Tech Support
This is the much-requested t-shirt featuring the flowchart from xkcd's comic #627 on the front. Appropriate for nearly all tech support situations. As it says: Dear various parents, grandparents, co-workers and other "not computer people." We don't magically know how to do everything in every program. When we help you, we're usually just doing this: [insert the graphic on the t-shirt] Tech Support flowchart in white ink on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.
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Totoro Plush Hat
You never know when you're going to need some help from the forest spirits. Maybe you're off the beaten path geocaching, trying to remember if what you suddenly find yourself surrounded by is kudzu or poison ivy. You need a catbus to get you out of there, STAT! Failing, that, maybe throwing this super-soft cap over your own head will turn your brain into a ersatz forest spirit of its own. Or not. At least you'll be itchy and cute. Which is better than just itchy. This hat features Totoro's face and toothy grin, along with perky ears which contain plastic to keep them upright. This is perfect for convention attendees who don't want to go all-out on a costume or for folks who want a little extra cute for puttering around town. This hat is 100% polyester, made from a poly fleece fabric, which is warm but lightweight and water-resistant. One size fits most.
Iron Man Costume Hoodie
So we originally specced out this hoodie to be made of a new geodesic alloy with carbon nanotube-reinforced ceramic plates and coated with a kevlar-like polymer. But let's be realistic here. How likely are you to be attacked by HYDRA while at Starbucks? Or M.O.D.O.K. in the grocery store? Yeah. We thought so. So we decided to slash the cost and weight of this thing and go with good ol' reliable cotton and polyester. Plus that frees up GeekLabs to create new and sneakier Annoyatrons instead of spending their time testing out the latest armor enhancements. Really, it's for the best. Or, at least, that's what our insurance carrier claims. Red 60% cotton, 40% polyester hoodie with yellow and black accents, some of which are screenprinted, and some of which are embroidered for added effect. Red arm and waist ribbing. Zips up to the neck, which has black hood pulls. Printed 360° for maximum effect. We recommend that you turn the hoodie inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 41 in. 43 in. 45 in. 48 in. 51 in. Waist 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. 45 in. 48 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 in. 28 1/2 in. 29 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 1/4 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 26 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 in.
neurodiversity
Everyone's brain is wired in a unique way. It's what makes you YOU. And your mind is our favorite part of you. It's what makes you our smart masses. So here at ThinkGeek HQ, we're all about embracing the differences in neurological configurations. Whether you are an autistic person or a "neurotypical," you have ADHD, are bipolar, whoever you are, whatever unique configuration of neurons makes you you, we think you're pretty awesome, just the way you are (both the Bruno Mars and the Billy Joel versions). "Neurodiversity" with a brain for the "o" and a heart for the "v" in pink and white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. In April of 2012, 100% of the proceeds from this shirt were donated to ASAN, The Autistic Self Advocacy Network, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization run by and for Autistic people. In addition, we're giving them $1 from each sale during May and June of 2012. Their mission statement: The Autistic Self Advocacy Network seeks to advance the principles of the disability rights movement with regard to autism. Drawing on the principles of the cross-disability community, ASAN seeks to organize the community of Autistic adults and youth to have our voices heard in the national conversation about us. ASAN believes that the goal of autism advocacy should be a world in which Autistic people enjoy the same access, rights, and opportunities as all other citizens. We hope to empower Autistic people across the world to take control of our own lives and the future of our common community. Nothing About Us, Without Us!
Property of Adipose Athletic Department Babydoll
A ThinkGeek Exclusive! This revolutionary weight-loss program from Adipose Industries is guaranteed to make the fat "just walk away!" In combination with a healthy diet and moderate exercise, the easy-to-swallow pill will change the way you think about your body and your life! With just one, highly-effective pill once a day, you, too, can leave those pounds behind. These pills have been clinically proven to reduce body fat. Maybe you've plateaued on your current diet and exercise routine? This innovative approach will help you shed those last few pounds. You can do it, and Adipose Industries can help. Text reads "Property of Adipose Athletic Department" with three little baby Adipose making up the traditional XXL on a heather grey, 90% cotton / 10% polyester babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Bazinga! Beanie
We would say that you should get this because humans lose most of their heat through their heads, but that's a myth. You should get this hat because every exposed inch of flesh is just as likely to release your body heat heat as any other exposed flesh, and you're more likely to venture outside with an uncovered head than an uncovered torso. Although if you do have an uncovered torso, we can help with that, too. Red, 100% acrylic beanie has Bazinga! logo embroidered across the cuff. Officially-licensed Big Bang Theory merchandise. Bazinga! Beanie One size fits most. 8 1/2" across (17" circumference) unstretched. (We tested it to 16" across flat, so it's very stretchy.) 8" from top to bottom of 3" cuff. (Very little stretch this direction.) 100% acrylic. Hand wash. Dry flat. Not intended for children 12 and under.
Big Bang Theory Atom Hoodie
Although this is an officially-licensed Big Bang Theory product, we can see this going over well with most any science geek. Now it might be the simplified version of the atom they teach us in high school chemistry, but let's face it. The thing your scanning electron microscope takes a picture of may be beautiful, but isn't as recognizable as this one. Or as easily screenprinted. White atom printed on a heathered green, 60% cotton / 40% polyester. Two white stripes on each sleeve. Full zip (white). Kangaroo pockets. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 40 in. 42 in. 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. Waist 41 in. 43 in. 45 in. 47 in. 49 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 26 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 1/2 in. Sleeve Length(from center of back) 33 1/2 in. 34 3/4 in. 36 in. 37 1/4 in. 38 1/2 in.
We're All Mad Here Babydoll
Destination: Tea Party Calculating route. Turn left. Travel 200 meters. Arrive at waypoint, Cheshire Cat, on right. Recalculating route. Continue another 100 meters. Take exit on left toward March Hare's house. You have arrived at your destination, a large arm-chair at one end of a table set out under a tree in front of the house. Tenniel's engraving of Alice peering up at the disappearing Cheshire Cat printed in yellow, black, and a very Alice blue with the words "We're all mad here." on a purple babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Also, you want to tumble dry this on LOW. Hot will make it shrink. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Front Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
GeekMom
This is a shirt in celebration of GeekMom, where being a geek and being a parent come together in a gravity well so strong not even light can escape. GeekMom is all about parenting in the digital age: geek parents raising offspring in their own geeky image. And here at ThinkGeek we're all in favor of more geeks. GeekMom logo on the front with the GeekMom URL on the back of a black 100% cotton ladies' shirt. Looser cut than a babydoll tee, this is considered a "classic cut". It's styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. This shirt fits like Huge Tracts of Land. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 37 in. 39 in. 42 in. 45 1/2 in. 49 1/2 in. Length 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 3/4 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in.
Crit Happens Babydoll
That night when you're rolling well, when the dice are with you, when everything's going your way... those games are great. Better if it's going that way for the whole adventuring party. And stellar if somebody remembered that can of Rotel Diced Tomatoes and Green Chilies for the queso. But you know where your war stories come from? The failures. The really epic, spectacular failures. The ones that years down the road you regale friends with, the sharing of which inevitably ends in the sentence, "I guess you had to be there." Which is ironic, considering you really weren't there either. A red d20 with an ominous 1 on displayed over top of the words "Crit Happens" in white ink on this black, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Self-Rescuing Princess Babydoll
There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way. If you're reading this page, we're betting that you are that superheroine. But if you're not, we know you have one in your life. Your own personal Buffy, Lara Croft, Zoe, the wielder of The Witchblade, Xena, Kim Possible, Leela, Agent 355, Ripley, Wonder Woman, or (our favorite rolemodel for little girls) Elizabeth from The Paper Bag Princess. We could go on, but you get the idea. To paraphrase, geek girls kick butt and chew bubble gum, and we're all out of gum. "Self-Rescuing Princess" is printed in turquoise blue beneath a glittery crown / tiara on this black 100% cotton, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Also available in a women's classic cut if you'd prefer more generous proportions.
Serenity Schematic
Sure, to some it might be a flying piece of go se, but to a handful of folks it's home. And sure, the Series 4 is out, but who needs it? You wait until the 4 comes out, that's when you get a great deal on the Series 3. None of that depreciation when you fly it off the lot. What's the 4 got anyhow? Twice the space for crew? If you ain't using all the berths in a 3, you don't need that. A hydroponics garden? Oooh. Fancy. We get our strawberries by other means, pal. And twice the range? If you need twice the range, you ain't arranging your smuggling proper-like. That's all I gotta say about that. Serenity specs in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Deluxe Jedi Robe
Generally the monkeys at ThinkGeek are here to make your life more fun. This time, we're here to make your life simpler. You already have the lightsaber. Here's the second of the two elements that will make your Star Wars costume a hit: your own Jedi robe. Officially licensed, no less. Buy the robe, and you can spend the time you would have spent making it scrounging up the other bits of your costume like the obi or the tabards. And the boots. Don't forget the boots. Ain't nothing worse than seeing a spectacular Jedi costume finished off with a pair of sneakers. This dark brown, textured robe is 100% polyester and sized to fit "most adults." It's marked jacket size 44, but see the below for the actual measurements. The kimono-style sleeves and a roomy hood combine with the lightweight fabric for maximum draping effect. The weight of the fabric is great for movement and layering (you won't get too hot no matter how many tunics you wear under it); it's not ideal for posing in front of a searchlight. So try to avoid car dealerships and crackhouses while wearing this robe. Actually, that's good advice most anytime. Measurements: Chest = 58 in. Waist = 56 in. (i.e. no overlap at 56 in.) Hood seam in front to floor = 57 in. Hood seam in back to floor = 58.5 in. Shoulder seam to top of wrist = 26 in. Neck seam to top of wrist (sleeve) = 32 in. Midichlorian count = off the charts Note: Like traditional Jedi robes, you want to hand wash this and hang it to dry. Deluxe Jedi Robes bought in October are non-returnable. Other times, this product is subject to the 15% restocking fee. Shipping is non-refundable.
Crit Happens
That night when you're rolling well, when the dice are with you, when everything's going your way... those games are great. Better if it's going that way for the whole adventuring party. And stellar if somebody remembered that can of Rotel Diced Tomatoes and Green Chilies for the queso. But you know where your war stories come from? The failures. The really epic, spectacular failures. The ones that years down the road you regale friends with, the sharing of which inevitably ends in the sentence, "I guess you had to be there." Which is ironic, considering you really weren't there either. A red d20 with an ominous 1 on displayed over top of the words "Crit Happens" in white ink on this black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Boys Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt
Here at ThinkGeek were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK... she wailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in our hands...The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and started to rock. As the Pixie explained, the Electronic Guitar Shirt is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord. She went on to mention how you can play dozens of classic rock songs with very little skill. However she warned us never to use the Guitar Shirt for evil. Now you can purchase one of these fine Electronic Rock Guitar Shirts and get a little wearable ROCK magic for yourself. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great doing it. All major chords are recorded from a real electric guitar, and a wave of the hand allows you to strum just like you would a real guitar. The included mini amp clips to your belt and gets plenty loud with great sounding amplification circuitry. The tone knob on the amp lets you adjust the sound just like a real guitar. Now the young-uns can get in on some amazing shirt based rock as well. Finally we've got kid sized versions of the Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. Check the sizing chart below for the best fit on your mini-human. T-Shirt Size Chest Weight Generic Age Range S Kids 28" 43 - 55 lbs. 6 - 8 years M Kids 30" 56 - 73 lbs. 9 - 12 years L Kids 32" 74 - 100 lbs. 13 - 16 years
Dosh Desmopan Wallet
There are all kinds of ways to carry your money nowadays - you can fold your bills into a leather pocket with your credit cards and ID stuffed inside. Alternatively, you can fold duct-tape together, or even use toughened paper. Nothing wrong with those methods of remuneration-management, but if you're one of the digerati - the high-tech masses that frequent stores like ThinkGeek, you may be after something more. You're like double-o English superspy: you're constantly surrounded by the highest-technology, and the finest style imaginable (assuming meh t-shirts count as style). Consequently, your personal accessories must reflect that maxim. You need to carry a wallet that's made of the newest modern materials, that's big enough to hold your money and all your cards, and looks as sharp and clean as a tuxedo jacket. The Dosh Tux wallet fits that need precisely! 6 slots for holding all your cards, and an aluminum moneyclip for all your folding cash. Slim, clean and stylish with that high-tech edge you've come to expect from ThinkGeek. Now you can outfit yourself with your magnetic grappling gun, Rolex with laser and garrotte wire and two-way wireless radio transmitter secreted away inside your left maxillary first-molar as well as an incredibly posh wallet with enough bills to tip your doorman. You're not a barbarian, after all.
Heroine Zentai Bodysuit
Zentai is portmanteau of the Japanese words "zenshin taitsu," which roughly translates to "full-body tights." Form-fitting is an understatement; a zentai fits like a second skin, closely hugging your curves. They're crazy comfortable! In fact, we know of people who like to sleep in their zentai. These zentai allow you to dress as your favorite heroine (or villain): Batgirl or Catwoman. They do run a bit on the small side but have quite a bit of stretch in them. Unlike traditional zentai (like the Green Man suit from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia), these have holes for your eyes, nose, and mouth so it's a little easier to interact with your world. And kick its butt. Product Specifications Dare to fight for what you believe in (and wear a bodysuit!) Figure-hugging bodysuit turns you into a heroine Unlike traditional zentai, these have holes for your face Do not wear while swimming Your vision may be impaired while wearing the bodysuit Choose: Batgirl or Catwoman Materials: 87% Polyester / 13% Spandex Love your zentai: Hand wash, cold. Line dry. S M L Height 5'0" - 5'4" 5'4" - 5'10 5'10" and up
You Never Forget Your First Doctor Babydoll
We decided to make a shirt in tribute to one of the first traumatic experiences in life -- the visit to the pediatrician. It involves hanging out in waiting rooms with sick kids, toys you're not allowed to play with because other sick kids have been touching them, and an oversized children's Bible as the only reading material for folks under 3 feet tall. When you finally see the pediatrician, he does something to distract you so he can give you a shot, and all you get in return is a lollipop. Not a fair trade. Our cotton, black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt features the phrase "You Never Forget Your First Doctor" under an inexplicable picture of an old-style British police phone box with a white starburst behind it. We have no idea what's going on with that.
Geek Motif Ladies Knee Socks
One of the more delightful things about being a girl is that we can wear crazy socks and nobody will question it. A stroll down the men's sock aisle reveals the same ol' boring socks in white athletic variety and the srs bsns black, navy, brown, khaki. Maybe with some stripes or argyle if they're feeling crazy. Not us, geek girls! We get socks in every color of the rainbow and if we want to wear dinosaur socks because the dinosaur green matches our favorite green sweater, we can totally do it. These knee socks rocked our current socks clear off our feet. Which is good, because then we had bare feet to put these Geek Motif socks on! Made of a soft and comfy cotton/poly blend, these socks have a wee bit of spandex so they hug your feet like tiny feet huggers. NASA geeks will love the Space style, in bright blue and gold with a tiny solar system and oversized stars. But if you hate space because of what a meteorite did to the dinosaurs, perhaps the Dinomite socks are more your style. Also, they say "Raa!" on them, which is how we feel before we've had our coffee. Product Specifications Knee socks that proclaim your geekiness Made from a blend of 75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex Size: Fits women's shoe sizes 5-10 Men who want to wear these, you'll have to be a shoe size 8 or smaller. Styles available: Tri-Fecta of Awesome: Candy pink & gray covered in unicorns, cupcakes, and robots! Manatee: Pale green & pink covered in lovable manatees and hearts. Jellyfish: Aqua & turquoise with a squiggly jellyfish, and no stinging! Unicorns: Two shades of purple covered in regal unicorns. Made Science: Gray & yellow with a print of microscopes, goggles, and lab related goodies. Cat Stripe: Gray stripes & pink with fancy pink kitties. Sloth: Purple & magenta covered in chillin' sloths! Sloths, on socks! Slocks! Cupcake: White & tan covered in a print of tiny cupcakes. Not edible. Space: NASAesque blue & gold with our tiny solar system Dinomite: gray & pink with punk rock dinosaurs that say, "Raa!" Love your socks, machine wash cold, line dry for longest life
Wanted: Bad Horse
With this shirt, you, too, can be a walking wanted poster for this most notorious of equines. And with art from Megan Lara, who wouldn't want to? Under the word "WANTED," it features the profile of the identified Thoroughbred of Sin against a field of two hammers and what looks like a wreath of acanthus leaves. Under the circle it lists his identifying traits: "Known for his iron hooves and terrible death whinny." The Bad Horse banner flies, with the inscription underneath reading "If spotted, contact Captain Hammer" and hastily scrawled beneath that "(The reward is my hammer.)" Captain Hammer. Not so much a fan of subtlety. Bad Horse Wanted poster printed in a golden yellow on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
The Friendship Algorithm Flowchart
It's not surprising that when Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory decides he needs a new friend (Bawwy Kwipke, because of his wole with the Open Science Gwid Computew), he approaches the problem scientifically. Because we all occasionally need a little help doing that, we've reproduced his flowchart on this shirt. Unfortunately, it's difficult to follow the arrows when you're wearing it so you either need to convince an extant friend to wear this shirt with you (which can lead to awkward questions) or rig a series of mirrors. We recommend the mirrors. It involves fewer humans. This shirt features the flowchart from "The Friendship Algorithm," season 2, episode 13 on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt. To check out the full flowchart (lo-res but readable), click here.
Tesla vs. Edison Babydoll
Yeah, so they totally made up "Tesla-cize" above, but we're pitting the two inventors against each other in a strange fact-off.* They duke it out. A winner is you! Wait. What? Tesla believed that both voice and image could be transmitted through the air. Click "Like" above if you just read that sentence over a wireless connection. He was a rocker. He rocked out. Edison had a tattoo, but also invented the engraving apparatus that was later adapted by Samuel O'Reilly into the modern rotary tattoo machine. And the number of the counting shall be three. Toward the end of his life, Tesla became obsessed with the number 3. He died in the New Yorker's suite Suite 3327. Made for each other. Edison proposed to second wife Mina in Morse Code. She also accepted in Morse. Pew pew pew! In 1934 Tesla conceived of a weapon (for national defense) which would use electrostatic repulsion to shoot a beam of particles. Death ray! Shocking. No, really. As part of his campaign to debunk alternating current, Edison encouraged the use of AC power to electrocute dogs, cats, a horse, a man, and an elephant. And filmed it. Absence makes the brain grow stronger. Edison was (mostly) deaf. Tesla was celibate. Both claimed the lack helped them work better. Tesla and Edison duke it out on the front of this army green babydoll (fitted) shirt. * We attempted to validate these using reputable sources, but strange facts have a way of being... strange. YMMV.
What is Best in Life?
Mongol General: Conan! What is best in life? Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Mongol General: That is good! That is good. Ask the average person on the street to tell you what is best in life and you'll probably get cop-out answers like health, family, the open steppe, a good career (or these days, job security!), a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, puppies, kittens, packages wrapped up in strings, and the series of tubes called the Internet. Also, the wind in your hair is pretty nice. While all these things are fine and good, they definitely are the WRONG answer to the question. Thank goodness Conan knows the right answer. The answer to the question "What is best in life?" as a white and red Venn diagram on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Circuit Board Cufflinks
So what do you do when you're bored at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory? (Wait. Who gets bored at JPL?) You envision spectacular jewelry made out of all the bits and bobs sitting around, naturally. Or, at least, that's what Megan did (and we love her for it), and it turned into a new business for her. For instance, check out these cufflinks. Cut from surplus computer circuit boards, they allow you to show off your geek cred at whatever event you had to go to that involves cuffs. Note: Since these are made from upcycled parts, each is unique. Just like you. *cue the happy, sappy chime* Product Specifications Each cufflink will be unique, but they're all cut from green or red boards. WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3 years. Comes with bullet-back toggle closure. Dimensions: Each is little over half an inch (16mm) square.
Steampunk Skeleton
Maybe you're into the whole DIY bit of the Steampunk movement but you're not quite ready to replace your ribs with copper tubing and your lungs with bellows. That's where we come in. We've made a Steampunk cosplay t-shirt that lets you reveal your inner self without exposing any actual vital organs. Sure it doesn't look quite as cool as being a steam-powered cyborg, but the pluses are that there's no worrying about pressure gauges and less oxidation this way. Trust me. When you gotta get in there and scrub the tarnish off of the thoracic vertebrae, you're going to need a second set of hands. It's even worse than trying to dry your back. Especially if your hands are modded, too. Steampunk-esque skeleton in shades of sepia. The black, 100% cotton t-shirt is bleach-dyed before printing, which gives it an organic rusty look. Note: In the action shots, you may see an old version of this shirt, which we printed on a plain black t-shirt.
Half Life 2 - Black Mesa Hoodie
Dodging Marines, parasitic headcrabs, and building collapses is definitely a workout. There’s no doubt that the warzone is uncomfortably warm and you’ve spent days sweating profusely. But, what you don’t know is that when Xen is cold, it’s super, duper cold. So, when you decide to traverse that dimensional portal, make sure you bring a sweater, a Black Mesa Hoodie to be specific. Heather colored 95% cotton and 5% polyester full front zipper hoodie with Black Mesa logo printed on the front. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 41 in. 43 in. 45 in. 47 in. 49 in. 51 in. Length 26 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 1/2 in. 31 1/2 in.
Anatomical Heart Necklace
Right, so you can't literally give your heart away. Well, you can, but that tends to work out best for both involved if you're dead and there's a medevac helicopter standing by. Love tends to work out best, on the other hand, if you're both still amongst the living. So allow us to recommend this slightly-more-literal-than-a-cutesy-heart-but-not-as-literal-as-organ-donation option. Give your significant other your "heart" on a chain for safekeeping. This pewter heart hangs from an 18" braided sterling-silver plated chain. This is paired with a second sterling-silver plated decorative chain featuring garnet beads. Heart measures approximately 1 inch high and .75 inch across. Toggle closure.
Star Wars R2D2 Bathrobe
Not a morning person? Try this mind hack to get yourself up and out of bed: pretend you're a droid. Hang the R2-D2 Bathrobe by your bed. When the alarm goes off, sit up immediately. You're a droid! This is your programming! You cannot resist. Slap off the alarm, put on your R2-D2 Bathrobe and shuffle off to the bathroom for your morning hygiene protocol. Then shuffle to the kitchen for refueling. By the time you shuffle back to the bedroom to get dressed, you'll be awake and can return to being a humanoid! Of course, putting this plan into action involves having an R2-D2 Bathrobe. Good thing you can get one right here! This warm and cozy robe lets you dress up as a slightly taller version of everyone's favorite astromech droid. While the robe will not project holographic images, you can carry messages from your favorite princess in your front pockets. Speaking of that, if you want your favorite princess to remain in that position, it's best to speak like a human and not in bleeps and bloops. Product Specifications Warm and soft robe lets you relax in style Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Look like your favorite astromech droid in white, blue, gray, and black Front pockets for carrying messages from your favorite princess Dimensions: Length: 49 inches Waist: Up to 50 inches Sleeves: 34 inches Material: 100% cotton Machine Washable: Wash separately in cold water, tumble dry low.
Soylent Green Is People
What's the ultimate end game for modern society's rampant consumerism and dangerous population growth trends? Three words. Soylent Green Biscuits. Discuss. Kelly Green 100% cotton heavyweight tshirt with the phrase 'Soylent Green Is People' written in a retro-seventies style on the front. Beneath this phrase are several humanoids falling into the deep abyss of the shirt - about to become people biscuits. Yumm. If you haven't seen the movie, add it to your Netflix queue already.
Optimus For President
Going through our vast collection of Transformers knowledge, it becomes painfully clear that Optimus Prime is the candidate for everyone. He's the people's President. The robot's president. The auto industry's president. And he'd be on the front lines of any war and kick butt (but only if it came to that). Optimus Prime believes that "freedom is the right of all sentient beings." Freedom of speech, religion, the press, all that good stuff. His unwavering moral compass has been hardwired into him, so no amount of cash can sway his beliefs. Optimus Prime is willing to admit when he's made a mistake. "Sometimes even the wisest of men and machines can be in error," he said, admitting he misjudged the Dinobots. Prime is not afraid to ask for help when he needs it and compromise to reach the best outcome for all. "Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing," Prime once said. Of course, Fate has chosen him now, for this election. Will you write in Optimus Prime for President? Optimus for President in patriotic red, white, and blue on a 100% cotton light gray t-shirt.
Chocolate Molecule Scented Babydoll Ringer
Need a fix? We got your C7H8N4O2 right here. Even better? There's no worry about theobromine poisoning with this one, because it's printed on the shirt. But it's also printed IN the shirt. What are we talking about? Our printer worked out a process for combining essential oils (for instance, ones from of the Theobroma cacao tree) with plastisol ink. The result? The tastiest shirt you've ever smelled. We passed the shirt around the office. It basically smells like you've spilled cocoa down your shirt without all the mess and the crying over spilled cocoa. Theobromine molecule printed in chocolate brown on a tan and brown babydoll ringer. For the longevity of your scented shirt, machine wash cold, inside out. Lay flat to dry or tumble dry low. The scent should last for around 10 washings.
Bazinga!
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14.2 BAZINGA! writ large across a red, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Browncoat Beanie
You've always had your own thing going on. Been a little different from everyone else. Had issues with authority. And out in the far reaches of the universe, what're they doin' stickin' their noses in your business anyhow? They don't know what it's like out there. Right? That's why we've pegged you as a Browncoat. An Independent. You're the one who goes and picks fights with the guys in the tiny cars at the Unification Day parades, aren't you? Yeah. We thought we recognized your type. Troublemaker. Brown, 100% acrylic beanie has Browncoat with two stars embroidered across the cuff and the Firefly on the side. Officially-licensed Firefly merchandise. Browncoat Beanie One size fits most. 8 1/2" across (17" circumference) unstretched. (We tested it to 16" across flat, so it's very stretchy.) 8" from top to bottom of 3" cuff. (Very little stretch this direction.) 100% acrylic. Hand wash. Dry flat. Not intended for children 12 and under.
Soft Kitty Shirt
We don't always agree with her perspective, but Sheldon's mother certainly knows how to manage Sheldon. She's got years of experience (even if slightly abbreviated since Sheldon went to college at 11) in handling his quirky personality. Genetically, she may have given Sheldon his eyes and knees, but the far more significant gift arrived not via DNA but sound waves. That's right. We're talking about "Soft Kitty," everybody's favorite contagious lullaby. (See what we did there?) Sing it with us. You know the words. Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty, sleepy kitty Purr purr purr The lyrics to "Soft Kitty" and a grey tabby (paws up!) on a 100% cotton, ice-grey t-shirt.
Star Wars Tissue-Weight Babydoll
As female Star Wars fans, our cosplay options were previously fairly limited. Leia, Slave Leia, maybe a Twi'lek if you had the patience to paint yourself blue. But thanks to some brave pioneers, crossplay is alive and well in the Star Wars fandom, so we can freely be totally awesome versions of Han Solo, Boba Fett, or even Chewbacca. We've tailored our costumes to meet the needs of our bodies and our fandom. The same should go for our t-shirts, right? Star Wars printed in white on a tissue-weight, heather plum, 65% cotton / 35% polyester babydoll (fitted) shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2XL Chest 32 1/2 in. 34 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. 39 1/2 in. 41 1/2 in. Length 26 1/2 in. 27 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/4 in. 28 3/4 in.
Plotting for Your Heart Babydoll
It's been a long time since high school math for some of us, so we got WolframAlpha to help us out on this shirt design. We knew what we wanted to do, and we knew that there were multiple ways to do it. WolframAlpha elegantly graphed a bunch of our options for us, and we went with this one. We love it. We hope you love it. And we hope you love someone who also loves it (and you). Equation in white on front and implicit heart plot in white and red on the back of this black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.
There's a Nap For That Creeper
You know what we miss most about being a child? It's not the freedom from responsibility. It's not the ability to bounce back from nearly any physical injury without hurting the next day. Nope. It's the naptime and cookies. Wait. What you're telling me is that I have to curl up here on the floor and do nothing? And that when I get up there will magically be cookies? I am totally down for this. Where do I sign up? Oh wait. Right. I can't write yet. We'll work that out later. For now can I just do some crayon scrawl near the dotted line? Thanks, man. I owe you one. "There's a nap for that" printed in grey on a white, 5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton creeper. Short sleeves with lap shoulders. Reinforced three-snap closure.
Superheroine Hinge Wallets
You have a busy lifestyle. You don't have time to be switching all your stuff from one purse to another to match your outfit and/or occasion. That's where these Superheroine Hinge Wallets come in. When you're doing your daily traipsing around, they fit comfortably into your standard purse as a wallet. When you go out for that night on the town, they double as a convenient clutch, which already has all your stuff in it. Slip a key in there, grab a phone, and you're ready to go. One minute it's a wallet; the next it's a clutch. Transmutation at its finest right there. These hinge wallets measure c. 7" x 4" x 1/2". They snap closed (or open) with a metal push lock. The outside of the Batman/Batgirl is a black polyurethane with silver sparkle and a gold Batman crest sewn on one side. The outside of the Wonder Woman is a steel blue polyurethane with pastel yellow stripes and stars and an oversized retro Wonder Woman logo on one side, the retro-ness emphasized by ink distressed to make it look like you maybe have had the wallet since the 70s. The wallets open to lay flat on one large hinge. The inside is polyester with two full-length pockets for bills and whatnot, a change pocket that has a zipper, and slots for five cards. The front card slot is see-through for ease of use and so that you can quickly prove that, actually, you are the droid they're looking for.
Star Wars Logo Earrings
Oxidation. It's a beautiful thing. We didn't need that stinkin' electron anyhow. And now we have a new substance. That's what's happened with the brass charms on these earrings. They've been intentionally oxidized. With this form of corrosion, the brass gains a thin film of copper oxide along the exposed surfaces. It gives them a dark, matte finish that's really subtle. And, of course, you couldn't have bright sterling silver ear wires against that, so the jeweler chose to tarnish them. The result is a science-experiment you can safely hang from your ear. The charms on these Star Wars Logo Earrings each measure approximately 1/2" in diameter. From the top of the wire to the bottom of the charm measures 1". Comes in a silk bag. Note that because this is science, some subtle imperfections may appear in the ear wires. Because one way to get rid of tarnish is to abrade it and basically that's what the charms are doing to the ear wires as they swing back and forth, the ear wires will develop shiny spots. Just leave them out to reoxidize them back to their tarnished state. For our customers with nickel allergies: the icons are oxidized white bronze, which is a mixture of copper, tin, and zinc. The ear wires are tarnished sterling silver. Copper is the main alloy (which aids in the tarnishing), but it is possible that there are small amounts of nickel present in the mix.
Caffeine Molecule
As seen on The Big Bang Theory! You live and code by this alkaloid, why not wear your badge of addiction for all to see? Kind of like a scarlet molecule. Except it's green. Caffeine molecule printed in Matrix green on a navy, 100% cotton t-shirt. Think we made a mistake? Here's some info... In chemical line-angle structures (like the structure of caffeine shown on our t-shirt), carbon and hydrogen are not usually shown explicitly. Carbon is assumed to be at every junction of lines, and the proper number of hydrogen atoms needed to give each carbon a total of four bonds is assumed. This representation of the caffeine molecule is simplified based on these rules and is widely used and recognized throughout the scientific community.
Stark Industries
With the economy how it is, it can be difficult to find work, even with a super skill set. We've put together a friendly little list of places to avoid applying to, no matter how desperate you become: A.I.M. (Advanced Idea Mechanics). If you're going to be a terrorist, you shouldn't have to wear a uniform. A yellow uniform. Who looks good in yellow? Besides Wolverine. And The Bride. HYDRA. Fascism. And again with the bad uniforms. It's a good thing when a company wants to keep you; it's a bad thing when they do it via death-oath. The Sons of the Serpent. Perpetrators of hate-crimes. All around scumbags. Do you really want to be seen with them? Yeah. We didn't think so. Hexus. It'd be your last exposure to extreme corporate branding. Great experience, and you'd love it while you work there. But you can't really put it on a resume, cause there isn't any next job. Roxxon Energy Corporation, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Kronas Corporation. BP blamed a faulty blowout preventer. We know better. Totally corporate sabotage perpetrated by Roxxon. Despite not knowing what your corporation's name might be from week to week, Stark's a better choice. Stark Industries in red on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Sunnydale High School Babydoll
There is something for everyone at Sunnydale High School. Sunnydale High stands above the banks of the Hellmouth in southern California, just west of Ventura County. Serving approximately 2500 students in grades 9 through 12, it houses an ethnically, socio-economically, and morphologically diverse student body. From academics to sports, clubs to service organizations, students will find everything they are looking for at Sunnydale. Over 40 clubs and organizations operate yearly to keep students active and involved. These include: Amnesty International, band, cheerleading, chess club, debate, demon summoning, drama club, Future Fiends of America, Honor Society, the Key Club (one member), NJROTC, and yearbook. News flash! We are proud to announce that Sunnydale's class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate in the school's history! Way to go Razorbacks! SHS printed in big block varsity letters with Sunnydale High School beneath in gold on a red, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. The H is on fire and the Ss sport fangs.
Venom Costume Tee
When choosing a symbiote you find in space, you have a couple choices. If you have Trill blood, you could be joined with a symbiont that will give you the memories of multiple lifetimes. Or you could don Venom's black suit, which will make you stronger, better, faster, longer-tongued, but with a side effect of pure evil. The Federation says we can't sell symbionts, so we guess you don't really have a choice here. Luckily, evil has much less oversight. So good luck with your evil deeds! Venom's Costume printed in white on the front of a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. This shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our standard tee.
Jaynestown
Anti-heroes are the best. You don't have to put up with the holier-than-thou attitude, and you get the same results in the end. Granted, the hero half of Jayne's anti-heroism is because the good guys pay better. And, for the town of Canton, because strongboxes are heavy ballast. Okay. So he's an accidental hero. This is good because it leaves him room to kick some ass when he needs to, without a second thought. Well, without much thought at all. That's what we love about Jayne. He's uncomplicated. That, and the hat. Gotta love the hat. Postcard-esque image of the statue of Jayne with the words "Jaynestown" above and "Canton" beneath on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Green Lantern Hockey Stripe Babydoll
Sometimes you just gotta put the smack down on evil. This shirt is for the sort of women who consider it their duty to rid the universe of evil-doers, one frustrating person at a time, whether your jurisdiction is Sector 2814 or someplace farther out. We salute you. Also, from the back you can totally fool the Sinestro Corps with this shirt color. Distressed Green Lantern logo on a yellow babydoll (fitted) shirt with green and white stripes on the sleeves. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. 100% cotton. One of these things is not like the others: Be aware that the Superman Hockey Stripe Babydoll is 50% cotton / 50% polyester, which means it will shrink less in the washer and dryer than the others. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
Geek Statement Socks
Some geeks are all about wearing their geekiness on their bodies. They have tattoos of their favorite video game characters, comic book heroes, or quotes from Tolkien. They dye their hair crazy colors and have anthropomorphic cupcakes or tiny d20s dangling from their ears. But what if you're stuck in a day job where you can't express yourself so blatantly? You wear crazy socks, that's what you do! These colorful and comfortable knee socks (or mid-calf socks if you're over 6 feet!) are the perfect solution to your blah office dress code. Wearing your red power tie? Pair it with our red and white BACON socks. Pantsuit with purple pinstripes? Sounds like you need NERD socks to go with it! Have a more formal occasion? Black ninja dress socks go perfectly with black tie! Wearing crazy socks is even more fun than crazy underwear because you can actually show off your socks without having to go visit HR again. Product Specifications Socks that proclaim your geekiness Inspired by the classic look of vintage tube socks Made in the USA with a blend of 75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex Cushioned foot and heel for maximum comfort Approximately fits up to a women's shoe size 7, and up to men's shoe size 12 Fits to the knee on most folks, to mid-calf on folks over 5'11" Styles available: Bacon: Red with white stripes and letters Bookworm: Blue with yellow letters, heel, and toe Nerd: Purple with hot pink stripes and letters Geek: Blue with orange stripes and letters Zombie: Full black and grey stripes with green letters, heel, and toe Ninja: Black dress sock with grey letters, heel, and toe Math: Orange with gray stripes and letters Robot: Gray with green letters and heel Science: Green with yellow stripes and letters Love your socks, machine wash cold, line dry for longest life
Imperial Crest
Even when you're not in uniform, it's always good to display your loyalty to the Empire. You still want to look all "Rah-rah! Go team! Oppress those rebels!" even if you're just kicking back in the canteen with Eddie Izzard (whom we would have thought would have picked Amidala's court just for the spectacular makeup options), overhearing this scene: Darth Vader: I will have the penne a la arabiata. Canteen Server: You'll need a tray. Darth Vader: Do you know who I am? Canteen Server: Do you know who I am? Darth Vader: This is not a game of who the f*** are you. For I am Vader. Darth Vader. Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought! Canteen Server: Well you'll still need a tray. - Eddie Izzard, _Circle_ Imperial Crest in black on a heather grey t-shirt. We get this from our friends at Mighty Fine. This shirt is softer and fits slightly more tightly than our standard men's shirt.
SeV Cotton Hoodie
You know the best thing about ScotteVest products? All the pockets. You know the worst thing about SeV products? All the pockets. Not cause they're bulky (they're engineered not to be), but because you're gonna put stuff in them that you're totally going to forget. And because of SeV's weight distribution system, you won't feel a thing. The best solution is never to leave the house without your SeV. Then you know you have everything... someplace on your person. This hoodie has 13 pockets that use SeV's specially-developed weight management system to keep you from looking bulky. Most of the pockets also are integrated into the Personal Area Network (PAN) system so that your headphones stay right where you need them, untangled. And some interior pockets are clear so that you can control your devices (including those with capacitive touch) without removing them. SeV Cotton Hoodie in charcoal grey, 100% cotton jersey. Machine washable. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. These are the measurements of the person wearing the shirt, not the shirt itself. S M L XL XXL XXXL Chest 43 in. 46 1/2 in. 50 in. 53 1/2 in. 57 in. 56 in. Waist 30 in. 34 in. 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Length 26 3/4 in. 27 3/4 in. 28 3/4in. 29 3/4 in. 30 3/4 in. 31 3/4 in. Neck 14 1/2 in. 15 1/2 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in. Sleeve Length 34 in. 35 in. 36 in. 37 in. 38 in. 39 in.
Hermione's Gryffindor Long-Sleeve Shirt
Hermione is awesome. She just is. She's clearly the best student at Hogwarts and we're totally convinced that she and Neville could have taken out Voldemort without Harry's help. And she would have done it in style, too. And now you can share a bit of Hermione's style with the Hermione's Gryffindor Long-Sleeve Shirt. Hermione's Gryffindor Long-Sleeve Shirt features sewn in grey long sleeves (for the layered look) and an ironed on Gryffindor Crest. Why iron on, you ask? Because this is exactly how it was made for that half-blooded Harry Potter movie. That's right, the Hermione's Gryffindor Long-Sleeve Shirt is exactly like the one used on screen. It's like getting a shirt, a souvenir, and a costume all in one fell swoop. Now all you have to do is practice your spells and potions; we know you can rock it like Hermione! Hermione's Gryffindor Long-Sleeve Shirt An exact replica of the shirt worn by Hermione in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Ironed on Gryffindor crest - exactly like it was for the movie. Has grey long sleeves sewn in to look give that layered shirt look. Rayon/cotton blend for a super soft and stretchy feel. Fitted ladies cut shirt. Dry clean recommended. BUT, if you have to put these in the washing machine, which we know some of you will, turn them inside out first. Machine wash cold. Hang to dry. Do not iron.
Schrödinger's Cat
Twisted up in Schrödinger's uncertainty thought experiment, this historical kitty has been put through a quantum ringer that nobody should have to experience. After all it's tough work being both alive and dead simultaneously. Every student of physics knows that Schrödinger's 1935 paper regarding a hypothetical paradox involving a cat has perplexed and annoyed physics geeks for years. The basic idea; If the outcome of a circumstance is presently unknown and by observing the circumstance you will disrupt it, then it exists in all possible states simultaneously... Simple! At least to quantum physicists with massive craniums. And hey eventually this principle will seem commonplace, but by then our highways will connect galaxies and shirts like this will be so utterly obvious that they'll likely be dish rags. Don't get it? We propose the following thought experiment: Give your friend enough money to purchase the "Schrödinger's Cat" shirt (don't forget the shipping). Tell your friend to take the money and lock himself in a room with a cigarette lighter. Let your friend know that once in the room he is to randomly choose either to burn the money, or return in five minutes with the money intact. We emphasize that this must be completely random (aka, impossible for a human to determine but bear with us). Your friend must then stay in this box for eternity. Hey, that's how thought experiments work. Hopefully he/she is OK with that. Since you have no idea whether your friend will destroy the money, you will simultaneously either lose or recover that money. So in a quantum sense, if you extend that logic, you will simultaneously either be able to purchase or not purchase this very t-shirt which enabled you to make the choice in the first place. Isn't physics fun? Perhaps when it was based on Newton, but now things are getting really hairy. Just wait another 100 years, we haven't seen anything yet.... 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black with "Schrödinger's Cat is Dead" on the front and "Schrödinger's Cat is Not Dead" on the back. Note: Don't want to have to explain this shirt to strangers? Fear no more! We now have free Schrödinger's Cat Pocket Cards to go with your shirt. They're perfect to print out and keep in your wallet so you can hand them out and make your escape while said strangers are busy reading.
Ravenclaw Coat of Arms Babydoll
When we released our Gryffindor House Babydoll, there was an outcry from the other Hogwarts houses, but none moreso than the Ravenclaws. Which makes sense. We're ThinkGeek. We're bound to have lots of Ravenclaw females amongst our smart masses. So we went back to the vendor that we buy these from and said, "Look. The customers want other houses. We need other houses. At the very least, we need Ravenclaw." We sent them a link to your Facebook comments, even, and they listened. They lowered the minimum so that we don't have to be Massive Big Buy Store in order to put in an order, and whipped this up, and got it approved just for y'all. Like magic. Only with more screenprinting. This light blue babydoll (fitted) shirt with the Ravenclaw emblem printed on it is 100% cotton. And before you ask (you are Ravenclaws; you will ask), the crest is the one from the student uniforms in the movies. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not allow your house-elves to iron. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
N7 Tech Hoodie
You have graduated from an elite training program. You should show that off. But not in a "Hey look at me! I'm a big, famous, Marine" kinda way. That's not how you do that. Something subtle like this N7 jacket. It's understated. It's stylish. It's elegant. Another person would have to be a player, too, to recognize it, so it's like a Mass Effect fan divining rod. Only it works. And let's face it. When we're talking about Mass Effect, this is one of the simplest decisions you'll have to make. 100% polyester hoodie features full-zip, N7 logo embroidered on chest, and stripe down the right arm. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Note: To extend the life of the hoodie, wash it with the zipper fully zipped. You don't want to end up wearing a rogue sock stuck to your face. Please reference the table below to choose your size. 100% polyester full-zip fleece hoodie. N7 embroidery on chest. Custom-sewn armour stripe panels down the right sleeve. Three exterior pockets. Blizzard-style neck for extra cold days (fastens with hook and loop). Sleek gunmetal N7 zipper pull. Metal drawstring caps. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 42 in. 46 in. 49 in. 53 in. 55 in. 57 in. Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 1/2 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 1/2 in. 31 1/2 in. 32 1/2 in. 33 1/2 in. Sleeve Length(from center back of neck inc. cuff) 34 1/2 in. 35 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. 37 1/2 in. 38 1/2 in. 39 1/2 in.
Portal Companion Cube Creeper
There are some similarities between babies and Companion Cubes. For starters, area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain alone and companionless. Babies are also not allowed to be left alone and companionless. Companion Cubes cannot speak and if they do, you should disregard their advice. Much the same could be said about babies. After all, even if they do speak, are you gonna trust someone with so little life experience? Also, you should not throw your baby into a furnace, no matter what GLaDOS says. Gray creepers with a choice between classic (pink) Companion Cube print or baby blue. See size chart below for dimensions. 0 - 6 Months 6 - 12 Months 12 - 18 Months 18 - 24 Months Chest 17" 18 1/2" 19" 19 1/2" Length 14 1/2" 15" 15 1/2" 15 1/2"
TARDIS Pullover Hoodie
Doctor Who fans know that the Doctor's TARDIS is stuck as a police box due to a faulty chameleon circuit. What you may not know is that back in the day on Gallifrey, the Time Lords had a sport that was similar to NASCAR (they did involve "turn left, turn left" but in a way we can't really grok as mere humans). They involved whipping about time and space, checking in at various points with race officials of various civilizations and waving at the cheering fans during the pit stops before quickly vworping to the next checkpoint. So the next time you wonder why the Doctor has so many of those turbulent moments in the TARDIS, remember that in his youth, he was a star on the TARDIS NASCAR circuit. A white line-art version of the TARDIS with the modern Doctor Who logo above it on a black, 50% cotton, 50% polyester pullover hoodie. Includes drawstring at the neck and kangaroo pocket.
Math Earrings
Despite what our Algebra 2 teacher tried to turn it into, mathematics can be beautiful. The first time you graph a parabola in geometry. The recognition of the Fibonacci sequence in a fern. The moment you get to the Q.E.D. bit in a particularly vexing proof. There's beauty in symmetry and simplicity, and there's beauty in Chaos Theory. This collection of pendants celebrates the beauty of math in all its forms. Choose from: Golden Ratio - A 2D representation of the Golden Spiral, in, cleverly enough, gold. Dur. .625" x 1". Möbius - A 3D representation of the Möbius strip in silver. .625" wide x 1" high x .25" deep. Pi - A 2D representation of the mathematical constant Pi inscribed in a circle in silver. .625" diameter. Each earring is made from base metal coated with pure silver or gold. The ear wire is made of silver plated stainless steel. For our customers with nickel allergies: the earrings are made from base metal but they and the ear wires are plated with pure silver (not Sterling) or gold.
Work Sucks Office Space Beanie
We're with Peter: Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements. When you say something sucks today, the standard retort is, "Well it's better than the alternative." Not working? I mean, unemployment does suck. We totally agree with that. But willfully not working kind of rocks. And if the alternative is work not sucking. We can totally get behind that, too. Red, 100% acrylic beanie has Work Sucks embroidered across the cuff and the Office Space logo smaller on the side. Officially-licensed Office Space merchandise. Work Sucks Office Space Beanie One size fits most. 8 1/2" across (17" circumference) unstretched. (We tested it to 16" across flat, so it's very stretchy.) 8" from top to bottom of 3" cuff. (Very little stretch this direction.) 100% acrylic. Hand wash. Dry flat. Not intended for children 12 and under.
Van Gogh TARDIS Shirt
van Gogh: Hold my hand, Doctor. Try to see what I see. We're so lucky we're still alive to see this beautiful world. Look at the sky. It's not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there! Lighter blue. And blowing through the blueness and the blackness, the winds swirling through the air. And there shining, burning, bursting through, the stars! Can you see how they roll their light? Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes. The Doctor: I've seen many things, my friend, but you're right: nothing quite as wonderful as the things you see. - "Vincent and the Doctor" van Gogh's painting of the exploding TARDIS on a navy blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Super Trooper
There is one thing you want to be sure of when you're facing down a bunch of Stormtroopers. Did your name roll at the beginning of the credits or the end? If at the beginning, you're just fine. You don't even have to dodge if you don't want to. If at the end, you may want to get some major medical insurance and review your will and power of attorney to ensure they're up to date. Gun Control Law - If the players don't have firearms, thugs only use theirs to threaten but use bare hands or melee weapons to attack. Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy - If Gun Control Law is broken, the bad guys always miss with their first volley but close enough that the players know they're under fire. The GM may extend this if the PCs are using Acrobatic Movement to get away instead of fighting. - GURPS Martial Arts, 132 ---> Poor Stormtroopers. You know those uniforms aren't comfy or very protective, and then they get picked on by film critics and fans. Well, we won't be an exception. Here's the ThinkGeek List of Events You Don't Want To Invite Stormtroopers To: Birthday party involving a piñata Darts tournament Paintball game (well, you don't want them on YOUR team...) Massive Imperial Stormtrooper helmet on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt.
You're So Obtuse
Ever notice how obtuse people never seem to realize they're obtuse? Sure, you can try to explain to them with hard facts, data, figures. But it doesn't matter. They're going to stay obtuse because like Jessica Rabbit, they're just drawn that way. Do yourself a favor and just hide them from your Facebook feed. You'll experience an instant drop in blood pressure and rise in warm fuzzies. Two white triangles having words on a navy 100% cotton t-shirt.
Fire And Blood - House Targaryen Babydoll
With so much happening, how can you show your allegiance to the Targaryens when they need you the most? You can go, fight with them and give your life for them. Or, you could just wear this t-shirt and send them your picture to show that you are with them? Now, it's your choice to make, we won't push you either way. Although, you know we would like you to buy this t-shirt. So, what do you think? 100% cotton red babydoll t-shirt with House Targaryen logo printed in black. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. This is a more straight-cut shirt than many of our offerings, meaning the waist measurement isn't significantly smaller than the chest. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 37 in. Waist 27 in. 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. Length 25 3/8 in. 26 in. 26 5/8 in. 27 1/4 in.
Sock Monkey Hooded Union Suit
Try to follow us here. Ready? The pajamas are modeled after a toy made out of socks that were sewn together to look like a monkey. And your pajamas make you look like a monkey, but we hope they aren’t made out of socks. Those would have to be some big socks, for some big feet. Giants maybe? Never mind. Once we tried on these PJs, we didn't care if they were made of giant socks. SO COMFY! This one piece set with front zip includes a hood that comes down over your face to not only make you look like a smiling monkey with a hat on, but also renders you completely blind! It’s the perfect outfit to rock at your nearest Sock Monkey Festival. If one doesn't exist, you'll feel compelled to start one. Product Specifications The eyes of the monkey are two black buttons 100% Polyester Wash before wearing Hand wash M L XL XXL Chest 40 in. 41 1/2 in. 43 in. 45 1/2 in. Inseam 30 in. 30 1/2 in. 31 in. 31 1/2 in. Shoulder Width 16 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 in. 17 1/2 in. Height 5'3" - 5'7" 5'7" - 5'11" 5'11" - 6'2" 5'11" - 6'3"
Evil Needs Candy Too Babydoll
Let the world know that just because something is evil doesn't mean it doesn't enjoy a sugary snack. Yum yum! In fact, not only does evil need candy... perhaps candy is evil? See how we just changed that around on you? Think about it. Dark chocolate, black licorice. Some are even more subtle (which is to be expected, as evil frequently is disguised). Baby Ruth? Really, this is an attempt to have you consume babies. Red Hots? Oh, red hot, just like the devil, just like hell? Nice try! Pop Rocks? What sort of evil witchcrafty powers make this candy just pop in your mouth? Beware! Black babydoll (fitted) shirt with "Evil needs candy too." printed on the front above a purple, flying evil thing with a lollipop.
ROFLcopter
The ROFLCOPTER is an important part of the defense of LOLrville. Along with the LMAOplane, TTYLnukes, and our troops carrying AFK47s, the ROFLCOPTER is used as a mobile troop carrier, and anti-TTYLTank weapons platform. Emblazoned in white fixed-width ASCII glory over a black 100% cotton t-shirt, the ROFLCOPTER is a welcome addition to any geek wardrobe.
mine.
In today's corporate world, you often have to sign an agreement that says you don't even own your own thoughts while employed by said Evil Corporate Overlord. That makes even the littlest things at work count. For instance, listening to your music at a reasonable level while collating, receiving a piece of the obligatory birthday cake for the coworker nobody likes, and keeping your red Swingline stapler, even when they switch to the Boston stapler, because the Swingline doesn't bind up as much. Did you know the iconic red Swingline was fabricated as a prop for Office Space? Swingline didn't have a red model at the time. Our sister site Slashdot recorded the moment of joy when it finally came on the market in 2002. Of course, you can get one from us, but we created this shirt for those of you who want to carry your obsession with you but don't want to modify your tool / gadget belt to accommodate a stapler. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt claims dibs on your office supply of choice. Image of red Swingline stapler with "mine." printed underneath in white text.
Dragon Wrap Ring
This little dude is so cute. We couldn't resist his draconic charms. He reminds us of that unit on chameleons in middle school science class. Where you'd hold one, and he'd curl up around your finger lookin' at you like, "You gonna write your observations in that lab book or what?" This little guy does not change color, but he does curl his tail around your finger and look adoringly at you, which we think is enough to expect of him. It's hard being a tiny dragon. Dragon Wrap Ring is an English pewter ring that (yes) wraps around your finger. As such, it adjusts to a certain extent to fit your exact needs, hence the size ranges. We recommend you warm the metal in your hands before adjusting it. Unless you can convince the little guy to give you a light. Also note that he has not grown wings yet. Presumably he gets around under slither-power alone. And, of course, on your hand. For our customers with nickel allergies: the dragon is made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. The metal is free of both lead and nickel. Dragon Wrap Ring English pewter ring with a four, jet black Swarovski crystals set along the spine of the tail. Comes in three sizes (see below). S M L Ring Sizes 6 - 7 1/2 8 - 10 10 1/2 - 12
Version 2.0
Just in case you were having trouble, we have a simple system to keep track of your offspring. It doesn't take a sophisticated version control system like CVS or Subversion to know who is the child and who is the parent, but our simple v1.0 and v2.0 t-shirts should help. Be sure to get our v1.0 shirt, too! 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Yellow. "v2.0" printed on the front in black, white, and red. The design is the same as on our "Version 1.0" shirt, but a little smaller. Note that the yellow on the youth sizes is brighter than that on the infant and toddler sizes.
Star Wars Plush Character Hats
We like Star Wars. We like it for the stories and special effects, sure, but we LOVE it for the characters. Oh, and we also like dressing up in costumes and putting things on our heads. It's for all these reasons we really adore these Star Wars Plush Character Hats. Read on, learn more, and share the love. Star Wars Plush Character Hats are soft and plushie and will give you a warm feeling ('cause they keep in your head heat)! Each hat is made of space-age polyester and fake fur, and fits most adult heads. Each one of the Star Wars Plush Character Hats also features some fun . . . um . . . features! Like Yoda has his ears and white hair, Leia's got her buns (the ones on her head), and Chewbacca has a his face and a clip so you can stay extra warm just as if you make a hat out of Chewie's face! Star Wars Plush Character Hats - instant costume, just add head. Star Wars Plush Character Hats Wear a one of these plush character hats and become one with your favorite Star Wars characters. Five different styles to choose from: Yoda, Leia, Chewbacca, Wicket, and Wampa. Chewie's hat clips under your chin! Wicket's hat pulls over your head to make you look like an Ewok. Made of polyester and fake fur. Hand wash / lay flat to dry. Officially-licensed Star Wars collectibles. One size fits most adult heads. Some Extra Dimensions: Yoda: approx. 23" ear-span Leia: approx. 12" bun-span Chewbacca: approx. 5" ear-flap length Wicket: approx. 2" ear height Wampa: approx. 5" ear-flap length
Stigosaurus
You know how when you walk for a while with your friends who have longer legs, you end up feeling like a dachshund, jogging to keep up? Now imagine doing that across Pangaea. And now imagine you're only a third the size of your neighbors on the taxonomic tree, the giant sauropods. That'd be a lot of jogging you'd have to do to keep up if you were a stegosaurus or an allosaurus. So we imagine the smaller Kimmeridgian dinosaurs tried to arrange more effective forms of transportation for themselves. Being airlifted by a flock of archaeopteryx might work, but a vehicle allows for independence. And when the dinosaurs needed a way to test the comparative speeds of various modes of transportation available to them in the late Jurassic period, they naturally turned to their tame covered lizard. Some say... A stegosaurus in The Stig's iconic white uniform and helmet graces the front of this charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. Oh, and also? Tire tracks.
Massive Dynamic Babydoll
Officially-licensed Fringe apparel! Nanotechnology - the bloom is not off the rose. Because of the far-ranging claims that have been made about potential applications of nanotechnology, a number of serious concerns have been raised about how this will affect our society if realized and what actions, if any are deemed appropriate, might be needed to mitigate these risks. This is not Massive Dynamics's concern. We create technology. How it is used is not our concern. We just own the patents. - Nina Sharp, "Subject 9" Ah, Massive Dynamic. The company we love to hate. They do some amazing work, as long as you're willing to pay the price. Or, you know, if you're the product of Massive Dynamic or one of its many subsidiaries, you don't so much have to agree. Or if you're under 18 and somebody else can sign you over. Have a headache? We've developed this new drug that just might help. Trials are very promising. Let me get you some to try.... Massive Dynamic logo in white, blue, and black on a heather charcoal, babydoll (fitted) shirt. Also, this has a custom Fringe necktag instead of the standard ThinkGeek one.
Show Your Work
Oh, that phrase dreaded by math students everywhere: show your work. Once you get to a certain point in math, it's kind of like when someone asks you to give directions on how to tie a shoelace and suddenly you have no idea how you tie a shoelace. First you tap into the muscle memory.... Equation which simplifies to "i
Lannister/Lannister 2012
It's good to have a committed person in power, and certainly the Lannisters are that. After all, as Cersei herself so famously said, "when you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." And, you have to admit, they're fairly skilled at the game. They have that special talent for political maneuvering that comes with the combination of ruthlessness and questionable morals they all seem to have been genetically imbued with. And in a debate today on camera? Nobody else would stand a chance against their good looks and charisma. Well, okay, maybe not Tyrion's good looks, but that boy could talk circles around his political competition. And while they were standing there wondering what just happened, he'd probably steal their underwear for good measure. Honestly, it's best to go ahead and support them now, because they're taking names, and we hear a Lannister always pays his debts. If you know what we mean. Lannister/Lannister 2012 ticket with the motto "Keepin' it in the family" and the roaring head of a lion against a flag on a blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Shop Smart. Shop... S-Mart
S-mart has all the latest gear for your zombie hunting expedition. Get it all in one place. This year, shop smart. Shop S-mart! Babydolls. When you're looking for a top-of-the-line decoy, turn to our realistic babydolls, located on aisle 22 in the toy department. Being as helpless as your standard DMV employee, babies are well-nigh irresistible to deadites. All deadites know babies offer easy access via the anterior fontanel. Lay some babydolls out in a field, and you'll have deadites in no time. Helmets. You never know when you're going to be focused on dressing a freshly-rekilled deadite and one shambles up behind you. It's better to be safe than sorry. Boomstick. The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.... Shop Smart. Shop... S-Mart! on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt. The back has the Army of Darkness logo. This shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our standard tee.
TARDIS Vworp Vworp
It's the sound that every Doctor Who fan yearns to hear in real life... the unmistakable sound of the Doctor arriving (or just leaving) in his TARDIS. This one time, we had an awesome dream that he landed in the ThinkGeek courtyard, we gave him a tour, and he ate all the gummy fruits and drank our secret stash of tequila. That silly, raggedy Doctor! 100% cotton black colored t-shirt with Vworp Vworp printed in the front. Also available in Babydoll cut.
Electronic Drum Machine Shirt
This fully-playable t-shirt based drum machine lets you make complex beats with ease while strolling down the boulevards of funky-town. Not only do you get 9 different drum kits at your disposal, you can create your own drum loops just like a professional drum machine. Simply tap the drum pads on the front of the shirt to create a rhythm. Once your loop is created, layer additional beats on top to build up a complex rhythm. You can make loops up to 3 minutes long and you've got unlimited tracks to play with. The ThinkGeek GeekLab™ boffins have done their best to cram as much amazing musical functionality into one shirt than ever before. With a little practice you can make amazing dynamic beats that evolve as you add layers of sound. Watch the video below to see exactly what we mean. Product Features Real Working Wearable Drum Machine & Looper 9 Different Drum Kits with 7 professional grade drum sounds each ROCK DRUMS RETRO 808 DISCOTEK TECHNO PUNK CLASSIC JAZZ BASS INVADERZ CHIPTUNE ZAPF DINGBEATS SCRATCHY Records and Loops Your Rhythms Record loops up to 3 minutes in length Create a loop, then build and layer beats on top with unlimited tracks Amazing 7-voices (you can actually hit all 7 drum pads at once) Mix and match sounds from the different built-in drum kits in one loop Working mini amp clips on your belt and goes to 11 Built-in analog audio output jack Exclusive product invented and designed by ThinkGeek (Patent Pending) Fully washable. Electronics and drum pads easily remove from shirt. Requires 4 x AA Batteries (not included)
One Random Shirt of Surprising Awesomeness
From the Excess Inventory department, we bring you the ThinkGeek Random Shirt of Surprising Awesomeness. You never know what shirt you might get and neither do we! When you order one of these shirts, you'll get a single, genuine ThinkGeek-made shirt that, for one reason or another, we didn't sell in the normal course of events. From time to time, there may be golf shirts, fleeces, sweatshirts, etc. in there. Craziness! We know! What's in it? Designs that were discontinued, but we had a few left over. Shirts that were printed correctly but on the wrong color shirt. Designs that needed to be retired for one reason or another. Retired designs that reappeared after cleaning out the warehouse. ;) Some important-type stuff you'd better read or we'll send our ninja bunnies after you and then you'll be sorry: This offer is only good while our supply of shirts lasts. We'll try to have a bunch of shirts, but if we run out, you're outta luck. So, hurry! We have absolutely no control over which shirt you will receive when you order. We try to mix them up, but if you order multiple shirts, you WILL PROBABLY get multiples of the same design. If you place multiple orders, you are JUST AS LIKELY to receive dupes as if you place a single order. Because of the extreme awesomeness of this great deal, we're sorry, but there are NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES.
Star Trek Original Series T-Shirt Dress
It is incorrect believing that the only Star Trek fans are male. When ThinkGeek launched our popular line of Star Trek t-shirts, we immediately began to receive emails asking where the love was for our female fans. "Where," they asked, "is the Uhura-style miniskirt?!" It was a response we got pretty regularly. See, Gene Roddenberry envisioned a world where men and women of all races could serve side-by-side on a starship, all in a time when racial inequality was the norm, and when the so-called glass ceiling was made out of solid duranium. The uniforms he originally envisioned for females looked exactly like the mens' uniforms, but were likely changed due to network pressure to something a bit more feminine. Despite the objectification, it worked - women could still be feminine, but maintain positions of authority and showed strength. ThinkGeek worked through our suppliers and finally got hold of these fantastic mini-skirt style tunic tops for all the awesome geekgirls out there! Live out your shipboard fantasies of breaking through Klingon jamming signals, or manning the auxiliary ops station, or arming photon torpedoes! Perhaps you're sent on an away mission where you have to fire hand-phasers at marauding rock-monsters! Either way, you'll be cool and comfortable in this super-soft cotton mini dress in Operations red with flex and flock insignia. Hailing frequencies open. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. XS S M L XL XXL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 37 in. 38 in. Waist 29 in. 30 1/2 in. 32 in. 34 in. 35 in. 36 in. Length 34 in. 36 in. 36 1/2 in. 37 in. 38 in. 39 in. Note that these were laid flat to measure. Also, the t-shirt material is very stretchy so if your measurements don't quite match, you'll do well getting close!
Uhura Costume Ladies' Tee
So, first you asked us to get some Star Trek apparel just for women, and we picked up the Star Trek Original Series T-Shirt Dress. Then, some of you said that mini skirts are great with go go boots, but you're really looking for something you could wear around the house with your jeans. Here's something we got from our friends at Her Universe that's both comfortable and feminine. It's got a pretty drape and a flattering, wide-scoop neckline. Too bad Her Universe didn't do the costume design for TOS, eh? What else can we do for you, our female Star Trek fans? Hailing frequencies open. 50% polyester / 50% cotton, red, loose-fit dolman tee. Officially-licensed Star Trek apparel. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Chest 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. Waist 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in.
Magical Unicorn Necklace
In the magical alternate reality of Uni-Tini-Poni, unicorns of all shapes and sizes prance and whinny and fart rainbows. Sometimes, some of their farts travel to our world and rainbows appear (double rainbows, if they've eaten really greasy foods). But every so often, a unicorn farts so big that something even more magical passes into our world. We found these farts in our offices, collected them, and turned each fart into a Magical Unicorn Necklace! That's right, each Magical Unicorn Necklace is as close as you'll probably ever get to the real magic of a unicorn's fart. Each necklace is beautifully retro, full of rainbow colors and smiles and magic. Ok, so most of the magic will exist only in your imagination, but isn't that magical, too? A pretty trinket to stir your creativity? We think it is, but we also think if you wear your Magical Unicorn Necklace long enough and believe in it with all your heart, you will cross over into Uni-Tini-Poni and get to frolic with the unicorns! Or, you might just end up looking awesome. Win/win if you ask us. Magical Unicorn Necklace A very colorful unicorn necklace. Big and beautiful. May be loaded with billions of drops of unicorn magic. 19" metal chain (with lobster claw closure) included. Dimensions: 3" x 2"
Controller Family Tree
When we were wee geeklings, we had to feign legitimate illness and hope our parents didn't take the controllers to work with them if we wanted to spend weekdays playing the latest video games. In normal workplaces, Monday is the day folks call in sick. But here, it's Tuesdays. It is not uncommon for certain ThinkGeek monkeys to call in sick on a big release day. Depending on platform, you can tell which subgroup of employees will be taking PTO (Played Time Off). Somehow that's okay because we're grown-ups now. That and the boss does it, too. Like a boss, baybee. Like a boss. The Controller Family Tree composed of controllers and all their (once) requisite cables printed on a green, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Star Trek: TNG Enterprise Keychain
Possibly one of our absolute favorite episodes of TNG is Darmok, where Picard is trapped on a planet where the Universal Translator is of little help because everyone speaks in metaphor. Of course, this would be fine if both parties were human, but since the Tamarians have their own history and culture, it's a bit like a WoW junkie trying to explain the importance of hugging the wall to a die-hard sportsball fan that can barely check his email. But back to TNG! We're still suckers for a TV marathon of TNG and lately, we're loving cooperative games like Artemis Bridge Simulator and Spaceteam. (If you haven't tried them, do it!) Carry a bit of the Federation with you at all times when you hang your keys on the NCC-1701-D. This screen-accurate replica is made from a sturdy zinc-steel alloy with a pewter finish and will keep you safe from the Borg... we hope. Product Specifications Carry the Federation flagship in your pocket Tows your keys so you don't have to Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Screen accurate replica of the Enterprise NCC-1701-D Materials: Zinc-steel alloy with pewter finish
The Flash Hockey Stripe Tee
It's not that you're that much faster than everyone else. It's just that you did it right the first time, so it makes you look that much faster comparatively. Welcome to the bane of The Flash's existence: putting up with how slow everybody else is. You should totally get a badge for your efficiency. Or maybe this shirt. Distressed Flash logo on a red t-shirt with white stripes stitched on the sleeves. 100% cotton.
I Have a Cunning Plan
Probably many of our customers discovered Blackadder much the same way they did Doctor Who: late night PBS surfing. There's a smart comedy featuring folks with British accents. The TV listing says it's called Blackadder. Catch it a second time, an undetermined period later. Wait. Maybe the TV listing was wrong. This guy looks different. And this is set in a different time period. Is that Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie? Is this even the same show? This shirt is dedicated to our favorite miscreant of all time (or any time), Black Adder. (Well, okay, one of them. There are an awful lot of fine miscreants in the world.) And, of course, it's just as dedicated to poor Baldrick, whose absolutely terrible schemes unfortunately end up often being the best solutions to worsening situations. "I have a cunning plan" written in white ink on the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Sunnydale High School
There is something for everyone at Sunnydale High School. Sunnydale High stands above the banks of the Hellmouth in southern California, just west of Ventura County. Serving approximately 2500 students in grades 9 through 12, it houses an ethnically, socio-economically, and morphologically diverse student body. From academics to sports, clubs to service organizations, students will find everything they are looking for at Sunnydale. Over 40 clubs and organizations operate yearly to keep students active and involved. These include: Amnesty International, band, cheerleading, chess club, debate, demon summoning, drama club, Future Fiends of America, Honor Society, the Key Club (one member), NJROTC, and yearbook. News flash! We are proud to announce that Sunnydale's class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate in the school's history! Way to go Razorbacks! SHS printed in big block varsity letters with Sunnydale High School beneath in gold on a red, 100% cotton t-shirt. The H is on fire and the Ss sport fangs.
TARDIS-Shaped Expansion Shirt
Imagine living in a dimensionally-transcendental space. We would never have an issue with running out of space again. (Because there is no such thing as too many shoes. Only not enough closets. Of course, there could be the jettisoning of closets in order to escape some horrible catastrophe, presumably more horrible than jettisoning all your shoes. But we digress.) The TARDIS is like infinite Space Bags without needing a vacuum. Imagine what it'd be like if the Doctor were on Hoarders. Oh man. They'd have to cordon off a whole section of the universe because it'd contain hundreds of "perfectly good" broken sonic screwdrivers that the Doctor was going to fix "when he had some free time." Like ya do. "Time And Relative Dimension In Space" written out in the shape of the TARDIS on this navy blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Regenerations Babydoll
We were worried when Christopher Eccleston bowed out after playing the good doctor for a single season. Yay, the series is back, but the dude just spent a regeneration. Then when we heard via The Sarah Jane Adventures that there might not be a limit to the regenerations, we had mixed feelings. On the one hand, yay, potentially infinite Doctor Who. On the other, we came to the series late 4th Doctor, early 5th Doctor, the era when the limit was brought up the most frequently (mostly because the Master was constantly trying to get around it). So it's part of our Doctor Who psyche that (without extenuating circumstances) a Time Lord has 13 incarnations. Period. Okay, so we knew it had to be addressed at some point -- otherwise, we're almost out of Doctors and also out of show. But Matt Smith's still young. It could be a while before it comes up. But we hope it does. We'll be interested to see how it gets resolved. No more rule with no more Time Lords? Jedi hand-wave by the BBC? Infinite supply of 1up Mushrooms discovered on Gallifrey? Only time will tell. All eleven incarnations of The Doctor on the front of this black, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Grab-It Pack Gadget Holster
It's time to suit up for your next mission. Your gear is all arranged on your bed. You quietly slip into your modified ninja/superhero suit (quietly, so mom doesn't yell). You strap your Grab-It Pack Gadget Holster around your waist, then secure the leg strap around your thigh. You quickly load it full of all your crime fighting gadgets and gizmos - its pockets are so roomy, it holds them all. Securing your mask in place and giving your cape a final adjustment you are finally ready to fight all the evils the night holds. We'd love to claim the above story is what we do every night, but we'd be lying - we don't live with our mom anymore! But we do fight crime, and sometimes we just like to dress up like that around the office. No matter what the occasion, though, we are always loaded down with gadgets. And that's why we love the Grab-It Pack Gadget Holster. It holds everything and makes us look like a cross between Han Solo and a Special Ops commando. Easy to clip on and very comfortable, the Grab-It Pack Gadget Holster makes sure all your gear is at your fingertips. Heck, it was developed by the best stuntman/make up effects artist we know - and if it's tough enough for him while he's helping the likes of Hellboy and Tron, you better believe it's tough enough for you. Gear up! Grab-It Pack Gadget Holster Easily and comfortably keeps all your stuff at the ready - no matter what the circumstance. "Drop leg" design with integrated waist belt and leg strap (does not attach to or need another belt). Developed by a superstar stuntman and make up effects artist. Ergonomic, patented design moves with you - clothing does not bunch up around the leg strap. Made of water resistant, cordura nylon. Available in left or right sided styles - and both can be worn at once! Pocket Dimensions: Cell Phone Pocket: approx. 5" x 4" x 1" w/ velcro fastener Wallet Pocket: approx. 9" x 5" x 1" w/ velcro fastener and buckle Key Pocket: approx. 6.5" x 3" x 1" w/zipper Deluxe Version Features: Stronger straps! 1000D Ballistic Nylon Construction Wallet Pocket has a zipper, as well as buckle and velcro fastener Cell Phone Pocket has a buckle, as well as velcro fastener Waist Strap Length: fits up to a 43" waist.
Science Babydoll
Science: We finally figured out that you could separate fact from superstition by a completely radical method: observation. You can try things, measure them, and see how they work! Bitches. The graph on the back of the shirt is data from the COBE mission, which looked at the background microwave glow of the universe and found that it fit perfectly with the idea that the universe used to be really hot everywhere. This strongly reinforced the Big Bang theory and was one of the most dramatic examples of an experiment agreeing with a theory in history -- the data points fit perfectly, with error bars too small to draw on the graph. It's one of the most triumphant scientific results in history. "Science / It works, bitches." on the front with the COBE graph on the back in white on a green babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. The babydoll shirt is a slightly lighter green. If you bought this shirt before 9/15/12, your shirt may be slightly different than the current one. We've now switched this shirt to our standard babydoll blank.
I'm not insane; my mother had me tested Babydoll
An officially-licensed Big Bang Theory design exclusive to ThinkGeek. You guys have been asking for this phrase on a shirt forever. And the folks who have the license (hi, Chris!) had one, but it had Sheldon's face plastered on it. And we didn't want Sheldon's face plastered on it. We already know it's a Sheldon quote. Everybody seeing us wearing it should know that, too. Well, anybody worthwhile. And if they don't, maybe it's best to make them wonder if it's actually YOU the shirt's talking about. It's got the attribution to Sheldon beneath, but they'd have to get really close to a suspected crazy person in order to read that now, wouldn't they? "I'm not insane; my mother had me tested," with Sheldon's name and all his degrees beneath in white ink on a black babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Linux Cheat Shirt
This is a shirt with a Linux cheat sheet printed upside-down, so you can glance down at it while hacking. Aimed at the non-guru, it's mainly an overview of useful programs and in some cases handy arguments, and includes a guide to regular expressions. We recommend wearing this to any Linux job interview that involves a test. You can check out how observant they are, and also what their sense of humor is like. We also recommend bringing a change of clothes, in case they make you take it off. Assorted Linux commands in white on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Hello Minion Claptrap Hoodie
We love a lot of robots. Actually, that sounds kind of wrong. We enjoy the antics of several robots. But there's something about Claptrap that just tickles our funny bone every time he opens his.. well, he doesn't exactly have a mouth, does he? ANYHOO... between his oontz oontz oontzing, his dancing, and his hilariously foul mouth, he'll always have a special place in our hearts. And now, he has a special place on our back! Full zip black hoodie with CL4P-TP on the front and full artwork on the back. 80/20 cotton poly blend fleece.
Batman Logo Relaxed Fit Ladies' Tee
Pamela and Harleen - two very different women, who share one thing in common: they are both Queens of Crime (Batman: The Animated Series FTW)! And after they've stolen their fill and are resting over the toxic waste dump that is Pam's hideout, they both like to let their hair down, so to speak. Gone are the costumes and the masks and the boots, and out come the sweats and the relaxed shirts. Comfort is key, but perhaps the logo on their shirts is a bad omen for their freedom. At least they'll remember their favorite caped crusader - after a questioning Officer Montoya has her say and sends them packing back to Arkham Asylum, that is. This is a 50% cotton and 50% modal heather grey relaxed fit V-neck t-shirt with Batman logo and Batman written in Black. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. Waist 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in.
Portal 2 Mantis Men
Officially-licensed Portal gear! Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of Mantis Men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.- Cave Johnson We think of every day as an adventure here at Aperture Laboratories, and you're about to embark on a great big adventure -- for science! And $60 cash. That's more than you can make giving blood, and after our testing you won't have to ever give blood again! And by "have to" we mean "be able to." All sorts of complications with the gasoline and peanut water thing that we don't want to get into right now. But hey. Did we mention $60 cash? Commemorate your time spent as a Aperture Science test subject with this lovely shirt featuring your fellow test subjects, the mantis men army. This blue dusk, 100% cotton shirt exhorts onlookers to "Do your part... for science!" and features the 1940s style Aperture Science Innovators logo small on the back.
TIE Advanced x1 Starfighter Schematic
We got our hands on some highly-classified documents from Sienar Fleet Systems. Looks like the schematics for the TIE Advanced x1 prototype. It indicates various parts, such as the placement of the solar array on these larger, angular wings, the transparisteel viewport, and the super-thick wing brace required for this model. The side view shows Vader's tricked-out, extra-long engine, but not the sound system with the subwoofer he sprung for. Okay, yeah, the notes don't say this is *Vader's* ship per se, but we saw him in it. It's how we identify the big baddie in a group of anonymous TIE fighters. So we're going to call it his. Schematics for the TIE/x1 in black, grey and blue (including a graph paper grid) on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt. This shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts.
Diablo III Mistress of Pain Socks
We're pretty sure that Cydaea, the demon Maiden of Lust, was the original goth gal. Black corset, bare neckline, skull leggings adorning her legs...all six of them. Okay, maybe goths today don't have six legs, but her outfit was just made for clubbing, or lounging in the dark. And now you too can rock that look with these Diablo III Mistress of Pain socks. The skulls on your knees will certainly make others weak in theirs. And if a band of adventurers barges into your domain to rid the world of evil, no need for a costume change! You're already dressed for that party. Product Specifications Diablo III socks in alluring gold on black One size fits women's shoe sizes 4 to 10, and calf size 15"-16" Buy three pairs and go to the next costume party as Cydaea!
Spice Must Flow Apron
So you got tagged with the pumpkin pie for the family Thanksgiving gathering. But you're out of cinnamon, and you're not about to run out to the grocery store today. Hmm. Substitutions for cinnamon. Allspice? No. Out of that, too. Cloves? Meh. Oh wait. You know what would work? Somebody pass the melange. It'll make for the best pumpkin pie ever - literally addictive. And imagine how well all the in-laws will get along after consuming it. Of course, the outcome could also be bad. The increase in sensory awareness will make the squelching noise your uncle's dentures make as he chews that much more annoying. And the football game had better be in HD, or you're totally missing out on the benefits. The Spice Must Flow in white and radiant blue on a black apron. Apron stats below.
Yin Yang Double Unicorn Babydoll
“Master, I must learn the ways of the unicorn if I am ever to become one.” “Now, Clip Clop, as a young pony, you must understand something. Within every young mini-colt beats the heart of a mythical creature. A wild stallion blessed with a rainbow mane and a swirled dagger perched upon his mighty brow. But, to become the unicorn, one must understand the duality of his nature. Being a mythical beast is to be a monolith of greatness, but, to be so alone and yet so sought after means to rest not in the shadow of pride, but to prance in the sunlight of legend.” “I see, Master, so I am to become a unicorn when I am able to conquer my own prideful correlations to what it means to be a unicorn.” “Yes, my student. And, in doing so, you will become one.” 100% cotton red colored babydoll t-shirt with Unicorn printed in black and white
Batman Hooded Bathrobe
Gotham is a wretched, filthy city that needs a special kind of garbage man: me. Batman. I'm.. I'm Batman. But, before I can get out there and start collecting that trash, you know, sorting through the recyclables because some clown decided to put paper in with plastic, I need my morning coffee. When Alfred forgets my sugars, it's up to me, Batman, to get to the kitchen, unnoticed. Nobody can know my true identity and with my Batman Bathrobe, I can make sure of that. 100% polyester black colored fleece bathrobe with a belted waist, pockets and a hood with bat ears. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S/M L/XL Length 37 1/2 in. 38 1/2 in. Sleeve length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in.
Red Shirt
After sitting through four years of dull interspecies protocol seminars and tactical maneuvers groundwork, you successfully graduated from Starfleet Academy. As a newly commissioned Federation security officer, your first assignment is on board a Constitution-class heavy cruiser. You straighten out the collar on your crisp red shirt as you walk down the corridor toward the transporter. You've been summoned to provide defensive support for a landing party consisting of the top officers on board. This is your chance to shine. Shine like a phaser set to "frag." Perhaps you should have gone into science. In the Star Trek universe, the Red Shirt is the phase-cannon fodder obliterated on screen to alert the audience to the danger of the situation. It's Roddenberry proclaiming, "We could have just killed one of the characters you cared about!" The Red Shirt is a sci-fi idiom for the anonymous, the expendable, the smoking boots behind a boulder. We've printed that word, "Expendable," in a Trekish font on a red 50% polyester/50% cotton jersey ringer with black rib-knit collar and cuffs. Just don't stand next to us when you wear that thing.
Periodic HArMoNY
Let's investigate the elements that make up this shirt, shall we? Hydrogen: Everyone remembers Hydrogen. How could you forget? There it is, right on the top of the periodic table. #1. It's so fabulous that you can find it everywhere you go. Argon: Known as "the lazy one," Argon is probably taking a nap somewhere. Being a high-flying noble gas is hard work, you know. Molybdenum: Hard and stable, Molybdenum is used in high strength steel alloys. It's not a free metal on Earth, but when you have it, you can honestly depend on it to stand by you. Nitrogen: A necessary part of our atmosphere, Nitrogen is present in all living things. And let's not forget nitrous oxide! Nothing like wearing the mask at the dentist's office and giggling until you turn pink. Yttrium: Named for a small village in Sweden, Yttrium is proof that if you're nice to little things, they'll reward you with magical friendship the phosphors we need to make sweet LEDs. Hydrogen, Argon, Molybdenum, Nitrogen, and Yttrium printed with their atomic properties in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. There is no double meaning in this shirt. Nope. Not even a little. Neigh.
Domo-kun Nom Nom Nom Cupcakes Babydoll
There are basically three things you count on Domo-kun for, no matter what the situation: 1) Being excessively cute. 2) Rawr-ing. 3) Eating everything in sight. So a Domo + nom nom nom mashup for the ladies was only sensible. If anything having to do with anerable Japanese monsters can ever be said to be sensible. We think that's probably a happy rawr he's giving, meaning, possibly, "Check it out! I'm surrounded by desserts! This is awesome!" At least, that's what it means when we rawr. Bright blue Domo surrounded by cupcakes and cake and ice cream superimposed over the words "nom nom nom nom..." on a white, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Starcraft Terran Vintage Logo
They may not have the numbers of the Zerg, or the technology of the Protoss, but who needs that when you have steroid-crazed Marines mowing down anything that moves? Let the other guys send in their fancy robots and weak underlings – they’ll all fall under a hail of bullets and concussive grenades. And if it looks like you’re about to be overwhelmed, just drop a barrage of nukes. That’s right. Nukes. How could the Terrans NOT be the best race? Shirt features a yellow Terran emblem on a black, 100% cotton shirt.
I fight for the users.
So you have this new thing to build. The project manager wants it on time. The program manager wants it under budget. The IT architect wants it without modifying the existing infrastructure. The documentation person wants it without too many tweaks to the current help screens. And you. You know how you want it? You want it so that the people it's intended for can use it effectively and efficiently to achieve whatever end they're after. You with your CRAZY aspirations. You'll be the death of us all. (Also, thank you thank you thank you for having our best experience in mind even when we don't know what that might be.) A vector-ized fist with the words "I fight for the users" in a turquoise blue on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Left 4 Dead Zombie Survival Medkit
You know, we can never find the first aid kit around the ThinkGeek offices when we need it. And when you think about it, that and a good fire extinguisher are pretty much the two requirements in an office where you fabricate flying R/C objects, solder assorted circuits, and evaluate various types of knives. Okay. First aid kit, fire extinguisher, and a lot of PowerSquids. But we digress. First aid. Hard to locate when you need it. If we each wore a medkit on our backs, we'd never have trouble finding bandaids and burn cream. Problem solved. Medkit printed in red and white on the back of a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Superhero Caped Socks
Geeks and sports don't come together often, but when they do, it's a thing of beauty. For a sports-related reason which shall remain unnamed, these socks became amazingly popular all of a sudden. You basically couldn't find them any place online except eBay. Where you could expect to pay a couple hundred for them. Instead of dropping a couple thousand dollars to get y'all socks of questionable provenance (and cleanliness), we opted to wait until the supplier had more in, and they're here now. Not as in-demand. Also, not several hundred dollars. We think it's a fair trade-off. Superhero Caped Socks Choose from Superman, Batman, or Wonder Woman. One size fits women's shoe size 6 1/2 to men's size 12. 80% acrylic / 17% polyester / 3% spandex Machine wash warm. Separate colors. For ages 14+. Warning: Socks do not allow wearer to fly.
Star Wars Cuff Links
If you're planning an epic Star Wars wedding, you've probably already taken care of the big details like the Death Star cake, the droid waitstaff, and the lightsaber arch for the entrance of the new couple to the reception. Let us take care of a little thing: the groomsmen gifts. These rhodium plated cufflinks feature a bullet back closure and come in two colors: black for the Galactic Empire and red for the Rebel Alliance. You can have your groomsmen all match or you can take your chances and mix Rebels with those who swear allegiance to the Empire. It's your funeral wedding! Product Specifications The perfect groomsmen gift or monkey suit accessory Rhodium plated cufflinks with a bullet back closure Choose: Galactic Empire (black) or Rebel Alliance (red) You can mix both at the same wedding, but should you? Probably not unless you enjoy a lightsaber battle during the reception.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Long long ago (in the early 90s), there was a magical 16-bit world with blue skies and palm trees and a blue-haired hedgehog named Sonic. Let’s forget his later reincarnations and remember him just as he was then: collecting rings (those evasive shining golden wonders) and battling Dr. Robotnik’s evil attempts to take over the world! Add a pair of shiny red shoes and you will be all set to kick some butt. Sonic the Hedgehog printed on a 100% cotton navy colored t-shirt.
Bacon Swoosh
Bacon University has a proud tradition of learning. On a crisp morning, you'll find all our students eager for Bacon. We have a world-renowned philosophy and pork studies program, but we don't always take ourselves so seriously -- we have been known to toss around the pigskin once in a while. We pride ourselves on our work in the community, curing. And we even have opportunities for the small fry. Remember our university motto: Bacon. Here for you. (Until you run out. And then, get more!) Bacon University's logo (okay, fine. it's just the word "bacon" in cursive) with a strip of bacon as the swoosh underline in all the colors of bacon on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Our screenprinter told us it made them hungry printing it, so it must be good.
Mario In Japanese
Mario's star shines brightest on this Mario in Japanese t-shirt. Finally, his pesky brother Luigi is out of the way. Luigi thinks just because he is taller that everyone will pay attention to him. So what if all the games were named Super Mario Bros., which, come to think of it, doesn't even make sense. Didn't they have a last name? We all know Mario was the star, and this shirt proves it. It's-a Mario's turn to get all the attention. Mario in Japanese printed on a 95% cotton and 5% polyester heather blue t-shirt.
Hello My Name Is Sexy V-Neck Babydoll
The Doctor: Oo. Sorry. Do you have a name? Idris: Seven hundred years, finally he asks. The Doctor: And what do I call you? Idris: I think you call me... Sexy. The Doctor: Only when we're alone. Idris: We are alone. The Doctor: Oh. Come on then, Sexy. They say that behind every successful man is a strong woman. We say that behind every successful time lord is a sexy TARDIS. After all, The Doctor is like a nine-year-old trying to rebuild a motorbike in his bedroom, sans directions. He pushes when the door says Pull. It's up to the TARDIS to be sure The Doctor gets exactly where he needs to be, no matter where he claims he wants to go. He's the beautiful idiot and you? You are the sexy blue box that makes the magic happen. 100% cotton V neck black colored t-shirt with Hello My Name Is Sexy! printed on the top left of your chest. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 31 1/2 - 33 in. 33 1/2 - 35 in. 36 - 37 in. 38 - 40 in. 40 - 42 in. Waist 32 - 33 1/2 in. 34 - 35 1/2 in. 36 - 38 in. 39 - 41 in. 42 - 43 in.
Self-Rescuing Princess - Kids
There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way. If you're reading this page, we're betting that you are that superheroine. But if you're not, we know you have one in your life. Your own personal Buffy, Lara Croft, Zoe, the wielder of The Witchblade, Xena, Kim Possible, Leela, Agent 355, Ripley, Wonder Woman, or (our favorite rolemodel for little girls) Elizabeth from The Paper Bag Princess. We could go on, but you get the idea. To paraphrase, geek girls kick butt and chew bubble gum, and we're all out of gum. "Self-Rescuing Princess" is printed in turquoise blue beneath a glittery crown / tiara on this black 50% cotton / 50% polyester kids' t-shirt. If your self-rescuing princess needs a bigger size, move to the babydoll.
Tentacle Hoodie
You know, it's a revelation when you see a DIY project you did in high school done really well. "Oh, so THAT'S what it's supposed to look like." That's exactly what we thought when we saw this bleach-stenciled apparel. For us, bleach stencils were mandated when our unique teenage combination of lazy and messy ruined our favorite shirts. This tentacle stuff elevates the common bleach stencil to a whole other level, so we were pretty excited when this artist out of Baltimore got to the point where she could accommodate ThinkGeek's cephalopodic needs. Note that because the design is handmade for each shirt, the placement of the tentacles on each garment is unique. We don't know what you're going to get, but we can promise it won't look just like it does in these photos. That's how art works. Tentacles twine 360° around the body of this black, full-zip, 50% cotton / 50% polyester hoodie. Ribbed cuffs and waistband; two pouch pockets The artist's logo is at the back center of the neck. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 38 1/2 in. 42 1/2 in. 46 1/2 in. 50 1/2 in. 54 1/2 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in.
Star Wars Stormtrooper Bathrobe
It's a rough life being a Stormtrooper. You're constantly being ordered around by your superiors. You're at risk of being Force-choked by Darth Vader at any moment. Despite all the blaster training, you can't hit the broad side of a Hutt at point blank range. But the worst part? You're always surrounded by other Stormtroopers. A little privacy would be nice! On a rare day off, we imagine a Stormtrooper would enjoy some precious alone time. A day without armor? Heck yes. Hang that stuff up in the closet, scrub off in the shower, and then spend the day lounging in this comfy bathrobe. This one looks just like a Stormtrooper uniform, except it's soft and cozy instead of hard and uncomfortable. There are even pockets in the front! Pockets! What will you stow inside them? A blaster? A TV remote? A tiny calendar where you mark off the days until you can escape the Death Star for R&R? Product Specifications Warm and soft robe lets you relax in style Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible White, gray, and black design looks like Stormtrooper armor Front pockets for storing your lazy day items Dimensions: Length: 49 inches Waist: Up to 50 inches Sleeves: 34 inches Material: 100% cotton Machine Washable: Wash separately in cold water, tumble dry low.
Slowhand Transforming Business Card Case
When you're in the world of business, there are certain ways you can earn style points with higher ups, vendors, and potential clients. Of course, being all-around awesome is a given. After all, you're here reading ThinkGeek. Wearing snazzy clothes helps, too, like maybe some Star Wars cufflinks or a unique watch. We're going to give you the piece de resistance - the Slowhand Transforming Business Card Case. We've been playing with this case ever since we got the sample. It's mesmerizing, fun, and classy all rolled into one sleek aluminum package. At first, Slowhand looks like a standard metal business card case. But it's not! Press the button and watch as Slowhand's hydrodynamic mechanism opens the case, then flips it into a card stand. You'll be the hit of the big, important meeting and hopefully score that slick corner office where you can play Tetris all day long while raking in millions. Product Specifications Business card case transforms into a card stand Hydrodynamic opening mechanism is smooth and sexy Opens by itself! Just press the button and watch it transform Customizable! Get your lid engraved at your local engraving shop. Materials: Aluminum Dimensions: approx. 4" x 2.8" x 0.35" Weight: 1.37 ounces Holds up to 20 standard business cards
Batgirl Costume Babydoll
In the past we've shied away from carrying superhero logo costume-style t-shirts. When you can find Green Lantern or the Flash on the racks at your local SuperChainMart, that's a product ThinkGeek doesn't need to pick up. And then we saw these. They're unique. We knew we had to carry them for our crowd of female comic book fans. They're not subtle, but they're also not over the top. These are costumey without being cosplay. Basically, depending on how you accessorize the shirt, you can play up or down its kitchiness. Black, 100% cotton shirt with the logo on the chest and utility belt printed in yellow across the waist of the shirt. The back is blank. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. It comes down around your hips for the full costume-but-not-costume effect. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
Knock Knock Knock Penny! Shirt
We find out in The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem that Sheldon knows Morse code ("I'm invoking the Skynet clause of our friendship agreement."). That means the three short taps in the triple-Penny-knock could be the S of "SOS." Or possibly he's hissing like a deflated bicycle tire. Or maybe it's an "s" like in "Pssssssst!" That works. That way the knock both performs the function of getting the intended recipient's attention and also communicating information about the nature of the conversation. Okay. Maybe not. One thing we do know for sure is you don't want to ignore him. Cause he ain't going away. "knock knock knock Penny! knock knock knock Penny! knock knock knock Penny!" in white on a black 100% cotton t-shirt. And also, it's in all caps but we didn't do that here because we didn't want to look like we were yelling at you. But you should feel free to yell at people reading your t-shirt. You might notice in the action shots that there was once a version that had "Penny!" first, but we got our vendor to tweak that and now everyone's happy. Except, perhaps, Penny.
Gizmo Babydoll
Gremlins has always been one of our favorite movies here at ThinkGeek (sequels? What sequels?). Cute, little Gizmo just seemed like the perfect pet, even considering his ability to spawn a slew of deadly dopplegangers from a few drops of water. We wanna be able to do that. Where do we sign up? A distressed version of cuddly, little Gizmo (to clarify, Gizmo is not distressed - the print is distressed to make it look vintage) graces the front of this retro-styled heather-grey, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
NASA Cycle Jersey
There's a certain freedom we feel when we're riding our bicycles. The feel of the road beneath us, the air around us, the crazy cars trying to run us off the road... grrr. We wish we could bike in space. Then we'd have some true peace and solitude. If only we could find an adorable alien in our closet and have him ride in our basket and make with the telekinesis. You may not personally be able to help out in the space race, but you can race your bicycle while wearing this slick NASA Cycle Jersey. This jersey celebrates the iconic art of the space program that has captured the imagination of the world for over 50 years. Space-age microfiber wicks away moisture and blocks odors, keeping you fresh and dry for even the longest rides. Product Specifications Space-age micro-fiber bicycle jersey Wicks away moisture, keeping you cool and dry Odor-blocking material keeps you fresh all day Hidden zipper down the front Three rear pockets, bar-tacked for extra reinforcement Four-way stretch mesh side panels Form-fitting for maximum comfort SMLXL2XL3XL Chest37 - 39"39 - 41"41 - 43"43 - 45"45 - 47"47 - 49" Waist31 - 33"33 - 36"37 - 39"40 - 43"44 - 46"47 - 49" Hip37 - 38"39-41"42 - 45"46 - 49"50 - 52"53 - 55" Arm Opening (top of sleeve)20"21"22"23"24"25"
Big Bang Theory Knee High Socks
Socks are a great way to make a subtle statement. Basically, if you don't want anybody to know about them, they're your little secret. But for those times when you need to inject a little humor into a boring meeting: pull pants leg up and watch coworkers try to stifle their laughs. Make sure you time it so that whomever's talking can't see you and is talking about something ENTIRELY HUMORLESS for maximum effect. Choose from one of three Big Bang Theory designs: Argyle Bazinga! - Red socks with yellow, red, and black diamonds and white cross-hatching. Black toe and heel with Bazinga!s sprinkled throughout. For those who are a part of Clan Sheldon. Soft Kitty Stripes - Striped socks of alternating greys. Pink toes, heel, and top ribbing. A grinning Soft Kitty graces the side of each sock at the top. Bazinga! Caped Socks - Red socks with yellow toe, heel, and top ribbing. Comes with the Bazinga! logo knit large at the top of the sock on the front of each leg and a red cape on the back. Big Bang Theory Knee High Socks Choose from Argyle Bazinga!, Soft Kitty Stripes, or Bazinga! Caped Socks. 65% cotton, 20% nylon, 15% spandex. Fits women's shoe size 6 1/2 to men's size 12. Officially-licensed Big Bang Theory merchandise!
Fibonacci Bunnies Babydoll
Rabbits are known for a three main behaviors: wiggling their noses adorably, eating everything in your garden, and creating more rabbits. In 1202, Leonardo Pisano Bogollo aka Fibonacci proposed a logic problem involving this third behavior. Supposing an idealized world in which you start with a pair of male and female rabbits and every pair of rabbits sexually matures at one month, gestates for one month, and reproduces as frequently as possible and each mating produces a pair of male and female rabbits, how many Cadbury eggs can you eat in one sitting? No wait. That's not right. What he pointed out was that the pairs of rabbits would grow progressively in the Fibonacci sequence (he didn't call it that, although that would have rocked... "the me sequence"). A cheerleader pyramid of Fibonacci bunnies on a light aqua babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Also, we're going to take a second here to point out that even under non-ideal circumstances bunnies DO reproduce prolifically, and you should consider adopting your next fluffy-tailed companion. Our own Jamie McCarthy is a rabbit rescuer, and we wiggle our noses at all the great bunny rescuers out there. Thank you!
The Angels Have the Phone Box
A ThinkGeek exclusive! "The angels have the phone box." That's my favorite. I've got that on a t-shirt!-Larry Nightingale, "Blink" As soon as we watched this episode, we knew we had a unique responsibility. Our customers recognized it, too. You guys wrote in asking where this shirt was, because you somehow knew it was ours. So we talked to our friends at one of our vendors who has the Doctor Who license and told them we needed this shirt. They gave us a few versions, and finally we got to this one and said, "That's it! Print it! Hurry!" Cause we have something we have to do. *stuffs men's t-shirt into an manila envelope, writes "For Larry Nightingale" on the outside of the envelope* Can anybody point me to the 2006 weeping angel? "The Angels Have the Phone Box" with a picture of the TARDIS on the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt. The back features a small version of the current Doctor Who logo.
Starcraft Zerg Vintage Logo
Buy this shirt. Buy twenty of them. Hear that? That’s the Overmind calling out to you. As a member of the Swarm, you are compelled to follow the directives of the Overmind and its Cerebrates, and they’re telling you to purchase this shirt immediately. If there’s anything more terrifying that hundreds of members of a Brood rushing down an enemy, it’s hundreds of well-dressed members of a Brood rushing down an enemy. Don’t be the one person who doesn’t follow the dress code – it’s like going to a Halloween party without a costume. Not only will you be really embarrassed, you’re making yourself a target. You know whose going to get shot first? The dude wearing a pink shirt in a sea of black. Shirt features a purple Zerg emblem on a black, 100% cotton shirt.
Korben Dallas' Taxi Service Babydoll
Why is it always when you've got one point left on your license that you gotta go save the universe? Why couldn't the universe need saving when you've had a good month and just hit up the garage for repairs? "Have a good day," my butt. Some chick just literally fell from the sky into your car, and now the cops want her. We hate it when that happens, but for Korben Dallas, it's just Tuesday. Black, babydoll (fitted) shirt reads "Korben Dallas' Taxi Service New York" with a picture of Korben's taxi and a suspiciously Leeloo-shaped hole in the roof.
Bazinga! Babydoll
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14.2 BAZINGA! writ large across a red, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.
Tentacle Tee Dress
You know, it's a revelation when you see a DIY project you did in high school done really well. "Oh, so THAT'S what it's supposed to look like." That's exactly what we thought when we saw this bleach-stenciled apparel. For us, bleach stencils were mandated when our unique teenage combination of lazy and messy ruined our favorite shirts. This tentacle stuff elevates the common bleach stencil to a whole other level, so we were pretty excited when this artist out of Baltimore got to the point where she could accommodate ThinkGeek's cephalopodic needs. Note that because the design is handmade for each dress, the placement of the tentacles on each garment is unique. We don't know what you're going to get, but we can promise it won't look just like it does in these photos. That's how art works. Tentacles twine around the front of this 55% cotton, 45% polyester jersey black dress. It's 3.8 oz. which makes it soft to the touch. It's a cute dress, but it also works as a tunic if you choose to pair it with leggings. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. This is the same brand as many of our babydolls, so it should fit pretty much identically, with a little less shrinkage after washing. Length is measured from the highest point of shirt, which is generally the back collar on one side of the neck. S M L XL 2X Chest 32 in. 35 in. 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. Waist 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. Hip 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Length 34 1/2 in. 35 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. 37 1/2 in. 38 1/2 in.
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
Super Kawaii Knee Highs
What is it about Japan? They can make ANYTHING look cute, including piles of golden poo. It's clearly a superpower or some kind of magic. A weapon of mass brain destruction, because it turns us into quivering piles of squee. It was just a bean until they put a dog face on it. It was just Mt. Fuji until it got adorable eyes. Madness, that's what kawaii is. Cute madness, and we're happy to suffer from it. If you want the cutest footsies ever, you'll need to pick up some of our Super Kawaii Knee High Socks. These socks are so cute that you'll want to skip wearing shoes. You'll want to stick your feet in people's faces and make them witness the cute. These things are all fine and good. Spread kawaii near and far! Product Specifications Super Kawaii Knee Highs for fans of Japan Fit Women's shoe size 5-9 Choose: Purple: Ninja Panda Red/Black: Maneki-neko (Lucky Cat) with the word "lucky" ("kichi") inscribed in Kanji on her tummy Yellow: Godzilla, with "mother" written in Japanese Materials: 90% cotton, 10% lycra Yes, they're machine washable!
Star Trek Uniform Cycle Jersey
When it was clear that Kirk was losing his physical edge, his crew got some money together and bought him a bike. Every now and then, when they were docked for repairs or just to stretch their legs, they made their Captain work up a sweat. After a year or so, Kirk got into great shape and challenged the remainder of his crew to a race. But, when they found out he asked Scotty to beam him a few miles ahead, well, that's when the fight music started. When you're on shore leave, trade in your warp nacelles for two wheels, and hit the dusty streets and trails of planet Earth. Our new bicycle Jersey is made of space-age ultra-dry micro fiber, which wicks away moisture and repels odor. Product Specifications Space-age micro-fiber bicycle jersey Wicks away moisture, keeping you cool and dry Odor-blocking material keeps you fresh all day Hidden zipper down the front Accessory and water pouch in the back Form-fitting for maximum comfort SMLXL2XL3XL Chest37 - 39"39 - 41"41 - 43"43 - 45"45 - 47"47 - 49" Waist31 - 33"33 - 36"37 - 39"40 - 43"44 - 46"47 - 49" Hip37 - 38"39-41"42 - 45"46 - 49"50 - 52"53 - 55" Arm Opening (top of sleeve)20"21"22"23"24"25"
SCI: Madame Radiation
Madame Radiation possesses the ability to discover radioactive substances in seemingly innocuous ore and extract and prepare them for use with her powers. Although no one really knows, many think she received her abilities from changes to her body caused by the very radioactivity she now controls. She manipulates the subatomic particles in ways that get them to generate and emit intense radioactivity, which she can then absorb and transfer to other objects or people in potentially toxic doses. Of course, Madame Radiation never uses her power for evil. Madame Radiation is a founding member of the Science Corps International. This shirt features Madame Radiation on a muted green, 100% cotton shirt.
Android Polo
You guys give us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ a lot of feedback. Some of the things you've said: I work in corporate America. I wish I could wear your stuff more often, but I can't wear t-shirts to work. I hate ironing. I hate laundry. We feel your pain. Well, not the first part, although many of us have experienced it at one point in our lives. But the second part totally resonates with us. So here's a new option. We've created this polo shirt with you in mind. It's a stain-resistant sport shirt, suitable for casual Fridays in most every situation. The odor fighting will help when you're stuck toiling next to a several-hundred-degree server for hours. The soil-release will help when you have to get on the ground to work on somebody's connection, in amongst the Doritos and M&M debris of days gone by. The wrinkle release will help when you wake up from that brief nap at your keyboard. What? You thought we didn't know? We promise not to tell. Polo shirt available in black or stone in a 5.6 oz. 60% cotton / 40% polyester blend. Wrinkle and shrink resistant. Odor fighting with a stain-release finish. 3-button placket with matching buttons and side venting for comfort. Machine wash with like colors. Tumble dry low. Iron with a warm iron if necessary. Android Logo reproduced from work created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License. Go, Creative Commons! Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 36 in. 40 in. 42 in. 45 in. 48 in.
Super Mario Bullet Bill
Imagine you are wandering through a strange world, with a maze of pipes, mysterious mushrooms, Piranha Plants, and more, all just to save your favorite blonde princess. You finally, finally, get to World 5 and then suddenly -- boom! -- a gigantic bullet comes flying at you. The classic ammunition of Bowser, Bullet "Don’t Call me William" Bill, has it out for Mario. Unlike what this t-shirt implies, there were no "traffic signs" warning of his arrival. But, hey, it could be worse. It could be Banzai Bill. Then you’d really be in trouble. Bullet printed on a 100% black cotton t-shirt
Wonder Woman Retro Scoop-Neck Relaxed-Fit Ladies' Tee
We're in awe of our fellow wonder women in the geek community. We may not have a Lasso of Truth, but we're willing to stand up and speak it (or blog it) when others need us. We may not have super-speed, super-stamina, or super-agility, but we sure can juggle our work, our families, and our geeky passions. (Of course, it helps when some of them overlap!) We may not have indestructible bracelets, but we've got an indestructible spirit, and we will throw our tiara at you if you deserve it. Don't give us a reason, you hear? This limited-edition scoop-neck tee features a retro Wonder Woman logo on the front and an explanation on the back for anybody who needs it. (Obviously not YOUR friends.) It's on a super-soft light blue fabric with distressed graphics that make it look like it's actually from the Lynda Carter era. The fabric is 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 42 in. Waist 26 in. 28 in. 30 in. 34 in. Hips 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 43 in.
Periodic BaCoN V-Neck Babydoll
Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian. We suggest bacontarianism as an alternative to your already presumably alternative eating habits. Plus, it kind of sounds like a religion. So when someone asks what you believe in, you can say, "Bacon." The chemical formula for bacon (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS bacon... we do NOT recommend you attempt to eat this combination of elements), Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen, printed with their atomic properties in white on a deep heather babydoll (fitted) v-neck t-shirt.
SCI: Madame Radiation Babydoll
Madame Radiation possesses the ability to discover radioactive substances in seemingly innocuous ore and extract and prepare them for use with her powers. Although no one really knows, many think she received her abilities from changes to her body caused by the very radioactivity she now controls. She manipulates the subatomic particles in ways that get them to generate and emit intense radioactivity, which she can then absorb and transfer to other objects or people in potentially toxic doses. Of course, Madame Radiation never uses her power for evil. Madame Radiation is a founding member of the Science Corps International. This shirt features Madame Radiation on a moss green, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Doctor Who TARDIS Laplander
Did you know you have a TARDIS right now? It's your brain. Think about it. It's small on the outside, but stores tons of things on the inside. You can use it to travel through time and space (albeit with the power of imagination). Only you have the key to get inside... unless someone has a hacksaw. Cover your head-TARDIS with the Doctor's TARDIS. This super warm laplander style hat features the upper windows of the police call box and a pompom in place of the light. Get yourself a blue trenchcoat and you're practically the Sexy One herself! Laplander hats feature ear flaps and long tassels, but you can cut the latter off (carefully!) if that's not your style. Product Specifications Laplander hat looks like the Doctor's TARDIS Knit hat with police box windows and sign Pompom on top instead of the light Earwarmers and tassels complete the look Officially licensed Doctor Who apparel One size fits most adult heads (20-23" around) Materials: 100% acrylic Love your hat: hand wash, please.
Batgirl Glow-in-the-Dark Hipster Panties, 3 Pack
The evil criminals of Gotham will not wait for you to have clean laundry. Your bat suit may get more than one use per wash, but your mother told you to never leave the house in dirty underwear. Crimes can happen any day, any second, and a girl has to have options. With this three pack of Batgirl glow-in-the-dark hipster panties, you always have the perfect pair at hand when a crime fighting emergency arises... even if it happens in the dark. 95% cotton and 5% spandex black colored panties with glow-in-dark batman logo made on each of the three panties. Sizing Info: Small Medium Large Extra Large Waist 25-26 in. 27-29 in. 30-32 in. 33-35 in. Hips 34-36 in. 37-39 in. 40-42 in. 43-45 in.
Moon Landing TARDIS Photobomb
According to Doctor Who, the Moon is a great place to launch an attack against Earth. The Daleks use it to hide their ship from the Eleventh Doctor. The Judoon use it so they can extradite suspects (ohai, Martha Jones! meet the Tenth Doctor). The Ice Warriors thought they'd invade using the T-Mat on the Moon, but the Second Doctor foiled their plans. And even we Earthlings stick a penal colony there for political prisoners that the Third Doctor gets shipped off to. But the enemy which gets the award for being the most determined to use the Moon against us has to be the Cybermen. The Second, Fourth, Sixth, and Seventh Doctors all had to address the Cybermen's obsession with the Moon. That earns them the participation ribbon for their efforts. Good going, silver dudes. But really. Don't do something bad with it. We're going to need to build a university there one day. A classic photo of the Apollo 15 mission edited (or was it?) to include the TARDIS on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Galaga Fighter Elite
In our hometown arcade, Galaga was the game that ate the most of our quarters. Those little aliens were so frustrating! But as we got better, we spent fewer and fewer quarters. Most of this we can attribute to memorizing the openings. It was the only way to position ourselves for the best initial offense. After all, killing as many aliens as possible during the entrance ensured a sort of "safe" zone to aid in completing the stage. Are you among the Galaga Fighter Elite? What's your high score? Galaga Fighter Training, Bug Blasting Since 1981 in distressed style printed on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Airdrop
We don't know about you, but we've always wondered where puzzle blocks come from. Do they appear out of thin air by magic? Are they chips off an old block? When a Mommy and a Daddy block love each other very much, do they make baby blocks? No, no, and no. As some keen investigative photographers have discovered, puzzle blocks are intrepid skydivers, jumping from airplanes high above the Earth and plummeting to the ground at great speeds. Did we mention they don't use parachutes? So brave, they are. Such brave little blocks. They know that somewhere down there, someone will nudge and flip them into the correct position and they'll slide effortlessly into place. Puzzle blocks, geek friends, are a big exercise in trust. So before you mash the down arrow and give up, think of the blocks. They are counting on you. This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a royal blue, 100% fine jersey cotton t-shirt, this design features an airplane with puzzle blocks falling from it. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size.
Bioshock - Good Girls Gather Babydoll
They grow up so fast. One day they’re just little girls in an underwater utopia, the next they’re Adam-thirsty monsters that aren’t quite human. It really warms the heart seeing one of them drive that rusted, used needle deep into some dead guy's sternum. It’s true, what they say. Good girls really do gather, and they make their Big Daddies proud. 100% cotton Royal Blue colored t-shirt with Good Girls Gather print in white, black, and pink.
pi*z*z*a
Pizza is the perfect food. It's got your grain, your dairy, your... fruit. Man, we make a face just typing that. Fruit doesn't belong on pizza. But we digress. Food pyramid. Depending on your choice of toppings, pizza may also provide protein and vegetables. It's good hot or cold. It's good morning, noon, and night. And, best of all, someone else makes it and brings it to you. However, when we ventured outside the hallowed halls of ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we discovered there was a great chasm in our ranks. To meet up with the mothership, we traveled to Chicago, which spurred the Great Pizza Debate. Some people, t-shirt girl included, are fans of the thin crust. For us, pizza is all about the ratio of toppings to bready product. And pizza is meant to be slid under the door when the partaker is not amenable to socializing, which is far more complicated with deep dish. However, the denizens of thick crust fandom can settle this debate pretty easily with one diagram. The one on this shirt. There is so much more pizza in a deep dish pizza. And with food, as with many things, more is better. A diagram of pizza on a red, 100% cotton t-shirt with the equation V=πz2a beneath.
Meh Hoodie
Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new 'meh' hoodie, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but sometimes indifference wins and creativity loses. In this case, we gave the writing job to our primary apparel merchant. The best she managed was to write "meh" on the back of a chinese delivery menu. The gadget merchant spent the day drawing doodles in it (after ordering Hunan Beef of course), consisting mostly of stick figures wielding swords. The computing merchant made the most progress: he wrote "hoodie." He handed the menu to the general manager. She misplaced it in the stacks of other food menus in the kitchen, so we had to start all over. It was then delegated to the customer service monkeys, but they became so unmotivated, they forgot to eat and regretfully expired. The graphic designer made a coffee stain on the menu and turned it into a drawing of a vampire cat, but that was no help at all. Finally, we locked ourselves in the conference room with a case of Bawls and the Office Space DVD for inspiration. Days went by and finally, a breakthrough. We now present to you the result of our toil. The description: Meh. It's a hoodie. 50% cotton / 50% polyester black hoodie with front pocket aka kangaroo. "meh." printed on the front in white. Apathy included! And if you don't know what "meh." means, perhaps your life just doesn't properly suck.
Property of Adipose Athletic Department
A ThinkGeek Exclusive! This revolutionary weight-loss program from Adipose Industries is guaranteed to make the fat "just walk away!" In combination with a healthy diet and moderate exercise, the easy-to-swallow pill will change the way you think about your body and your life! With just one, highly-effective pill once a day, you, too, can leave those pounds behind. These pills have been clinically proven to reduce body fat. Maybe you've plateaued on your current diet and exercise routine? This innovative approach will help you shed those last few pounds. You can do it, and Adipose Industries can help. Text reads "Property of Adipose Athletic Department" with three little baby Adipose making up the traditional XXL on a heather grey, 90% cotton / 10% polyester t-shirt.
Han Shot First
We knew this guy once named Han Liebowitz, and one day at a bar he and this other guy got in a fight, so Han shot him! Crazy!! 100% cotton, heavyweight t-shirt in black with "Han Shot First" in white printed on the front. Check out their comic at pvponline.com.
Stormtrooper Basketball Jersey
Sure, the Stormtroopers put a lot of shooters on the floor, but they never seem to hit the target. And their timing is all off. You gotta know when to take the shot. They probably need some intense one-on-one with the shooting coach, because, honestly, there's just no excuse for their percentage at the line. Hopefully in the off-season they'll work on that. Black and white basketball jersey in 100% polyester, athletic mesh. Back identifies the wearer as player Trooper 77. ('77 being a very good year for movies. But we don't have to tell you that.) Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 40 in. 43 in. 45 in. 48 in. 52 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 1/2 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 in. 31 1/2 in. 32 1/2 in.
Pi by Numbers Babydoll
What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when society as a whole puts on a bunch of purple felt jump suits and hitches a ride on a nearby comet. Those people aren't reading this description though. They are browsing the howtothinklikeaflower.com website. But we digress... We here at ThinkGeek like to think of Pi as a way to help you come up with creative reasons to spend your hard earned cash on a T-shirt. Quick question. When is Pi day? March 14th of course. Think about that for a second. Now, while still mesmerized, drop this shirt into your shopping cart. Navy blue 100% cotton babydoll tshirt. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys' stuff! Pi symbol printed on the front in white. The first 4493 digits of Pi were used to construct the Pi symbol itself. That's a whole lot of Pi. Enough for everybody to share so don't get greedy on us now. A big shout out from ThinkGeek goes to Archimedes way back in the B.C. for finally giving us a good approximation of Pi, and doing so without the benefit of modern trigonometry. And thanks to the Egyptians and Babylonians for trying. Note: The brighter blue (royal blue) shirt that you see in the action shots has now been discontinued. Sorry folks! But navy is nice! You wanted navy anyway, right? :-) 100% combed ringspun cotton, 1X1 rib, 1X1 rib bound collar, 1/2” collar height, self fabric binding on collar, side seamed, tapered waist, garment washed, no-shrinkage
Self-Rescuing Princess Women's Classic Cut
There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way. If you're reading this page, we're betting that you are that superheroine. But if you're not, we know you have one in your life. Your own personal Buffy, Lara Croft, Zoe, the wielder of The Witchblade, Xena, Kim Possible, Leela, Agent 355, Ripley, Wonder Woman, or (our favorite rolemodel for little girls) Elizabeth from The Paper Bag Princess. We could go on, but you get the idea. To paraphrase, geek girls kick butt and chew bubble gum, and we're all out of gum. "Self-Rescuing Princess" is printed in turquoise blue beneath a glittery crown / tiara on this black, 100% cotton ladies' shirt. Looser cut than the babydoll tee, this is considered a "classic cut". It's styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. This shirt fits like Huge Tracts of Land. Here's the babydoll cut version of this shirt if you'd prefer a smaller / more fitted shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest: 37 in. 39 in. 42 in. 45 1/2 in. 49 1/2 in. Length: 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 3/4 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. Women's US Size: 4-6 8-10 12-14 16-18 20-22
Bender Face Shirt
Sure the Three Laws of Robotics are good for humans... but our favorite outlaw robot doesn't live by the rules. (Plus, Mom's Friendly Robot Company probably left that bit out of their bending units' programming as a cost-saving measure.) He's less likely to obey orders given by a human than to tell that same human to bite his shiny metal ass. And, occasionally, he has to kill all humans. Bender's Face on on an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. You could probably pull this over your head and pretend you're Bender, but you may end up with people trying to get beers out of your now-exposed beer gut. You've been warned.
Wood Ties
Once upon a time, there was an old barn in Northern California. Perhaps it held horses, maybe it housed farm equipment, maybe it was the capstone to a secret underground bunker where they housed the downed alien mothership, complete with the desiccated remains of its crew of "greys" as well as tantalizing tidbits of technology? We can only hope. Regardless, this barn was unfortunately demolished, and the redwood that made up the walls were reclaimed into a scrap yard. It was there that a pair of enterprising youth collected the scraps. They then cleaned, cut, and drilled the pieces into the dream product: a necktie made of wood. Oh, sure - typically you see ties made out of silk, or polyester. Maybe you've even seen ties made from bamboo fibers, but you've never seen one made out of a solid chuck of wood. Just look at it. Magnificent, isn't it? Kind of makes you think of the old Marlboro man, only instead of wearing a bolo, he's wearing a tie. Made of wood. Moving on. Features Necktie: Necktie made out of solid redwood segments Eco-friendly reclaimed wood Elastic loop fits any size neck comfortably Fifteen inches long from "knot" to tip Bowtie: Solid wood bows with metal "knot" and elastic band Because bowties are cool Five inches wide Fits any size neck
Star Wars Asteroids
In the Galactic Civil War, the asteroids helped Han Solo escape from Death Squadron! But, if you want to score big, you have to destroy them. Did you know that in the original game the highest possible score could only be 99,990 points! The maker sure did under estimate the skills of its players. But in this game, a score of 1138 is just a start! The world record is 41,336,440 which was been set by a 15 year old in 1982. Think you can beat it? Go for it! 100% cotton, black t-shirt with a tweaked image from Asteroids printed in white.
Non-Flammable? Babydoll
Our lawyers told us we had to add a disclaimer to this shirt's page. So here we go: The text of this shirt is not intended to encourage the wearer of this shirt or its readers to set things on fire. ThinkGeek shall not be liable for any loss or damage of whatever nature (direct, indirect, consequential, or other) whether arising in contract, tort or otherwise, which may arise as a result of your wearing of (or inability to wear) this shirt, or from your purchase of (or failure to purchase) the shirt from this site. Purchaser is solely responsible for the use of the shirt in any applications, including those of an experimental nature. But srsly, kids, please always have a responsible adult around when working with fire. Also, it never hurts to have a fire-escape plan and a fire extinguisher. Store them next to your zombie-escape plan and your zombie extinguisher (read: shotgun). "Non-flammable? Challenge accepted." in white ink on a black babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Epic Beards from The Hobbit
The Hobbits are a clean-faced bunch. Do they have a deep love of razors and smooth, baby-like cheeks? No, they just can't seem to grow any facial hair, with the exception of the Stoors, of course. Besides, they have more than enough hair on their feet! But, dwarves' beards. Well that is a whole other story. With a long, thick, beautiful chin full of hair, the beard options are limitless. You can have braids, loops, and curls. It will be a mystery where their hair stops and their beard begins. Proudly display all the beautiful beards of Middle Earth with this 100% cotton Hobbit Beards of Middle Earth Tee.
The Hunger Games Prop Replica of Katniss' Arena Jacket
Whether you're caked with mud or running from the Mutts, you'll always look your best when you're wearing the Hunger Games Prop Replica Arena Jacket! This officially licensed collectible is actually three jackets in one. The lightweight outer shell and the supple canvas inner jacket zip together to form a "third" jacket. Both jackets have that tailored-yet-deadly look that makes for great television, but in case you find yourself in the arena you'll discover they're functional as well. The outer shell has deep, segmented pockets with two compartments per side. The inner jacket has waist pockets fitted with sturdy brass zippers that will stay closed and protect valuable loot. In addition, each jacket also has a hood and waist cinches so that you can stay warm on chilly nights. Remember to smile for the cameras, sponsors are watching! Product Specifications Lightweight shell and supple canvas interior jacket, both with hoods Outer shell is black, rip-stop nylon with gray accents Inner jacket is black canvas with orange accents inside the jacket. Outer shell has both zipper and button closures. Both inner and outer jackets have adjustable waist cinches for a tailored look. Neither garment is Tracker Jacker proof, just sayin' See the chart below to determine the best size for you XS S M L XL XXL Chest 38" 40" 42" 44" 46" 48" Waist 35.4" 37.4" 39" 41" 43" 45" Bottom 40.5" 42.5" 44.4" 46.4" 48.4" 50" Sleeve Length 23" 23.4" 24" 24" 24.5" 25" Finished Length 28" 30" 30" 30" 30.7" 31"
Grumpy Cat Moon Tee
By day, she is Tardar Sauce, an adorably upset internet sensation. She poses for pictures, flops around in videos, and provides endless hours of entertainment for her loving fans. But when the full moon doth rise, Tardar Sauce emerges from her slumber to become Grumpy Cat. With the power to grump her foes into submission, Grumpy Cat roams the streets searching for evildoers and the occasional snack! Beware, evil villains, Grumpy Cat is on the case. 100% cotton black colored t-shirt with three grumpy cat faces and a moon printed in the front.
Harry Potter House Scarves
We'd like to thank Harry Potter for making cosplay easy for lazy geeks. In fact, the switch from director Chris Columbus to Alfonso Cuaron made it even easier, doing away with the stuffy robes and putting the kids of Hogwarts in street clothes. Now all we need to cosplay a young witch or wizard is a wand and a few well-chosen accessories. If you'd like to dress as a Hogwarts student, you'll need a house scarf to complete your ensemble. These officially licensed scarves are over 6 feet long, made of cozy lambswool, and feature the colors and coat of arms of the houses Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff. Product Specifications Wear your house colors with a Harry Potter scarf Made from warm and cozy lambswool Features the colors and coat of arms of your favorite house Great for easy cosplay outfits, get one for convention season! Choose: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff Dimensions: over 6 feet long!
Star Wars Lego Abbey Road
While walking along the road, they saw a crosswalk and noticed a building across from there where there was some beautiful music playing. They just had to walk across to get to that building. They walked across (like you see in the image above), enjoyed the music, played happily in the park close by, and then when they got tired, they ate some fish and chips and went back home for a nap. What a wonderful way to spend a day! Officially-licensed LEGO Star Wars gear. LEGO Star Wars characters printed on a 100% brown cotton shirt.
Dragon Ear Wrap
We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though. And, as you can tell from MechaBecca in the photo above, he looks especially great with cartilage piercings, as if he's guarding his hoard. (Note that because of how he curls behind your ear, you might have to modify the backs on your cartilage studs for him to fit, but it's totally worth it to have your ear look like he's curled around a glittering treasure.) This dragon, made from English pewter, is a little over 3" tall, a little over 1 1/2" wide, and around 3/4 deep. It weighs just under 3/4s of an ounce. It is made for the right ear. Now also available for the left ear; select Left Ear Variant from the dropdown! For our customers with nickel allergies: the dragon is made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. It is free of both lead and nickel. The post is surgical-steel, which is a mixture of chromium, nickel and molybdenum. The post meets the guidelines set forth in EU Nickel Directive 94/27/EC.
Stormtrooper Costume Hoodie
Maybe you're a member of the 501st, but not every occasion calls for full armor. Driving to an event? Easier without the pauldron hindering your lane-change head turn. Filling your gas tank? That blaster rifle may make folks nervously eye the "no smoking" signs. Grocery shopping? The body glove will protect you from the frozen foods section, but the gloves make it hard to get your money out of your wallet. Speaking of which, where do you PUT your wallet if you're a Stormtrooper? It ain't like that butt plate has pockets. So for your casual days, let us offer this option: the Stormtrooper Costume Hoodie. The hood itself is printed, and you can zip it up for additional anonymity. Long-sleeve, full-zip hooded sweatshirt is 60% cotton / 40% polyester. It has two front pockets and black ribbed cuffs and bottom. Although many of the details are screenprinted, we think this is nicer than the Stormtrooper hoodie we previously offered because it has inset panels and embroidered accents. (Check out the arms in the zoom to see what we're raving about.) Note that the zipper extends all the way up the hood. The eyes on the sides of the hood are mesh so they're see-through. We recommend that you turn the hoodie inside out before washing in cold water and tumble dry low or hang to dry.Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 39 1/2 in. 41 1/2 in. 43 1/2 in. 46 1/2 in. 49 1/2 in. Waist 38 3/4 in. 40 3/4 in. 42 3/4 in. 45 3/4 in. 48 3/4 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 1/2 in. 29 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 in. 30 3/4 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 26 1/4 in. 26 3/4 in. 27 1/4 in. 27 3/4 in. 28 1/4 in.
Bow Ties Are Cool
There's a long history regarding bow ties, neckties, and doctors. Did you know that pediatricians wear bow ties to avoid being strangled by grabby babies? In fact, neckties are such a danger to doctors and patients that British hospitals banned the wearing of neckties in 2007. "Colonized by pathogens" was the exact phrase. Yuck. Our Doctor, on the other hand, acquired his signature bow tie in an English hospital, where perhaps it once graced the neck of a cardiologist. (It's a pity they never met; that would have been a fun EKG.) We're not sure if The Doctor chose it for its fashionable qualities or its utilitarian nature, but he's succeeded on both counts. "Bow Ties Are Cool" printed on a navy blue, 100% cotton t-shirt in the classic "Keep Calm" font, topped with a bow tie you don't ever have to tie.
Mars Planet Pendant
We've always loved Mars. Sure, sometimes aliens come from there to take over our planet and eat our people (but they will just be killed by our germs, so no worries there), but think of all the great things associated with Mars. There's the brave Tars Tarkas, the quixotic Marvin and his Illudium Space Modulators, and the superhuman J'onn J'onzz, to name a few. And now we can show our love of Mars by wearing this Mars Planet Pendant. Each Mars Planet Pendant hangs from a 24" stainless steel chain and is 1" in diameter. But it's not just a red glass marble. Oh no. What makes this Mars Planet Pendant so awesome are the geographically accurate details that dance across this representation of our ruddy neighbor. White polar ice caps, dark canyons, and mountains are just some of the features. Get a Mars Planet Pendant today, and who knows, you might be the first person to wear one on Mars itself. We know you can do it! Mars Planet Pendant Geographically accurate details abound on this 1" diameter glass marble of the planet Mars. Details include: white polar ice caps, dark canyons, mountains and volcanoes, and planums and planitias. 24" endless stainless steel chain included. Made in the USA.
Book Was Better, The
Our customers are thorough. Y'all are the sorts of people who will read the book, see the movie, and heatedly debate the merits of the two against each other. And, let's be honest, words rock. The book generally wins. Your own personal imagination trumps Michael Bay's any day. (Also, it generally involves fewer gratuitous explosions.) Using our highly scientific method of Google search results returned, we are relieved to see that the Internet agrees with us. We were a little concerned at first: search terms: movie was better = 2,210,000,000 results search terms: book was better = 2,040,000,000 results Oh wait. We're probably picking up references like "this movie was better than the last one." Let's refine that a little. search terms: "movie was better" + book = 754,000 results search terms: "book was better" + movie = 1,160,000 results That's more like it. We mentioned this was highly scientific, right? And by that we mean we used a Bunsen burner. Because it was there. This shirt is graced with the simple statement "The book was better." White ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Cheshire Totoro Face
Here's a great new parody T-shirt created by Japanese illustrator Kenji Takahashi, featuring an ultra-cute image of a famous Japanese anime face. A super original T-shirt for you, recommended for all Totoro and Studio Ghibli fans! Sizes in stock are S through 2XL are available. Light blue 100% heavyweight cotton t-shirt.
Star Trek Towels
After a six month survey mission where your only duty was to monitor the subspace-drift of dark-matter nebulae, you're overdue for shore leave. Thankfully, the good Captain has set course for the Epsilon Ceti system in the Beta Quadrant. The pleasure-planet Risa with its crystalline beaches, majestic waterfalls, and liberal attitudes towards Jamaharon, is the destination of choice for Starfleet crew needing a respite from their duties, with no questions asked. Visitors to Risa can bronze themselves by the twin suns on the shore of Suraya Bay, relax in its many steam-pools, or go spelunking into the lava-tubes filled with luminescent moss and view the subterranean gardens! Starfleet officers and crewmen should be aware, however, that as idyllic as Risa is, it's not without its dangers. There has been an outbreak of Belzoidian fleas found in many Risian beaches. Starfleet therefore recommends using a standard-issue beach-towel when relaxing in the sand. The 100% Earth-cotton towel emblazoned with your division insignia and colors will help identify you as a starship crewman as well as keep the biting flees off of your body - not to mention protecting your skin from minor burns from the suns-baked sand. Starfleet also recommends against the purchase and display of the horga'hn - a fertility icon indicating an openness to sexual congress. Remember - you are representing Starfleet, even when off-duty, and a certain decorum must be maintained. Features and Specifications 100% cotton beach-towel for your next shore-leave excursion Each towel emblazoned with the color and insignia of your preferred divisionGold CommandBlue SciencesRed Security/Engineering 152 cm by 74 cm (60 inches by 29 inches, roughly) Officially licensed Star Trek product
You are dumb v2.0
Now available in LONGSLEEVE! Many of you have asked us to create a new version of the ThinkGeek classic 'You are dumb' t-shirt. As loyal fans of our loyal fans, we have done precisely that. Hope you enjoy... Heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt in black (both shortsleeve and longsleeve) with binary code 'dripping' down the tshirt. There are three sequences of code which stick out from the background. Together, these three sequences spell out 'you are dumb' in ascii binary. The background just repeats 'repeating background' in the same ascii binary. Heh. Sorry, the white version has been discontinued!
Star Wars Men's Crew Socks
When packing for Hoth, it's important to get the warmest clothes possible. We highly recommend animal fibers, especially wool for its moisture-wicking properties. Alderaanian Alpaca yarn makes some mighty toasty mittens, but it's hard to come by these days. And you'll want socks. Thin socks and then thick socks to go over 'em. Also, since you're now wearing essentially three layers of socks, don't forget to buy bigger boots. No way you're wedging those Chewie-sized feet into a size 10. Whether you're rooting for the Rebel Alliance or shooting at walls as a Stormtrooper, you're going to love these crew socks. Each package contains two different designs on the following themes: Trooper, Rebel, Boba Fett, and Vader Dad. It's hard to pick our favorites. The Trooper & Rebel ones are classic, Boba Fett is badass, and the Vader Dad... well, we wouldn't mind it if our kids gave us those, since it wouldn't be right to buy them for ourselves. Maybe we'll get them all and have a different pair every day of the week (and one to spare, like Mom always told us to pack!). Product Specifications Crew socks for fans of Star Wars Each order comes with two pairs of socks Officially licensed Lucasfilm apparel Choose: Boba Fett (Wanted & Green/Black stripe) Rebel (Rebel Leader & Rebel symbols) Trooper (Trooper helmet & Imperial stripes) Vader Dad (World's Greatest Dad & Imperial symbols) Materials: 70% Polyester, 20% Nylon, 10% Spandex Fits Men's Shoe Sizes: 8-13 Yes, they're machine washable!
Star Wars Wallets
"What the hell's an aluminum falcon?!" - Emperor Palpatine Under Darth Vader's watch, a loose band of rebels, smugglers and thieves, piloting stolen ships, managed to destroy a small moon. But, that's no moon - that's a space station! Or, was before it was demolished. Now it's an expanding cloud of debris with a rather pretty luminous ring around it*. It was an incredible loss for the Empire, but we are nothing if not a determined evil galactic government. So we rebuilt it. Mostly. The first Death Star was budgeted secretly in various emergency spending bills. When amortized over a decade, it still cost the Empire several hundred billion Imperial Credits per year to built the thing. The second Death Star, being built in a secret location, is being rushed faster than any project ever undertaken. In less than a year, we plan to be fully operational. Unfortunately, that kind of speed and secrecy costs money. We're not talking pure labor and materiel costs: we're talking about greasing palms... cash money that helps the cogs of industry turn. You would be shocked to know how many times Emperor Palpatine himself walked to the ATM to withdraw folding money to give to some Bounty Hunter to put holes in a slow contractor. Naturally, Papa Palpatine is too classy to carry cash in a wad in his pocket. He's got a sweet gift from his apprentice - a real leather wallet with Vader's face on it. You too can have your own Dark Wallet of the Sith from ThinkGeek! These bifold wallets feature artwork silkscreened onto the outside, and have room enough for dozens of bills, six cards, a standard Imperial ID card (or drivers' license), and even a slot for all the ATM receipts for bribes^H^H^H^H^H^H remunerary encouragement.
Bow before me, for I am root.
Slap this shirt on, and parade around the cube farm to display the depth of your powers. Then sit back and watch them tremble... Actually, this shirt makes us laugh (laugh as in funny ha ha), because it reminds us of the time when Jen accidently changed the root username on one of our ISP's production servers to just 'oot'. I'm afraid she'll never be able to live that one down. I guess we should have made a 'special edition' of this t-shirt with 'slap me senseless, for i am oot' instead just for Jen. Hehe. OK, enough JenTorture - you get the idea. Now get the shirt.
Don't Mess With a Princess Babydoll
Just a few reasons why you should not mess with Princess Leia: Manages to pull off cinnamon-bun hair with panache. Is the youngest member of the Imperial Senate. Gets a secret message to Obi-Wan via R2-D2. Tells Governor Tarkin that she recognized him by his foul stench. Isn't afraid to call Chewbacca a "big walking carpet." Shoots better than a gaggle of Stormtroopers. Won't betray the Rebels and give up the location of their base. Stares down Darth Vader. This red, babydoll (fitted) shirt features Leia and her deadly aim and reads "Don't Mess with a Princess." We get this from our friends at Mighty Fine. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. Length 26 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. 27 1/2 in.
Obey Gravity - Kids
When it comes to natural forces, ThinkGeek prefers magnetism. Why? It's quite simple. We can do stuff like levitate tops and totally pwn our friends. Our second favorite force would have to be Dominant Mind while playing Knights of the Old Republic in Evil mode. That brings us to our third favorite force, Gravity. Yep. And we prefer the Einsteinian model over the Newtonian, as should you. Thinking about building an anti-gravity device in the basement of the science building? Think again Mister Man! Make no attempts to defy gravity. You would be acting against the law. (see standard formula below!) Gravitational force = (G * m1 * m2) / (d2) You may still be underage, but don't give the Gravity Police a reason to knock on your door; do us a favor and always obey gravity. De-molecularization isn't pretty. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, navy t-shirt with orange / white design with a retro-looking gravity cop (blowing his super sci-fi whistle) and the phrase "Obey Gravity, It's The law!" Gravitational constant not included but implied.
Schrödinger's Cat Babydoll
Twisted up in Schrödinger's uncertainty thought experiment, this historical kitty has been put through a quantum ringer that nobody should have to experience. After all it's tough work being both alive and dead simultaneously. Every student of physics knows that Schrödinger's 1935 paper regarding a hypothetical paradox involving a cat has perplexed and annoyed physics geeks for years. The basic idea; If the outcome of a circumstance is presently unknown and by observing the circumstance you will disrupt it, then it exists in all possible states simultaneously... Simple! At least to quantum physicists with massive craniums. And hey eventually this principle will seem commonplace, but by then our highways will connect galaxies and shirts like this will be so utterly obvious that they'll likely be dish rags. Don't get it? We propose the following thought experiment: Give your friend enough money to purchase the "Schrödinger's Cat" shirt (don't forget the shipping). Tell your friend to take the money and lock himself in a room with a cigarette lighter. Let your friend know that once in the room he is to randomly choose either to burn the money, or return in five minutes with the money intact. We emphasize that this must be completely random (aka, impossible for a human to determine but bear with us). Your friend must then stay in this box for eternity. Hey, that's how thought experiments work. Hopefully he/she is OK with that. Since you have no idea whether your friend will destroy the money, you will simultaneously either lose or recover that money. So in a quantum sense, if you extend that logic, you will simultaneously either be able to purchase or not purchase this very t-shirt which enabled you to make the choice in the first place. Isn't physics fun? Perhaps when it was based on Newton, but now things are getting really hairy. Just wait another 100 years, we haven't seen anything yet.... Black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys' stuff! Printed in white with "Schrödinger's Cat is Dead" on the front and "Schrödinger's Cat is Not Dead" on the back. Note: Don't want to have to explain this shirt to strangers? Fear no more! We now have free Schrödinger's Cat Pocket Cards to go with your shirt. They're perfect to print out and keep in your wallet so you can hand them out and make your escape while said strangers are busy reading.
Jakobs Logo Tee
There's nothing quite like a Jakobs. Each Jakobs weapon is hand-crafted using superior materials, which all revolve around one signature aspect: the wood. Using a solid wood stock allows for more power with much less recoil. Specializing in sniper rifles and shotguns, the traditional build of a Jakobs is unparalleled out there in the wastelands and, as the saying goes, "You're always better off with a Jakob." 100% cotton charcoal colored t-shirt with Jakob's logo printed in the front.
Circuit Board Ties
Perhaps you have a job that requires that you dress up? You've heard the rationale before - "We might have a client coming through, and we want to give them a good impression!" or "the boss is one of those really conservative guys," or "shut up and get back to work." Then again, maybe you wear a tie because you actually like it. Don't scoff! There are a few geeks out there that like to look slick, polished and well put-together. They are rare, but they are proud, fastidious and picky about their dress. Still, at their core, they're geeks, and would love to wear a Star Wars tie, or one shaped like the great sandworm Shai Hulud. Generally speaking, you can't get away with cool geeky ties like those. So your tie selection must either be boring, or they have to be subtle in their geekiness. Behold the circuit-board tie! The subtle motherboard circuit pattern screened in metallic silver and copper onto this necktie looks sharp, but could just be some nifty semi-geometric pattern you see on any tie. Only a closer look reveals its secrets. Watch as those other closeted geeks in your office glance at your tie and give you a knowing wink, or that nod of understanding and respect. It's a good looking tie, and you look good wearing it. Let your Geek Flag fly around your neck, and be proud! Features Hunter Green tie with metallic silver and copper silkscreening 58 inches long 3.5 inches wide at the widest point
Doctor Who TARDIS Bath/Beach Towel
Hurtling through the Time Vortex at ludicrous speeds, the Doctor, newly regenerated into a brand-new body, is thrown from one side of his TARDIS to the other. One moment, he's tumbled into the bowling alley, the next he's taken an unexpected dive into the pool. Now dampened, jostled, and still full of regenerative energy, the doctor is in need of dry land upon which to berth and repair, get some fish-fingers and custard, and perhaps a towel. But not just any towel will do - one that's worthy of a Time Lord. The TARDIS provides towels linked to its chameleon circuit. In its current incarnation, the TARDIS appears as an English police-box from the Earth year 1963, and so do the towels, which is just fine by us, thank you very much. The TARDIS is arguably the most beautiful starship that ever was, and a towel in its likeness makes us happy happy. We got a small batch of these towels, made from 100% cotton, made in the likeness of the old girl herself. You can have your own towel for your next trip to Midnight where you can watch the Sapphire Waterfalls - just be certain you bring lots of sunscreen. SPF One Billion should do. Features 100% cotton beach towel The Doctor Who TARDIS's front door emblazoned upon it Officially licensed Doctor Who merchandise Dimensions: 60 inches by 29 inches
Time Traveler Essentials
From the mouth of Ryan North (best known for Dinosaur Comics): This shirt has how-to information on all of the low-hanging fruit of our modern age. Go back in time wearing this and you'll invent heavier-than-air flight! YOU'LL discover penicillin. YOU'LL be the first to isolate aluminum. Did you know aluminum used to be more valuable than gold? YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH. How stuff works detailed on the front of a chocolate brown, 100% cotton shirt. Note that this shirt fits differently than our normal shirts. Please click on the Sizing Info tab before selecting a size.
Bring Back Firefly
Right. So maybe it's not financially and logistically possible to bring Firefly back from the dead. But you know what? We live in a world where we believe that doing the right thing is more important than the letter of the law. We believe in the right to protest. We believe in the power of negotiation. We believe in reavers, Fruity Oaty Bars, and black market beagles, and we can believe in a world where we can have our Firefly back, too, if it gorram pleases us. Also, if any of y'all are reading this from the parallel universe where Fox didn't cancel Firefly right out of the gate, please create that torrent for us NOW. The words "Bring Back Firefly" with Serenity silhouetted in the A on a brown, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that the printing is slightly distressed (you can see the shirt in several places), much like our employees!
Aperture Logo (1940s) Babydoll
Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Aperture Science Innovators - bringing science into your home. Our scientific trifecta of salt, asbestos, and curtain keeps us on the cutting edge of technology and we're dedicated to bringing that technology to you every single day. Salt. It brings interest to a dull meal. A couple pinches of salt taken nightly enables you to "slim while you sleep" - surely and safely. That is why more and more smart hostesses make it a habit always to serve food topped with crystal-clear salt. Remember, food tastes better, looks better, and is more refreshing when served with sparkling, crystal-clear salt. Asbestos. Things made from asbestos rock never fail. Rain, sun, and fire will not degrade them. Everlasting and fireproof. To farmers and laboring men it is indispensable in warding off the effects of cold and prostration during the winter months. What more could you want? Be sure to ask your asbestos delivery man about our crushed and cubed asbestos service, right to your front door. Curtain. The curtain has so many uses in the home. We like to pride ourselves on our shower curtain for the modern bathroom. It's fast, too -- the whole business takes less than a minute. See it demonstrated at your local Woolworth Store! No wonder, therefore, that Aperture Science Innovators is growing so rapidly in favor. Aperture Science Innovators is in truth carrying American industry far along the road of progress. We're glad to open the portal wide enough for you to come with us into this brave, new world. 1940s Aperture Science logo on a silver babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer than our normal shirts.
Boba Fett Fitted Tank Top
We love our friends at Her Universe, but sometimes their products are ever-so-slightly off from what we need. See, they sell this fierce tank top as part of a set. Specifically, it comes with a pair of panties that say, "I have a Boba Fett-ish!" across the rear. And a Boba Fett who is more or less chibi, depending on the size of your butt. It's cute. It's funny... once. We decided we didn't want to worry about what our Boba looked like or whether or not he was showing through our light-colored pants, so we asked if we could get just the tank. And they were happy to do it for us, which is just one of the many reasons we love them. For folks who want the kit and kaboodle for your.. kaboodle, you can pick it up here. For the rest of us who just need the tank (or who came factory-equipped with different sized tops and bottoms), we're here for you. Fierce, 100% cotton, red tank top with the Mandalorian symbol screenprinted across the front large in black. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Don't let the measurements scare you. You know how ribbed tank tops stretch? This one is meant to, also. It's 100% cotton. If you have a favorite tank top at home, measure it (when you're not wearing it) 1" below the armpits, all the way around, and match that to the below. If not, make an educated guess. The mannequin above is 33" around her breasts, and she's wearing a medium, so it's stretching c. 8 inches. Measure around the widest part of your chest. Subtract 8 to get a similar fit to the mannequin above. If you land between two sizes round down to have it fit tighter, up to make it fit looser. Also, since this shirt is 100% cotton, if you get one that fits you perfectly, do not wash it in warm water or put it in the dryer. Wash in cold and lay flat to dry. Likewise, if it turns out a little big, but not enough to warrant a smaller size, toss it in the dryer on tumble dry low with the rest of your clothes and it should shrink up a bit. S M L XL Chest 23 in. 25 in. 27 in. 29 in. Front Length 22 3/4 in. 23 3/4 in. 24 3/4 in. 25 3/4in.
Stand Back (Science)
We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been "do." It could have been "perform." But no. It's "try." Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, "Do or do not. There is no try." "Stand back! I'm going to try science!" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Cap's Shield
It's not all work for the Avengers. Nick Fury always makes sure that there's time in the summer to have a BBQ. Thor talks the gods into providing a nice, clear sky and gently tenderizes the steaks with Mjölnir. If someone forgot the A1, Tony Stark can don the Iron Man suit and fly to the nearest supermarket to buy some. Cap's shield does double duty: it's an excellent serving tray during the meal and the projectile of choice for Avengers Ultimate Frisbee. (Be sure to let Hulk win. He gets angry if he loses, and you won't like him when he's angry.) Captain America's iconic shield printed on a navy blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Freeze Ray T-Shirt
The Freeze-Ray is almost up. This is the one. Stops time. Freeze-Ray. Tell your friends. - Doctor Horrible Doctor Horrible's arch nemesis is Captain Hammer (no matter what Johnny Snow says). Captain Hammer is strong, fast, and tough - three attributes that describe Doctor Horrible not at all. Sure, he's got brains to spare, but it's hard to think when you're getting punched repeatedly in the face with a car. So, to level the playing field a bit, Doctor Horrible has to get the jump on old Cheesy-on-the-inside by zapping him with his patented Freeze-Ray. No! It's not an ice-beam! That's all Johnny Snow! This is the one. Freeze-Ray. Stops time. Tell your friends. He just has to make sure he plans adequately for the warm-up phase of the firing sequence. Also, even though wonderflonium is... well, wonderful, it can only power the temporal field for about two-minutes and ten seconds, so he should keep the monologuing and dramatic solos to a minimum.
We Met on the Internet Babydoll
The metric given today for online dating conversion is that one in five couples met online. Apparently that surprises a lot of people. It does us, too: we wanna know where all these other couples are meeting. With e-mail and social media and MMOs and Steam and Xbox Live and Skype and online interest groups for darn near any niche interest you might have, you're really telling us that the Internet didn't play a part in getting y'all together in the first place? Color us suspicious. Cat and pug explain, "We met on the Internet" on this dark grey, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
SAVE FERRIS
Matthew Broderick may not have thought about it when he was filming them, but he took on a lot of inspirational roles for us. Think about it. He was part of pop culture's introduction to hacking and phreaking in WarGames in 1983, and he pulls off an amazing feat of social engineering in Ferris Bueller's Day Off in 1986. We can't deny we liked the movies back then and they probably had a little something to do with how we turned out. Or maybe we liked them back then because we were already on this path. Either way, we're going to raise a toast to Matthew Broderick and say, "Save Ferris!" But we won't fall for donating to Ferris's Causes campaign on Facebook. SAVE FERRIS printed in distressed, dark grey on an athletic, heather grey, 90% cotton / 10% polyester t-shirt, just like the ones worn in the movie. Only ours aren't more than 25 years old. Officially-licensed Ferris Bueller's Day Off apparel.
Pi By Numbers
What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when society as a whole puts on a bunch of purple felt jump suits and hitches a ride on a nearby comet. Those people aren't reading this description though. They are browsing the howtothinklikeaflower.com website. But we digress... We here at ThinkGeek like to think of Pi as a way to help you come up with creative reasons to spend your hard earned cash on a T-shirt. Quick question. When is Pi day? March 14th of course. Think about that for a second. Now, while still mesmerized, drop this shirt into your shopping cart. Metro blue 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with the Pi symbol on it. The first 4493 digits of Pi were used to construct the Pi symbol itself. That's a whole lot of Pi. Enough for everybody to share so don't get greedy on us now. A big shout out from ThinkGeek goes to Archimedes way back in the B.C. for finally giving us a good approximation of Pi, and doing so without the benefit of modern trigonometry. And thanks to the Egyptians and Babylonians for trying.
SeV Transformer Jacket
Need a lot of pockets to carry all your travel needs? We have an answer for you! Now, you will never run out of space! Well! Most things! Don't believe us, check it out! You will need one less bag to carry around with you. This jacket can carry your travel documents, pen, stylus, phone, earbuds (with a special pocket to hold them and keep them from bouncing while you walk), bluetooth, sunglasses, a small camera, a bottle of water, keys, and sizes medium and up also have space for an iPad. The no bulge technology helps too! The collar has a convenient conduit hidden inside that lets you wrap an earbud wire around your neck without tangles or chafing. It also converts into a vest. The sleeves are attached to the vest with magnets, so they are very easy to take off or snap back on. 100% polyester, black jacket with removable sleeves. Machine washable. S M L XL XXL XXXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in. Waist 30 in. 34 in. 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Neck 14 1/2 in. 15 1/2 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in. Sleeve* 32 1/2 in. 33 1/2 in. 34 1/2 in. 35 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. Center Back Length** 29 1/4 in. 30 1/4 in. 31 1/4 in. 32 1/4 in. 33 1/4 in. 34 1/4 in. * With arm slightly bent at the elbow, measure from the center back at neck to shoulder point, down the outside of arm to wrist. ** From high point of shoulder (where shoulder meets neck) to bottom. If you find yourself between sizes, we recommend you order up. After all, you'll probably be wearing winter clothing under this a lot of the time, right?
Subdivision Cuff Bracelet
We love to see designs that are inspired by science (and math!). Seeing the name of this bracelet brought us back to the band room at school, but alas/thank goodness this bracelet has nothing to do with one-e-and-a, two-e-and-a. This bracelet is inspired by the complex forms of radiolaria, the amoeboid protozoa that produce mineral skeletons. While real radiolaria are only 0.1 - 0.2 mm in size, the folks who make these bracelets created an interactive software to morph, twist, subdivide and grow each design into something the naked eye can appreciate. The Subdivision Cuff Bracelet is a C-shaped, flexible cuff that fits close to the skin. Traditional manufacturing methods would be unable to produce these amazing pieces, so they were built up layer by layer using Selective Laser Sintering, which is a kind of 3D printing. Because of the 3D printing process, these pieces have a coral-like texture, are extremely lightweight, and have the flexibility to fit most any wrist. Wear a bit of Science today! Product Specifications Inspired by radiolarians, the protozoa that produce mineral skeletons C-shaped, flexible design fits close to the skin Coral-like texture and airy design make it fun to wear Lightweight nylon material is built up layer by layer using 3D printing Materials: Nylon with UV protective coating Pssst... this makes a great gift for someone with metal allergies! Dimensions: approx. 2.4" x 2.0" x 3.0" (fits most wrists) Weight: 1 ounce
Doctor Who Linear TARDIS Babydoll
Doctor Who fans know that the Doctor's TARDIS is stuck as a police box due to a faulty chameleon circuit. What you may not know is that back in the day on Gallifrey, the Time Lords had a sport that was similar to NASCAR (they did involve "turn left, turn left" but in a way we can't really grok as mere humans). They involved whipping about time and space, checking in at various points with race officials of various civilizations and waving at the cheering fans during the pit stops before quickly vworping to the next checkpoint. So the next time you wonder why the Doctor has so many of those turbulent moments in the TARDIS, remember that in his youth, he was a star on the TARDIS NASCAR circuit. A white line-art version of the TARDIS with the modern Doctor Who logo above it on a navy, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Modern Art TARDIS Babydoll
Looking to tell the world that you stand with one foot in the world of fine art and another in the world of a fine, fine timelord? This is the shirt for you! The Modern Art TARDIS is one of the most unique TARDIS shirts we've discovered and we absolutely love it. You can just see the timey-wimeyness! 100% cotton heather colored t-shirt with TARDIS printed in blue. Also available in Unisex cut.
Planet Express
Here at Planet Express, we're always looking for fresh recruits to join our spaceship crew. Whether your permanent career assignment is in intergalactic navigation or accounting and administration, chances are, we have a slot open for you right now. Career deserter? No problem! As part of our ongoing effort to give back through recycling, we've salvaged the career chips from some of our past, brave crewmembers and now can pass those savings on to you! What will you be doing when you work for Planet Express? Well, you'll get to see the entire universe and also transport cargo! And when we say entire universe, we mean it. We go places other delivery companies (not to name names -- Mom's Friendly Delivery Company) only dream of going. (Why they were screaming and running while dreaming, we're not sure. It's probably something in the water.) In addition to the fun work environment, some of our benefits include on-board medical facilities with highly trained staff (unless that's the crewmember you're replacing... in which case, welcome aboard!), a pension plan, stock options, not having a uniform that involves kneesocks, or, indeed, any socks at all if you so wish, and an endless supply of free darkmatter. Even if you can't join our ranks today, you can take home one of two official "Planet Express" t-shirt designs. Both feature our logo, one in grey on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt, one in red and yellow on a heather grey, 90% cotton t-shirt. Has the words, "Reliable Interplanetary Delivery. Serving the Milky Way and Beyond!" Note that the printing is slightly distressed (you can see the shirt in several places), much like our employees! This shirt is slightly more fitted than our standard men's sizes.
Hang In There
Have you always wanted to visit the tallest peaks in the world? Here's your chance! Welcome to Uncharted Adventures, your fully-licensed, authentic tour operator specializing in journeys to areas of Nepal, Tibet, and the Himalayas. We strive to make this a once-in-a-lifetime experience for you. With us you can see the mountains up close and personal, from a perspective rarely granted to visitors. Your spacious train car vantage point promises to afford you spectacular views of the mountain range and provide plenty of scenic backdrops for you to remember for years to come. A train in various shades of blue with a guy dangling precariously from the last car printed down the left side of a stone blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Recursion
We think the Jargon File defines recursion best: recursion: n. See recursion. "In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion," printed in white on a 100% cotton, dark chocolate t-shirt. Note: The earliest version of this shirt had a period at the end before we thought better of it. So if you get one with a period, cherish it. It's a limited edition.
Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Babydoll
We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it works and why it's superior to your standard-grade RPS, we immediately paused the TV and went over to teh Intarwebs to do research. And indeed, we found the page by Sam Kass, the genius behind this version. His phenomenon must now be part of our life. However, none of us knew anything about this version of the game. So we ended up playing Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to figure out who had to write the copy for this shirt. It went a little something like this: Fearless Leader: "One, two, three, SHOOT!" Rules Lawyer: "What's that?" Free Thinker: "It's a zombie." Rules Lawyer: "There is no Zombie in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock." Free Thinker: "Braaaaaainsssss." Rules Lawyer: "There are no Brains in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock." Merchant Monkey: "Lizard and Spock have Brainnnnnnnsssss." Second Merchant: "Right. And Rock bludgeons Zombie into a small pile of blood, teeth, and hair." Free Thinker: "Awwww." Fearless Leader: "Are you two done? Okay. Again. One, two, three, SHOOT!" Rules Lawyer: *raised eyebrow* Free Thinker: "It's the Large Hadron Collider." The symbols for Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock in a circle (with arrows for reference on what beats what) on a cotton, royal blue babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Also available in a women's classic cut if you'd prefer more generous proportions.
High Council of the Time Lords
You know the High Council of the Time Lords? Not exactly known for their fashion sense. They're big into lamé. Plus the floor-length robes with make mobility complicated. And they have that huge collar with the silly headpiece that makes it impossible to blend in. We can just hear Michael Kors intoning as one walks the runway, "She looks like she belongs in a Vegas church choir." We had the option to get this in a mustard yellow with a red print. It had a sort of all-over-condiment feel to it. The vendor who holds the license, fortunately, let us do it on something a bit more subdued. We opted for an ice grey with the Seal of Rassilon in a red reminiscent of the robes. The inscription around the seal reads, "High Council of the Time Lords • Gallifrey - Kasterborous." 100% cotton.
Hobbit Feet Socks
If you're a Hobbit, you're accustomed to walking around The Shire barefoot, letting the grass tickle your toe-hairs. Since the Shire is so clean and well-manicured, there's no fear of stepping on something unpleasant on your way to elevensies at Bag End. If you yearn to live amongst the Hobbits, you'll have to start by growing some hair on your feet. Yes, even if you're a girl. (Use some conditioner on it and it'll be nice and silky!) Don't want to grow foot hair but still want to try to pass yourself off as one of the Shirelings? Slip on these fantastic toe socks and you'll do just fine. Product Specifications Toe socks that give you hairy feet Brown hair curls knit into the top of the foot Materials: 85% cotton, 10% nylon, 5% elasthane Size: One size fits most adults
Jean Grey Phoenix Costume Babydoll
Channel your inner Jean Grey and call out to the Phoenix Force with this shirt! The great thing about this tee is that it'll keep coming back into style over and over again. (Just wait for new editors to get hired.) Jean Grey costume printed on one side of a green cotton babydoll (fitted) shirt. Jean Grey not your style? Try Dark Phoenix on for size. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
Miracle Max's Pharmacy
The best part about being a miracle worker is that you're not tied down to the rules and regulations of traditional medicine. Hippo-what Oath? Whatever. If there's a noble cause, like ruining the wedding of the king's stinking son who fired you, then you can do whatever it takes to bring the mostly dead back to life. And if the mostly dead turns out to be all dead, you can scrounge around in his pockets for loose change. Maybe even enough money to buy a delicious MLT, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.... But we digress. The handbill printed on this 100% cotton, sand-colored shirt is a movable advertisement for Miracle Max's services. Discounts for noble causes. Hie-diddle-ick dal-da-naysha!
Linux
We'll use the more than apt description of Linux from ESR's Jargon File: Linux /lee'nuhks/ or /li'nuks/, not /li:'nuhks/ n. The free Unix workalike created by Linus Torvalds and friends starting about 1991. The pronunciation /li'nuhks/ is preferred because the name `Linus' has an /ee/ sound in Swedish (Linus's family is part of Finland's 6% ethnic-Swedish minority) and Linus considers English short /i/ to be closer to /ee/ than English long /i:/. This may be the most remarkable hacker project in history -- an entire clone of Unix for 386, 486 and Pentium micros, distributed for free with sources over the net (ports to Alpha and Sparc and many other machines are also in use). Linux is what GNU aimed to be, and it relies on the GNU toolset. But the Free Software Foundation didn't produce the kernel to go with that toolset until 1999, which was too late. Other, similar efforts like FreeBSD and NetBSD have been technically successful but never caught fire the way Linux has; as this is written in 2001, Linux is seriously challenging Microsoft's OS dominance. It has already captured 31% of the Internet-server market and 25% of general business servers. Black shirt with the word 'linux' written with a mirror image on the front and 'Tux' the Linux mascot on the back. Tux logo by Larry Ewing.
SeV Revolution Plus Coat
You know what our Canadian customers kept saying? After "why is shipping so much?" (our palletmonkeys arranged it a few months back so that y'all have more options now, BTW). The other thing they kept saying was, "We need a warmer coat!" We listened. The SeV Revolution Plus is for all of our northern geeks who have been looking for a more srs coat. It's still got all the gadget pockets SeV is known for (26!!!), but now it also has quilted insulation in the lining. It's made from 100% water-resistant polyester with sealed seams to keep your gadgets from developing frostbite. And it comes with removable sleeves and hood if you want to keep your core warm but let your extremities all hang out. This black, 100% polyester coat features 26 pockets, SeV's patented Personal Area Network (PAN) for wire management, their Weight Management System combined with NoBulge which keeps it from looking like you're carrying an entire Radio Shack in your jacket. Clear touch pockets make it so that you can activate your iPad or iPhone through the fabric; sizes Medium and up can hold iPad in the designated PadPocket. Machine washable. Hang to dry to prevent the clear touch pockets from melting. (Details about how you can potentially toss it in the dryer ship with the coat, but it's always safe to hang dry.) Also, the coat does not come with all the tchotchke shown in the x-ray view. That's just so you can see where things go. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. These are the measurements of the person wearing the coat, not the coat itself. S M L XL XXL XXXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in. Waist 30 in. 34 in. 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Neck 14 1/2 in. 15 1/2 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in. Sleeve* 32 1/2 in. 33 1/2 in. 34 1/2 in. 35 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. Center Back Length** 29 1/4 in. 30 1/4 in. 31 1/4 in. 32 1/4 in. 33 1/4 in. 34 1/4 in. * With arm slightly bent at the elbow, measure from the center back at neck to shoulder point, down the outside of arm to wrist. ** From high point of shoulder (where shoulder meets neck) to bottom. If you find yourself between sizes, we recommend you order up. After all, you'll probably be wearing winter clothing under this a lot of the time, right?
The Ultimate Inequation
There are countless formulas and maxims out there in the universe of math, physics and more -- The Pythagorean Theorem, a basic differential equation, E=mc2, and the definition of Pi are ones that many of us know (or at least knew at one point). Well, here at ThinkGeek Research Labs™, we have toiled for many years and have finally come up with what we like to call "The Ultimate Inequation®". The Ultimate Inequation is a highly complex and well-documented representation of the basic premise of superiority shared by many a geek, gamer, or hacker. Put simply, the Ultimate Inequation is i > u. Q.E.D. 100% cotton t-shirt in heavyweight black (suprised ya, didn't we?). "i > u" is printed on the front in white. Ain't simplicity grand?
One Does Not Simply Telnet into Mordor
One does not simply Telnet into Mordor. Really, you should SSH in if you don't want the Nazgul watching your every move. No, okay. You can't SSH in either. You can't use any of the other app layer client-server protocols. Trust us. We tried. So much for using a remote shell to reboot the Eye of Sauron. Man, I hope the eyeball server team picks up their on-call phone, cause I do not want to walk there. Wait. What? Why not? "One does not simply Telnet into Mordor." in white ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Octopus Cardigan
What would you do with eight arms? At first, we thought, "FOUR LAPTOPS!" Then we realized that we still only had one pair of eyes. Now we're thinking two laptops, an iPod, some knitting, and one arm left for scratching any itches that arise. (Ever notice how you always get itchy whenever your hands are full or nail polish is drying? Pesky!) This Octopus Cardigan is for two-armed lifeforms, specifically humanoid. It is 100% cotton black colored cardigan with green Octopus design. See the chart below to select your size. S M L XL Chest 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 41 in. Length 16 in. 16 1/4 in. 16 1/2 in. 16 3/4 in.
U.S.S. Enterprise Ship Diagram
"Scotty, you're my chief engineer. You know everything about that ship that there is to know, more than the men who designed it. If you can't tell the difference between a Constitution and a Galaxy-class starship, you're fired." There are moments when one is hurtling through the galaxy at unsafe speeds that mistakes are made and lives are lost. This is why it is important for all Starfleet cadets to pay very close attention during lectures on vessel identification. Quickly establishing the correct classification of both friendly and hostile vessels is one of the basic skills required of all Starfleet officers. To help young cadets in their course of study, we are pleased to present this finely detailed schematic of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701. First captained by Robert April, the Enterprise entered service in 2245 and served the United Federation of Planets for 40 years. Intense examination of the history of the ship, including all missions and crew members, are greatly encouraged for the lessons learned in the past are bound to serve young officers well in the course of their duties. 100% cotton cream colored t-shirt with U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 ship diagram printed in black. * This copy hereby edited under Starfleet General Order 5. Any previous errors shall be stricken from the record.
Judge Dredd Uniform
Cursed Earth: an irradiated wasteland full of drugs, crime, and a heck of a lot of violence. It's up to Judge Dredd, an officer, judge, jury, and executioner, to take down one of the city's filthiest criminals, Ma-Ma. With his fellow Judges corrupted and backup nowhere to be found, it's up to Dredd to bring down the gavel and deliver justice. 100% cotton heather charcoal colored t-shirt with Judge Dredd Uniform prints on the sleeves and top left of the chest.
ThunderCats Ho!
We were pondering. What would happen if the geek cats of the mid-eighties meet the geek cats of today? And so, without further ado, we present to you the basic plot to ThunderCats as written in LOLCat: Da residents of Thundera sez, "Nooo! They be stealin mah home planet!!!" K. Not so much stealin as splodin. This scares ThunderKittehs. ThunderKittehs sez, "It can be evacuation tiem now?" Jaga da Wize sez, "srsly." Gets all da ThunderKittehs to leave in a ship. Da Mootants of Plun-Darr attack da ThunderKittehs. Do Not Want! Da ThunderKittehs wins but monorail gets derailed in process. Next stop: Third Earth. Third Earth long way off. Many Caturdays will pass before dey get dere. ThunderKittehs sez, "Oh noes!" Jaga puts ThunderKittehs in bukkits of suzpended animashun. In case you not know, Jaga is Serious Cat. Jaga's in ur ship steerin' for Third Earth. Before dey get dere, Jaga says, "kthxbye" and goes away (don't cry -- will return as Invisible Jaga later). Lion-O wakes up furst and sez, "The Sword of Omens. Let me show you it." The other ThunderKittehs wakes up and sez, "Oh hai." Turns out, Lion-O's bukkit was doin it wrong, so he's not a kitten anymoar. The ThunderKittehs settle in to Third Earth. They meet other races and make friends wif dem. And when other races say "halp!" da ThunderKittehs are da first to say "Wut?" Also, da bad guys attack da ThunderKittehs. Da ThunderKittehs win, cause dey da good guys. Eventually, Lion-O sez, "I can has leadership?" And other ThunderKittehs sez, "ORLY?" Lion-O sez, "Plz?" Other ThunderKittehs sez, "Challunges. We has dem." Lion-O sez, "Goin to Mumm-Ra's Pyramid. BRB." And Lion-O becomes Lord of da ThunderKittehs. And dey live happily evr after, least for one mor season. The Eye of Thundera (aka the Thundercats logo) printed in red on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Enough Social Interaction
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with "social," it better end with "networking sites." Pretty much whenever we're out in public, geeks take a circumstance penalty to our CHA-based skills (except Handle Animal), and if you want to land some sort of bonus to offset that, you'd have to down a lot of alcohol or wear a shirt that forewarns people of the situation in a humorous manner and automatically breaks the ice with no effort whatsoever on your part. Oh wait. That's what this is! How convenient is that? This is a 100% cotton charcoal grey t-shirt with the declaration "You read my t-shirt. That's enough social interaction for one day." printed in white upon it.
Electronic Drum Kit Shirt
We could do what those other supposedly geeky apparel companies do and print a regular t-shirt with a cool looking picture of a drum kit on the front... then say it was trendy, make a few Rock Band references and try to convince you to buy it. But we don't roll like that. At ThinkGeek we know you expect innovative new products and we're here to pony up the goods. So, how about an electronic t-shirt with a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front? That's right. Hit the drums on this shirt with your finger and they play through the built in speaker... simple but amazing. With 7 different drum sounds you're ready for a personal drum solo on your chest.
Baby Dragon Earring Studs
Sometimes you just gotta capture yourself a metallic dragon (or two) and attach them to your head. Why? Maybe you're showing off your Targaryen bloodline. Maybe you're secretly a Dovahkiin. Or maybe you just think dragon hatchlings are adorable and want to keep them close. All we know is that you don't want to upset these little guys, cause if they use their cone of cold into your ear, you're going to have brain freeze worse than the coldest Slurpee you've ever had. Note that these earrings are immune to neither acid nor cold, so please handle with care. These tiny dragons, made from English pewter, are a little under 1/2" tall and wide, and a little over 1/2" deep (including the post). Each weighs just over 1/3 of an ounce. For our customers with nickel allergies: the dragons are made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. It is free of both lead and nickel. The post is surgical-steel, which is a mixture of chromium, nickel and molybdenum. The back is plastic.
STFU University
Whether you went to college or not (or "university" as you Europeeps are wont to call it), you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school. It doesn't matter if you want to put a sticker on your car, paint your chest with funny letters, or wear a furry animal suit at sporting events. If you love your school you'll find a way to show it. Well, we've teamed up with the fine folks over at STFUniversity to provide an outlet to show a little school spirit. STFU is our favorite institution, and though many of us attended other universities around the world, we're encouraging as many people as we can to embrace STFU and its ideals. Tuition is cheap at STFU, in fact it's free. There are no books to buy, and since there's no physical campus, you can study as little or as often as you like; though we think you'll find the more you immerse yourself in the STFU lifestyle, the happier and more fulfilled all our lives will be. 100% cotton, heavyweight t-shirt in Navy blue. "STFU" and "Subsiste Sermonem Statim" printed on the front with a strangely-gagged mascot in white, orange, and blue. There is a 'distressed' effect on the whole design for maximum University appeal. For the non-Latin-inclined, the motto translates to "Stop Talking Now." And, of course the year the University was founded is 1337. No qualms there we are certain.
Harry Potter Hogwarts Logo
"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old and bald, Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with filling, With some interesting stuff, For now they're bare and full of air, Dead flies and bits of fluff, So teach us things worth knowing, Bring back what we've forgot, Just do your best, we'll do the rest, And learn until our brains all rot." 100% cotton green colored t-shirt with Hogwarts Logo.
Captain Hammer T-Shirt
He's everyone's favorite narcissist: the dashingly handsome Captain Hammer, who craves adoration and is always ready to fight for what's right - as long as it doesn't muss up his hair. He's a multitasking super hero, battling Dr. Horrible, flirting with the ladies and showing his well-toned body to best advantage.* Lucky for Hammer, he has us to keep him flexing in style, with the Captain Hammer T-Shirt. Quantum Mechanix worked with Dr. Horrible costume designer Shawna Trpcic to exactly replicate the shirt worn by Nathan Fillion in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. We're not only using a shirt that's an exact match for the screen-used costume piece, the Captain Hammer logo is printed using the exact same graphic file Ms. Trpcic used created for the original shirt. Captain Hammer logo on a dark grey 100% cotton t-shirt. * Just give him a sec to strike a pose.
Shirt of Ultimate Disambiguation
As seen on The IT Crowd! We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versatile. Works in a wide variety of situations. While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you. So many opportunities for "No." So little time. "No." printed in white across the chest of a black, 100% cotton shirt. It's like the adult version of Milo Oblong's shirt. Slightly more subtle, but no less true.
Slytherin Coat of Arms Babydoll
Do you want to do great things? Write a great screenplay, knit a great cardigan, shred a great guitar solo, grow great, big watermelons that win the prize at the county fair? Well, friend, you're going to want to be in House Slytherin. Unless you're a mudblood. Y'all can go to one of those lesser houses. We don't need your kind here. This green babydoll (fitted) shirt with the Slytherin emblem printed on it is 100% cotton. Says Slytherin across the shoulders on the back, so you're identifiable from both sides. Two white and one black hockey stripe printed on each shoulder. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not allow your house-elves to iron. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
Periodic BaCoN
Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian. We suggest bacontarianism as an alternative to your already presumably alternative eating habits. Plus, it kind of sounds like a religion. So when someone asks what you believe in, you can say, "Bacon." The chemical formula for bacon (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS bacon... we do NOT recommend you attempt to eat this combination of elements), Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen, printed with their atomic properties in white on a charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Johnny
Mmmm... how about a nice tall glass of sulfuric acid? Don't be like Johnny - study your chemistry and avoid certain death! Our "Johnny" shirt is a classic chemistry joke you can wear rather than put in your sig for geek creds. Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20 was H2SO4. 100% cotton, heavyweight tan t-shirt. Poem and image of poor Johnny printed on the front in dark brown and light blue.
Robots
Super7's Robot shirt is like a Rorschach test in two ways. You can ask folks what they see in the pattern (greygoo being the correct answer for sane people) and you can also ask them which robots they can identify to figure out what type of geeks they are. Which ones can YOU identify? The silhouettes of 20 different robots in grey on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Spoiler alert! Need help identifying the robots? (Drag your mouse across the below to highlight the text.) Starting with the middle top robot and working on the right side, clockwise, inward, we have: Maria from Metropolis V.I.N.C.E.N.T. from The Black Hole Twiki from Buck Rogers B.O.B. from The Black Hole Omnidroid from The Incredibles 1-Rover-1 from Battle of the Planets The Terminator from Terminator HAL 9000 from 2001 Classic Cylon Centurion from the original Battlestar Galactica Maximilian from The Black Hole The Robot from Lost in Space Robbie the Robot from Forbidden Planet Gort from The Day the Earth Stood Still The (eponymous) Iron Giant 7-Zark-7 from Battle of the Planets R2-D2 from Star Wars Bender from Futurama A Dalek from Doctor Who a "Gonk" (Power Droid) from Star Wars C-3PO from Star Wars
Refill Required Baby Creeper
Babies are always up to something. They have things to do. Places to be (such as the crib). Fingers to stick in light sockets if you're not careful. If they don't have a full bottle at all times, they might just conk out, and then where would you be? It's all fun and games until you pick up 100 db wailing through the monitor. Let's face it. If baby ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. This is an authentic Glennz design, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% baby rib cotton lap-sleeve creeper, this design features a milk bottle with dangerously low power level symbols. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's offerings, so be sure to check below before selecting a size. Size 6 Mo. 12 Mo. 18 Mo. 24 Mo. Chest 14" 16" 18" 20" Length 13" (creeper) 14" (creeper) 15" (creeper) 15 3/4" (creeper) Weight (lb) 7 - 15 lb 16 - 22 lb 23 - 27 lb 28 - 30 lb
Extreme Monkey-Powered Awesomeness Enclosed Shirt
You would think this would have been the quickest shirt from idea to warehouse. We obviously already had the art. It's on the side of almost every package that leaves our warehouse. We know the colors; it's black ink on a cardboard box. But, believe it or not, "cardboard box" isn't really a color that garment manufacturers make. There were lots of chestnuts and tans and chocolates and mochas and espressos (maybe t-shirt girl shouldn't write copy while she's hungry...). There was no cardboard to be found. We'd find a color that worked for the men, but then we couldn't get it for ladies or kids. Or vice versa. Finally, our screenprinter said, "You know what? How about if we custom dye y'all some shirts to match your boxes." Sent them a package from our warehouse full of caffeinated brownies, and, the next thing we knew, we had a set of shirts that's a dead-ringer for our boxes. That's a long way of saying, "here's a shirt." Timmy's head and the caveat "Warning! Extreme Monkey-Powered Awesomeness Enclosed" in black ink on this cardboard-colored, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Superheroine Sleep Tank Tops
A superwoman/supergirl needs nightwear that matches with her daywear. Keeping that in mind, we found this fabulous and cute looking sleep tanks! Now, if you get called in the middle of the night to help some folks, you won't need to waste any time to change into your costume. You can get to work right away in these costume sleep tanks! Product specifications Be Supergirl, Batgirl, or Wonder Woman 95% cotton and 5% spandex body with 100% polyester cape Sleep tanks with detachable cape Cape does not enable actual flight These sleep tank tops are made with comfy stretch fabric Note that these are intended to be your measurements. The sleep tank itself is smaller and stretches to fit these dimensions. S M L Chest 34 in. 38 in. 44 in. Front Length 32.5 in. 33.5 in. 34.5 in.
Geek Love Poem T-shirt
The eloquence of a few lines of verse can be a powerful thing. Poetry can cause you to pause and think about life. It can incite feelings of rage. A good poem can even bring you to tears. We're not sure where this one lies in the spectrum of emotional reactions, but we're thinking somewhere between a chuckle and a look of heartfelt confusion. This shirt, designed by ThinkGeek Love Labs® makes an especially good gift to one you love or love to confuse, depending on their knowledge of hex and Internet lore. roses are #FF0000 violets are #0000FF all my base are belong to you Also available in a Ladies Babydoll version! 100% cotton t-shirt in our favorite color, black. Heavyweight, preshrunk cotton tee with the lovely poem above printed on the front in white, blue, and red.
Chewie Costume Hoodie
Wow. There are bounty hunters and there are poachers out in the universe, but none like you. You caught and skinned a Wookiee and now you dare to wear his carcass around like a coat? Daaaaaaaaaaang. Are you really sure you want to invite all the other Wookiees in the universe to attack you on sight? Because that's what's going to happen. They'll never let this injustice stand! Furry Wookiee zip-up hoodie with built-in Chewbacca bandolier. The hood has drawstrings and the hoodie has two side pockets. The shell is made up of 100% polyester, lining is 60% cotton and 40% polyester. The fur used is fake fur. This hoodie is a slim fit style. So, if you are between sizes, we recommend going up a size. See sizing chart below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 41 in. 43 in. 45 in. 48 in. 51 in. Waist 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. 45 in. 48 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 in. 28 1/2 in. 29 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 1/4 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 26 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 in.
Hello Schröddy
What is it with cats and boxes? Despite all the talk of potentially dead cats, Schrödinger must have been a fan of the feline. He knew the perfect container for a cat was a box. Dog, not so much. Cat? May never come out. Which is sort of the point of the thought experiment. The cat might be both there and also not, but we know the box will remain on your shirt as long as you take care when washing it. Cuteness guaranteed. Live cat, not so much. "Hello Schröddy" in black with a white box and a red bow on a pink babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: Don't want to have to explain this shirt to strangers? Fear no more! We now have free Schrödinger's Cat Pocket Cards to go with your shirt. They're perfect to print out and keep in your wallet so you can hand them out and make your escape while said strangers are busy reading.
House Stark Shirt
"There are five pups," he told Father. "Three male, two female." "What of it, Jon?" "You have five trueborn children," Jon said. "Three sons, two daughters. The direwolf is the sigil of your House. Your children were meant to have these pups, my lord." - Jon Snow and Eddard Stark, A Game of Thrones This shirt bears a snarling, grey direwolf, the symbol of the house of Stark of Winterfell from George R.R. Martin's epic trilogy series A Song of Ice and Fire. The text reads "Winter is Coming," House Stark's motto, and beneath "Stark" and "A Game of Thrones" in smaller typeface. This is a creamy, off-white, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed Game of Thrones apparel.
Crystal Cube Firejewel Necklace
There are a couple of ways a girl can get that "glow" people talk about: 1. Get pregnant. We hear this is a sure-fire way to glow. Of course, it involves several complications, some of which will be with you for the rest of your life. Possibly living in your basement. 2. Expose yourself to low levels of radiation. This one's nice because you might get a bonus super-power with it. But, once again, it leaves you with lifelong issues. Course it might not be that long if you pick the right irradiated materials. 3. Pick up one of these: the Crystal Cube Firejewel Necklace. If number three sounds like the option for you, we'll fill you in. It's a solitaire necklace with a single AB-coated* 10 mm Swarovski crystal as its focal point. Inside that crystal is a tiny LED. The 17" neckwire which creates that hip, floating "illusion" look is also functional. It carries the current from the clasp, inside which is housed three easy-to-replace, LR41/AG3 batteries. When you close the clasp, it creates a circuit and voila. To cut off the current, just disconnect or reverse the clasp. You glow. Each necklace comes in a small gift box. Choose between a white, blue, pink, or violet** LED. Batteries included. * We took this opportunity to look up finally what "AB-coated" means, and it's pretty cool so we thought you might like to know. It stands for Aurora Borealis, so named for the changing colors reflected in the result. That unique, iridized look is achieved by blasting the crystal in a vacuum chamber with a vapor of metal atoms. Neat, eh? ** The wavelength of the violet is 415 nanometers. That means it's almost in the ultraviolet spectrum. When it sparkles, it occasionally messes with your eyes and almost disappears. It's our favorite. For our customer with nickel allergies, this product is Nickel free.
The Wesley Crushers Bowling Shirt
Sheldon's creation of The Wesley Crushers (no, not The Wesley Crushers, The Wesley CRUSHers) made us wonder if we could come up with additional geeky bowling team names. When we're not working on our world domination strategy at ThinkGeek HQ, this is the sort of stuff we do. Or possibly the geeky bowling team is part of our world domination strategy. We'd have to kill you if we told you any more, so let's get down to some additional Star Trek themed bowling team names: The Away Team Designated Red Shirts To BOWLdly Go Pin Farr The Trouble with Triples Team Me Up, Scotty This yellow and black work shirt features the Wesley Crushers logo on the back. Front pocket. Sleeve trim, pocket detail, bottom of shirt, and collar all in black. 60% rayon, 40% polyester. Machine wash cold. Lay flat or hang to dry if you want it to keep its shape. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 42 in. 45 in. 48 1/2 in. 52 1/2 in. 55 in. Length 30 in. 31 1/2 in. 32 in. 33 in. 33 1/2 in. Sleeve Length 12 in. 12 1/2 in. 13 in. 13 1/2 in. 14 in.
Kingdom Hearts Hoodie
When you're on the road stealing people's organs, it's important to pack light. Do you know how much Gummi Ships charge today to check that garment bag in which you stowed your long black hooded trench coat? A lot. It's more reasonable to schlep this portable version around: the Kingdom Hearts Hoodie. This custom fleece creation extends down to your hips, enough to make you evil from the waist up. It has a large grey plastic zipper, a huge hood (for maximum skulkiness), two front pockets integrated into the tailoring, beading on the pullstring, and the signature Organization XIII ornamentation across the front, which attaches with toggles for easy removal. As an added bonus, the cuffs have a thumb hole detail, which creates a unique look and guarantees your sleeves won't ride up when you're brandishing your weapon. Before you don this coat, you're required to come up with your Organization XIII name. Andrea, our merchandising assistant and Final Fantasy Fangirl, is Draxane. My Nobody version name is Xagern. Cause Gaxern just sounds like somebody needs the Heimlich. For the Kingdom Hearts Naming System-impaired, it's is an anagram of your first name with an X thrown in for good measure. Note: This product runs small. Please reference the table below to choose your size. Please note the chart refers to the measurements of the wearer, not the hoodie. S M L XL XXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. Waist 30 in. 34 in. 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. Sleeve Length 25 in. 26 in. 26.5 in. 27 in. 27 in.
Compiling
Based on xkcd's Compiling comic, this shirt increases your programming and swordfighting skills to 18. Note: The first decoration the Code Monkeys + our token BOFH undertook when we got to the new office was to abscond with the projector, blow this comic up huge on a piece of foam core, and take some markers to it. And a fine job they did, indeed, while their code was compiling. "I'm not slacking off. My code's compiling." on the front with office swordfighting on the back in white on a black 100% t-shirt.
Star Trek Uniform Ladies' Cycle Jersey
When it was clear that Kirk was losing his physical edge, his crew got some money together and bought him a bike. Every now and then, when they were docked for repairs or just to stretch their legs, they made their Captain work up a sweat. After a year or so, Kirk got into great shape and challenged the remainder of his crew to a race. But, when they found out he asked Scotty to beam him a few miles ahead, well, that's when the fight music started. When you're on shore leave, trade in your warp nacelles for two wheels, and hit the dusty streets and trails of planet Earth. Our new bicycle Jersey is made of space-age ultra-dry micro fiber, which wicks away moisture and repels odor. Product Specifications Space-age micro-fiber bicycle jersey Wicks away moisture, keeping you cool and dry Odor-blocking material keeps you fresh all day Hidden zipper down the front Accessory and water pouch in the back Form-fitting for maximum comfort SMLXL2XL3XL Chest35 - 36"37 - 38"39 - 40"41 - 42"43 - 44"47 - 49" Waist28 - 29"30 - 31"32 - 33"34 - 35"36 - 37"47 - 49" Hip38 - 39"40-41"42 - 43"44 - 45"46 - 47"53 - 55" Arm Opening (top of sleeve)18"19"20"21"22"25"
Firefly Logo Babydoll
We like Firefly. You like Firefly. This here's a Firefly all official-like t-shirt. If you were fixin' to buy yourself one of them Firefly shirts to fill out your wardrobe or that of one of your fine companions (in quotes or out, we're not particular), we'd appreciate it if you bought it from our fine stock here at ThinkGeek. Much obliged. The Firefly logo on a brown babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note that this is a lighter brown than its men's counterpart.
Boba Fett Hoodie
So this Boba Fett hoodie ain't made of duraplast. And it doesn't have an armor liner. It is not going to protect you from blasts, fire, acid, poisons, or corrosive substances. However, it will protect you from chill in your standard movie theater or in the office when your boss, who has the only thermostat, decides the building should be a walk-in freezer and then leaves for the day. Our previous version of this hoodie had all the details printed on in plastisol. This new, improved version still has some printing, but many of the details are done in embroidery. It's a nice touch. However, the back on this version is blank. You will have to provide your own rocket pack. BYORP. (Funny. That's also the noise we make when we've had too much at the cantina. But we digress.) Long-sleeve, full-zip hooded sweatshirt is 60% cotton / 40% polyester. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. Note that although there are designs on the hood, the zipper extends only to the neck and does not include the hood. The eyes on the sides of the hood are self-fabric (i.e. not mesh and see-through). We recommend that you turn the hoodie inside out before washing in cold water and lay flat to dry.
Biohazard Creeper
Technically urine, feces, saliva, sputum, nasal secretions, sweat, tears, and vomit don't qualify as biological waste unless they contain fluid blood or a known infectious pathogen. Try telling that to a first time parent changing a diaper, though. On the plus side, in terms of proper waste handling there's already disposable padding added for absorption, and the waste comes packaged in a leakproof (theoretically) container. Of course, you might be the cloth diapering type, in which case we recommend you set your at-home autoclave (the washing machine) to the sterilization cycle for at least 30 minutes. Biohazard symbol printed in black on a yellow 5 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton. Short sleeves with lap shoulders. Reinforced three-snap closure.
Doctor Who Deluxe 12' Scarf
When a Whovian discovers a friend is a knitter, it is very, very tempting to ask them to make you a Doctor Who scarf. On behalf of most knitters out there, we say, please don't. We love Doctor Who as much as you and you might notice that we don't even have a Doctor Who scarf for ourselves. There's a reason: it takes forever and it's all knit stitches, so it's pretty boring. In fact, when made in worsted weight yarn, a 12 foot long Tom Baker scarf contains 56,448 knit stitches. That means someone is cursing you 56,448 times while holding pointy sticks. Catch our drift? Embrace laziness and keep your knitter friends by picking up the Doctor Who Deluxe 12' Scarf. Use it to complete your Tom Baker costume for convention season or wear it as your regular scarf in chilly weather. It's long enough to wrap at least twice around the average neck, with plenty of dangle to spare. Just don't get it caught in the TARDIS door, okay? Product Specifications Tom Baker scarf for fans of Doctor Who 12 feet loooooooooonnnnng Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Materials: 100% polyester Love your scarf: Hand wash, please.
GeekDad Shirt v2.0
This is a shirt in celebration of GeekDad, where being a geek and being a parent come together in a gravity well so strong not even light can escape. GeekDad is all about parenting in the digital age: geek parents raising offspring in their own geeky image. And here at ThinkGeek we're all in favor of more geeks. GeekDad with kids in the theater watching a starfield crawl which reads "Geekdad.com / Raising Geek Generation 2.0 / Episode IV comes first - it's just good parenting..." on the front and a GeekDad tag cloud on the back of a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Minecraft Diamond In the Rough
Sweden. Source of tasty meatballs, flat-packed furniture, and Hans. Also, home of Mojang AB, the company that provides our current addiction, Minecraft. But you already knew that. However, did you know that the impossible object on this shirt is also Swedish in origin? Yep. Created in 1934 by Oscar Reutersvärd, the tribar optical illusion in question makes this what our Bacon Salt Merchant calls "The Headache Shirt." Don't mind him. He's just bitter that pigs drop pork which can be turned into cooked porkchops but not bacon. Which is a good thing. Because if there were virtual bacon in Minecraft, we'd never see him again. Nine blocks of diamond ore arranged in a tribar on this black, 100% cotton t-shirt. By purchasing this shirt, you agree that ThinkGeek waives responsibility for any headaches it might or might not induce. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of this shirt. We recommend you stick with the pickaxe.
Electronica Nail Polish
What? Did you hear that ThinkGeek is carrying ORLY nail lacquers? RLY, it's true. Electronica:Surge forward into a world of hard-wired emotion with a live stream of techno color at your fingertips. Replicate your inspiration and let your impulses go berserk. Here's our take on the Electronica collection: Decoded: An industrial gray creme. Totally opaque with two coats. A bit warmer than Zoya Kelly, a bit less blue than Sephora by OPI Break A Legwarmer. Preamp: Blue-toned pink with gold/pink glassfleck. A bit duochromish. It's hard to find a pink exactly like this one! (Tip: It also looks great layered over a dark pink or fuchsia.) Shockwave: Blue creme. A bit warmer than China Glaze Man Hunt, a little deeper than Pure Ice French Kiss, and a thicker formula than OPI Dating a Royal (fewer coats!). Synchro: Deep rose/golden jelly base with blue duochrome shimmer. We love Synchro when it's layered OVER Decoded (very vampire!) or Shockwave (shimmery blue/purple). Which color is your favorite? Tell us your experiences with these colors in the comments below! Product Specifications Nail lacquers from ORLY (RLY!) Electronica line is inspired by technology Award-winning Gripper Cap makes ORLY polishes easy to apply ORLY lacquers are free of DBP, formaldehyde, and toluene Choose: Decoded (gray), Preamp (pink), Shockwave (blue), or Synchro (rose/gold) Each bottle contains 0.6 ounces of shockingly awesome nail lacquer
meh
As seen on The IT Crowd! Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new 'meh' shirt, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but sometimes indifference wins and creativity loses. In this case, we gave the writing job to our primary apparel merchant. The best she managed was to write "meh" on the back of a chinese delivery menu. The gadget merchant spent the day drawing doodles in it (after ordering Hunan Beef of course), consisting mostly of stick figures wielding swords. The computing merchant made the most progress: he wrote "t-shirt." He handed the menu to the general manager. She misplaced it in the stacks of other food menus in the kitchen, so we had to start all over. It was then delegated to the customer service monkeys, but they became so unmotivated, they forgot to eat and regretfully expired. The graphic designer made a coffee stain on the menu and turned it into a drawing of a vampire cat, but that was no help at all. Finally, we locked ourselves in the conference room with a case of Bawls and the Office Space DVD for inspiration. Days went by and finally, a breakthrough. We now present to you the result of our toil. The description of our shirt: Meh. It's a t-shirt. 100% cotton black heavyweight t-shirt. "meh." printed on the front in white. Apathy included! And if you don't know what "meh." means, perhaps your life just doesn't properly suck.
Tech Support Staff
No matter how many times you break out the "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt, there are some people who just won't pay attention. They assume you're wearing that funny shirt for someone else. Those other people. The annoying ones. Any protestation will be wasted on these types. You ought to at least get credit for helping their sorry butts. This is what they see you as. Call them out for it. Also, on a less-cynical note, this would be a great shirt to wear to an event where you actually want and need to be identified as the Tech Support. Dual-purpose, if you will. The chest of this 100% cotton black shirt has a small logo made of a power symbol and a two-button mouse (chill out Appleaphiliacs) with a red plus symbol / cross thing and the words "Tech Support" in white. The back declares "STAFF Tech Support" also in white.
Keep out of Direct Sunlight
As seen on MythBusters! Do you sometimes feel that you ought to have come into this world with some basic instructions? We frequently do. Life would be so much easier if everybody had a manual and everybody took the time to RTFM. Sure, as a result life might be a tad more prosaic, but there's no doubt it would be more efficient. And an efficient life means more time playing games. So us folks here at ThinkGeek Tshirt Labs (TM) toiled and pulled our hair out trying to come up with a single simple maxim to help ensure you stay on the right path in life. And here it is. Maxim #1. 100% Cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase 'Keep out of direct sunlight' emblazoned on the front in white. Never needs watering!
Victorian Pocket Watch Pendant
If we could save time in a bottle, we'd probably do so until the bottle got full and then we'd ask for a TARDIS. Or we'd mix the bottle of time with various other things in our lab in an attempt to blast to the past, or the future, or wherever steampunk is. Maybe it's a bit of both. This miniature pocket watch dangles from a chain about your neck. It's a pocket locket, but don't put it in your pocket. Put it around your neck and show it off because it's really awesome. This locket features an antique brass finish and a circular opening on the lid that lets you see the time without having to open it. It comes with a matching 32" chain with adjustable clasp. Your steampunk outfit is now complete! Product Specifications Locket pocket watch that is too pretty for a pocket Hangs around your neck on a 32" chain Antique brass finish Circular opening on the lid lets you see the time Real quartz movement: it's a working watch!
Transformers Decepticon Logo
Imagine being able to transform yourself to any weapon or vehicle. What would you like to be? Think hard. Just remember the end goal: we've got to conquer Cybertron, get rid of the Autobots, collect as much energon as possible, develop some cool and powerful weapons, and beat up everybody! You're probably not going to do that if you transform into a squirt gun. Not even a SuperSoaker. A fire hydrant would be great for water pressure, not so great for mobility. A fire truck? Now we're talking! 100% cotton black colored t-shirt with decepticon logo printed in grey.
Tree of Gondor
Gondor! Gondor, between the Mountains and the Sea! West Wind blew there; the light upon the Silver Tree Fell like bright rain in gardens of the Kings of old. O proud walls! White towers! O winged crown and throne of gold! O Gondor, Gondor! Shall Men behold the Silver Tree, Or West Wind blow again between the Mountains and the Sea? - The Two Towers, Book III, Chapter II We are history buffs at ThinkGeek. But not all of it is real history. Some of it is the history of fictional places like Middle-earth (or Azeroth, or Faerûn). In fact, some of us know our fictional history a lot better than we know our real history. Which would be embarrassing, if we valued the opinions of people who think our hobbies are embarrassing. (Spoiler: we don't!) This navy t-shirt features the royal standard of Gondor: an image of the White Tree, surrounded by seven stars and topped with a crown. The White Tree was first planted in Minas Ithil and replanted again from seeds at Minas Anor. The crown originally symbolized Isildur's war helmet and later became the symbol of monarchy in the South-kingdom. The seven stars are for the seven ships that bore the "seeing-stones" of Elendil that were placed in the strongholds of Gondor for its Kings to use to survey their lands. A white image of the Tree of Gondor on navy 100% cotton t-shirt.
SCI: Dr. E Babydoll
Many superheroes have no idea how or why their powers work. We see this frequently with powers stemming from emotions: a pyrogenetic gets spooked and accidentally sets the place on fire. However, Dr. E is actually empowered explicitly by his deep understanding of the nature of reality itself, granting him powers of spatial-temporal manipulation. Years spent bored out of his noggin as a mild-mannered patent clerk provided insight into the phenomenon of time dilation. His ability to grasp these concepts allows him to manipulate and adjust objects' placement inside the curvature of space-time, altering reality. In general, man cannot conceive of four dimensions; Dr. E, however, can. Dr. E is a founding member of the Science Corps International. This shirt features Dr. E on a black, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Soft Kitty Dreams of Equations Babydoll
Dogs? Really want for you to be happy. That makes them happy. Cats? Not so much. You can tell from the eyes: there is more going on in your feline's head than he or she is letting on. They're often as clever as their owners (and if their owners are our customers, that's saying something), and they always seem to be plotting something. They're doing equations in their little fuzzy heads figuring out exactly how much force to use in a leap to get just the breakables to fall off the table to get your attention. There might be some quantum superpositioning involved in getting you to be in two places at once (both in bed, asleep, and also in the kitchen with the kibble). Honestly, if they had thumbs, we'd be in trouble. Soft Kitty with a thought bubble filled with equations, and math- and science-themed doodles smiles on this aqua blue, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Turing Word Cloud
Knowing that 2012 was the 100th anniversary of Alan Turing's birth, we wanted to do something to celebrate his life. But what? We tossed around a few ideas, but nothing seemed appropriate. Not dignified enough. Not grand enough. Nothing expressed at the correct scale how, had he not existed, everything in computing today would be different. There would probably still be 1s and 0s, sure, but how we conceive of artificial intelligence would be vastly different, or at least less evolved. Not to mention the course of history might have been very different had his work at Bletchley Park not happened. You understand, ja? We decided that his own words were the most fitting tribute. So a few minutes with Wordle, some extensive tweaking from our designers, and we turned out this, the text of "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," published by Turing in 1950. We grinned when we saw "behaviour," but it's how "mind" showed up inside "machine" (click on the design above) that sold it for us. A collection of the most-frequently-occuring non-common words from "Computing Machinery and Intelligence" in white, fluorescent blue, and fluorescent green on a charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. And we'll close with these words from the visionary: We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done. Indeed, sir. Indeed we can.
I'm not insane; my mother had me tested.
An officially-licensed Big Bang Theory design exclusive to ThinkGeek. You guys have been asking for this phrase on a shirt forever. And the folks who have the license (hi, Chris!) had one, but it had Sheldon's face plastered on it. And we didn't want Sheldon's face plastered on it. We already know it's a Sheldon quote. Everybody seeing us wearing it should know that, too. Well, anybody worthwhile. And if they don't, maybe it's best to make them wonder if it's actually YOU the shirt's talking about. It's got the attribution to Sheldon beneath, but they'd have to get really close to a suspected crazy person in order to read that now, wouldn't they? "I'm not insane; my mother had me tested," with Sheldon's name and all his degrees beneath in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt.
Superhero Toddler Tees
That SuperBaby in your life is showing signs of supergrowth, possibly due to ingestion of radioactive banana pudding. Either way, it's time to graduate them into SuperToddlerhood, where they'll be running faster than a speeding super-exhausted parent! If you're a GeekMom or GeekDad, you already know what hero your SuperToddler favors. But just in case you're gifting this to a SuperToddler of a friend, here's a fun guide to help you pick the right one: Batman: Bedtime? What's that? This is the kid who will jailbreak her first iPhone before she's in first grade. The Flash: Parents warn the babysitter, "DO NOT TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM OR YOU WILL LOSE HIM." Green Lantern: Likes to imagine his accessories grant him superpowers. Won't leave home without a certain special item. Superman: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... another bruise from jumping off the monkey bars. Wonder Woman: May not have a lasso, but she can get the truth out of just about anyone. What superhero is your wee geek?
Green Lantern Hockey Stripe Tee
Sometimes you just gotta put the smack down on evil. This shirt is for the sort of folks who consider it their duty to rid the universe of evil-doers, one frustrating person at a time, whether your jurisdiction is Sector 2814 or someplace farther out. We salute you. Green Lantern logo on a green t-shirt white stripes stitched on the sleeves. 100% cotton.
Bazinga! Creeper
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14.2 This 100% combed ringspun cotton creeper features the word "BAZINGA!" on red fabric. Reinforced three-snap closure and lap-sleeves.
8-Bit Hair Bow
You were a gamer before they made pink controllers. Heck, you were a gamer before there were female characters. When it was revealed that Samus Aran was a girl, you cheered while your brother stared slack-jawed at the screen. If you do play a female character in a game it's because you like her moves, not because she's the only female option. (Case in point: In SMB2, the floating power is quite convenient!) Whether you call yourself a gamer girl, grrl gamer, or just a gamer (because really, why qualify it?), this hair bow proclaims your love for your 8-bit heritage. Clip your hair back with this stylish 8-Bit Hair Bow so your tresses don't get in the way while you're aligning the perfect headshot in your favorite FPS. Product Features Pixelated hair bow makes you look better than Ms. Pacman Shiny plastic candy finish Metal spring clip on reverse Perfect for any hair style
Claptrap Costume Tee
Are you a Borderlands fan in need of an easy Halloween costume? Have we got the deal for you! Simply apply this fine t-shirt to your torso, some coordinating pants to your leg regions, and you're ready to hit the town as everyone's favorite moving target helpful robot, the CL4P-TP! Just be sure that you keep talking for the entire party, otherwise you're breaking character. Claptrap from Borderlands 2 on a gold 100% cotton t-shirt.
Officially Licensed Star Trek Boxer Briefs
Starfleet has a uniform for every occasion: regular duty, off duty, flight, special occasions... so it stands to reason that there must be officially sanctioned underpants. After all, if you're found sleepwalking down the halls of the space station, those who rescue you will need to identify your rank and station. These Officially Licensed Star Trek Boxer Briefs come in a package of three, so you'll have one each of Command Gold, Operations Red, and Science Blue. The Starfleet insignia is on your left leg. A black button on the fly enables easy access to your liquid waste removal system for when nature calls. Soft, comfortable, and sexy, these boxer briefs will help you understand why Kirk was so popular with the ladies. Product Specifications Set of three boxer briefs for fans of Star Trek One each of: Red, Blue, Gold Starfleet insignia on the left leg Button fly for an easy time at the waste station Officially licensed Star Trek apparel Materials: 100% cotton Sizes available: S - XL Small: 28 - 30 inch waist Med: 32 - 34 inch Large: 36 - 38 inch XL: 40 - 42 inch Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Wash before first use
HTTPanties
If you've ever run across a "403 Forbidden" error on a web site, it means you've either stumbled onto the wrong page, or you've been snooping where you shouldn't be! One nice thing about the Hypertext Transfer Protocol that runs the web (HTTP for short) is that it includes helpful status codes such as "404 Not Found" when a resource can't be found and "403 Forbidden" when the web site you're knocking at does not want you to come in. One rarely seen status code is the elusive "200 OK" which basically means that everything went fine, and you're seeing the page you're supposed to be seeing! We thought it sure would be handy if life came with status codes, but since it doesn't, we did the next best thing and printed them on stuff you wear. But not just any old stuff - we had to try something different, and print them on undies. So we bring you HTTPanties for the discriminating woman who would prefer a web-savvy and somewhat-direct approach in the romance department. Feeling frisky? Well then don the black "200 OK" panties and see where they take you. Alternatively, the white "403 Forbidden" style sends a very different and hopefully clear message. We think "411 Length Required" and "413 Requested Entity Too Large" are pretty self-explanatory. Our W3C Compliant HTTPanties are 100% cotton and very soft, comfortable and stretchy. They are designed to fit low and have full coverage in the back. NOTE: You may see pink and red versions of these in the action shots. Sadly, the manufacturer no longer makes these in those colors, so we've switched them all to black and white. Sizing Info: Small Medium Large Waist 25-26 in. 27-29 in. 30-32 in. Hips 34-36 in. 37-39 in. 40-42 in.
Molar Mole
Although Mole Day technically begins at 6:02 a.m. local time on 10/23 each year, we'll have to take your word for it. That's earlier than we like to be moving. Unless you're going to provide a mole of caffeine to wake us up. (With a molar mass of 194.2 g, one mole of caffeine would be enough to kill 19 normal humans or roughly 3 ThinkGeek customers, who've been working on their tolerance-levels for years.) At that hour of the day, we'd prefer to be the burrowing sort of mole. 6:02 p.m. we can totally handle, though. We'd be happy to raise a glass to chemists everywhere when Avogadro's evening number rolls around. A mole of pure water is just a sip, so we'll have to shop around for other potential liquids. With ethyl alcohol, you get basically the perfect amount for a shot, that is, if you wanted to do a shot of pure ethyl alcohol. Which, kids playing at home, you do NOT. 1) We ain't knocking back anything that's 200 proof. 2) Scientists have taught us many things, two of which are that we love our esophagi and benzene is not for human consumption. Do not want. No, seriously. Don't do it. Besides, you know what would be even better? Guacamole made with tasty, fresh Avocadros. Now that's a celebration of chemistry we can really dig into. Molé! A mole (the mammalian kind) made up of the Avogadro constant to two decimal places (6.02 x 1023) repeated over and over printed in white and black on this chestnut 100% cotton t-shirt.
Most Interesting Coder
You send Tweets without checking character count. You think the sandbox environment is for toddlers. Your resume has never been proofread. You believe merge conflicts are for highways. You are... the most interesting coder in the world. (Now, the people whose stuff you broke cause you couldn't be bothered to test it might have a *different* adjective for you.) "I don't always test my code but when I do, I do it in production" in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that you may see "I don't often test my code..." in some of the action shots. That's a first edition shirt. We've fixed that.
Doctor Who Dalek Bathrobe
Around the house, there are some things we'd like to exterminate. Moths that fly inside and then orbit our living room light. Trash cans that aren't self-emptying, dishes that aren't self-washing. But most importantly, we'd like to exterminate the shivers we get when we have to step out of a hot shower and into the cold, cold world. BRRRRR! Wrap yourself in the embrace of one of the universe's most deadly denizens: the Dalek. This toasty terry-cloth robe will show you the true warmth of deep, deep hatred. Soft and absorbent, you'll want to wear this robe all day. It may even help you in your quest to exterminate those pesky moths or the sink full of dirty dishes, but don't take our word for it. Product Specifications Exterminate post-shower shivers with this cozy Dalek robe Plush and comfortable, great for lounging around Skaro Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Materials: 100% cotton terry-cloth, soft & absorbent One size fits most: 50" around the waist, 50" long Machine washable: Wash like colors, tumble dry low
Star Wars Bounty Hunters Pixelated
In the Star Wars universe, if someone hires a bounty hunter to find you, it's not because you skipped bail. You're not going to get handcuffed and ride in the back of Dog's SUV while you repent for your sins. You're not going to get dropped off at the jail where you'll be treated humanely while incarcerated. No sir. You're going to be hunted down like the galactic scum you are by Boba Fett, IG-88, Zuckuss, or Bossk, and there's a chance you won't be coming back in one piece. If you're being tracked down by IG-88, you're definitely wanted more Dead than Alive. 100% black cotton t-shirt with Boba Fett, IG-88, Zuckuss, & Bossk printed in 8-bits
Zorg Industries Babydoll
Welcome to Zorg Industries, where we design, produce, and sell products for the military, government and law-enforcement markets, as well as the enthusiastic hobbyist. Our research and development team is second-to-none in the industry. Our design and innovative edge, like our patented Replay Button and our new Ice Cube System, are truly changing the way shooters use weapons. We have weapons for each occasion and also for all occasions, such as our latest model, the ZF-1, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. Looking to pick up your own ZF-1? Zorg Industries is proud to distribute its products locally inside the Milky Way and even to the farther-reaches of the galaxy, including the Angel Constellation, in case you find you need a new toy for your vacation. Pick up one of Zorg's fine products today; we think they'll blow you away. Zorg Industries logo on a black, babydoll (fitted) shirt. Officially-licensed Fifth Element gear.
Star Trek TOS Tunic Tees
In the 23rd century, a sleek and majestic starship slips through spacetime. Inside this fragile shell of duranium, 440 crew members skitter about, each performing their assigned duties, mostly involving passing clipboards to each other and signing them. Crew members are split into 4 departments: Operations, Sciences, Command, and The Captain, himself. Each department was color-coded with different tunics. Gold for Command, red for Ops, and blue for Sciences. The Captain, always a giant swinging ego onboard ship, wore his own color - green, with the insignia worn swaggeringly low on his hip. When on duty, every crew member wore their uniforms, but what did they wear when off-duty? Pretty much, the same shirts, just short-sleeves. Sometimes, though, they just wore them because they are so gosh-darned comfortable! Four officially licensed shirts, in command-gold, ops-red, sciences-blue, and captain-green. Each shirt has a different "flex and flock" insignia, depending on the department, all of which are on the upper-left chest, except for the captain's green shirt which places the insignia low on the hip. 100% preshrunk cotton.
Looking For A Japanese Girlfriend
Apparently there's a whole bunch of guys in the world who wouldn't mind getting attention from Japanese females in the world. This best-selling T-shirt features clear, clean text and a message that is perhaps best translated as "Now accepting applications for Japanese girlfriends." Features a nice red "rising sun of Japan" in the design. You never know what conversation this T-shirt could start, or where it might lead! 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt.
Geek Inside Maternity Shirt
Is your body the staging area for a future geek? Or do you know a gestating female mammal who's growing her own? Celebrate the miracle of birth with our Geek Inside shirt, logo emblazoned in white on future mom's belly. There'll be no question of what sort of toys to buy the little tyke with this guidance. Break out the USB-powered crib mobile, the Hoberman blocks, and the caffeine-laced pacifier. These are maternity shirts, a 100% cotton combed ringspun jersey in black with the Geek Inside logo in white across the belly. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 38 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. Waist 40 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Front Length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in. Hip 46 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in.
Zombie Snack Bib
This bib is intentionally ambiguous. Is the arrow saying that junior is a zombie snack? "Oh look, honey. Infants are on the appetizers! Oh wait. I'm a zombie. Right. *grunts* Braaaaaaainnnns." Or is junior asking for a zombie snack? As in the arrow means "insert zombie snack here." "Try new Stage 3 Sweet Potato and Brains with no added preservatives!" Buy the bib and decide for yourself. This white bib with black contrast binding around the edges features an arrow with black and green text beneath reading "zombie snack." It's made from 100% cotton terrycloth. It has a reinforced, two-snap closure for the neck. The front of the bib extends 8 inches below the neck and 9 inches across to keep brains off baby effectively.
Chell's Aperture Tank Top
Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! This stylish and highly-functional tank top is perfect for all your enrichment center and test-taking activities. It allows maximum mobility while still providing ample testing surface area. Plus, it's perfect under your free, asbestos-lined promotional t-shirt. However, you're on your own for obtaining the orange jumpsuit. You know it's a crime to destroy expensive testing equipment. We're just saying. Aperture logo printed in black on a white, 100% cotton, baby rib tank top. Also, do not get it or you covered in the repulsion gel. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Note that these are intended to be your measurements. The shirt itself is smaller and stretches to fit these dimensions. S M L XL Chest 31 in. 33 in. 37 in. 41 in. Waist 26 in. 28 in. 32 in. 34 in.
Ultimate Hoodie Microfleece
Who is the wearer of the average hoodie? Hoodies are worn by preps, goths, jocks, party boys, and of course geeks (which is why we love them) - and just about every other style known to man. Even though its color, material and cut may vary wildly - any garment with a hood attached will probably always be referred to as a "hoodie." We've found the answer to your search for the ultimate hoodie. ScotteVest's patented Personal Area Network (PAN) provides integrated wire management for iPods and other devices right in the garment. Special earbud loops keep your music within easy reach. This version is made of black, lightweight micro fleece, thick enough to keep the chill off but thin enough that you can control your devices right through the fabric. Features: 11 Pockets, Personal Area Network (PAN), Weight Management System, Magnetic Pocket Closures, Collar Loops, HangingPockets, DeepPockets, Pen/Stylus Pockets, No-Bulge Pockets, Secret Pocket, Change Pockets, Key Holder, and Bottle Holder(s). Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. These are the measurements of the person wearing the shirt, not the shirt itself. S M L XL XXL XXXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in. Waist 30 in. 34 in. 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Length 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in. Neck 14 1/2 in. 15 1/2 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in. Sleeve Length 33 in. 34 in. 35 in. 36 in. 37 in. 37 in.
Tesla vs. Edison
Yeah, so they totally made up "Tesla-cize" above, but we're pitting the two inventors against each other in a strange fact-off.* They duke it out. A winner is you! Wait. What? Tesla believed that both voice and image could be transmitted through the air. Click "Like" above if you just read that sentence over a wireless connection. He was a rocker. He rocked out. Edison had a tattoo, but also invented the engraving apparatus that was later adapted by Samuel O'Reilly into the modern rotary tattoo machine. And the number of the counting shall be three. Toward the end of his life, Tesla became obsessed with the number 3. He died in the New Yorker's suite Suite 3327. Made for each other. Edison proposed to second wife Mina in Morse Code. She also accepted in Morse. Pew pew pew! In 1934 Tesla conceived of a weapon (for national defense) which would use electrostatic repulsion to shoot a beam of particles. Death ray! Shocking. No, really. As part of his campaign to debunk alternating current, Edison encouraged the use of AC power to electrocute dogs, cats, a horse, a man, and an elephant. And filmed it. Absence makes the brain grow stronger. Edison was (mostly) deaf. Tesla was celibate. Both claimed the lack helped them work better. Tesla and Edison duke it out on the front of this chestnut brown, 100% cotton t-shirt. * We attempted to validate these using reputable sources, but strange facts have a way of being... strange. YMMV.
Come To The Dark Side We Have Bacon
It is a well-known fact, the reason there is a light and dark side is because Jedi are vegetarians. The Force is actually a dietary plan that evolved into a lifestyle back in the early days of the Galactic Federation. When some of these "Dark Siders" decided that they couldn't live without bacon, they began using the Force a different way, an "evil" way as the Jedi put it. Now, the only reason the Dark side is remotely tempting is because they have bacon; a mighty temptation indeed. 100% cotton red colored t-shirt with Darth Vader and Come to the dark side, we have bacon printed in the front.
Half Life 2 - Black Mesa
Masterpieces are not created overnight. We all know that right? Now, if you try to do anything is a rush, it is never the best output. So, if something is taking so many years to make, then can you imagine how awesome it will be? It sure is building expectations and getting people curious about the content of the game. So, what can we do. Just wait and watch and dream about spending hours with it once it arrives. Until then, all we can say: it's coming! It's coming! 90% cotton and 10% polyester heather t-shirt with Black Mesa logo and "Black Mesa Research Facility" printed in the front and "Delivering the future" printed on the back.
Batgirl Ladies' Pajama Set
We often wish people "sweet dreams" but sweet dreams are boring. We want heroic dreams: the kind where you can fly and kick the butt of Evil. The kind where the mayor gives you the key to the city and a bazillion dollars so you can open an orphanage to train future heroines. Those are the kind of dreams we wish for you and those are the kind of dreams you'll have while wearing these Batgirl PJs. 50% cotton and 50% polyester black colored knitted long sleeved top with yellow piping on the neck and Batman logo in the front. Pajama pants are black colored with and all over yellow Batman logo print. See the chart below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 37 1/2 in. 39 1/2 in. 41 1/2 in. 45 1/2 in. Front Length 24 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 1/2 in Sleeve length 27 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 in. 28 1/2 in Pants inseam 33 1/4 in. 33 1/2 in. 33 3/4 in. 34 in Pant waist 28 1/2 in. 30 1/2 in. 32 1/2 in. 34 1/2 in
Portal 2 Inter-Spatial Portal Earrings
It appears your Mom was right. There really is nothing between your ears. At least, when you're wearing these earrings, it will look as though there is a rift between your left and right ears through which a tiny test subject can travel. This pair of silver-plated enamel earrings is a must-have for any Portal fan with pierced ears. Only have one ear pierced? Give the other earring to a friend and then you'll have an instant conversation starter! Mainly though, we expect these earrings will be worn by people with two ear holes, thus making it look as though a test subject is leaping straight through your head. Product Specifications Portals dangling from your ears Test subject jumps in on one side and out the other Materials: Silver-plated enamel Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Dimensions: 1.375" (interior height), 2" (exterior height) For our customer with nickel allergies, these earrings are sliver plated and are nickel free.
Capsaicin Molecule
The stuff chilis are made of, literally. Capsaicin is responsible for that bite and that pungency which makes chili peppers (at least the hotter varieties) such a challenge to eat. One word of advice, never touch a habanero and then use the restroom without first washing your hands thoroughly. A pepper's hotness is measured in Scoville Units. Pure capsaicin is lethal stuff, as it takes a 16 million-fold dilution of pure capsaicin for it not to be present on the Scoville Organoleptic Test. 0-100 - most Bell / Sweet pepper varieties 500-2,500 - Poblano peppers 2,500-8,000 - Jalapeno peppers 10,000-23,000 - Serrano peppers 30,000-50,000 - Cayenne and Tabasco peppers 50,000-100,000 - Chiltepin peppers 100,000-350,000 - Scotch Bonnet and Habanero peppers 350,000 to 580,000 - Red Savina peppers (a variety of habanero) 855,000 to 1,050,000 - Naga Jolokia peppers 15,000,000 -16,000,000 - Pure Capsaicin Maroon, 100% cotton t-shirt with the capsaicin molecule printed in bright red on the front.
Not That Kind of Doctor
"Uh, it says on the passenger list that you're a doctor--" "I don't know what's wrong with him," said Rjinswand hurriedly. "It might be a different matter if he was a Magnox reactor of course." - The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett We have our share of medical doctors as customers, and we love you, too. But this shirt is dedicated that certain percentage of our customers (larger than the distribution in the general populace... we checked 'cause we're stats geeks) who have earned the title through a Ph.D. program. Those poor individuals, who, after they're introduced as "Doctor Suchandsuch," are immediately beset by strangers who want to tell them about their ailments. Did you know Doc Ock actually turned into a super villain after being cornered one too many times by people asking him to look at a rash? True story. "not that kind of doctor" printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Vintage Batman Skyline
Wouldn't you love to visit the Batcave? All you need is a cape and Google Maps! Wish it were that simple. The federal government may call it a "no man's land," but there are many who would want to live there, or visit, or just fly by, or... you get the idea! Imagine being able to put Gotham City on your GPS and head straight to the beautiful city, get to Batman's house, have some coffee with him, chat about all the villains, and generally find out about how he does what he does. Now, wouldn't that be awesome? Distressed Batman logo in yellow with superimposed Gotham City skyline printed on a 100% cotton, grey t-shirt.
Harry Potter 9 3/4 Babydoll
If you're a Muggle, you just don't get it. You don't see the magic that's all around you. You see a fireplace. A toilet. A solid wall. A wizard or witch sees something totally different: transportation! Just a note, magical wannabes: do not throw yourself into a fireplace, jump feet-first into a toilet, or run headlong into walls at the subway station. Just trust us on this one. 100% cotton black colored t-shirt with 9 3/4 printed in green.
n00b Creeper
When you're really close to certain people, sometimes it's hard to come up with an objective observation of them. We here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ have put together this handy little checklist of ways you can tell if your baby might be a n00b: Camping out near the spawn point. Screaming unintelligibly. Crying when he/she doesn't get his/her way. Incoherent button mashing. This 100% combed ringspun cotton creeper features the word "n00b" in white on black fabric. Reinforced three-snap closure and lap-sleeves.
Dexter Apron
While some geeks are happy to live on pizza and Mountain Dew, some of us have more sophisticated tastes. We want to make our marinara sauce from scratch, just like Grandma did. So we gather our ingredients, sharpen our knives, and... we turn the kitchen into a red spattered crime scene. It's tomato guts, we swear! For the Marinara Spatter Expert in your life, might we recommend a Dexter Apron? This black vinyl apron will keep you clean whether you're slicing up a bushel of tomatoes, a chicken carcass, or a serial killer. An adjustable neck strap ensures that all your vital body parts are covered. Be meticulously clean while you methodically follow your favorite recipes and leave no evidence that you were ever slaving away in the kitchen. Product Specifications Dexter logo apron for the serial killer fan/chef The perfect gift for fans of Showtime's show Dexter Will keep marinara spatter off your clothes Adjustable neck strap for optimal protection Made of black vinyl, one size fits most
Photosynthesis UV-Sensitive Shirt
Everybody likes photosynthesis. It's hard not to if you breathe. When we saw the new UV-sensitive ink, we knew what we had to use it for. Plus, printing the formula for photosynthesis on a shirt that reacts to sunlight is our super sneaky way of getting more Vitamin D into our customers. Here's how the shirt reads: 6CO2 + 6H2O + photons -> C6H12O6 + 6O2 Leaves and roots grow out of the formula when the shirt is exposed to UV light. The leaves and roots are visible but very faint indoors. The whole glorious mess is printed on an eco-friendly 100% certified organic cotton, 4.3 oz. natural (off-white) t-shirt. For maximum life of the design, machine wash cold, inside out. Do not iron. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 36 in. 39 in. 43 in. 47 in. 51 in. 55 in.
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I [Godzilla] Tokyo
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the spitting high tension wires down Helpless people on subway trains Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town Oh no, they say he's got to go Go go Godzilla! Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go go Godzilla! - Blue Öyster Cult Yeah. That'll just about do it. I [Godzilla figure in red] Tokyo printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Rocket Surgeon
Rocket scientist. Brain surgeon. Sometime in the 1980s this pair became the touchstone to represent challenging jobs that require a lot of focus and intelligence to master. That's been over 25 years now. Do we have a new set of "smart jobs" today? Maybe forensic investigator? Quantum physicist? Virology forecaster? Microphysiologist? Non-Euclidean geometry milk delivery guy? (Yeah, okay, we made that last one up.) This shirt investigates the idea that maybe "rocket surgeon" is a field all its own and not a mashup of the original two smart jobs. Our practitioner is surrounded by his patient and tools on this indigo blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Not That Kind of Doctor Babydoll
"Uh, it says on the passenger list that you're a doctor--" "I don't know what's wrong with him," said Rjinswand hurriedly. "It might be a different matter if he was a Magnox reactor of course." - The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett We have our share of medical doctors as customers, and we love you, too. But this shirt is dedicated that certain percentage of our customers (larger than the distribution in the general populace... we checked 'cause we're stats geeks) who have earned the title through a Ph.D. program. Those poor individuals, who, after they're introduced as "Doctor Suchandsuch," are immediately beset by strangers who want to tell them about their ailments. Did you know Doc Ock actually turned into a super villain after being cornered one too many times by people asking him to look at a rash? True story. "not that kind of doctor" printed in white on a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.
I Love My Geek Babydoll Tee
Looking for the perfect gift for your girlfriend, wife, or even your mom? How 'bout the "I love my geek" shirt? It pretty much speaks for itself, and proves to the world that geeks really are lovable! I [heart] my geek on a black, babydoll (fitted) shirt. Also available in a women's classic cut if you'd prefer more generous proportions.
Star Trek Tie Clip
Allow us to think like a Vulcan for a moment. We're not sure ties are logical. They do not aid in keeping your shirt fastened around your neck. They do not aid in covering your naked body. They are, in all ways of logical thinking, a completely illogical piece of clothing. So why do we have to wear them to work? Unfortunately, even your best Mr. Spock impression isn't going to convince your higher ups that you can go tie-less. So why not spiff up your tie the Starfleet way? This Rhodium plated sliding tie bar features the Starfleet insignia from The Original Series and will make even the most illogical tie look a little more classy. Product Specifications Tie clip for fans of Star Trek Rhodium plated sliding tie bar Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Dimensions: 2" x 3/8"
Superman Tie Bar
Even Clark Kent wants to show some flare around the Daily Planet offices every once in a while, and we can't blame you for wanting to do the same. Show your Lois Lane -- or your Jimmy Olsen -- that your style doesn't stop with your sweet kicks and array of skinny ties. Let your style take flight with this rhodium-plated (sorry, not made of steel) tie-bar that will grip with no slip, preventing unfortunate paper shredder accidents or embarrassing tie-in-your-spaghetti lunch meetings. Warning: ThinkGeek is not responsible for products left in phone booths. Product Specifications Tie bar for corporate superheroes Licensed by DC Comics. Will not be able to stop a speeding bullet Dimensions: 2" long, 3/4" high
Personal Area Network Microfleece Pullover
Let's face it, you really do not need a real coat when all you do is run from the house to the car to the coffee shop and then into the office. So we have the perfect answer for you... the microfleece pullover. It is a pullover with many secret surprises. The versatile microfleece pullover is a wardrobe necessity. The lightweight, breathable and wicking fabric is great for hiking, biking, travel..everything! The pullover has 5 pockets, including a specially designed chest pocket with a ZIP-PIP for sunglasses and "back-up," patent-pending magnetic closures. The Weight Management System (WMS) for this pocket was an R & D coup...you can't imagine how much testing went into this design. The pullover also features the patented Personal Area Network (PAN), a detachable key chain, an epaulet to attach devices, like walkie-talkies, ventilation eyelets and an adjustable waist cord. Available in black microfleece. Machine Washable. Features: 7 Hidden Pockets, Improved PAN, ZIP-PIP, Hidden Epaulet, Collar Loops, Detachable Key Holder, Subtle Reflective Accents, Special Sunglasses Pocket. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. These are the measurements of the person wearing the shirt, not the shirt itself. S M L XL XXL XXXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in. Waist 30 in. 34 in. 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Length 29 1/4 in. 30 in. 31 in. 32 in. 33 in. 34 in. Neck 14 1/2 in. 15 1/2 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in. Sleeve Length 33 in. 34 in. 35 in. 36 in. 37 in. 37 in.
MythBusters' Gear - I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
Popularized by Adam Savage, this quote is the best thing that came out of the 80s schlock film The Dungeonmaster (although we, too, want calculator watches from which we can fire lasers - pew pew pew!). And it works so well with science as opposed to cheesy, low-budget films. Because the scientific method is all about determining the characteristics of our observed reality through experimentation. Ironically, we frequently find ourselves misremembering Mythbusters episodes themselves, and then our reality is different from somebody else's until Wikipedia clears it up for us. Although if we're basing our reality on Wikipedia, that's probably not ideal. Call in the reality clean-up crew to aisle 5! Officially-licensed Mythbusters gear. Shirt features Adam Savage's quote "I reject your reality and substitute my own" with the Mythbusters logo beneath on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Obey gravity. It's the law!
When it comes to natural forces, ThinkGeek prefers magnetism. Why? It's quite simple. We can do stuff like levitate tops and totally pwn our friends. Our second favorite force would have to be Dominant Mind while playing Knights of the Old Republic in Evil mode. That brings us to our third favorite force, Gravity. Yep. And we prefer the Einsteinian model over the Newtonian, as should you. Thinking about building an anti-gravity device in the basement of the science building? Think again Mister Man! Make no attempts to defy gravity. You would be acting against the law. (see standard formula below!) Gravitational force = (G * m1 * m2) / (d2) Don't give the Gravity Police a reason to knock on your door; do us a favor and always obey gravity. De-molecularization isn't pretty. Blue dusk, 100% cotton t-shirt with orange / white design with a retro-looking gravity cop (blowing his super sci-fi whistle) and the phrase "Obey Gravity, It's The law!" Gravitational constant not included but implied.
Star Trek Cuff Links
We geeks are a witty t-shirt and jeans bunch, but every once in a while we need to dress up for something. Maybe it's an important meeting for work where you have to look sharp or maybe you're attending your fourth wedding of the year because everyone you know is getting hitched. You may have to wear a monkey suit and tie, but you can still show your geek spirit with these officially licensed Star Trek cufflinks. These classy cufflinks are made from enamel and rhodium plated silver and come in two designs. The first is a representation of the always classy Delta Shield. The second design is a tiny replica of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701. Both are handsome, high-quality accessories that will delight you with their geekiness for years to come.
Melting
As seen on The Big Bang Theory! Let's face it, there are geeks out there who can't defeat the Rubik's Cube. (In fact, there are a few ThinkGeek monkeys who fit in this group.) We've been trying ever since the early 80s and still end up throwing the cube across the room in frustration. We get laughed at by our friends who have no problem solving a puzzle with 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 permutations. We sigh when we look at the videos of Rubik's Cube world champions as they flip and twist the cube so fast it becomes a blur. 7.08 seconds? Seriously? It takes us 7.08 seconds just to decide what end to twist first. In honor of the puzzle that melts our minds, this shirt that turns the tables and melts the Rubik's Cube into a lovely and colorful puddle. There's more than one way to defeat the Cube, and we think this one sends a pretty strong message to puzzles everywhere. This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% fine jersey cotton t-shirt, this design features a melting Rubik's Cube. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size.
Serenity Keychain
"Midbulk transport. Standard radion-accelerator core. Classcode 03-K64. Firefly." With a glance, River Tam was able to immediately identify the ship that would become the home for her brand new extended family. She would spend days luxuriating around the medical bay in a catatonic stupor, or wandering the decks in her bare feet, or braced against the bulkhead with a large tin of peaches. Yessir, for River, nothing said "comfort" better than Serenity. It might not look like much to you - a simple traveller of the 'verse just trying to make an honest living, but the Firefly class freighter's got it where it counts. A simple design means parts and repairs are easy and cheap. Heck, you'd have to be just about the worst Captain alive if you can't scrape together enough freelance business to keep a Firefly in working order. I tell you what - you've got the face of a man who's been out at the edges and peered out into the blackness and still kept your wits about you. I'll throw in this beautiful commemorative keychain. A scant two inches long, but just as solid and beautiful as the real thing. Just imagine that cute little guy dangling from your ignition mechanism as you go to full burn from the edge of the atmo? Yee haw! That'd be a thing a beauty, I can tell you. What? Oh, you... only want the keychain? Oh. I... guess... sure, we can do that. Just go see Saffron over there - she'll take real good care a' you.
Prefectionist
Most of our t-shirts we offer to you, our customers, are funny. Why? Well, it's all part of the philosophy of ThinkGeek. We believe that humor is a special part of the human experience. Like fine art, humor helps us reflect upon ourselves and the human condition in a very unique and sometimes oblique way. And for humor to be good, it really has to be simple, honest, and perfect. Each word has to be carefully chosen. Good humor is a very intellectual process. At ThinkGeek, we apply this same humor methodology to our business model. We want to be honest with you folks and also to be perfect for you. For our products, we strive to make sure each description is accurate and each image is crystal clear. We know a lot of you are perfectionists too, and so we've made this t-shirt to celebrate the true geek's passion for perfection. Look at it; so simple but so true. "p-r-e-f-e-c-t-i-o-n-i-s-t" Wait, PREfectionist….it's supposed to be PERfectionist. OH CARP! 100% cotton heavyweight navy blue t-shirt with 'Prefectionist' written on it front in center in a tranquil lime green.
Color Chainmail Bracelets
In the days of yore, a lady would give her preferred knight a token -- usually a piece of fabric tied to his armor -- as a symbol of her support. These were called a favor because they denoted which knight was her favorite. But as we learned in A Clash of Kings there are badass lady knights too, and they're not the type to wear fancy silk dresses. What can you give her that's both colorful and knightly? These Color Chainmail Bracelets are the perfect gift for any knight in your life, male or female! They feature lightweight aluminum chains and colorful rubber rings in your choice of black, blue, purple, or red. Put one of these favors on your wrist and you'll surely conquer all your enemies and become the ruler of all the kingdoms! Product Specifications Chainmail bracelets for fans of knightly armor Aluminum chains and rubber rings Stretchy but doesn't lose its shape Colors: Black, Blue, Purple, Red Length: 7" plus a bit of stretch For our customers with nickel allergies: these bracelets are made with aluminum and rubber. It is free of both lead and nickel. They meet the guidelines set forth in EU Nickel Directive 94/27/EC.
Crest of Hyrule
It's good to be a Hylian. You've got a benevolent monarchy that rules over a land formed by goddesses. You've got diverse landscape for all types -- woods, swamps, deserts, mountains. You have lakes and waterfalls for vacations. Temples for the religiously inclined. And a gorgeous castle. Yeah, it's good to be a Hylian. Except for the whole Imprisoning War bit. And the Twilit Invasion. And the flooding. But that's what you have a hero for. You wouldn't need a hero if everything was perfect. Be a card-carrying denizen of Hyrule (er, well, shirt-carrying) with this Crest of Hyrule tee. The image is distressed, as if you have been busy defending the kingdom in your spare time. The crest is printed in gray on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Helix Pantyhose
Wonder what James Watson and Francis Crick would have to say about our design? Hmmm... Creative? Now, you can show your love for science and wear this beautiful design on your pantyhose! S/M fits to about to 145 lbs and less than 5'8" tall person, equivalent of pantyhose sizes A/B L/XL should be worn if you are taller and heavier than 145 lbs equivalent of pantyhose sizes C/D Designs are made from a velvet like material and the pantyhose is 85%nylon and 15% spandex. Machine washable. All come packaged in a 5" by 7" crystal clear bag. Helix design starts above the ankle and rises 11.5" to below the knee on the side of one leg. The pantyhose features a DNA helix design that rises approximately 11 inches up just one leg. The pantyhose are a very sheer off black color and are made of a combination of nylon and spandex. The DNA design is a velvet texture.
The Hunger Games Replica Training Shirt
The training shirts for the 74th Hunger Games were made to accommodate physical activity and to show up well when being broadcast across Panem. And, really, we all know the second one was the more important of those two to the Gamemakers. But, honestly, these feel good on. They have some lovely seaming details that tailor them flatteringly to many different body types. The fabric mix makes them stretch and give just the right amount. The contrasting crimson and grey detail on the raglan sleeves and then again down the back is really to draw attention to the square so the citizens can more easily tell which district you’re from, but you know what? It's a nice touch. Now, mind you, we wouldn't put our name in an extra time just to get this shirt. But if you find yourself staring down one of the Careers over a ropes course, this is the right shirt to do it in. Product Details 90% Polyester / 10% Spandex Number 12 screened on the back and sleeves in grey Half-zip v-neck with Mandarin collar Wash inside-out in cold water. Dry flat Note: This is a unisex fit, so the measurement for the chest is the same as the measurement for the waist. Please reference the table below to choose your size. XS S M L XL 2X Waist 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in. 43 in. 45 in. Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 24 3/4 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 1/4 in. 27 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/4 in.
SAVE FERRIS Babydoll
Matthew Broderick may not have thought about it when he was filming them, but he took on a lot of inspirational roles for us. Think about it. He was part of pop culture's introduction to hacking and phreaking in WarGames in 1983, and he pulls off an amazing feat of social engineering in Ferris Bueller's Day Off in 1986. We can't deny we liked the movies back then and they probably had a little something to do with how we turned out. Or maybe we liked them back then because we were already on this path. Either way, we're going to raise a toast to Matthew Broderick and say, "Save Ferris!" But we won't fall for donating to Ferris's Causes campaign on Facebook. SAVE FERRIS printed in distressed, dark grey on an athletic, heather grey, 90% cotton / 10% polyester babydoll (fitted) shirt, just like the ones worn in the movie. Only ours aren't more than 25 years old. Officially-licensed Ferris Bueller's Day Off apparel.
I see dumb people.
As seen on The IT Crowd! Most people would think that the ability to tell a kernel hacker from the village idiot is a valuable trait to have. Sometimes though, we wish that it wasn't quite so easy to see the morons around us. What a blissful life we would lead if we weren't constantly surrounded by throngs of the intellectually challenged. How joyful the day would be if we didn't have to deal with questions, problems, complaints and rants from the everyday idiots, dullards and blockheads of this world. Call it a gift, call it a curse, but no matter how hard we try not to, we see dumb people. Lots of 'em. 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase "I see dumb people" printed front and center in white ink.
Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock - Kids
We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it works and why it's superior to your standard-grade RPS, we immediately paused the TV and went over to teh Intarwebs to do research. And indeed, we found the page by Sam Kass, the genius behind this version. His phenomenon must now be part of our life. However, none of us knew anything about this version of the game. So we ended up playing Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to figure out who had to write the copy for this shirt. It went a little something like this: Fearless Leader: "One, two, three, SHOOT!" Rules Lawyer: "What's that?" Free Thinker: "It's a zombie." Rules Lawyer: "There is no Zombie in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock." Free Thinker: "Braaaaaainsssss." Rules Lawyer: "There are no Brains in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock." Merchant Monkey: "Lizard and Spock have Brainnnnnnnsssss." Second Merchant: "Right. And Rock bludgeons Zombie into a small pile of blood, teeth, and hair." Free Thinker: "Awwww." Fearless Leader: "Are you two done? Okay. Again. One, two, three, SHOOT!" Rules Lawyer: *raised eyebrow* Free Thinker: "It's the Large Hadron Collider." The symbols for Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock in a circle (with arrows for reference on what beats what) on a blue, 50/50 cotton, polyester kids' shirt. Shirt color should be almost identical to the men's shirt, but will differ from either of the ladies' options. How the Rookies Play with Others Rock crushes lizard. Scissors decapitate lizard. Lizard eats paper. Lizard poisons Spock. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. Spock bends scissors.
Thor Hammer Cuff Bracelet
Looking for a way to say to the world that you are a strong woman with old-fashioned values (and even older gods)? Take on the symbol of the lightning god Thor with this Hammer Cuff Bracelet. This particular bracelet is a double-headed Mjölnir that stretches nearly all the way around your wrist. It features an intricate pattern across the cuff and 48 tiny rhinestones on each of the hammer heads for a bit of glitter when it catches the light. This is a solid cuff but has a bit of give if you're big-boned like a good Norse gal should be. Product Specifications Wear a double-headed Mjölnir on your wrist Unlike Thor's actual hammer, this is quite lightweight Intricate pattern across the cuff, tiny rhinestones on the hammer head Materials: Imitation rhodium (nickel-free tin alloy) Dimensions: 7.85" circumference (one size fits most adults) For our customers with nickel allergies: the metal in this bracelet is imitation rhodium, a nickel-free tin alloy.
Star Trek Uniform Toddler Tees
It is never too early to get your toddler training for the Starfleet. They have just begun to toddle around. The house is a whole new universe. The stairs? A giant mountain. The kitchen? A barren planet. The den? The city of the edge of forever. Your English Bulldog? A Klingon, perhaps. Now your toddler can boldly go where no toddler has gone before dressed to impress in this Star Trek Uniform Toddler Tee. Pick your favorite color, or buy them all. In this tee, everyday will be a new enterprise. 100% cotton t-shirt in red, blue and yellow with Star Trek insignia printed in the front.
Future Pon
Looking for the perfect music to accompany your fashion show, party, or wedding? Music is something nopony should take for granted: after all, it can make or break an event. DJ P0N3 can rock the house without costing you a leg and a leg and a leg. Vinyl Scratch has been spinning tunes since her cutie mark appeared. She has the ability to read a herd and get everypony on the dance floor. Rates are negotiable based on travel distance from Ponyville and length of engagement. Seeing Scratch's eyes are an extra charge. P0N3 graphic in electric blues on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. We get this from our friends at Mighty Fine. This shirt is softer and fits slightly more tightly than our standard men's shirt.
Spikepak Backpack
The trick to taking out Bowser in 8-4 is to just hang back, jump over his first fireball, dodge his hammer throws, and fireball spam his spiky ass. Easiest boss battle ever. Truth is, he's not really as tough as he looks - that's not even a real spiked shell on his back. We know the secret, and the secret will blow your mind. It is, in fact, a backpack. He's really just a big lizard with some reflux issues (hence the fireballs). He bought that backpack from ThinkGeek, and has been running around giving our favorite italian plumber a hard time ever since. Inside his Spikepack, he keeps a healthy supply of mushrooms, hammers, and a small number of Bob-ombs. It's a good thing the backpack is big - he can carry quite a lot of things. If you were to somehow get a hold of his bag, you could easily cram a stack of schoolbooks, a giant laptop, all your power supplies, and still have room for your Nintendo DS and every cartridge you own... just in case you have time between classes to crank out a few levels. Features Large leather backpack Soft spiky points along the outside Large zippered interior pocket Deep exterior pockets for pens, and peripherals Spot clean only!
Math Pendants
Despite what our Algebra 2 teacher tried to turn it into, mathematics can be beautiful. The first time you graph a parabola in geometry. The recognition of the Fibonacci sequence in a fern. The moment you get to the Q.E.D. bit in a particularly vexing proof. There's beauty in symmetry and simplicity, and there's beauty in Chaos Theory. This collection of pendants celebrates the beauty of math in all its forms. Choose from: Golden Ratio - A 2D representation of the Golden Spiral, in, cleverly enough, gold. Dur. .625" x 1". Infinity - A 2D representation of John Wallis's Infinity Symbol in silver. .375" high x .75" wide. Mandelbrot - A 2D representation of the Mandelbrot set fractal in silver. .75" square. Möbius - A 3D representation of the Möbius strip in silver. .625" wide x 1" high x .25" deep. Pi - A 2D representation of the mathematical constant Pi inscribed in a circle in silver. .625" diameter. Each pendant is made from base metal coated with pure silver or gold. The chains, plated the same way, are 18" long. For our customers with nickel allergies: the pendants are made from base metal but they and the chains are plated with pure silver (not Sterling) or gold.
I am Gambit
"If I've learned anyt'ing about life wit de X-Men… it's dat anyt'ing is possible." Remy LeBeau is not your average Cajun. For starters, he was born with burning red eyes, something so disturbing that it prompted his parents to abandon him. Raised by a thieves guild who referred to him as le diable blanc, he became a master thief. After a bit of brain surgery, he was able to better control his mutant powers and became quite adept at flinging playing cards across a room with explosive force. As he put it: "I throw de cards. De cards go boom! End of bad guy. End of story." Thankfully, after meeting Storm, Gambit turned his life around and joined the X-Men. Now you can be Gambit the card-flinging Cajun with your very own Gambit costume t-shirt. All you need now are some of those fancy contact lenses to change your eye color! Oh, and mutant powers. We always forget that most of y'all don't have those. 100% cotton chestnut colored t-shirt with Gambit costume print on the front.
Don't Panic & Carry a Towel
This shirt is a reproduction of a poster produced by the Earth Ministry of Information. It was the third in a series, intended to be released only in the event of Vogon invasion. Unfortunately, since the Vogons demolished the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass, it never really got a chance to be displayed. Well, actually, there were about two minutes between the Vogon ships arriving and the demolition beams in which several public servants ran around trying to remember where they put the poster, which was unfortunate because 1) they spent their last few minutes worrying about their job security, which was really a moot point since they, their bosses, and every TPS report they'd ever written boiled away into space moments later and 2) the poster wasn't actually on Earth any more. But at least they felt needed. The poster, on the other hand, mostly did not feel needed. It was discovered years later by a used book seller on Alpha Centauri in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard." This shirt has the words "DON'T PANIC and CARRY A TOWEL" inscribed in large friendly letters beneath a crown in white on a red 100% cotton t-shirt.
The Horse Head Mask
Internet memes are fickle creatures. Often, they are borne of random contrasts made ridiculous by context. Disparate happenstance thrust together by serendipity and shared by social-media occasionally result in a critical mass of popularity. Most times, the meme burns out, forgotten in as little as a day, but sometimes they endure. This is one of those stories. This is the story of the Horse Boy of Aberdeen. It started, as most bizarre things do, in Japan. The anime series Full Metal Panic featured a pervert preying on young schoolgirls with a hairbrush and the head of a horse. Yeah. Shortly thereafter, latex horse-head masks were worn by young teens entertaining themselves in school. Before not too long, the horse-head mask made it's way to the British Isles where, in Scotland, eagle-eyed Googlers spotted a man in Aberdeen hanging out on a verdant suburban street. The images produced a firestorm of speculation. Was Aberdeen secreting a half-man-half-horse hybrid? Had Google happened across a new Loch Ness Monster? A new Sasquatch? A new Equine Chupacabra? The fires of speculation were stoked when this image was unearthed. The random nature of a horse-human hybrid on a fishing vessel holding an obviously confused kitty made the image imminently shareable, and the meme grew wings. Now you can have your own high-quality latex horse-head mask. Keep it in your car for when that Street-View van rolls by. Bring it to your next board-meeting and impress the executives. Take it with you on your next evening out with the boys. You never know when some random event can be made awesome by the inclusion of a horse-head mask! Product Specifications Possibly the most disturbing mask you can wear Embrace your equine alter ego Realistic horse head made of latex and faux fur Size: Fits most adult heads Allergy warning: If you are allergic to latex, don't wear this.
Minecraft Union - Kids
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. It's in my blood. 5 generations - that's how long my family's been mining these emerald hills. I've lost brothers to cave-ins, explosions, silicosis, and black lung. We've all dodged the skeleton's arrows and nursed spider bites that would've crippled lesser men, but the Creeper's hiss will forever chill us to the bone. It takes a special breed to wield a diamond pick-axe. The scabs who cross our line laugh the first time the foreman tells them to start punching trees, but nothing in this world comes easy. Every chunk we explore yields such meager rewards: a few dozen blocks of coal, enough iron for an armor upgrade, and if you're lucky, a few precious blocks of diamond ore. But now they've gone too far. The cursor pushers have us working down at the bottom of the world in bucket brigades of water and lava to create obsidian for their infernal portal gates. Ever since that damned update they've been conjuring plans to expand their empire further and faster by invading the Nether. The Nether! Oceans of lava and those hideously deformed zombie-pigmen. STRIKE! Our demands are simple: no man shall enter the Nether without a minimum of 3 pork chops per miner and a proper dental plan that covers cattle, hogs, and chickens. The land has not broken us and neither will the Pinkertons. Stand together - stand strong! Minecraft Union logo on the front with a small Creeper under the back collar of this black 50% cotton / 50% polyester t-shirt. Officially-licensed Minecraft gear.
42 Ringer Shirt
As seen on The IT Crowd and Transformers: The Movie! Most of us have spent some time wondering why we are here. What is the point of existence anyway? What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Well, you're in luck! Thanks to a supercomputer crunching away at a solution to that very question for seven and a half million years, there is an answer. It's 42. Why 42, you ask? Well, that's what the computer said, and as we all know, computers are always right. Of course the computer also said that we really never knew what the question was in the first place. As descendents of the Golgafrinchans, we all should feel a small amount of guilt that we beat out the prehistoric apes who were supposed to evolve into the components of the new supercomputer that was to calculate the correct question, so it's all moot anyway. In an effort to get some insight into what the true question is, Arthur Dent (who was unaware at the time of his Golgafrinchan lineage) randomly drew Scrabble tiles to come up with "WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MULTIPLY SIX BY NINE". Naturally, this question is irrational but completely understandable considering the source. So there you have it. And for the record, even though the number 42 is printed on our yellow shirt, the question is not, in fact, "What's yellow and dangerous?". Everybody knows that the answer to that riddle is Shark-infested custard. We are now on our *third* version of this shirt. With the television and movie coverage, you'd think somebody'd want to keep carrying it for us. Maybe the third time's the charm. This version, with a muted yellow fabric, is the same weight as the previous versions and also 100% cotton. Features the number '42' printed on the front in large blue characters with a black border. The previous versions, which you'll see in the action shots, were a blue body with an all-gold neck and sleeve trim and the same design and shirt with storm blue, gold, and white striped neck and sleeve trim. Once gone, those are no more.
Show Your Work Babydoll
Oh, that phrase dreaded by math students everywhere: show your work. Once you get to a certain point in math, it's kind of like when someone asks you to give directions on how to tie a shoelace and suddenly you have no idea how you tie a shoelace. First you tap into the muscle memory.... Equation which simplifies to "i
Superhero Union Suit Fleece Pajamas
There are three kinds of sleepers in the world: those who sleep naked, those who sleep in whatever they're wearing (minus the pants), and those who sleep in a matched outfit. We know that you sleep fashionistas will want these, so we're going to pitch these to the other two groups, okay? Okay. When you're in bed, sleep may be priority #1, but you should always be prepared to leap into action. You can't leap into action if all your... everything is hanging out for all to see. And if you're wearing a t-shirt and underpants, well, that's not much better. If you want to be ready to save the world while you take a siesta, you'll need a Superhero Union Suit. These full-body fleece pajamas are soft and cozy for sleeping and feature a dashing cape for those late night missions for justice (or the bathroom). Product Specifications Full body pajamas for people who want to be superheros Includes a cape in case you need to fly Note: Cape does not enable actual flight Choose: Superman or Batman Washing Directions: Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. 100% Polyester superhero fleece pajamas. Cape is attached with a hook and loop. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. These are the measurements of the person wearing the pajamas, not the pajamas itself. S M L XL XXL Chest 38 in. 41 in. 44 in. 48 in. 50 in. Waist 40 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. 52 in. Inseam 33.5 in. 34.5 in. 35.5 in. 36.5 in. 36.5 in. Body Length* 63 in. 65 in. 67 in. 69 in. 70 in. * From high point of shoulder (where shoulder meets neck) to bottom.
Princess Bubblegum Babydoll
Princess Bubblegum is our kind of gal. She's got science on her side, she's bilingual, she brews up crazy experimental potions, and sometimes she misses out on the obvious because she's just too darn smart to see it. Oh, and her hair is made of real bubblegum. If you'd like to be more like PB, don this shirt with your favorite pair of pink pants or a pink skirt and you're well on your way. Princess Bubblegum on a 100% cotton bubblegum-pink babydoll t-shirt.
Heroine: Marie Curie Babydoll
One of our joys was to go into our workroom at night; we then perceived on all sides the feebly luminous silhouettes of the bottles or capsules containing our products. It was really a lovely sight and one always new to us. The glowing tubes looked like faint, fairy lights. - Marie Curie Madame Marie Skłodowska-Curie wrote the above in 1923, recalling the work that she and husband Pierre Curie did at the turn of the century to isolate radioactive isotopes. It was during this time studying the curious Uranium emissions noticed by Henri Becquerel that she proved that Thorium was also radioactive, a word coined by her. In 1898 the Curies published papers announcing the discoveries of Polonium and Radium. In 1903 Marie shared the Nobel Prize in Physics with her husband and Becquerel, becoming the first woman to win a Nobel Prize, and in 1911, she was awarded the Nobel Prize in Chemistry, becoming the first person to attain a second. She was determined that scientific knowledge should be open and free. "We took no copyright, and published without reserve all the results of our research, as well as the exact processes of the preparation of radium..... This was of great benefit to the radium industry, which could thus develop in full freedom .... and furnish to scientists and to physicians the products which they needed." Although she came to realize some of it, she never really knew the extent of the effect her beloved radiation was having on her own health. She focused the latter part of her life on the application of Radium for medicinal purposes, most notably to treat cancer, and to the focused study of radiation and its effects, directing scientists new to the field. Marie Curie holds up a flask in the lower right corner of a raspberry babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Scroll down for detailed view of design. Thanks to your generous support, ThinkGeek made a generous contribution to The Girl Effect as a result of the sales of this shirt its first month of existence. Yay for our customers!
Exoplanets
We love hearing stories about how ThinkGeek t-shirts bring strangers together to geek out about science. Here's an email we received about a space enthusiast meeting up with a retired astrophysicist, thanks to the "Science To Do" Portal shirt. Hi -- just wanted to pass along an anecdote that happened earlier today, which happened thanks to one of your t-shirts. At the pharmacy earlier, an older gentleman noticed my T-shirt with its "Look at me still talking when there's science to do." slogan, leaned in closer to read it aloud in a New York accent, and then looked up at me with a smile. "So, you like the sciences. What do you follow?" I smiled in return. "All of them, but Astronomy's my favorite. Anything to do with space." His grin grew, but he got called to the counter. Coming back to me, he continued, "I was an astrophysicist. I'm 92 now, but in the last 15 years things are changing so fast, it's hard to keep up!" "The exoplanets alone!" I laughed. He nodded. "And there's a new particle every other day! Anyhow, a pleasure to meet you." We shook hands. Afterwards, I calculated that he would have been born in 1920 and just about 50 when I was born. I should be so lucid and charming at 50, much less 92. :) Thanks, ThinkGeek, for providing me with such a great encounter. -- Robert D. XKCD reminds us that we're a very small part of a very big universe with this 100% cotton black t-shirt that has all the planets printed in a circular pattern. Also available in Babydoll cut.
Zelda Triforce
You worked hard for those Rupees! Okay, so maybe at first you went into the houses of everyone in your village and broke all their clay pots to get them. But after that, you got a sword! And then you started your own little elven lawn-mowing business, of a sort. So show off your adult-sized wallet with this Triforce made up of blue, red, and green Rupees, which totals 260 Rupees in value - but we know you were calculating that in your head already. And if anyone asks you where you got all those Rupees, well, how about you don't tell them about that room full of jars just inside the gate of Hyrule Castle Town. Let's keep that little place just between us, okay? Zelda Triforce printed on a 100% cotton black t-shirt.
Doctor Who Knee High Socks
I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm the Doctor, Allons-y, maybe? It's every Whovian's dream to look out the back window and see the TARDIS there, manned by their favorite incarnation of the Doctor. You're the girl who waited! You've waited for years and years for the man in the blue box to come and sweep you away from your mundane life. We'd drop everything to run away with the Doctor and we know you would, too. Just be sure you have the right footwear. That means closed-toed shoes. If you're going to be running away from Daleks, Cybermen, and the Silence, you don't want to be tripping over your flip-flops. Those things are death traps. Wrap your feet in these deliciously soft and comfortable socks and then lace up your favorite pair of shoes or sneakers. Then you'll be ready to take on the universe. Product Specifications Socks for Whovians, naturally! Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Women's sizes 4-10 Choose: Dalek: Black, gray, gold, blue, teal, TARDIS: Gray, dark blue, light blue, light teal I'm the Doctor: black, gray, blue, white Cotton/poly blend, machine washable
Input/Output
Nothing quite prepares you for the joys of feeding and cleaning up after a cute little baby! Take the edge off the concept of strained peas and pea-colored poop by thinking of it in techie terms! Input up front, output in the back!
Hear Me Roar - House Lannister
Official house moto "Hear me Roar!", unofficial house moto "A Lannister always pays his debts". Rich enough to bleed gold, and powerful enough to bleed you dry. The Lannisters are the sort of people you want on your side or at least want to stay on their good side. Lions are not to be taken lightly, even if it's the littlest Lannister lion we're talking about. Show your allegiance to Tywin Lannister like a boss! 100% cotton red colored t-shirt with a gold colored lion and Hear me Roar printed on the front.
Sake-Bito (I Love Alcohol) v2.0
Here's another wacky kanji t-shirt featuring beautiful characters penned with a traditional writing brush (fude pen). A parody of famous shima-bito (Island Person) designs from Okinawa, this shirt proudly proclaims you as a sake-bito, literally a "person of sake" or someone who loves to drink all forms of alcohol. (Sake, prononced sah-KAY, can refer to normal rice wine as well as all other forms of alcohol.) This black, 100% cotton t-shirt declares you a Sake-Bito on the front chest in white. A traditional sake bottle in red and white adorns the back neck. The right sleeve has a small note that points out the shirt's from J-List.
MythBusters' Gear - Just Another Day of Blowin' Somethin' Up
We love Mythbusters, and wish we could be on set for all of the big BOOMs! But they aren't the only ones who blow things up. Construction workers and military folks make things go boom. Coders at the keyboard virtually blow things up all the time. Even backyard cookouts get that satisfying WOOSH as the flame's ignited. And there's always the Fourth of July. Let's celebrate the great tradition of blowing things up, whether it's on set at M5, at work, at home, or running around the backyard with Roman candles on the Fourth of July. (The latter is not recommended and ThinkGeek is not responsible for your fireworks-related injuries.) Great for dads that love to grill, grads that love the make a mess of things, and everyone who gets a smile on his or her face with Adam does something dangerous. "Just Another Day of Blowin' Somethin' Up" in black on an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Telescope Necklace
We love steampunk! From the gears, goggles, top hats, everything about steampunk fashion is fun. Now there's a new thing for us to wear during cosplay: a telescope necklace! This vintage brass telescope harkens back to that romantic era of swashbuckling. As an added bonus, it's fully functional and collapsible. It comes with a 24" antique brass necklace with a clasp closure. It'll make a great addition to any shiny costume, or on its own. And if you happen to see a dashing young swashbuckler on the other side of the party or con, use it to get a close-up before sauntering over. Nothing like saying "I saw you from across the room" and showing off the telescope necklace to entice someone to roguish adventure! Product Specifications Vintage collapsing brass telescope—it works! Perfect for steampunk cosplay Telescope is about 1.5" in length when closed, and 3.25" in length when open Hangs from 24" antique brass necklace with clasp closure For our customers with nickel allergies: this pendant and chain are made from raw brass, and are both nickel free.
The Babe With the Power
You know this woman. Chances are, you are this woman or you're working your way to being her. She's your sysadmin, your security adviser, your lead architect, your Chief Technology Officer. We saw this phrase in another context and thought, "Hey. That works." And we suspect the geek women who are the sort who identify with this shirt will also identify that other setting which we will assiduously avoid referring to directly here. We'll just say that the path to the top for a woman in IT sometimes seems like a complete... what's the word we're looking for? Maze? That's not quite it. Oh well. We're sure you know what we mean. "The Babe With the Power" in various shades of blue on a black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.
Ladies Knee High Star Wars Socks
Remember the story of Katie, who was made fun of by a boy her class because girls weren't supposed to like Star Wars? Well, Katie, it turns out that not only do girls love Star Wars, people who make super awesome socks know that girls love Star Wars, too! Whether you're rooting for the Rebel Alliance or shooting at walls as a Stormtrooper, you're going to love these knee socks designed especially for geek gals. Each package contains two different designs on the following themes: Empire, Rebel, R2-D2, and Skull Trooper. It's hard to pick our favorites. The Empire & Rebel ones are classic, the R2 is totally adorbs, and the skull trooper makes us giggle. Maybe we'll get them all and have a different pair every day of the week (and one to spare, like Mom always told us to have!). Product Specifications Knee socks for fans of Star Wars Each order comes with two pairs of socks Officially licensed Lucasfilm apparel Choose: Empire (Black/Silver, White/Black) Rebel (Pink/Gold/White, White/Pink/Red) R2-D2 (All over R2 design, Blue/White/Pink stripes) Skull Trooper (Black/Gray/Pink with Skull Trooper, Pink with Skull Trooper argyle) Materials: 70% Polyester, 20% Nylon, 10% Spandex Fits Women's Shoe Sizes: 7-11 (8.5" heel-to-toe unstretched, and these are ultra stretchy!) Cuff Dimensions: 6" around unstretched, 14" (max for design), 16" (max stretch) Height: 13" heel-to-cuff Yes, they're machine washable!
Half Life 2 - Black Mesa Babydoll
Surviving swarms of alien creatures, military assassins, and collapsing laboratories isn’t an easy task. Nay, some might even say it’s hard. But, after ridding the universe of Nihilanth and making it out alive, you deserve to look cute. With the Black Mesa Babydoll, you can show off your successes without going into too much top-secret detail. It’s a win-win! 90% Cotton and 10% polyester heather babydoll t-shirt with Black Mesa logo printed in the front.
Capt. Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring
We love steampunk style. The tiny top hats, the goggles (they do nothing!), the corsets, the leather, the crazy weapons. We love that there's no canon, no official characters to cosplay, so you're free to let your imagination go wild when designing a costume. We're calling this amazing accessory Captain Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring, named after... well, actually, we just made him up. It's up to you, geek friend, to invent who Captain Jules is/was, and why you are currently wearing his extraordinary telescope ring. This cast metal ring is made of lightweight aluminum with an aged bronze finish. The ring itself is a conversation starter, but when you start showing off the features, that's when you'll become the belle/beau of the steampunk ball. The two lenses fold out and then slide apart, forming a small telescope. Prefer to examine things closer to you? The large lens doubles as a magnifying glass. This amazing contraption comes in a tin suitable for gifting to that person in your life who loves classy gadgets and the color brown. Product Specifications Cast metal ring that transforms into a small telescope Two lenses fold out and then slide apart to correct focal length The larger lens can be folded 180 degrees to act as a magnifying lens A small magnetic compass is in the main body of the ring Lightweight cast aluminum construction makes this big ring easy to wear Steampunk finish of bronze with rubbed black patina Attachments included will adjust the ring to fit various sizes: Size 5 (small, 15.75mm) Size 8 (medium, 18.2mm) Size 11 (large, 20.6mm) Comes in a tin suitable for gifting Dimensions: Face width, 1 7/8" Height, 2.0" Length of fully extended telescope, 4.5"
Dungeons & Dragons "The Red Box" Shirt
Raise your hand if the red box was your first set. If you were introduced to Dungeons & Dragons in the mid-eighties, chances are you owned this box. Remember the powder blue dice and the white crayon? Or maybe not, depending on when you came in on it. (T-Shirt Girl had the 12th iteration, as did most of the rest of the world, based on rarity.) Remember drawing little sequentially smaller lines on your graph paper for your stairs? Yeah. We still do that occasionally during meetings when they won't let us bring our iPhones in. An old Dungeons and Dragons logo in white floats above Larry Elmore's iconic picture on the front of this red 100% cotton t-shirt.
Avengers "Iron Man" MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band
We've seen the scene from the movie (Click here to see it if you haven't yet). Loki visits Tony Stark's pad and they chat. Tony is behind his bar pouring a drink, of course. He surreptitiously reaches down and puts on two Power Bands - then has a cool line about avenging the Earth (get it?). Ok, so, did you know that the Power Bands are real? Yup, and we got 'em! Presenting the Avengers "Iron Man" MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band! Now, the things they do in the movie are all special effects (added in post), but the Power Band is EXACTLY the same. That's right, this isn't a replica of a screen worn prop; the Power Band worn on screen is exactly the same as this one. So, buy an Avengers "Iron Man" MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band and you'll instantly be just like Robert Downey, Jr. and Tony Stark (well, at least with what's around your wrist). Plus, the fact that it's made out of titanium, stainless steel, and carbon fiber is pretty frickin' sweet. Avengers "Iron Man" MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band - may it be just the beginning of your superhero(ine) career! Avengers "Iron Man" MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band Exactly like the Power Bands seen in "The Avengers" - worn by Tony Stark. Limited edition. Fully licensed Marvel collectible. Materials: Titanium, stainless steel, carbon fiber, epoxy resin, and two 100mT (1,000G) ferrite permanent magnets. Sizing: Medium: fits wrists 6.3" - 7.5" Large: fits wrists 7.5" - 8.5" Width: approx. 0.59"
Superhero Snapsuits
Sure, your kids are super, but are they Super? In case you need help (which we know you don't... this is here for the OTHER people), we've put together a little guide of characteristics which might be indicative of which superhero your little one is leaning toward: Batman: Plays with your cell phone, the remote, any gadget. Highly active at night. The Flash: Takes off as soon as he or she hits the floor, crawling with incredible speed. Green Lantern: Throws a lot of temper tantrums. An early sign of Indomitable Will. Superman: Pulls him or herself over tall crib dropsides in a single tumble. Wonder Woman: Holds discussions with stuffed animals. Can fend off diaper changes with wrist action. If you can't be sure at this early stage, go with the JLA blocks creeper. Why learn your ABCs when you could learn your JLAs? Gotta get their priorities right from the start. Snap bottom closure for easy diaper access. Note that our size on this is the larger of the span, so if you want one for someone who's under 6 months, order the 6 month size.
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I [Heart Heart] Doctor Who
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Binary Mom
Sorry mom, but we have neglected you for too long. We know you're either a geek yourself or the proud mother of a geek and it's about time you were given the opportunity to show it off. How's about our nice Binary Mom tee? It's a great way to confound those non-geeky types with your binary sweetness. Looser cut than a babydoll tee, this is considered a "classic cut". It's styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. 100% combed ring-spun cotton 1x1 rib, 6.1 oz in Bimini. "MOM" printed on the front in binary! This shirt fits like Chocolate Molecule. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 36 in. 38 in. 42 in. 44 in. 46 in. Length 23 1/4 in. 24 in. 24 3/4 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 1/4 in. Women's US Size 4-6 8-10 12-14 16-18 20-22
STFU University Hoodie
Whether you went to college or not (or "university" as you Europeeps are wont to call it), you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school. It doesn't matter if you want to put a sticker on your car, paint your chest with funny letters, or wear a furry animal suit at sporting events. If you love your school you'll find a way to show it. Well, we've teamed up with the fine folks over at STFUniversity to provide an outlet to show a little school spirit. STFU is our favorite institution, and though many of us attended other universities around the world, we're encouraging as many people as we can to embrace STFU and its ideals. Tuition is cheap at STFU, in fact it's free. There are no books to buy, and since there's no physical campus, you can study as little or as often as you like; though we think you'll find the more you immerse yourself in the STFU lifestyle, the happier and more fulfilled all our lives will be. 50/50 cotton/polyester 9.1 oz hooded sweatshirt with drawstring hood and "unipocket" in the front. "STFU" and "Subsiste Sermonem Statim" printed on the front with a strangely-gagged mascot in white, orange, and blue. There is a 'distressed' effect on the whole design for maximum University appeal. For the non-Latin-inclined, the motto translates to "Stop Talking Now." And, of course the year the University was founded is 1337.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
Feeling homesick? Spend too much time in Oz fixing other people's computer problems? Just close your eyes, click your heels, don this fine t-shirt and all your troubles will flow by the wayside just like those luser files piped into /dev/null. Black high-quality heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase 'There's no place like 127.0.0.1' written front and center in white.
Drop of Blood Ear Dagger
"Ear dagger? What's an ear dagger?" we hear you asking. (In case you were wondering, we hear our fair share of voices. But we like you best.) It's a dagger. In your ear. Ear. Dagger. You see, ear infections suck. We know. We're geeks. Not one but two of the merchants at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ burst eardrums last winter (that's 25% of us wandering around going, "WHAT???!" for three weeks for those keeping score at home). We recommend you instead turn to this piece of jewelry for all your Stabbing Pain in the Ear needs. The hilt of a dagger forms the front and the blade becomes the earring back, with a single red faceted drop of Swarovski crystal blood. Wear one to make an impact. Buy two for symmetry. Don a whole bunch in a single ear for the Ten of Swords Tarot card look. Note that this is a standard earring post. It does not require any non-standard piercings and works in either ear. Or, you know, whatever hole you wanna put it in. For our customers with nickel allergies: the dagger is made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. The metal is free of both lead and nickel. The post is surgical-steel, which is a mixture of chromium, nickel and molybdenum. The post meets the guidelines set forth in EU Nickel Directive 94/27/EC. Drop of Blood Ear Dagger English pewter dagger with a red, faceted Swarovski crystal. Post is is surgical-steel (see above for nickel allergy details). Requires one standard piercing. Measures 70mm x 22mm x 6mm. Weighs 4 grams. Order is for ONE dagger. If you want a pair of earrings, you have to order two.
It's What's on the Inside That Counts Babydoll
Fans of Doctor Who have long known that it's what's on the inside that counts. After all, you couldn't follow the show through multiple regenerations if it weren't true. Maybe Romana and the Fourth Doctor said it best after her regeneration (oh, wait... SPOILER... er, can you have a spoiler on something that aired back in 1984?): [Romana II enters wearing clothing exactly like the Doctor's] Romana II: What about this, Doctor? The Doctor: Exactly! Good heavens, that's exactly right! Ha! I never realized you had such a sense of style! Romana II: I thought you said external appearances weren't important. The Doctor: [smiling] Ah, but it's nice to get them right, though, isn't it? Romana II: [attempting to mimic the Doctor's voice] Ah, but it's what's inside that counts. - "Destiny of the Daleks" A picture of the TARDIS in blue, encircled with the phrase, "It's what's on the inside that counts" on a white, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Science To Do - Portal Babydoll
Welcome, . Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. As you know, science is very important, and we're appreciative of your dedication of yourself up to and including possible permanent disabilities, such as death. To avoid permanent disabilities, be sure to ¶œ†⇔∼¬ ^H . State and local statutory regulations prohibit us from revealing the entire nature of the experiment you are participating in today, but be informed that it may involve physics, psychology, thermodynamics, pharmacology, and non-Euclidean geometry. And cake. For the party. At the end. When you're done. Sometimes cake is my favorite part of science. When asking your children if they would like to attend the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, remind them that science = cake. The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a black babydoll (fitted) "Look at me still talking when there's Science to do" t-shirt in three, two, one....
Scrolling LED Belt Buckle II
Your job requires you to wear a monkey suit, complete with tie and belt. It's not fun, it's not comfortable, and sometimes, you wonder why you even have to dress up if the only people who see you every day are your fellow coworkers. But rules are rules. Luckily, we got a copy of your Employee Handbook and there are no rules specifying what kind of belt BUCKLE you are allowed to wear. And do we have the buckle for you! Express your creativity! Send not-so-covert messages to your friend standing across the break room. Flirt with that cutie from Accounting. All with your belt. The Scrolling LED Belt Buckle II has 147 colored LEDs surrounded by a chrome frame that can be attached right to your belt. Its your own personal billboard ready to announce your brilliant thoughts to the world or a convenient way to quietly tell someone to STFU. We'll leave that decision up to you. Too chicken to wear your snark on your waistline? The Scrolling LED Belt Buckle II can also be propped up on a shelf or table to deliver messages to those who visit you in your domain.
Aperture Logo (1940s)
Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Aperture Science Innovators - bringing science into your home. Our scientific trifecta of salt, asbestos, and curtain keeps us on the cutting edge of technology and we're dedicated to bringing that technology to you every single day. Salt. It brings interest to a dull meal. A couple pinches of salt taken nightly enables you to "slim while you sleep" - surely and safely. That is why more and more smart hostesses make it a habit always to serve food topped with crystal-clear salt. Remember, food tastes better, looks better, and is more refreshing when served with sparkling, crystal-clear salt. Asbestos. Things made from asbestos rock never fail. Rain, sun, and fire will not degrade them. Everlasting and fireproof. To farmers and laboring men it is indispensable in warding off the effects of cold and prostration during the winter months. What more could you want? Be sure to ask your asbestos delivery man about our crushed and cubed asbestos service, right to your front door. Curtain. The curtain has so many uses in the home. We like to pride ourselves on our shower curtain for the modern bathroom. It's fast, too -- the whole business takes less than a minute. See it demonstrated at your local Woolworth Store! No wonder, therefore, that Aperture Science Innovators is growing so rapidly in favor. Aperture Science Innovators is in truth carrying American industry far along the road of progress. We're glad to open the portal wide enough for you to come with us into this brave, new world. 1940s Aperture Science logo on a silver, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts.
reverse engineer
An elite brand of coder, the reverse engineer usually takes a finished product (generally compiled or in a proprietary format), and, through a variety of techniques, is able to understand the inner workings and to apply that understanding in a variety of ways. Why? Sometimes just for intellectual curiosity. Sometimes from boredom. And sometimes you need to convert a proprietary driver/format for one Operating System and port it to another. Jon recently did this to create a Linux driver for a small receipt printing machine we'll use @ LinuxWorld this year. (Ed. Note: When this was written, it was 2001.) Of course you don't have to limit the scope of the reverse engineer to formats and compiled code - you can also reverse engineer, say, a Snickers Bar, or even a sheep ;) Black, 100% cotton t-shirt with 'reverse engineer' printed in reverse on the front.
Aperture Thermal Neck Wrap
Aperture Thermal Neck Wrap, to be used on moon expeditions in lieu of heated space suits. Instructions: Wrap the Thermal Neck Wrap around your face and neck to brave the sub-arctic temperatures of deep space and filter any moon dust that may enter your lungs if you accidentally stop holding your breath, which we strongly suggest you DO NOT DO. - Aperture Science Lunar Expedition Manual Remember, when the weather outside is frightful, the weather on the moon is anything but delightful. But never fear! Aperture Science equips their test candidates with only the best in economical safety devices. The Aperture Thermal Neck Wrap will keep you warm and toasty and filter out a non-zero amount of dangerous airborne particles should you wear it as a mask over your nose and mouth. Hooray for Science! Product Specifications 100% acrylic, machine washable Going to the moon? Use this thermal neck wrap to handle the cold temps. In an office with cold temps... or chilly temperatures? Stay warm with this scarf! Warm & cozy neck wrapping device from your friend in Science, Cave Johnson Black & white on one side and white & black on the other Officially licensed Portal / Portal 2 gear Dimensions: Approx. 5.5 feet long x 6.75" wide
Doctor Who 10th Doctor's Coat
While we love Matt Smith, we'll always have a spot in our warm fuzzy secret hearts for David Tennant's Doctor. (And we're jealous of Rose. Incoming really old spoilers from 2008. If you're behind the times, don't read the invisible paragraph below.) After all, Rose gets to live out her days in the alternate reality with the clone-Doctor. It should have been us, dangit. Why couldn't it have been us? And for those of us trying to imitate the 10th Doctor's style, the perfect coat has always been the most difficult part of the ensemble to replicate. For cosplayers of the 10th Doctor (or just fans of his unique style), we present this amazing replica, a limited edition costume piece approved by the folks at the BBC. The outer shell of this long men's coat is a luxurious, cinnamon brown, wool blend fabric. The dark blue indigo lining is very lustrous with a subtle herringbone pattern. There are two tangerine colored welt pockets on the inside made up of the same silky fabric. Bottom line, this is one swanky coat. Whether you tell people it was a gift from Janis Joplin... well, that's up to you. Product Specifications Officially licensed replica of the 10th Doctor's long coat The perfect piece to complete your David Tennant cosplay ensemble A seriously swanky coat with high quality fabrics & sturdy construction Luxurious cinnamon brown wool blend fabric Fully lined with silky dark blue indigo fabric with subtle herringbone pattern Two tangerine colored welt pockets on the inside (same fabric as lining) "Cut" in the back allows you free arm movement without the coat riding up See the chart below to determine the best size for you (when in doubt, choose the larger size - give yourself room to run from those Daleks!) S M L XL 2X Chest 36" 40" 44" 48" 52" Waist 31" 35" 39" 43" 47" Sleeve Length 25.5" 26" 26.5" 27" 27" Finished Length 53" 54" 54" 55" 55"
Walking Dead Survivor
Do you know how to be a Walking Dead Survivor? For starters, you can't give up. You can't stop. Do either of those and you're zombie food. You gotta work harder if you're going to be a survivor and make it. To be a survivor, you gotta keep on surviving. Sounds obvious, but it's true. So, to recap: You're gonna make it if you don't give up, don't stop, work harder, and just keep surviving. Oh, and being bootylicious wouldn't hurt. This shirt has absolutely nothing to do with Beyoncé and everything to do with surviving the zombie apocalypse. 100% cotton t-shirt with walking dead survivor printed in white.
Autobacon
Imagine if a bacon maker actually existed. You keep keep it on your desk in your office and just push a button for a piece of bacon whenever you got hungry. Now, imagine having a bacon maker machine at home. Kids get hungry, just send them to the bacon maker, so you can continue watching TV, playing games, or creating more such fabulous machines! Life would be great! Don't you think? This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Bacon making machine printed on a 100% cotton slate t-shirt. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size.
Modern Art TARDIS
Looking to tell the world that you stand with one foot in the world of fine art and another in the world of a fine, fine timelord? This is the shirt for you! The Modern Art TARDIS is one of the most unique TARDIS shirts we've discovered and we absolutely love it. You can just see the timey-wimeyness! 90% cotton and 10% polyester heather colored fabric with TARDIS printed in the front. Also available in Babydoll cut.
Bone Cuff Bracelet
We love to see designs that are inspired by science (and math!). This bracelet is inspired by the complex forms of radiolaria, the amoeboid protozoa that produce mineral skeletons. While real radiolaria are only 0.1 - 0.2 mm in size, the folks who make these bracelets created an interactive software to morph, twist, subdivide and grow each design into something the naked eye can appreciate. The Bone Cuff Bracelet is a C-shaped, flexible cuff that fits close to the skin. Traditional manufacturing methods would be unable to produce these amazing pieces, so they were built up layer by layer using Selective Laser Sintering, which is a kind of 3D printing. Because of the 3D printing process, these pieces have a coral-like texture, are extremely lightweight, and have the flexibility to fit most any wrist. Wear a bit of Science today! Product Specifications Inspired by radiolarians, the protozoa that produce mineral skeletons C-shaped, flexible design fits close to the skin Coral-like texture and airy design make it fun to wear Lightweight nylon material is built up layer by layer using 3D printing Materials: Nylon with UV protective coating Pssst... this makes a great gift for someone with metal allergies! Dimensions: approx. 2.6" x 1.8" x 0.9" (fits most wrists) Weight: 1 ounce
Secret Decoder Ring
Big Brother is watching. Listening. Reading your notes. What can you do? The tinfoil hat only protects your brain from the aliens. Once you put your ideas down on paper, anyone can read them. ANYONE. Possibly even the aliens with their x-ray beams. But definitely Big Brother since you're 99% sure that your house is bugged for video and audio. How else does Google find out you want to bake spam casserole? Paranoid much? (It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.) Pick up a pair of Secret Decoder Rings and you'll be able to encrypt your most personal messages, like the sticky notes you leave on your significant other's lunch bag. Nobody needs to know that she calls you Pookiepants and you call her Snoshmuffin. Simply remove the ring from your finger, twist the interlocking bands and you'll be able to code and decode your messages in a jiffy. Product Features Code and decode secret messages with your jewelry Made of stainless steel Three sizes available: Small (size 6) - 16.5mm diameter - for slight ladies (or wearing on a chain) Medium (size 10) - 19.8mm diameter Large (size 12) - 21.3mm diameter
I Breathe Geek
One of the nicest things about working at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which you should totally do, BTW) is that you feel like you're in your atmosphere. We have geeks of all stripes, and there's never any apologizing for not catching the past weekend's football games (although we do have our share of sports geeks). The water cooler talk is Doctor Who and the latest scientific discoveries, what everybody's reading and our favorite Greasemonkey plugin. (Also, it should be noted that we don't have a water cooler, but we do have an endless supply of caffeine.) When you forget where your body is and trip on your own feet, coworkers are quick to acknowledge, "I did that yesterday!" (although they will probably Tweet about your incident first). All in all, it's a really comfortable place to be a geek. You never feel like you have to apologize for being different, because here different is what we value. This shirt is for those who breathe geek. It's got all sorts of different geek obsessions represented: Bohr atoms, gears, cables, DNA, brains, retro gaming, binary, lab equipment, a section of the periodic table and more. In graph-paper blue and white on a dusky blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Duct Tape Wallet by Ducti
Made from Super Duct Tape (specifically engineered so that your wallet won't lift, peel, or get sticky), these duct tape wallets are one part high fashion, one part weekend warrior, and another part sheer cool. Super Duct Tape is tougher and better looking than traditional duct tape which would make a lousy wallet - think of glue leaking into your pocket and then sticking to all that lint and dog hair. No way. These next generation wallets don't even smell! And they are soft and gentle on the hands with no sharp corners to talk about. Sure you use duct tape to mount your hard drive in your case, or as floppy labels, or even to upholster your office furniture - but not until now could you realistically hope to use duct tape to carry around your bling. These durable and well-constructed duct tape wallets are great for all programmers, but Perl coders might enjoy them the most. Availble in two styles, Bi-fold (dimensions 4.25" x 3.75") and tri-fold (dimensions 4" x 3.25"). See additional images for pics of each. Wee!
Something Blue V-Neck Babydoll
Sure, he may be over 900 years old, but we'd still marry The Doctor. Wouldn't you? Alas, there's only one of him (or is there?) so we'll have to settle for a human. If you're looking for the "something blue" for your wedding day and you can't manage to summon the TARDIS, perhaps you'd like this V-neck t-shirt instead. Wear it in the morning while you're doing those last-minute preparations before donning the dress. Fangirl brides (or Doctor devotees) will love this bright blue 100% cotton v-neck t-shirt with the TARDIS printed in white on the hip. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 31 1/2-33 in. 33 1/2-35 in. 36-37 in. 38-40 in. 40-42 in. Waist 32-33 1/2 in. 34-35 1/2 in. 36-38 in. 39-41 in. 42-43 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in.
RFID Blocking Wallet
There's some seriously scary stuff out there in the world -- from bird flu and terrorism to depleting our planet of natural resources. There's not a lot that the average person can do about much of the things that may keep us up at night. Luckily, there's one scary prospect on the horizon that we can help with -- and it doesn't require lining your pants with aluminum foil! Aren't you lucky? Imagine if you will, some of these possible real-life scenarios: A shadowy character crouches unseen in the bushes. He doesn't have a gun or a knife, but he has a laptop. He watches as his prey walks by. Invisible radio waves emitting from the credit-card in his wallet get picked up by the laptop, recorded, and saved onto a cloned card. For all intents and purposes, this man becomes you, and has decided to go shopping. Or maybe he picked up the passkey that lets you into your office building. With ease, he can now walk into your secure office building and steal your company's equipment. The next morning, security guards are waiting in your cube to have a chat. The nightmare scenario was brought forth recently - a bomb lies waiting in a garbage can. Sensitive electronics read the identification cards and passports of the people who walk by, waiting until somebody of your nationality comes close... It's a scary world out there. Credit card companies and governments are putting RFID chips in your cards and identification, sometimes without your knowledge. Protect yourself and your money with a wallet that specifically inhibits those radio frequencies from escaping until you pull your card out. Did we mention you don't need to put foil in your pants? It's important to us that you know that you do NOT have to put foil in your pants. Very important. No foil. In your pants... none... zip... nada. The DIFRwearR RFID Blocking Wallet is a high-quality leather billfold with a built in Faraday cage to block RFID transmissions. It has room for six credit cards, your cash, business cards and your ID. Don't get caught unprotected.
TRON-Style Bazinga
On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy. You play some 3D chess, eat some Thai food (with a fork), do some cogitating on string theory, scribble some equations on a white board. But it's not easy being Sheldon Cooper. Think about it... How are you going to run the universe if you can't answer a few unsolvable problems? How are you going to prove your power if you can't finish your death ray and erase all the people who can't serve your higher purposes? A hot beverage is, unfortunately, not the solution to everything. Bazinga in TRON-style blue letters on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Wheatley Laboratories
Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Thank you for your interest in working with Wheatley Laboratories. We are now hiring for the following positions: Maintenance Engineers (for fixing up the facility) Tour Guides Primate Care Technicians Support-Services Coordinators for Monitors for the Homeless, our community outreach division In addition, an exciting position has unexpectedly opened up: assistant to the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. All applicants for this particular position must have previous experience resolving button-based disputes. U.S. accent preferred. Wheatley Laboratories (with Aperture faintly visible in the background) printed in off-white glow-in-the-dark ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts.
Loading... Please Wait
No matter how fast your connection is, there's always something you need that's bigger than your pipe. And you're stuck with a loading icon. Or worse yet, an interminable slideshow of the special features of the product you're attempting to download, built solely to taunt you into wishing you could be using it instead of watching the slideshow. And then (finally) whatever it is you were waiting for, your personal digital holy grail, is loaded. Loaded. Loaded! Which is exactly what you will be if you take the advice of our shirt. "Loading... please wait" expresses the frustration that humans can't go from zero to inebriated in a picosecond. And if you're wondering, the 26% in the middle of this black, 100% cotton shirt is how much of *you* is loaded, not the beer. That's why there's a lot more beer to drink. You should probably do something about that. You don't want folks to wait around, twiddling their thumbs, while they wait for you to finish loading, now, do you?
Inevitable Betrayal Women's Shirt
Just like British actors in American film, poor theropods always end up playing the bad guys. At the beginning of the pilot for Firefly (well, okay, after the beginning beginning), Wash has those plastic dinosaurs, one of which is a Tyrannosaurus or an Allosaurus. Either way, it's a theropod that's about to be vilified. Let's face it. Whenever you have two plastic dinosaurs together, you know it's gonna end with one of them being eaten, so if you've got a carnivore and an herbivore, you know who has the upper ... er... appendage. Especially since the Stegosaurus is all, "Ehn. Ehn. I gots only orthal movements in mah jaw. Ehn." We just hope the Stegosaurus got to use the thagomizer (Gary Larson should get to name all these things) before its untimely end. A speech bubble that reads "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" hangs over two cream-colored dinosaurs under a floating Serenity logo on a chocolate brown babydoll (fitted) shirt. Note: This product runs larger than our normal babydolls. Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. Length 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in.
Superhero Footie Union Suit
When we saw these pajamas we instantly knew what our Halloween costume would be for every Halloween spent at home feeding the trick-or-treaters. It's toasty warm, perfect for opening the door over and over. It's comfortable, perfect for lounging in our recliner eating candy and watching TV. And it's a costume, so the kiddies will believe that we're totally in the Halloween spirit. Win! But who says it has to be Halloween to wear this? You need toasty justice all winter long! Product Specifications 100% polyester fabric cape buttons on or off for a more dignified look footies can be zipped off P.S. You guys saw some our other super pajama offerings and asked if we could get them in a footie version with a buttflap. We couldn't manage the second, but the first we totally wrangled up. Bonus: the footies zip off easily if they're not your thing. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. M L XL XXL Height 5'3" - 5'7" 5'7" - 5'11" 5'11" - 6'2" 5'11" - 6'3" Weight 125 - 150 lbs 150 - 175 lbs 175 - 200 lbs 200 - 250 lbs
Rutherford-Bohr Model Atom Earrings
Mastering the atomic and subatomic field of quantum mechanics is an awesome end goal, but you know you have to start with the basics the way we all did: the Rutherford-Bohr-model atom. Now, being able to wear the model as earrings could be a great way to start. Don't you think? We have added some color, a beautiful nucleus, and a few negative charges to make it more exiting. Can the atoms make a transition between the orbits? Well! Let's save that for the next one that we create for you! The earring is made with silver-plated brass sheet. The atom and orbiting electrons are holographic clear, peridot, amethyst, and holographic turquoise. For our customer with nickel allergies, the chain is made of nickel-free sterling silver, and the earring is made of nickel-free, rhodium-plated brass sheet.
It's What's on the Inside That Counts
Fans of Doctor Who have long known that it's what's on the inside that counts. After all, you couldn't follow the show through multiple regenerations if it weren't true. Maybe Romana and the Fourth Doctor said it best after her regeneration (oh, wait... SPOILER... er, can you have a spoiler on something that aired back in 1984?): [Romana II enters wearing clothing exactly like the Doctor's] Romana II: What about this, Doctor? The Doctor: Exactly! Good heavens, that's exactly right! Ha! I never realized you had such a sense of style! Romana II: I thought you said external appearances weren't important. The Doctor: [smiling] Ah, but it's nice to get them right, though, isn't it? Romana II: [attempting to mimic the Doctor's voice] Ah, but it's what's inside that counts. - "Destiny of the Daleks" A picture of the TARDIS in blue, encircled with the phrase, "It's what's on the inside that counts" on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Marvel Polo Shirts
Sometimes it's difficult to display your fandom in a stuffy corporate, buttoned-up workplace. Downloading fan art for your desktop gets you in trouble with the IT support team. Adding another power strip to your cube to run your Batsignal off of gets the attention of the folks who have to answer to the Fire Marshall. And don't think they don't know what you're doing when you take Friday afternoon off the day of the big movie release. On the plus side, they can't really bust you if you have PTO left to burn. Unless you check in at the theater on foursquare. Resist the urge. Choose from the Avengers, Captain America, Ultimate Spider-Man, and the X-Men. Each logo is embroidered on the left chest of these 7 oz., 50% cotton and 50% polyester polo shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in. 60 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 29 in. 30 in. 31 in. 32 in. 33 in. 34 in.
Enterprise Text Scoop-Neck Ladies' Tee
"Captain, we've been hailed by the enemy ship." "Put it on the screen," the captain says. "Ahh, I see the Enterprise has lost more than just its photon torpedoes!" "You monster." "Monster, me? You're the ones with terrible fashion sense. I mean, look at your uniforms, those fabrics and colors have been out since 1986, Captain." "Self-destruct. Now," the captain hisses. "What? But, sir…" "NOW!" A black colored 76% polyester, 19% rayon, and 5% spandex officially licensed Star Trek t-shirt with Enterprise text printed in the front. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2XL Chest 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. 44 in. 46 in. Waist 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. 44 in. 46 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in.
Community 8-bit
After Pierce's father dies, it's up to the Magnificent Seven to conquer an 8-Bit video game realm in order to get Pierce his inheritance. Filled with hippies, white crystals, and burning villages, it's up to our favorite study group to come together to conquer the world. In the end, it's Abed and his billions of Helga code babies that save this unlikely band of friends and give Pierce the closure and lessons he needs. 100% cotton black colored t-shirt with characters of Community printed in 8-bit.
Tentacle Shirt
You know, it's a revelation when you see a DIY project you did in high school done really well. "Oh, so THAT'S what it's supposed to look like." That's exactly what we thought when we saw this bleach-stenciled apparel. For us, bleach stencils were mandated when our unique teenage combination of lazy and messy ruined our favorite shirts. This tentacle stuff elevates the common bleach stencil to a whole other level, so we were pretty excited when this artist out of Baltimore got to the point where she could accommodate ThinkGeek's cephalopodic needs. Note that because the design is handmade for each shirt, the placement of the tentacles on each garment is unique. We don't know what you're going to get, but we can promise it won't look just like it does in these photos. That's how art works. Tentacles twine around the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt. It's ringspun which makes it softer to the touch than our standard tees.
Extreme Monkey-Powered Awesomeness Enclosed Kids' Shirt
You would think this would have been the quickest shirt from idea to warehouse. We obviously already had the art. It's on the side of almost every package that leaves our warehouse. We know the colors; it's black ink on a cardboard box. But, believe it or not, "cardboard box" isn't really a color that garment manufacturers make. There were lots of chestnuts and tans and chocolates and mochas and espressos (maybe t-shirt girl shouldn't write copy while she's hungry...). There was no cardboard to be found. We'd find a color that worked for the men, but then we couldn't get it for ladies or kids. Or vice versa. Finally, our screenprinter said, "You know what? How about if we custom dye y'all some shirts to match your boxes." Sent them a package from our warehouse full of caffeinated brownies, and, the next thing we knew, we had a set of shirts that's a dead-ringer for our boxes. That's a long way of saying, "here's a shirt." Timmy's head and the caveat "Warning! Extreme Monkey-Powered Awesomeness Enclosed" in black ink on this cardboard-colored, 100% cotton kids' t-shirt.
Alt Universe Fringe Division Logo Babydoll
Officially-licensed Fringe apparel! Fans will immediately recognize that this is not exactly the Alt Universe logo. It's missing the Department of Defense bit at the bottom. That's because the Warner Brothers lawyers were afraid you'd be mistaken for an actual Alt Universe Fringe Division agent if you wore this. *eyebrow* We argued that if you were, you'd have to give them your ShowMe at the very least to prove who you were. They didn't buy it, so we had to yank the Department of Defense text, but we still love the look of this logo. And we love that it's officially supporting a show we love. Alt Universe Fringe Division logo in gold and red on a black, babydoll (fitted) shirt. Underneath it reads, "Fringe: Imagine the Impossibilities." Also, this has a custom Fringe necktag instead of the standard ThinkGeek one.
Periodic GeNiUS
Nothing is more humbling than discovering a situation in which your immense body of knowledge is completely useless. Just because you have a PhD in Chemistry doesn't mean you can bake a soufflé. And nobody wins at Trivial Pursuit without at least knowing something about sports. (Luckily, sometimes it's about fencing.) This shirt says, "I'm a genius, but I recognize it's only applicable periodically to my life." Oh, and, "Also, I dig chemistry." The chemical formula for genius (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS genius...), Germanium, Nickel, Uranium, and Sulfur, printed with their atomic properties in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Leather Statement Cuff
Jewelry is very specific to an individual. Certain people are drawn to certain things. We really like the simplicity of these cuffs, though. Metal and leather. That's it. They're hand-crafted in the US. They have a sort of steampunk aesthetic. And when we saw our quotation options, we knew we had to have them. Choose either e.e. cummings: It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. (with an image of a tree) or Lewis Carroll (attributed to Alice in Wonderland): Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Tolkien: Not all who wander are lost. (with an image of a swallow, the popular paraphrase from the LoTR poem "All that is gold does not glitter") 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Note that this is a softer, malleable leather, not the hard stuff you usually find on cuff bracelets.It fastens using holes punched on one end which slip over two pairs of riveted posts on the other. Depending on how you fasten it, it fits a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist. The plates with the statements on them are cast in lead-free metal and then given an antique brass finish. They attach to the bracelet using brass hooks. Our crafty geek girls will want to know you can add other things on to the hooks, such as beads or charms, to make your statement cuff truly unique, like you. Product features 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Statements cast in lead-free metal. Adjusts to fit a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist.
Babydoll of Ultimate Disambiguation
"No Plus No Equals No" - TMBG, "No!" We offer this shirt of ultimate disambiguation for your confused friends and colleagues. It's truly versatile. Works in a wide variety of situations. While you're there, I was wondering if you'd get me...? No. Could do me a favor and fix my comp...? No. Dear Sir/Madam, I am sorry I have to contact you in this manner. I am the son of the former President of.... No. See what we mean? You don't even have to respond. Your shirt does it for you. So many opportunities for "No." So little time. "No." printed in white across the chest of a black babydoll (fitted) shirt. It's like the adult version of Milo Oblong's shirt. Slightly more subtle, but no less true.
Anguistralobe Pendant
We think astrolabes and such gadgets are really cool, but we're glad we don't have to rely on them today. You know how complicated it is to program a destination into your GPS while you're sitting at a light. Imagine trying to figure it out using an astrolabe. We dig this non-functional one. For astrolabe fans (and those who just like to learn new stuffs), the mater (the disk which holds all the parts) on this is English pewter, and the tympans (azimuth and altitude of stars on the local horizon) and rete (Earth's orbit around the sun) are brass and are connected so that you can move them around the mater according to which fictional star you're interested in. It's fun to play with and good for keeping you awake during long meetings. Not that we'd know, of course. *winks* This pendant, made from English pewter and brass, is a little over 2" tall, a little over 1 1/2" wide (yes, it's round, but the height includes the bail), and around 1/4" deep. It comes on a 20" chain with a lobster clasp. It weighs just under an ounce. For our customers with nickel allergies: the back of this pendant and the chain are made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. It is free of both lead and nickel..
resistance is futile
More of a Vulcan statement than a Borg one, we think you'll still find this t-shirt quite appetizing. Unless you've recently wired up your own M.A.M.E cabinet or added a modchip to your Xbox, chances are good that your voltmeter and ammeter are still hiding in the garage at your parents house from your high school physics days. Leave them there and pick-up a digital multi-meter, jeez ;) 100% cotton heavyweight black tshirt with the phrase 'resistance is futile' written in white front and center. Underneath (in parenthesis) it says 'if < 1 ohm'. Haha.
Anatomical Skeleton Shirt
People do a lot of crazy things to put themselves through school. Some even sell their bodies. There are more salacious options, but we're talking about volunteering for clinical trials. Donating various bodily fluids. Did you see the documentary about the law school guy who has over 70 kids? We're still a little skeptical about documentaries on The Style Network, but, reading up on it, it looks legit. And also, the lab is down the street from us. Hi, Fairfax Cryobank! Chu guys got Nixon's head in a jar? But we digress. In the late 70s, Leslie Arwin was a medical illustrator who put herself through med school by selling her body. And by "her body" we mean THIS body, which she painstakingly illustrated and meticulously labeled on a t-shirt as a study aid. Her fellow students clamored for their own. It was popular then; it's popular now. Plus, if you have a slipped disc or something, it's the ideal shirt to show exactly where you hurt to others. If you have a supernumerary rib or other skeletal abormalities, you'll have to draw it in on your own. White ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Star Trek Bathrobes
It was a late night in the sciences lab on board the USS Enterprise. The Captain said he needed a cure for the virox plague on Cor Caroli V, so that meant every scientist on the ship was hunched over a scanner. All night, your forehead was pressed into the scanner hood until your eyes burned. Those late night sessions always made for difficult morning shifts, and at 0800 you have to be up-and-at-em at your post. You roll out of your bunk and plod over to the foodslot for your morning coffee. Too tired to even put on your uniform, you hope nobody will mind that you're wearing your Starfleet issue bathrobe. I mean, it looks like a uniform, from a distance - they're the same color as your sciences department top, or command-gold if that was your department. They have your department insignia on the left breast, and even your rank embroidered on the sleeve. As long as you stay casual and relaxed (easy to do in this warm and soft terrycloth bathrobe), nobody will notice anything's amiss. You step up to the food slot, insert your bright red data tape, watch the blinkenlights for a moment, and out pops a steaming hot cup of Ethiopian Sidamo. Armed with your stimulant, it's back to the sonic showers before you join Alpha shift on the bridge. Those buttons aren't going to press themselves. Features Warm and soft robes Officially licensed by CBS Embroidered insignia on left breast and rank on the sleeves Men's Length: 49 inchesWaist: Up to 50 inchesSleeves: 34 inches 100% cotton Red Uhura Robe Length: 34 inchesWaist: Up to 50 inchesSleeves: 31 inches Lightweight microfleece
Doctor Who Union Jack TARDIS Babydoll
No matter which country you're in while watching Doctor Who, you have to feel at least a little bit of patriotism for the UK. Of course, it seems like whenever the Doctor is there, something horrible is happening, or about to happen... so it's almost always a disastrous homecoming. Hi guys, I'm home, but I brought a few thousand aliens that want to kill you all. Is that cool? 90% cotton and 10% polyester heather colored t-shirt with TARDISes printed in various shades of blue to create the Union Jack design. Also available in Unisex.
Imperial Death Star Officer's Cap
You've made it. You graduated with top honors, you distinguished yourself in battle, and now the time has come. The time has come for you to take your position on the third auxiliary command deck of the Death Star II. Ah, the Death Star II - Bevel Lemelisk's most impressive work. Stepping on the deck and taking your position, you adjust your hat to a jaunty-yet-appropriate angle. Just then, the whole damn space station explodes. Sucks to be you. Still, you looked pretty snappy in your uniform - especially in your Imperial Death Star Officer's Cap. Celebrate those who gave their all for the Death Star and the Death Star II, with this awesome hat. It's as close to a movie accurate hat as you could ever get - actually created using the existing patterns from the Lucasfilm archives! Wear it at home, to the gym, around the office - anywhere you don your Imperial Death Star Officer's Cap, you'll turn heads. Celebrate the devotion and lives of all those who blewed up on the famed Stars of Death - especially those folks just trying to earn a buck - with a Imperial Death Star Officer's Cap. Stupid Ewoks. Please Note: Below is just one episode of Ensign Dribble and Lieutenant Bash, a series that sets out to show what the last few moments of two idiots might have been like before the Death Star exploded. Click here for all the episodes. Imperial Death Star Officer's Cap Almost exactly like the ones seen in The Empire Strikes Back. Created using the existing cut patterns from the Lucasfilm archives. Made from heavy, custom-dyed, all cotton weave. Includes an aluminum Imperial disc (the metal thing in the center of the forehead). Caution: Will not prevent Force chokes. Sizing Info: Click here for sizing chart.
Game of Thrones Hand of the King Pin Replica
Without giving away any spoilers, let's just say that being the Hand of the King isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, you have the most powerful appointed position in the Seven Kingdoms. You're the King's closest advisor. You can deliver decisions in his name. "What the King dreams, the Hand builds," they say. That's if you can live to build it. The Hand of the King Pin is a replica of the costume accessory worn by the Hand on the HBO TV series, A Game of Thrones. It's crafted from a heavy metal in an aged gold color for an authentic appearance. Of course, the question is, which King (or Queen) do you serve? Product Specifications Be the King's trusted advisor with this handsome pin Crafted from heavy metal in an aged gold color for an authentic look Officially licensed Game of Thrones collectible Dimensions: 2.75" x 1.25" Weight: 0.87 lbs
Binary Dad
It is the natual evolution of things. We wreak havoc as kids, we grow up, get jobs (hopefully) and sometimes have kids of our own and complete the cycle to adulthood. Ok well maybe not the adult part. We all like to play with gadgets and toys, whether we're 8 or 80, otherwise we wouldn't be here, would we? But for those lucky ones who have the joy of a rugrat or two following in your footsteps, you've got something to be proud of for once. For the tech-savvy dad, the Binary Dad t-shirt is a perfect gift for Father's Day. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in very dad-friendly blue with "DAD" in binary printed on the front in white.
Keep Calm and Don't Blink
We love us some good contingency planning. And Britain has that in spades. When everything goes all pear-shaped, there's a plan for that. Nazis taking over? Yep. We got the poster. London overrun by Weeping Angels? You bet. Get your caffeine and cartoon toothpicks right here. Keep Calm and Don't Blink and a little TARDIS printed in white on a blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script
Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterday's coffee on Twitter to their coworkers. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources. And think about it. If you wrote enough shell scripts, there wouldn't really be a need for the HR department at all, would there? . Black, 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase "Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script" in white on front.
The ThinkGeek Power Tie
If you're like most of us, you need all the help you can get to win in the rat race. Unfortunately, things like Mushroom power-ups to make you bigger, or Quad-damage power-ups to make you stronger are hard to come by in the real world of drifting bottom lines, staff meetings & corporate downsizing. You simply need an edge and you aren't going to get it from your Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword. So ThinkGeek decided to create the Ultimate Power Tie (UPT), a tie so powerful in its nature that it will simply dominate the mana from all nearby ties and force their owners to succumb to your will. So next time you need to make an impression, don't leave home without your ThinkGeek Power Tie, your life and career may just depend on it. 100% silk ties with repeating silk power symbols woven into the ties themselves. Background of tie is black with silver/gray power symbols. Note: power symbols are actually woven into the tie and not screen printed so they are extremely durable. ThinkGeek simultaneously does and does not condone the use of ties.
I Love My Geek Men's T-Shirt
Looking for the perfect gift for your boyfriend, husband, or even your dad? How 'bout the "I love my geek" shirt? It pretty much speaks for itself, and proves to the world that geeks really are lovable!
Steampunk Crystal Orb Watch Pendant
Wandering the hallways of our favorite conventions, we're constantly amazed by the steampunk costumes. Some folks construct their own, spending hours and hours cutting leather, sewing fabric, and gluing on gears. Others take the collector's approach and pick up their costume one perfect piece at a time: a skirt from this shop, boots from another, a tiny top hat from yet another. Either way, we have an enormous amount of respect for the love that goes into a steampunk outfit. Here's an accessory that will complete your steampunk outfit, whether you're a maker or a collector. This unique timepiece features a 1" faux crystal ball that houses a fully functional watch. Peer inside to see all the working mechanisms! It even winds up, like a good watch should. Antique brass fittings make it the perfect timepiece for your steampunk costume or everyday wear. A 32" matching chain with adjustable clasp is included. For our customers with nickel allergies: Brass is an alloy of copper & zinc. Product Specifications The ultimate timepiece for your steampunk costume 1" faux crystal ball houses a fully functional watch View the watch mechanisms as they tick tick tick Antique brass fittings are perfect for LARP or everyday wear Chain is 32" and features adjustable clasp Material: Antiqued brass (copper/zinc alloy) Batteries: None! This watch winds up, like a good watch should. Dimensions: Pendant (approx 4" circumference), Chain (32")
Serenity in Hanzi
The word "Serenity" gets spelled one way in Firefly and a different way in Serenity itself. But if you're our customer and you're looking at this shirt, you probably already knew that. This is the movie version, the one that probably most mere mortals are more familiar with since it ended up as part of the movie logo. That way, hopefully, you don't have to spend your time arguing with mere mortals, cause you have better things to do. Like adding captions to cats. Speaking of which, I believe Chemistry Cat is calling.... Serenity in Hanzi on the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Tiny Firefly on the back beneath the collar.
Bazinga! Slippers
Sometimes you don't need just one Bazinga! Occasionally, your classic pranks deserve two bazingas, and that's where these slippers come in. Or maybe this is a singular Bazinga! that hasn't yet been observed and collapsed to a single superposition. So you have slippers that are both for your left foot and right foot until you interact with their existence, and then they're just a single slipper. Okay, no. This thought experiment sucks. We want out. We don't need quantum entangled slippers. We need walking-around-the-house-and-keeping-our-toes warm slippers, which these are just perfect for. Plus, you don't have to worry about ninjas borrowing them, because like all open back shoes, they'll make those little thwap thwap noises when you walk. Thwap. Bazinga! Thwap. Bazinga! Of course, the Bazingas are silent. Unless you choose to voice them, which we heartily encourage. Bazinga! Slippers Red fabric scuffs. Black, non-slip bottoms. Embroidered Bazinga! logo. Officially-licensed Big Bang Theory merchandise! Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. M L XL Shoe Size Men's 8-9Women's 10-11 Men's 10-11Women's 12-13 Men's 12-13
Free Hugs Cactus Babydoll
This is the perfect shirt for holiday gatherings. You know, those annual events wherein family members whom you haven't seen for ... well, most of them a year, show up and ask intimate questions about your personal life whilst hugging you and commenting on how you've grown? It already makes you bristle. It'd be an added bonus if you could grow spines. The cactus kind, not the kind that classifies us as vertebrates. Protection from predators and cousins. Plus, then you'd get to transpire, and everybody loves a good transpiration. You know what they say: Girls don't sweat. They transpire. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 29 1/2 in. 31 1/2 in. 34 1/2 in. 36 in. Waist 27 in. 29 in. 31 1/2 in. 35 in. Length 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in.
Captain America Hoodie
Sometimes when you're a super soldier you just wanna sit around the house in something comfortable. Body armor doesn't really work when you're ready to put your feet up at the end of a long day. But maybe you don't want to lose your iconic look. That's where this product comes in. It has the look of the first Avenger combined with the comfort of your favorite hoodie. Our previous version of this hoodie had all the details printed on in plastisol, which made it a bit stiff. This new, improved version has the details sewn on and embroidered. It makes for a much softer hoodie with better movement. Long-sleeve, full-zip hooded sweatshirt is 60% cotton / 40% polyester. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. Note that although there is a design on the hood, the zipper extends only to the neck and does not include the hood. The eyes on the sides of the hood are cut out. The A and the wings are stitched on. We recommend that you turn this hoodie inside out before washing in cold water and lay flat to dry.
I'm with Genius
Of course you don't *actually* have to be a genius to wear this shirt. Little Johnny could have the IQ of a grapefruit and still have enough neurons to purchase this fine garment. Then, when Johnny's mom puts on the shirt for him, the world will come to think of him in a different light. Sure little Johnny might think an asymptote is a swear word, but, hey, read the shirt, he's with genius - so maybe it is. We might even go so far as to suggest wearing this shirt will make you smarter. Think about it. Just wearing this shirt may very well change the perception about your genius, and, in this day and age, frequently perceptions are more powerful than reality. See Y2K and the PSP for some recent examples. So, in a way, this shirt can actually change how smart you are by changing how smart other people, whether dumb or smart, think you are. Sheer genius! You can't lose! 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase 'I'm with genius' written on it front and center with an arrow pointing up.
Schrödinger's Cat vs. Pavlov's Dog
So Schrödinger's cat vs. Pavlov's dog. In a one vs. one fight who wins? Well, the first main difference is that Schrödinger's cat was a hypothetical experiment (or was it?), while Pavlov's dog was real. The loyalty. Real. The drool. Real. The need for a mop. Real. Real as he might be, though, it's definitely not in the canine's favor that each round of a fight typically starts with a bell. Plus the feline, if it exists, comes equipped with a box, a radioactive isotope, and a hammer. You generally don't want to give a cat tools. It remembers the time Erwin tried to put that silly hat on it. Just to clarify, by "fight" here, we mean "chase each other around the house until someone is declared victor." We here at ThinkGeek are big fans of animals of all kinds, and we think the only type of animal fighting should be for the comfy spot on the couch. Schrödinger's cat faces off against Pavlov's dog on this sand-colored, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Binary People
Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the fluorescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt... High quality heavyweight black tshirt with the phrase "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't" written front and center in white ink. If you don't get it, you just shouldn't get it now should you? ;)
iNecklace
When we saw this necklace, we knew it was perfect for our audience. It works both for straight-up Apple fangirls and also the girl who has to get under the hood of every gadget. For the former, this pendant is ready to go right out of the box. The default pulse that comes preprogrammed is reverse engineered from the Apple “breathing” LED pattern. The latter can get in and tinker with how the pendant's LED flashes to her heart's desire, because it's completely open source. The source code, circuit board files, schematics and CAD files are posted on GitHub. The pendant is machined from 6-series aluminum. Each iNecklace contains a circuit board with pulsating LED and two CR1220 batteries (one for now, one for later). The pendant is on a 18″ sterling silver 1.6mm diamond-cut curb chain that has been treated to inhibit tarnishing. Comes packaged in a black velveteen box.
Heavy Metal
Remember when you rocked? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Back in the day when music was so loud it made the fillings in your teeth rattle out? (Yeah! Those dang cheap fillings made from silver and mercury (symbols Ag and Hg (heh, didn't you always think hydrargyrum was a funny sounding word for mercury (oh! and did you know you can actually force the noble gases to bond with mercury by utilizing an electric discharge...)))) wait, when did you become a chemistry geek? We know geeks come in all forms - there are computer geeks, physics geeks, geology geeks, astronomy geeks, but the oft ignored chemistry geek is about to get some love, ThinkGeek style. Proclaim your love for your favorite portion of the periodic table of elements with this masterpiece of a t-shirt! 100% cotton heavyweight black tee with white and red depictions of 11 heavy metals from copper to bismuth doodled in the style of a 16-year-old metalhead. You do, indeed, rock.
Portal 2 In Case of Implosion
Officially-licensed Portal gear! Emergency eye wash stations are complicated. You have to make sure you have a plumbed water supply within 55 feet of wherever you think your scientists might get into trouble. You have to make sure the water temperature is controlled so that there's not a danger of scalding eyes. You have to remember to flush the system weekly to get out any sediment or corrosion. Finally, you have to make sure you have the right signage and train all the employees in how to use the equipment in case of emergency. It's all outlined in the multiple pages of the ANSI Z358.1-2009 Standards. But that's really complicated. You know what's easier? Not installing eye wash stations. After all, you don't have to have them if your employees don't have eyes left after their little mishap! This is why Aperture never provides safety goggles. As long as you follow directions and look directly into the implosion, everything should be just fine. Sign from Portal 2 (IN CASE OF IMPLOSION LOOK DIRECTLY AT IMPLOSION) on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt. Portal 2 logo on back.
Prime Cuts of Unicorn Babydoll
Unicorns aren't something that you run into every day, and we recognize that even professional chefs can sometimes be stymied when preparing exotic meats. We here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ have put together the following chart to use as a guide when selecting unicorn meat. For instance, the front section, being the hardest working, benefits from most-heat cooking to produce the most tender hugs. We use only the finest cuts of Rainbow to make our exclusive Canned Unicorn Meat, available in 14 oz. and new family-sized 28 oz. cans. Unicorn meat diagram in white and two shades of pink (heliotrope and strawberry sugar wafer) on a black 100% cotton babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. It's sparkly.
Version 1.0
Just in case you were having trouble, we have a simple system to keep track of your offspring. It doesn't take a sophisticated version control system like CVS or Subversion to know who is the child and who is the parent, but our simple v1.0 and v2.0 t-shirts should help. Be sure to get the v2.0, shirt, too! 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Blue Dusk. "v1.0" printed on the front in black, white, and red. The design is the same as on our "Version 2.0" shirt, but a little larger.
Flux Capacitor
Don't we all wish we could have a vision about something tremendously fascinating when we slip, bump our heads, and get knocked out? Most of us just probably end up with a big knot to show for it. But imagine if the result of each fall was something as fabulous as Doc's flux capacitor! Wouldn't that be awesome? Well, Doc was lucky (and crazy, which helps). How do you make a DeLorean better? You give it the ability to go back in time and travel to the future. (Also, you put in a cup holder.) Though over time many different products have been used to power the flux capacitor, now your personal flexing can flux it. Floox? Anyhow. Get the shirt. 100% cotton t-shirt with "Flux Capacitor...Fluxing" printed with an image of the flux capacitor.
Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Indium Nobelium Copper Oxygen Uranium Sulfur Sulfur Hydrogen Iridium Hydrogen-3 Fluorine Hydrogen-3 Tungsten Another take on Experimental Jetset's John & Paul & Ringo & George shirt. The shirt reads, "Fluorine& Uranium& Carbon& Potassium." in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Jacket
There are three kinds of people who can wear this jacket. 1. Old professors with half-smoked pipes held precariously in their teeth as they consult faded, leather bound copies of lost apocrypha scribed by ancient (legend has it even headless) monks in dank cellars beneath castle keeps in lands faded by time. 2. Writers in movies, especially horror movies involving English teachers. We're not sure why, but this seems to be the jacket of choice for men about to uncover some heinous, misbegotten crime against life, usually in a cabin in the woods, all while working on the next Great American Novel. 3. Renegade timelords and the fans that adore them. By which we mean you. Here at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, this fine jacket is the apparel of choice. We wear it in the streets of our local metropolis, while waving our sonic screwdrivers and making vague and unusual comments within earshot of visiting tourists. (Things like: "So this is what it looked like before it was bronzed and placed on the moon. I told you it didn't used to float!", and our favorite, "There he is, before he became president! Quick, take a reading so we can settle this whole clone debate now."), or just to lounge about knowing that we're cool. Product Specifications Replica of the jacket Matt Smith wears as The Doctor in Season 6 Fully lined, quality craftsmanship, suitable for everyday wear Pockets! Inside pockets, outside pockets, and all functional Plaid like you've never seen. Really. The plaid-pattern for this fabric is unique to the 11th Doctor's jacket. Back kick pleat, for all your back kicking pleating needs Elbow patches? 100% leather. We take our patches seriously, folks. Check the table below to determine your size (when in doubt, order the larger size) S M L XL 2X Chest circumference 36" 40" 44" 48" 52" Waist circumference 30" 34" 38" 42" 46" Shoulder width 17" 18" 19" 20" 21" Sleeve length 25.5" 26" 26.5" 27" 27" Finished Length 29" 30" 31" 32" 32"
Venkman Costume T-Shirt
When you're Dr. Venkman and you have two PhDs, sometimes your rates can get pretty high. After all, you got some serious student loans to be paying off. Venkman: Now, Let's talk seriously, now. For the entrapment, we're gonna have to ask you for four big ones. Four-thousand dollars for that. But we are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast, and that's only going to come to one-thousand dollars, fortunately. Manager: Five thousand dollars? I had no idea it would be so much. I won't pay it. Venkman: Well, that's all right. We can just put it right back in there. Stantz: We certainly can, Dr. Venkman. Hotel Manager: No, no, no, no! All right! I'll pay anything! Venkman: Thanks so much. See, if you don't like the price tag on this t-shirt, there's another way to get this look. You can go get some coveralls, strap on your own proton pack, and we can put you right in there face to face with the paranormal. We certainly can, Dr. Venkman. Fauxveralls are printed on this tan, 100% cotton t-shirt, along with a white t-shirt peeking out, Venkman's patch, a Ghostbusters logo, the straps to his proton pack, and some printed-on slime. Cause you don't want to go through an actual sliming. Trust us.
Moon Invasion
Reset game after you have died! All the powerups, changing the ship size, firing your gun, increasing your shooting speed, may still leave you dead! Such is life! But, being able to get your life back is what makes gaming so amazing. Now, imagine having all these controls in your real life! Powerup on Monday mornings, shrink your car to get through the morning traffic, increase your speed to get all your day's work down in a couple of hours, and then, have the entire day to play more games! Now, that's what we are talking about! 100% cotton black t-shirt with Space Invaders in front of a huge moon.
Star Wars Jedi & Sith Bath Robes
When a Jedi isn’t busy being a Jedi - gallivanting across the galaxy, negotiating trade disputes, or cutting the arms off of loudmouth bar patrons, they’re often found at home, relaxing on their easy-chairs and sipping on white-russians. It’s true. Nothing is more important to a Jedi than serenity. Comfort, for a Jedi in repose, is key, so when he lounges, you won't find him wrapped in many layers of cotton. No. You won't find him in ridiculously elaborate and colorful gowns with insane headdresses and clown makeup. The most relaxed jedi are often found in his soft fleece bathrobes. This sumptuous dressing gown is warm and luxurious - perfect for those strong with The Force who are taking a vacation, going bowling, or having their persian rugs cleaned. Sure, if you wanted to go out, whip out your lightsaber and start cutting down Sith, that's, like, your prerogative, man. Just remember, a Jedi abides. One size fits all, though Jawas may need a bit of alteration.
No Comment
Unless you've recently been indicted by your local law enforcement, chances are slim that you've had to say the words 'No comment' to anybody (other than perhaps your psychiatrist). And isn't it really the case that by saying 'No comment' you are in fact making a comment? There are implications and assumptions that co-exist with folks that persistently maintain that they don't have a comment to make. Assumptions of guilt, intrigue and superiority mostly. Well here at ThinkGeek we think you should just take it easy for awhile and shut up. Stop telling folks so much. Focus inward. You'll accomplish far more on the computer that way. 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with 'No Comment' quoted via common programming syntax for comments. Oh the irony.
MythBusters' Gear - Failure is Always an Option
Good scientists will tell you that any test that yields valid data is a valid test. They might be a bit depressed when they say it, but it's true. Other scientists who will argue that any test is valid if you learn something from the experience. This is particularly true of ones who can't predict what's going to happen. We're not talking about the ability to know ahead of time the result of an experiment. That's the point of doing the experiment in the fist place. But on the most basic level, what's going to happen? The sort of unexpected things that happen when you mix Jamie with C4 or killer robots and Grant (hint: they weren't killer to begin with). We kid. We kid. But failure is an important part of the learning process, in both science and life. If you haven't already heard it and have a free half hour, listen to Adam Savage's speech at Maker Faire Bay Area 2009 on some of his colossal failures for perspective. And then come back here and buy this shirt. Because failure is always an option. Adam's catchprhase from MythBusters, "Failure is always an option," stenciled in yellow and black on the front of an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed MythBusters' gear.
Define "Interesting"
Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your gorramn ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting: Curse: "May you live in interesting times." (Translation: "We really hope the fates slap you upside the head like you deserve.") Not-A-Lie: "That's an interesting hair color." (Translation: "Did you dip your head in sewage?") Not-An-HR-Nightmare: "What an interesting dress!" (Translation: "Where's the rest of it?") Impending Disaster: "It's certainly an interesting problem." (Translation: "We have no clue how to fix it.") Wash's definition of "Interesting" in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
I Cry Because Others Are Stupid Babydoll
Sheldon: Why are you crying? Penny: Because I'm stupid! Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad. - "The Gorilla Experiment" Based on that observation, we're not sure why Dr. Cooper isn't constantly walking around in tears. Not that we're complaining, mind you. Some of us in the office are frustrated by the laugh-track on The Big Bang Theory, but how much worse would it be if it were a cry-track? Mmm. Subjunctive. "I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad" with a little frowny emoticon in yellow on the front of a heather purple, 90% cotton / 10% polyester t-shirt.
nom nom nom Bunny Babydoll
People talk about raccoons pawing through the trash and cat burglers, but really the mammal you have to keep an eye on your stuff around is the rabbit. Remember Oolong, the bunny with a pancake on his head? He was actually stealing that pancake right out from under his owner. But he was so darn cute doing it, nobody minded. Nay, they encouraged it, sending him on a downward spiral of breakfast-product thievery. The Lindbergh baby? Totally a lagomorph behind that. We don't know how. They have skillz beyond human comprehension. And wiggly noses. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in.
I have my reasons.
You have your reasons for doing things. Maybe you can't explain it. Maybe you can but you don't think you need to or should. We'll remind you that no amount of justification or rationalization in the world will fix stupid, so why bother? That's a lot of wasted effort for very little return. We say "very little" because maybe you enjoy watching humans get that look the dog gets after you fake throw the ball. But we digress. You know, sometimes people just need to be told that it's none of their business. This shirt can do that for you. "I have my reasons." printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Insufficient Memory
It's not just computers that have limited resources. When was the last time you had brain cells to spare? We don't know a single geek, code monkey, or computer jockey that can make that claim. So until science comes up with a way to install DIMMs in your hippocampus, you'll just have to wear this shirt and hope it relieves some of the stress on your noggin. 100% heavyweight cotton black tshirt with "INSUFFICIENT MEMORY" printed on the front in silver metallic ink.
Trust me I'm The Doctor Babydoll
As much as we love Doctor Who, we have to admit that if we were an average Joe or Sarah Jane and an oddly dressed dude appeared in our backyard and told us to trust him because he was The Doctor, we're not necessarily sure we could. We've seen a few too many episodes of SVU, y'know? Then again, when life gets boring, sometimes you just have to take a leap into a police box. 100% cotton blue colored t-shirt with Trust me I'm the Doctor written in White. Also available in Unisex cut.
98% Chimp
Face it. You knew from the first time you climbed on the monkey bars that you were 98% Chimp. You could swing, screech, eat bananas... really all you needed were opposable toes and some additional body hair to make the picture complete. In the 1970s studies emerged comparing promising sequences of aligned human and chimpanzee DNA. The divergences were striking in their minimalism -- the differences due to base substitution came back under 2%. Aha. There's that opposable toe. Even today, with new technology and the entire chimpanzee genome mapped, the numbers run about the same. Unless you count indels. Which we don't. Don't get us wrong. We like indels. Heck. Just the way they put the word together makes us all misty for "modem." Indels, aka insertions and deletions of nucleotides in a protein sequence, make up an additional estimated 3% of differences between human and chimp genetics. They're common in non-coding regions of the DNA, bits where we're not quite sure what the DNA is doing, other than slacking off. So we decided not to count it on our shirt. If it can't account for its time, we're not putting it on the payroll. 100% cotton, black t-shirt proudly proclaims "98% Chimp."
Katinja Babydoll
Katinja, we're briefed in the dossier, is the leader of this band of merry ninjas which includes a panda, a rabbit, a monkey, a binturong (warning: video contains graphic cuteness), and a rogue gumball machine. Wait. How does a gumball machine sneak up on anyone? Okay. Obviously these are questions we should not ask or we might have one fewer of those nine lives, if you know what we mean. Katinja (a ninja cat) with crossed ninjato graces the front of this charcoal grey babydoll (fitted) shirt. Plus, there's a really cute iPhone wallpaper of this same image available for download. Just don't go and leave us here. All alone. With the ninja.
She-Ra Costume Babydoll
Sometimes you find yourself enmeshed in hopeless meetings. Too much bureaucracy. Too much "we've always done it this way." Too much resistance to doing the right thing. It feels like you're going to have to move mountains all by yourself. It's in situations like these where you need a reminder of just how mighty you are. How about if your shirt reminds you you're the Most Powerful Woman in the Universe? You were BORN to do this job. Your will is formidable, and also you can convince a panda to give your presentation for you. Because, come on, who can resist panda presentations? Not even Hordak. She-Ra's breastplate graces the front of this 100% cotton, babydoll (fitted) shirt. Bonus cape (and Sword of Protection) conveniently printed on the back guaranteed not to get caught in revolving doors.
Bon Temps Football
Geeks and sports don't generally mix.* There are always exceptions. But generally sporting events bring back bad memories of P.E. classes: broken glasses, stupid uniforms, and getting picked last. Look, when they work blernsball, quidditch, or zero-g football (Jim Bexley Speed FTW!) in to the gym curriculum, call us. Until then, we'll be here on the sideline, getting a fierce sunburn. That's what makes this shirt so great, because when you're having "Spirit Day," everybody else can be wearing a shirt with their Favorite Local Team on it, and you can be wearing this one. We suspect you'll get questions about it, which works for both the extroverts and the introverts. The extroverts can rant fondly about True Blood; the introverts can quickly sort out which humans aren't worthy. Bon Temps Football logo on a heather grey, 90% cotton / 10% polyester t-shirt. * Dear sports-fanatic customers: please don't beat us up. We know you exist, and we know you could. You also know you're a minority, right? Today we're talking to those OTHER customers. But we still love you. We promise.
Define "Interesting" Babydoll
Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your gorramn ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting: Curse: "May you live in interesting times." (Translation: "We really hope the fates slap you upside the head like you deserve.") Not-A-Lie: "That's an interesting hair color." (Translation: "Did you dip your head in sewage?") Not-An-HR-Nightmare: "What an interesting dress!" (Translation: "Where's the rest of it?") Impending Disaster: "It's certainly an interesting problem." (Translation: "We have no clue how to fix it.") Wash's definition of "Interesting" in white on a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: These are sized differently than our standard babydolls. Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in. Front Length 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in.
Geek Work Shirt
Whether you're crawling out from under the hood of a car or up to your elbows in IDE cables and mobo offsets, you need a good sturdy work shirt to keep you clean (not to mention stylish). Every geek needs one of our new Geek work shirts, complete with nametag embroidery to show the world what you're all about. Not that you need to advertise it - the heatsink in one hand and your pda in the other pretty much seals the deal. Constructed of 4.25 oz. permanent press poplin weave - 65% polyester, 35% combed cotton, TouchTex dark blue fabric. This work shirt has 2 front pockets with button closures, a lined two-piece collar with permanent stays, 6 buttons on the front with a snap at the collar, and a soil-release fabric. A sewn-on patch reads "Geek" above the left side pocket in grey and white. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL XXXL Chest 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. 54 in. 58 in. Neck 14 1/2 in. 15 1/2 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in.
Hobbit The One Ring Earrings
All of the ring bearers in Tolkien's books are dudes. Have you noticed that? We certainly have and we think it is high time to share the love with the ladies. Finally, it is your turn to have the awesome responsibility of bearing the ring. After all, if we can handle the emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy and childbirth, we can carry a silly ring to a volcano and throw it in. No probs. What better way to hide your Precious from your enemies than to create an exact replica and wear them as earrings? After all, if you're wearing multiple One Rings, how would anyone know which one was the One? Beware though, prolonged wearing may turn you into a balding, shriveled up little creature with nasty teeth. Better take these babies off before bed. Product Specifications Replicas of the One Ring from The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings Feature inscription seen in the feature films Material: Stainless steel with 14k gold plating Clasp: Hinged Dimensions: 3/4" diameter For our customers with nickel allergies: The One Ring Earrings are made from stainless steel which does contain nickel. They are gold plated, which will protect skin from the nickel for the life of the plating.
Back to the Future Marty Hat Replica
It seems that every few months, someone Photoshops the dashboard display of the Delorean and says, "OMG GUYZ, TODAY IS THE DAY FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE!" But it's not. It will not be the day from Back to the Future II until 2015, which is not today. It's not in 2012, or 2013, or 2014. 2016 is right out. In BttF II, they go to 2015. And in that movie, Marty McFly wears the most amazing hat that has ever been worn. Ever. In fact, we're going to bet that when the Doctor regenerates, it will be as Helen Mirren wearing this hat. Get your very own Marty McFly hat so you're ready for 2015. Maybe we'll have mass market hoverboards, self-drying jackets, and time-traveling cars. But at the very least, we'll have a one-size-fits-all prop replica hat that shines in every color possible. The ultra-refractive fabric will have anyone who looks at you mesmerized by your fashion sense. Product Specifications Prop replica hat from Back to the Future II The hat Marty McFly wore during his visit to 2015 Made of ultra-refractive fabric that shimmers in all colors One-size-fits-all with adjustable Velcro closure
Jayne's Hat
Many of you told us you wanted this hat. Many of you gave up on us and already have this hat. Maybe you picked it up on Etsy; maybe you made it yourself. But there are those of us not burdened with an overabundance of knitting skills who procrastinated and just never got around to putting in that Etsy order. What? There were guns to clean, beagles to smuggle, people to intimidate. This hat is for folks like us, to keep us warm in our travels. We found a vendor with the Firefly license who agreed make the officially-licensed version of the Jayne hat. Only problem was, they weren't huge fans. Not like us. They knew of the hat, but didn't know the details. So we got to play adviser on this, giving them specs for different parts and picking the colors. One of the tricky things is that the hat in real life is much brighter than it looks in the show because of the lighting in the scene. We started out with the actual colors, and quickly determined that wasn't going to work. It didn't look right. We came to this compromise, which looks like the hat you see on Adam Baldwin in the scene. Sort of like how it's never ice cream when they shoot ice cream for commercials, but if they shot actual ice cream it wouldn't look like itself? That. Yellow, orange, and red, 100% acrylic laplander. Officially-licensed Firefly merchandise. Jayne's Hat One size fits most. 22" around, unstretched. Stretches to 29". 9 1/2" from top to brim. 15" from top to end of earflaps (not counting tassels). Tassels are just over 3". Pompom is 3". 100% acrylic. Hand wash. Lay flat to dry. Iron on low. Do not bleach. Not intended for children 12 and under.
Heavy Metal Scoop-Neck Babydoll
Remember when you rocked? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Back in the day when music was so loud it made the fillings in your teeth rattle out? (Yeah! Those dang cheap fillings made from silver and mercury (symbols Ag and Hg (heh, didn't you always think hydrargyrum was a funny sounding word for mercury (oh! and did you know you can actually force the noble gases to bond with mercury by utilizing an electric discharge...)))) wait, when did you become a chemistry geek? Proclaim your love for your favorite portion of the periodic table of elements with this masterpiece of a t-shirt. Black babydoll (fitted) tee features a scoop neck (as opposed to a high crew neck) with white and red depictions of 11 heavy metals from copper to bismuth doodled in the style of a 16-year-old metalhead. You do, indeed, rock.
Balloonicorn T-shirt
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the municipal ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, was seen playing patty-cake with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk. Balloonicorn printed on front and Sentry on the back of a 90% cotton and 10% polyester T-shirt
Superhero Earrings
Sometimes you don't want big, flashy statement apparel that shouts "I AM A GEEK!" For instance, in corporate America, our t-shirts are generally frowned upon. For places that consider polos and khakis casual wear, we have an option that lets you show just a little bit of your true self any day of the week: superhero earrings. These earrings, made from surgical stainless steel, feature Marvel and DC Comics icons. The discs are each 1/4" in diameter with a slightly domed appearance. On the die-cuts, the Punisher is 1/4" wide by 3/8" tall. The Batman is 3/8" wide by 1/4" tall. The Superman is super-sized: 5/8" wide by 1/2" tall.All have 18-gauge posts with butterfly-style, friction (push) backs. Product Specifications Sold as a pair. Made from 18G 316L surgical stainless steel. Not intended for use by children 12 and under. Dimensions: Discs are 1/4" diameter. Die-cut are 1/4" x 3/8". For our customers with nickel allergies: these are made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means their five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.
Serenity Schematic Babydoll
Sure, to some it might be a flying piece of go se, but to a handful of folks it's home. And sure, the Series 4 is out, but who needs it? You wait until the 4 comes out, that's when you get a great deal on the Series 3. None of that depreciation when you fly it off the lot. What's the 4 got anyhow? Twice the space for crew? If you ain't using all the berths in a 3, you don't need that. A hydroponics garden? Oooh. Fancy. We get our strawberries by other means, pal. And twice the range? If you need twice the range, you ain't arranging your smuggling proper-like. That's all I gotta say about that. Serenity specs in white on a black, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
The Babe With the Power Creeper
We started this out as a babydoll, but you guys clamored for us to make it for the tiny ones. So we did. Your child might be the one or you might have some geek friends who have a child who reminds you of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe. Well, good. Now that we have that straightened out.... "The Babe With the Power" in various shades of blue on a black lap-shoulder creeper. Please reference the table below to choose a size. 6 mo. 12 mo. 18 mo. 24 mo. Chest 19 1/2 in. 20 1/2 in. 21 1/2 in. 22 1/2 in. Front Length 16 1/4 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in.
COBRA Logo
Has the government screwed you over for the last time? Worldwide paramilitary organization seeks go-getters to fill out our ranks. Upward mobility available for recruits with the right balance of deception and determination. Experience with blackmail, kidnapping a plus. Some travel required. COBRA logo in ice grey on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Show your fandom for our favorite ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world. "COBRRAAAAAA!"
Element of Surprise
A new element is being added to the periodic table after its discovery was confirmed by a team of Russian and American scientists. The element, named Surprise, appears to point the way to still more elements with chemical properties no one can predict. The team, based outside of Dimitrovgrad, Russia, produced the element by smashing together isotopes of thorium, a natural radioactive chemical element, with a bologna sandwich. The chief scientist on the team admitted that the addition of the sandwich was initially accidental, but added "we duplicated the results with a second bologna sandwich." The particle accelerator was rendered temporarily unusable after the byproducts of the experiment, surprise and mayonnaise, were left in it overnight. A spokesperson for the General Assembly of the International Union of Pure and Applied Physics, which approves the naming of new elements, admitted, "We're just as surprised about this as you." The symbol for the element of Surprise (Ah) graces the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt. How it got that many protons and a standard atomic weight of zero is anybody's guess. Oh wait. That's not zeros. That's the new mathematical constant O.O.
Day Without Fusion
One day it's gonna happen. We've even stuck it on our Google Calendar (tentatively busy June 15, 5,000,000,2008). On that date (give or take a few millennia), the sun will turn the last of the hydrogen in its core into helium, and voila. No more fusion. No more sunshine. Of course, at that point if the human race still exists and inhabits Earth, that'll be the least of our worries, what with adapting our new orbit and trying to outrun the leading edge of our now likely red giant sun. But now you have a funny shirt to wear should it happen (and if the human race still comes equipped with a standard package of a torso and two arms in their respective locations). "A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine" printed in orange and yellow beneath a happy sun on a 100% cotton charcoal grey t-shirt.
Diablo III Tyrael Hoodie
Tyrael walked away from his heavenly brothers to aid the champions of mankind against Diablo and his ilk. But there is still evil in the world to vanquish! To those brave souls who dare challenge the dark forces, we offer this armor and icon of badass faith. Wearing this hoodie pretty much makes you modern-day Horadrim, without all that pesky living in a monastery and watching over a Prime Evil's resting place all day without WiFi. This is the shirt to don when you go up against Diablo's armies. It might even grant miracles, like getting a decent server connection (but don't hold your breath). Fabric is a 60/40 cotton/polyester blend. S M L XL XXL Chest 37" 40" 43" 46" 49" Waist 32" 34" 36" 38" 40"
Newbie
One of ThinkGeek's favorite newbies is a little fella named Jack. Jack likes to say 'la la la' quite frequently (at only 2 months of age). We, as geeks, fully understand that Jack (aka, newbie) is attempting to create a new programming language based on the repitition of natural language. Jack rocks. And we also know that many of you out there have little geekoids (newbies) that are also coming into their own discoveries about life, the Universe and the Restaurant at the end of that Universe. They already know about 42 - it's your job to never let them forget about it. And please oh please don't ever let your kids *not* read Tolkien, The Chronicles Of Narnia, or The Foundation Series - unless of course you intend to breed orcs. Oh, and teach them binary. Yeah. Little white creeper with a computer sketch and the phrase 'newbie' written on it. As cute as geek can be, which, according to most sources, is *extremely*.
TARDIS-Shaped Expansion Babydoll
Imagine living in a dimensionally-transcendental space. We would never have an issue with running out of space again. (Because there is no such thing as too many shoes. Only not enough closets. Of course, there could be the jettisoning of closets in order to escape some horrible catastrophe, presumably more horrible than jettisoning all your shoes. But we digress.) The TARDIS is like infinite Space Bags without needing a vacuum. Imagine what it'd be like if the Doctor were on Hoarders. Oh man. They'd have to cordon off a whole section of the universe because it'd contain hundreds of "perfectly good" broken sonic screwdrivers that the Doctor was going to fix "when he had some free time." Like ya do. "Time And Relative Dimension In Space" written out in the shape of the TARDIS on this navy blue, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
T-Qualizer Shirt
Here at ThinkGeek we're constantly amazed at the never-ending evolution of new technology. Hey, it's our job. Take the lowly T-Shirt for example: In caveman times you had animal pelts... the Medieval era saw rise to the stylish burlap sack... next came lovely soft cotton and then synthetic polyester. Finally the modern space age delivers a fully functioning graphic equalizer in a handy t-shirt format. Party like it's 2999 with the glowing display on the T-Qualizer that dynamically changes with any ambient sound or music. This has to be the coolest wearable tech we've seen since the George Foreman backpack grill.
Batman Logo Sweater
This city needs a hero. It needs someone who's willing to walk in the filth and clean up the streets. Someone they can count on. Someone to look up to. Batman can't be that man; he's busy enough with Gotham. But, he's got this fantastic sweater he's willing to share if -- IF! -- you wash it before you give it back. If you've been dragging it through YourTown's filth and cleaning up the streets with it, it better be dry-cleaned before you drop it in the mail. Black colored knitted sweater, 60% cotton and 40% acrylic, with Batman logo knitted in the front and three stripes knitted on both arms. The sweater can be machine washed and needs to be flat dried. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 39 in. 40 1/2 in. 42 in. 43 1/2 in. 45 in. Body length 26 1/2 in. 27 1/4 in. 28 in. 28 3/4 in. 29 1/2 in. Sleeve length 22 in. 22 3/4 in. 23 1/2 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in.
Vitruvian Minecraft
Hey, it's Steve! You know Steve. His perfect, blocky proportions are highlighted on this remix of da Vinci's Vitruvian Man, suggested by one of our customers. He's surrounded by notes and sketches, as if he's been ripped right out of Notch's sketchbook. The copy for the da Vinci-esque notes on the nature of the Minecraft universe was provided by our head of evil schemes and nefarious plans (referred to in the common parlance as "marketing"), Jamie Grove. It's kind of hard to read in the scripty, "I'm writing this with a quill" font, so we're reproducing it here for your elucidation: Next to the sword One must become terrible and fierce in the company of mobs Next to the piston Machine for pushing blocks by means of redstone power Next to the pickaxe Let no man, who is not a stone mason, read the elements of my work Next to the blocks That shall be brought forth out of dark and obscure caves... Bottom text Every world is the termination of a number of chunks, which converge to form a map. Theoretically, the map could extend forever but for technical reasons the base is approximately eight times the surface of the earth, while the vertical plane remains a constant 128-block height. We'll admit that we agonized a bit over the private parts. Do we include them? Do we not? We had this version, and we made a version with a fig leaf, which looked really out of place, and then we made one where Steve's private parts showed (and they were hilarious), but it got nixed by our favorite Swedes, who didn't want anybody messing around with Steve's junk. Which we understand. We didn't really want to go there in the first place. Hence this clean version. Vitruvian Steve hangs out on this sand-colored, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed Minecraft gear.
Moody Marvel Babydoll - tokidoki x marvel
This cute little baby doll tee shirt melds the world of Marvel comics and Japanese-inspired lifestyle brand tokidoki. Featuring nine of your favorite Marvel characters, this tee lets you wear your superhero's most base emotion on your sleeve, or rather, your chest. Italian artist Simone Legno adapts Thor (Proud), Human Torch (Hot), Dr. Doom (Angry), Storm (Moody), SpiderMan (Funny), Iron Man (Bossy), Captain America (Hungry), Wolverine (Rowdy), and Hulk (Strong) with his artistic styling. 100% cotton silver colored t-shirt with superheroes printed in artistic styling. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Waist 25 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 29 1/2 in. 31 1/2 in.
PvZ: The Zombies Ate Your Brains
This screen is one of the few things about Plants vs. Zombies that we don't love. It's drippy. It's green. It means we have to start over. Other things we don't love? The removal of the Michael Jackson zombie, but, you know, we get that. We've had our fair share of requests like that here at ThinkGeek. Annnnnd... does the fact that the game itself has the ability to suck up our entire lives count as something not to love or is that a bonus? We're not sure, so we'll leave it at that. The death screen from Plants vs. Zombies (with the text "The zombies ate your brains!") is reproduced on this black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed Plants vs. Zombies gear.
Photosynthesis UV-Sensitive Ladies' Shirt
Everybody likes photosynthesis. It's hard not to if you breathe. When we saw the new UV-sensitive ink, we knew what we had to use it for. Plus, printing the formula for photosynthesis on a shirt that reacts to sunlight is our super sneaky way of getting more Vitamin D into our customers. Here's how the shirt reads: 6CO2 + 6H2O + photons -> C6H12O6 + 6O2 Leaves and roots grow out of the formula when the shirt is exposed to UV light. The leaves and roots are visible but very faint indoors. The whole glorious mess is printed on an eco-friendly 100% certified organic cotton, 4.3 oz. natural (off-white) ladies' shirt. For maximum life of the design, machine wash cold, inside out. Do not iron. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 31 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 42 in.
Exoplanets Babydoll
We love hearing stories about how ThinkGeek t-shirts bring strangers together to geek out about science. Here's an email we received about a space enthusiast meeting up with a retired astrophysicist, thanks to the "Science To Do" Portal shirt. Hi -- just wanted to pass along an anecdote that happened earlier today, which happened thanks to one of your t-shirts. At the pharmacy earlier, an older gentleman noticed my T-shirt with its "Look at me still talking when there's science to do." slogan, leaned in closer to read it aloud in a New York accent, and then looked up at me with a smile. "So, you like the sciences. What do you follow?" I smiled in return. "All of them, but Astronomy's my favorite. Anything to do with space." His grin grew, but he got called to the counter. Coming back to me, he continued, "I was an astrophysicist. I'm 92 now, but in the last 15 years things are changing so fast, it's hard to keep up!" "The exoplanets alone!" I laughed. He nodded. "And there's a new particle every other day! Anyhow, a pleasure to meet you." We shook hands. Afterwards, I calculated that he would have been born in 1920 and just about 50 when I was born. I should be so lucid and charming at 50, much less 92. :) Thanks, ThinkGeek, for providing me with such a great encounter. -- Robert D. XKCD reminds us that we're a very small part of a very big universe with this 100% cotton black t-shirt with all the planets printed in a circular pattern. Also available in Unisex.
For Science!
According to Aristotle's Rhetoric, there are seven causes of human motivation: Chance Nature Compulsion Habit Reason Anger Appetite We're going to add one more that he missed: for Science. He was probably just being polite. The guy credited with setting down the scientific method as inductions made from known certainties probably just didn't want to toot his own horn. Plus, Science really fits into many of the other categories, also. We enjoy doing Science. It creates pleasure. Therefore it is an Appetite. But also, maybe our personal goal is to achieve or understand truths, and therefore Science becomes part of Reason. Or maybe, for some high schoolers, it is a Compulsion because they gotta take this freaking Earth Science class to graduate. But even so, the fact that the motivation "for Science" fits into so many of the categories explains why it needs its own. So here you go. Here's your excuse. When you're telling the cops, the jury, the Nobel committee, the National Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences why you did it? Tell them the truth. You did it for science! "For Science!" in a distressed, yellow print on a dusky blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.
SCI: Dr. E
Many superheroes have no idea how or why their powers work. We see this frequently with powers stemming from emotions: a pyrogenetic gets spooked and accidentally sets the place on fire. However, Dr. E is actually empowered explicitly by his deep understanding of the nature of reality itself, granting him powers of spatial-temporal manipulation. Years spent bored out of his noggin as a mild-mannered patent clerk provided insight into the phenomenon of time dilation. His ability to grasp these concepts allows him to manipulate and adjust objects' placement inside the curvature of space-time, altering reality. In general, man cannot conceive of four dimensions; Dr. E, however, can. Dr. E is a founding member of the Science Corps International. This shirt features Dr. E on a black, 100% cotton shirt.
Galaxy Leggings
When we saw what was happening with photo-realistic leggings, we knew we had to pick some up. But you know how sometimes a little something is lost in translation? We told our factory that we wanted our own custom ThinkGeek leggings with space printed on them. They sent us a sample that had beautiful constellations on the front. Only it had two large moons printed where you would expect the verb "moon" to happen. No joke. Needless to say, we opted not to go with those. This set of tights features an all-over print of a false-color image of space. (Read about how NASA colorizes the black and white images it gets back from its space-faring telescopes. Warning: Click on the link only if you have time to fall into the rabbithole that is NASA's awesomeness.) The location of the print will vary depending on what piece of fabric your tights were cut from, but we promise there will be no moons on the butt. 90% nylon / 10% spandex. Opaque. One size fits many bipeds. Machine wash cold. Do not bleach or iron. Hang dry. You can get leggings with space on them a handful of other places (especially if you're traveling to Asia), but this particular version is a ThinkGeek exclusive. Galaxy Leggings One size fits many bipeds. 24" waist unstretched. (We tested it to 38" diameter, so it's very stretchy.) 28" inseam unstretched. Opaque. 90% nylon / 10% spandex. Machine wash cold. Do not bleach or iron. Hang dry.
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We wrote a song about censorship. We hope you like it. Goes a little something like this: All the world over, so easy to see Data everywhere just wanna be free Listen, please listen, that's the way it should be Peace in the valley, info's got to be free *cue horns* [redacted] printed in a subtle grey on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. The rest of the text on the shirt was (presumably) blacked out.
Only You Can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse
We live in dangerous times. There are all sorts of dangers - biological, chemical, social. If one stupid human makes one stupid mistake, we could have the apocalypse on our hands in mere days. If you miss the signs, if you have your head in the sand, if you just can't bring yourself to shoot Grandma when she's clearly infected with the virus, then YOU have caused the modern day forest fire that is the zombie apocalypse. Be prepared, zombie watchers. The time will come and you will be responsible for saving or damning the world. Zombey the bear admonishes "Only you can prevent the zombie apocalypse" on a 100% cotton, cedar t-shirt.
Otaku University Logo
Imagine a university specially created for like minded group of people. So, how about a University where you can get admission only if you are a comic book fan, or another university for all the video games fans? Wouldn't it be great to hang out with people who have the exact same interests? All the quizzes could be based on your interests: character development, plot arc, cheat codes. Your peers would actually understand your passion toward a particular subject as they would all be equally passionate about it. Now, wouldn't that be awesome? So, what kind of university would you like? Otaku University is a good start, right? 100% cotton. black t-shirt with Otaku University logo printed in white.
Japanese for Beginners
Let ThinkGeek help you prepare for your anime pilgrimage to Tokyo. For the uninitiated, Japan is like a futuristic otaku Disneyland with beer vending machines. But... you may need some language skillz and ThinkGeek has a fine shirt to assist with your schooling. You probably have heard that Japanese is a difficult language to master... however we have it on good authority from Timmy (the faithful ThinkGeek monkey mascot) that Japanese is easier to learn than Leetspeak. Timmy speaks Japanese and Leet perfectly... but sadly we can't seem to understand his English. Here is the secret skinny from Timmy; many handy Japanese words are actually borrowed from English but changed slightly to match the syllable sounds of the Japanese language. Now take a closer look at the Japanese for Beginners shirt. It provides all the useful Japanese words you may need in an easy to pronounce and accurate format. Amazing eh? Don't thank us, just send lots of Japanese biru... and remember the Japanese word for "food" isn't "foodu" it's "tabemono". 100% cotton, heavyweight t-shirt in blue dusk with handy Japanese language guide on the front.
Zombie Attack Hoodie
This hoodie features the battle scars you earned in your fight with the zombie hordes. Clearly, you've had better days. There are bloody handprints near the pockets and slashes across the chest. There's a deep slash across the back that reveals your exposed spine. There's a bandage on your left wrist revealing bite marks. There's a chunk of missing skull on the back of the hood, which is lined in brains. We'd say you ought to get that looked at, except there's a pretty massive blood spatter on the front of the hood around the area where your mouth would be. Which implies that you ain't one of us any more. But you put up a valiant fight, and for that we salute you. But we're not taking the helmet off, no how, no way. This charcoal grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull (not shown in the photo) is a silver-colored biohazard symbol. We recommend that you turn it inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. 50 in. 52 in. 54 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 24 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in. Front Length(from where hood meets shoulder) 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in.
Game of Thrones Stark Shield Pin
With Winter coming, you'd better dig out your warm cloak... or at least a scarf. Silly Summer Child, thinking you can run about in just a t-shirt and jeans. You'll catch sick in the cold and then you won't be able to run when the White Walkers come down from beyond the Wall. Crafted from the actual prop worn by the Starks on the Game of Thrones HBO series, this shield pin will look great on your backpack, Bag of Holding, or your winter cloak. Featuring the Stark dire wolf, this pin is two inches in diameter and made of an antiqued zinc alloy. Wear it with your Hand of the King Pin... if you dare. Product Specifications House Stark shield pin to show your dire wolf pride Produced from the actual prop from the HBO TV series Features the dire wolf of House Stark Officially licensed Game of Thrones collectible Material: Antiqued Zinc Alloy Dimensions: 2" wide
Star Wars Tie Clips
A civilized event is cause for an elegant accessory. Whether it's a wedding, a party to schmooze with investors, or dinner with the CEO, you need to look your best. Pull your favorite suit out of its dry cleaning bag because tonight's the night to make an impression. Best leave your blaster at home; you wouldn't want to be tempted to do something rash. Secure your corporate noose with one of these fine, rhodium-plated tie clips featuring the insignia of the Empire or the Rebel Alliance. You'll look amazing while flashing your geek cred, which is more than most folks can do at a fancy shindig. Need a bit more bling? These tie clips match perfectly with our Star Wars Cufflinks. Product Specifications Sliding tie bar for fans of Star Wars that need to dress up Choose: Empire (black) or Rebel (red) Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Material: Rhodium-plated base metal Dimensions: approx. 2" x 3/8"
Inevitable Betrayal
Just like British actors in American film, poor theropods always end up playing the bad guys. At the beginning of the pilot for Firefly (well, okay, after the beginning beginning), Wash has those plastic dinosaurs, one of which is a Tyrannosaurus or an Allosaurus. Either way, it's a theropod that's about to be vilified. Let's face it. Whenever you have two plastic dinosaurs together, you know it's gonna end with one of them being eaten, so if you've got a carnivore and an herbivore, you know who has the upper ... er... appendage. Especially since the Stegosaurus is all, "Ehn. Ehn. I gots only orthal movements in mah jaw. Ehn." We just hope the Stegosaurus got to use the thagomizer (Gary Larson should get to name all these things) before its untimely end. A speech bubble that reads "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal" hangs over two cream-colored dinosaurs under a floating Serenity logo on a chocolate brown 100% cotton shirt.
Hogwarts House Logo T-shirt
We'd like to thank Harry Potter for making cosplay easy for lazy geeks. In fact, the switch from director Chris Columbus to Alfonso Cuaron made it even easier, doing away with the stuffy robes and putting the kids of Hogwarts in street clothes. Now all we need to cosplay a young witch or wizard is a wand and a few well-chosen accessories. You've got the beanie and the scarf. These work wonderfully for a classic costume. But what if you're looking to cheer on your favorite quidditch team? You'll want one of these fine t-shirts, emblazoned with the crest of your chosen(-for-you-by-a-magical-hat) house. 100% cotton t-shirts with Slytherine, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor House logo printed on the front. Note: We are still looking for a Hufflepuff House t-shirt. We will put it up as soon as we find one!
Not Here To Make Friends
The monkeys at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ are fans of public radio. Every time we hear them mention the "in-kind food donation" for the volunteers who answer the phones during the pledge drive we wonder if we should give a corporate gift. But volunteers with the jitters taking your personal information probably isn't reassuring. So we'll stick to the donations at the personal level for now. We bring this up because two of the monkeys were listening to the same rebroadcast of This American Life (from WBEZ Chicago) a couple months back. In episode 389, entitled "Frenemies", Rich Juzwiak has a piece about how "I'm not here to make friends" has become the mantra of reality television show flunkies. He's put together two 3 minute montages, which you can see on his pop-culture blog fourfour. Basically every reality show that ever existed and (also some you didn't know existed) has this phrase in common. He argues that it's possibly the actors' attempt to reclaim their presentation and that, ironically, there's no "real-life" situation where this would apply. You're infrequently trapped with a bunch of other people, and, when you are, generally it's not to your advantage to declare to them that you don't plan to be nice to them. See, this is where knowing our customer comes in. Because we think you would wear this shirt. Why? Because we would wear this shirt. Allow us to list some perfect opportunities for the debut of your "Not Here To Make Friends" shirt: the CEO's presentation introducing the new matrixed corporate structure, some off-site event where all the employees are supposed to hold hands and sing "Kumbayah," and, of course, those HR-mandated anger management classes. If they wouldn't be so stupid, you wouldn't have to get angry. Why don't they have to take smartness classes? *sigh* We feel your pain. "Not here to make friends." in white on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Left 4 Dead Zombie Survival Medkit Babydoll
You know, we can never find the first aid kit around the ThinkGeek offices when we need it. And when you think about it, that and a good fire extinguisher are pretty much the two requirements in an office where you fabricate flying R/C objects, solder assorted circuits, and evaluate various types of knives. Okay. First aid kit, fire extinguisher, and a lot of PowerSquids. But we digress. First aid. Hard to locate when you need it. If we each wore a medkit on our backs, we'd never have trouble finding bandaids and burn cream. Problem solved. Medkit printed in red and white on the back of a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.
e By Numbers
If there were a red headed stepchild of mathematical constants, it would be 'e', the base of the Natural Logarithm. 'e' just doesn't seem to be as popular as its transcendental and irrational cousin, Pi. More than likely this is due to the fact that 'e' takes a few more brain cells to grok than Pi. Or perhaps it's because folks enjoy eating pie. Whatever the reason, we thought it was time 'e' made it to the big leagues with a shirt of its own. I mean, come on, 'e' is part of Euler's Identity. This is considered by many to be the most beautiful mathematical theorem EVAR! Even more beautiful than the little Einstein ditty everybody constantly talks about. We'll recreate Euler's Identity here, but watch out, by viewing the theorem below, your mind may be slayed by rapture of an intensity you may never recover from: eiπ + 1 = 0 For those who don't read math, you aren't going to buy this shirt anyways so we don't need to bother explaining it any further. 100% Cotton heavyweight military green shirt printed with 'e', the base of the natural logarithm. The 'e' itself is printed using the first 2251 digits of the mathematical constant itself. Yippie!
PEBKAC
At one time or another, the average computer savvy geek has been drafted to the stressful and low-paying ranks of "Tech Support". All of us at ThinkGeek have done it in one form or another. Whether due to job description or a family favor, sometimes you just have to help out a computer user in need. Unfortunately amongst the throngs of the clueless, there's bound to be a handful that stand out for their phenomenal lack of brain cells and inability to listen and follow directions. When one of these lusers needs help, be prepared to work through your lunch break, bang your head on the table a few times, and hit the mute button on the phone and scream. When confronted with such a vacuum in the universe of clue, the only way to classify the problem is PEBKAC. Don't know what PEBKAC is? You may be experiencing an ID-ten-T error. But because we're feeling generous today, we'll help you out. PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair. 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt. The letters 'PEBKAC' and an iconic person being strangled by a phone line printed on the front in white and red. Very cute.
Kevlar Tri-fold Wallet
Since arriving here at Middleburg, Kevlar has done more for our little community than any one individual since our founder Gregory Topburg. Our crime rate, specifically theft, has gone down more than 80%. Our missing wallet reports have dropped 100%, and even our few wallet vendors in Middleburg have all gone out of business! It just seems that Kevlar here is so grippy, so strong, and so wear-resistant, that you only need to buy one more wallet in your life. So, thank you Kevlar, we would be honored for you to have this key, which is the key to all our hearts… and the city… but mostly our hearts. The Kevlar Tri-Fold Wallet is an incredible construct of the toughest and most durable of wallet materials. Composed of a Kevlar-rubber blend, this wallet is entirely wear resistant (but not quite bulletproof; don't try that at home, kids). For those horse racing, sumo wrestling, mountain-biking athletes out there, the rubber blend provides an ultra-grip texture, keeping it snug in your pocket until you pull it out. And, of course, it's moisture and sweat proof for when your pocket is under your armpits. Product Specifications The most durable (but not quite bulletproof) wallet Has a back surface mesh I.D. window for quick viewing Kevlar-Rubber blend makes it grippy, wear-moisture-sweat resistant. Internal zipper for change Spacious card and bill storage Carabiner clips to small loop on wallet's edge Perfect for cyclists and motorcyclists Belt loop included: Clip the carabiner to the belt loop, then slip wallet into your pocket for increased security Max capacity: 10 cards, 1 ID, 12 bills, 1 key Dimensions: 4.25" x 3" x 0.5" Weight: 2 ounces
Aperture Logo (1970s)
Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Aperture Laboratories will conduct a groundbreaking for its Enrichment Center this upcoming Sunday. The public is invited to attend the 10 a.m. ceremony. Plans are for the cutting-edge center to include test chambers, offices, and a commercial kitchen. In addition, Aperture CEO Cave Johnson will be in attendance to talk with the public about Aperture Laboratories' new, exciting tripartate strategy: the Heimlich Counter-Maneuver, the Take-A-Wish Foundation, and the 'Portal' project, for which the Enrichment Center is being created. Recruiters will be also on site to sign up any citizens who would like to be test subjects for these new, exciting technologies. It is a source of great satisfaction to Aperture that it is poised to make a contribution of this caliber to humanity. Note: Aperture CEO Cave Johnson regrets he will be unable to attend the festivities. 1970s-style Aperture logo on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts.
I see dead pixels.
As seen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall! We challenge anybody who's plunked down the big bucks for a nice LCD monitor, TV or PSP not to cry out in terror if they see the dreaded dead pixel. It's a horror that we wouldn't want to experience, no matter how few there might be. We're shuddering just thinking about it. ugh... Black like a dead pixel, this shirt is 100% heavyweight cotton with "I see dead pixels" printed in white with a few randomly deceased pixels. Scary, ain't it?
Big Bang Theory Comic Book Heroes
What do you think the superpowers would be for each of the characters on the Big Bang Theory? We have some guesses from the show. Raj claims that Sheldon's superpower is arrogance, which he doesn't deny. Wolowitz says that Leonard's superpower must be brainwashing since he got Penny to sleep with him. And Howard's mother has mad Wheel of Fortune skillz and the ability to jiggle her arm fat. Probably not in high demand, but there it is. Inserting the fact that you've been into space into every conversation isn't really a superpower, is it? Plus, Wolowitz's superpower needs to have something to do with a utility belt, so that he has an excuse for those belt buckles. Hmm.... Main characters from The Big Bang Theory (Leonard, Penny, Raj, Sheldon, Wolowitz, Amy, and Bernadette) dressed as their superhero identities on the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
TARDIS Vworp Vworp Babydoll
It's the sound that every Doctor Who fan yearns to hear in real life... the unmistakable sound of the Doctor arriving (or just leaving) in his TARDIS. This one time, we had an awesome dream that he landed in the ThinkGeek courtyard, we gave him a tour, and he ate all the gummy fruits and drank our secret stash of tequila. That silly, raggedy Doctor! 100% cotton black colored babydoll t-shirt with Vworp Vworp printed in blue in the front. Also available in Unisex.
Uncertain About Quantum Mechanics
Heisenberg was pretty certain about one thing: uncertainty. Incredibly simplified for comprehension by our merchant monkeys, Heisenberg figured out that as you measure a moving particle's position or momentum, you affect the other. In fact, the more accurately you measure one, the more you throw the other off. Now, in normal everyday activities, this doesn't really figure in. But on the quantum scale of the atom, these things are HUGE. We're pretty sure this shirt is currently in the warehouse, so we can't be certain about how quickly it's wending its way to your closet. Or, if you'd prefer, we can get you information on how quickly the shirt's moving toward your mailbox, but then we can't tell you where it is. Okay, well, that's not entirely true, because our t-shirts don't currently come in sub-atomic sizes. We can, however, tell you the probability that the electrons that make up this shirt are heading your way is far higher if you've actually ordered it than if you haven't. Black, 100% cotton t-shirt reads, "I'm Uncertain About Quantum Mechanics."
Venom Costume Hoodie
Baby, it's cold outside. If you're looking to keep warm this time of the year, look to the sentient alien symbiotes first. Venom knows how to merge and keep his host nice and toasty during the heaviest of flurries. Sure, you may end up a bit evil, but it's better than getting frostbite. And hey, leaping buildings sure beats taking the bus. 60% cotton and 40% polyester black colored zip-up hoodie with the white stripes cut and sewn over the plain black hoodie both on the front and back to create the Venom design. The hood has mesh fabric in the cut-out area to depict eyes. See the chart below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 41 in. 43 in. 45 in. 48 in. 51 in. Waist 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. 45 in. 48 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 in. 28 1/2 in. 29 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 1/4 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 26 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 in.
I Recycle
Some folks are about the high ideals of saving the environment; you're more into practical application of the concepts. By wearing the same shirt two days in a row, you managed to avoid using 40 gallons of water to wash and 4 kilowatt-hours to dry a perfectly rewearable shirt. Hey -- if you avoid Italian for dinner, you might be able to make it three. But be sure to do the sniff test. You wouldn't want to lose friends over your dedication to the environment. As an added bonus, you didn't have to hang out in the laundry room. Back when we were in college (and, yes, we're dating ourselves), we could finger the soda machine to find out what temperature the sodas were or how many Mountain Dew were left, but we're jealous of today's students. They can now go online to find out if any washers are open, pay for the laundry with their student ID, and then receive an e-mail alert when the washer and/or dryer is done. No more carrying rolls of quarters down the hall only to be confronted by your wet underwear unceremoniously dumped on top of the washing machine. Not that we're bitter or anything. "I Recycle; I Wore This Shirt Yesterday" on a 100% cotton military green t-shirt.
Pluto Replies
Imagine yourself a tiny planet, happily orbiting the sun at nearly 6 billion kilometers. One morning, you check your email - ooh, an urgent message from the International Astronomical Union. "dear sir... yadda yadda... regret to inform... yadda yadda... planetary status has BEEN REVOKED?!" WTF? Some scientists are protesting, others even taking legal action, but it's true - the IAU has created rules governing the definition of 'Planet', and our favorite Kuiper-belt object has officially been voted out of the planetary house. ThinkGeek's latest shirt show's Pluto's likely response, if it were sentient, spoke English, and frowned on cursing. Black high-quality shirt with a white depiction of the solar system, the ninth orbital body of which quietly lamenting, "weak."
Domo Rawr Wars Copilot
Domo-kun is my copilot, and I don’t think my scruffy, Nerf-loving self can handle it for much longer. Sure, he’s fuzzy and adorable. But he also eats everything in sight. On our trips, I’ve had to survive on apples alone. Then, whenever we’re in a tough spot -- under fire!! -- he passes gas. Do you know how hard it is to fly this hunk of junk when the cockpit is full of methane? And I won’t even get started on how hard it is to understand him. Everything he says is a variation on "rawr." Officially-licensed Domo sports a bandolier on this dark heather, 90% cotton / 10% polyester t-shirt.
Gunnar Computer Glasses
The human eye is a magnificent device. Refined over millions of years of evolution, it's a highly specialized and effective organ that helps us hunt prey, spot berries, and spot and dodge swinging clubs. As humanity continued to evolve, however, we relied more on the tools we manufactured rather than the ones with which we were born. Now we have more so-called "knowledge-workers" than ever, spending all day tied to desks, and staring at computer screens. We've traded sore backs and calluses for headaches and dry and tired eyes. You rub your eyes, and drip drops into them but that doesn't really help, does it? You see, high-efficiency fluorescent lighting and computer monitors in our offices are highly shifted towards the blue-end of the spectrum. The problem is, blue light focuses differently on the retina than the rest of the spectrum. Ever look at a blue LED and noticed a halo around the light? Staring at it gives you a headache, doesn't it? Guess why! Your eyes are straining to try and bring that fuzzy spot into focus, and it just can't! What you need is a way to filter out some of those blues that give your eyes so much trouble. Our new Gunnar Computer Glasses shift that light to the warmer end of the spectrum, giving your tired eyes a chance to recover. Not only do they filter blue light, they also reduce glare, helping with eye strain even more. Be more productive, working longer and harder than the other guys, and maybe you'll get that promotion before Doofus McSuckass across the hall does. I hate that guy. Features Glasses specifically designed to reduce computer-related eyestrain Black and brushed aluminum finishes diAMIX lens material - a custom blended proprietary polymer, which beats out polycarbonate on the toughness scale and rivals the undisputed optics of ground glass i-FI lens coatings - anti-glare coatings that filter out harsh artificial reflected light iONIK lens tint - Specially formulated tints condition and shift the color spectrum to provide superior contrast, detail and resolution Light weight and comfortable. GUNNAR frame systems are engineered for optimal weight, comfort and durability.
Ferrous Wheel
As seen on Big Bang Theory! Right. If you're checking out this shirt, you probably like corny chemistry jokes, so here's another for you: Two atoms walk into a bar. One atom stops and says to the other, "I think I just lost an electron." The second atom asks "Are you sure?" The first atom replies, "I'm positive!" *rimshot* A ring of ferrous ions (Fe+2) is printed in white on this 100% cotton, maroon shirt.
Minecraft Confused
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. For even a Sphere - which is my proper name in my own country - if he manifest himself at all to an inhabitant of Flatland - must needs manifest himself as a Circle. - Edwin Abbott Abbott, Flatland, a Romance of Many Dimensions (1884) We presume that to a denizen of Minecraft spheres would be sort of like what non-Euclidean geometry is to us. "It's a what?" "It does what?" "No, see, it's just a really, really large number of blocks. Possibly infinite. So many blocks that you can no longer detect corners. It's totally made up of component blocks." "It may look small here, but it's just really, really far away." A Minecraft avatar considers a sphere on this charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Star Trek Insignia Pins
J. J. Abrams has taught us that he can make changes to a beloved film franchise and have it come out squeaky clean - bright, polished, and so shiny it leaves anamorphic lens-flares everywhere. All he needed to do was recast a little, gloss-up the scenery, and throw an entire planet into a black hole. No big deal, right? No doubt about it, Star Trek fans are a very nitpicky lot. "Excuse me! Delta-Vega was near the great galactic barrier, and certainly not within visual distance of Vulcan, sir! Worst. Reboot. Ever." But, as Trekkers age, they're not being replaced as quickly as the younger crowd being raised on Firefly, Naruto, and *shudders* Twilight. If Trek didn't reboot, it would die. Slowly. Painfully. As if devoured by a Salt Monster. So, the actors changed. The starship changed. Uniforms changed. Consequently, everybody had to buy new prop-replicas and collectibles. It sucks, but you've got to stay with the times, man! It is with inevitable change that we present to you the brand new fully licensed Star Trek Insignia Pins! Each of these pins are exact replicas, having been cast from the props themselves. Plus, these puppies are solid metal and NOT plastic with two pins to keep them attached to your shirt, and properly oriented. Perfect for cosplay, or just for proudly Trekkin' across the universe.
Fustercluck
The thing about any office space is that it tends to resemble every other office space you've ever been in. Same circus, different clowns. Or in this case, chickens. If any of these sound familiar to you, you may be working in a fustercluck situation: Listening to eight evil boss chickens clucking something about TPS reports. Attending a goodbye party for the department of people that was fired, followed the next day by the welcome wagon party for the 15 new hires. Sitting in meetings that you're pretty sure were called because someone was lonely and wanted to use a laser pointer. Hearing every word of your coworker's phone conversation with his proctologist. Having a burning desire to ask the e-mail admin to disable the "reply all" function. There is only one sure-fire cure to the fustercluck, and that is getting a job at ThinkGeek. There may be some cluckery, but we try to keep the fustering down to a minimum. Office chickens in a meeting on a 100% cotton indigo t-shirt.
Minecraft Creeper Kids' Tee
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. Retro-graphics. Simplistic gameplay. Minecraft takes gaming back to basics. Punching trees and rocks or digging tunnels, you slowly gather an arsenal of weapons and tools to fend off the spiders, skeletons, zombies, and exploding Creepers that are a constant threat. The exploding Creeper is our nemesis. We know you feel our pain. Sometimes it's fun to be the bad guy, though. Taking those dreams and shattering them. We recommend you wear this shirt around: Playing card structures Jenga tournaments The set of any OK Go video Black pixelated face on an Irish green 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed Minecraft gear. Note: The color of the infant, kids', and ladies' version of this match. The men's is a little different, but as close as we could get to the pixelated goodness of the Creeper. Please reference the table below to choose your size. XS S M Chest 26 in. 28 in. 31 in. Front Length 18 in. 20 in. 22 in. Youth Sizing 4 6-8 10-12
Battlestar Galactica Replica Tank Top
How do we love easy cosplay, let us count the ways! If you have hours to dedicate to sewing your own screen-accurate garb, you are awesome. But we don't, so we love that we can express our love for BSG without having to do much more than open our wallets. So say we all! The Battlestar Galactica Double Tank Tops have jumped from deep space into ThinkGeek's warehouse. Crafted using derived patterns from the Battlestar Galactica 2003 series, you can now dress just like an enlisted nugget (or officer) on Galactica. The double tank set is worn under nearly every Colonial Fleet uniform, so it's necessary whether you're cosplaying a repairman, Viper pilot, or Admiral. Product Specifications Dress just like a member of Galactica's crew One steel grey sleeveless undershirt and one olive drab over tank top Patterns derived from the originals created by the Battlestar Galactica Costume Department Approved by Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, and Blood & Chrome's Costume Designer Glenne Campbell, and visually inspected by Lee "Apollo" Adama (Jamie Bamber) himself Materials: 100% Polyester Unisex designed for men, women, and Cylons Double reinforced stitching along the seams for durability Machine washable See the sizing chart below to choose the correct size. The measurements provided below are for a comfort fit. For a snug / muscle-shirt fit, we recommend going down one size from your comfort fit size. Measure around the fullest part of the chest, under the arms and around the shoulder blades. S M L XL 2X Chest Measurement (in inches) 33"-36" 37"-40" 41"-44" 45"-48" 49"-52"
N7 Elite Armor Stripe Hoodie
You have graduated from an elite training program. You should show that off. But not in a "Hey look at me! I'm a big, famous, Marine" kinda way. That's not how you do that. Something subtle like this N7 jacket. It's understated. It's stylish. It's elegant. Another person would have to be a player, too, to recognize it, so it's like a Mass Effect fan divining rod. Only it works. And let's face it. When we're talking about Mass Effect, this is one of the simplest decisions you'll have to make. Black, 80% cotton / 20% polyester hoodie features full-zip, N7 logo embroidered on chest, and stripe down the right arm. Machine wash cold. Hang or lay flat to dry. Note: To extend the life of the hoodie, wash it with the zipper fully zipped and all the Velcro fastened. You don't want to end up wearing a rogue sock stuck to your face. Please reference the table below to choose your size. N7 Elite Armour Stripe Hoodie 80% cotton / 20% polyester full-zip fleece hoodie. N7 embroidery on chest. Custom-sewn armour stripe panels down the right sleeve. Three exterior and two interior pockets. Blizzard-style neck for extra cold days (fastens with hook and loop). Jersey hoodliner with N7 print. Sleek gunmetal N7 zipper pull. Metal drawstring caps. Storm flap over zipper for additional styling. Jacket interior features loops through which to feed your headphones. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 42 in. 46 in. 49 in. 53 in. 55 in. 57 in. Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 1/2 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 1/2 in. 31 1/2 in. 32 1/2 in. 33 1/2 in. Sleeve Length(from center back of neck inc. cuff) 34 1/2 in. 35 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. 37 1/2 in. 38 1/2 in. 39 1/2 in.
Spider-Man Tie-Dye
Tie-dye. It's family picnics. It's long summer days spent in the hammock with a good book. It's running through sprinklers and catching fireflies and churning ice cream. Tie-dye makes us happy. So imagine how happy we were when we discovered this shirt. There are tie-dyed shirts for most of the popular superheroes, but we've never seen one that we've really taken to before. This one's subtle and the dye pattern really works with Spidey's costume's design. Blue and red tie-dyed 100% cotton t-shirt with Spider-Man insignia and webbing on front. The back is also tie-dyed but not printed.
Engineering: It's Like Math but Louder
From the mouth of the Malki ! (best known for the online comic Wondermark): Formulas and variables and integrals and derivatives: to the casual observer it looks like you're doing MATH. But you're NOT. Because when you solve for x, things EXPLODE. You're doing ENGINEERING. "Engineering: It's Like Math but Louder" in front of a huge explosion (think Michael Bay) on an asphalt grey, 100% cotton shirt. Note that this shirt fits differently than our normal shirts. Please click on the Sizing Info tab before selecting a size.
Fail Whale
Birth is probably traumatic on a little brain. You've been hanging out in this warm, wet environment for 9 months, and all of a sudden there are bright lights and loud noises. However, we think it was probably a little more traumatic for the whale and the bowl of petunias. When you come into the world at something like 35000 ft., it's not likely to end well. (Unless there's an airplane and a doctor also involved.) At least our favorite fail whale died happily. He never knew what hit him. *rimshot* This stone blue, 100% cotton t-shirt features the ground at its bottom and, amongst fluffy, happy clouds, a falling sperm whale on the chest with the thought bubble, "I wonder if it will be friends with me?"
Hello I Am Dovahkiin
Maybe you're Dragonborn, and you just don't know it yet.
Made With Love (and Science) Creeper
Let's face it. Science makes everything better. Caffeine? Good. Caffeine + electrolytes + intravenous therapy = awesome. Diet Coke? Good. (Work with us here.) Diet Coke + Mentos + fluid dynamics = tasty asplosion. Static electricity? Good. (We did mention you were going to have to work with us, right?) Static electricity + mylar + Van de Graaff generator = hours of enjoyment. *clears throat* Love? Good. Love + science = new minion to assist in your quest to take over the world! Yay! Who wouldn't want that? This 100% combed ringspun cotton creeper features the words "Made with Love (and Science)" in yellow on deep turquoise fabric. Reinforced three-snap closure and lap-sleeves..
Doctor Who Bathrobes
Spacetime is so mind boggingly huge, trying to witness the totality of it in one glance would drive a man insane. Looking into the untempered schism of existence can leave a man with a profound sense of scale, drive him gibberingly mad, or, occasionally, reassure you that you're the hoopiest frood in the history of the Universe. It takes a remarkable man to come away from the experience unscathed. One of those men is known by some as The Doctor. That sort of total awareness comes at a price; a great sense of responsibility for creation! The Doctor's life is spent gallivanting across Spacetime from one corner to the other, serving witness, righting wrongs, and preventing the unmaking of all reality! It's an exhausting existence, and after more than nine-hundred years of it, the Doctor needs a vacation. Time for a quick dip in the pool, steam bath, and curling up with a good book. We all know that bowties are cool, but they're not exactly comfortable. The Doctor needs something soft as an Adipose, warmer than a Felinetta, and more relaxing than stasis in a Pandora box. Not that sitting in a Pandora's box is comfortable, per se... moving on. We found these robes and the monkeys at ThinkGeek immediately started to fight over them. They are so deliciously comfortable, it felt like getting hugged by the TARDIS! Not that getting hugged by a large wooden box that's actually a chameleon-circuited projection of an extra-dimensional starship is exactly comfortable... moving on. Features Soft terry-cloth bathrobe Officially licensed Doctor Who designs from the BBC! 100% cotton Note: One size fits most - 46 inches from shoulder to hem, up to 50 inch waist
Japanese Kigurumi Cosplay Pajamas
The word Kigurumi comes from a combination of two Japanese words: kiru ("to wear") and nuigurumi ("stuffed toy"). Looking at the pictures here, it's clear that donning a kigurumi instantly transforms you into an adorable animal. (Or in some cases, a skeleton!) Traditionally, kigurumi referred to the performers wearing the costume, but the word has since grown to include the costumes themselves. In Japan, kigurumi costumes are worn as a way to break the conventions of traditional dress or just as comfy pajamas! We've been wearing these around the ThinkGeek office for our officially sanctioned Pajama Day (Monday, in case you're wondering) and we love them. It's all the comfort of those sleeved blankets but with added mobility and cuteness. Made of soft and snuggly fleece, Kigurumi Cosplay Pajamas are perfect for a day at the office, a lazy Sunday at home, or a hot date with someone who loves pandas. They're even machine washable, so go on, eat a lasagna while dressed in a Tabby Cat kigurumi. Product Specifications Regular PJs are boring, get your sleep on Japanese-style Loose fitting cosplay pajamas in various adorable and fun styles Perfect for sleeping, lazy days at home, or lazy cosplay at a convention Choose: Panda, Tabby Cat, Fox, Skeleton, Dinosaur, Spooky Black Cat, Owl, and Wolf Material: Soft & snuggly fleece with elasticized wrist and ankle cuffs Size: One-size-fits-all. They are extremely loose fitting and can accommodate most humans who are at least five feet tall. Tall geeks: If you are over six feet tall, the wrist and ankle cuffs may not make it all the way to your wrists and ankles (but don't let that stop you from wearing it!). More-to-love geeks: The bagginess of a Kigurumi means there's a ton of room in the chest and waist. The limiting factor for most folks is the shoulder width, so check that below. Machine Washable: Turn your kigurumi inside out. Wash on Cold using your "Normal" setting. Dry using "Air Dry" or "Fluff" setting (no heat) or hang to dry. Dimensions (laying flat): Sleeve length: 22.8" Shoulder width: 22.4" Width (armpit to armpit): 25.2"
Cylon V-Neck Babydoll
So, sure you think you're human. Don't we all? But how do you know? Really? Memories? Right. We've all seen Blade Runner. And admit it. Haven't your distant friends occasionally said they've seen someone who looked eerily like you? They checked your foursquare to make sure you weren't in town, but no. Must have been somebody else. You are not a number? You're a free man? We've heard that one before, too. Thanks for playing. This black v-neck babydoll comes from our friends at Her Universe, which is owned by Ashley Eckstein, the voice of Ahsoka Tano on Star Wars:The Clone Wars. It features a small red oval badge with a modern Cylon Centurion head on the lower left corner of the front of the shirt and a gorgeous, red foil print up the spine, like you're, well, you know. Busy. The foil is delicate. Turn it inside out when washing on gentle. Tumble dry low (still inside out) or lay flat to dry. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Front Length 25 3/4 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/4 in. 28 in. 28 3/4 in.
The Angels Have the Phone Box Babydoll
A ThinkGeek exclusive! "The angels have the phone box." That's my favorite. I've got that on a t-shirt!-Larry Nightingale, "Blink" As soon as we watched this episode, we knew we had a unique responsibility. Our customers recognized it, too. You guys wrote in asking where this shirt was, because you somehow knew it was ours. So we talked to our friends at one of our vendors who has the Doctor Who license and told them we needed this shirt. They gave us a few versions, and finally we got to this one and said, "That's it! Print it! Hurry!" Cause we have something we have to do. *stuffs men's t-shirt into an manila envelope, writes "For Larry Nightingale" on the outside of the envelope* Can anybody point me to the 2006 weeping angel? "The Angels Have the Phone Box" with a picture of the TARDIS on the front of this black, babydoll (fitted) shirt. The back features a small version of the current Doctor Who logo.
Portal Aperture Logo Cuff Links
The countless hours you've put in: experiments run, data processed, test subjects scraped off walls... they've all led to this day. It wasn't until after you found out just how toxic the moon rock was that you won this award. Thankfully, you're dying slowly so you can bask in your accomplishments (and radiation) a bit longer. Tonight is a night for reveling in brilliance, in science, in just how talented you are. Tonight is your big night and you're going to look mega snazzy. The decades you spent hidden away underground, being mocked by competitors and fellow scientists alike was all worth it just for tonight. You're being given some kind of award, but more importantly everyone will be there to applaud you and cheer you on. So, put on those Aperture Cuff Links, grab your ASHPD, and prepare the water balloons because those Black Mesa guys are in for a treat. Product Specifications Look snazzy with Science! Now you're dressing with portals Silver with black Aperture logo looks stunning Subtle design means they're always situationally appropriate Let the geek shine through even if nobody else knows Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Rhodium plated cuff links with a bullet back closure
Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya Babydoll
We hate going to events that require nametags. We don't like encouraging strangers to talk to us. Plus, we always forget to take the damn thing off when we walk out of whatever it was that required the nametag, so we're headed home, stopping by the grocery store, accidentally encouraging the produce manager to address us by name. Which is just creepy. The one exception would be if you had a really long name such as Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel. Or if you had something complicated you had to say with your introduction, such as, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Saying that over and over gets tedious (just ask Count Rugen). So in this case, we figure we can condone the use of nametags. Just this once. Black babydoll (fitted) shirt with white and red "Hello my name is..." sticker over the chest, with Inigo Montoya's full spiel wedged in there.
Sheldon's Spot
Honestly, we're surprised that Sheldon doesn't have his part of the couch roped off with stanchions. Velvet would add a bit of class to the living room, and also it'd give him a reason to use the word "stanchion" in a sentence, which really doesn't come around all too frequently. Gotta jump on it when you get the chance. The use of "stanchion," not the couch. Jumping on the couch is clearly a violation of the Roommate Agreement. A couch with a little table tent (well, we suppose it's a couch tent in this situation) with the words "RESERVED FOR SHELDON" written on it graces a navy blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Troy and Abed In The Morning
ABED [over intercom]: Few quick announcements. Announcement number one: All announcements will be cool starting right now. TROY: Announcement number two: Butt soup. ABED: Announcement number three: 'I am not Hadji from Jonny Quest' -Jeff Winger. TROY: On security news you guys gotta start locking the dean's door so guys like us don't get in. There are some men who should never be given a microphone. Then there's Troy and Abed. Best bromance on television, hands down. While we enjoy getting educated on current events by the morning news... we admit that we'd drop 'em like a hot potato if Troy & Abed had a show we could watch every morning. Wouldn't you? 100% cotton blue t-shirt with a picture of Troy and Abed and "Troy and Abed in the morning" printed in black and red.
Plush Zombie Hat
Ever have a feeling that your brain is empty? You're sitting at your desk, staring at your monitor. Your hand is moving, you're clicking on things, you've been to a bunch of websites, but you don't remember what you've done. Did you eat dinner? When was the last time you saw the sun? Oh dear... Maybe it's because there's a zombie chewing on your head. The Plush Zombie Hat is a soft beanie that will warm your noggin while looking quite stylish. If you consider having one of the walking dead munching on your head to be stylish, that is. ThinkGeek is not responsible if wearing the Plush Zombie Hat leads to loss of neural pathways. Product Specifications Plush zombie hat is cozy and stylish Looks like a zombie that's sucking on your brains Don't be unreasonable, he won't eat your eyes May or may not actually eat your brains One size fits most adults
Aperture Laboratories Polo Shirt
Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Employee Application and Immersion Training Suite. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Note that this chamber will be monitored at all times. We have found that through careful monitoring, we can more accurately determine which subjects are most likely to result in spectacular progress and choose the most promising subjects to conduct our research. For your own safety, do not destroy Vital Testing Apparatus. If you are a first time applicant, please type "CONTINUE". Aperture Laboratories logo embroidered in black on the right side of a silver, soft jersey polo. Neck has four buttons and a structured collar that holds its shape through repeated washing. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 35 in. 39 in. 43 in. 47 in. Waist 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in.
nom nom Scarves
Most people feel like eating a lot more when it's cold outside. Are you one of those? The Winter Munchies happen to the best of us. Scientists actually disagree about the reason. One camp says it's because, like squirrels, we see the shorter daylight hours and feel the overwhelming desire to stockpile food... or shove it in our faces. Other scientists claim that we've evolved beyond that instinct and that our winter overeating is simply a crime of opportunity, borne of things like Halloween, post-Halloween candy sales, Thanksgiving, post-Thanksgiving leftover sandwiches, Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus, Yule, New Year's... Wear your favorite foods around your neck with these hand-crocheted scarves that look good enough to eat. Eggs and bacon will keep you warm as you venture out to work after breakfast or out to Waffle House for a late-night smothered & covered food crime. If your tastes are fishier, we recommend the sushi scarf. Wrap and roll out to your favorite place for raw fish. Product Specifications Nom Nom Scarves - good enough to eat! Don't actually eat them - yarn does not taste good Material: 100% acrylic, machine washable Dimensions: 70" x 4.75" (sushi), 68" x 4" (eggs & bacon)
Minecraft Rancho de Redstone
Your cowboy adventure begins at x=0.5, z=0.5 amidst hundreds of acres of colorful rolling pixels. Rancho de Redstone has chickens, cows, sheep, and squid on site, but we're known for our pigs. Each pig is selected for good bloodlines, great training, and a sensible attitude. Unless you want the "When Pigs Fly" achievement, which we can also arrange. The ranch operates off the grid with onsite redstone supplying all our power needs. Whether it's sleeping under the stars (which we do not recommend unless you have someone keeping a watch out for mobs), splashing around at the bottom of a mine shaft, or sitting round a furnace listening to music discs, we promise your chosen method of relaxation is waiting for you at Rancho de Redstone. Minecraft design on a Texas orange, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Bring Out Your Undead
You're pretty safe with this one as long as the dude doesn't argue that he's not dead yet. And for the most part in this scenario, the only thing your dead guy is likely to say is "Braaaaains." And with the Black Knight by your side, bellowing "None Shall PASS!" it's all good. As long as you bring a mop and some duct tape to take care of the knight himself. Black Knight and cart full of zombies above the words "Bring Out Your Undead" on a black, 100% cotton shirt. As an added bonus, all the green ink on this shirt glows in the dark.
Nyan Cat Babydoll
Rainbows on Pop-Tarts and a little grey kitten 8-bit animation - we confess that we're smitten Flying through space while a Vocaloid sings These are a few of our favorite things saraj00n's YouTube plus prguitarman's doodle Daniwell's music - resistance is futile Flying through space still without any wings These are a few of our favorite things When malware strikes Stuck in meetings Don't have the iPad We simply remember our favorite things And then we don't feel so bad Nyan Cat on a soft, blue, 100% cotton babydoll (fitted) shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Length 25 1/4 in. 26 1/4 in. 27 1/4 in. 28 in. 28 1/2 in.
Tentacle Messenger Bag
You know, it's a revelation when you see a DIY project you did in high school done really well. "Oh, so THAT'S what it's supposed to look like." That's exactly what we thought when we saw this bleach-stenciled bag. This tentacle stuff elevates the common bleach stencil to a whole other level, so we were pretty excited when this artist out of Baltimore got to the point where she could accommodate ThinkGeek's cephalopodic needs. Note that because the design is handmade for each bag, the placement of the tentacles on each bag is unique. We don't know what you're going to get, but we can promise it won't look just like it does in these photos. That's how art works. The tentacle messenger bag is black in color. Its large enough to fit your laptop and other accessories. Hold on to it tight, else the arms will grab it away from you!
Deadpool
When you're cursed with immortality, it helps if the little things in life amuse you. For instance, the word "chimichanga." Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Or duct tape. Both the words and the object itself. Also, those little yellow boxes. They are the awesome because they are always right. After all, they're Deadpool's thoughts. How could that be wrong? *coughs* And now, a poetry break for our lovers of haiku, brought to you by Deadpool: I hate broccoli And think it totally sucks Why is it not meat? Why, indeed? This black 100% cotton t-shirt features the Deadpool logo, but be forewarned. If you don this shirt, you'll be expected to follow it up with witty repartee or mercenary action. We recommend the former, because we are totally not bailing you out of jail. Again.
Insides Of Things Are Beautiful Ringer
So now think about it. We would like our phone to sense the calls that we are interested in taking and not ring when we really don't want to take the call. How are we to make the phone understand that? The only way to figure out a way to do it is to make use of some tools, open up the phone and see how it can be tweaked to do what we want. While the phone is open, we can also admire the beautiful insides that someone has so smartly and patiently worked on. It is important to see the insides of things, otherwise how will you ever learn to appreciate it? Don't tell your parents we told you this. Navy blue with white trim, 100% cotton ringer. White print reads, "Inside of things are beautiful. Let's see what they look like," from Wondermark.
Captain America Tie-Dye
Sometimes when you're a super soldier you just wanna wear something comfortable. Body armor doesn't really work when you go for a barbeque party. Can you imagine how hot it would be? You would want to wear something that you could wear all day and continue wearing when you're ready to put your feet up at the end of a long day. But maybe you don't want to lose your iconic look. That's where this product comes in. 100% cotton tie-dye t-shirt with with a star in the front and red and white stripes running all around the front and back of the shirt.
NASA Ladies' Cycle Jersey
There's a certain freedom we feel when we're riding our bicycles. The feel of the road beneath us, the air around us, the crazy cars trying to run us off the road... grrr. We wish we could bike in space. Then we'd have some true peace and solitude. If only we could find an adorable alien in our closet and have him ride in our basket and make with the telekinesis. You may not personally be able to help out in the space race, but you can race your bicycle while wearing this slick NASA Cycle Jersey. This jersey celebrates the iconic art of the space program that has captured the imagination of the world for over 50 years. Space-age microfiber wicks away moisture and blocks odors, keeping you fresh and dry for even the longest rides. Product Specifications Space-age micro-fiber bicycle jersey Wicks away moisture, keeping you cool and dry Odor-blocking material keeps you fresh all day Hidden zipper down the front Three rear pockets, bar-tacked for extra reinforcement Four-way stretch mesh side panels Form-fitting for maximum comfort SMLXL2XL3XL Chest35 - 36"37 - 38"39 - 40"41 - 42"43 - 44"47 - 49" Waist28 - 29"30 - 31"32 - 33"34 - 35"36 - 37"47 - 49" Hip38 - 39"40-41"42 - 43"44 - 45"46 - 47"53 - 55" Arm Opening (top of sleeve)18"19"20"21"22"25"
Serenity in Hanzi Babydoll
The word "Serenity" gets spelled one way in Firefly and a different way in Serenity itself. But if you're our customer and you're looking at this shirt, you probably already knew that. This is the movie version, the one that probably most mere mortals are more familiar with since it ended up as part of the movie logo. That way, hopefully, you don't have to spend your time arguing with mere mortals, cause you have better things to do. Like adding captions to cats. Speaking of which, I believe Chemistry Cat is calling.... Serenity in Hanzi on the front of this black, babydoll (fitted) shirt. Tiny Firefly on the back beneath the collar.
LMAO
Once upon a time, there was this guy we knew. His name was Billy.* Billy was a fun guy, liked to hang out and stuff. Then one day, something happened which changed Billy's life forever. He was IMing with some friends when he read a very funny joke. He typed "LMAO" as a response, but then it really fell off. It's true: Billy L'ed so hard his A fell O. And now Billy's life is much more difficult. He can't sit in chairs properly. When he shops for pants, he always has to ask if the store has an A-less department. And just forget about going swimming. It's such a difficult life. We try and help him as much as we can. Sometimes, though, we L behind his back. His A-less back. *Not his real name.
user error
Ok, there's no way to sugar-coat this one. Users can be idiots. Complete morons in fact. So why not use that to your advantage? There's nothing wrong with assuming that every problem encountered is the result of user error. In fact, our money is on the user for screwing everything up. Black tshirt with "Must be user error" printed on the front in white. Wee.
Portal 2 Test Candidate Hoodie
Officially-licensed Portal gear! We've provided one end of this portal. The other end is up to you. Stuck in an endless meeting? Time to break out your handy dandy Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and WOMPF yourself a way out. Elementary school concert? WOMPF. DMV? WOMPF. The possibilities are endless. This light grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull is a silver-colored 2D Companion Cube. We recommend that you turn the hoodie inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up. Or if you plan on eating a lot of cake. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. 50 in. 52 in. 54 in. Sleeve Length(from shoulder seam) 24 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in. Front Length(from where hood meets shoulder) 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in.
Evil Grin Cat Scoop-Neck Babydoll Tee
It's hard to tell what cats are thinking at any given time. Do they genuinely like you or are they just reminding you that the kibble in the bowl is no longer fresh enough? Do they really want you to pet the furry belly, or are they just luring you into a trap? Is there really a catmergency in the other room or was Fuzzums just lonely? The world will never know. Evil kitty grins on a 100% cotton black babydoll t-shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
Dark Phoenix Costume Babydoll
Wearing this tells everyone that you're hungry for power (or at least for a star). And if you're looking to get the attention of a certain couple of mutants -- one with bright eyes and another with brooding muttonchops -- this shirt will do the trick! Dark Phoenix costume printed on one side of a red cotton babydoll (fitted) shirt. Dark Phoenix not your style? Try Jean Grey on for size. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
Power Polo Shirt
Based on our supremely popular power symbol t-shirt, the Power Golf Shirt is its dressier companion. Not exactly a "power tie", but with a power symbol embroidered on the left chest in a light green color (as if it glows in the dark, but it doesn't), you'll feel kinda sorta powerful. Maybe. Light green power symbol embroidered on a black, heavyweight 7 oz. 100% cotton pique golf shirt. Yarn-dyed for sharp color fastness. 3-button placket welt collar and cuffs, with spiffy woodtone buttons.
Tentacle Ladies' Tee
You know, it's a revelation when you see a DIY project you did in high school done really well. "Oh, so THAT'S what it's supposed to look like." That's exactly what we thought when we saw this bleach-stenciled apparel. For us, bleach stencils were mandated when our unique teenage combination of lazy and messy ruined our favorite shirts. This tentacle stuff elevates the common bleach stencil to a whole other level, so we were pretty excited when this artist out of Baltimore got to the point where she could accommodate ThinkGeek's cephalopodic needs. Note that because the design is handmade for each shirt, the placement of the tentacles on each garment is unique. We don't know what you're going to get, but we can promise it won't look just like it does in these photos. That's how art works. Tentacles twine around the front of this black, slightly-fitted shirt. This has regular sleeves, not cap sleeves as with many ladies' tees. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in. 43 in. Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 25 3/4 in. 26 1/4 in. 26 7/8 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/8 in.
Doctor Who Linear TARDIS
Doctor Who fans know that the Doctor's TARDIS is stuck as a police box due to a faulty chameleon circuit. What you may not know is that back in the day on Gallifrey, the Time Lords had a sport that was similar to NASCAR (they did involve "turn left, turn left" but in a way we can't really grok as mere humans). They involved whipping about time and space, checking in at various points with race officials of various civilizations and waving at the cheering fans during the pit stops before quickly vworping to the next checkpoint. So the next time you wonder why the Doctor has so many of those turbulent moments in the TARDIS, remember that in his youth, he was a star on the TARDIS NASCAR circuit. A white line-art version of the TARDIS with the modern Doctor Who logo above it on a navy, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Handmade Leather Wings with Harness
You can pick up fairy wings at your local costume superstore. They're pastel and flimsy and made of lots of fibers not found in nature. And if that's your thing, then, hey, more power to you. But us, we were looking for something more substantial. So when we found these leather wings, individually handmade by an artisan in Seattle, we knew we had to have them. They have a flexible wire frame that runs down the "fingers," which makes them shapeable so your dragon or bat form can be uniquely yours. They're built on a sturdy leather harness with five different buckles, and they ain't going anywhere you don't want them. Just remember to take your wingspan into account before walking through doorframes or you could accidentally throw yourself at the floor (and miss, hopefully). Handmade Leather Wings with Harness Constructed of genuine leather. Built on a wire frame to allow for a certain degree of shaping. Wings themselves have two small buckles with 7 adjustment points each; they adjust from 29" to 32 1/2" wide. Both 1" wide shoulder straps have 22 adjustment points each; they adjust from 19 1/2" to 31" long. Chest strap has 9 adjustment points; it adjusts from 11" to 15" wide. Chest strap can be fastened above or below breasts. Folks with wider shoulders and torsos will want to fasten it above. Folks with smaller frames will probably want to fasten it below to ensure it is snug. Dimensions: approx. 30" wide x 22" high
Personal Soundtrack Shirt
AS SEEN ON THE BIG BANG THEORY! Does your life seem dull and uninteresting compared to the drama and action of movies and television? Here at ThinkGeek Labs™ we've examined this phenomenon carefully. With the bevy of reality TV shows and humdrum movies we quickly decided that what people do in real life is NOT significantly less exciting than what fictional characters on the screen experience... but for some reason, real life just SEEMS much more boring. However, after days of extensive highly-scientific double blind testing we were able to discover the difference... Background Music! Your real life experiences just don't have the needed dramatic soundtrack to back them up. Whether you're brushing your teeth, walking your dog or chatting up that cute girl in chemistry class you need the appropriate music and sound effects to enhance the experience. Fortunately we've developed the solution for this irritating life boredom problem with the Personal Soundtrack Shirt. Make Your Ordinary Life More Exciting The Personal Soundtrack Shirt is an amazing new wearable audio solution that features a working speaker embedded into the front of the shirt. When you push the appropriate button on the pocketable remote you get music or sound effects appropriate for any situation... everything from drum roll, to cat call whistle, to western showdown. Check out the chart below to see the extensive list of built in sounds and suggestions on using them for dramatic punctuation in your everyday life. Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt In Action //--> Add Your Own Sounds Don't like the built-in sounds? No problem. Simply pop in your own SD memory card loaded with MP3 files to use your own sound effects and music. The Personal Soundtrack Shirt remote has buttons from 1 to 20, each can play a different sound. The filename of your MP3 file determines which button will be used to play the sound. So if you name your file "03.mp3" it will play when you hit the "3" button on the remote. If you add an "L" to the end of the filename your sound will loop until you stop it. So "04L.mp3" would play when you hit button "4" and loop endlessly until you hit a new sound or the pause button. Got it? Remember... all this is optional. If you don't want to add your own audio files you can simply stick with the 20 built in sounds. Full instructions for loading your own sounds are included in the package. Play Music from Your iPod or other Portable Audio Player The Personal Soundtrack Shirt can also play sound from your portable audio player through the speaker on the front of the shirt. Simply connect your portable audio player to the audio "input" jack on the battery box of the shirt and power it on (you will need a male-to-male headphone cable, not included). The Soundtrack Shirt amplifies your music and you can use the volume control on your portable audio player to control the volume level of the shirt. April Fool's Joke Turned Real Yep. This unusual shirt was originally a joke produ...
Weyland Corp Logo
Should humans be the most superior race that exists? Now, we believe in survival of the fittest. So, if humans are smart enough to figure out ways to remain superior, then don't they deserve to remain the most superior of them all? So, why not become a Weyland Corp member and help achieve that? The company could sure use some more brain power to come up with better ways to achieve the superiority at the cost of fewer lives. With offices located in some awesome locations such as Tokyo, San Francisco, the Sea of Tranquility, and Thedeus, life for sure will not be boring! Want to think about it? 100% cotton silver t-shirt with Weyland Corp. logo printed in black.
Vader's Broken Mask
How do you destroy the most powerful Sith in the universe? Sorry bronies, but the elements of harmony just won't cut it. You'll have to hit him where it hurts: his life support system. Vader didn't wear the suit just to look cooler than your average Stormtrooper. Oh no, it was the very thing keeping him (and his evil plans) alive. Vader's broken mask printed on a 100% cotton black t-shirt.
Merlotte's Bar and Grill Waitress Uniform
Come work for Merlotte's Bar and Grill, consistently rated #1 bar in Bon Temps, Louisiana (it helps that we're the only one). Must provide prompt and courteous service to patrons, make menu and daily special recommendations. Hours vary. This is a family place. Locals only. Interested applicants should ask for Sam. Note to copy editor: Because of our high turnover, please run ad continuously. Merlotte's Bar and Grill logo over the chest with the words TrueBlood in grey beneath on a white, fashion-weight (which means it's thin and soft) babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. This is a more straight-cut shirt than many of our offerings, meaning the waist measurement isn't significantly smaller than the chest. S M L XL 2X Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 37 in. 40 in. Waist 27 in. 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. 35 in. Length 25 3/8 in. 26 in. 26 5/8 in. 27 1/4 in. 27 7/8 in.
Zorg Industries
Welcome to Zorg Industries, where we design, produce, and sell products for the military, government and law-enforcement markets, as well as the enthusiastic hobbyist. Our research and development team is second-to-none in the industry. Our design and innovative edge, like our patented Replay Button and our new Ice Cube System, are truly changing the way shooters use weapons. We have weapons for each occasion and also for all occasions, such as our latest model, the ZF-1, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. Looking to pick up your own ZF-1? Zorg Industries is proud to distribute its products locally inside the Milky Way and even to the farther-reaches of the galaxy, including the Angel Constellation, in case you find you need a new toy for your vacation. Pick up one of Zorg's fine products today; we think they'll blow you away. Zorg Industries logo on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed Fifth Element gear.
Steampunk Bi-Fold Wallet
It is ten years since our first adventure, and three months into our second. Captain Nemo returned with a new version of the Nautilus. This version was very similar, except it sailed in the air. He brought us back aboard (myself, Conseil, Ned) for another voyage. But this time his waters were not under the seas, but beyond the skies. And past our planet lay others and wonders that I hope to document as I did our previous trip. The captain does have some new decoration, though, adorning his vessel: an octopus resting on a gear nestled in a pair of wings. I hope you enjoy learning more about this symbol as much as I, Professor Pierre Aronnax, have. Ok, so we love this Steampunk Bi-Fold Wallet and all it inspires. Why does it have an octopus on a gear on wings? Why does the gear move? Is it a slim-fit wallet to fit into a captain's coat or flight jacket? Whatever. Like we said, we love this all leather wallet so much, we felt the need to compose the fiction above. But now, we must load our ID and some cash into our Steampunk Bi-Fold Wallet, tuck in a few credit cards, and hop aboard our steam-powered levitatatron for a trip to adventure! Steampunk Bi-Fold Wallet A very stylish way to carry your cash and cards, without ruining the mood of your Steampunk ensemble. Made of fine grain, deep brown leather decorated with a metal set of wings with both an octopus and a movable gear. Stays secure with heavy-duty snap. Two pockets on the inside for your loot. Metal ornamentation in an antiqued brass finish. Dimensions: 4.5" x 2.75" (closed)
Star Wars R2D2 Relaxed Fit Ladies' Tee
There's one word that we'd use to describe R2-D2: adorable. Oh sure, he's smart and useful and on occasion, funny (at least, that's what C3PO tells us). But at his heart, he's just adorable. Round, shiny, all those buttons and knobs. The bleeping. The blooping. Love. If you hope to be as adorable as Artoo, this is your t-shirt. Show off your abs or layer it over a droid-blue cami. This is a 100% cotton black top with R2D2 printed in blue. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 42 1/2 in. 44 1/2 in. 46 1/2 in. 48 1/2 in. Length (front) 16 3/4 in. 17 1/4 in. 17 3/4 in. 18 1/4 in. Length (Back) 20 1/8 in. 20 5/8 in. 21 5/8 in. 21 5/8 in.
Firefly Logo Shirt
We like Firefly. You like Firefly. This here's a Firefly all official-like t-shirt. If you were fixin' to buy yourself one of them Firefly shirts to fill out your wardrobe or that of one of your fine companions (in quotes or out, we're not particular), we'd appreciate it if you bought it from our fine stock here at ThinkGeek. Much obliged. The Firefly logo on a brown 100% cotton t-shirt.
Evil League of Evil Babydoll
Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! The Evil League of Evil Is building on its brand The shirts that you receive Will bring us cash-in-hand Designs that we conceive'll Be highly in demand. A shield of red, a field of black Some Latin on a ribbon plaque. Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! He's Bad! So rustle up your wallet Pull out your credit card By Internet or phone call It's really not that hard! The charge will be quite small, and We'll give you our regards. So buy some now, they can be yours, Just click that button Signed Bad Horse Evil League of Evil official logo on a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: These are sized differently than our standard babydolls. Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in. Front Length 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in.
1up beanie
Keep your noggin warm and stylish with the 1up mushroom beanie. 100% acrylic knit cap with the "1up" mushroom design embroidered on the front. Hat is grey with black trim.
Harry Potter House Ties
It's hard to be a Potter geek when your office dress code doesn't exactly encourage the wearing of robes. How does one communicate to other witches and wizards without offending the Muggles? It's as simple as putting on a very special tie. If you'd like to stealthily dress as a Hogwarts student while at work, you'll need a house tie. These officially licensed neckties are made of silky 100% silk and feature the colors and coat of arms of the houses Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff. Product Specifications Wear your house colors with a Harry Potter scarf Made of 100% silk Features the colors and coat of arms of your favorite house Great for easy cosplay outfits, get one for convention season! Choose: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff Dimensions: approx 28" long
Fail Whale Babydoll
Birth is probably traumatic on a little brain. You've been hanging out in this warm, wet environment for 9 months, and all of a sudden there are bright lights and loud noises. However, we think it was probably a little more traumatic for the whale and the bowl of petunias. When you come into the world at something like 35000 ft., it's not likely to end well. (Unless there's an airplane and a doctor also involved.) At least our favorite fail whale died happily. He never knew what hit him. *rimshot* This seafoam blue, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt features the ground at its bottom and, amongst fluffy, happy clouds, a falling sperm whale on the chest with the thought bubble, "I wonder if it will be friends with me?"
Zombie Identification Chart
In case of zombie apocalypse, the most important thing is to know what you're working with. Identify your tools and figure out what type of undead you're up against. You might be prepared to tear a zombie in half with a machine gun. Effective against a 28 Days Later zombie. Not so effective for a Romero zombie. Which conveniently brings us to the list: Crawler - These are often zombies torn in half by stupid people with machine guns who don't get the "destroy the brain" concept, but these can also be zombies who had accessibility issues in life. They don't move very fast, but if you forget to look down, you'll regret it. Shambler - In all likelihood, this is the sort of zombie you'll be up against. Remember: you move faster than they do. Aim for the head. And if you're going to back yourself into an alley, make sure it's well-stocked with ammo. Walker - Despite the sneak-attack powers of the crawler zombie, the Walkers are the sneakiest of the bunch. That's because they look normal. Maybe slightly green. As if they have the stomach flu. And you're all, "Oh hey, Bob. How're you doing? You wanna help me with the.... OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE NOT BOB!!!" We recommend offing all your friends named Bob now to avoid the problem in the future. Runner - Nitpickers will point out that these are often not actual zombies but infected humans. Others will point out that the nitpickers probably aren't currently being chased by said zombies and so should shut their traps. Thriller - The dangerous thing about Thriller zombies is their coordination. Sure, any other type of zombies will eventually gravitate to form a mob, but Thriller zombies will eat your brains as a matching synchronized horde. Zombie Identification Chart in black and red (you've got red on you) on an ice grey 100% cotton t-shirt.
Rutherford-Bohr Model Atom Necklace
A primitive model? Nothing primitive about this necklace! Mastering the atomic and subatomic field of quantum mechanics is an awesome end goal, but you know you have to start with the basics the way we all did: the Bohr-model atom. Now, being able to wear one around your neck could be a great way to start. Don't you think? We have added some color, a beautiful nucleus, and a few negative charges to make it more exiting. Can the atoms make a transition between the orbits? Well! Let's save that for the next necklace that we create for you! 16 inch sterling silver, diamond-cut, microball chain. The pendant is made with silver-plated brass sheet. The atom and orbiting electrons are holographic clear, peridot, amethyst, and holographic turquoise. For our customer with nickel allergies, the chain is made of nickel-free sterling silver, and the pendant is made of nickel-free, rhodium-plated brass sheet.
Flash Glam FX Nail Polish
You may have noticed we're expanding our line of items for geek ladies. How do we do it? We go with the things that the lady monkeys of ThinkGeek love. Since we have some lacqueristas, they've been leading the way on choosing collections that we hope you like, too. We knew the ORLY folks were "our people" when they named some of the colors of the Flash Glam FX line... "Cupcakes and Unicorns"? Yeah, one of us. (ONE OF US.) Flash Glam FX:Prepare to send shimmer through the stratosphere because bling just went overboard. Introducing Flash Glam FX, the new full spectrum sparkle collection from ORLY. Impossibly prismatic lacquers. High-intensity holographs. Hyper-reflective glitters in every color of the rainbow. Multi-dimensional particles for a fierce 3D effect. Here are our favorites from the Flash Glam collection: Atomic Splash: Gunmetal glitter. Understated on grays or blacks, but really pops over lighter colors. Sunglasses At Night: Very sheer blue base with navy blue holographic bar glitter. Spazmatic: Clear base with large electric blue hex glitter and blue shimmer. Really pops over black. Holy Holo!: Silver holographic glitter. Can't choose? Pick Holy Holo! It's a great all-purpose glitter that looks awesome over just about anything. Be Brave: Very sheer pink base with purple holographic bar glitter. Girly over other pinks and purples, party time fun over black! Monster Mash: Lime green holographic glitter (hexes, small bars, tiny glitter). Looks awesome over other greens. Right Amount of Evil: Orange jelly base with golden holographic glitter. Perfect over oranges, reds, and of course, black. Cupcakes & Unicorns: Pink shimmer with red bar glitter. Looks great over black. Can't Be Tamed: Clear base with purple and gunmetal glitter. We love this over dark purple. It's a Meteor: Clear base with gold, silver, and red glitter. This one's fun because the glitter is in all different shapes (except bar). R.I.P.: Sheer black jelly base with medium hexes and glitter in orange. Can be layered over black or worn solo. Watch It Glitter: Clear base with bronze/copper glitter in various sizes & shapes. Which glitter is your favorite? Tell us your experiences with these lacquers in the comments below! Product Specifications Glittery nail lacquers from ORLY (RLY!) Designed for layering over a solid base color Award-winning Gripper Cap makes ORLY polishes easy to apply ORLY lacquers are free of DBP, formaldehyde, and toluene Tips for glitter polishes: Work in extremely thin layers: One of base coat, one of color, 1-2 of glitter, then a top coat. Some top coats cause shrinkage, so if yours is doing wacky things to your glitter, try a different brand. Easy removal tip: Paint over your glittered nails with a polish you hate. Let it go a little tacky, then wipe it off. The glitter will peel off with it! Each bottle contains 0.6 ounces of glitteriffic nail lacquer
Evil League of Evil
Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! The Evil League of Evil Is building on its brand The shirts that you receive Will bring us cash-in-hand Designs that we conceive'll Be highly in demand. A shield of red, a field of black Some Latin on a ribbon plaque. Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! He's Bad! So rustle up your wallet Pull out your credit card By Internet or phone call It's really not that hard! The charge will be quite small, and We'll give you our regards. So buy some now, they can be yours, Just click that button Signed Bad Horse Evil League of Evil official logo on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Molecular Earrings
What happens when a biological psychology professor slash jewelry-designer checks out the work of an optical microscopy research scientist? You end up with a breathtaking line of accessories that show off both the owner's design sensibilities and grey matter. What is this stuff? It's a photomicrograph of a particular molecule taken by Michael W. Davidson of the Optical Microscopy Division of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory at Florida State University (say that three times fast) then attached to a sterling silver finding using jeweler's grade sealant by our aforementioned biological psychology professor. It's durable. You don't have to worry about getting it wet, and it comes packaged in a black and silver gift box along with an informational card about the molecular image chosen. A sterling silver oval (14 x 10 mm) with the photomicrograph affixed is suspended from sterling silver chain on these French-hook earrings. Choose from one of these three molecules: Caffeine - Our favorite molecule (shown at left). Dopamine - Everybody loves a happy neurotransmitter. Serotonin - Anti-depressant and OCD-inhibitor extraordinaire.
In Soviet Russia, Zero Divides By You
Dividing by zero is baaad mojo. You don't want to try it. If you get it to work, it assures you're well on your way to Crazy Town. Well, honestly, if you get it to work you're already there. You may even be the mayor. Check foursquare. At least in the Soviet Russia version, zero divided by you isn't a mathematical impossibility. Unless you're zero. But we know you. You're one of our customers. You're something to us, which means you can't be zero. In fact, we'd go so far as to say that you're positive. However, you are about to be divided by zero. Brace yourself. Black shirt with the words "In Soviet Russia, zero divides by you!" printed large in red.
I Am Rogue Babydoll
There are a variety of reasons one might enjoy wearing the Rogue Babydoll. You may be a huge X-Men fan, or a huge Rogue fan. But, if the company you keep knows anything about comic books (which they'd better!), wearing your Rogue shirt is a signal to stay away. Maybe you aren't feeling good, don't feel like interacting with people, or maybe you're a bit dangerous. Whatever the reasons, wearing the Rogue Babydoll says, "Give me a hug if you want me to absorb all your memories and physical strength!" So, get to hugging, that'll teach 'em! 100% cotton yellow colored Rogue costume print babydoll t-shirt.
You Are Here
At a shopping mall, there's a giant color-coded map to tell us if we're next to the Frank-n-Stein or where one can find the local Chess King. We think that in the grand scheme of things, that whole mall is really just a microspeck in the universe; it's a dust mite in the interstellar medium of our tiny galaxy! What's the point!? Why bother!? To put things in perspective so-to-speak, we at ThinkGeek's Advanced Astrophysics Lab and T-Shirt Shop decided to help you out. In case you're ever feeling lost in this ever-expanding universe of about 300 billion galaxies, this t-shirt will help guide your way. With a representation of our own little 100,000 light-year-across cluster of 200 billion stars, The Milky Way, we show you the location of our solar system (In the Orion arm in case you're wondering). So next time you're running late from your jaunt over to Andromeda, you'll be able to make it back safely. It may take you a few hundred million years to do it, but at least you'll have a map. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt black. On the front, a view of the Milky Way galaxy with a sign that reads "You are Here" pointing in the general direction of Earth. :-)
Portal 2 - Aperture 1980s Logo Jacket
Congratulations on being chosen as a representative for Aperture in the 1983 Scientific Olympiad! Here at Aperture, we take our work seriously. And, when it comes to our competitors, we strive to show them just how inferior they really are. As a competitor, you’ll need to understand a few things. First, presentation is everything. That is why we have taken the time to craft the Aperture White Jacket: specially designed to make you look fabulous during your warm-ups, it also does absolutely nothing to protect you from the horrific end you will most certainly meet in the midst of intense competition. But, back to the wonderful Aperture 1980s White Jacket: the white cotton fabric and collared, zip-up design are very representative of what we here in the 1980s call current fashion. To anyone else from the not too distant future, the current fashion of now might be called 1980s jacket! With the Aperture Logo proudly printed in solid black on the back, you can be certain that onlookers will know just how much Aperture cares about their appearances. Good luck in the games tomorrow! We believe in your ability to wear our Jacket like it was designed! Product Specifications 1980s-style jogger for fans of Aperture Science Material: 100% Cotton American Apparel zipper front jacket with Aperture Laboratories embroidered on the left of the chest, portal gun on the left sleeve, and 1980s Aperture logo on the back. The inside of the jacket is fleece. Beautiful solid black logos Scientific Olympiad attire Officially licensed Portal 2 apparel Note: These jackets run a little smaller, so please size-up from the normal size that you buy. S M L XL 2X Chest 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in. Front Length 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in.
Classic Empire Boba Fett
As adult (or almost adult) geeks, we consider it part of our duty to educate the younger masses who tend that way in The Ways of The Geek. Guide them. Nurture them. So this past weekend, t-shirt girl was visiting with her college roommate. She was idly discussing assorted Important Things with the kids of said roommate as they headed to an Italian restaurant for lunch. The six-year old boy piped up, "Boba Fett is blue." Without thinking she inquired, "What? You mean his lightsaber?" Little boy responded, in a tone that implied the absurdity of the question, "Boba Fett doesn't have a lightsaber." His tiny forehead furrowed. "Oh yeah. Dur." t-shirt girl scrambled. "He's got a blaster." But she'd had her moment of geek fail. There was no recovering. (For anyone else curious about why Boba Fett is blue, it has something to do with the Lego Star Wars computer games. She didn't dare ask more.) This classic Empire Strikes Back Boba Fett shirt is military green. Note: the print is distressed and the fabric is extra soft for a vintage feel.
Chaotic Evil
4E may have taken away half the alignment options, but Wizards of the Coast left us with one of our favorites: Chaotic Evil. Not always viable in a campaign situation, Chaotic Evil makes for a great one-night gaming-session all-out ego-fest. Your character has a goal in your mind and will do whatever is necessary to bring it about. Simple. Uncomplicated. Of course, when there's a party involved, then it gets more complicated. You might have to hack through the lawful good character standing in your way. This is why it's better if it's a one-night session. Cause feelings get hurt if you turn somebody's almost-epic-level paladin into steak tartare. Eeeeeevil steak tartare. Chaotic Evil means you get to do whatever you want, as long as it gets you closer to what you really want. The best foe is an unarmed one. The best puppy is a kicked one. The best fellow party members are also Chaotic Evil, going after the same goal as you. Only you'll get to it first, cause you're smarter and more devious. And you put iocane powder in their Mountain Dew. Muhahahahaha. "Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry" in red and grey on a 100% cotton, black shirt. Black like your soul.
N7 Armor Stripe Tee
We've noticed something while playing through the Mass Effect games again: everybody has really toned bodies. There must be a heck of a personal trainer in some gym on the Normandy or on the Citadel or somewhere. Of course, with biotics, it's probably just programmed into them to burn off calories at an alarming rate. The rest of us will just have to hit the ol' treadmill in our quest to look more like Shep. At least we can catch up on listening to our podcasts... N7 Armor stripes in 100% premium cotton t-shirt in black. Please Note: The process of printing over the seam may cause minor imperfections.
Element of Surprise Babydoll
A new element is being added to the periodic table after its discovery was confirmed by a team of Russian and American scientists. The element, named Surprise, appears to point the way to still more elements with chemical properties no one can predict. The team, based outside of Dimitrovgrad, Russia, produced the element by smashing together isotopes of thorium, a natural radioactive chemical element, with a bologna sandwich. The chief scientist on the team admitted that the addition of the sandwich was initially accidental, but added "we duplicated the results with a second bologna sandwich." The particle accelerator was rendered temporarily unusable after the byproducts of the experiment, surprise and mayonnaise, were left in it overnight. A spokesperson for the General Assembly of the International Union of Pure and Applied Physics, which approves the naming of new elements, admitted, "We're just as surprised about this as you." The symbol for the element of Surprise (Ah) graces the front of this black babydoll (fitted) shirt. How it got that many protons and a standard atomic weight of zero is anybody's guess. Oh wait. That's not zeros. That's the new mathematical constant O.O.
Regenerations
We were worried when Christopher Eccleston bowed out after playing the good doctor for a single season. Yay, the series is back, but the dude just spent a regeneration. Then when we heard via The Sarah Jane Adventures that there might not be a limit to the regenerations, we had mixed feelings. On the one hand, yay, potentially infinite Doctor Who. On the other, we came to the series late 4th Doctor, early 5th Doctor, the era when the limit was brought up the most frequently (mostly because the Master was constantly trying to get around it). So it's part of our Doctor Who psyche that (without extenuating circumstances) a Time Lord has 13 incarnations. Period. Okay, so we knew it had to be addressed at some point -- otherwise, we're almost out of Doctors and also out of show. But Matt Smith's still young. It could be a while before it comes up. But we hope it does. We'll be interested to see how it gets resolved. No more rule with no more Time Lords? Jedi hand-wave by the BBC? Infinite supply of 1up Mushrooms discovered on Gallifrey? Only time will tell. All eleven incarnations of The Doctor on the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Thor Dangle Earrings
When we were little, we were afraid of thunderstorms. But our Geek Mom, ever the fan of comic books, said to us, "Never fear, geeklings. It's just Thor and the Avengers bowling in Asgard! Let's set up our own bowling game and join them." And soon enough, we were rolling a plastic ball across the hardwood floor at some colorful plastic pins and had forgotten why we were ever scared. Embrace the power of thunder with these Thor Dangle Earrings. They feature lightning bolts, crystals, and tiny Mjölnirs. Don't worry, because they are fake hammers they will not pull your earlobes to the ground when you wear them. Express your love of Thor or your desire to be a thunder goddess. Product Specifications Earrings for fans of Thor, The God of Thunder Feature Thor's Hammer, lightning bolts, and crystals Don't worry, the hammer isn't real so it won't pull your ears off Materials: Imitation rhodium (nickel-free tin alloy) Dimensions: 2.5" long For our customers with nickel allergies: the metal in these earrings and their earwires are made of imitation rhodium, a nickel-free tin alloy.
Periodic BeEr
We're going to bet that you are currently not drinking beer because you're at work, and unlike ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which has a Beer Fairy), casual imbibing is frowned upon in your office. There, there. It's going to be okay. You know, we have job openings. Just sayin'. You know what makes us feel better? Learnin' stuff. So let's get to it. Despite what this shirt suggests, your beer should not contain either beryllium or erbium. If it does, you need to seriously consider switching to another brewer. Carlsberg Brewery was the location of Søren Sorensen's work on the pH scale. "Skunked" beer is more properly termed "light-struck." When UV light hits beer, it kicks off a chemical reaction, breaking down the isohumulones and creating 3-methyl-2-butene-1-thiol. It's an organosulfur compound, the same thing a skunk sprays. Good for scaring off predators. Bad for beer. Beryllium and Erbium printed with their atomic properties in white on a beer-colored, 100% cotton t-shirt. Okay. So it may not be the same color as your beer of choice, if you drink, say, pilsner or stout. We aimed for the middle ground to cover most of our beer drinkers. Oh, and please wear responsibly.
Dwarven Beard Hat
There's just something about being a dwarf, clearing out orcs and kobolds from an underground keep that just inspires us. Imagine walking around in full armor and stompy boots, axe at the ready, with that luscious dwarven beard for all to see... Imagine no further! For those of us looking to put some cosplay into our roleplay, check out these dwarven beards! In earthly brown and wise old gray, these 100% acrylic yarn beards will be the hit of your adventuring party. They're easy to use and adjustable, with two buttons attaching to a knit warrior's helm. (Axe, armor and ale sadly not included.) And remember, dwarves are equal-opportunity -- these beards aren't just for men! Nothing says sexy like a dwarven lass with silky chin tresses. Product Specifications Dwarven beard hats make you stout and powerful! Knit horned helm with detachable beard Beard colors: Brown or gray Materials: 100% acrylic yarn Great for male and lady dwarves alike! Love your bearded hat: The beard will tangle, so hand-wash that part. The hat can be machine washed on gentle/cold. Lay flat to dry.
The Wesley Crushers
Sheldon's creation of The Wesley Crushers (no, not The Wesley Crushers, The Wesley CRUSHers) made us wonder if we could come up with additional geeky bowling team names. When we're not working on our world domination strategy at ThinkGeek HQ, this is the sort of stuff we do. Or possibly the geeky bowling team is part of our world domination strategy. We'd have to kill you if we told you any more, so let's get down to some additional Star Trek themed bowling team names: The Away Team Designated Red Shirts To BOWLdly Go Pin Farr The Trouble with Triples Team Me Up, Scotty A yellow 100% cotton shirt with logo for The Wesley Crushers on the front. Note that this is NOT a bowling shirt. It does not have the black ringer sleeves as pictured on the show. It's a t-shirt.
Enough Social Interaction Babydoll
Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with "social," it better end with "networking sites." Pretty much whenever we're out in public, geeks take a circumstance penalty to our CHA-based skills (except Handle Animal), and if you want to land some sort of bonus to offset that, you'd have to down a lot of alcohol or wear a shirt that forewarns people of the situation in a humorous manner and automatically breaks the ice with no effort whatsoever on your part. Oh wait. That's what this is! How convenient is that? This is charcoal grey babydoll (fitted) t-shirt with the declaration "You read my t-shirt. That's enough social interaction for one day." printed in white upon it.
The ThinkGeek 'Ties Suck' Tie
For those of you who relish in being naughty and nice, we think you'll just love this 100% silk tie. Wear it at board meetings for a real gut wrenching show of pure cranium. Or just wear it with your three piece suit and hide behind that smirk on your face as you stride down the corridors with your little secret. "Great Tie Bob", they'll say, "Is That An Armani?". Just casually nod to the peons and walk away... Our 'ties suck' tie is one very stylish and dark blue 100% Silk tie with a grayish silver repeating pattern in binary. Should the binary pattern be translated into its ASCII equivalent, you'll soon figure out why we called this tie the 'ties suck' tie. It is, truly, The Tie of Ties. The One Tie To Rule Them All And In The Hallways Mock Them... Please note that your ThinkGeek 'Ties Suck' Tie will not arrive emanating from a cloud as the one on this page is depicted. 'Darn!' you are thinking to yourself, 'that would have been swell indeedy'. Oh well, one dream realized and another one crushed...not bad for a days work really...
Superheroine Lace Boyshorts, One Pair
To be a true superheroine, it's important to have the right set of things. The costume, the mask, the cape, and of course the super power! It wouldn't hurt to have someone cute to rescue, either! Now imagine saving the world in your slick costume while wearing these super cute boyshorts underneath! A little hint of feminine lace on your butt-kicking... butt. These are so comfortable that you will be able to fight evil with ease. Note: This is not sold as a pack of 3, but as individual pieces. Batgirl, Supergirl, and Wonderwoman lace trimmed boyshorts made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex fabric. Sizing Info: Small Medium Large Waist 25-26 in. 27-29 in. 30-32 in. Hips 34-36 in. 37-39 in. 40-42 in.
Science
Science: We finally figured out that you could separate fact from superstition by a completely radical method: observation. You can try things, measure them, and see how they work! Bitches. The graph on the back of the shirt is data from the COBE mission, which looked at the background microwave glow of the universe and found that it fit perfectly with the idea that the universe used to be really hot everywhere. This strongly reinforced the Big Bang theory and was one of the most dramatic examples of an experiment agreeing with a theory in history -- the data points fit perfectly, with error bars too small to draw on the graph. It's one of the most triumphant scientific results in history. "Science / It works, bitches." on the front with the COBE graph on the back in white on a forest green 100% cotton t-shirt.
Lucky Kitty Creeper
We dig us some lucky cat. We have the figurines. We have the beads. We have the photographic proof that we've made our real-life cats pose like this, much to their embarrassment. But check this out: did you know that Bruce Sterling wrote a short story called "Maneki Neko" for Lightspeed? We dig him, so if you haven't already checked it out, you should probably go read that now, but don't leave us here forever, k? You back? Good! So, let us tell you about this shirt. This version of Lucky Kitty comes in white with the word "lucky" ("kichi") inscribed in Kanji on her tummy. Her left paw is raised. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. 6 mos 12 mos 18 mos 24 mos Width 17 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in. 21 1/2 in. 23 in. Length 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in. 20 1/2 in. 21 1/2 in. Sleeve length 2 3/4 in. 3 in. 3 1/4 in. 3 1/2 in.
Harry Potter 9 3/4 T-shirt
If you're a Muggle, you just don't get it. You don't see the magic that's all around you. You see a fireplace. A toilet. A solid wall. A wizard or witch sees something totally different: transportation! Just a note, magical wannabes: do not throw yourself into a fireplace, jump feet-first into a toilet, or run headlong into walls at the subway station. Just trust us on this one. 100% cotton black colored t-shirt with 9 3/4 printed in orange.
Exploded Mac 128K
Awwww, look at those circuits.... isn't it cute? The integrated circuits of the Mac 128k: a Motorola MC68000 microprocessor at clock speed 7.8336 MHz 64 or 128 KB of ROM in two chips containing parts of the operating system 128 or 512 KB of RAM in 16 chips eight TTL chips implementing a video and sound DMA controller, plus two TTL chips providing a 16-bit video buffer (74166 type) one PAL chip generating video timing signals (LAG) two TTL chips providing an 8-bit Pulse-width modulation sound driver (74LS161 type) two analog chips providing sound amplification (MC14016 switch, LF353 op-amp) a Zilog 8530 chip controlling two RS-422 buses through two driver chips an Integrated Woz Machine 400 KB floppy disk controller plus support PAL (ASG) a 6522 VIA bridge chip connecting to the keyboard and clock an Apple real-time clock chip plus a 32.768 kHz quartz oscillator an Intel 8021 microcontroller in the keyboard bus control and extra logic including two PAL chips to activate the other chips (BMU0/1) two PAL chips to convert the 16 MHz clock to other timing signals (TSM, TSG) two TTL chips buffering the RAM to the 68000 (74LS244 type) some inverters (74LS04 type) Credit to Wikipedia for helping us with those memories. We can't remember the specs to all our former computers off the tops of our heads. (Revoke our geek cards if you must.) If you want to reminisce about the baby that started the line of Apple computers, this is the t-shirt for you. An exploded Mac 128 printed in black on a 100% cotton charcoal colored t-shirt.
Spanish Inquisition
Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapon is fear. Fear and surprise. Our two, two main weapons are fear, surprise, and a ruthless efficiency. Our three, three main weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Ah. Amongst our weapons are fear, surprise.... Amongst our weaponry are.... Ah. I'll come in again. "The Spanish Inquisition" and the subtitle "Expected by Nobody Since 1970" printed on a black shield with white highlights on a cardinal red (get it? cardinal red?), 100% cotton t-shirt. The design includes the hat from Cardinal Ximinez (Michael Palin) and two crosses.
Less Than Three Babydoll
On the Internet, we're a pretty hate-y bunch. We're darn effective at telling people we dislike them. n00bs master how to flame before they learn not to use the Reply All button. Maybe it's one of the reasons we like the Internet so much. We digress. This is not about hate. It's about love. Specifically, the love between two people communicating digitally. The sideways heart. Less than three. our web site to begin with?), rotate your head 90 degrees clockwise. Once you get back from the chiropractor, tell us what you saw. And don't say "A W with a party hat on." That's counter-clockwise. You got it? Awww. Isn't that cute? It's a heart. On a t-shirt. Which means you, too, can have a heart on for someone. *rimshot* The less than symbol and the number 3 printed in red over the left chest of a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Yeah, we know most of the heart isn't really there. But the apex is, as well as the left ventricle. which is our favorite. Shh. Don't tell the right ventricle.
The Hunger Games Socks
We're gonna guess these are not the socks Rue got in the pack she grabbed from the Cornucopia. Mostly because the Gamemasters would never equip the Tributes with something this awesome. Unless there was some sort of catch, such as that they spontaneously combust when you put them on your feet. We tested these, just to be sure. No spontaneous combustion, although there was some spontaneous fashion. Girl on Fire socks have a way of doing that. These black, knee-high socks feature flames wrapping around your legs in orange and the Mockingjay logo in yellow. Sole reads "The Hunger Games, copyright 2012 Lionsgate." Ain't nobody going to see that, though, unless you get to prop your feet up all day. And if you do, we're jealous. Product Specifications Fits women's shoe size 6 1/2 to men's size 12. Made of 67% acrylic / 33% polyester. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Ages 14 and up.
House Stark Babydoll
"There are five pups," he told Father. "Three male, two female." "What of it, Jon?" "You have five trueborn children," Jon said. "Three sons, two daughters. The direwolf is the sigil of your House. Your children were meant to have these pups, my lord." - Jon Snow and Eddard Stark, A Game of Thrones This shirt bears a snarling, grey direwolf, the symbol of the house of Stark of Winterfell from George R.R. Martin's epic trilogy series A Song of Ice and Fire. The text reads "Winter is Coming,"House Stark's motto, and beneath "Stark" and "A Game of Thrones" in smaller typeface. This is a seafoam blue, fashion-weight (which means it's thin and soft) babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.. Officially-licensed Game of Thrones apparel. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. This is a more straight-cut shirt than many of our offerings, meaning the waist measurement isn't significantly smaller than the chest. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 37 in. Waist 27 in. 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. Length 25 3/8 in. 26 in. 26 5/8 in. 27 1/4 in.
I Love My Geek Women's Classic Cut
Looking for the perfect gift for your girlfriend, wife, or even your mom? How 'bout the "I love my geek" shirt? It pretty much speaks for itself, and proves to the world that geeks really are lovable! I [heart] my geek on a black, 100% cotton ladies' shirt. Looser cut than the babydoll tee, this is considered a "classic cut". It's styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. This shirt fits like Huge Tracts of Land. Here's the babydoll cut version of this shirt if you'd prefer a smaller / more fitted shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 37 in. 39 in. 42 in. 45 1/2 in. 49 1/2 in. Length 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 3/4 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. Women's US Size 4-6 8-10 12-14 16-18 20-22
Sudo
This is the shirt of xkcd's Comic #149, which is so far the most widely-distributed comic xkcd's ever done. It was spotted on the walls at Amazon headquarters and on some of the bigger blags. And now, as per your many email requests, here it is on a shirt! "Make me a sandwich." "What? Make it yourself." "Sudo. Make me a sandwich." "Okay." conversation on in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
I void warranties - Kids
Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed the DVD player oatmeal in case it's hungry. Somewhere along the way, some folks grow out of this habit (good news for the DVD player). And then there's the rest of us. If you're growing your own little tinkerers, techies, builders, hackers, fabricators, decontructionists, DIY enthusiasts, makers, bakers, or even candlestick makers, you need this shirt for them. Cause you know from personal experience that they can void warranties with the best of them. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt with the phrase "I void warranties" on it front and center. Beneath the phrase are nine different types of screwdriver heads - including Clutchead, Hex, Bristol, Robertson Square-Tips, and Torx!
The Hunger Games Mockingjay Pin
She holds out the circular gold pin that was on her dress earlier. I hadn't paid much attention to it before, but now I see it's a small bird in flight. It's really complicated to turn a book that's told entirely inside the protagonist's head to a movie that'll hold the attention of teenagers. And we have great admiration for the choices that The Hunger Games team made when adapting it for the big screen. For instance, cutting the sponsor gift of the sleep syrup. You can't show someone recognizing a smell on screen, or, at least, not in a way that would be much fun for the audience. But we miss Madge and her pin. Even in the books, we always wanted to hear more about her and and her dad, Mayor Undersee, with the special television set. We like to think they were the good guys. Product Details Metal with pinch-style butterfly clutch pin back (like a tie tack or Disney trading pin) Brushed brass color Nearly 1.5" in diameter Ages 14 and up
Portal 2 - Aperture Test Subject Hat
At Aperture Science, we take safety very seriously. After all, you could get hurt and then we'd have to go out and hire a new person. What a waste of all those hours we spent training you! So here's a hat. It's bright orange so it matches your jumpsuit. It says "Test Subject" on the side so you'll always remember how important you are to Science. It will provide a degree of protection should a gel or other compound land on your head, but it will not -- we repeat, WILL NOT -- protect you from falling cubes or other large debris. So, y'know, look up once in a while, okay? Bright Aperture orange ball cap with white trim and white embroidered Aperture logo. "Test Subject" written on the edge of the brim. Product Specifications Thanks for testing! Here's your hat! Given out to Aperture Science employees Will not protect head from falling debris Colors: Bright testing orange with white trim and white Aperture logo Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Size: One-size-fits-all, adjustable hat with Velcro strap
Domed Circuit Board Cufflinks
So, you have seen some circuit board cufflinks on our website. What makes this one special? Oh well! It is awesome in every possible way! To produce these cufflinks, carefully selected cuts were taken from upcycled teal blue circuit boards, showcasing their intricate patterns and electronic components, and they have been encased in a reflective crystal clear dome to preserve and further accentuate their gorgeous designs. Megan has outdone herself again! Each piece is unique, but all will have the same beautiful azure background. It is so elegant looking that you have to see it to believe it! Blue color circuit board coated with resin.
Refill Required
It's Monday afternoon. You've got an important TPS report due in the next hour. You absentmindedly reach for your coffee cup and notice it's way lighter than it should be. As you tip it skyward, you realize that your human fuel is at a catastrophically low level. You're running on fumes! Your body is awash with panic. Can you get a refill that will propel you across the Excel finish line before the dreaded jitters, shakes, and headaches set in? Or will your engine stop in mid-keystroke? This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% fine jersey cotton t-shirt, this design features a coffee cup with dangerously low power level symbols. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size.
Adventure Time Sweater
Here at ThinkGeek we love our four-legged friends. So we can clearly understand how Finn would chose a magical dog to be his constant companion in the post-apocalyptic Land of Ooo. Seriously, if humans were responsible for a nuclear war that destroyed the world, wouldn't you trust dogs a little more? Take their advice for a change. We thinks so. This bright blue and yellow Adventure Time sweater captures Jake mid-advice, sage like, we are sure. Listen up! Blue colored knitted sweater and Jake knitted in yellow in the front, 60% cotton and 40% acrylic, machine washable and needs to be flat dried. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 39 in. 40 1/2 in. 42 in. 43 1/2 in. 45 in. Body length 26 1/2 in. 27 1/4 in. 28 in. 28 3/4 in. 29 1/2 in. Sleeve length 22 in. 22 3/4 in. 23 1/2 in. 24 1/2 in. 25 in.
Wonder Woman Costume Babydoll
In the past we've shied away from carrying superhero logo costume-style t-shirts. When you can find Green Lantern or the Flash on the racks at your local SuperChainMart, that's a product ThinkGeek doesn't need to pick up. And then we saw these. They're unique. We knew we had to carry them for our crowd of female comic book fans. They're not subtle, but they're also not over the top. These are costumey without being cosplay. Basically, depending on how you accessorize the shirt, you can play up or down its kitchiness. Red, 100% cotton shirt with the Wonder Woman logo, belt and the top of the stars printed off the bottom hem of the shirt. The back is blank. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. It comes down around your hips for the full costume-but-not-costume effect. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
Man Walking Dino Toddler Tee
Imagine a world where human and dinosaur live together. Let's hope only vegetarian dinosaurs existed along with human beings! We would not want to be a crunchy snack for a peckish T-Rex. It would be so wonderful to have them as pets. Kids could play with them, ride on them, fly on them (maybe). Life sure would be fun! But don't forget, you would definitely need to take them for long walks. If you don't exercise them, they'll tear up the house. 100% cotton green colored toddler t-shirt with a print of man walking a dinosaur in the front.
Batman Cracked Glass Logo
Catwoman: I blow that tunnel open, I'm gone. Batman: There's more to you than that. Catwoman: Sorry I keep letting you down. [pause] Catwoman: Come with me. Save yourself. You don't owe these people any more. You've given them everything. Batman: Not everything. Not yet. Yes, he will be back for more! We know that for sure! Officially licensed Batman cracked glass logo printed on a 100% cotton slate colored t-shirt.
Serenity in Flight
One of the main characters of Firefly is Serenity herself, with all her quirks and surprises. Here are a couple of facts you might not have considered before. The ship could fit on a football field, hanging over the sidelines 5 ft. each way, which probably wouldn't even knock over the Gatorade cooler. The cargo capacity is 164,900 pounds, which is just over 7000 black-market beagles. Also, we would like to point out that we think it's really cool that Google has astronomical units to lightyears as one of their default conversions from the search box. This shirt features Serenity against a sunburst and a field of stars on a 100% cotton black t-shirt, along with the four Chinese characters which represent the phrase "Never Give Up" down the right side.
Soft Kitty Creeper
This generation of kids now gets to grow up in a world where "geek" is part of mainstream culture. Proof? The prime time slot every Thursday night. In days of yore, the people who looked and acted like us could almost exclusively be found on PBS. Nothing wrong with PBS, mind you, but it's nice to see more representation. And Soft Kitty? We imagine it's being sung as a lullaby for a whole new generation of forthcoming geeks. Welcome to the world, little ones. Soft Kitty printed on a heather grey, 90% cotton / 10% polyester baby creeper. Note: Although the image shows lap shoulders, this creeper does not have them. Reinforced three-snap closure.
You Are Here Bell Curve
We find it's a rewarding habit to hang out with smart people like yourself. Face it. You tend to talk more about what you're reading and less about reality television. (Hey -- we have our personal addictions, too, but it's not our main topic of conversation.) This past weekend amongst a dozen friends a particular parasite came up for discussion independently in two different groups of people (there was one person in the crosssection of the Venn Diagram of those present who identified the topical overlap, an event which T-Shirt Girl will now refer to as the "parazeitgeist.") Also, we have arguments about where the period should go in that previous sentence. We love our smart friends. Hanging out with smart people may make you seem normal by comparison, but think of the rest of the poor fools on this bell chart. The folks who created the interactive voice response maze^H^H^H^Hflow for our cellphone carrier? They're more than two standard deviations below normal. Let them know that. We suggest you wear this shirt any time you go to a place where you find the humans less than helpful. A list to start you off: the airport, the DMV, the meeting of your homeowners' association. It's not like they're going to understand the shirt anyhow, and it'll make you feel better. One poor, sad dot indicates to the reader of the shirt "You Are Here," at the very low end of the bell chart which is printed in white ink on this black, 100% cotton shirt.
Batman Hockey Stripe Babydoll
They originally printed this shirt on powder blue. We decided to wait until they came to their senses before picking it up. Now that it's available in traditional black, we're happy to offer this to all the gadget-loving geek women out there. Utility belt not included. Distressed Batman logo on a black babydoll (fitted) shirt with grey and yellow stripes on the sleeves. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. 100% cotton. One of these things is not like the others: Be aware that the Superman Hockey Stripe Babydoll is 50% cotton / 50% polyester, which means it will shrink less in the washer and dryer than the others. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
Most Interesting Coder Babydoll
You send Tweets without checking character count. You think the sandbox environment is for toddlers. Your resume has never been proofread. You believe merge conflicts are for highways. You are... the most interesting coder in the world. (Now, the people whose stuff you broke cause you couldn't be bothered to test it might have a *different* adjective for you.) "I don't always test my code but when I do, I do it in production" in white on a black babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Portal 2 Chell Jumpsuit
"You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine, but on you, it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion? Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know about - oh, wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France." - GLaDOS If you're itching to do some testing, you'd better dress the part. The orange jumpsuit makes a testing subject easy to find in the testing chamber in case of emergencies. And in case a test subject is ornery and insubordinate, the bright orange color is easily targetable by the sentry turrets. The Enrichment Center reminds you to keep your jumpsuit on at all times, especially while holding your Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Product Specifications Wear an orange jumpsuit just like Chell's! Perfect for testing or cosplay, whichever you do most Unisex design with adjustable elastic waistbands to give you even more freedom Sleeves can be cuffed or tied around the waist See the sizing chart below before choosing your size Materials: heavy-duty, canvas-style material Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible XS S M L XL XXL Chest Circumference 38" 40" 42" 44" 46" 48" Waist Circumfrence 33" 35" 37" 39" 41" 43" Hip Circumfrence 37" 39" 41" 43" 45" 47"
Minecraft Creeper Shirt
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. Retro-graphics. Simplistic gameplay. Minecraft takes gaming back to basics. Punching trees and rocks or digging tunnels, you slowly gather an arsenal of weapons and tools to fend off the spiders, skeletons, zombies, and exploding Creepers that are a constant threat. The exploding Creeper is our nemesis. We know you feel our pain. Sometimes it's fun to be the bad guy, though. Taking those dreams and shattering them. We recommend you wear this shirt around: Playing card structures Jenga tournaments The set of any OK Go video Black pixelated face on an Irish green, 100% cotton t-shirt. Okay, listen up people. This is a highly-saturated color. If you want it to remain that way, you have to be careful when you wash it. If you toss it in the warm wash with your underwear, you will create green underwear and a drab shirt. Wash this with your darks. Wash it in cold. Add a cup of vinegar to the wash to help maintain the green color. Got it? Good. Note: The color of the infant, kids', and ladies' version of this match. The men's is a little different, but as close as we could get to the pixelated goodness of the Creeper.
geek. beanie
Don't be shy, it's cool to be a geek these days, so don this hat and it will make you that much cooler - or warmer - depending on the semantics of the moment. 100% acrylic knit cap with "geek." embroidered in white. Choose either navy blue with white contrast trim or solid blue.
Programmable iCufflinks With Pulsating LEDs
Dressing up is no fun! Especially if you would rather spend your day with your computer, watching a movie, or playing a video game. But you could make it interesting by wearing this awesome cufflink on your dress shirt. We're sure you'll be waiting to dress up once you see how cool these are. But if you still don't like dressing up, then you can still be an awesome friend and buy these really geeky cufflinks for someone who has no choice but to dress up. These cufflinks are machined aluminum with pulsating LED with a "screw in backing". Each iCufflink contains a circuit board with pulsating LED and battery. The "pulsing" is similar to the "breathing" LED pattern on many laptop and computer systems. The default pattern is reverse engineered from the Apple "breathing" LED on Macs, MacBooks, iMacs, etc. Cufflinks are completely open source. The source code, circuit board files, schematics and CAD files are posted on GitHub. Cufflinks can be reprogrammed to any pattern you like. Each order comes with 2 sets of batteries. Simply replace them when the LED is too dim to see. Each CR1220 battery lasts up to 72 hours
Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Green Jacket
The thing about traveling all over time and space is that you can never be totally sure what the weather is going to be. The Doctor can't rotate between his Summer and Winter wardrobes like those of us who live in areas with predictable seasonal temperatures. In any given trip, it could go from volcanic heat to iceberg cold. It's a good thing the Doctor has so many snazzy coats! The 11th Doctor's Green Jacket is a long pea coat that can be described as Elphaba Thropp meets Dad's Army green. You may remember it from such episodes as Let's Kill Hitler and The Wedding of River Song. This recreation is a seriously swanky coat made of 100% moleskin fabric, fully lined for your comfort. It's double-breasted with six pockets (including a banana-length interior pocket for a convenient snack!). It's the perfect outerwear choice for battling your enemies, be they Silent, Angel, or Dalek in nature. Product Specifications Officially licensed replica of the 11th Doctor's long, green pea coat The perfect piece to complete your Matt Smith cosplay ensemble A seriously swanky coat with high quality fabrics & sturdy construction Luxurious, 100% moleskin fabric, fully lined for your comfort Double-breasted, six pockets, six buttons, banana-length interior pocket Color: Elphaba Thropp meets Dad’s Army green As seen in the episodes: Let's Kill Hitler, Closing Time, The Wedding of River Song, and the Girl Who Waited. See the chart below to determine the best size for you (when in doubt, choose the larger size - give yourself room to run from your enemies!) This size chart refers to the body measurements of the wearer, not the garment itself. S M L XL 2X Chest Circumference 36" 40" 44" 48" 52" Waist Circumference 31" 35" 39" 43" 47" Shoulder Width 17" 18" 19" 20" 21" Sleeve Length 25.5" 26" 26.5" 27" 27" Finished Length 42.5" 43" 43.5" 44" 44.5"
Winchester Tavern
Ed in Crouch End, London: unlocked the 'Local' badge. Shaun in Crouch End, London: unlocked the 'Local' badge. Liz in Crouch End, London: failed to unlock the 'Foodie' badge. Snakehips in Crouch End, London: unlocked the 'Player Please!' badge. Various Zombies in London: unlocked the 'Swarm' badge. Shaun in Crouch End, London: wrote a tip @ Winchester Tavern: Aim for the head. Shaun in Crouch End, London: became the mayor of Winchester Tavern. The Winchester Tavern's coat of arms above the words "Winchester Tavern Crouch End, London" on a military green 100% cotton t-shirt.
Bacon Wallet
Bacon is perhaps the most viable form of currency the world has ever known. Think about it: it's kind of dollar shaped, it's tasty, it's um . . . it's . . . shut up, it's bacon. Bacon is awesome, and the more bacon products that exist, the better the world is. So why not keep your boring currency in a Bacon Wallet? That way, your cash will be safe and you can feel superior by the meat in your pocket. The Bacon Wallet looks like meat, yes, but it's really not. BUT, it really is a wallet. And what a wallet! Two long pockets for your cash, six slots for credit cards, and three extra bonus pockets for whatever you want. Or you could always be very meta about it and use your Bacon Wallet to hold bacon. At least you'll always know where you meat is. Bacon Wallet Looks like you keep your money in meat (but it's really vinyl). Two billfold pockets, 6 card pockets, and 3 bonus pockets. Dimensions: 4.25" x 3.75".
Ultraman Logo
It's the early 1990s. A Science Patrol (or United Nations Scientific Investigation Agency, to some) crashes into a mysterious spherical light. The pilot, Shin Hayata, is killed on impact, but the alien traveling in the red Travel Sphere feels remorse and merges with the human. And now, whenever danger threatens (in the form of giant monsters, naturally), Shin Hayata activates the Beta Capsule and transforms into the alien's true essence. He becomes: ULTRAMAN! Whether he's destroying the monster he was pursuing in the first place (the bellicose Bemular) or giving his all fighting the zygomorphous Zetton (hey, we needed the alliteration), Ultraman is an inspiration to everyone. Ultraman logo in red on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed Ultraman merchandise.
Superhero-Style Bazinga
An off-beat sense of humor is what you need to pull a solid Bazinga! Some have to plan for it and for some it comes naturally. Sheldon, for instance, we imagine has a Google spreadsheet which tracks upcoming Bazingas and their potentially appropriate usage, as well as past Bazingas and their subsequent audience reactions. Oh, sure, it looks like it comes naturally to him, but really he has to work at it. That's how it is with all great art. Distressed superhero-style Bazinga! printed on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Daakusaido (aka Dark Side)
In today's lesson, subtitlers for Japanese bootleg DVDs will learn how to make English nouns plural. In order to make an object plural, add "ses." For instance: I hope that these dreamses really can't become. If the word already ends in "s," add "eses" to make it plural. Some example sentenceses: I had enough of these politicseses. Send these troopseses only. This helpful grammar tip brought to you by some elephants and the Presbyterian Church. A Stormtrooper and Darth Vader on a red cotton t-shirt with the Japanese "Daakusaido" (aka Dark Side) vertically. Note: the print is distressed and the fabric is extra soft for a vintage feel.
Pressure Points
From the mouth of Kris Straub (best known for online comics Chainsawsuit and Starslip): Tired of not being able to be fatally injured using a blend of Western and Eastern medicine? This handy shirt lets everyone know the weak points in your nervous system, from the periform obturatus to the inferior axoradialis medii! You'll be losing motor control and having your heart stop in no time. A hit at parties! Your torso's pressure points detailed on the front of an asphalt grey, 100% cotton shirt. Note that this shirt fits differently than our normal shirts. Please click on the Sizing Info tab before selecting a size.
Baby Cthulhu
It drives us crazy that everybody characterizes Cthulhu as some horrific monster. If you just get to know him, you'll understand that he's just as fun-loving and sweet as any of the other elder gods. It's only our own ignorance that leads us to these insane assumptions. What if all he really wants is hugs? It'd be madness to deny him one little hug. Wouldn't it? A green betentacled and winged creature is featured on this yellow creeper or t-shirt, depending on the size you order. He's saying, "Hugs!" Super soft 5.5 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton. Note: Although the picture is a t-shirt, the infant sizes of this product are a onesie.
SCI: High Voltage Babydoll
Who's that mad scientist Who's off-limits to all the chicks? (Tesla!) Dang right Who's the engineer Who would risk high voltage without fear? (Tesla!) Can ya dig it? Who's the cat who "gets" A/C And the future that could be (Tesla!) Right on You see this cat Tesla is a bad mother-- (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' about Tesla! (Then we can dig it) He's a complicated man But no one understands him. (Nikola Tesla) High Voltage is a founding member of the Science Corps International. This shirt features High Voltage on an army green, babydoll (fitted) shirt.
Slurm Babydoll
We'd like to thank you, the masses, for making our new "the first one's free!" campaign such a success. So we're offering this commemorative Slurm t-shirt for your purchase! This is the perfect shirt to let others know how much you love our secret blend of over 900 herbs and spices. Look for the bottlecap to win a visit to the planet Wormulon for the Slurm Factory Tour! For those of you who haven't yet tried Slurm, we encourage you to! Now. Much like an excessive dose of radiation, Slurm gives you that healthy green glow. And also possibly superpowers.1 Plus, it's good for you!2 "Enjoy Slurm" is printed, slightly distressed, on a purple cotton babydoll (fitted) shirt. 1 The Bureau Of Soft Drinks, Tobacco, and Firearms has not reviewed this statement for accuracy. 2 Note: Slurm has been found to cause cancer in laboratory humans.
Star Trek Cycle Jerseys
Star Trek fans are doctors, lawyers, politicians, coders, engineers, artists, and athletes. They are everywhere, and they are legion. Recognizing each other by their clothes, jewelry, bags, and bumper stickers, they greet each other with a lift of an eyebrow, and a traditional Vulcan salute, answering "Peace and Long Life" with the venerated "Live Long, and Prosper." Once shunted into the back-alleys of fandom, Star Trek fans are now coming out of the woodwork, wearing their pride openly and declaring to the world, "I'm a Trekkie. You'll have to deal with it." And you don't have to pilot a starship to be a Star Trek fan! You can trade in your warp nacelles for two wheels, and hit the dusty streets and trails of planet Earth. Our new bicycle Jersey is made of space-age ultra-dry micro fiber, which wicks away moisture and repels odor. Features Space-age micro-fiber bicycle jersey Wicks away moisture, keeping you cool and dry Odor-blocking material keeps you fresh all day Hidden zipper down the front Accessory and water pouch in the back Form-fitting for maximum comfort SMLXL2XL3XL Chest37 - 39"39 - 41"41 - 43"43 - 45"45 - 47"47 - 49" Waist31 - 33"33 - 36"37 - 39"40 - 43"44 - 46"47 - 49" Hip37 - 38"39-41"42 - 45"46 - 49"50 - 52"53 - 55" Arm Opening (top of sleeve)20"21"22"23"24"25"
Ricardio Tee
It makes total sense that a heart would want to make out with another heart right? We get it. Ricardio has such a bad wrap. So he wants to cut out the heart of princesses and make out with them. That's Completely. Normal. Behavior. All right, the broken glass bottles may be a little bit scary. They throw up a teensy red flag, but hey, give the guy a chance. 100% cotton yellow colored t-shirt with an image of Ricardio holding a broken bottle printed in the front.
Jayne's Troublemaker Ringer
You might recognize this shirt. Jayne wears it in Serenity when the crew finds out about Miranda and when they get to Haven. So how'd we get this shirt? From our friends at Quantum Mechanix. Here's what they have to say about the production process: The original Troublemaker shirt was printed on a crew neck Old Navy t-shirt – a t-shirt that's no longer available. So QMx had to recreate the t-shirt from the ground-up – from the weave to the custom dyes color-matched to the original screen-worn shirt. The yellow looks a little bright to us, but QMx had the original with them when they made this, and they know what they're doing. We're guessing it looks more vibrant to us because we don't have Adam Baldwin's tan to contrast it against. Distressed print of a pistol on a multicolor field with the Chinese 玩闹 ("wannao") for "troublemaker" on a yellow, 100% cotton ringer with black neck and arm bands. Shoulder print is a repeat of 玩闹 ("wannao") for emphasis. NOTE: Because of how this shirt is printed it is likely that there will be some small gaps in the printing across the shoulder. This is normal. If you don't like the one you get, however, you're welcome to return the unworn shirt for another one. Each will be unique. In addition, this is a distressed print, which means it is intentionally aged. The ink is missing in several places in the print to achieve this effect.
Stormtrooper Costume T-Shirt
There are a couple of things that make this Stormtrooper costume tee better than actual Stormtrooper armor: The tee's less than $20. Course, you're not going to pay for your armor, because you don't own it - the Empire does. Moving on. This version's machine washable. You gotta wear that black body glove beneath real Stormtrooper armor. It's slimming and all, but isn't really ideal for every body type. Sure plastoid is lightweight and disperses some of the energy of a blaster bolt, but we all know it's as effective as cotton the moment somebody important walks on the scene. 18 pieces makes it complicated to pee. Stormtrooper chest plate, abdomen, and utility belt printed on the front of a white, 100% cotton shirt. Note: for your own safety, do not attempt to troop with the 501st in this. Also for theirs. It's probably not easy to double over laughing in screen-accurate armor.
Bazinga! Hoodie
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14.2 BAZINGA! writ large across a red, 100% cotton pullover hooded sweatshirt.
European-Style Charm Bracelet
We've always liked the concept of charm bracelets. The idea that you get a tiny object to wear that commemorates an event or reminds you of something special makes us happy. The trick is that with this most recent style of popular bracelets, we've never found anything that really clicked for us. "I could get the faceted glass bead in my birthstone color, and it'd go with a lot of stuff I wear." "Sure, that one with the vines on it is pretty, but it isn't really ME." There wasn't anything out there that allowed us to express our inner geek divas. And then it struck us. We're ThinkGeek. We could create a line of geek-appropriate beads ourselves! And thus this bracelet was born. One of our favorite things about these bracelets is that you build them yourself, so the final piece of jewelry really is uniquely yours. If you just consider buying one of each of the charms below and the bracelet, you can stack them in 40,320 different combinations. Not that you'd want to, mind you, but you could. The mathematical potential is there. So let's tell you a little about each of them: Black Enamel w/Crystals Bead - A classy, slightly-sparkly option. Black enamel with clear crystals. Core is silver-plated pewter. 8mm along the bracelet, 4.5mm hole. Bling Mushroom Bead - A ThinkGeek Exclusive! A super-sparkly, sterling silver mushroom with pavé green and clear crystals on the cap. 14mm along the bracelet, 5mm hole. Celtic Knot Bead - A pretty little spacer that lets you express your love of Celtic design or woven things. Silver-plated pewter. 5mm along the bracelet, 4.5mm hole. Companion Cube Bead - A ThinkGeek Exclusive! An officially-licensed Portal product! The tiniest Companion Cube EVAR. Sterling-silver with pink enamel hearts and a rhodium coating to prevent tarnishing. 9mm along the bracelet, 5mm hole. Knight Bead - Tiny but fierce. Sterling silver knight bust wields shield and sword. 10mm along the bracelet, 4.75mm hole. My Computer Bead - A happy computer that many of us remember fondly. Sterling silver set with a single green crystal where the branding would be and a tiny slot for disks. Even has the ports etched on the back. 12mm along the bracelet, 4.75mm hole. Space Lampwork Bead - A ThinkGeek Exclusive! Black lampwork glass with blue dichroic flecks to mimic stars, which is appropriate since dichroic glass was developed by NASA for use in the space program. Core is sterling silver. 9mm along the bracelet, 4.5 mm hole. Timmy Charm - A ThinkGeek Exclusive! ThinkGeek Timmy in solid sterling silver. Front has Timmy's features; back is convex and undecorated. Timmy measures 16mm ear to ear and 14mm crown to chin. Total length from top of holder 24mm. Charm holder measures 2mm along the bracelet, 4.75mm hole. "But wait!" we hear you saying. "Timmy isn't IN the above grid. Why is that, ThinkGeek?" That's because the only way to get your Timmy Charm is to order a bracelet. Timmy comes with each bracelet you order. So we should probably tell...
2D Glasses
3D Movies. You've got to love them right? But when in-your-face special effects turn into headache-inducing nausea... the fun is over. What's more, all your friends love 3D movies. You've been there before, a movie is playing in both 2D and 3D, all your friends want to see the 3D version... so what can you do? Easy! Deliver old skool 2D images to your tired eyes with the 3D to 2D Glasses. The De-3D glasses eliminate the 3D effect from 3D movies, allowing you to watch in the comfort of 2D. How do they work you say? In a traditional 3D movie, two images are displayed overlapped on the movie screen. Standard 3D glasses filter these images allowing one to be seen by the right eye and the other to be seen by the left eye. The difference between the two images creates the 3D effect and also the annoying eyestrain and headaches you may have experienced. The De-3D glasses are specially designed to eliminate the left eye image and show only the right eye image to both eyes. In double-blind scientific tests it was determined that when watching 3-D movies the right-eye image was consistently more action packed and and humorous than the left-eye image. Amazing but true. So next time when your friends want to go see a 3D movie bring your De-3D glasses and you'll have the confidence to tag along knowing that you'll be able to experience the best of the cinema with none of the motion sickness, headaches or nausea. Your friends will thank you too... for not puking on their shoes. Product Specifications Cinema Style 3D glasses eliminate 3D effect for more pleasurable movie viewing Converts standard 3D movies in to relaxing 2D Eliminates headaches and nausea associated with 3D movie viewing Works with current 3D movies in theaters using RealD 3D technology View 3D movies comfortably with your 3D loving friends High quality radial polarized optics for a smooth picture Solid Black ABS plastic construction for years of 3D eliminating performance
Wi-Fi Detector Shirt
Here at ThinkGeek we're pretty lazy when it comes to technology. We expect our gadgets to do all the busywork while we focus on the high level important tasks like reading blogs. That's why we hate to have to crack open our laptops just to see if there is any wi-fi internet access about... and keychain wi-fi detectors, we would have to actually remove them from our pockets to look at them. But now thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later.
Batman Relaxed-Fit Ladies' Tee
The Dark Knight Returns is up there on our examples of comic book perfection, but sometimes what you really need from Batman is the cheese and schlock of the 60s television series. KAPOW! Know what we mean? CRUNCH! Sometimes you just need to see two adults clearly walking across the floor, pretending as if they're using a grappling hook to scale a building. THUNK! Our caped crusader and his sidekick saving the day in a set of exceedingly improbable circumstances. URKKK! And, of course, Julie Newmarrrrrr as Cat Woman. ZLONK! Distressed Batman logo with 60s-style "Zowie!" and "Wow!" starbursts on a heather steel, oversized-fit tee with a feminine drape. The back of this shirt is longer than the front (by about 4 inches), so it's sort of like you have a built-in cape, but not. Also, it's got elbow-length dolman-style sleeves, which is when the underside of the sleeve attaches lower than normal to the body of the shirt to give you that sort of winged look. The fabric is 50% polyester / 37% cotton / 13% rayon. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. Waist 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in.
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I [Heart Heart] Doctor Who Babydoll
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Blue Sun Babydoll
In this crazy 26th century, Blue Sun is the company you can depend on. You probably know us through some of the universe's favorite foods, including Blue Sun Cola and Fruity Oaty Bars, but we do more than that. Much more. We go where we are needed, and wherever there are settlers, there's a need for Blue Sun. We work to identify and address problems in colonies and create solutions, spreading happiness wherever we go. We are committed to creating sustainable colonies, because you are Blue Sun's most valuable product! We have a presence in locations as varied as the Space Bazaar Sky Plex and downtown Capital City on Osiris. And although you can find us throughout the universe, you'll find our approach is very close-to-home -- very hands-on. Our goal is to be right there for you -- always! Terraforming can turn a rock into a habitable world, but the presence of Blue Sun makes a place truly livable. We'd be proud for you to wear one of our corporate logo shirts. Our logo is printed in navy blue on a military green ladies' fitted t-shirt. Goes well with everything, whether you're a mudder or an accountant. Editor's note: This is NOT identical to Jayne's shirt on the show. His shirt uses a Chinese character for blue which was deprecated as the show progressed. The Serenity logo is printed on this shirt, smaller, beneath the Blue Sun text. The military green of the standard shirt is less saturated than the green of the babydoll version.
Star Trek Uniform Creepers
No matter what your little one's proclivities, there's a snapsuit for your future space traveler. Projectile vomits unidentifiable substances? Science. Figured out how to juryrig the high chair to obtain Cheerios at will? Engineering. Has fully trained the adults in the house to do his or her bidding? Command. If the future isn't yet clear, pick up the Academy Cadet. Snap bottom closure for easy diaper access. Note that our size on this is the larger of the span, so if you want one for someone who's under 6 months, order the 6 month size.
Doctor Who Polo Shirts
When you search on "Doctor Who polo," the results are depressing. Because what comes up is the sad tale of Marco Polo, a First Doctor story arc, which has been lost to time. Seven episodes. Two hours, 51 minutes, 44 seconds. And not a single second of broadcast footage remains. The audio track is complete, and several diligent fan groups have put together recreations using photographs along with the audio. It was broadcast by studios in 23 countries, all of whom followed the directions and returned the film to the BBC once aired. Which is too bad. This is one time when finding an overdue library book would be a good thing. For more on the how and why of the missing episodes (108 of them in all), visit Wikipedia. But come back, then, cause this is a good shirt. We aim to fix that. Not make Marco Polo exist again, but at least make it so that when you search on "Doctor Who polo" you'll get this result instead of getting the Marco Polo story and being all bummed out. Just don't scroll. We're just one company with one product here. We can only do so much. Choose between black with a Dalek embroidered in white, grey with the TARDIS embroidered in navy blue, or navy blue with the TARDIS embroidered in white. All are 100% cotton, 6.5 oz. 3 buttons. Banded sleeves. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. 54 in. Length 28 1/2 in. 30 in. 31 in. 32 in. 33 in.
Vitruvian Dude
Human life is all about proportions and ratios. For instance: a palm is the width of four fingers a foot is the width of four palms a cubit (whatever that is...) is the width of six palms a conventional bowling grip extends to the second knuckle of the middle two fingers a White Russian is the width of 2 fingers of vodka and two fingers of Kahlua Note that there are no toes in the above calculations in case you are missing any. Not even a little toe. As in a tiny part, not as in pinkie toe. Although there's none of them either. What were we talking about? Oh yeah. Life. Proportions. You have to live it. It's important to live it to the fullest. Because fullness is everything. Speaking of that, I'm feeling kinda like I could use a snack.... A print of The Dude standing in the style of Leonardo Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man with a bowling ball in one hand and a White Russian in the other on a camel, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Gelfling Wings Raglan Babydoll
Officially-licensed Dark Crystal apparel. A ThinkGeek exclusive! We figure every woman should come equipped with secret wings that she can deploy when she needs out of certain situations. Lots of small, demand-y mammals sucking up all your time, energy, and resources? Horde of rampaging project managers with scope creep hot on your trail? Idiots assuming that you must be at the con with your boyfriend because someone with two X chromosomes couldn't possibly be a geek? Up, Fizzgig. We've had enough of these mortals. This cap-sleeve, babydoll raglan in tan and chocolate brown features the words "Of course you don't have wings. You're a boy!" (it's hard to capture dialog effectively on a t-shirt) on the front and tiny pair of Gelfling wings on the back. The wings are gelfling-sized, but you're probably not, so don't try to glide on these.
Phi by Numbers
We think this is the most beautiful shirt we've ever made, but you might say that's irrational. *rimshot* Hey -- you're still reading! Score. So, let's talk about Phi. Phi's a number with a lot of baggage. Lots of folks make claims about it that it doesn't know about that then make it look bad. So let's go with the facts. Phi is an infinite non-repeating decimal. If we had to hum a few bars, it'd start off 1.61803. Phi is that number which is equal to its reciprocal plus one. It's related to the Fibonacci sequence. If you take a Fibonacci number, add it to the previous Fibonacci number, and divide the sum by that original Fibonacci number, you approximate Phi. It is the basis of the golden ratio. Remember analogies? Good. Two items are in golden ratio when the whole is to the larger part as the larger part is to the smaller part. The golden ratio is supposedly aesthetically pleasing, but at this point we're veering away from the facts.... Lowercase Phi is just more visually pleasing than uppercase Phi, and it has that all important quality -- you can draw it without having to lift your pencil. Aesthetes and slackers unite! Cardinal red, 100% cotton t-shirt with the Phi symbol in white ink on it. The first 2298 digits of Phi were used to construct the Phi symbol itself.
Portal Cake Babydoll
Its your birthday and all you want it a cake. Your friends tell you, there will be a cake at the end of the day. Your co-workers tell you that there will be a celebration at the end of the day and yes, there will be a cake. You have worked hard all day to get all the work done, even starved a bit to work up an appetite for the cake and go through the entire day thinking about the cake. It's end of the day and you are ready for the cake and then just before you turn off your computer, a message flashes on your screen. And what does it say? The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. Now, didn't we tell you that in the very beginning?? Cotton, brown babydoll (fitted) shirt with the cake from Portal printed on the front and "the cake is a lie" printed on the back. S M L XL 2X Chest 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Front Length 25 3/4 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/4 in. 28 in. 28 3/4 in.
Rainbow Dash Hoodie
Let's face it: Rainbow Dash is best pony. And if you don't agree, that's fine, you can just go wear hoodies with other ponies on them. Dashy isn't jealous. She's confident that she is at least 20% cooler, faster, braver, awesomer than everypony in Ponyville. Hooves down. Not everypony will be awesome enough to rock this amazing hoodie. This 80% cotton, 20% polyester full zip hoodie is the perfect Rainbow Dash blue and features her big, curious eyes right in front. On your flank (also known as left-kidney area) is her screenprinted cutie mark, and you get a bonus cutie mark zipper pull in front. Here's the 20% cooler part. (No, it's not the polyester, but good guess!) Pull the hood up, and you'll have pony ears and a rainbow mane. You'll also expose the dimensional, embroidered, pegasus wings on the back. If there's a black cloud hanging over your world, wearing this hoodie will surely sweep it away. Turn inside out before machine washing in cold water. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 22 in. 22 1/2 in. 23 in. 23 1/2 in. Note: While this hoodie will give you wings and you and are 20% cooler, you are still unable to fly. ThinkGeek suggests that everypony remain with feet firmly planted on Earth.
Torso-Friendly Hadron Collider
To the tune of "Particle Man" and with apologies to They Might Be Giants: Large Hadron Collider, Large Hadron Collider Not particle man but particle guider Really cold place, zoomin' around Large Hadron Collider Is it in France or is it Swiss? When it gets going does it cause an abyss? And is the Higgs Boson hiding out there? Nobody knows, Large Hadron Collider. The six major components of the LHC are printed in off-white around the bottom of this shirt, which is a 100% cotton t-shirt in blue dusk. See below for full text.
Knights Who Formerly Said Ni
You know those holiday gift lotteries where everyone pulls somebody else's name out of a hat and tries to figure out what to buy that person that isn't, say, a set of festive holiday salt and pepper shakers or mulled cider potpourri? Well, if you drew one of the knights who until recently said "ni" as your choice, you'd be in luck. The whole scene is basically one long wish list. You could deliver the mightiest tree in the forest, wrapped up in a bow, or possibly just the herring, which is easier to transport. And, of course, shrubberies. You can never go wrong with a shrubbery (one that looks nice but not too expensive). Or, if you knew the knight's size, you could get him a shirt honoring his profession. One very much like this one. Knights Who Formerly Said Ni coat of arms printed on a tan, 100% cotton t-shirt. The coat of arms includes the head knight's helmet with antlers flanked by two herring. The central shield is emblazoned with either a shrubbery or the mightiest tree in the forest, depending on your interpretation, and bears a scroll which reads, "Ecky ecky ecky ecky pakang zoom boing." And don't argue with us about the words. Ain't nobody got a definitive version, so we don't want to hear it. Don't make us break out the herring on you, because you know we will.