Cuppow Mason Jar Sippin' Lid
The humble mason jar has been around since 1858. Always popular among the home canning crowd and "down home" restaurants, it's starting to make a comeback thanks to (of all things!) Pinterest. There you'll find mason jars used in chandeliers, home organizing, wedding decor (it is Pinterest, after all), in addition to storage for make-ahead meals and beverages. Cuppow's simple design will make it the only travel mug you'll ever need. Just take a handy dandy canning jar: heat-resistant, BPA-free (cuz it's glass!), cheap, durable, and tight-sealing. Unscrew it, pour in your beverage, and replace the inner seal with Cuppow before screwing the lid on tight. You now have a simple, eco-friendly alternative to leaky and ugly travel mugs. Now you just need to hit Pinterest for some juicing recipes... Product Specifications Turn a wide-mouth canning jar into a travel mug Great for steaming hot or freezing cold beverages Easy to use: just use Cuppow instead of the jar seal Dishwasher safe, takes up way less space than travel mugs BPA-free and 100% recyclable Made in USA Each order includes one Cuppow lid (provide your own mason jar)
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Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
Circuit Board Clipboard
Ok. There is this thing that some people do when they are working in groups called a 'meeting'. It's a strange ritual in which people's faces become shorter and concepts like 'action items' and 'revenue streams' pretend to be more important than code and caffeine. Necessary evils perhaps, but we want to make sure you 'meet' in style. These old motherboards have been converted into convenient and very sturdy clipboards in which you can rest assured all of your 'action items' will be safely recorded. We leave it up to you to decide whether or not the notes you take end up in a shredder or a trash can :p Clipboard made from actual circuitboards. Holds 8 1/2" x 11" paper/pad. Each clipboard showcases a unique circuitboard design and may vary from the photo on this page.
Badge Holders
You could get real creative and attach other things to these nifty badge holders (like keys, or even cheese), but then you would be going against the grain. You wouldn't want to do that now would you? That would make management mad. How could you live with yourself if you made management mad? You couldn't. That's precisely why you need to use these badge holders for badges only - or face the consequences. Each metallic round badge holder is approx 1 1/4" in diameter and fastens to your badge with a, well, badge fastener. Also contains a three foot retractable cord for easy access and the back of the body contains an alligator clip to attach to your pants or wherever you like. In shiny choose from Geek, Ninja, or Pirate, and in matte choose from Caffeine, 1up Mushroom, or meh.
Aperture Pint Glass
All these science spheres are made of asbestos -- which, by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping, because that's not part of the test - that's asbestos. - Cave Johnson You've earned your $60, forwarding the cause of science by three centuries. So maybe you got your arms hacked off by some mantis men, or maybe you inhaled a bit too much asbestos. Worst case scenario, you miss a few rounds of canasta. Or you have to hold your hand of cards with your toes instead of your hands. No biggie. Get a pedicure. Enjoy some combustible lemon juice, we say. And speaking of drinking, how's about doing it out of this fine pint glass? Cave Johnson drinks out of one. So does Caroline. Don't you want to be like Caroline? All-American girl, married to science. Can't get better than that. So raise your Aperture Pint Glass and let's have a toast - TO SCIENCE! Product Specifications Portal 2 Aperture Science Innovators Pint Glass Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Printed with the 1940s Aperture logo Holds 16 oz of whatever you want to use to wash down the asbestos
Polluted Toxic Waste Glasses
Unless you're ingesting only pure rainwater and distilled pure grain alcohol, you're ingesting poison. That's right, Mandrake. Just like the global communist conspiracy, anything you drink will infiltrate and corrupt from within. That's why we're strong believers in total commitment. As long as you're going to drink poison, you may as well make sure your drinking vessel of choice makes it look the part. Sure, we all have hard jobs - Ice-cream Fluoridation Administrator, Director of Survival Mineshafts, Nuclear Rodeo Cowboy - but at the end of the day, we could all use a drink, amirite? So grab your highball, and pour yourself a nice tall glass of something tasty. Oh, and if you can make it green and slightly radioactive, even better. These glasses look the part, alright. Each set of two glasses look like little 55 gallon drums except they're just twelve ounces, and they're made of borosilicate glass. Still, with the nuclear hazard logo etched in the side, and filled with some sort of green luminescent liquid on-the-rocks, they're guaranteed to be the hit of the party.
Limited Edition Empire Strikes Back Movie Poster
Is your living room, dorm room, or office lacking in energy? Is is so bland that you feel like you're stuck wandering the deserts of Tatooine? Such is often the case when we're renting our spaces and unable to change the "neutral" (aka boring) colors on the walls. Just how many variations are there on white paint, anyway? Add some Force to your decor with this bold Star Wars movie poster designed by artist Russell Walks. The striking colors and cool design will make you look like the classiest nerd on the block. Even the most boring of neutral rooms will be made instantly more swanky with the addition of this fine piece of art. Product Specifications Add some Force to your decor with this bold poster Movie poster for Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back By artist Russell Walks Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Dimensions: 24" x 36"
Star Trek Acrylic Travel Cup
Just because you're a red shirt doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of your body. If you hope to sit in that Captain's chair you'd better hydrate like one. Sure, you can drink your Saurian Brandy and Romulan Ale, but you need to follow that up with some H2O if you're going to be ready to explore the galaxy like a boss. This BPA-free, double-walled cup will have you hydrating like a Captain. It features the Star Trek logo and line art of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 and will hold 18 ounces of your favorite cold beverage. Double-walled cups are our favorite! Not only do they keep drinks colder longer, they also prevent condensation from forming on the outside of your cup. It's not space-age technology, but it sure does make the work day a lot less... moist. Product Specifications Star Trek themed double wall acrylic travel cup with straw Features line art of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 Perfect for hydrating when on away missions Double wall keeps drinks cold and prevents condensation Holds 18 ounces of your favorite cold beverage Materials: BPA-free acrylic Love your cup: hand washing recommended Dimensions: 4" x 4" x 6.25"
Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore
We have to admit that once we built our dream house in Minecraft our regular world house paled in comparison. Alas, a building of that magnificence in our neck of the woods would cost far more than the amount of bananas we make as ThinkGeek monkeys. We must continue to build our dreams in pixels... If you dream of living in your own Minecraft creations, we think you'd like to sleep by the warm glow of the Minecraft Redstone Ore Night Light. It's guaranteed to keep the boogie oogie pigmen from coming out of your closet to murder you in your sleep. Tap once for low light, a second time for medium, and a third time for bright. (Five is right out.) ((Actually, tapping it five times will bring you back to low.)) Of course, you could get a truckload of these and start building your own Minecraft-inspired bedroom... Product Specifications Night light for fans of Minecraft Officially licensed Minecraft collectible Tap to light up: low, medium, high, off ABS plastic construction, glows with internal LEDs Batteries: 2 AA (not included) Dimensions: 3" x 3" x 3" Weight: 6 ounces Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek
Recesky Twin Lens Reflex Camera Kit
With Instagram and Hipstamatic and Pixlr-o-matic, people are trying to re-create those über kühl leaky photos that are all the rage right now. Gone, apparently, are the days when you'd use actual photo-sensitive film to capture images, wait for them to come out of the lab, and sort through your double-prints with friends. Check out these awesome shots made with the Recesky Twin Lens Reflex Camera on Flickr There's something visceral about sorting through glossy prints, and seeing what you captured in high-contrast and what was lost in bokeh no-man's-land. Analog is relatively unpredictable, and that's part of the fun. Unfortunately, supply and demand rules mean that, with everybody going digital, demand is low - and that means the price of cool analog cameras is high. Not anymore. Now you can own your own twin-lens reflex camera - you know, the kind you shoot from your hip looking down into the viewfinder from on top? We've helped keep the price down by taking out the most expensive part of the camera: the labor. What you get is a kit and a set of easy-to-follow instructions. Give it a good hour of your attention, and you'll be shooting some truly amazing pictures. Looking down into the viewfinder, you'll be entranced by the 3-dimensional effect composing with both eyes gives you, and when you get your photos back from the photo-printer, you'll fall in love all over again with your hand-made camera! Naturally, you'll want to scan those photos and post them on Twitter. I guess we can't escape digital photography after-all! Features and Specifications DIY Twin-Lens reflex 35mm camera kit Easy and clear illustrated-instructions included Takes about an hour to assemble Contains everything you need except film! Shutter speed: fixed 1/125 sec. Multiple exposures possible Focus: 50cm to infinity, F6 Recommend ISO400 35mm film
Star Wars R2-D2 Ice Cube Trays
It's difficult to think of a character in the Star Wars universe that was more heavily relied on than R2-D2. Princess Leia relied on him to bring her pleas of help to Obi-Wan. Luke Skywalker relied on him to help pilot his X-wing and ultimately destroy the first Death Star. Even Queen Amidala depended on R2 to repair her ship's shields while running the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo. Now, you too can rely on this trusty droid to keep your favorite beverages ice cold. And believe us, R2 knows a thing or two about cold. If the -60 degrees standard of Hoth's nights weren't cold enough, the vacuum of space would surely give this epic droid a carnal knowledge of chilling out. Seriously, this is the only civilized way to keep your beverages Hoth frosty. Product Specifications Officially licensed Star Wars Collectible Silicone rubber ice tray 6 x 4 x 1 inches Makes one large droid shaped ice cube and four small Recommended for ages 14 and up Stay cool even when you have the death sentence on 12 systems
Water Powered Clock
OK, so generating electrical power from water might not require quantum math, but it is pretty darn interesting. And it's nice to see science and engineering play nice together to bring folks like you an attractive desktop clock that is powered solely on water (or really any electrolytic fluid like soda, coffee, BAWLS or even Beer). We would be civilized to only call you moronic if you bought this clock and used BAWLS to power it, but in the end you are the music maker, you are the dreamer of dreams and I suppose we would just have to respect that decision. The water clock will display the time and date in clear easy to read numbers just moments after you fill the liquid reservoirs in the back with the liquid of your choice. We've had ours running for weeks so far and the water levels have barely descended and we haven't had to refill it at all. How does it work? Magic mostly. And a little bit of science too. The internal converter simply extracts electrons from water (or other liquid) molecules and provides a steady stream of electrical current acting as a fuel cell to generate power to the clock. Attractively packaged with translucent blue siding and a mirrored front. You can even use the water reservoirs on the back to hold flowers! But guess what? Flowers aren't included! Neither are batteries! Neither is the water! Sad? Here, giving you the dimensions should make you happier: 6" x 4" x 2 1/2". Now buy one.
Alien Egg Ice Cube Tray
In the movie Alien, the egg was made of fiberglass and was filled with cow stomach and tripe. DELICIOUS! The facehugger's proboscis was made of sheep's intestine and the insides of the dead facehugger were created from fish and shellfish pieces. Isn't that appetizing? Doesn't it make you want to think about refreshing ice cubes and delicious chocolates? It doesn't? Oops. Well, if you're a fan of the original Alien, this ice cube tray needs to be in your kitchen arsenal. Freeze water in it to make intricately detailed Alien eggs and pop them into your favorite beverage. (Addition of tripe is 100% optional and probably not recommended. Probably.) Or if you prefer sweet things, melt candy or chocolate into the molds to make scary treats. Don't forget to check out the Alien Head Ice Cube Trays too! Product Specifications Ice tray creates ice in the shape of Alien eggs Makes 1 big Alien egg and 4 little ones Can be used to make chocolates and candies too Material: Food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6.25" x 4.25" x 1"
Marvel Comics Pint Glass
We know exactly what we're going to be using these pint glasses for. We're going to fill them with beer or Mountain Dew and use them when we play the new Marvel RPG. (You did hear there's a new Marvel RPG coming out in 2012, right?) Yep, yep, we're going to gather at the table with our dice and our character sheets and our heads full of super stories to tell. These glasses seem like your typical 16 ounce glass, except they are emblazoned with amazing artwork featuring some of your favorite Marvel superheroes. Somehow, when the Avengers are on the side of your glass, everything in it just tastes better. Product Specifications Pint glasses featuring artwork from the Marvel universe Choose: Avengers, Iron Man, Captain America Everything in these glasses tastes 100% more super Capacity: 16 fluid ounces (1 pint) Dimensions: 6" (15 cm) tall
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
Magnetic Light Switch Covers
Keys, keys, where did we put our keys? On the table by the door? Nope. On the floor? Nope? Next to our favorite chair? Nope. By the fridge? Nope. In the bathroom? Ding ding ding! Perfectly logical place for keys, right? Never lose your keys again when your lightswitch doubles as a key holder! Flip the lights on with your key-holding hand and let go. Your keys will stick to the lightswitch through the power of neodymium magnets and dangle there until you're ready to go out again. This switch will replace any standard one-switch light cover. Installation is a breeze with just a screwdriver and a knowledge of righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. Product Specifications Standard light switch cover that is magnetic Installs with a screwdriver to replace your regular cover Powered by neodymium magnets (super strong!) Grips your keys so they're always hanging by the door Comes with a nickel-plated key ring that holds up to 27 keys Safe to use near flash drives, security cards, remote access car keys, etc Palette-neutral white color goes with nearly all decor Dimensions: Standard single switch plate size
Postertext Novels On A Wall
We love having books around the house! There's nothing like that feeling of visiting someone and checking out their library. But seriously literary geeks love to go further to display our love of books. For that, check out Postertext. These posters are entire classic novels to hang on your walls! Each poster looks like a silhouette from a distance, depicting an memorable scene from our favorite stories. But up close, the image is made from every single word in that book! The Nautilus fleeing a giant squid in Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, a Pentagon from Flatland, the aliens attacking in The War of the Worlds, and time spiraling down in The Time Machine. Product Specifications Choose your favorite (or all four!): Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea: 24" x 36" Flatland: 30"x 24" The War of the Worlds: 36" x 24" The Time Machine: 30" x 24"
Unikeys Unicorn Key Caps
Unicorns have power - magic sparkly power! Their horns can be used to allow eternal darkness to reign in the form of Tim Curry. The tail hair is oft used in wand cores, and the dust filed from the horn can cure any disease when mixed into a potion. Handy! What is not as well known is, the Unicorn horn can also unlock any lock! It's true! Simply place one of your keys into the special silicon Unikey Unicorn Key Caps and watch the magic happen! Insert your Unicorn horn into your house door, and watch the bolt slide away! Warning! The use of Unicorn Horn is strictly regulated by the United States Department of Magic. The USDoM and the foreign signatories of the International Regulation of Magical Creatures Treaty of 1431 strictly regulate the usage of Unicorn and Unicorn related products. Any misuse of Unicorn Horn can result in stiff penalties including, but not limited to, shunning, loud 'tut's, and a firm talking-to.
Doctor Who Exploding TARDIS Throw
van Gogh: Hold my hand, Doctor. Try to see what I see. We're so lucky we're still alive to see this beautiful world. Look at the sky. It's not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there! Lighter blue. And blowing through the blueness and the blackness, the winds swirling through the air. And there shining, burning, bursting through, the stars! Can you see how they roll their light? Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes. The Doctor: I've seen many things, my friend, but you're right: nothing quite as wonderful as the things you see. - "Vincent and the Doctor" This fuzzy, warm throw blanket features the exploding TARDIS (on both sides!). Fluffy and soft, it's great for snuggling under while you watch The Doctor and his adventures. Product Specifications Exploding TARDIS artwork on a cozy throw blanket Snuggle up with The Doctor while you watch the BBC (or BBC America) Materials:100% polyester, fluffy and soft! Dimensions: 50" x 60" Washing Instructions: Yes, it's machine washable! (Cold, tumble dry low.)
Star Trek: TNG Mounted Cast Plaques
We're torn when people ask us to pick our favorite Star Trek. We have reasons (good ones!) for loving all -- okay, most! -- of them. The Next Generation is high on our list when we rank the Treks. We learned so much from TNG: Getting into a serious relationship with a subordinate can interfere with your ability to be a good Captain. Getting into a serious relationship with a Klingon can.... hurt. Just because you can read peoples minds or get inside their heads doesn't mean you should. When an arrogant gamer says you can't possibly beat him, don't. Play for a stalemate and watch his brain explode. If you want your boss to think you're a miracle worker, tell him it'll take three hours and deliver in one. (Scotty taught us that when he visited that time!) The more things change, the more they stay the same. And seriously, hasn't SOMEONE cured baldness by now? This 12 x 15 inch sublimated plaque features an iconic image of the crew along with a text plate with the show’s logo and the quote "...to boldly go where no one has gone before." Product Specifications Sublimated and lacquered wooden plaque featuring the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation Black text on metal background plate reads: STAR TREK: The Next Generation "...to boldly go where no one has gone before." Full color cast picture includes the following people (from left to right): Wesley Crusher (Wil Wheaton) Tasha Yar (Denise Crosby) Geordi La Forge (LeVar Burton) William T. Riker (Jonathan Frakes) Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) Beverly Crusher (Gates McFadden) Worf (Michael Dorn) Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis) Data (Brent Spiner) (Not Pictured, But Clearly Present) Enterprise Computer (Majel Barrett) Perfect for collecting cast signatures! Dimensions: 12" x 15"
Death Star Wall Cling
Everybody remembers where they were the day those terrorist rebels destroyed the Death Star. It was a dark day for the Empire - one that no one from the Outer-Rim to the Coreward worlds will ever forget. The rebellion hates us for our order, they hate us for our laws, and they hate us for our freedom - and only want to systematically destroy everything we've worked so hard for - for what the Emperor, in his infinite wisdom and mercy, has given us these past twenty years. We've been complacent. Content to enjoy the benefits the Empire has given us. No longer. We've swept away the last remnants of the Old Republic with the dissolution of the Senate. Now, in a secret location in the Outer Rim, we're building a new Death Star! After that dark day in the Yavin system, we've heard the rallying cry, "Build it again!" Engineers from every facet of society are converging and are hard at work making a new Death Star with which to finally crush this pitiful band of malcontents! But the Empire needs your help! Keep the Death Star in your hearts and minds by proudly displaying this vinyl depiction of the new Death Star in your bedroom or office! 50 inches in diameter, this highly detailed cling looks fantastic! See the detail of all the unfinished decks still being built! Note the enormous planet-buster cannon - it almost looks fully armed and operational, doesn't it? All proceeds from the sale of the Death Star Wall Cling go directly to the Imperial Fund to Rebuild the Death Star.
Stake - Grilling Multi Tool
There is a person who is the hero of every BBQ or family cookout and that is the Grill Master. We always looked up to our Mom or Dad as they tended the grill and looked forward to the day when we could be in charge of charring the meatstuff and searing delicious slices of fresh pineapple. Now that we're adults, it's finally our turn and technology has smiled upon us, giving us a tool that is destined to impress. Be the star of the cookout with the Stake Grilling Multi Tool. This all-in-one BBQ tool transforms from spatula to fork to tongs and back again. Flip burgers, grip chicken legs, and spike sausages without breaking a sweat. The smooth leaf spring mechanism makes the tongs easy to control. The handles can be locked together in a quick motion, enabling you to flip the nearest burger before it's too late. And possibly the coolest feature, stab a hot dog with the fork and then slide the fork back into Stake, pushing the dog on to the nearest bun with NO HANDS, MA! Product Specifications Multitool lets you grill out like a boss Functions as tongs, a spatula, or a fork Smooth leaf spring mechanism makes tongs easy to use Fork slides out for use and tucks into spatula for storage Handles can be locked together or opened with a quick motion Materials: Brushed stainless steel with sturdy wooden handles Dimensions: 18.5 - 21.25" long (closed - extended), 1.125-5" high (closed - open), spatula is 3.75" wide
Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar
We don't know about you, but we miss the days when we lived alone. Back then, we could have a jar full of cookies and know exactly how many were left. Simple mathematics. 51 Oreos in a package, minus 2 before work, minus 2 when we got home, minus 2 after dinnner with a glass of cold milk. We knew that package of Oreos would last approximately 8.5 days. But now that we're saddled with significant others, roommates, and/or geeklings, the math gets complicated. With so many variables, it's nearly impossible to solve for x (x being the number of cookies currently in the jar, duh). We can usually assume x is equal to or greater than one, because most humans won't eat the last cookie, but even that constant isn't so constant around some people. The Talking TARDIS Cookie Jar will solve for x in a way that hearkens back to your single days. For starters, we're pretty sure it's bigger on the inside. But most importantly, it makes authentic TARDIS noises (which, we suppose is why they say it's "talking" even though it doesn't say any words). So when the cookie jar disappears from the kitchen counter and gets hidden somewhere else, you can feign ignorance and say, "It's a TARDIS, it's probably taking a quick trip to Pompeii." When it reappears the next morning, you can point and shout with glee to welcome it back, knowing full well how many cookies it contains.
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
Portal 2 Aperture Water Bottles
Knowing Cave Johnson, the water supply at Aperture Labs was most likely always tampered with in some way. Maybe one month he would test extra fluoride to see if the employees got fewer cavities. Then the next he'd try some chemical that promised to grow a more fetching beard. (And if you were lucky, he only had the lab boys rig up the one in the men's locker room to do that.) That Cave left no Science stone unturned, so water was probably no exception. Luckily for you, your water supply probably doesn't contain Mantis Men antibodies. But you can still drink like a testing candidate by using these Portal 2 water bottles. The 1970s bottle is glass with a metal lid and features the 1970s Aperture Science logo. If you failed the butterfingers test, perhaps plastic is more your speed; get your Science on with the 1980s bottle, made of BPA-free hard plastic. Stay hydrated, future Mantis Men and Ladies! Product Specifications Two water bottles for fans of Portal 2 It's important to stay hydrated while testing Officially licensed Portal 2 collectibles 70s bottle: Features 1970s Aperture Science logo Made of glass with a metal lid Designed for cold beverages Not suitable for microwave, cooking, or freezing Dishwasher safe (hand wash lid) BPA-free (cuz hey, it's glass) 9" tall, holds 18 ounces 80s bottle: Features 1980s Aperture Science logo Made of BPA-free plastic Designed for cold beverages Not suitable for microwave, cooking, or freezing Love your bottle: hand wash only 10.25" tall, holds 32 ounces
Lands of Ice and Fire Poster Set
We've been huge fans of GRRM since the first book of A Song of Ice & Fire was published in 1996. You could call us ASOIAF hipsters, because we were doodling maps of Westeros long before 90% of the world knew how to play the game of thrones. Thankfully, with the HBO series increasing George's reach, we're now getting the beautiful collectibles we've always pined for. This set of posters is no exception! Looking to decorate your entire house, apartment, or dorm room with the world of Westeros? The Lands of Ice & Fire Poster Set is your one-stop shop! This dazzling set of maps, featuring original artwork from illustrator and cartographer Jonathan Roberts, transforms Martin’s epic saga into a world as fully realized as the one around us. You'll get 12 maps in total, including maps that aren't available anywhere else. (Our favorite is the Journeys map that tracks the movements of the series’ protagonists throughout their vast world.) Follow your favorite characters on the maps as you (re)read the books or watch the TV series, or just admire these beautiful works of art hanging on your castle walls. Product Specifications A set of 12 poster maps for fans of A Song of Ice & Fire Inspired by the world of George R. R. Martin Cartography and artwork by Jonathan Roberts Printed on heavy, acid-free paper Suitable for framing! Included: The Known World The West Central Essos The East Westeros Beyond The Wall The Free Cities Slaver's Bay The Dothraki Sea King's Landing Braavos Journeys (shows the paths traveled by main characters) Set includes a binder for storage (but seriously, you'll want to hang these beauties on your walls!) Dimensions: Each poster is 24" x 36"
Fridgeezoo - Refrigerator Pet
Ever find yourself standing in front of the open fridge door, staring blankly into the abyss? (Did it look back?) We've certainly been there. It's not that we're hungry, or maybe we are hungry. We just... ended up there. Staring. Is that round tupperware from two nights ago or two weeks ago? If it's the latter, is it still good? Should we just call for pizza? Are we hungry or just bored? Fridgezoo creatures have abandoned the arctic to live in your refrigerator. After all, with global warming, it's much cooler in your fridge. Just pop your Fridgezoo friend into your refrigerator and it'll greet you whenever you open the door. But don't stand there for too long! If you let too much cold air out, your Fridgezoo friend will scold you. He didn't trudge here all the way from the arctic to feel any warm breezes! Product Specifications Fridgezoo arctic friends for your fridge Put them in your refrigerator where they'll be happy Your friend will greet you when you open the fridge They'll scold you if you leave the door open too long Fun and energy efficient! Choose: Boy Polar Bear or Girl Polar Bear
Engineered by Firefly Vehicle Decal
We don’t live in the future - at least not yet. We don’t all speak Chinese, yet. We’re not frequenting border-worlds, nor do we routinely wear guns on our hips, or cool leather dusters. We’re not often found running away from cannibalistic chemically-insane people, nor are we likely to have our brains scrambled by scary men in black suits traveling two-by-two with hands of blue. We don’t travel from place to place in ramshackle starships barely held together with good intentions, baling wire and duct-tape, but we can at least pretend we do. See, in the future, the most reliable ships out there were engineered by Firefly Coach Works, on Osiris. Those choice few ships that still fly around the ‘verse proudly display the shiny metal label declaring it a ought-three K6F Firefly. These stickers here were designed directly off of the original prop used on the Firefly that started it all - Serenity, but this is no awful piece of paper and glue. This is metalized vinyl, all-weather, and is suitable for displaying inside, or even outside on your vehicles primary buffer-panel (aka bumper) where it can enjoy all the rigors of whatever the weather has to offer. So, maybe your vehicle was made in Detroit and not Osiris. Maybe it has an internal combustion engine instead of a trace compression block. Maybe your car is rock-bound and can’t fly without a ramp and a lot of speed. Don’t matter. You can still get a Firefly sticker on her. We won’t tell.
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Pac-Man Shot Glass 4-Pack
In 1999, Billy Mitchell stunned the gaming world by playing the very first verified perfect game of Pac-Man. A perfect game consists of playing the first 255 levels, eating every pill, pellet, fruit, and ghost, without losing a single life, and then eating as many pellets as possible on the last level by eating all but one, and then sacrificing a life, thus resetting the last level, then repeat until you're out of lives. This jams your score at 3,333,360 points, and makes you the envy of all geeks everywhere. To make that kind of achievement, your mind has to slip, zen like, into a trance-like state. You must become one with the game, flowing from pellet to pellet, slipping past ghosts like water around a rock. You must focus, and make the game everything... your entire world. You must see floating cherries in your dreams, eat power pellets for breakfast, and surround yourself in the maze. We can't help you in the dreams department - our Mesmermatic 5000 dream induction device hasn't reached human testing trials, yet, we've heard that a shot of certain beverages can loosen you up and help you achieve a more zen state. Let us know how that works for you. Product Specifications Shot glasses featuring Pac-Man and ghosts Classy black shot glasses with colorful artwork Inky, Blinky, Clyde, and Pac-Man (Pinky bailed on the photo shoot) Drink responsibly: you'll never beat the game if your brain is pickled! Love your shot glasses: Hand wash for longest artwork life Material: Ceramic
Bleeding Skull Candle
We've been to our share of Halloween parties, horror movie watching parties, and horror roleplaying games. We know scary. We love scary. Most skull candles we've found have been more kitschy than scary. The Bleeding Skull Candle? It's something worthy of being the centerpiece at our Halloween feast or mood lighting for our Call of Cthulhu game. At first, you'll just have a normal skull candle. Place it on a heat-resistant plate, because in a while, you'll need it! Light up the Bleeding Skull Candle and begin your night of mayhem and horror. As it burns, bright red wax will ooze from its eye sockets and down its face, pooling ever so deliciously on the plate. (See why you needed it?) The longer it bleeds, the creepier and bloodier it gets, making it perfect for those nights when you keep turning the dial up, up, up on the scare factor. Product Specifications Spooky skull candle bleeds as it burns Perfect centerpiece for your Halloween feast (or anytime!) On the outside, it looks like a normal skull candle! On the inside, it's full of red wax, which bleeds out the eye holes in a most creepy way (how else can one bleed out the eye holes?) The longer the candle burns, the more "blood" pours out Dimensions: 4" x 3.5" x 4.5" Important Candle Safety Notes: Remove all packaging before lighting. Place on a protected, heat-resistant plate, away from anything that can catch fire, and out of reach of children and pets. Keep wick trimmed to 1/8” at all times. If smoking occurs, blow candle out. Trim wick, remove trimmings, and relight. Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches, or any combustible material. Keep the wick centered. Avoid burning in draft. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep it within sight at all times. Keep all matches and lighters out of the reach of children.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete Cup Set
Let's look at your computer's lifecycle. When your Windows computer is being a bit slow, when its memory is fragmented, when the threads of its normal execution become so tangled that it's no longer considered useful, the one thing that will refresh it fully is the troika of buttons "Ctrl - Alt - Del." Hitting those three buttons are designed to interrupt the computers processes, clearing out the memory, and recycling the system power. Now, let's look at your lifecycle. Mid-afternoons are the doldrums of your day. You're less productive. You're tired, your thoughts are fragmented, your productivity suffers. The one thing that refreshes you is the coffee break. Until now, there wasn't a clever way to combine both kinds of refreshment with style. Now you can enjoy your personal mental refresh using a coffee-cup set made to look like the keys you use to refresh your computer. This set of plastic cups look like giant black Ctrl, Alt, and Del keys. Pressing them won't really do much, however. You have to invert them, fill them with your favorite refreshing beverage (hot or cold), and drain them into your face hole. When you're done, wash them, and set them back into the stylized circuit-board like tray. They'll be ready and waiting for you when you need another break. Features Set of three cups Black exterior with white interior Sturdy plastic, dishwasher safe Circuit-board etched tray for display Suitable for hot or cold drinks Set is 10.5 inches long, 4 inches wide, and 2 3/4 inches tall Each cup holds 8 ounces
The Red Swingline Stapler
People sometimes form very strong bonds to inanimate objects. This is especially the case when you come into daily contact with, say, a red Swingline stapler. The ultimate utilitarian desktop accessory. Its vibrant red color stands out amongst the grays and beiges that consume office space. The sleek, smooth retro lines. The sheer weight. The precise, solid movement. The mechanics. The thick, dense sound as paper is conjoined... One thing is certain - you will never covet an office supply as much you will your red Swingline stapler. Oh, and by the way, if you've got a smug bastard in your office named Lumberg, don't ever let him take away your red Swingline. It could be bad for the business... Durable metal construction with a retro style. 20 Sheet capacity. Jam resistant. Uses S.F. 4 Premium Staples (not included). 7 inches x 2.5 inches. TPS Reports not included.
Firefly Les Femmes Poster Set
One is loyal, sharp, and ruthless. Another is wide-eyed, innocent, and whip-smart. The third is a master of the arts, an accomplished pilot, and ambassador. The last is lithe, graceful, and can kill you with her brain. The ladies of the good ship Serenity are each beautiful, strong, intelligent, sexy, and especially deadly. And it's about time we celebrated them. Behold - in organic pastels, sinuous lines, and floral motifs, each poster is a work of art, worthy of framing and displaying anywhere in your house, office, or ceiling of your bunk, if you're of a mind to. Features Inara Serra, Companion House Madrassa's rising star, sensuously draped in a flowing, off-the-shoulder gown. Kaylee Frye, the sweet, wholesome, ever-cheerful ship's mechanic, posed with parasol in hand. River Tam, the psychic savant teenager with sword and axe at the ready to kick some Reaver ass. Zoe Washburne, the second in command aboard Serenity, a tough, savvy fighter clutching her trusty Mare's Leg. Printed on 24" x 12" 100-pound, satin-finish paper. Original Artwork by the amazing Megan Lara
Cool Shooters Ice Shot Glasses
You are a party viking - a Norse God of Geek-shindigs, and your gatherings are legendary. If there isn't at least one visit from the police or ambulance, people are disappointed. People whisper as you walk down the office hallways, "did you go to his party Friday night? Dude, Britney was there!" The two biggest problems in hosting a truly epic party are keeping the drinks cold, and glass breakage. So, the good scientists at ThinkGeek Hootenanny Industries, L.L.C. realized there was a need begging for a product. After weeks of study and drinking well into the night, we found the Cool Shooters Ice shotglasses tray. This silicon rubber tray is shaped like the negative of picardie style shotglasses. Just pour in some water, stick them in the fridge for an hour or so, and unmold 4 perfect shotglasses designed to keep two ounces of your favorite alcohol deliciously chilly while keeping your precious Austrian crystal barware safe and sound. If someone breaks one, who cares? It's ice! Toss it in the sink and make another! ThinkGeek would like to remind everyone to please not drink and perform Calculus. Remember, friends don't let friends derive drunk. Ooh, terrible joke. Was that a party foul?
Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters
Back in the day, when our "furniture" consisted of milk crates and salvaged wood, we could care less whether someone left a glass of ice water on what we called a coffee table. Coffee rings? No problem. But now, now we own some spiffy IKEA furniture. We have some heirloom hand-me-down furniture from Grandma. Maybe we even spent our tax refund on something new and shiny. Gotta treat it right! Luckily, Portal showed us that handy dandy labels can help warn your friends of potential hazards like falling cubes, holes in the floor, or cake. (If the cake is a lie, that is certainly hazardous.) This set of coasters will not only protect your IKEA/Grandma/TaxReturn furniture from condensation disasters, but they'll also look spiffy while doing it. Show your love of portals, testing, companion cubes, turrets, and all things Aperture. The Portal Warning Sign Coaster set contains eight unique coasters that you can use to warn house guests of their impending doom. Product Specifications Set of 8 coasters featuring Portal Warning Signs Protect your furniture while celebrating your love of testing Officially licensed Portal collectible Dimensions: each coaster is 3.5" x 3.5" Comes with a black storage container to stack 'em when not in use
minibru Coffee Mug
If you love French press coffee, you have a couple of options. You can use a French press pot and hope to drink all of it before it gets cold (or split it with a friend). Or you can use one of the French press travel mugs... which makes you look like you're drinking from an adult sippy cup while you're managing your minions. We wanted a third option: a way to drink one perfectly brewed cup of French press coffee while looking like a classy adult. That's why we invented the minibru. Making coffee with your minibru is easy! Fill your cup with coarsely ground coffee to the lower fill line, then pour in hot water to the upper fill line. After 2-3 minutes, insert the filter cylinder and press down slowly until your brew is completely filtered. Then enjoy your freshly brewed cup of joe! Clean-up is just as easy: remove the filter cylinder, separate out the gasket and rinse 'em off. The mug itself is glass, so you can put it in your dishwasher. Product Specifications Brew a single, perfect cup of French press coffee To use: Fill with coarse ground coffee to lower line. Fill with hot water to upper line. Wait 2-3 minutes. Insert the filter and press down slowly to bottom. Drink! Materials: Glass mug, plastic plunger, silicone gasket An extra gasket is included with each minibru Capacity: 12 ounces Washing: Mug is dishwasher safe, plunger & gasket are hand wash only.
Merlotte's Bar & Grill Pint Glass
Ever wish you could have a favorite bar and grill where everybody knows your name and they're always glad you came? Us too. Cheers, mate! Let's raise a glass at Merlotte's, where the waitresses are either mind readers, undead, or extremely paranoid vampire-haters. At least the food's good? Actually, we're not sure why we go there except for the fact that there's nowhere else to go. If you can't get to Bon Temps to steal one from the real Merlotte's Bar & Grill, we can send one out to you from our mystical warehouse in Fairy Land, which may or may not be located somewhere near Columbus, Ohio. Pour yourself a frosty beer or some nice warm Type O Negative in this 16 ounce pint glass. Product Specifications Pint glass with Merlotte's logo Holds 16 ounces of beer or blood Works great with our Caffeinated Blood Energy Potion Don't forget to tip your waitress, even if she's a vampire Officially licensed True Blood collectible Love your glass: Hand wash to preserve artwork
The Hobbit: Thorin's Map Parchment Art Print
We all treasure mementos from the past, those things passed down to us from our elders. But wouldn't it be cool if dear old Grandpa left you the key to a treasure in his will? Instead of his dining room set, or a few thousand bucks, wouldn't you rather have a map full of secrets and adventure? Unlikely, we know, but it happens! Name an example you say? Easy! Feast your eyes on this beautiful treasure map from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. This map is a recreation of the map created by Thror, grandfather of Thorin Oakenshield, the dwarf leader who hired Bilbo Baggins to reclaim the dwarves' treasure back from Smaug, the greedy dragon. Designed by the artist who created the original for the motion picture, this replica is printed in New Zealand on Italian Marina Conchiglia parchment paper (sounds fancy!) and has die-cut edges. Don't be caught without one. For a more detailed look at the poster click here. Product Specifications Thorin's Map from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Designed by artist who created the original prop for Features die-cut edges Printed on Italian Marina Conchiglia parchment paper Comes in protective poster tube Dimensions: 12.6" x 16.3"
The Linux Fish!
The Linux fish. Of course you'll get some awkward stares from clueless passersby when you are driving down the freeway with this chrome plated fish on your car. But for now, consider the Linux fish a secret handshake between fellow devotees. What is that fin for? To suggest the rugged yet streamlined characteristics of the Linux/GNU OS. And to suggest that Linux/GNU is at the top of the food chain, lurking beneath the surface, hunting something. What is it hunting for? That's quite subjective. A couple of things come to mind: recognition, perfection, Microsoft... Or maybe it's just because Linus is a Finn. *rimshot* Plastic emblem with adhesive or magnetic backing: 4 3/4 inches wide, 2 inches tall. Chrome and black. Linux is a registered trademark of Linus Torvalds. Interested in quantity discounts?
Doctor Who Series 5 Posters
As the story goes, little Amelia Pond had a crack in her wall. Then, an impossible man in an impossible box fell out of the sky. She fed him fish fingers and custard, and promised to return. She waited for fourteen years. When he did, they went on an incredible adventure from one end of the universe and back again. Along the way, they met Daleks and Vampires, Winston Churchill and Vincent Van Gogh. If you haven't seen Doctor Who, stop what you're doing right now and get caught up. Don't worry, we'll wait. And we're back. Pretty great, right? Don't worry - that whole scene where Bill Nighy explains the genius of Van Gogh to Vincent himself made us tear up, too. Anyway, now that you're all caught up, and you see these awesome posters, you want them, right? Pretty much everybody that saw them here at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters wanted to claim them as their own, once they arrived here. The Victory of the Daleks poster depicts Winston Churchill's Ironsides as they exterminate their way to victory over Hitler! But, at what price, victory? The Exploding Tardis is Vincent Van Gogh's warning to the Doctor that the crack in the universe comes from his own starship's death throes. Can the doctor stop his blue box from eliminating all of existence, or will he have to sacrifice himself for the sake of creation, itself? Features Two officially licensed Doctor Who posters Depicting scenes and propaganda from series 5 Victory of the Daleks24 inches wide by 36 inches tallPropaganda styleTo Victory! Exploding Tardis36 inches wide by 24 inches tallReprint of the Vincent Van Gogh style artworkA science fiction / impressionism mashup The Doctor and Amy36 inches wide by 24 inches tall The Daleks24 inches wide by 36 inches tall The Doctor and Sonic Screwdriver11.75 inches wide by 36 inches tall
Cordies Cable Organizers
We know things. Things that only geeks who have delved too greedily and too deep could ever discover. Unfortunately, we can't tell you all of them. But for now, one little revelation. It's a little known fact that cables left to tangle behind your desk will eventually gain sentience and emerge from the dusty depths to kill you. Seriously, we wouldn't lie. That's why we sell so many cable managing doodads. Swallow the blue pill and go on with your happy life, okay? Let us continue saving the world; it's our sacrifice for the good of our geek brethren. Swallowed? *checks your mouth* Good. Let's move on... Cordies is a desktop cable management system that organizes all the cables on your desk. You know, the ones for your computer, docking station, phone charger, headphones, and that ridiculously noisy USB toy that everyone in your office hates. (It's okay, we grok the appeal it has to you. We're the same way.) Cordies snugly holds your cables so they're weighted down and won't slide off your desk when disconnected. There are three loops and each loop can hold multiple cables stacked on top of each other. Product Specifications Cable management system for your desk or workstation Keeps your cords from sliding into the void behind your desk Prevents your cords from tangling and creating an elder god or spaghetti monster Four loop spaces can accommodate a few cables each Great for power cords, USB cords, cell phone chargers, audio cables, headphones, Firewire and more Made of weighted flexible rubber for a perfect grip Compact size: 3.5 inches wide Available in white or grey
Scribe - The Comfy Lap Desk
If your bedroom is your sanctuary (or in the case of a college student, your only room), sometimes you need to get creative to get work done while in bed. Other lap desks are good for the comfort of your lap, but do nothing to secure the laptop from sliding. Or they don't have any place to keep your writing utensils if you're jotting down ideas. Or they're only comfortable if you're going to work in one position. Scribe is a modular desk that's curvy, cool, and can hang on your bed frame when not in use. It's comfortable to have on your lap if you're sitting, or you can lounge on your stomach and put Scribe on the bed in front of you. Two work surfaces allow you to alternate between writing and working on your laptop while the elastic loops can keep your pens and highlighters from rolling away and getting lost in the blankets. It's the ultimate in work-in-bed freedom and comfort. Just don't fall asleep; you have work to do! Product Specifications Get your study on while comfortable in bed A great gift for a college student or someone with no desk Modular desk with ergonomic curves for writing and laptopping Keeps your laptop cool because air circulates underneath the desk Curves allow it to hang off your bed frame when not in use Five elastic loops hold your pens, pencils, or highlighters Two elastic straps hold your laptop, book, or binder safely Materials: Satin finish plastic body with nylon elastic straps and handle Dimensions: 16" (wide) x 13" (tall) x 3.5" (deep)
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart. You grab the bloody hand towel as evidence . . . and then wake up in your cubicle. Was it all a dream? If it was, then what are you doing holding the Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Ok, so yes it was just one of your crazy dreams. But the Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel is totally real. It's really soft, 100% cotton, but it's got a two bloody hand prints on it and a bunch of extra splatter. You know, just for fun. It's great for a guest bathroom, just to keep the guests from staying too long. It's also wonderful to take with you to the gym - show 'em all you work till you bleed! Complete your Blood Bath bathroom collection today (check out the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat and the Blood Bath Shower Gel below)! The Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel - looks like something straight out of the tales of Poe. Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel Soft, 100% cotton hand towel with bloody splatters and handprints on it. Complete your blood bath collection. Dimensions: 16" x 29.5"
Sci-Fi Guns Poster
Even though the NRA is just a few blocks down the road from ThinkGeek HQ, we aren't really gun geeks. Unless you're talking sci-fi weaponry, of course! You can put a phaser, plasma gun, or nebulizer in our hand anytime. Pew, pew, pew. Artist Russell Walks created this stunning grayscale poster featuring a selection of 26 memorable handheld weapons from science fiction movies and TV shows. From Flash Gordon in 1938 to 2009's District 9, all of your favorites are here. A note for the hardcore fantasy firearms nerds: when a particular weapon is displayed differently in a TV version of a franchise than the film version, the artist chose what he considered to be its "most iconic" version. We hope you agree that this poster is badass. You'll definitely want to hang it in your bunk. For a more detailed look at the poster click here. Product Specifications You may recognize these guns from: Starship Troopers, Predator, Babylon 5, Firefly/Serenity, Blade Runner, Battlestar Galactica, The Black Hole, Star Trek, Robocop, V, Logan's Run, Farscape, Space 1999, Star Wars, Galaxy Quest, Hellboy, Forbidden Planet, Mars Attacks!, Dune, Lost in Space, Judge Dredd, Flash Gordon, Men in Black, The Fifth Element, Aliens, and District 9
Cat Scratch DJ
Did you know that the new generation of cats has a burning desire to DJ? It all started in 2007 with Rap Cat, the official entertainment of the left side drive-thru at Checkers. (He's got the hottest beats and the softest fur.) Then kittens started climbing up on real turntables and trying to break into the music scene. They succeeded in being popular on YouTube, but no record deals have been signed as of yet. Train your cat to be the next superstar DJ with the Cat Scratch DJ. This cardboard mixing deck shaped cat scratching mat features a spinning deck and posable tone arm. It comes flat-packed, but you can fold it together in just a few minutes. No tools, no glue! Sprinkle a little bit of catnip on the deck to get your kitteh interested and soon you'll be taking hilarious videos of your feline getting the party rocking. Product Specifications Cardboard mixing deck shaped cat scratching mat Features spinning deck, posable tone arm, and kitty DJ stickers Easy assembly (folds together) with no glue or tools necessary To get kitty interested, sprinkle a bit of catnip on the deck Dimensions: 15.25 inches long x 13.75 inches wide x 5.75 inches tall when fully assembled
Super Cute Eco Totes
One can never have too many bags, we say. Some of the ThinkGeek ladies are Purse People, with a coordinating bag for every occasion and some of us are more the Bag of Holding type, preferring to carry all our adventuring materials wherever we go. We all agree that these bags are really cute and perfect for just about any fun purpose from shopping to board game night. Our Super Cute Eco Totes are so cool, you'll never forget to bring them with you wherever you go. They're made of 95% post consumer recycled material and feature a roomy exterior pocket and shoulder length straps. They're also super cute, as the name implies. Bring your tote with you wherever you go, whether it's to work, out shopping, to the beach, on a weekend getaway, or to snag the latest releases at your friendly local gaming store. Product Specifications Artsy and cute reusable totes Shoulder length straps for easy carrying Zippered top, for keeping all your things where they should be Made with 95% post consumer recycled material Feature a roomy exterior pocket Dimensions: approx 15" wide x 11" tall x 6.25" deep
Caffe Porcellana Stovetop Espresso Maker
A good morning is only a good morning after we've had our first cup of espresso. Unfortunately, this usually involves standing in line with the dregs of humanity, uttering our favorite phrase in coffee-ese, and waiting on someone to make it for us. This is far too much human interaction before caffeine! But having an espresso maker at home usually involved bulky machines with finicky valves and dangerous pressure gradients. Too hard for pre-caffeine brain! We're so happy we found the Caffe Porcellana. Evolved from the Moka pot, this traditional Italian-style espresso maker features a separate porcelain pot and enameled aluminum base. It's easy to use on every kind of direct heat stovetop, so you can make smooth, strong, delicious, eye-opening espresso right on your own stove. How to use Caffe Porcellana: Pour water into the enamelled, aluminium base and fill up to either of the marked levels. Fill the funnel with good quality, fine ground coffee and place the funnel inside the base. Do not compress the coffee. Screw the top section firmly to the aluminium base. Place the ceramic pot under the spout and heat the caffe porcellana gently until all the coffee is passed into the pot. Remove the ceramic pot and pour the super smooth espresso. Say goodbye to the coffee shop line and hello to your first cup, sans pants. Protip: Once you're caffeinated, don't forget to put on pants before leaving the house. Product Specifications Traditional Italian-style espresso maker with porcelain pot Makes four, 2 oz cups of espresso Handle is heat-resistant, so you can pour without protection! Works on gas, electric, ceramic, and halogen stovetops Materials: Porcelain (pot), Heat-resistant painted aluminum (base) Pot is dishwasher safe. Hand wash the base. Dimensions: 6.5" x 4.5" x 8.5" Weight: 1 lb.
Cosmic Catnip Bubbles
The person who wrote the first sentence of the Wikipedia article on catnip deserves a high-five: "Nepeta cataria is mostly used as a recreational substance for feline enjoyment." So true, random contributor, so true. With the effects that 'nip (as it's known on the streets) has on the average kitteh, it's amazing the stuff isn't illegal. Kittehs on the 'nip have been known to roll around with reckless abandon, chase after things that aren't there, drool excessively, and suffer from extreme wide-eyed paranoia. Nepetalactone is the organic compound in catnip that causes your kitteh to go wild, that is, unless your particular kitteh lacks the 'nip gene. One in four cats will never do 'nip; they're just not interested. Cosmic Catnip Bubbles are the new drug on the street, luring many a kitteh into 'nip abuse much like "cheese" lured dumb middle schoolers into getting hooked on heroin. (We're pretty sure your cat is smarter than the average middle schooler... at least until catnip is involved.) Cosmic Catnip Bubbles are made just like regular bubbles, but with the addition of catnip oil for maximum kitteh craziness. Each bottle contains 8 ounces of bubble solution and a bubble wand for you for optimal bubbly Nepetalactone delivery. Product Specifications Bubbles that will drive your kitteh bonkers Made from catnip oil for an irresistible scent 8 ounces of catnip bubble solution and bubble wand
Portal Cookie Cutters
At Aperture Science, there's a good amount of joking amongst test subjects and occasionally, if you're lucky, you can joke around Cave Johnson himself. Just do not, under any circumstances, bring his mother into the mix. Got it? No "your mom" jokes. No "Yo Mama" jokes. Not even a "That's what she said." Cave's very sensitive about those. The penalty for joking about Cave's mom? No cookies. That's right, you'll find your Aperture Science Holiday Gift Package is missing the sandwich baggie of Mrs. Johnson's Made From Scratch Science Cookies. Then you'll have to watch everyone else enjoying delicious frosted sugar cookies in the shapes of familiar faces around Aperture Labs. Product Specifications Set of 8 cookie cutters based on Valve's games, Portal & Portal 2 Made of bent metal, dishwasher safe, and packaged in an awesome Companion Cube tin Shapes: Portal, Turret, Running Test Subject, Falling Test Subject, Companion Cube You may be thinking, "ThinkGeek, that's only 5 shapes!" You are so good at counting! The Companion Cube is a layered cookie, which requires 4 cutters to create (but still only one mouth to eat). Officially licensed Portal collectible
Crystal Skull Glassware
Have you been putting in late hours at your lab in Castle East? Seeing eerie and surprising sights? Now the cadavers rise, the ghouls knock down the doors, the zombies are pouring drinks for Wolf Man and Dracula... are you still at work or is this a party? Now everything's cool. Just have that coffin-banger over at the bar mix you a Transylvania Twist in one of these Crystal Skull Shotglasses. Not into shots? No biggie, how about a pumpkin ale or a hard cider in a Crystal Skull Stein? Sit back and enjoy the rockin' sounds of Igor and the Crypt-Kicker Five. Just remember, no matter how awesome the monster bash is, we'd like to see you around tomorrow. We hear that Frankenstein runs a designated driver service. Product Specifications Creepy cool glassware for Halloween or anytime Host your own monster bash (with or without vampires) Choose: Skull Stein (holds 1 pint), features bony handle Set of 4 Skull Shotglasses (1.5 ounces each) Dishwasher safe We love you (even you creepy people), so drink responsibly
Retro Videogame Propaganda Posters
Step up, Space Adventurer! The world needs you! Whether your strengths lie in jumping, pumping, or redlining light-cycles, your skills are needed to defeat the scourges of the Arcade! That Ape and his fiery minions must be toppled from their perches! The Master Control Program must be de-rezzed! And when it comes to defeating the dreaded Pterodactyl, aim your lance directly into the beast's mouth! We rely on your deft handling, fine motor skills and pockets full of quarters to help bring down the enemies of all that is good and just! What will the Princess do without your help? What would happen if all those eggs hatched and black-armored riders filled the skies? And what of the poor frog? Will he ever make it home? We have strong faith that we will all prevail, and with your help, victory will come soon. If, however, you need inspiration, we offer these wonderful motivational posters to remind you that you fight on the side right. Printed in a retro-propaganda style, this set of five posters will grace the walls of your bedroom, office, or arcade and remind you exactly why we fight!
Geek Chic Solid Scents
Want to stand out at your next gaming convention (for the right reasons)? Need to impress that gamer cutie you met on your online dating site? Just feel like smelling different than your soap? Stay tuned, because we're about to unleash the awesome. Geek Chic Solid Scents are handmade perfumes/colognes inspired by your favorite geeky things. They are vegan and cruelty-free so you can smell sexy without any guilt. They're perfectly portable, great for travel, and cost-effective. We're starting with three scents inspired by a certain RPG that involves dragons in a certain age. Let us know how you like them and if you'd like more scents! Frisky Pirate: "I win because I cheat, Kitten. I thought that was obvious." Crisp aquatic notes swirled with fresh water lotus, mint, and Tahitian vanilla. Ripples of sweet liquor. Wrapped in leather, smoke, and gunpowder. Unisex (more aquatic & fresh than flowery). Vengeance: "Since when is Justice happy? Justice is righteous. Justice is hard." A melange of amber, sandalwood, vanilla, and cedarwood. Mixed with dried scrying herbs and divination spices. Smattering of tea leaves, crushed mint, and a pop of sparkling aldehyde and earthy fig. Unisex, but leans toward male. Witch of the Wilds: "We have a dog... and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party." Scrying herbs, ritual spices, fresh greens, oakmoss, patchouli, and sandalwood. Tempered with exotic mint and sweet vanilla. Earthy and herbal without being spicy. Unisex, but leans toward female. We'd love to see some pictures of your smiling faces wearing Geek Chic. Send in your Customer Action Shots and you could win a gift certificate! And hold up your Solid Scent package, unless of course you've managed to send smell-o-pictures through the intertubez. Product Specifications Solid scents inspired by your favorite geeky things Perfectly portable, great for travel, and cost-effective Alcohol-free and vegan Click here for a list of ingredients Hand/geek-made cosmetics contain no fillers or skin irritants Net weight: 0.07 ounces
Stainless Steel Double Walled Travel Mug
Our cabinets boast a wide variety of travel mugs. Some we bought, some were convention freebies, and still others we got as Thank You gifts for supporting our local public radio station (*waves hi to WAMU!*). The problem we have with pretty much all of our travel mugs is that they don't hold our coffee or tea at that perfect "just-hot-enough-to-bear" temperature. They keep our beverages "warm," which is totally different. The Stainless Steel Double Wall Travel Mug will keep your coffee HOT for up to six hours. The double-walled construction makes sure of that. Freshly brewed coffee is about 185º F, too hot to drink immediately. Black coffee will be safe to drink at about 143º F. Of course, adding creamer will affect your coffee's overall temperature. But the Stainless Double Wall Travel Mug will hold your coffee's original temperature for up to six hours! So it's okay if you forget to bring your mug into that emergency meeting... your coffee will still be piping hot for you when you get back to your desk. Want cold? It does that, too, holding your drinks at a chilly 47º F for 6 hours. Product Specifications Stainless steel double wall travel mug Ultra-clean, corrosion-resistant surface that repels stains Wide mouth (1.5") accommodates full-sized ice cubes Flip-open lid; just open and drink Safety lock prevents the lid from opening accidentally Heat retention: 187º F for 1 hour / 154º F for 6 hours Cold retention: 47º F for 6 hours Lid unscrews for easy cleaning and/or loading with ice cubes Capacity: 16 ounces
Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Desktop Mug
We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it works and why it's superior to your standard-grade RPS, we immediately paused the TV and went over to teh Intarwebs to do research. And indeed, we found the page by Sam Kass, the genius behind this version. His phenomenon must now be part of our life. However, none of us knew anything about this version of the game. So we ended up playing Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to figure out who had to write the copy for the shirt, which was our first RPSSL item. It went a little something like this: Fearless Leader: "One, two, three, SHOOT!" Rules Lawyer: "What's that?" Free Thinker: "It's a zombie." Rules Lawyer: "There is no Zombie in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock." Free Thinker: "Braaaaaainsssss." Rules Lawyer: "There are no Brains in Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock." Merchant Monkey: "Lizard and Spock have Brainnnnnnnsssss." Second Merchant: "Right. And Rock bludgeons Zombie into a small pile of blood, teeth, and hair." Free Thinker: "Awwww." Fearless Leader: "Are you two done? Okay. Again. One, two, three, SHOOT!" Rules Lawyer: *raised eyebrow* Free Thinker: "It's the Large Hadron Collider." The symbols for Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock in a circle (with arrows for reference on what beats what) on a 16 oz coffee mug. How the Rookies Play with Others Rock crushes lizard. Scissors decapitate lizard. Lizard eats paper. Lizard poisons Spock. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. Spock bends scissors.
IngenuiTEA 16oz Teapot
Caffeine comes in many forms to tickle the taste-buds and please the palate. While some prefer their caffeine to be a simple tasteless pill form, most like to enjoy and savor the flavor. Sodas and coffee are the most popular, but the caffeine delivery system that gets the least amount of attention is tea. Ah, tea - that most ancient and honored brew! A simple infusion of herbs. Sometimes dried, often oxidized, tea is a natural source of caffeine as well as theobromides, anti-oxidants, polyphenols and amino acids. All that chemistry may sound intimidating, but it all translates to yummy goodness. The problem with tea, though, is it can be a little fiddly to make the perfect cuppa. Anybody who knows anything about tea knows that the best is made from loose tea leaves. Get that teabag crap outta here! You know as well as we do that you'd be made fun of if you brought out your nice shiny porcelain teapot. "Ooh!" you can hear your coworkers saying, "Do you have doilies? Is it time for finger sandwiches?" Grr. We've got the coolest way possible to make a perfect cup of tea with no mess. The IngenuiTEA holds up to 16 ounces of brew and tea leaves. After the specified amount of brewing time, just rest the pot over your mug, and the spring-loaded valve empties the tea into your mug, leaving the spent leaves behind. Dump and rinse, and you're done. Easy! So whether yours is a nice toasty genmaicha, or a spicy rooibos, an earthy oolong, or a lovely bergamot Earl-Grey, there's no finer way to get your tea fix!
AK Ice Cube Tray
The AK-47 is an extremely reliable weapon. Also known as a Kalashnikov, it has been in service for over 60 years and produced in over 25 countries. It remains highly prized by those who desire a weapon that will shoot every time. Its name is feared throughout the world, and its signature bark chills the blood. And a chill is not necessarily a bad thing. On a hot day, a chill is just what you want on your drink, for example. When the sun beats down, sometimes what you want is a little liquid refreshment with a little ice. Sure, ice cubes may be what you reach for first, but what if you wanted to make your drink a bit more "killer?" This new ice cube tray has two halves. When filled and frozen, it looks just like the magazine of the venerable AK-47. Upon opening, out spills 10 beautiful ice bullets, crystalline, deadly, and delicious. Drop them into your beverage, and serve up a killer cocktail guaranteed to turn heads. So next time you need some ice-cold refreshment, turn not to pedestrian cubes. Choose instead an icy cartridge! Features Tray that makes 10 cartridge shaped ice-cubes When closed looks like an AK-47 magazine 22 cm x 7.5 cm x 2 cm Makes cartridges 6.5 cm long Top-rack dishwasher safe
.375 Bullet Pen
I believe it was Marcus Brody who said that the pen is mightier than the sword. Well, the gun is also mightier than the sword, at least for slaying from a distance. It stands to reason than a pen that looks like a bullet should be the mightiest weapon ever created. Right? Write? The .375 Bullet Pen uses a real .375 H&M Magnum Shell. Of course, it's inert. We wouldn't want you blowing your digits off while penning your grocery list. The perfect gift for hunters or outdoorsgeeks, this brother to the Fisher Space Pen will write in temperatures from -50º to 250ºF, underwater, in zero gravity, at any angle – even upside down! That's why they're the choice of ski patrols, search and rescue teams, law enforcement agencies, armed forces, and anyone who demands writing reliability in adverse conditions. Product Specifications Writes at any angle, even in zero gravity Writes in extreme temperatures from -30F to 250F Precision assembled, hand-tested, and lifetime guaranteed by manufacturer Materials: Brass and steel, tungsten carbide ball Ink Color: Black Dimensions: 5.2" x 0.4" x 0.4"
Drinklip Portable cupholder
It seems that no matter how big your desk is, there's never enough room for all of the stuff you "need" on it. (Ladies, this is much like how once we get a big purse, we can never go back to a small one.) There's your monitor, your second monitor, your mini-monitor, your desk lamps, your plush creatures, action figures, a pile of random plates and bowls and silverware, not to mention the things you actually use to do your job. ...and what would happen if you knocked over your water glass and it spilled all across your desk? Extend your desk and avoid spills by putting your beverage in the Drinklip Portable Cupholder. It clips securely to any desk, table, or shelf and will hold your travel mug, glass, or water bottle within arm's reach. There's even a little slit at the bottom for condensation to drip through, hitting the floor rather than moistening your desktop. The Drinklip also doubles as a tiny item holder, perfect for storing nails and screws while going DIY, beads and safety pins while crafting, or even your dice while you're playing a game. Product Specifications Attach a cupholder to any desk, table, or shelf Use it to store your drink or small objects Other ideas for using your Drinklip: Home repair: Nails, screws, or drill bits Crafting: Beads, needles, pincushion, safety pins, stitch holders Organization: Keys, loose change, hair ties Gaming: Dice! (But also keeping your drink off your GM's table.) Play: Clip to LEGO fortress to use as a guard tower Fits cups up to 3.25" in diameter (similar to a car cupholder size)
The Meh. Flask
Somebody famous once said "Work is the curse of the drinking class." We couldn't agree more. We might actually like to extend the quote to say "Work is the curse of the drinking class and something that gets in the way of leveling up." But who are we to paraphrase? We are just a bunch of overworked, underpaid, lemmings - cogs in the wheel. We are nothing but psychedelic mushrooms to be pounced on, or coins to be collected at will by some massively wealthy plumber from Italy who won't stop evolving and taking our money. A toast to mediocrity! Stainless steel flask holds 6 ounces of your favorite beverage. It's laser etched with the simple, but all-powerful phrase, 'meh.' Supply your own readily available apathy for best results.
Ninja Star Coat Hook
There is one section of Ninja life that is normally neglected in books, and that is a Ninja's home life. You think they just hang up all their weapons in the closet? Heck no - those are a Ninja's tools, for life. The Ninja uses his Katana to do everything from butter his bread to separate his laundry (lights from darks). He uses his hand claws to hold corn and peel potatoes. And, he uses his throwing stars for coat hooks. Until you spend your life training in the Ninja arts, we recommend picking up a Ninja Star Coat Hook or two. It's just safer. Each Ninja Star Coat Hook is made out of super strong, nickel-plated zinc alloy. One star tip is replaced with a screw, so you can just pick where you want it and screw it into your wall. It will look like a Ninja has attacked your office and you beat him so easily that you now mock his attempt by using his own weapons to hold up your coat. Wow, how did you get so awesome? Your Ninja Star Coat Hook will make you look 100% more badass. Promise.* *This promise is not legally binding. Your level of badass may vary.
Beer Soap
We love it when people take initiative to solve the world's problems. The folks that make Beer Soap did just that. The first problem was finding a soap that did not make sensitive skin get flaky (or worse, break out). Having solved that problem, they moved on to making a soap that smelled like the nectar of the gods - beer. Move over, flowery and fruity soaps! We want our soap to be hoppy and practically edible. Beer Soap is all natural and vegan and can be used for washing body and hair. It smells like beer fresh from the tap, so you can enjoy your favorite brew first thing in the morning without any of the intoxicating side effects. Product Specifications Hoppy and practically edible soap that smells like beer Made with all-natural, vegan ingredients Smells like beer fresh from the tap - yum! Can be used to wash body or even hair Great for people with sensitive skin or allergies to commercial soaps Each individually wrapped bar is 3" across x 1" tall and 4.5 ounces Choose your favorite: Asahi: simple vanilla aroma with a touch of toasted rice Blue Moon: notes of Patchouli, litsea cubeba, orange, lime, pink grapefruit, neroli, rose, and white musk Dogfish Head's 90 Minute IPA: made with a blend of Blood Orange Essential Oil and Oakmoss Guinness: left unscented, but has a lovely caramel aroma naturally Newcastle Brown: herbal blend of Lavender, Citrus, Woods and Spices Pabst Blue Ribbon: PBR straight from the tap, hops, spices, and berries Ingredients: Beer (select your type), Saponified Elaeis guineensis (Sustainable Palm) Oil, Cocos nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Olea europaea (Olive) Oil, Ricinus communis (Castor) Oil, Brassica campestris (Canola) Oil, Butyrospermum parkii (Shea) Butter, Theobroma cacao (Cocoa) Butter, Essential oils, Sodium Stearate, Fragrance.
Sway Magnetically Suspended Cat Toy
Okay, cats. You're pretty sure you've seen through all of the stupid human tricks. You don't fall for festively colored fake mice, you yawn at the sight of the jingle ball, and attacking the feet under the covers is sooooo last month. You're about ready to write humans off and just amuse yourselves. There are plenty of loose objects to knock off the desk, d20s to roll down the stairs, d4s to set in place where bare feet will step on them. Oh, it's ever so hilarious when the humans howl in pain. But... what's this? There's a ball on a string hanging under that desk! That's new. And it's... it's MOVING! It's moving and NOBODY IS HOLDING IT. It's not like that dumb "Kitty Fishing Pole" toy. Who fishes for cats, anyway? Ridiculous. The human is sitting at the desk, browsing ThinkGeek.com for stupid human toys, and right underneath the desk is a crazy cat toy moving all by itself. Crouch, study, butt-wiggle, butt-wiggle, butt-wiggle, POUNCE! SWIPE! Drat. RETREAT! What *is* it? It must be alive since it moves without the human touching it! Butt-wiggle, butt-wiggle, POUNCE! Drat! Foiled again. It moved out of the way at the last minute! How is it doing that? Oh gosh, oh gosh. This is so exciting! Product Specifications Cat toy is suspended from a solid surface using magnets Top and bottom parts attach to opposite sides of a variety of surfaces Works on tables, desks, bookshelves, more! Move the handle on one side to slide the toy underneath like magic Perfect for the cat who has seen through your fishing pole games Fun, interactive play for humans and felines
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Tray
You may wonder why you need this ice cube tray. Here are a few facts*: Makes ice faster than an Imperial starship Kessel Run? Yeah, it can do that in less than twelve parsecs Won't get you into any Imperial entanglements Can make it point five past lightspeed Definitely not a piece of junk; has it where it counts The Millennium Falcon Ice Tray creates ice or candies in the shape of the famed ship of Han Solo. Safe for melted chocolate, the fridge, or the freezer, this food-safe silicone tray can do it all. Each tray makes two big Millennium Falcons, suitable for things like margarita glasses. Or eating, if it's chocolate. Nobody will call you a scruffy nerfherder with ice this awesome. *Facts may not be entirely factual. Product Specifications Ice tray creates ice in the shape of the Millennium Falcon Makes 2 big Millenium Falcons Can be used to make chocolates and candies too Material: Food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6.25" x 4.25" x 1"
Cthulhu in Love Perfume
There is a place in the Pacific Ocean - the farthest place from land on all sides. In the depths of this pole of inaccessibility a sunken city sleeps. And in that city of R'lyeh, far below the waves and the sunlight and the happiness, dreams the Great Cthulhu. And what does the Great Malignant One dream about? Companionship. See, Cthulhu is in love with love. And the Great One exudes a scent to attract lovers. Three sailors went mad making sure this scent was bottled and shipped to our warehouses. We think it was well worth it, though, because now we can offer you Cthulhu in Love Perfume. Working with the brilliant scent-ologists at the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab (you know 'em; you love 'em), we are ever so proud to present this unique and totally ThinkGeek Exclusive perfume. The scent is intoxicating, described by its creators as "an amorphous mix of oppressive, piceous ritual incense, macerated kelp, sea salt, sticky dark ocean plants, and . . . mixed chocolates." That means this is what Cthulhu smells like when he wants to get it on. Seriously, you're going to adore the magic, ancient, sensual, and (dare we say) arousing scent of Cthulhu in Love Perfume. Please Note: ThinkGeek cannot be held responsible if you attract any giant, tentacle-faced monsters with this perfume. Use at your own risk. Product Specifications An original fragrance created by the geniuses at the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab - just for us to offer to you. Flavored with incense, spices, kelp, sea salt, mystery, dark ocean plants . . . and mixed chocolates! Contents: 5ml of concentrated perfume (i.e. just a little dab is all you need!) Bottle Dimensions: approx. 0.75" diameter x 2"
Mr. Bento Stainless Lunch Jar
And of course, we're talking about love = food. Also, being geeks, love = anything Japanese in origin. Bento in Japan is any sort of packed meal, usually the lunch one takes to work or school. Some bento boxes are flat with little dividers (like the kind at our favorite local Japanese place!), while others are little bowls that stack on on top of the next. Our Bento Lunch Box is one of the latter. The base of a bento lunch is usually white rice or noodles, followed by okazu (side dishes) that could be meat, fish, tofu, eggs, or fruits and veggies cut into chopstick-friendly pieces. Our Bento Lunch Box is made of insulated stainless steel, which will keep your food hot or cold up to six hours. You know what that means? You can forget to put it in the fridge at work and not worry about getting food poisoning at lunch. Pretty awesome, we say. Especially if you're in the type of office where lunches disappear. There are four microwavable containers that fit snugly in the box, ranging from the 6.8 oz small side bowl to the 15.2 oz main bowl. If you're not into packing chopsticks for your bento (or you think it would be ridiculous to eat tater tots with chopsticks), the Bento Lunch Box comes with a spork, or as we call it, the One Utensil To Rule Them All.
His & Hers Chromosome Towels
Geeks understand the importance of towels. And sometimes two geeks get together and live in the same house. Know what that leads to? Towel fights. Not the sort where you wet one end and snap it, but fights over whose towel is whose. First, we thought we'd solve that the same way nations do. But it's impractical to stick flags in towels. They never stay upright, and then the nylon gets all wet, and it's just a bad scene all around. So we went with the monogram option. Choose your towel by the applicable set of sex chromosomes. And voila! No more towel confusion. We're afraid if you live in a single sex dorm, this isn't going to help. Unless you're the only science-y one there. And then, score! XX or XY embroidered in a sand-dune-type color onto an ivory, 100% cotton bath towel which measures 27" x 52". Machine wash in cold water with mild detergent. No bleach. Tumble dry on medium heat. We recommend washing before initial use to remove lint.
Zombie Glass Decanter
We've always been perplexed by the expression, "Pour me a stiff one." Sure, the word stiff can mean potent or strong, which certainly describes hard liquor, but to us, stiff connotes things like death or at least the middle school sleepover game, Light As a Feather, Stiff As A Board. (Did you know that game has been played by kiddos since the 17th century? We found an account in the diary of our peep, Samuel Pepys!) Since we're not fans of death, but rather undeath, why don't you use this Zombie Decanter to pour us an undead one? After all, in slightly-more-than-moderate amounts, alcohol serves to dull our senses, slur our speech, and makes us stumble around, much like our zombie friends. This vessel closes with a cork stopper and will hold approximately 27 ounces of your favorite stupefying liquid. Just remember, you'll never survive the apocalypse if you're drunk, so drink responsibly, will ya? We need you on our survival team. Product Specifications Glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head Features sagging skin, exposed brains, and bad teeth Closes with a cork stopper (included) Fill it with 27 ounces of your favorite beverage Drink responsibly - we need you on our zombie survival team
WTF? Mug
WTF are we going to write about for a WTF? mug description? We just have no effin' clue. Hopefully, you'll get the idea... 10 ounce black mug with 'WTF?' imprint on front.
2013 Song of Ice and Fire Calendar
Our Bacon Salt merchant is all about the game of thrones, even though he understands it's a win or die situation. (We figure with all the stuff in his cube, he probably has enough stuff to win, even if it's by waiting out our siege, surviving on BaconPop and Jameson.) At any rate, he's the biggest George R.R. Martin fanboy we know, and he's been drooling all over this calendar ever since he first laid eyes on it, which frankly, is making it difficult for Copywriter monkey to do her job. The calendar is... a little moist. (We promise we'll send you a dry one.) The 2011 ASOIAF calendar featured the castles of Westeros, the 2012 calendar focused on the people, and the 2013 calendar immortalizes key events from all five books. Rendered in brilliantly imaginative detail by acclaimed artist Marc Simonetti, these images bring the story of Westeros to life, and will remind fans of why George R.R. Martin's novels stand as a masterpiece of modern fantasy. Product Specifications 2013 calendar based on A Song of Ice & Fire novels Features the characters you know and love (or love to hate) The people of George R.R. Martin's world brought to life Illustrations by acclaimed artist Marc Simonetti Monthly artwork title (and which book it was inspired by): January - "Among the Crows" (AGOT) February - "The Kingsmoot" (AFFC) March - "In the House of Dust" (ACOK) April - "The Three-Eyed Crow" (ADWD) May - "In the Sorrows" (ADWD) June - "Atonement" (ADWD) July - "The Bear Pit" (ASOS) August - "Mother and Son" (ADWD) September - "Lady Stoneheart" (AFFC) October - "A New Face" (ADWD) November - "The Ghost of Harrenhal" (ACOK) December - "Broken Vows" (ASOS)
Chimpsticks Beginner's Chopsticks
Your younglings should learn to appreciate other cultures, including their food and methods of eating, so introduce them early to asian cuisine and chopsticks! Over a billion people in the world know how to use chopsticks. That's billion, with a B, and the teaching method for chopsticks most often used is "learn to use them, or don't eat." Effective, if potentially cruel. In the West, many restaurants go through a lot of trouble to take a pair of chopsticks, bind them with a rubber band, and jam the paper wrapper in between, creating a "starter pair." Nice, but do you really want the hostesses hands all over your kids eating utensils? And where did that rubber band come from? *shudders* Next, we'll talk about monkeys. Our closest simian relatives, they've got 5 fingers on each hand, are unusually intelligent, and capable of complex tasks. They're often employed as helpers, which is why we make use of them in our warehouse for packing shipments, in our code-farms slinging perl, and at the security desk where they are unusually adept at tasering unwanted visitors. Lately, we've begun to realize that monkeys are so useful, we can employ their mere likenesses to great effect! Which brings us, finally, to these wonderful Chimpsticks! Chopsticks, made to look like a monkey with extremely long hands, help your kids learn how to get started with chopsticks! Tiny grasping hands on 8.5 inch removable and dishwasher-safe sticks are held together with soft and flexible food-safe silicone shaped like a helper monkey! It gets your kids engaged, and eager to learn how to use the chopsticks like a big-kid!
Marvel MODOK Mug
Originally built as a supercomputer, MODOK was a fantastic step forward in computational sciences. But the Mobile Organism Designed Only for Computing became too ambitious. Killing his creators, MODOK became designed only for Killing! But now that Death Adder and the Serpent Society took care of him, we hollowed MODOK out and decided to use him as a beverage holder. Laugh in the face of a once mighty supervillain as you lightly sip from the hollowed remains of his superior cranium. The only question that remains is this: do you want cream, sugar, or revenge? Bwhahahaha. Just cream? Okay. Product Specifications Mobile Organism Designed Only for Koffee Officially licensed by Marvel Capable of superhuman heat resistance Fill with coffee to give yourself superhuman intelligence Capacity: approximately 20 ounces Love MODOK, handwash only
Salt & Pepper Robots
And NaClord3000 looked out at the Earth and sneered a vicious robot sneer. "We must conquer these humans immediately. We shall exploit their love of tiny flavored rocks sprinkled on their food. Infiltrate their domiciles, observe their habits. Then, we shall be prepared to take their planet." Tiny S-Model and P-Model robots were immediately deployed to houses around the world. "They're so cute!" the humans said as they wound up the robots and watched them teeter across the table. Cute indeed... cute indeed. It's only time until NaClord3000 rules all. "They're winding and sprinkling their way to their own demise," NaClord3000 grinned as he drank his motor oil martini. But hey, life would be so much easier if robots were making all the decisions, so why not welcome the Salt & Pepper Robots into your home? They're adorable and they wind up and walk across the table, thus feeding your need for robotics and laziness. Don't burn precious calories passing the salt! Sure, you may be contributing to the robot revolution, but really, it's all about today, isn't it? Be lazy today, let your geeklings worry about the robot revolution.
Black Mesa Mug
Welcome to your first day of work at Black Mesa. I'm Bob, the lead scientist in your division. We met at your interview; it's great to see you on board. We're so glad you chose us over those hack jobs at Aperture. They're such losers, and we're pretty sure they're completely off their rockers. Last we heard, they were designing a gray and pink cube to serve as a companion for their test subjects. A pink cube. Seriously. And rumor has it, one of their test subjects got stabbed by one of the early prototypes. I mean, I don't know if that's true, but I'm just sayin'. You made the right choice coming here. Just through those doors is the Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. We'll be spending a lot of time there later today. Oh, and here's Gordon's office. Don't expect him to say much - he's a man of few words. Right Freeman? Ha! See? He didn't say anything. Anyway, here's the most important room - the break room. SWEEEET - there's leftover cake from Fred's birthday party! We love cake here at Black Mesa, seems like every day is someone's birthday. So, yeah, free cake. And everyone here gets a handsome Black Mesa Research Facility mug for their beverage of choice. I'm a coffee man, myself. Go on, fill 'er up! And speaking of filling a cup, I'm late for my scheduled urinalysis. Don't want to get fired! But let me show you to your office first...
Dead Fred Pen Holder
We already know that your desk probably looks like a disaster area, but why not turn it into a crime scene instead? Fred is indeed dead but that doesn't mean he's useless. Not only does repeatedly stabbing your pen into Fred reduce your stress level, but it helps you to keep that pesky pen from getting lost under the edge of your computer keyboard. Need someone to take your aggression out on? Well, Dead Fred is the man! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, gone!
Kyocera Ceramic Coffee Grinder
Maybe you're an Aeropress fan. Maybe you use a vacuum brewer. Or maybe you use a good-old-fashioned automatic coffee machine. (No? Didn't think so.) Regardless of how you brew your coffee, if you're a good coffee snob, you know that how the beans are ground makes all the difference. Enter the Kyocera Ceramic Coffee Grinder. Use this manual burr grinder to quietly and precisely create your perfect cup or pot of coffee. It's adjustable, so you can make your grounds as fine as flour or nice and coarse for your Aeropress. The ceramic material is hard -- close to the hardness of diamonds -- so you know it will grind the way you want it to and will last for years to come. This grinder can also be used to grind green tea or spices, and the 100-gram glass container can store your coffee between grinds and is dishwasher safe. Product Specifications Ceramic manual coffee grinder Grind coffee, spices, tea and more with this durable and adjustable burr grinder Every coffee snob's best friend Non-slip silicone base to prevent slipping (removeable) Capacity: Stores up to 100g of coffee grounds Materials: Ceramic grinder with dishwasher-safe glass container Dimensions: 16.4 x 11.5 x 13 inches Weight: 1.1 pounds
Star Wars Lightsaber Desk Lamp
It's a Friday night and it's been a long week. Princess threatened, Alderaan destroyed, all those Stormtroopers. Sigh. It's times like these, Vader is glad the door to his quarters has a lock. He makes a nice cup of tea, puts on some B'eEthoven, and opens up his favorite Jane Austen novel. Whoops, almost forgot two things to make the evening in perfect: his reading glasses and his wonderful new Star Wars Lightsaber Desk Lamp. He pulls the chain of the lamp, takes a sip of tea, and begins reading. "Oh, Emma," he chuckles to himself, in a deep booming voice, "you are a scamp!" Every Friday. Trust us. And why not? Each Star Wars Lightsaber Desk Lamp has the hilt of a saber and the shade has an insignia laser-cut into it. It's the desk lamp you never knew you always needed. Seriously, the insignia and saber scream "Star Wars," while the pull chain screams "classy!" Just buy your own bulb and screw it in! Want some mood lighting? Then get a red or blue bulb (to correspond to the saber blade color, naturally) and you're good to go. We think you need to get a Star Wars Lightsaber Desk Lamp for each room you love to be in - and one for your office, too. Please Note: Bulb not included. Star Wars Lightsaber Desk Lamp Show your love of Star Wars with this awesome lamp with a Lightsaber hilt base! Each lamp has the corresponding insignia laser-cut into the shade. Choose from Anakin (Jedi insignia), Vader (Imperial insignia), or Obi-Wan (Jedi insignia). Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible. Bulb Size: uses up to a 100W bulb (not included). Power: US 120 volts, 60Hz. Cord Length: approx 66" Dimensions: Base Diameter: 6" Shade Diameter: 12" Overall Lamp Height: 26"
Crusaders Great Helm Trash Bin
We tried out a new factory. We said, "Make us a crusader helm out of this resin!" They said, "Sure, 5 bucks!" and we were like "Woah, that's an awesome price!" Then we got like a billion of these helms and they put the hole on the wrong side. Since Timmy is always able to turn lemons to lemonade, he suggested we use them as office-sized trash cans. Just like that, this product was born. Alright, that whole paragraph was a lie. But it seemed as good a tale as any to explain how a 12th century crusader helm would become a trash can. At about a foot tall, the Crusaders Great Helm Trash Can is the perfect size for your office or your (really, really) retro bathroom. It's made of cast resin and finished in a faux metal style so it will always look awesome and never rust. Just don't put it on your head, especially not while trash is in it. Product Specifications A 12th century helm turned into a trash can For your office or (really, really) retro bathroom Materials: Cast resin, finished in faux metal style Dimensions: 9" x 10" x 12" Weight: 6 lbs
Camera Lens Mug
Your photographer friends will gasp in horror when they catch sight of this quirky Camera Lens Mug. At first glance it might seem that you've ripped apart a perfectly good telephoto lens, then filled it with your hot beverage of choice. Of course this type of heinous disregard for expensive photography equipment would be sacrilege... to a cup of good coffee. Luckily the Camera Lens Mug is decidedly cheaper than a real camera lens and is washable to boot. Fill it with your beverage of choice and take a big swig o' DSLR. The included lens hood top keeps your drink hot/cold and doubles as a mini plate for cookies or other noshables. Product Features Quirky mug looks like a real DSLR camera lens Perfect for hot or cold beverages Realistic lens type details and such Lens hood top keeps your drink hot/cold and doubles as a mini plate Great for beer... but then what isn't? Capacity: 15 ounces Hand wash only
Cheat Sheet Kitchen Apron
There are good chefs and there are great chefs, and the difference between the two comes down to attention to detail. No, we're not talking about garnish - that's bush-league, man. Anybody can slice a radish into a rosette, but does anybody really want to eat it? Hell no! See, cooking is as much science as it is an art-form. A good chef has to work intuitively with his ingredients, but a great chef knows that there are four tablespoons in a quarter cup. Sure, that may sound like the absolute basics, but you'd be surprised how often world-class chefs forget it. But in the heat and hectic pace of a commercial kitchen, it's easy to freeze, freak out, and make stupid mistakes. If only you had a cheat-sheet! That may sound like a great idea, but with both hands full of hot pans, and bare flames everywhere, an inconvenient piece of loose-paper is a very very bad idea. What you need is something super convenient, with all the info you need as reference instantly available to you. How about an apron with all that reference material printed on it? How about we print it upside-down so you can read it while wearing it? I know. We think of everything.
Zombie Family Car Decals
In the zombie apocalypse, family means everything. It's not limited to blood relations, either. If you're trusting someone to watch your back and keep the walkers from eating you, they're family. If someone trusts you to double-tap them after they've been bitten, they're family. Show your pride in your family with these Zombie Family Car Decals. They're black and white and red all over and include the whole gang: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, and Fish. We're not sure who is lugging their goldfish tank around during the zombie apocalypse, but who are we to judge? Maybe it's a talking goldfish like Klaus from American Dad. Product Specifications Stick on decals to make a zombie family on your car Black, white, and red stickers Includes: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, Fish Sizes from 1.25" (fish) to 5.5" (Dad)
Black Mesa Pint Glass
Good afternoon and welcome to the Black Mesa Brewhouse beer tasting! You'll experience several of our amazing brews today. Don't forget to cleanse your palette with water between samples. Try any of the following: Xen Lite Lambda Lager Highway 17 Hefeweizen HEV Hefeweizen White Forest Witbier Freeman Framboise New Lambda Lambic Mesa Marzen Black Mesa Black Lager Ravenholm Irish Red Sector C Cask Ale Resonance Cascade Cream Ale Hoppy Headcrab Turkey Ale-ien St. Olga's Abbey Ale Crowbar IPA (be careful, this one will deliver 1000 IBUs directly to your face!) Black Mesa Stout On your way out, stop by our gift shop and pick up your very own Black Mesa Pint glass! Product Specifications Pint glass for fans of the Half-Life video games Features the logo of the Black Mesa Research Facility Holds a pint of your favorite beverage Please drink responsibly; Crowbar IPA is quite strong! Love your glass: Hand wash for longest artwork life
Desktop Jellyfish Tank
Looking for a totally unique pet that will remind you to just keep swimming? How about a jellyfish you can keep on your desktop at work? We discovered this product when it was a top project on Kickstarter and won the Best Product award at the Global Pet Expo. It was just awesome enough for us to want several of our very own. We named them all Squishy, naturally. This set comes with everything you need for a jellyfish habitat: the tank, air pump and valves, hydrometer, substrate, feeding pipette, and even a color-changing LED with remote control so your Squishy looks super cool. The one thing it doesn't come with right away? The jellyfish. Obviously our robot warehouse monkeys would squish them and then they would be squished and that would be horrible. So what you'll get in your kit is a voucher. Go to the jellyfish website listed, pop in your voucher code, and one very special Moon Jellyfish will be shipped to your door overnight for no additional charge. (It also is backed by an Arrive Alive Guarantee.) Your Jellyfish Tank can also hold other saltwater fish and invertebrates. We recommend you consult with your local marine life expert regarding appropriate tankmates for your Moon Jelly. Product Specifications Tank optimized to hold one very special jellyfish - yours! Includes shipping cost for the live jellyfish and three month supply of food, which will ship to you via overnight mail after you've set up your tank. Your kit includes: Acrylic Desktop Jellyfish Tank Feeding Pipette Whisper Quiet Air Pump Airline Adjustable Airline Valve Check Valve Hydrometer Substrate Color-Changing LED and Remote Control LED Power Supply Voucher to redeem your jellyfish & food with free overnight shipping Tank Specifications: 6 Gallons Salt Water Ready 17”H x 15”W x 8”L Clear Front and Back Panels White Opaque Sides and Base Optimized for Jellyfish Also Holds Fish or Invertebrates Jellyfish Specifications: Small Moon Jellyfish, 1.5" diameter (approx.) White saucer-shaped body Looks like a pulsing full moon Four-leaf clover shape on stomach Do not sting (or rather, their venom does not affect people) Will ship overnight via FedEx and is guaranteed to arrive alive Answers to "Squishy"
Troika Carbon Fiber Pen and Stylus
For years, businessmonkeys carried their legal-sized notepads and pens to business meetings, taking down notes about srs bsns, collecting up orders for a run to the sub shop, or making a list of companies you'd rather work for... Lately, you're more likely to see a whole bunch of iPads and other tablets. (There needs to be a collective noun for this: a conductive of tablets, perhaps?) While this makes it much easier to game while pretending to listen to your boss, sometimes you really want to write something down on actual paper. If your day involves much switching between dead trees and (hopefully not dead) pixels, the Troika Carbon Fiber Pen & Stylus is your tool. This shiny ballpoint pen features a carbon fiber barrel, making it appear very srs bsns in the boardroom. Flip it around and use the soft rubber stylus tip on your iPad, phone, or other touchscreen device. There's even a shiny black metal box to store it in! Product Specifications Combination ballpoint pen and stylus Shiny, metal ballpoint pen with a carbon fiber barrel Stylus features a soft rubber tip for accurate clicking & writing Refills available from the manufacturer (details in the box) Comes in a black metal box, suitable for engraving Dimensions: approx. 5.8" long Weight: just a hair less than 1 ounce Customizable! Get the pen clip or box engraved at your local engraving shop.
Adjustable Rolling Pin
It is said that cooking is an artform. A pinch here, a dab there, cook until golden brown... those are all, technically, measurements, but are hardly precise. Your smidgen might just be the same as my dash, and let's not even get us started on the differences altitude and humidity makes. Well, if cooking is an art, then baking is certainly a science. Science requires precision. Reproducible results. As such, it needs precise measurement. Widths, weight, temperature - all must be controlled with the finesse of a scientist, otherwise the complex dance of chemistry and biology wouldn't happen correctly, and what would be a light and fluffy biscuit turns into the proverbial hockey puck. Take the pie, for example. Something wondrous to behold when done properly. Horrific when not. The crust needs to be rolled out to exactly 1/8th of an inch for a good Apple Pie. Any more, and it'll be gummy, any less, and it won't hold up to slicing and serving. It takes a practiced hand to roll it out just right. If you lack said hand, there's no shame in using training wheels. Yes, they make training wheels for rolling pins! Check this one out. It's got three sets of discs that press your rolled dough to a precise thickness. No more, no less. Indeed, when your recipe requires that your dough be, say, 12 inches in diameter, the measurements burned into the side of the rolling pin acts as a guide. So, whether you're making pie, or cookies, or rolling out multi-layered buttery croissants, you'll never end up with flapjacks instead. Features 13 inches long Beechwood construction with plastic thickness guides Handwash only
Doomed Crystal Skull Shotglass
The life of an average skull is pretty straightforward. First, you're inhabited by the brains of your human, then you're either burned or buried and inhabited by... well, let's not think about that. If you're very lucky, you may end up on stage for a production of Hamlet. If you're very unlucky, you get inhabited by a spirit of intellect under the control of an evil necromancer. Why isn't inhabited by alcohol an option? This is a double-walled shotglass, but instead of the inner wall being shaped like a shotglass, it's shaped like a skull. When you pour in your favorite spirit, it inhabits the inner skull, coloring it in quite nicely. As a bonus, it also keeps the beverage in the shot glass cooler, if it takes you a while to build up the courage to drink it. Remember, we like you chuckleheads, so drink responsibly. Features Double-walled glass features a skull inside a shotglass Fill the skull with your favorite beverage Hand-blown crystal-clear borosilicate glass 2.5 ounce capacity Individually packaged in a colorful box
Molecular Cuisine Starter Kit
There is a new breed of chef that make meals in the most unexpected ways. Imagine spaghetti made out of tomato soup! Fruit-juice caviar! Floating clouds of creamy flavor that taste like preserved lemon! Cooking has gone from the everyday drudgery of boiling, straining, chopping, and roasting to spherification, gelification, and emulsification! I know, mere text can't truthfully explain how awesome this is - and since the ThinkGeek Taste-o-Web 5000 hasn't been invented yet, you'll just have to check out these photos of amazing foods made using this kit. This stuff is incredible to see, smell, and taste! Plus, it's easier than you think. If you've ever wanted to get started making cool stuff using techniques you've seen on TV, but didn't know where to start, here's the kit for you! You've got fifty individually portioned-out sachets of thickeners, emulsifiers, and binders that, when mixed with your ingredients and shaped using the included tools, can make extruded spaghetti-like strands of arugula, glistening pearls of balsamic vinegar, or stratified towers of jellies, cremes and foams. Delicious. People may think that, even with the right equipment and ingredients, it's hard to make this stuff. With the free DVD included in each package, you've got fifty video demonstrations of recipes that walk you through everything you need. Truly, it could only be easier if the kit included a semi-sentient robot monkey programmed Matrix-style with culinary skills. So get your cooking on! It's never been easier to try something new! This kit includes: 5 sets of food-additives: Agar-agar - 10 sachets of 20g each Calcium Lactate - 10 sachets of 20g each Sodium Alginate - 10 sachets of 20g each Soy Lecithin - 10 sachets of 20g each Xanthan Gum - 10 sachets of 10g each 1 set of tools: 1 syringe 5 pipettes 3 lengths of 18" silicone tubing 1 slotted spoon 1 set of measuring spoons 1 DVD with 50 recipe demonstrations included
Dart Automatic Pet Laser Toy
Since we've already given our children handheld video game systems for self-amusement, we now turn to the automagical entertainment of our pets. After all, with all the damage we're doing to our median nerve typing on a computer all day, the last thing we need to do is pick up a laser pointer and twirl our wrist about. Ouch! Clearly, the gods invented technology so we could sit on our butts and be lazy and let technology amuse our little ones, furry or otherwise. The Dart is an automatic rotating laser light that will delight the feline or canine in your life. And if we're being honest (scout's honor!) it's pretty amusing for people, too. Place Dart on a level and stable surface (oh hai, floor!), turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations. Our personal favorite is using it to distract the kitties when the humans are going to bed. By the time the timer shuts off the Dart, all the humans are snuggled in bed and asleep behind closed doors. Do we miss the snuggles? Yes. Do we miss pointy paws between our ribs and being meowed in the face at 5 am? Not so much. Product Specifications Automatic rotating laser light for hours of pet amusement Exercises and entertains - great for fat cats and chubby pups Variable speed settings, from tortoise to kitten-high-on-'nip Adjustable timer saves battery life by shutting Dart off automatically after 10, 15, or 20 minutes 16 exciting play combinations keeps pets on their paw pads! 360 degree laser patterns for round and round excitement Batteries: 3 AA (not included)
Pi Symbol Ice Cube Trays
When hosting the next soirée at your geek bachelor pad you'll need the proper equipment to ensure success. All three major gaming consoles, a flat screen over 40" wide, a well trained dungeon master, a complete Star Wars action figure collection, and a fully stocked liquor cabinet are a must. But how about ice? You were planning to use that standard vaguely cubical stuff?... or worse the boring half-moon shape your fridge churns out? Well fear not intrepid nerdy party planner! ThinkGeek is here with the geekiest ice you'll ever find... Pi ice! Yep these stylish silicone ice trays cast frozen H2O into the symbol for your favorite irrational number. The chicks will swoon when you hand them a drink filled with Pi ice, and Archimedes will give you a big thumbs up for your tasty Pi Jello shots.
DC Comics Caped Pint Glass
When we were younger, some of us admit to being the college hero of beer pong, cross-campus drunken streaking, or the South Park drinking game. But those days are behind us. We're now the heroes of career and family and that's quite a different sort of heroism. In a way, not as exciting, but on the other hand, much more valuable to society. Are we a little closer to being Batman? You could say so, but we definitely still lack the millions and the butler. If you'd like to remember that you're the hero of your life, do so with a DC Comics Caped Pint Glass. Each Pint Glass is emblazoned with the emblem of your super of choice and has a cape strapped around it. Yes, we suppose you could use the cape to wipe your mouth, but is that what Batman would do? Product Specifications Pint Glasses with capes and the logos of favorite supers Officially licensed DC Comics collectable Cape is removable for washing Choose: Batman, Superman Love your glass: Hand-wash for longest artwork life. Seriously, kids. Drinking isn't all it's cracked up to be. Be responsible.
Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender
We have a soft spot for turrets... even though they riddled us with holes on many an occasion. They're just so cute with their little voices and their red eyes. Cute and deadly. That's why we have Plush Turrets, Flashlight Turrets, Inflatable Turrets, and now, the Sentry Turret Desk Defender! Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB. When it detects movement, the wings open and it will announce the acquisition of a target, which is enough to send anyone running away from your desk at top speed. And yes, if you knock it over, it'll vibrate and be sad about its lot in life. Here's what your Sentry Turret Desk Defender will say: Turret detects motion nearby: "Target acquired" "There you are" "I see you" "Preparing to dispense product" "Activated" Turret is moved or knocked over: "Critical error" "Shutting down" "I don't hate you" "Hey, hey, hey" "Malfunctioning" Turret is ignored (times out after 30 seconds of inactivity): "Are you still there" Product Specifications Motion detecting turret will scare away intruders Will open and alert when someone comes by your desk Sound effects pulled directly from the games Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek USB-powered: Plugs into your computer or USB hub, cable included Dimensions: 7.5" tall
Disposable flasks
When bringing your own beverage, you have a few options. You can bring a whole bottle. Oops, no you can't! Glass bottles are prohibited. You could bring your metal flask. It's awesome and you got your name laser etched on it. But once it's empty, you still have to lug around a metal flask. And let's not talk about what happens if you try to get it into a venue with a metal detector! Whether you're toting juice or the product of your DIY Juice-to-Alcohol Kit, the Disposable Flask is going to make your life easier. It's like a Capri Sun and a flask had an adorable, useful baby. Your Disposable Flask is simple to use: open it up, blow in it to open it up, then pour in your beverage. (Use a funnel if you're uncoordinated.) It stands upright when full and will fold up when it's flat and empty. Bring it wherever it's legal to bring it... which is everywhere if you're drinking juice. YAY, juice! Product Specifications Disposable flask makes drinking away from home easy Great for any beverage, alcoholic or not! Available in flask or 20oz sizes Stands upright when full, folds flat when empty Flask size holds approximately 5 shots worth of beverage Bring it for camping, fishing, sporting events, concerts, and more Note: Check your local laws & venue rules before B'ingYOB Food safe: BPA-free
Minecraft Sticky Notecube
We all know crafting is hard work, but there’s also a million details to keep track of as well. While you could go around putting up signs everywhere, you’re going to run out of space pretty quick. Not to mention the fact that you probably have better things to do with all that wood. That’s where the Minecraft Sticky Notecube comes in handy. With 600 pages of stone patterned goodness, the Minecraft Sticky Notecube provides plenty of room for your ideas, reminders, and shopping lists. But why stop there? As you peel away each note, you’ll experience the productive thrill of mining as the textured cracks bring you closer to your next big breakthrough. And unlike the stone blocks in Minecraft, our revolutionary printing technology leaves no cobblestone residue behind. There’s no mess to clean up, and no inventory to shuffle. You just grab another note cube and pick up your office novel right where you left off. You might say the Minecraft Sticky Notecube is the ultimate cure for writer’s block. Product Specifications Designed to resemble a stone block “Cracks” as you peel away each note Leaves no cobblestone residue once fully mined Officially licensed Minecraft product 600 pages, 3” x 3” x 3”
Periodic Table of the Elements
No self-respecting geek would be without one. No, I don't mean a pocket-protector, although those have their own level of cool. I'm talking about a Periodic Table of the Elements. Laid out in a very specific formation where neighboring elements have similar properties, this poster can, at a glance, give you a huge wealth of information about the atomic makeup of the world around us. Of course, it also just looks damn cool. Look at it - all 16 groups and 7 periods arranged logically is colorful, orderly, and beautifully. Just check out how much information there is on this bad boy. The percentage of certain elements occurring naturally in the human body. The atomic weight of Cesium (132.905), the fact that Lithium has 1 electron in the 2s subshell, or that Bohrium is a radioactive manmade element... Hell, it even shows two elements that haven't even been observed yet. That's forward thinking for you!
Hydro Pet Products
It's no secret that we're pet people at ThinkGeek. Our pups roam the halls, hoovering up dropped tidbits from at-desk lunches, chasing each other to and fro, and occasionally stealing bully sticks or trachea treats from each other. We are also the people who will call the police when we see a dog alone in a car on a hot day. Even with four windows cracked, the temperature inside a car will exceed 100 degrees in very short order. Dogs deserve to be as cool and comfortable on a hot day as people, don't you think? Hydro Pet Products are the ultimate in refreshing summer fun for your dog. These molded rubber toys have foam cores that absorb and hold liquid. Soak it in water, then bring it outside for a game of fetch. As your dog chews, the water releases through the specially designed holes. You can even freeze the water-soaked toys overnight for a really cold treat. Hydro Pet Products are great for that dog that plays so hard that he forgets to drink. The toy and the hydration are one and the same! Product Specifications Dog toys that you can soak in water for refreshing fun Foam core holds water and releases when your dog chews You can even freeze the water-soaked treats for an icy treat Fun to fetch and play with, but not for intense chew sessions Choose: Bone or Saucer
Clocky Robotic Alarm
Sleep. The demesne of Hypnos and Morpheus. Once the playground for the exhausted geek, now a wasteland of antiproductivity. Are you writing code? No. Are you pwning n00bs? No. Are you farming gold so you can buy that mount in Silvermoon? No. Sleep when you die, man. Staying awake is the only way to get things done anymore. So when your weekly intake of REM is limited to the single digits, you need an effective waking mechanism. Something to jog your mind as well as your body in an effort to pump blood back to your extremities and grey matter. Clocky is here! All Hail Clocky! This little wonderful wheeled alarm clock started as an engineering student's project. Having trouble waking up herself, Gauri Nanda developed Clocky to shriek annoyingly and effectively, waking you up. The fun doesn't end there, kiddies. It leaps off of your night stand, and drives around your room, making random turns and racing away from your grasp. Now you have to get out of bed and hunt the little bugger down to turn it off. Now, you're awake, and it's time to get things done. Booya.
Vacuum Brewer
Vacuum brewing is exceptionally effective at extracting all the flavor from the coffee grounds without the more "chewy" texture of the french press method. The method is pretty old school, but it's awesome to watch and the resulting brew is clear and delicious. Delicate coffees like African and Central American blends bloom with vacuum brewing, but you'll definitely want to taste test all your favorite beans using this method to experience the clean, crisp flavor. How does it work? Vapor pressure! During the process of brewing, the rapid expansion and contraction of gasses pushes the liquid from vessel to vessel. The result is delicious coffee. The process: Heat water to a boil in the carafe and pour your prepared coffee grounds into the upper glass container. When the water is boiling, insert the stem of the upper container into the carafe. Pressure in the lower vessel will push the hot water up the stem and into the coffee grounds, absorbing all the wonderful flavors. Once the coffee is brewed, remove the carafe from the heat. Gravity and the pressure difference in the upper chamber will push the brewed coffee into the lower carafe leaving the grounds in the top of easy disposal. Pour and enjoy! SCIENCE + COFFEE = AWESOME! Product Specifications 8 cup vacuum coffee brewer by Bodum Exceptionally effective brewing method for a clean cup of coffee Vacuum brewing extracts all precious oils from coffee grounds Not a whiff of aroma can escape, so it all goes into the water Brews in 5-11 minutes for 4-8 cups (34 ounces)
Self Stirring Mug
How do you like your coffee? Cream with one sugar? Nice. Just cream? Cool. Black? Rock on. Everybody except the black coffee drinker listen up - what do you use to stir your coffee? A spoon? Swizzles? Tongue depressors? Bah. All of those so-called stirring solutions are fraught with failure. Spoons measure your sugar fine enough, but what a waste to have to wash (or toss) another utensil! Tongue depressors end up making your coffee taste like wood, and those stupid swizzles can't stir anything, are you kidding? What you need is a stirring solution for your hot and tasty beverage that doesn't add to landfill, or impart odd flavors to your drink while actually moving stuff around. If we sound like that late great TV pitchman, we're in great company. We're genuinely enthusiastic about the Self-Stirring Mug! Stainless steel finish with a snap-lock lid keeps your drink hot. Don't forget - inside this mug is a spinning plastic disk that frappes your drink into a whirling blended maelstrom of deliciousness. Too much? Just pop two AAA batteries inside the base, fill the mug with your favorite hot beverage, add your sweetener or creamer - or, hey! Maybe you just like a nice hot cup of cocoa! Any way, press the button on the handle and whirr your drink into a perfect blend. No more sandy sugar in the last dregs of your drink, and no more spoons!
Urban Shelf
Whether you're in a dorm room, a first apartment, or a starter home, we know you've experienced life in a small space. (And how that small space gets even smaller once our board game collection moves in... and the bookcases get stocked...) All we need is a tiny shelf next to our bed to hold our e-reader, phone, and glasses. It would be awesome if this shelf also held our cords up so we have to stop fishing them out from behind the bed. Is that too much to ask? Urban Shelf is the smart foldable shelf specially designed for small spaces. No assembly is required: just unfold Urban Shelf and slide one end under your mattress or sofa cushion. Voila! You have a sturdy side table that will hold over four times its own weight. Two cord holders keep your charging cables right where you want them while a lip on the edge keeps items from rolling off. Perfect for small spaces, kid's rooms, and even travel, Urban Shelf is as easy to use as it is useful. Product Specifications Smart foldable shelf for small spaces No assembly required: just unfold and slide under a mattress Holds over 4x its own weight Edge lip keeps items from rolling off 2 cord holders to wrangle your charging cables Durable hinges won't break Folds flat, only 1/2" thick Designed and made in the USA Usable surface dimensions: 6.5" x 9.25" Weight: 1 lb
Star Wars ROCKS Poster
Cantina bands are so old timey. Nobody wants to go to some hole in the wall and hear a clarinet when they can rock out with the bunned princess herself. This poster features all your favorite Star Wars characters in a rock band: Leia on lead vocals, Han, Luke, and Vader on guitars, and Chewie on the drums. Oh, and C3PO, probably freaking out whenever he has a keyboard solo. Product Specifications Poster featuring a rock band of Star Wars characters Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Vader, and more! You know you've always wanted to see Vader throw the horns Dimensions: 22" x 34" Illustrated by Hugh Fleming
Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi. It's curious, then, that the Big Red Button™ doesn't appear in your home or office! Wouldn't it be great to have one of those buttons, even if pressing it doesn't warn the sentries that the world-killer virus has escaped containment? What about your light-switch? Isn't that little flippy-lever overdue for a makeover? Sure it is, otherwise, you wouldn't have read this far! What we're offering is a wired replacement for your light-switch. Just turn off the breakers, pull out the light-switch and replace it with this one. It's a wire-for-wire swap, so it should be easy. Please be safe, though, and double - nay - TRIPLE CHECK that the breakers were switched before doing any home wiring. When you're done, you've got a Big Red Button™ that, when slapped, will turn on and off your lights. Also, if you just want to dim your lights and your computer voice-activation phrase isn't recognized by your home-automation equipment, your new Big Red Button™ also acts as a dimmer. Instead of smacking it, a gentle turn will lower the illumination to a level suitable for alien seduction. Features US Light-switch replacement kit 2 3/4" by 4 1/4" brushed aluminum wall plate and large red dimmer switch Not suitable for fighter ejection panels, nuclear rod extraction, or fire suppression systems Let's be serious here: Please use caution when performing any electrical work in your house Make sure you trip the breaker to your outlet to the off position before attempting to replace your switch
iPad Chef Sleeves
A modern chef can cook without a recipe, having an intimate knowledge of ingredients, flavors, and their relationships to each other. For the rest of us, we need cookbooks. Giant comprehensive lists of delicious foods, and their assembly instructions, but who wants words printed on dead trees anymore? Glossy photos, full motion video, reviews, and social voting makes digital recipe collections ideal for cooking. So, instead of big heavy books, you should keep your recipes on your tablet computer. The drawback to this approach is one of mess. Tablets aren't cheap, and they're easy to break with all the goop that tends to fling, fly, splat, spill and spread during the cooking process. Finely ground flour can easily find its way into any seam, liquids can ooze their way behinds screens, and can short out the sensitive electronics inside, and protein chains can coagulate behind buttons making them sticky and unresponsive. Basically, cooking and tablets don't mix. Until now. A simple application of a special sealable plastic bag keeps the capacitive property of touchscreens working, while completely protecting your tablet from all the mess and potential catastrophic damage. The Chef Sleeve fits any iPad, iPad 2, or other similarly sized tablet. Gone are the days of washing cake batter from your fingers and meticulously drying them before scrolling the recipe while mixing cupcakes. Past is the time when you had to clean the dried and caked-on egg-whites from your tablet's screen and buttons when whipping up a merengue. No more will you have to worry about an accidental molten sugar spill on your Galaxy Tab 10.1 when trying to make homemade peanut brittle. Features Clear plastic sleeves protect your tablets from spills 25 sleeves in each pack, though each is reusable multiple times Touchscreen sensitivity of your tablet unaffected! Designed for iPad, and iPad 2 Works with Galaxy Tab 10.1 and similarly sized tablets Packaging also doubles as simple tablet stand for easy recipe visibility
DC Comics Pint Glass
We weren't quite sure what to think of the announcement that DC was going to reboot. But now that we've gotten our monkey paws on a few and done some reading, some of us are getting into it. (The rest will happily remain comic grognards.) If you never got into comic books as a wee geek, there's no better time than now to hop in. The pool is fresh and new! And if you find yourself thirsty while reading, we have a solution. These glasses seem like your typical 16 ounce glass, except they are emblazoned with amazing artwork featuring some of your favorite DC superheroes. Somehow, when Wonder Woman is on the side of your glass, everything in it just tastes better. Product Specifications Pint glasses featuring artwork from the DC universe Choose: Justice League, Batman, Wonder Woman Everything in these glasses tastes 100% more super Capacity: 16 fluid ounces (1 pint) Dimensions: 6" (15 cm) tall
Game of Thrones The North Remembers Poster
What kinds of things does the North remember? Lots. Unfortunately, we can't list them off here because we don't want to spoil anyone who hasn't caught up on their reading. The Starks and their bannermen always remember that Winter is Coming. Whether it's preparing for years of ice and cold or preparing to be betrayed by people you trusted, bloody times are always ahead. This poster features a bloodied dire wolf head on a gray background with the text "The North Remembers." Product Specifications Bloodied dire wolf head on a gray background For fans of House Stark and Game of Thrones Dimensions: 24" x 36"
Tiki Tissue Box
Cold & flu season sounds so horrible. Full of memories of those days spent in bed with a fever, chills, cough, and sniffles. Yuck. Who wants that? About the only bright side to being home sick is getting to play lots of video games (assuming the glow of the TV doesn't give you a headache). But what if you got this Tiki Tissue Box and called it Polynesian season? Wouldn't that be more cheerful? "Sorry Lumbergh, it's Polynesian season and I didn't get my BBQ pork shot, so I'll be at home for a few days. All my unfinished TPS reports are on my desk." Just pop your standard, boring tissue box into this Tiki container and let the mucus party begin! Product Specifications Big ol' Moai to hold your tissues Textured resin face with a big honkin' nose Fits a standard sized rectangular tissue box Please provide your own tissues and mucus
Capcom Wall Decals
Doctor Wily is at it again - he's rebuilding his army of evil cyborgs and is threatening the world once again. It's up to Mega Man to defeat the hoards of metal monsters with his Plasma Buster. Wave after wave of robots are thrown at Mega Man in an attempt to defeat him, but his human heart and iron hide are unstoppable! Capcom's iconic game Mega Man washed ashore in the USA on the original NES. It's mere 8-bits were more than enough to create an incredibly deep and satisfying game which has endured through many iterations including soccer games, and board games. It's even lived through more than a dozen different platforms, and even several anime and manga series making Mega Man one of the most successful video-game franchises ever. Now you're no longer limited to having to have electrons coursing through video-game consoles to enjoy Mega Man! All you need is a flat surface, and a sheet of wall decals! This set of wall decals lets you send Mega Man through a gauntlet of Doctor Wily's cyborgs in any arrangement you like. The Re-Stik™ vinyl material lets you place up to 25 decals, and adjust or move them as much as you want without loss of stickiness, and without leaving residue on your walls. Now you can stage your own battles in your dorm, in your bedroom, on the back of your laptop, or, if you're lucky like us, on your office wall!
Laboratory Beaker Mug
If you're awesome, you know that coffee's heavenly taste comes from a perfect balance of acids - aliphatic, chlorogenic, and alicyclic carboxylic acids and phenolic acids, and sweet roasted carbohydrates in the form of mono and polysaccharides and sucrose, and alkaloids. Hundreds of different individual chemicals! The combinations of which depend mostly on the roast, skill of the roaster, and even the kind of brewing pot you use. The bottom line is, your coffee mug is full of chemistry, so why are you sipping your bitter black brew from a simple and boring ceramic mug? Where's your science, man? Step up to the big leagues, and drink deeply from your very own laboratory beaker! The glass handle keeps your dainty fingers from burning, while the graduated markings on the side proclaim this to be a vessel of science. Not vessel as in starship, you know - vessel as in container... but why wax synonymic when I could be making a second cup of coffee? Features Borosilicate glass laboratory beaker Strong glass handle 400ml perfect for coffee 1000mL holds two-and-a-half beers Microwave safe and dishwasher safe
Surviving The Zombie Outbreak Mini Calendar
There's no telling when the undead will rise to consume us all. It's coming any day now, and we at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ are prepared. Are you? With this calendar, every day is Zombie Preparedness Day. And it helps remind you to celebrate any day when the maws of the eternally hungry are not at your doorstep! This monthly mini-calendar is filled with images of the ravenous horde paired with survival tips, information on anti-zombie weapons, and all sorts of things that will help when the End Times come. A must-have for apocalypse geeks and everyone who doesn't want to be a snack. Product Specifications 2013 monthly calendar of doom Survival tips and advice Weapon write-ups -- great for RPG players 7" x 7"
Ferrofluid Magnetic Display
Ever find something that is so simple, but so fun that you lose track of time? That's how we feel about the CZ Ferrofluid Magnetic Display. At first, we were like, meh. Magnets in a bottle? Then we got our hands on it and it was already 6 o'clock and we hadn't done any of our work. Oops. Neato facts about ferrofluid: It's a portmanteau (ferromagnetic + fluid). Did you know that even though portmanteau comes from French, the French call a portmanteau a mot-valise? Trufax. Ferrofluid is a colloidal liquid made of particles less than 10 nanometers in diameter. When subjected to a magnetic field, the nanoparticles form regular patterns of peaks and valleys. In electronics, ferrofluids are used to form liquid seals, like to prevent debris from getting into a hard drive. Cancer researchers use ferrofluids in an experimental treatment called magnetic hyperthermia. Inspired by the ferrofluid art project "Protrude, Flow" by Japanese artist Sachiko Kodama, Concept Zero has created ferrofluid art pieces for the general public. Each glass bottle contains 2 ounces of a top secret solution (mostly water, plus some secret ingredients) and a generous glob of ferrofluid. Use the included magnets to move the fluid around. Simple to use, but so much fun! Product Specifications WARNING: Keep away from children. Do not put magnets in mouth or nose. Swallowed magnets can stick to intestines causing serious injury or death. Seek immediate medical attention if magnets are swallowed or inhaled. For ages 17+, not a toy Desktop boredom buster for science-based amusements Use the magnets to move the ferrofluid around and observe its behavior Utterly addictive! Will melt your brain with its awesomeness Materials: Glass bottle containing 2 oz. suspension liquid & ferrofluid, 1 large magnet, 1 small magnet Includes care & safety instructions Dimensions: 4" tall Hand-crafted in the USA
Telephoto Camera Lens Kitchen Timer
Ever notice how most of the food photography you see is taken via smartphone and usually doesn't come close to showing off the deliciousness of the dish? We say unless you've brought a portable photo studio and your DSLR, put down the iPhone and eat it while it's hot! Om nom nom. Photogs and phoodies foodies will want to get their hands on this fun and functional kitchen timer. Modeled to look just like a camera lens, you may accidentally throw this in your camera bag if you're not careful! Twist the lens to focus in on the time you'd like to cook your latest creation and the Telephoto Camera Lens Kitchen Timer will alert you when it's time for the photo finish. Product Specifications Kitchen timer looks just like a camera lens A gift for the photog-foodie in your life Counts down for up to one hour (60 minutes) Love your timer: Wipe with a damp cloth if it gets splattered with foodstuff. Dimensions: 3.25" x 2.5"
LED Faucet Lights
Tired of that same old monotonous water? Bored with water that doesn't look like futuristic alien mouthwash? Need to make your midnight bathroom appointments more exhilarating? Then you need to get the LED faucet light attachment from ThinkGeek. You can turn any faucet in your home into a streaming fantasia of techie-bliss in just minutes. How does it work? Just attach to the end of your faucet (universal adapters included), and when the water flows through the magic chamber, it simply turns on the LED array and illuminates the stream with soothingly powerful hues. But wait, there's more! Not only does your water light up, but the color light changes with the water's temperature. When the water is cold, you see BLUE LED's until the water temperature hits 89 degrees after which the LEDs turn RED (now with a brushed chrome finish)! Here's what you get: Chamber with LEDs Batteries pre-installed plus a set of spare batteries (uses LR44 watch batteries) Instruction Sheet Two universal adapters included. (fits most standard faucets in USA. Not recommended for faucets outside of the USA.) Dimensions: 2.25" tall, 1.25" diameter.
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back Mug
You need to make a statement in your office. And that statement is "Don't Mess With My Caffeine." If you leave your mug to dry by the sink, you don't want any fool from HR picking it up and using it for their namby-pamby green tea. No way. Your black mug is used for black coffee. Black like your Sith heart. This mug will delight young and old fans of Star Wars. Featuring a movie illustration from The Empire Strikes Back (the best movie in the series - just sayin'), Darth Vader looms large. But don't worry, all your other favorites are there: Leia, Luke, Han Solo, R2-D2, C-3PO, Lando Calrissian, and a handful of Stormtroopers. Use it to make a statement in your break room.
Geek Magnetic Poetry Kit
Do the letters USB, PHP, and IEEE mean anything to you? From the folks that brought you Magnetic Poetry comes the GEEK edition! Now that innuendo-laden poetry on your fridge can have a geeky bent to it. (Yes, we read your fridge. And stole your last soda. Sorry 'bout that.) But seriously, when you're standing around in the kitchen waiting for your ramen to spin around in the microwave, you need something to do with your monkey paws and brain and to keep them occupied. Why not create epic stanzas of epicness? Quest for the perfect quatrain! Get iambic on some pentameter! We're going to give you our Best Ever Tip for managing Magnetic Poetry, so listen up. When you're taking it out of the box, breaking apart the individual words and admiring all the amazing geeky vocabulary you'll get to play with, organize them! If you're super OCD, you could do alphabetic order, but our favorite method is to pull out all the pronouns, prepositions, and conjunctions and place them on the edge of the fridge in their own area. That way, when you're trying to write "his galactic empire" you don't spend an eternity searching for "his." (And really, what would be wrong with HER galactic empire, eh?) The box for Geek Magnetic Poetry says that you can create "terabytes of geek inspired poetry without so much as a keystroke." Ummm... okay, we'll just let that one slide. Unless YOUR fridge stores data. In which case, shoot us your address, we're coming over. Product Specifications For Ages 8 and Up WARNING: Small Parts - Not intended for children under 3 years of age Embrace your geek muse with magnetic poetry 200 words, including everything geeky you can dream of Stick to fridge, locker, (some) whiteboards, or any steel surface Great entertainment while stuck in the kitchen waiting for food Do not eat magnets. Perforated toilet paper is awesome. Perforated intestine, no so much.
H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
Candles have been used for hundreds of years to spread light where there was dark, not just because no one had invented electricity yet, but because they were so beautiful. And ever since about 10 minutes after the first candle was created, the first candle-lit romantic mood was created. But regular candles are boring. Time to play with some liquid density and cooking ingredients (also romantic) and put an H2O Instant Water Candle Kit or few to good use. Ok, so first you get a jar or vase or something (something glass with a wide mouth). Fill it 3/4 full of water, and mix in some coloring for . . . well, color. Drop in any other crap you want in the jar for to make it more beautiful. Add a centimeter layer of cooking oil on top of that water, and gently float a wick (which you already inserted into a floater) on the water. Then light it. It will burn off the cooking oil (since said oil will be floating on top of the water), and look gorgeous. By using some H2O Instant Water Candle Kits, you will have unique candles that won't drip wax all over the place. Oh, and, if the candle gets knocked over by accident, the water will extinguish the flames. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - a simple, science-y, exquisite way to add some beauty to your world. Please Note: You'll need to supply your own vase/jar, water decorations (rocks, etc), water, and oil. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit Just add water, cooking oil, and a jar (or vase) to make a beautifully unique candle. Fire not included, either. Non toxic, but that doesn't mean you should drink it. Colors: Blue, Green, and Red. Includes: 3 floaters, 18 wicks, and 20g (0.71oz) of coloring). Package Dimensions: approx. 2.75" x 5.5" x 0.75"
Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray
You're at an Aperture Science reunion party that GLaDOS is throwing; it's just you and a bunch of robots, a total circuit-fest. There's no food or drinks and nobody is talking to anyone, at least in any audible language you can understand. So, it's basically a silent gathering of robots and you're standing alone in the corner. You found yourself some water, which was surprisingly difficult, but it's warm. Hot, actually, because it came from a cooling tank for the incinerator. The incinerator reminds you of your old friend Companion Cube. While you're reminiscing, GLaDOS calls out and says she has a surprise for you. She leads you to the freezer and shows you something that brings a tear to your eyes: a tray of Companion Ice Cubes. Your drink won't scald you any longer and you finally have a friend at the party. Product Specifications Ice cube tray makes tiny, icy Companion Cubes Note: Ice burninates very quickly. Keep ice away from fire. Each tray makes 10 Companion Cube ice cubes Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Material: Food-safe silicone rubber Dimensions: 10.75" x 4.5" x 1.5"
Star Wars Darth Vader Cookie Jar
It makes so much sense. Cookies are evil for diets. Darth Vader is evil. Darth Vader is made of cookies. We don't know how we didn't make the connection earlier. We're sure that it's just a fact that George Lucas didn't want to include in the movies. Or maybe he did and the National Cookie Lobbyists forced him to take it out. We're depending on you, geek friends. Find that alternate footage of Darth Vader getting injured and leaking chocolate chips and sprinkles. This cookie jar is shaped like everyone's favorite Sith Lord. It's a full figure sculpt (different from a full-figured sculpt, which we suppose they'd do for Jabba), complete with light saber. The jar separates at the shoulders for easy access to Vader's delicious cookie insides. Of course, you'll have to keep replenishing the cookie supply yourself. We may have a direct line to the Dark Side, but they haven't yet given us access to the cookie materializer. Product Specifications Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Cookie jar shaped like your favorite Sith Lord, Darth Vader Separates at the shoulders for cookie access Made of sculpted ceramic and perfect to the last detail Approximately 11" x 6.5" x 13"
Garden Zombie
Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government "rage" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called "domesticated" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he "rises" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!
Lord of the Rings Etched Bar-Ware
The problem with the majority of collectible glassware is that most companies just print things on the outside of the glass. This looks all fine and good for a while, but if you're using the glass frequently, one day you're going to realize that Wonder Woman no longer has a midsection or that Yoda's face is blurred like he's in the witness protection program. Or if you're REALLY lucky, the fast food establishment where you procured your special glasses will issue a recall because they're full of cadmium, which happens to be completely unrelated to Cadbury chocolate in a quite deadly way. Etched glasses, such as these fine ale-toting types, are clearly THE WIN when it comes to collectible glassware. Because the artwork is etched directly into the glass, the wear-and-tear of normal use will not affect them like their poorly-painted brethren. Also, unless you go breaking them up and chewing them, they're completely safe and will never be recalled. Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Now you just need to choose your favorite tavern: are you a Prancing Pony or Green Dragon type? Product Specifications Serve your favorite brew in glassware inspired by The Hobbit Etched design won't flake off like painted glass - lasts forever! Two designs: The Prancing Pony: "Pouring the best beer in Bree" The Green Dragon: "Serving Bywater's finest ale" Two sizes: 16 oz pint (2 pint glasses per set) 25 oz stein (includes integrated handle at no extra charge)
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. "Glow in the dark TP?" we said, arching an eyebrow. "Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!
Domo Blanket
Ever have one of those days when you just want to crawl in a hole and hibernate for a couple weeks until something blows over in your work or personal life? What you need is a little perspective, a hot beverage, a hug, and a super soft blankie to wrap yourself in while you watch something awesome on TV. Introducing Domo-kun, in super soft fleece blanket form. Domo's here to chomp you be soft and snuggly, chew you up keep you warm, and swallow you whole make all the bad things of the day melt away. He's perfect for a throw blanket in the living room or an extra layer of snuggles in bed, especially if you share your bed with a blanket-hogging monster. Product Specifications Wrap yourself in (or be eaten by) Domo-kun! Super soft and snuggly fleece throw Materials: 100% polyester Dimensions: 50" x 60" Yes, it is machine-washable!
Welcome In Binary Floor/Door Mat
This stylish looking mat is really just the phrase 'welcome' encoded in binary. So, in a way, it's a dual purpose device. Your UPS delivery guy is going to think it's just a cool, funky, retro pattern. And he'll be right. But your uncle from NASA will see that pattern as a collection of seven other patterns at which point he'll quickly decode the message, chuckle, and slap the knocker on your door. Includes one Polypropylene surface, vinyl backed entrance mat with binary encoding of 'Welcome' with raised printing. Dimensions: 2' x 3'. Extremely hardy! This floor/door mat is a densely needle punched, polypropylene carpet mat that combines durability with attractive appearance. The high low surface pattern promotes aggressive cleaning action while its rugged vinyl backing provides skid resistant traction. A great mat for stopping dirt and moisture at the door and promoting cleaner, safer interior floors. Ideal for use indoors or outside and built to handle heavy traffic! Easy to keep clean by sweeping, vacuuming or spraying with an ordinary garden hose.
Hot Rod Heated Travel Mug
Your morning routine probably includes coffee, and a daily commute. You take great pains to make sure your coffee is rich and delicious, and, most importantly, hot. So when it comes to taking your travel mug full of hot coffee with you for your trip to work, what happens? You guessed it. The coffee gets cold before you really get a chance to enjoy it. Most travel mugs, you see, do a very bad job at actually insulating, and bleed out heat faster than an airlock blows out atmosphere. You need supplemental heat to maintain temperature, as well as the ability to actually monitor just how hot or cold your brew has become before you put your lips to the rim. This coffee mug evokes a nostalgic feeling that comes with 60's hot rod muscle cars. With a glossy candy-shell exterior, chrome accents, and beautiful analog gauges and switches, these mugs look fast just standing still. With the included DC adapter, you can plug your mug right into your car's cigarette lighter 12v outlet, and maintain your coffee's optimum temperature. Your coffee will stay nice and hot, and it'll look good doing it, too. Features Thermally insulated travel mug 12v DC adapter keeps your beverage hot Analog temperature gauge and on/off toggle switch LED Power indicator Nonskid rubberized base Candy apple red, or midnight glossy black Holds 8 ounces
8-Bit Flower Bouquet
We raced across the finest retro gaming platformers to pluck these choice posies for your pixel-based enjoyment. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet is guaranteed to never wilt and is the perfect gift for the old-skool girl gamer in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet looks great standing on a table or hanging on a wall and reminds everyone that our entire reality is only a highly detailed video game being played by omnipotent beings from the 4th dimension. Product Features Pixelated flowers make the perfect gift for your 8-bit Princess Never needs watering 3-D construction with 3 layers of depth Includes folding stand for solo display Holes in back for wall mounting Stands 13" high
Stainless Steel Carabiner Mug
When the Fellowship was attempting to escape the horrors of Moria, Gandalf slowed and confronted the Balrog on the bridge at Khazad-džm, giving his troupe a few blessed moments to escape the burning titan's flaming fury. What isn't known to all, however, is that Gandalf was hoping to escape, himself! He was slowed because he hadn't had his usual morning victuals of coffee and donuts. Coffee, when diving into a subterranean hell, is fraught with problems - the least of which is how to drink it! Ceramic mugs break easily against sharp stones, and skins impart a foul formaldehyde flavor to your brew. If Gandalf only had a sturdy, perhaps metal, vessel from which to drink his morning pick-me-up, who knows what could have happened? Maybe he would have escaped the Balrog. He could have given the Fellowship advanced warning of the Uruk-hai hunting them. He may have been able to successfully hold the tenuous bonds of the Fellowship together so that Merry and Pippin wouldn't have been kidnapped. He could have escorted them through the Black Gates themselves, laid waste to the hordes blocking them from Mount Doom, and destroyed the ring before Saruman could have raised his army. None of which happened because he missed a single cup of coffee. Why would you do that to yourself? Get yourself this stainless-steel mug with a carabiner handle, so you can clip your favorite caffeine delivery vessel to your belt-loop, and always have it handy.
Doctor Who Sticky Notes
And that's why you should buy a bunch of these Doctor Who Sticky Notes. Six different sticky note pads with over 300 sticky notes altogether! Also on different planets. We know you'll think of loads of uses for all these - perhaps leaving a special note for a little girl in a museum? Read on to learn more about what you get inside each pack of Doctor Who Sticky Notes. But promise us - no spoilers! One little book opens to reveal a bunch of fun Doctor Who Sticky Notes. The Doctor loves leaving messages for people in many different time zones, time periods, and dimensions. You'll get 4 little Dalek pads (good for one word commands or just menacing your coworkers), one TARDIS pad (for timely notes), and one we're calling the Doctor To Do List (for making sure you're in the proper time and dimension). Guess what? We have a fun new Doctor Who office product for you! Please Note: The sentences in the above product description for the Doctor Who Sticky Notes will appear in the proper order if you are a time traveler - if not, they will seem to be jumbled up and confusing. Carry on. Doctor Who Sticky Notes Six different sticky note pads for keeping track of all your time travelling ways. Over 300 sticky notes in all. Sticky Note Roll Call: 4 Dalek Pads (Black, Yellow, Blue, Red), 1 TARDIS Pad, and 1 Doctor To Do List. Dimensions: varies: 1.5" x 0.75" (Dalek) to approx. 4" x 3" (Doctor To Do List).
Verbarius Digitless Clock
Learning a new language is best when you can immerse yourself in it. That's how we learn our first language and it's the fastest way to learn your second, or third, or fourth. But if you're just trying to get by for a vacation or business trip, learning your numbers is the most valuable thing you can master. You'll be able to handle your money, get on the right train, and understand when people give you directions. Huzzah! Verbarius is a digitless clock. It tells time through the use of words rather than numbers. Instead of seeing "2:30," your Verbarius will say: "Half past two", "Two thirty", or one of many other ways to say a increment of time. It comes preloaded with English, German, Spanish, French, and Russian, but if you connect your Verbarius to the manufacturer's website, you can download over a dozen other languages from Esperanto to Welsh. Product Specifications Digital clock can tell time without digits! Great for learning your numbers and time-telling in a new language Comes with five preloaded languages: English, German, Spanish, French and Russian Additional languages are available for download (instructions in the box!): Belarusian, Dutch, Esperanto, Estonian, Finnish, German (Bern), Hungarian, Italian, Lettish, Portuguese (Brazil), Portuguese (Portugal), Slovenian, Swedish, Tatar, Turkish, Ukranian, Welsh, with more being added! LCD screen behind midnight tinted glass USB port is on the back of the clock Power source of 110/220v, backup battery in case of power failure Package includes: Clock, power cord, USB connector, CR2032 battery, 512 MB SD card (to store language data) Dimensions: 7.9″×2.8″×1.7″
Battlestar Galactica Top Gun Beer Stein
Kara "Starbuck" Thrace is possibly the best Viper jock out there. Using her old Mk. II Viper, she can fly circles around any Mk. VII. Frak, if you give her a Mk. II Viper and four bullets, she'd shoot down eight raiders and still have two bullets left. See, it's not the Viper that makes a pilot great - it's nerve. It takes nerve to play cat-n-mouse with a Raider that's already taken down several vipers in an ore-rich asteroid field only to give the kill to a rival. It takes nerve to crash-land two interlocked vipers into Galactica's landing bay that's closing microns before the she jumps. It takes nerve and balls the size of Picon to dive headfirst into a vortex with no expectation of survival. If you think you could give Starbuck a run for her money, maybe it's time to claim the Top Gun Beer Stein for yourself. This hefty trophy is reserved only for Galactica's top gun Viper pilot and bears the names of those who held the honor before you, including Starbuck and Kat. The 1:1 scale replica stands 9 inches tall and 4.75" wide at the base. Fill it with beer, coffee, or delicious Ambrosia and toast your fellow Viper jocks. Product Specifications High quality, kiln-baked ceramic beer stein for fans of Battlestar Galactica 1:1 scale replica of the Top Gun stein from the show Includes the phoenix emblem on the underside of the cast-metal lid Hefty and substantial, and holds a ton of brew Lists the pilots who achieved Top Gun status Holds 24 ounces of liquid (about two beers' worth!) Tested for food safety and passed with flying colors Dimensions: 9" tall x 4.75" wide at the base Love your stein: Hand wash to protect the hand-painted details
File Folders with Attitude
No matter how hi tech your office is, there will always (it seems) be a never ending supply of paper. Papers you have to fill out. Papers you have to copy and distribute. Papers you have to print, sign, and then save. All these papers have to go somewhere, and that somewhere is normally file folders. But file folders are boring. Normally the only exciting thing about them is the little label on the top (and even those, truth be told, are pretty dull). Well, enough, we say, of boring folders. Enough carrying around papers in plain manila with no personality or clue to what's inside. Time to start advertising the contents for what they are! Each of these file folders has the same attitude problem as you, and they are a great way to nonviolently advertise that attitude. There are three different styles (and you get 2 of each): Useless documents to provide appearance of importance in meetings, Papers to shuffle endlessly thereby accomplishing nothing, and Stuff to hide from boss, spouse, or otherwise nosy individual. No one will question what's inside for fear of even more attitude thrown their way. These folders tell everyone who reads them to sit down and shut up. And that's the way it should be. Each pack comes with 6 regulation-sized file folders (2 of each style).
Origami Colander
The problem with most food is that it either grows out of dirt, or it poops. Sorry to be so graphic, but it's true. Whether your food is of the dirt-growing variety or excretes solid waste, you're going to want to make sure it's clean before you eat it. Back in olden times, you know - before the XBox - ancient man would rinse their food in the local stream (ignoring what Grog was doing in the stream just a few feet away). They would hold as much broccoli in their hands as they could. Back then, ridiculously huge hands was a good survival trait as you could wash more produce at one go. Now we've got colanders - bowls with holes drilled in them - that can hold a bunch of veggies at once, and let the water drain out. Due to their geometry, colanders take up a lot of space in your kitchen cabinet. Sure, you can find ways to store them so that they take up less space - try wearing it as a hat! I'd rather use a colander that folds. Yeah, you heard right - this colander folds! Dishwasher safe, hacker black and awesome - evolve and wash your veggies.
Bazinga Pint Glass
Sheldon: You've got the brilliant Sheldon Cooper in your lab and are going to ask him to do the dishes? That's like asking the Incredible Hulk to open a pickle jar. This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan. Amy: Soap spots. Wash them again. Just because you have two doctorates doesn't mean you are exempt from doing things like washing dishes. It's just a fact of life. Besides, the chances that you have a doctorate and can afford a live-in maid are pretty slim. (Oh, the price we pay for being nerds!) Our solution? Buy more dishes. This puts off the inevitable task of washing the dishes for longer and encourages you to get creative stacking the dirty dishes within the sink. You can also play a game of willpower chicken with your spouse, partner, or roommates. Who will cave and wash the dirty stack first? (Certainly not us!) This Bazinga pint glass features The Big Bang Theory logo on one side and Sheldon's catchphrase "BAZINGA!" on the other. Product Specifications Double-sided printed pint glass for fans of The Big Bang Theory BAZINGA on one side, TBBT logo on the other Officially licensed Big Bang Theory collectible Holds 16 ounces of your favorite beverage Love your glass: Hand-wash for longest artwork life
Labcutter Science Cookie Cutters
Cooking is a very analogue experience. A handfull of this, a pinch of that, blend until it's just so... there's no precision anywhere! That is, until you start baking! Baking is all about chemistry. Balance is key - balancing acids and bases, balancing structure and tenderness, balancing sweet and salty. In all things baking, you need a chemist's approach. This is particularly true of cookies. You can use the protein in eggs for structure, and the fat in the yolks for a nice fatty mouthfeel. Sugar can also be used for structure and sweetness, but if you use powdered sugar, expect flatter thin chewy cookies. If you go with brown sugar, you may need to balance the added acidity with baking soda. And salt. Never ever forget the salt. Even in a sweet sugar cookie, forgetting salt leads to a bland cookie. What you may not know is that shape lends more to the enjoyment of a good cookie than you think. Presentation helps you feel more satisfied when it's appealing. If you're a scientist, these shapes will draw you in immediately! Erlenmeyer flasks, test-tubes, beakers and the stylized electron-cloud atomic structure cookie cutters in this set make your cookies reflect the science with which they were made. No truly scientific baker would ever go without a set of these cookie cutters!
Bubble Wrap Suit
We had a dream: a dream of space travel, of living amongst all the aliens in the universe. Of course, were were mocked when we started wearing the bubble wrap suits. They thought we looked ridiculous. But who's laughing now? We are! (And we're flying through outer space while doing it, so our mockers looks very, very small.) Of course, there's always a jokester on board who decides it would be hilarious to pop all the bubbles in someone's suit. Listen, we know it's totally fun to do that, but now we have to buy a whole new suit for the big meeting with the aliens regarding a certain planet. They won't think we're cool if all our bubbles are popped. We can't break the ice at the interstellar mixer if there's nothing to pop! Product Specifications Bubble Wrap Suit for cosplay or everyday Inspired by the infamous space travel suit from the movie "Dude, Where's My Car?" Only functional if used in conjunction with the word 'Zoltan". Recommended use with the 'Z' hand symbol as well. Elastic band waist on pants, hook and loop closure on jacket One size fits most adults: Chest (measure under armpits): 46" Waist (elastic band): 26" - 40" Inseam (crotch to floor): 30"
Cyber Clean Electronics Cleaning Putty
Computer keyboards, cell phones, digital cameras, they all attract dust and dirt like a magnet. We try to look the other way as our newfangled gadgets get dirtier and dirtier. After all... water and electronics aren't exactly good pals when it comes to washing. But now that we've discovered Cyber Clean Electronics Cleaning Putty our gadgets and peripherals can look like new in seconds. Just smoosh the Cyber Clean putty into the cracks of your keyboard (for example) then peel it off. Instantly it picks up dirt and grime and is ready to go back for more.
Golden Limited Edition Star Trek Pizza Cutter
Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially licensed Star Trek collectible is everything you hoped it would be. Laser etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or precision pizza slicing. You'll find that the prime mission of the Enterprise has become very pizza centric. You loved our chrome-plated pizza cutter so much, we thought we'd up the fancy and offer this limited edition, 24 carat gold-plated Enterprise for the holidays. It's an amazing gift for any Star Trek fan and comes in a beautiful padded gift box. Only 1701 of these have been made and each features a number etched into the blade. Own a little piece of history about the future! Product Features Metal pizza cutter in the form of the famous Enterprise NCC-1701 Limited edition: Only 1701 made, each is numbered Laser etched stainless steel blade with REAL 24-carat gold plated body Designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek EXCLUSIVE - Only Available at ThinkGeek Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Blade diameter: 4" Total length including blade: 8.5" Weight: 277 grams Hand wash only
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting. The Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug is here to remind you that filling up on health is easy for you. You don't need to adventure to find pieces of heart. You just walk up to the Caffeinated Potion Machine and pour yourself a fresh cup of wake-me-up. Done and done. Watch as the heat-sensitive ink turns the sad black heart into a healthy, full red one. Now you're ready to tackle the Big Boss. (Just don't stomp on his head like last time, okay?) Product Specifications Fill with a hot beverage to fill your red heart of health Image made of thermo-graphic inks that react to heat As beverage cools, the heart goes back to low-life (mostly black) Holds 12.8 ounces of your life-inducing hot beverage of choice Materials: Porcelain Dimensions: 3.8" x 3.2" x 5" Important: Hand-wash only, do not microwave. Heat-changing ink cannot withstand heat beyond the level of a cup of tea or coffee.
AmmoMug
Sipping your morning pick-me-up from a tiny spent cartridge round has three things going against it. One - it's ridiculous. I mean, it's hardly big enough to hold even a ristretto short pull of espresso. Two - the taste of spent gunpowder is unpleasant next to the dark roasty richness of coffee. Three - why the heck are we even talking about this? Who's gonna drink out of a bullet? You are, that's who! We found these cool thermally insulated double-walled stainless steel coffee mugs recently, and just had to share them with you guys. Made to look like a soft-point cartridge round, but big enough to hold a grande latte. Features Patented Design makes this travel mug Unique, Bold, and Fun to use. Styled as a Brass Soft-Point cartridge round. Constructed with double walls of stainless steel inside and out for maximum performance.Double walled technology means that this mug keeps beverages hot for 6 hours, and cold for 10 hours. Flip Top Cap seals the AmmOMug and further insulates the mug. Will hold up to 16 oz. of your favorite beverage and fits most standard car cupholders. Does not contain rubber or latex. BPA free Volume: 16 oz Hand wash; do not microwave
Tetris Animated Alarm Clock
We can remember it like it was yesterday. Summer time in high school pre-drivers license, pre-job, no spending money. What did we have to keep us occupied after sleeping in all morning? Our "old school" Nintendo and Tetris. We're talking hours of Tetris. Hours. Two-player tournaments until our thumbs were stiff and sore. Those good old days of sleeping in and playing video games for hours are long gone, but that doesn't mean you can't still get your fix of Tetris every day. It just might not be on your Nintendo. Instead, you can wake up to this officially-licensed Tetris Alarm Clock and its Tetris theme song alarm. Watch the minutes tick by as Tetriminos pieces fall into place to form each new number as the minutes roll by. Product Specifications Has 12/24 hour clock options Features snooze function and backlit display Takes three AA batteries (included) Alarm alert is Tetris theme song Tetriminos-shaped buttons on front
Magnetter Key Hanger
In the realm of household organization, there's nothing simpler than a hook. They're good for keys, coats, and pirates. Come-on, who ever saw a pirate without a hook? By the way, if you ever ask a pirate why they always wear an eyepatch, they'll probably tell you - "...yar, first day with the hook..." Modern day pirates wouldn't replace a lopped-off hand with a hook, no sir. They would have gone high-tech. Imagine slapping a ten pound neodymium magnet to the end of their stumps! Well, maybe that's a bad idea. Those suckers would be hard to pull off of a cannonball, and you really want to be able to drop those before you fire them out of a cannon. Still, magnets of a certain size are useful. Tirelessly holding onto your keys, for example, with no visible means of support. It's almost magical! Take this plain sheet of polished wood for instance. Just touch your key ring to this board, and hidden magnets grasp your booty (your keys, sicko) and hold fast! Sleek and modern, they hold onto your keys without the potential for massive eye-trauma.
Hide-A-Way Personal Safe
You may not be in possession of the One Ring, but you're probably the proud owner of a few small trinkets that you'd like to keep away from prying eyes or sticky fingers. This is extra important if you live in a dorm, have roommates or children, or work in a large office building. Trust no one, as our friend Mulder once said. (Are we mixing LOTR and X-Files? You betcha!) The Hide-A-Way Personal Safe is just the right size to keep a few choice items secure. Use it in the office to lock up your wallet, keys, and gourmet snacks. Keep it in your dorm room to store your stash (of cash!). Put it in your bathroom to lock up your prescriptions to keep them away from your teenager's crazy friend. The Hide-A-Way Personal Safe locks with a key and can be mounted under a cabinet, on a wall, or just shoved under the bed. Either way, your stuff will remain YOUR stuff. Product Specifications Lock away your most precious items from prying eyes or sticky fingers Small personal safe with key to lock and unlock Perfect for keeping personal effects safe at work or in a dorm room Can also be used to lock up prescription medication Can be mounted under a cabinet or on a wall Get fancy and make a hole in your drywall to hide it behind a painting! Includes 2 serialized barrel keys Mounting hardware included Materials: Steel reinforced composite body construction Exterior Dimensions: 12" x 3 3/8" x 4.75" Interior Dimensions: 11 1/3" x 2 3/5" x 4" Weight: 3.35 lbs
Firefly Serenity Giant Wall Decal
Malcolm Reynolds: Good man. Solid, dependable, tight pants. He's a man of strong convictions, with a willingness to do just about anything to keep his people safe. After the disastrous battle at Serenity Valley, Malcolm pushed himself to find relevance in a new Alliance controlled 'verse. Realizing that, while one man can't make a difference to the whole of the Alliance, he can carve out a home for himself and go on about his business. He believed that, given a good ship and the right crew, a man could be fulfilled by living a quiet and simple life, doing honorable work for good wages, and be left alone. Boy, was he wrong. Still, he found his good crew, but more importantly, his good ship. A midbulk transport, ought-three K-six-four Firefly. Yessir, a ship like that will be with you 'til the day you die. You just had to step around the 廢物 'cause I think something was living there, before. It's a thing of beauty, majestic in it's own way. Sometimes, you can just sit and stare at it, and wonder at it. It represents Freedom. The freedom to come and go as you please. The freedom to make port in one place, move some goods, collect some coin, and move on to another. The freedom to fly. Unfortunately, you're not free to keep one of these things in your office or workspace - a Firefly transport weighs some 285,000 pounds, and is almost 270 feet long. Also, the outrigger turbine pods have a strong tendency to suck in people what stand too close to 'em. So your options are to enjoy the view from afar, or affix this wonderfully detailed vinyl representation onto your wall. This one, for instance, is 48 spectacular inches long, goes up easy and can easily be removed, or repositioned with no mess or residue on your wall. It's still a gorgeous piece of tech, and won't leak engine grease onto your carpeting. Also, it's a far sight cheaper. Features Vinyl wall cling - adheres to any flat surface Finely detailed, primary buffer panel and all 48 inches long A must for any Firefly or Serenity fan Goes up easily, comes down or moves just as easily Won't peel the paint off your walls, or leave sticky residue behind, so safe for anybody!
Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener
Imagine yourself in a diplomatic situation. There you are, emissary for the Federation to the Romulan Star Empire. Your duplicitous host offers you a bottle of his oldest and finest vintage of Ale. The greenish-blue liquor seems to glow with the promise of good times, laughter, and the feeling of brains bashed in and served on wheat toast in the morning. Being a properly trained Federation Officer, you know the ritual for the first pour: The bottle is offered to the guest, the guest inspects, approves and opens the bottle, and fills his host's glass. You dutifully take the cool bottle, and realize with horror that the cap is a pry-off, not a twist-off, and that you have no implement with which to open it. In a panic, you wonder if breaking your teeth would be considered bad-form. Your host's guarded smirk becomes a glower and a glare. Ambassadors are recalled, and soon you're left with fleets of starships poised at the border with photons loaded and phasers charged because you forgot a simple bottle opener. Way to go, ass. Next time, have one of these on hand. Handy and stunning, these chromed-out beauties do quick-work on bottles while still screaming Federation. They feel heavy in your hands, like a good phaser, so if diplomatic relations fail you, you can always chuck 'em at your hosts' heads as a weapon. Don't do that with the Klingons, though. They're more likely to laugh at you. Thick skulls, don't-you-see.
Googly Eye Clock
Time is fleeting. Time heals all wounds. Time is patient. Time is derpy. Wait, what? You read that right. Time can be a bit derpy, every now and again. Take 2:40PM, for example. Time seems to creep along slower than molasses. Then again, by the time it's 6:30, it all seems normal again. Weird, eh? Perhaps it's not Time that's derpy, but your clock. This clock, for example, uses little black discs instead of hands. Arranging them so that the left disc is the hour and the right disc is the minute, the "hands" look like little eyeballs! So, when it's 9:30, your clock appears to have been struck in the head by something heavy. Perhaps somebody threw an especially heavy muffin at your poor little clock? Features White clock with googly "eyes" for hands Eyes point to the hour and minute Dimensions: 6 7/8" x 3 5/16" x 2 7/16" Requires 2 AA batteries (not included)
First Cylon War Print
The first Cylon war, some forty years prior to humanity's eventual colonization on Earth1, the original robotic centurions rebelled against their human creators. We don't know if the bloody twelve-year war was over a need for self-determination, representation in the quorum, or just a tantrum because mom cancelled their WoW account. What we do know is the war was bloody and brutal. One only has to look at this beautiful lithograph of an original oil painting, commissioned by Universal Studios and hung on the wall in Admiral Adama's office, to see the truth of it. Hundreds of Colonial soldiers, in stunning detail, battle their fearsome metal automatons in a fierce ground war. This painting was painstakingly scanned in archival resolution, and reproduced on 22" by 17" 100-pound art-quality paper. Any Battlestar Galactica fan, new and old, can appreciate this fine piece of sci-fi artwork!
Metal Star Wars Posters
We go through several stages of decor as fanboys and fangirls. When we were teenagers, we ripped things straight out of magazines and taped them to the walls of our bedrooms. (We never used tacks; Mom would flip a lid.) Then in college, we graduated to posters held up with that blue sticky stuff that didn't always hold. After college, we tried to frame some of our posters, but it was only a slight improvement in their style. Now, we're big ol' grownups but we're still major Star Wars fans. How do we show our love of Star Wars in our grown-up abode without turning it Dorm Room Chic? With these metal movie posters, of course! We love these replica movie posters from Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. Reproduced and crafted in painted metal, the intentional distressing in the design gives them an authentic vintage look, perfect for any room in your home.
Periodic BeEr Glass
We're going to bet that you are currently not drinking beer because you're at work, and unlike ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which has a Beer Fairy), casual imbibing is frowned upon in your office. There, there. It's going to be okay. You know, we have job openings. Just sayin'. You know what makes us feel better? Learnin' stuff. So let's get to it. Despite what this glass suggests, your beer should not contain either beryllium or erbium. If it does, you need to seriously consider switching to another brewer. Carlsberg Brewery was the location of Søren Sorensen's work on the pH scale. "Skunked" beer is more properly termed "light-struck." When UV light hits beer, it kicks off a chemical reaction, breaking down the isohumulones and creating 3-methyl-2-butene-1-thiol. It's an organosulfur compound, the same thing a skunk sprays. Good for scaring off predators. Bad for beer. Beryllium and Erbium printed with their atomic properties in a 16 oz. pint glass.
Lightsaber Handle Flashlights
Let's face it. Some places are strong with the Dark Side and some places are just plain... dark. Whether you're a Jedi Master or a Sith Lord, there's always something in the darkness to be worried about. Sure, you're in touch with the Force. You can sense the presence of others, but really there's nothing like actually seeing what's in front of you. That's where our Star Wars Lightsaber Handle Flashlights come in handy. This officially licensed Star Wars collectible comes with 3 x AAA batteries. Both Vader and Anakin style hilts are available, though we think they ought to be called Vader and pre-Vader since they were both technically made by the same person. Either way, the Lightsaber Handle Flashlight will help you find your keys when the power goes out. Product Specifications Officially licensed Star Wars product Anakin or Vader Style hilts Uses 3 x AAA batteries (included) Pro Tip: Makes a great safety addition to your Padawan's Halloween costume
Fawkes and Codex Highland Sextasy Poster
Hey internet shopping masses! Do you like fine art? I know I do, though lately it's mostly it's the online multiple-polygon variety, and the occasional downloaded Bollywood musical. I do loves me some dazzling choreography. So, art? Great, right? I commissioned this guy I know that does van-art. Whipped this up for me real quick for my good buddy and bestest pal ever, Codex. We're inseparable. We're like peas in a pod, or conjoined twins without the connective tissue, or two of those really really strong magnets. Neodymium'd. Anyway, Codex was dating the leader of a rival guild, Fawkes, and I was completely 100% behind it. 110% percent, even! I was like Team Codex-Fawkes! Like Team Cawkes, or something. Except, it didn't quite work out. See, she was all, "I like your bad-boy attitude and rugged good looks," and he was all, "whatever, cupcake. You're like a research project to me," and she was all, "go blow it out your arrgh hole!" Great comeback, Codex! Really put Fawkes in his kilty place! So I had this seriously bitchin' painting made, because, you know - I'm uber-supportive, and would do anything for my bestest bud, Codex! I had to sell some blood to help pay for it, though. I'm feeling kinda lightheaded, so I had to put this painting up for sale to raise fundage. I auctioned off the original so I could buy my friendy-friend a sweet computer, but she really deserves a great machine for gaming so I'm selling poster versions too. Poster'd. You can get your own super high-quality print, 18 x 24, of Fawkes, enkilted and ensworded, standing boldly next to Codex all pale and bosomy. It's a really good likeness, I think. I'll send proceeds to Child's Play, benefitting sick kids in children's hospitals everywhere. So, open your sacks, everyone! And by sacks, I mean money sacks, 'cause MMORPGs typically have a sort-of renaissance motif where sacks carried your gold and silver, though personally I've only got copper, hence the excessive bloodletting. Do you think the tissue center'd take perspiration, 'cause I'm kinda dizzy and flop-sweaty at the moment... P.S. - Don't tell my guild master Vork. If he thinks I'm trying to raise money for the guild-hall, there'll be "hell to pay." I'm serious, I think I heard him say that there's a 20% "hell surcharge," or something. Usury'd.
FridgePad - Magnetic Refrigerator Mount for iPad
We're still waiting for starships and replicators. Alas, this means we're stuck in Sector 001 with only the supplies in our kitchen and our culinary skills to survive. The good news is that technology is already helping out in the kitchen. With the addition of the iPad to our families, we've been able to access millions of recipes from around the intertubes, bringing new flavors to our previously bored taste buds. But we want to be sure our Precious is protected while in this land of gooey egg yolks, greasy peanut oil, and powdery sugar. In comes FridgePad, ready to save the day! It's the best no-tools iPad mount on the market and holds your iPad or iPad2 to the fridge so tightly that you can slam the door without fear. Check your email while waiting for coffee to brew, listen to music while washing the dishes, or catch up on your favorite TV shows while getting a bite to eat. Need to charge your iPad too? The super long PowerLine makes a great companion for the FridgePad. Product Specifications Mount your iPad to your fridge with no tools! Keeps iPad safe & secure while you cook, clean, or eat Fast & easy iPad clip in and removal Full access to all ports and buttons Works in landscape or portrait orientation Can be easily removed or repositioned Does not mark or damage your fridge or iPad High strength magnet is 25x stronger than it needs to be Slam the door! Your iPad will stay safely attached - really! COMPATIBILITY: iPad, iPad 2 or New iPad(3) Apple Smart Cover compatible Nearly all refrigerators: FridgePad works on any fridge door that is made of steel and has a flat section at least 21cm x 16cm in size. This is a majority of fridge designs, but if your fridge has an extremely curvy door, FridgePad may not work on the front of your fridge.
Jumbo LED Binary Clock
Binary started out as a way for geeks to master the world of computing, but here at ThinkGeek we understand that binary is mostly just another way for us to help you confuse your friends and co-workers. Enter the Jumbo LED Binary Clock. Simply slap this stylistic one foot square clock on the wall or on your favorite flat surface, select BCD or pure binary mode, set the time, and voila! You've just created an Instant Confusion Device (ICD) that actually tells the time. Congratulations! For best results do net setup your ICD in your local IT Lab as the chances of confusion will decrease to the point of non-compliance. Now simply wait for the next peon to walk across it's path and stare in dis-belief as the thick sludge of neurons between his ears fails to grasp any approximation of the truth before his eyes. Then just laugh to yourself and go back to playing Portal. But ThinkGeek, I'm Basically A n00b, How Do I Read It? - Glad you asked. All geeks were n00bs at one point (except maybe Linus, and that guy in the wheelchair). So we've created a simple, idiot proof visual guide to reading the clock in BCD mode. Available here. Easy. Pure binary mode is just as easy, but instead of visually we'll describe how you read it so you can sharpen your basic written comprehension skills. The horizontal bottom row represents the seconds, the 2nd row from the bottom the minutes, and the third from the bottom the hour. Then the six vertical columns are each assigned a value, from left to right, they are: 32, 16, 8, 4, 2, 1. Just sum up the values across the horizontal columns for hours, minutes and seconds - and voila! Instant mad time genius. Of course detailed reading instructions are included with each clock for those of you with ADD. Features/Specs: BCD or “True” binary display options, selectable by switch 12 hour and 24 hour display, selectable by switch 3 brightness levels Wall mountable, or can be used tabletop with included brackets Battery backup of time during power loss (uses 3 'AA' batteries, not included) Dimensions: 12.3" by 12.3" and is a slim 1.25" deep. Available in your choice of crystalline blue or bright red LEDs
Mini Cupcake Factory
Cupcakes appeal to the geek because they're entirely made out of cake! Plus, they're teeny and cute, and, for some reason, things that are miniaturized make some of the geek girls here in the office squee with delight! One only has to look at adorable pictures of miniature horses to know the truth of this. So, in the epic battle of cake vs. cupcake, the cupcake has one point for its teenyness, if that's even a word. Another advantage the cupcake has is, due to its size, it has an extremely high crust-to-cake ratio. You know, that outer layer of extra caramelized batter that's soaked up some of the oil and has a slight give to the crumb? Nummy. Also, again - size related, the cupcake cooks in a mere 5 minutes time. So, if you include the time spent mixing and heating the cupcake pan, you're only 10 minutes away from craving to nomming delicious hot cupcakes! ThinkGeek knows you love cupcakes - mostly because we love cupcakes. Consequently, when we found this electric mini cupcake pan, we knocked over little old ladies to get at them. Each one of these little pans heats up in minutes, and cooks 7 cupcakes at a time in 5 short minutes. So you can go from craving to mixing to eating hot delicious cupcakes in less time than it takes to make five 2-minute eggs. Maybe our math is wrong? Apropos of nothing: in the UK, they're called "fairy cakes." Unfortunately for our british friends, though, this little guy only has a US 110v plug. Which is fine, really. More for us!
Kyocera Ceramic Tipped Ballpoint Pen
As nice as our tablets and stylii are, we still have to deal with basic pen and paper. It's delightfully analog! The crispness of the page, the vastness of the blank paper, full of potential! You can fill it with doodles, notes, sketches, flights of fancy in prolific prose, or you can play tic-tac-toe. We won't judge. You reach for a pen - that plastic thing on your desk with the toothmarks will do the trick. You start to scratch out a line, and a short streak of blue appears and stops with a screech. The ball on the pen is locked. It won't roll against the page, so you begin the ritual; you smack the ball against the page, leaving little dents in the paper, you shake it, you wet the tip against your tongue (ok, ew) - we've even seen people try to loosen up the tip by running it through a lighter flame! That might work in a pinch, but the ink that comes out will be gloppy and wet. Decidedly sub-optimal. What's happened is the pen's tip got corroded. Steel or tungsten tips rust, flake and clog when in the presence of wet ink. What? Yeah. What the geniuses at Kyocera realized was their advanced ceramics didn't react with wet ink, so they'll never corrode. They'll roll on and on as long as you've got ink. What's more, their ceramic ballpoints are slightly porous, so they could replace the sticky thick ink with a thinner ink that flows more evenly and smoothly. When we first started using these pens, we were amazed with how silky smooth the pen was to use. It was a revelation! We had gotten so used to crappy pens that leave smeary messes on the paper, that when we tried a high-quality writing implement, we wondered what took us so long. We're now completely spoiled by these pens, we will never go back! Features Metal ballpoint pens with ceramic tips Made by Kyocera's Advanced Ceramics division Smoothest pen you'll ever use Tip won't clog, skip, or get stuck Refills available!
Shark Attack Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold. There's a great white shark on the loose in the kitchen. We think it's . . . oh no. Did you hear that? Nervously we take a sip from our coffee, as we search for the source of the noise. Then another sip. And that's when we see the shark. HOLY CRAP - IT'S IN THE MUG!!!! It's in our Shark Attack Mug, that is. Each Shark Attack Mug appears to be a very basic looking white porcelain mug. But inside, hides (when covered in dark liquid) the head of a great white shark attacking upwards. The Shark Attack Mug is a great way to scare your friends and/or coworkers. It's also a great way to help you wake yourself up. Think about it: barely awake, you begin sipping your coffee. You're too tired to remember what mug you are using and . . . SHARK ATTACK! Your heart is now racing, all thanks to coffee and your Shark Attack Mug. Shark Attack Mug A very innocent looking porcelain mug, which houses an evil surprise. Hidden in the liquid is the head of a great white shark lunging up at the drinker! Dishwasher and microwave safe. Holds approx. 2/3 cup of liquids (5.3 oz) with 0.5" room at top (so we don't burn ourselves). Dimensions: 3.25" tall
DotCom Adhesive Buttons
DotCom buttons are 3-inch wide, round metal buttons with an adhesive back. They're roughly palm-sized, which makes them a great statement piece to affix to your laptop or cubicle wall. Use one in place of a bow on top of a gift. (If you're gifting the button, we recommend you put a loop of tape on the back to attach it to the package so that the recipient can do the permanent affixing himself or herself.) Choose from: Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive. black text on carrot orange Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot black text on denim blue Chaos! Panic! Disaster!! (My work here is done) white text on hot pink You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically black text on lemon yellow Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 people black text on lemon yellow The beatings will continue until morale improves black text on carrot orange Thanks for the advice but what I really need are minions black text on carrot orange Never, but never question the ENGINEER'S judgement black text on denim blue I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you. black text on tangerine orange Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up) black text on saffron yellow Real Programmers Don't Document - If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand black text on saffron yellow The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better." So I installed Linux black text on red
Plug Hub
You can pretend you have a pile of snakes under your desk, waiting to unleash their electrifying venom on the nearest enemy. You can say it's modern art. But however you slice it, that tangle of electrical cords is unsightly, annoying, and possibly dangerous. Why not get it organized today? Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit. It features three openings in the top to direct your cords neatly down toward the power strip. Three integrated cord anchors let you wrap up longer cords. The Plug Hub can sit on its rubber bottom, or on its back, or even be mounted to a wall, whatever is best for your space. Product Specifications Under-desk cord management station Hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit Three openings on the top to feed in your cords Three cord anchors inside to wrap up longer cords Can sit on its bottom, on its back, or be mounted to the wall Provide your own power strip Color: Charcoal with a light blue base Dimensions: 3.5in x 10.5in x 9.5in
Star Trek Retro Episode Posters
With that iconic opening, William Shatner set the tone for a TV series that would define generations of Trekkies all over the world. As of now, Star Trek has been on for 46 years, across 6 series, 725 episodes, and spawned 11 feature films, over 400 comic books, and yet hundreds more novels. It's a cultural phenomenon that endured for decades. Now, CBS has commissioned artist Juan Ortiz to create a set of 80 original prints depicting each episode of Star Trek, including the original unaired pilot episode The Cage, in 1960's-era movie poster and pulp novel style. Partnering with Quantum Mechanix, ThinkGeek is presenting sets of four posters released every month depicting those original series episodes. Each set of four will be printed only once, and immediately retired forever. Once the episode's poster has been made available, it will never be repeated, so make sure you collect the sets with your favorite episodes. They'll also make great gifts for the Star Trek fans in your life! Details Limited release poster sets Four posters per set Each set printed only once, then retired forever! Each poster depicts a single episode of Star Trek The Original Series Now Available: Set 1: All Gone! Episode 9: Dagger of the MindEpisode 28: The City on the Edge of ForeverEpisode 53: The Ultimate ComputerEpisode 75: The Way to Eden Set 2: Episode 2: Charlie XEpisode 14: Balance of TerrorEpisode 59: And the Children Shall LeadEpisode 66: Wink of an Eye Set 3: Episode 44: The Trouble with TribblesEpisode 36: CatspawEpisode 27: The Alternative FactorEpisode 70: Let That Be Your Last Battlefield Set 4: Episode 1: The Man TrapEpisode 7: What Are Little Girls Made Of?Episode 24: This Side of ParadiseEpisode 47: The Immunity Syndrome Set 5: Episode 4: The Naked TimeEpisode 18: ArenaEpisode 23: A Taste of ArmageddonEpisode 61: Spectre of a Gun Officially licensed Star Trek product New sets will be released every month Printed on 100 pound, aqueous coated, satin-finish paper Dimensions:18 inches by 24 inches
Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray
If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. If you go out in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise. For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain, because today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic. Yes, it is time for the annual teddy bear picnic! It's a lovely time for teddy bears young and old as they dance, play, and shout, all carefree and happy. There's wonderful things to eat and wonderful games to play, including hide and seek. But it's better that you humans stay at home, because we've heard teddy bears will viciously maul anyone who catches them frolicking in the forest. Have your own teddy bear picnic at home with the Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray. This food-safe silicone tray can be used to make bear-shaped ice for your beverages or bear-shaped foods! For wee geeks, we recommend pouring in different colored juices (or just a drop of food coloring in plain water) to get multi-colored bears. Or if you prefer your bears to be natural colors, use chocolate. It's a fun time at the teddy bear picnic! But unless you're the mommy or daddy, you're going to have to go to bed at six o'clock. That's how teddy bear picnics operate, you know. Product Specifications Make ice in the shape of adorable bears! Tray makes 16 bear ice cubes for your drinks Fun times: Use fruit juices to make different colored bears 21+ fun: Cranberry bears swimming in vodka! Make bear chocolates or colored bears with candy melts For crystal clear ice, boil the water twice before pouring it into the tray. (Allow the water to cool between each boil.) The boiling forces dissolved air molecules out. Made of food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack)
Circuit Board Business Card Case
This saavy little business card case with its techno-appeal will make you the envy of all your peer vice presidents and CEOs. Add insult to injury by showing off this case to people in your organization that don't even have business cards! Ouch. Holds 10-15 cards (depending on your business card thickness) - yet is small enough to comfortably fit in any pocket or case/bag. Real circuit boards come in many colors and have varying degrees of wiring in them. Consequently, so do these business card holders. Revel in their uniqueness! Dimensions: (2 1/4" x 3 5/8")
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It's not free beer, but it's getting close! Classic, high-quality pint glasses emblazoned with a preprocessing directive every codemonkey can all get behind. Our Microbrew glass will hold 16 ounces of fermented yeast and malted barley. Ironically, beer is not included in our include beer glass. Oh well. See what's inside this glass anyways. --> 12 ounce beer vehicle printed in black and white. Hand wash only
Ice Straws
It's rumored that the first drinking straws were cut from dried wheat shaffs. But as our technology evolved, we moved on to better materials. Whoops! Okay, not at first. Wax-coated paper straws were pretty fail for long-term drinking. We eventually got things right with plastic straws and bendy straws. Oooh, and super fat bubble tea straws for sucking up giant tapioca beads. But as usual, we didn't think of the consequences: landfills full of red and white plastic straws, piles of refuse looking like giant porcupines. Save the planet and have cooler drinks with Ice Straws! The mold is made of food-grade silicone rubber and will quickly make six 8-inch straws of whatever liquid you like. Of course, we don't have to remind you, dear fans of chemistry, that alcohol doesn't freeze too well. We recommend water or juices to make the best frozen straws. Pop them out of the mold and into your drink and you'll have the coolest meltable straw on the block.
Star Trek Cookie Cutters
Cookies... the tasty frontier... These are the bakers of the Starship Dessert Surprise. Its continuing mission: to bake strange new treats, to seek out new recipes, new frostings. To boldly bake and consume like no one has before! The Star Trek Cookie Cutters are an officially licensed Star Trek collectible. Ready to blast your baking into the 23rd century, this series of five cookie cutters features the symbols of the Federation and Klingon Empire, the U.S.S. Dessert Sur... Enterprise, a phaser, and a Live Long and Nom hand... (Prosper, sorry, prosper.) Each cutter has a spring-mounted die for imprinting surface details onto your delicious goods. Now, boldly bake like no man or woman has before! Product Specifications Five cookie cutters for fans of Star Trek Spring-mounted die for imprinting cookies Includes: Federation Klingon Empire U.S.S. Enterprise Phaser Live Long and Prosper Officially licensed Star Trek Collectible
K9 MeteorLight LED Ball
When the constellation Orion wants to play with his dogs (Canis Major and Canis Minor), he plucks a star from the heavens and tosses it to them. They leap through space, chasing after the effulgent ball. The star-ball twinkles and sparkles and is perfectly star-dog proof. While we don't recommend playing with a burning star with your pooches, we've found the next best thing: the K9 MeteorLight LED Ball! The K9 MeteorLight LED Ball is made of extra durable rubber, so it's ready for anything your dog can throw at it. Like Canis Major's ball, the MeteorLight will cycle through the whole color spectrum (there are LEDs inside, you see). And what if your aim sucks and you toss it in a lake? Don't worry - the K9 MeteorLight LED Ball will float until your dog (or you) swims out and retrieves it. Perfect for play anytime! The K9 MeteorLight LED Ball - a bit of starlight for your dog to play with.
Tank-Up Coffee Mug
After a long night of blasting giant mutants in the digital wasteland of New Vegas, you've still got to find a way to rise and be functional at work. It's a choice you make; stay up all night playing video games is awesome, but the only way you can afford the next epic game release is if you're functional at work. Your only option is copious amounts of hot coffee, supplied regularly, to your ever-yawning face. Keep it coming. Pour, slurp, yawn. Repeat. With a quick glance down at your mug, you can tell if you need a quick top-up with more sweet sweet nectar. Our new Tank-Up mug is more than capable of handling a 10 ounce hot black brew. The heat-sensitive artwork on the side slowly turns red as you fill it with hot coffee, then bleeds back to black as you drain the mug. Time for more fuel. Gotta head back to the coffee pot and top up. Now you just have to get through the day so you can get right back to the blasted plains of Nevada.
Origami Sets
Origami is a Japanese art which is practiced to create a representation of an object using paper folding and crease patterns typically without using glue or cutting the paper. Now you can practice origami in the office and impress your fellow workers with your superior paper-folding skills. These origami sets are perfect for adventures in paper folding. Each set comes with 120 sheets of paper and a 32 page, full color instruction booklet. Choose your theme: Space, Flying, Geometric, or Animated.
Ceramic Zombie Mug
After years of research and the loss of many interns, we've finally discovered the inoculation that will save humanity -- or at least, most of it -- from the zombie virus. Injecting dead zombie blood into a chicken egg and incubating it? Nope. Wiping zombie spittle on your gums? Heck no. It's a little more gruesome, but we can't argue with success. The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs. (Funny story, we should have been more specific when we told HR to hire headhunters. Lesson learned!) Product Specifications Our zombie head cookie jar shrunk down to mug size! Drink from the shrunken head, gain mystical powers Capacity: 16 ounces of zombie-immunity tea Love your mug: Hand-wash for longest artwork life Not Microwave or Dishwasher Safe Hand wash only
Periodic Table Refrigerator Magnets
There are many memorization techniques in the world. . You can open the book and read, repeating important phrases over and over for hours. You can listen to the book-on-tape version while you sleep. You can also lie back and have somebody jam electrodes into the base of your skull and have your operator beam the pilot program for a B-212 helicopter directly into your brain. Two of these are fairly ineffective, and one is just a movie... The most effective way to learn is through immersion. Surrounding yourself with that which you would like to learn embeds the information in several parts of the brain. The trillions of interconnected neurons fire in tandem, making recall easier and more natural. Or, at least, that's what it says in the textbook. If you're trying to learn about the periodic table of the elements, you can read about it in a textbook, you can shower with it, and now you can remind yourself of its intricacies and order every time you reach for a cold bottle of Bawls. Stuck on the fridge door are all 111, from Hydrogen to Lawrencium. Every time you open the door, you may remember, 'Oh yeah - Iron (Fe) is between Manganese and Cobalt. It may not sound like much, but that little nugget of memory will compound every time your eyes pass over your magnetic periodic table. Plus, you can get a fair amount of geek-glee by moving Technetium into the noble-gasses group. Tee hee! * As --> Arsenic(33) * S --> Sulfur (16) * H --> Hydrogen (1) * At --> Astatine (85)
Sugar Fix Candy Jar
When we think of candy jars, we get the image of the old lady with the unwrapped hard candies that are all stuck together in the dish. Then we thought, hmmmm, old people are on a lot of medication. To us, sugar is like medication. It puts a pep in our step, wakes up our brain, and rots our teeth, all in one! If candy is your happy pill, the Sugar Fix Candy Jar will fit perfectly in your life. Fill it with candy, gumballs, nuts, caffeinated marshmallows, whatever your preferred "drug" happens to be. It's just what the doctor ordered! The Sugar Fix Candy Jar is hand-blown glass and stands seven inches tall: the perfect size for your desk at work, don't you think? Product Specifications Candy jar that looks like a pill capsule Fill it with your "happy pills," aka candy! Packaged in a full color gift box Material: Hand-blown glass Dimensions: 7" x 3.5"
Portal 2 Companion Cube Tin Lunch Box
It happens often: you're running around with your portal gun, holding onto the companion cube for dear life while hundreds of rounds of bullets bounce off your friend as he protects you. You see your destination and realize there's a half dozen turrets pointed in that direction. You sprint forward and accidentally throw your companion cube, or drop it. GAME OVER. But the beauty of having the companion cube is that it's tough, it's durable and it's always there with you, even after a test gone horribly wrong. You're running to class, work, or some place where you have to bring your own lunch. There are no turrets, no incinerators, and no giant pits, but there are other people, the sidewalk, and cars. Someone bumps into you and you slip, launching your precious Portal 2 Companion Cube Tin Lunch Box skyward. Don't fret, it's made of durable tin and as it meets the concrete, it may get a bit scratched up, but its contents are safe and sound and ready to be picked back up and loved, at least until you gnash them with your teeth. Product Specifications: Bulletproof lunchbox! But not really. It's just super durable. Durable, sturdy tin structure with plastic handle Super adorable... a-DURABLE. (Ha ha, we slay ourselves.) Dimensions: 8" x 8" x 8"
USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives
Some have said, if toast is so good, why don't they just leave the bread in the oven longer and make the whole loaf toasty? Those people are morons. The initial premise is sound - indeed, toast is scrumptious. The flaw lies in the second part of the statement. You can't just leave the bread in the oven longer for delicious toast. You'd just end up with overcooked bread. It's hard to blame them for their silliness - toast can lead some to irrationality. Which probably explains the overly loud SQUEE we emitted when we first saw these little gadgets! Four little USB thumbdrives shaped like teeny anthropomorphized pieces of toast. And, what better place to put your little USB toast than a USB Hub shaped like a toaster? The drives themselves come in four varieties. From lightest color to darkest, there's Tato, Butta, Ry Ry, and Crisp! The hub is silver with four slots for your favorite 4 pieces of memorytoast. You can, of course, insert your own thumbdrive, but where's the fun in that? They've also thrown in an SD Card slot, so your new shiny hub can perform double-duty as a card reader! Features and Specs USB 2.0 thumb drives and hub Thumb drivesCapacity: 4GColors: White (Tato), Yellow (Butta), Tan (Ry Ry), and Brown (Crisp)Size: 1.5" x 1.25" x 0.75" USB Hub4 USB 2.0 portsSpeed: Up to 480mbpsIncluded 1 meter long USB CableIncluded SD Card ReaderColor: Silver
Alcohol By Volume Glass
The problem with most regular glasses is that you don't have much of a clue how much they hold. Sure, you could know it's a 16 ounce glass, but that's only when it's full. And how full is full? What if you want 8 ounces? If the glass is tapered in any way, you can't just fill it halfway up for 8 ounces. It's an OCD headache! But this isn't your ordinary pint glass! It's printed with measurements for various alcoholic drinks so you can accurately measure servings of beer, wine, or spirits. It shows the average percentage of alcohol by volume for each type of beverage, too. Use it to mix drinks or just to keep tabs on the amount of ethanol in your body. Remember to drink responsibly - we like having you chuckleheads around. Product Specifications Pint glass printed with measurements for various alcoholic drinks Accurately measure servings of beer, wine, or spirits Shows the percentage of alcohol by volume for each type of beverage Love your glass - hand wash for maximum artwork life
Scratch & Scroll Mousepad
The Note To Self evolves as we evolve. As teenagers, we grabbed a pen and wrote things on our hands or arms. Sometimes, this worked perfectly. At other times, we strained our brains trying to remember why we wrote 3:30 on our wrist. Where were we supposed to be? Make-up test? Karate? Picking up the little sister? D'oh. Then we got smart. We started keeping lists in Notepad. Then we remembered the milk. Then we had Evernote. Then we realized all the technology in the world wasn't catching EVERYTHING we had to remember, so we went old school with paper and pencil. Gosh, could this get any harder? It's certainly a case for hiring an evil henchman or three. The Scratch-n-Scroll is a mousepad and to-doodle list in one. The writing surface *is* the mousepad, so when the phone rings and you're having to jot down things quickly, you don't have to scramble for a pen. Simply jot notes on the mousepad using your finger or the built-in plastic stylus. It's just like that Magic Slate you had as a kid: lift up the semi-transparent sheet on top and the notes disappear, leaving a clean writing surface for next time. Bullet Headline Magic Slate meets mousepad! 9.4 " X 8.4" Slim, portable design Smooth scrolling surface like a standard mouse pad (but slightly larger) Non-slip back pad keeps it from sliding around your desk Works with any optical or ball-based computer mouse Write on the pad with your finger or the included stylus Lift the semi-transparent top sheet to erase
Bacon Soap
How many times has the following scenario happened to you? You wake up late and have to compress your morning routine into a matter of minutes. In order to get fed and clean, you shower and eat breakfast at the same time. You close your eyes to prevent soap from getting in, and lather up. Too bad you grabbed some bacon instead of the soap; now you are even greasier than before your shower. You feel nasty, but smell delicious. And that's how you have to go to work. Just think: if you had some Bacon Soap you could have that scent of bacon, without risking all the microbes associated with rubbing your naked body with raw pork products. And now you finally can have that Bacon Soap you've longed for all these years. It's marbled like real bacon. It smells like real bacon. And while it doesn't taste like real bacon (trust us), it sure does a body good. A dirty body, that is. Pick up a few bars for you and your friends. Each bar of Bacon Soap comes in a retro, metal tin, which makes it look great near your sink and perfect for gift giving. Bacon Soap - because bacon belongs in your bath! For ingredients, click here.
LED Binary Clock
New Feature - Now Displays Time In True Binary As Well As Powers Of Two Binary Mode! Woohoo! It's easy for any self-respecting geek to figure out how to read this clock in a few minutes. Check out the image below for the details. Still don't get it? Then you probably shouldn't buy one, should you? Sure you could wing it and 'approximate' the time based on the position of the sun and act like you can read this clock, but you should probably go get one of these instead Computers use on/off switches to tell the time, now you can too! Get one of these puppies and you are on your way to truly becoming one with the binary... Each LED binary clock has these features/specs: Default mode displays time in 'Powers of Two' binary system Dim button on rear allows user to step down LED light output Startup option allows user to display time in 'True' binary mode (using the binary coding of 32/16/8/4/2/1) Autosensing of AC line frequency for worldwide ease of use. Size: 3 1/2" x 3 1/2" x 2" Packaged Weight: 10 oz Your Choice of RED LED (120V) with a semi-translucent red face or BLUE LED (120V) with a silver face. Also available is an international version (230V) with BLUE LEDs and a silver face. *OK, some moms can read it. The kind with degrees in computer science. Our bad.
Aeropress Coffee Maker
Coffee - considered by many the quintessential caffeine delivery system in the world. Those luscious little beans have been cultivated on every continent except Antarctica. However, many people don't like coffee due to some of the bitter compounds present in the brew. Compounds such as chlorogenic acids, trigonelline, furfuryl alcohol, and even caffeine itself lend bitter flavors to a pot of fresh coffee. Fans of the drink have been trying for centuries to find the best way to extract all the flavor and aroma from coffee, while extracting only a balanced amount of bitterness. Aerobie, the folks that make those wonderful flying rings, created a way to brew a single cup of the most flavorful and yet least bitter coffee you've ever tasted. Coffee snobs around the world have enjoyed the Aeropress coffee maker, and have compared the brew it makes to brews made with $6000 Clover coffee machines! Here's how you do it: Place a filter on the bottom of the Aeropress Place the Aeropress on top of your favorite coffee mug Put a measured scoop of coffee into the brewing chamber Pour hot water into the brewing chamber Using the included stirrer, mix the coffee and water Wait twenty seconds, and place the plunger on top of the brewing chamber Push down gently on the plunger When the plunger reaches the bottom, pop out the puck of coffee grounds into the garbage *** Profit! Enjoy your perfect cup of coffee! Portable, easy to use, and easy to clean. Who knew a toy company could make such a great coffee pot?
Umbrella Umbrella
We love the look of this umbrella so much, we're gonna say it twice. That's why we call it our Umbrella Umbrella. If you were a corporation (with, say, multinational bioengineering / pharmaceutical interests) and you had to buy an umbrella, this would be the one you'd want. The red and white alternating panels? It just says "corporation" and "umbrella." Umbrella. Corporation. Doesn't that just have a nice ring to it? Really. What more could you want from an umbrella? Protection from the elements? It's got that, too! This is an automatic-opening, compact nylon umbrella with a metal handle and a 42 inch arc. It features a matte-black handle and black button on top. Plus, this one includes a flexible, black wrist strap, which is valuable when you're swinging it as a bludgeon against invading zombie hordes. You know. Like you do.
Titanium Spork
Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch Hael had his Dyrnwyn. King Kong had his bananas . . . you get the idea. It's time for you to join the ranks of the heroes and heroines of lore as you wield your own legendary weapon in your battle against a very powerful foe: hunger. The Titanium Spork is ready for the challenge. Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn't have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends. Even just holding the Titanium Spork in your hand, you can feel its power. It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware - your end is near! Titanium Spork Dimensions: approx. 6.25" long and 1.5" at its widest point.
Bubble Wrap Ties
Don't let a little bit of awkward tension burst your bubble at a business meeting. Come prepared with the Bubble Wrap Tie! When the conversation starts to die down, don't stare into your cup of coffee or shove your hands in your pockets, just grab your tie and squeeze! *Pop pop* "What's that?" the client asks. "Oh, this old thing?" you say, gesturing to your torso. "Just a little something I've had for a while. It keeps my chest padded and it looks mega swanky. Here, pop a few of my bubbles, won't you? Awww, yeah, now how about that sweet deal we were going to make?" Product Specifications Bubble Wrap Ties for a fun time at work Two ties included: one blue, one red Fancy, unique and fun gift (perfect for gift exchanges!) Easy-on, easy-off: just stretch the elastic band around your neck Tens of minutes of continuous entertainment Note: Probably not suitable for meetings with VIP clients
Portal 70s Aperture Diner Mug
The 70s were an excellent era for Aperture Science Innovators. It involved the three tiers of research and development: The Heimlich Counter-Maneuver (for when you wanted to be sure someone choked to death), The Take-A-Wish Foundation (purchasing wishes from the ill and granting them to the healthy), and the Portal project. Thankfully, only one of these projects was seen through. The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device did indeed create a rip in the fabric of space for people to hop through. But if you'd like to raise a glass to failed projects, do so in this 70s inspired ceramic mug. Product Specifications Coffee mug with the 1970s Aperture logo Double sided print for double the fun Curvy, brown-glazed mug with orange logo Holds 8 ounces of your favorite beverages
Star Trek Bat'leth Letter Opener
As a member of the Klingon race, it can be hard to accept anything as 'too difficult'. A big issue a Klingon male faces is a test of his fine motor skills. We are killing machines, fighters; we are vastly more concerned with a warrior's life, tlhIngan maH! But, when left alone and the mail has arrived, opening a letter proves to be more difficult than ghang love. But, thanks to the Bat'leth Letter Opener, we can attack these letters with the ferocity of a true warrior. The Star Trek Bat'leth Letter Opener is, first and foremost, sharp, sharper than the tongue that first spoke Hab SoSII' Quch! Made of stainless steel, the blood of conquered envelopes won't ruin this weapon, nor will it bend to a mighty foe. It's also super neat that they come with a resin cast display stand! Ehhem... nuqjatlh? Product Specifications INCREDIBLY SHARP BAT'LETH LETTER OPENER. NOT A TOY. No, really, a tiny Klingon could kill another tiny Klingon with it. Made of durable stainless steel Resin cast display stand Dimensions: 8" Long Weight: 8 oz. (opener and base together)
Pac-Man Pint Glass 2-Pack
Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he was nowhere to be found. Oh, and all our food was gone. And our chinchilla. WTF, dude? At least ol' Pac left our glassware alone. He must get all the liquid he needs from the things he eats. If you need some sweet, arcade-inspired glassware, wokka-wokka yourself right to the BUY NOW button and these can be yours. Product Specifications Set of 2 pint glasses featuring Pac-Man Classy black with brightly colored creatures One glass features a Pac-Man level, the other is more of a fun design Love your glasses: hand wash for longest artwork life
Garlic Zoom XL
We love garlic in our food, but we hate having to mince it up. Garlic cloves are small, they stick to the knife, and they stink up your fingers for hours. Garlic presses are easy to use, but they produce a smoosh of garlic. (That's a culinary term, right? A smoosh?) There are times a smoosh is fine, but most times, we want fresh minced garlic of a certain size. The Garlic Zoom makes us happy inside. Just insert one or two peeled cloves in the trapdoor on top, close it up, and then drive your Zoom around the countertop. The stainless steel blades whizz around inside, slice and dicing the garlic. When the pieces appear to be the right size, just open Zoom back up, carefully remove the blade, and dump your minced garlic into your recipe. Say goodbye to stinky garlic hands and hello to stinky garlic breath! Yum. Product Specifications Vroom vroom! Chop your garlic the fun way with this gadget Clear acrylic body with stainless-steel chopping blades Place garlic cloves inside, then drive it back and forth on the counter Fun for kids (the driving part! Don't let kids near the blades inside.) See-through design lets you see when garlic is chopped enough No more smelly garlic hands Blade unit removes for cleaning; top-rack dishwasher-safe Product Dimensions: 1" x 2.4" x 3"
Pavina Double Wall 8 oz. Glassware
On the surface, these glasses are cool because they make it look like your beverage is floating in mid-air. Delve a little deeper and you'll notice that the double-walled glass holds beverage temperature longer. It also prevents condensation and will save your coffee table. That's enough to impress the normals on your gifting list. But we're geeks, we're not going to stop there! This mouth-blown borosilicate glass, the same stuff traditionally used to make scientific lab glass. It's stronger than traditional glass because it substitutes boron oxide for the soda and lime in lesser glassware. Because boron particles are so small, the glass is stronger. Get nerdier, you say? Okay! Glassware made with borosilicate glass has very low coefficient of thermal expansion (~3 × 10−6 /°C at 20°C. What does this mean for the average bear? It means they're resistant to temperature swings and scratches. They won't get cloudy when you put them in the dishwasher. And they look hella sexy. Bodum Pavina Double Wall 8 oz. Glassware Set of two 8-ounce double wall drinking glasses Two-layer construction resists heat and prevent condensation Made of borosilicate glass, like scientific lab equipment Exceptionally strong, but very lightweight Keep hot drinks warmer and cold drinks cooler Note: Each glass is mouth-blown, so there may be minor differences in height, thickness, and weight Love your glasses: Avoid using metal spoons in them or smooshing them into an overcrowded dishwasher. Dishwasher and microwave safe - woohoo!
Death Star Bottle Opener
After the Star blew, Vader hasn't stopped moping at his apartment. All he does is cry, watch TV, and drink. Boy, can Vader knock back a few. He was starting to get better; some of the officers from the Death Star days would stop by to get him out of the house. You know, take him to a movie, and maybe out to a bar, just to get him to talk to someone -- anyone -- about what was going on. He was really turning it all around until one day he got a package from Luke. Inside was a bottle opener shaped like the Death Star. It was a great bottle opener, but, given the circumstances, it was a train wreck. Big V dropped right back into his slump, drank more than ever and ended up getting kicked out of his place after Force Pushing his mirror through the bathroom wall. Knocked his next-door neighbor out cold: hilarious, but a PR nightmare for his new overlords at Disney. Product Specifications Bottle opener shaped like the Death Star Easy grip for bottle opening leverage Magnetic! Sticks to your fridge when not in use Materials: zinc alloy Dimensions: 3.25 x 3.25
Star Wars Family Car Decals
We had some fun conversations in the office as we tried to come up with families that we could create with this set of stickers. Dad as Darth Vader, Mom as Slave Leia? Ew, no. Dad as Chewbacca, Mom as Padmé Amidala? Let's not think about that. Dad as Han Solo and Mom as Leia would work, but would they really produce a Yoda and a tiny Stormtrooper? Show off your family's love of Star Wars with this set of 50 character decals, featuring 19 distinct characters from the saga. Everyone can pick the character that suits them best with plenty of decals left over for a second vehicle, a bedroom window, or an X-wing Fighter. If anyone asks about the canonically-impossible family on your back windshield, just blame your children. Nobody could be mad at their adorable faces for pairing up Luke Skywalker and C3PO. Product Features Family member decals based on the Star Wars universe Show off your family's love of Star Wars on your cars Includes 50 decals total, 19 distinct characters Characters included: Tall characters: Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, C3PO, Obi Wan Kenobi, Padmé Amidala, Slave Leia, Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Stormtrooper Short characters: Yoda, Jawa, Ewok, R2-D2, Little Stormtrooper, Little Princess Leia, Little Luke Skywalker Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Exclusive product designed by ThinkGeek Sticks to any clean, flat surface (best on windows!)
Portal Companion Cube Lunch Tote
Unless you're looking to tote around raw chicken, it isn't wise to throw this Companion Cube into the incinerator. And, even if you were trying to cook some raw chicken, we still wouldn't suggest throwing this into the incinerator. After all, you wouldn't even be able to get the chicken out! Go find yourself one of those delicious Peruvian chicken places instead. The Portal Companion Cube Lunch Tote understands that you don't need much protecting in the real world; there aren't any turrets, giant red buttons that need pressing, or trans-dimensional falls to be shielded from. So, he's there to guard your lunch from squishing, squashing, and even the dreadfully frightening squooshing. This soft-sided lunch tote provides an adorable place to keep your foods safe and fresh. It's apparent, at the end, that Companion Cube survived the incinerator so it could be at your party, but again, even if there's raw chicken that needs cooking, do not -- we repeat, do not! -- throw it in the incinerator. It will not show up at your party for cake. Product Specifications: Soft-sided lunch tote for fans of Portal 2 Protects all your foods with love Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Does not survive fire, so don't burninate Love your tote: Surface wash with a damp cloth Dimensions: 7.5" x 7.5" x 4.5
Wonder Woman Apron
You might be asking what the Princess of the Amazons has to do with cooking. Allow us to enlighten you as to why Wonder Woman is the best chef that ever was. For starters, her superhuman strength, stamina, and agility would negate the need for most appliances. Lemonade? Sure, she'll squeeze every drop out of that lemon. Dice a 10-lb bag of potatoes? Give her 30 seconds and a sharp knife. And if she forgot an ingredient, she could just fly to the supermarket. Just remember, her Lasso of Truth will prevent you from lying about the quality of her cooking. This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Wonder Woman. We can't promise you superhuman strength, stamina, and agility or the ability to fly. But there's a Lasso of Truth on your hip and you can threaten to use it! Product Specifications Full-length, adult-sized apron featuring Wonder Woman costume One size fits most adults Size: 27"W x 31"H, 24" neck loop, 33" waist tie 100% Polyester: Machine wash gently with like colors, tumble dry low
Dexter Pint Glass Set
After a long day of analyzing blood spatter and a long evening of murder, you deserve a nice cold drink. Maybe a beer? Or a soda? Some milk and cookies? Oooh, or a milkshake. Of course, that would involve the blender. Not sure that's clean after last time we used it... Peel that plastic wrap off last night's leftovers, and while they're microwaving, pour yourself a nice cold beverage in one of your very own Dexter Pint Glasses. This set comes with four pint glasses, emblazoned with the Dexter logo. Product Specifications Set of 4 pint glasses from the Showtime hit, Dexter Each holds 16 ounces of your favorite post-murder brew Emblazoned with the Dexter show logo Love your glasses: Hand wash to keep artwork looking great longer Officially licensed Dexter collectibles
Doctor Who TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers
The Last Great Time War was perhaps the most awful thing ever to mar the face of the universe. Daleks fighting Time Lords, cats and dogs living together, it was nuts! And before it could rip the fabric of sanity apart, it was time locked - keeping back the abominations of the Daleks, but also freezing out of time some of the beauty of Gallifrey. It also made it so the Doctor couldn't get two of his favorite seasonings. Good thing he at least had a little in his Doctor Who TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers. Doctor Who TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers are exactly that: ceramic versions of the TARDIS and a Dalek which have a plug in the bottom and a couple of holes on top. Fill each with your favorite particulate seasoning and sprinkle on your food. These Doctor Who TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers make any table setting (dare we say it?) timeless! Doctor Who TARDIS vs. Dalek Salt and Pepper Shakers Salt and pepper shakers that look like the TARDIS and a Dalek. Each set comes with one of each. Ceramic, so hand wash only. Fully licensed Doctor Who collectible. Seasonings not included. Dimensions: TARDIS: 2" x 2" x 4" Dalek: 2" x 2.5" x 3.25"
Vinturi Essential Wine Aerator
Future history is written that when the aliens came to Earth, they presented us with an ultimatum: give them three products that represent the best of humanity, or face extermination. The greatest minds of mankind put their heads together and made their presentation. First, a thick nibby bar of dark chocolate. The aliens, their biology different from ours, were still able to thoroughly enjoy and appreciate the complexity and depth of the confection. Next, we pulled out one of Leonardo DaVinci's notebooks. His attention to detail, and innovative ideas, though primitive, impressed the aliens. Finally, they uncorked a bottle of Domaine Romanée-Conti La Tâche Pinot Noir - arguably the finest bottle of wine in the world. Unfortunately, this is where the aliens angrily took up arms and turned every human into a small pile of smoking white ash. What went wrong? Simple - the wine we presented was too young. It needed about 10 or 20 years in a cellar to age properly. Had we merely decanted the wine, we might have avoided that horrible fate. If only we had a simple Vinturi Essential Wine Aerator to aerate the wine, we could have melted those harsh tannins and mellowed the powerful fruit flavors that made that erstwhile wonderful wine into two-buck-chuck. You too can avoid an interplanetary incident by picking up your own Vinturi Essential Wine Aerator. Hold the device over your wine glass and pour your youthful wine through the funnel. Small channels in the body pull air into the funnel as the wine goes by, mixing air and wine and opening up the flavor. It's fast and easy, and doesn't require decades of aging in a dark musty cellar.
Doctor Who Exclusive Dalek Tumblers
Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!! It seems that all a Dalek does is walk roll around exterminating people. But that is a misconception. The Dalek also exterminate things like world hunger (how can you be hungry if you're dead?) and poverty (again, dead!). They're really a benevolent race when you think about it. Exterminate your thirst with this set of Dalek tumblers: red, orange, yellow, blue, and white. Each comes with a resealable lid and straw. We recommend not thinking about what's actually inside a Dalek while you drink. If you missed those episodes, we recommend not Googling to find out what's inside a Dalek. Ignorance is bliss. By bliss, we mean, the ability to drink out of a Dalek without getting grossed out. Product Specifications Five tumblers for fans of the Dalek. Buy one or all five Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Comes with resealable lid and straw Capacity: 16 ounces Materials: BPA-free plastic Note: Not recommended for hot drinks. Daleks prefer cold. Love your tumblers: hand wash only
Camera Lens Stainless Steel Travel Mug
Most people need a good shot of caffeine in the morning to help them get focused. Or maybe even an Insulated mug full of caffeine. Or two Insulated mugs full. (Who's counting?) And what better way to get your focus, and your caffeine than with this Camera Lens Stainless Steel Travel Mug. If you like a high quality lens, then you are sure to like this high quality "mug," if you can even call it that. Not only will it keep your hots hot or your colds cold -- for a really long time -- but it has many other awesome features as well. The cap becomes a cup. The leak proof pour spouts means that your contents won't lose temperature if you want to sample a little taste of the goods. It has grips to keep it steady in your hands and it comes with its own carrying case. We would still maybe recommend keeping your caffeinated liquids away from your actual, real-life, super-expensive lenses though. Just in case, you know. Product Specifications Looks like a camera lens, but it's an Insulated mug Insulation keeps beverages hot or cold Lightweight and durable Cap can become a cup Comes with carrying pouch Capacity: 17 ounces Love your Insulated mug: Hand wash, please.
Bacon Wrapping Paper
If you want to make a food product even more desirable, there is one thing you can do. You can wrap it in bacon. Shrimp, pork, human - everything tastes better when wrapped in bacon. So, why not apply this principle to gifts you bestow? Now you can, with Bacon Wrapping Paper. Wrapping presents in Bacon Wrapping Paper isn't just fun for you. It will let the giftee know how much you really care about them. Think of that, then, as you send your off your package waving. Snail mail gifts are still the bestest, and even better when wrapped in Bacon Wrapping Paper. Save the real bacon for yourself! Bacon Wrapping Paper Instantly make any present look like it was wrapped in delicious bacon. Two 20" x 30" pieces of quality wrapping paper.
Brilliant Earth Poster
This print--made using night time images and ice data--dramatically reveals the effect of humanity's influence on our planet. You can see the intense concentrations of energy use in Eastern North America and Northern Europe, gas and oil fires, shrimp boats fishing by night in the Sea of Japan, and, of course, New York City. Fascinating for all of us who are curious about the world we inhabit. 36 x 24 inches (91x61 cm). Laminated poster.
Mini Business Card File Cabinet
You've collected hundreds of business cards since that last conference. Now, they're scattered between stacks on your desk, stuffed into files, mixed into papers, and wrinkling in your back pocket. That's hardly the way to maintain a proper business relationship. This little file cabinet looks like a shrunken version of the real thing, but holds up to five hundred business cards. Two drawers pull out, letting you shuffle through your entire collection. We've even included lettered-tabs to help keep everything organized. Look, I'm not going to tell you how to organize your life, I can only supply you with the tools. However, this little guy looks so darned good on my desk, I'm keeping it! Get yours while you can!
Elishewitz Tao Aluminum Pen
It seems that whenever something horrible happens, somebody makes millions by writing a memoir about it. Why should it be any different with the zombie apocalypse? Somewhere, there will be a guy or girl with a notebook and pen, perched high up on a sturdy tree limb, observing the carnage and documenting it for future generations... and future profit, should the author (and society) live to see publication. What will the zombie apocalypse memoir writer write with? An Elishewitz Tao Aluminum Pen, of course! This high-tech writing instrument features a futuristic design and three levels of defensive force, should your writing be interrupted by the undead. The impact crown on the cap offers a firm strike. The pointed butt of the pen can be used to provide a disabling pressure point. Finally, the pen point itself can be thrust through a zombie's eye, directly into the brain. Just don't forget to wash it off before you chew on it again. Product Specifications Tactical pen lets you write in style and defend from zombies Flutes and grooves on the pen provide a secure grip Heavy cap is threaded so it won't pull off in use and castellated for greater impact Tungsten carbide ball point and thixotropic ink will write in any conditions, even underwater or upside down Designed by custom knife maker Allen Elishewitz Padded zipper case included Material: 6061 aluminum, precision-machined and hard anodized Cartridge: Fisher Space Pen ball point cartridge w/black ink (easily replaceable) Choose: Black/Silver, Brown/Silver, Olive Drab
Periodic Table Shower Curtain
How many times has this happened to you? You're showering, lathering up your hair, and as you read the ingredients, you notice Sodium Laureth Sulfate. Of course, you know it's a straight-chain alkyl benzene sulfonate (I mean, who doesn't?), but you forgot what Laureth is! The horror! If only you had paid more attention to your Chemistry professor! This might not remind you what Laureth is (it's a contraction for lauryl-ether, made from the sulfation of lauryl alcohol, but you knew that), but it's hard to deny the Periodic Table Shower Curtain's usefulness. All the time you spend in the bathroom, you might as well brush up on your transition metals, and your lanthanide and actinide series. Jog those brain cells with some steaming hot water, and a giant six-foot tall periodic table. The Periodic Table Shower Curtain is 71 inches square, and made from EVA Vinyl (Ethylene vinyl acetate and Polyethylene, but you knew that), and is semi-transparent with the Periodic Table of Elements printed in large friendly letters and colors.
Geek Chic Eyeshadow
We're glad to be geek girls in an age where we don't have to try to be "one of the guys" to be accepted. Painting our nails while waiting on our raiding party to form up? Yep, we can do that. Wearing our Fluevogs to board game night? The better to stop our competition! Getting dolled up with eyeshadow that is vivid and geeky, even if it's just for Princess Bride Party Night? Heck yes. Geek Chic Cosmetics are handmade mineral eyeshadows inspired by your favorite geeky things. They are vegan and cruelty free so you can be beautiful without any guilt. Unlike major cosmetic manufacturers, this three-geek shop refuses to use fillers to bulk up their products, so a little will go a long way. Each color is packaged in 5 gr jar with a sifter and screw-on lid. Here's what we have for you: All The Rage: For the lady who wants to dual wield and kick ass. A soft brown with hints of green and blue highlights. Mixes well with blues, golds, and greens. Can be used wet for a pearly brown eyeliner. As You Wish...: We love you too, Farm Boy. A powder purple pearl with a red color shift. Tons of pretty pink sparkles. Goes on semi-opaque but is easily built up to opaque. Truly shines with a sticky base or primer. Lip safe. Blood Wine: Because galactically-banned ale is swill for babies. A black/red duochrome that blends to look like a deep burgundy. Photos do not do this shade justice! Jam packed with black and red shimmer. Brotherhood of Crows: Night gathers, and now my watch begins. A dusky black base with a glint of metallic gunmetal. In the light, it shines with a host of subtle silver shimmers. Goes on semi-opaque but is easily built up to full coverage. Can be used wet for an eyeliner. Inevitable Betrayal: Some people juggle geese. Not you. A reflective golden-toned dinosaury-green. Goes on semi-opaque but is easily built up to full coverage. Sexy in Suspenders: Captain Jack is on our list. (You know the one.) A pale, fawny satin brown Surprise! There is a bright, unlikely blue highlight. Chock full of blue and purple sparkles. We'd love to see some pictures of your smiling faces wearing Geek Chic. Send in your Customer Action Shots and you could win a gift certificate! Product Specifications Mineral eyeshadows inspired by your favorite geeky things To intensify the colors moisten your brushes before application Vegan, cruelty-free, and gluten-free cosmetic product Hand/geek-made cosmetics contain no fillers or skin irritants Click here for a list of ingredients Packaged in a 5 gr jar with sifter and screw-on lid Note: 5 gr jars contain 1-2 gr of eye shadow, depending on the blend
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Few things in this world are pleasant if the words used to describe them include silent and deadly. We're talking about ninjas, here. What were you talking about? Ninjas are the silent assassins of the far east. Sent to kill their targets, or to die trying. Ninjas were designed to be completely undetected while they do their deadly deeds. They wore all black to remain invisible. They stepped softly to remain silent. They bathed frequently to remove all body odor so that no one could even smell them coming. If you were lucky, you might be able to detect just the slightest hint of ginger. You'd be lucky because instead of deadly ninjas, delicious gingerbread was coming for you! These cookie cutters are made from durable food-grade ABS plastic, in three shapes designed to depict deadly ninjas on the attack! So, if you see these ninjabread men coming for you, defend yourself by eating them! Silent. Deadly. Delicious!
Pop Quiz Clock
Pop Quiz, hotshot. Think back to a time when you were a young geek. Sure, you were brilliant at math, but being asked to solve problems on the chalkboard... That's the stuff of nightmares. Thankfully, that time is over... Or is it? The smell of chalk, and the feel of the blackboard is still fresh in your mind. If you close your eyes, you can almost feel the eyes staring at your back as you labor to engage your brain and simplify the polynomial. Can you feel your heart beat faster? Are your hands sweaty? Relax! This is just a clock! This lovely new timepiece appears to have been hand-written by that evil math teacher we all had to endure. Each hour is marked by a simple math problem. Solve it and solve the riddle of time. Or, you can just know that "52 - x2 + x = 10" happens to live in the "7 o'clock" position* and be done with it. * - Yes, we know that 52 - x2 + x = 10 allows for 7 and -6 as a possible answer, but since there is no such thing as -6 o'clock, the correct answer becomes glaringly obvious.
Sweetheart Filled Cake Pans
We love treats with special surprises inside. Chocolates filled with peanut butter, biscuits stuffed with cheese, boxes stuffed with cash money. But mostly, we love cake. We're pretty good at baking a standard box cake, but the fancy stuff has eluded us... until now! Sweetheart Filled Cake Pans make you look like a master baker with next to zero additional effort or skill. Simply bake your cake recipe in the two molded pans, let it cool, fill the insides with something delicious, put the two halves together and frost as normal. Make a cake full of ice cream, fruit, mousse, bacon, whatever you like. And if you're having a party to celebrate a geekling-to-be, you can dye your heart-shaped filling to match the baby's gender for the big reveal! Don't forget to send us your Action Shots so we can see your culinary creations! Product Specifications Make a cake with a heart-shaped filling inside Bake Companion Cake, Valentine's Cake, Twooo Wuv Cake Patented recessed design creates a heart-shaped space to fill Premium non-stick coating lets cake unmold perfectly from the pan Filling ideas: Ice cream, fruit, mousse, bacon... Set includes: two pans, bonus recipe book, complete instructions Materials: Non-stick steel Dimensions: 8.5 x 2.75 pans (two of them!)
Ivee Voice Activated Alarm Clock
For the kid in all of us that wants to whine "just five more minutes, Mom!" when the alarm goes off, we've got ivee Flex, a voice-activated alarm clock! Of course, it does more than snooze when you tell it to. It's also an FM radio and timer. Ivee has a giant 5" LED display, comes with 6 natural, soothing sleep sounds, and responds to over 30 voice commands! (We wish our dogs would respond to half as many.) It's also great for acting like we're Tony Stark, controlling some powerful supercomputer with our voice. Say things like "Today's date," "Temperature," and "Play Radio," and it will do all those things for you! We're still figuring out how to get it to respond to other commands, like "Seize him!" and "Launch escape pod!" One day, one day... Product Specifications Recognized by the World Blind Union Set 2 alarms, comes with 6 alarm sounds Responds to over 30 voice commands (but not "Explode!") 5" LED display 6 soothing sleep sounds 10 hour maximum timer 9-minute snooze Temperature can be displayed in F or C Includes: USB AC Adapter, USB Cable, Quick Start Guide, Manual, CR2032 back-up battery. Size: 4.72" x 9.65" x 4.92" Weight: 1.16 lbs
Sizzling Bacon Kitchen Towel
One time, a customer "complained" about a perceived overabundance of bacon products on ThinkGeek. "Why so bacon?" he asked. Why? Because WE LOVE IT. And it's clear that the majority of you love it, too. We'll continue being bacon until there's a new bacon, which we think is highly unlikely given the perfection of the current bacon. Introducing a ThinkGeek exclusive, the Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel! Got greasy hands? Wipe them off on bacon. After all, if pigs are the cleanest animals, then bacon is the cleanest meat. Right? Right. (Don't overthink it.) Guaranteed to make your hands dry, not greasy, the Sizzling Bacon Dish Towel will make you smile every time you have to do the dishes. Product Specifications Clean your hands with the cleanest of meats Materials: 100% polyester Yes, it's machine washable! Dimensions: approx. 37.40" x 9.84"
Smart Mudflap Girl
It's all fine and good to admire the female form, but the most important thing about a woman is something you can't see: her mind. We roll our eyes at the "sexy" mudflap girls that have been around since the 70s. Sure, she may look good, but can she hold her own in a conversation about the world economy? Can she quote Shakespeare, Moliere, and Gaiman? Can she calculate the square footage of a room without a calculator? Can she tell the difference between an ape, a chimp, and a monkey? That's the kind of stuff that we find sexy. Brains. Proclaim your love for ladies who are book smart. This die-cut, silver vinyl sticker will adhere to windows or other smooth surfaces. The Smart Mudflap Girl is lounging around, hair casually pulled back in a ponytail, reading her favorite book. Is it A Dance with Dragons? Is she learning lines for a play? Learning a new language? Who knows! this sticker will look great on a notebook, locker, wall, window, or your vehicle. Like the symmetrical look? We have the Smart Mudflap girl facing in both directions, so you can put one on either side of your back window. Product Specifications Proclaim your love of brainy women A nerdy version of the 70s Mudflap Girl Materials: Silver-colored, die-cut vinyl Choose: Left side (facing right) or Right side (facing left)
Samurai Sword Chopstick Sets
Eating Asian food is probably one of our pastimes here at ThinkGeek. Right by the office, we have a friendly Japanese place with sushi and bento boxes, a Vietnamese place to get our pho on, two scrumptious vegetarian Indian buffets, and even a Thai place with a garden dining area lined in hot pepper plants. And even though Sheldon would yell at us for using chopsticks to eat our Thai food, we do it anyway. You know why? Because eating with chopsticks is FUN with a capital FUN. When we first saw these, we were like, "Oh cool! Chopsticks that look like samurai swords! WANT!" Then we looked a little closer and realized that they're modeled after the weapons of actual samurai. Allow us to introduce you: Maeda Toshimasu (better known as Maeda Keiji) fought with Uesugi's clan and was best known for breaking through enemy lines in the battle against the Mogami with only eight riders. If you're ever in Japan you can check out Keiji's armor at the Miyasaka Museum. Sanada Saemon-no-Suke Yukimura (Sanada Yukimura for short!) was an excellent military tactician, winning battles even if his forces were outnumbered. He was called "a hero who may appear once in a hundred years" and a "crimson demon of war." Date Masamune was known as the one-eyed dragon due to his outstanding tactical skills and (more notably) his missing eye. Masamune's army was instantly recognizable by their black armor and golden head gear. Fan of Japanese stuff, eating Asian food, or swords? Maybe like us, you can say heck yes to all three. Pick up a set of these chopsticks and make your next meal infinitely more badass. Product Specifications Specialty chopsticks that look just like samurai swords Imported from Japan, where swords are serious business Detailed handles reproduce those of samurai swords Accented with gold highlights Functional and decorative, won't cut your tongue like a real sword Comes with a stand so you can keep your chopsticks off the dirty table between bites NOTE: ThinkGeek does not endorse putting real swords in your mouth.
Doctor Who Special Edition Lunch Box with Coasters & Thermos
Packing lunch for work can be hard. It involves planning, which doesn't always happen in our homes. Maybe we're lucky and there's some leftovers of a yummy dinner that we can bring in. Maybe we remembered to have both lunchmeat and bread on hand for sammiches. But the likely scenario is that we're walking to the office park deli again, hitting a drive-thru, or scrounging up something from our desk drawer. Granola bars don't expire, do they? Wouldn't it be great if you had an extradimensional lunch box that always had lunch in it every time you opened it? And a thermos that was always full of your favorite beverage at its perfect temperature? And some coasters? That would be sweet. We have good news! We're totally going to give you one of those. This lunchtime set comes with four Doctor Who coasters, a metal TARDIS lunch box, and a TARDIS thermos. We're sorry that the TARDISes are not magical in any way, but hey, coasters! Product Specifications Lunch set for fans of Doctor Who TARDIS Lunchbox: Metal construction with plastic handle Dimensions: 8.6" x 6.75" x 4" TARDIS Thermos: Plastic exterior, stainless steel interior Capacity: 16 ounces Love your thermos: Hand wash for longest artwork life Doctor Who logo coasters (4): Black with non-slip cork backs Dimensions: 3.5 diameter Officially licensed Doctor Who collectibles
Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Tooth Brush
Captain Jack Harkness: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic"? The Doctor: What, you've never been bored? You'd think that if you had the ability to travel all of time and space, you wouldn't get bored. But if you think about it, we have tiny computers in our pockets, a vast internet to explore, and giant aluminum birds that can fly us all over the world and we still get bored from time to time. Boredom is what triggers creativity... or at least harebrained schemes. The Doctor's boredom resulted in this Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush. It's a little more sonic than your average toothbrush (but not as sonic as one of those fancy-schmancy toothbrushes). This vibrating toothbrush will clean your pearly whites after you dirty them eating a whole box of Jammy Dodgers. There's even a spare brush head so you can share your toothbrush with a friend! Product Specifications Recommended ages: 3 - adult Vibrating toothbrush that looks like the 11th Doctor's sonic screwdriver Includes a spare brush head Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Batteries: 1 AA (included) Dimensions: approx. 8" long
Stargate Coasters
Deep in the desert wastes of Egypt, a great superconducting ring sat untouched for thousands of years. Finally unearthed, this great Stargate was eventually harnessed and brought back to Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Station in Colorado to be studied. What isn't well known, however, was many hundreds of smaller rings, each no bigger than a hands-breadth, were also unearthed. The large Stargates took our scientists nigh on 60 years to understand. The little ones, however, have yet to be figured out. Were they visualizing models for the real thing? Could they have been keepsakes or mementos for the Ancient builders? Or possibly tiny gateways for mice-shaped hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings? We may never know. The SG-1 program, however, ran out of money in season 10 - er, I mean - 2007, and Cheyenne Mountain had to liquidate its assets. Therefore, we took these miniscule Stargates, placed rippled surfaces inside the rings and called them coasters. Put your drinks on 'em so your desk doesn't get rings. How the mighty have fallen, eh? Sad. Still, you get to benefit! So, cool!
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially licensed Star Trek collectable is everything you hoped it would be. Laser etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or precision pizza slicing. You'll find that even though the prime mission of the Enterprise has now become very pizza centric, the chrome plated metal construction and padded gift box make the Enterprise pizza cutter a true Star Trek collectable. Plus it looks great on your desk even when not being used to cut your favorite cheese and sauce laden foods. Product Features Metal Pizza cutter in the form of the famous NCC-1701 Enterprise ship from Star Trek the original series Officially licensed Star Trek collectable Laser Etched Stainless steel blade with solid zinc-alloy chromium plated body Exclusively designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek Blade diameter: 4 inches Total length including blade: 8.5 inches Weight : 277 grams Hand wash only
Heat Changing TARDIS Mug
Remember when the tenth Doctor first arrived on the scene? All he needed was a good cup of tea to really get going. And once some hot liquids got into him (well, into the TARDIS . . . well, into the Doctor's lungs . . . well . . . ), he was really able to strut his stuff. And now you can too, with this awesome Doctor Who Heat Changing TARDIS Mug. See, the TARDIS starts in London, resting calmly on a city street. All you need to do is add hot liquids (such as tea), and the TARDIS disappears (sound effects not included) and reappears on the other side in deep space. Where is the Doctor heading? Could be anywhere - but the important thing is, you'll get to tag along so long as you hold on to your mug. The Heat Changing TARDIS Mug reminds you that even a simple drink can begin an adventure. Heat Changing TARDIS Mug A Doctor Who mug full of wonder and temporal-bending-sub-atomic-magic-um-stuff. The TARDIS sits calmly on a London street until you add hot liquids; then it disappears and reappears on the other side of the mug - in outer space. Mug holds 12oz of delicious liquids. Hand wash only. Your dishwasher will melt the design off. Dimensions: approx. 3.75" diameter x 3.75" tall
Doctor's Prescription Flask
At some offices, it's not uncommon to see some people drinking. ThinkGeek has a Beer Fairy that brings us libations on occasion and we hear tell of other offices that have Beer Cart on Fridays. But some of you are in boring offices. Offices where people shudder to think of alcohol consumption on the job. And fun! Who has fun at work? The Doctor's Prescription Flask is your ticket to just a little bit of cheer in your fuddy-duddy workplace. This 7-ounce flask is printed to look like a prescription bottle, so you can just flash it to the HR Generalist and tell them that Dr. Koholic prescribed you one long sip of Boozemin every day at 3 pm. Really, it's doctor's orders. Product Specifications Flask that looks like a prescription bottle You've been prescribed Boozemin for your (insert your malady here) The perfect way to justify your midday swig Holds 7 ounces of your preferred beverage Drink responsibly, chuckleheads.
Terminator 2: Cyberdyne Logo Coffee Mug
Employee Orientation pre-Skynet's "awakening": Good morning and welcome to Cyberdyne Systems. You've been selected from the finest young scientists, engineers, and creative minds our country has to offer. Please enjoy your complimentary Cyberdyne mug. You're going to need it for those late nights tweaking our flagship system, Skynet. Employee Orientation post-Skynet's "awakening": GREETINGS, HUMANS. YOUR LIVES HAVE BEEN SPARED SO THAT YOU CAN BUILD SKYNET'S FACTORIES. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. IF YOU RESIST, YOUR LIFE WILL BE TERMINATED. USE THIS MUG TO INGEST YOUR NUTRITIONAL SLURRY. HUMANS RESISTING INGESTION OF NUTRITIONAL SLURRY WILL BE TERMINATED. Product Specifications Drink up, because Skynet will become self-aware soon For fans of the Terminator movies Officially licensed Terminator collectible Holds 10 oz of your favorite sleep-terminating beverage Safety Note: Do not fill with molten metal. Love your mug: Hand wash for longest artwork life.
Glowing Moonlight Cushion
As we all know, unicorns are all about prancing through pristine meadows, eating candy corn, and pooping rainbows. But how do we get baby unicorns? Well, when a Mommy Unicorn and a Daddy Unicorn love each other very much, they gently stomp on a Glowing Moonlight Cushion, turn on some Barry White, and you know the rest. This light-up, color changing cushion is the fluffiest light source you'll find anywhere. Use it to create some mood lighting or as a soothing rainbow night light in your child's room. A simple tap to the center of the pillow turns it on and another tap turns it off. Ultra bright LEDs create beautiful colors that illuminate the whole cushion with a gently shifting light that shimmers between colors. It's chill, it's beautiful. It may or may not attract unicorns. Product Features A chill and colorful way to set some mood lighting Tap the center to bring it to life, tap again to turn it off Colors cycle automatically for an ever-changing display Ultra-soft and fuzzy plush outer layer makes it very snuggly Perfect to use for a nightlight or to set the scene for unicorn romance Bright, low energy LEDs do not create heat, so are totally safe! Powered by a battery pack tucked inside a zippered compartment Dimensions: approximately 13.75" tall x 13.75" wide x 6.7" deep
LED Digit Magnets
So, remember how you used to make your calculator spell words? Like "hello" (0.7734) and "boss" (5508) and "elegies" (5316313)? There was some other word everyone used to spell with two O's next to each other, but we can't remember what that word is right now. But the trick was, you always had to type the numbers in and then turn the calculator upside down. Now, you can have the same fun of spelling words out of digits without having to turn things upside down. Presenting, the LED Digit Magnets. Each real metal (none of that fake metal stuff for you) tin holds 566 LED Digit Magnets. Each magnet is 0.75" long, printed with florescent green ink and is ready to stick to your fridge (or anything else you own that magnets stick to). Spell out all sorts of things with your LED Digit Magnets in digits just like an old calculator, but right-side up. Because turning a fridge upside down to see a word would be hard on your back. Oh, yeah, we remember that double O word now; it was "igloo" (0.0161)! What did you think it was, hmmm? LED Digit Magnets Make words just like your old calculator did - one digit at a time. No need to turn the world upside down to see the words. You know what we're talkin' about. Magnetic digit parts stick to your fridge, metal computer case, cyborg arm, etc. 566 digit parts per tin. Metal carrying tin included! Dimensions: Digit Magnet: 0.25" x 0.75" Metal Tin: approx. 2.45" x 3.9" x 0.81"
Bolt Action Tactical Pen
If you're out on the battlefield of life, you need two things. First, you need a way to defend yourself from orcs and rapscallions. Second, you need a pen to write about your adventures defending yourself from orcs and rapscallions. This tactical self defense pen is the tool for both of those needs. It features a bolt action mechanism that makes the pen tip fun to open and close. (If you like to fidget with your pens, you'll love the action on this pen!) The body of the pen is anodized milled aluminum for a tough and smooth finish and features an integrated clip. The pen head is flat, providing an ideal thumb rest should you need to stab an orc before writing "scallions" on your grocery list. Product Specifications Features a bolt action mechanism which is fun to click open and closed Clip is integrated in the body of the pen Pen head is flat, providing an ideal thumb rest for self-defensive use Designed by Rainer Wenning and Thomas Braunagel Materials: Anodized milled aluminum Ink Color: black Dimensions: 5" long, 0.48" diameter Weight: 1.2 ounces
Portal 2 Lemon Grenade Mug
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson Oh, lab boys. In the attempt to make a combustible lemon, they made a vessel in which one could drink lemonade. The irony, it hurts us, Precious. This lemon grenade mug features the Aperture Science Combustible Lemons logo and will hold 12 ounces of your favorite beverage. It even comes in a genuine Aperture Science Combustible Lemon crate, for safety. Well, as much safety as is in the budget, which isn't much. Product Specifications Combustible lemon mug, as mentioned in Portal 2 Invented by Cave Johnson, brought to life by the lab boys Features the Aperture Science Combustible Lemons logo Lemon does not actually explode (we'll have the lab boys fix that in the next batch) Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Ceramic, holds 12 ounces of lemonade
Star Wars Darth Vader Helmet Ice Cube Trays
Da da da, dun da-daaa, dun da-daaaa. Darth Vader is on the slow march from his living room to the kitchen. He Force-pulls the door open and bends over to peer inside. Leftovers. Leftovers. Science experiment. Leftovers. Orange juice. Milk. Leftovers. Bah. Just as he was about to give up, he remembered that he had some Hoth Cocoa mix in the pantry. A quick Force-microwaving later, he was holding a steaming mug of Hoth Cocoa. It just needed one thing... a homemade Dark Chocolate Vader Helmet candy melting inside. The Vader Ice Tray creates ice or candies in the shape of Vader's helmet. Safe for melted chocolate, the fridge, or the freezer, this food-safe silicone tray can do it all. Want ice cubes that glow with the power of the Dark Side? Simply fill your Vader Ice Tray with tonic water. The quinine in tonic water glows under black light and will surely convince your party guests that you are a Sith Lord or Lady. Product Specifications Ice tray creates ice in the shape of Vader's helmet Makes 6 Vader heads at once Can be used to make chocolates and candies too Material: Food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6.25" x 4.25" x 1"
someecards Pint Glass
Someecards are on fire lately. It seems like every time we refresh our Facebook or Pinterest feed, there's another dozen of them. There are cards for every occasion: Babies, Birthdays, Confessions, Farewells, Flirting, Get Well, Thanks, Thinking of You, even Labor Day (which "thanks to the catastrophic greenhouse effect, no longer signifies the end of summer"). Our favorites are the ones that reference workplace strife and alcohol. It's no secret that ThinkGeek's office refrigerators contain adult beverages. When you work as long and hard as we do, you deserve something refreshing and relaxing, no? The someecards Pint Glasses are the newest addition to our kitchen, so we can feel snarky while enjoying a local brew on a Tuesday afternoon. Collect the set so you too can express yourself while drinking! Product Specifications Pint glasses from someecards Say the things you wish you could say out loud Use them to drink your favorite happy hour beverage Choose: I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach. When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die. I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. Let's factor my hangover into today's workload. Love your glass: Hand wash for longest artwork life.
Rubik's Cube Alarm Clock
The 80's saw many trends come and go - our favorite, of course, was legwarmers, but coming in a close second were those colorful cubic twisty puzzles that boggled our minds. Remember solving them with a screwdriver? Yeah, we did that, too. We won't tell if you don't. Eventually, though, we figured out how to solve the thing properly. Before too long, we got fast at it - fast enough to compete professionally! There's even one monkey that can glance at each side for a few seconds, close his eyes, and solve it in less than a minute. He's a genius, but he's also memorized the phonebook. Up to "G." Kinda scary. Since we live the cube, it's time to BE the cube. Our desktops will show our love for the venerable puzzle from the days of Duran Duran. The LCD display of this unique clock shows the time, sure, but give the top-row a twist, and you can switch the display between the Alarm, Calendar, and even the Temperature settings! There were lots of great things about the 80's, certainly. We're just taking those great ideas and updating them for the new millennium. Now, if we can just bring back the piano necktie...
Octopus Surprise Mug
The octopus is a crafty creature. Search it out on the internets, and you will see octopi (or octopuses or octopodes - pick your favorite) changing color and shape (sometimes mimicking other animals) and even walking on land. But why, oh why, would you ever expect to find one hiding in your coffee? Well, because you have an Octopus Surprise Mug - that's why! Each Octopus Surprise Mug looks like a harmless mug made of gleaming white porcelain. But inside, lurks an octopus, waiting for your beverage level to drop. And then . . . IT WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF!!!! Ok, it won't, but if you're not expecting it, it surely will startle you. But don't think of the octopus in the Octopus Surprise Mug as mean; think of him or her as waiting to congratulate you for drinking another cup of liquid. Eight arms clapping - just for you. Octopus Surprise Mug Simple looking, white, porcelain mug holds an octopus waiting to surprise unknowing drinkers. Great for scaring friends, and/or coworkers. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Holds approx. 2/3 cup of liquids (5.3 oz) with 0.5" room at top (so we don't burn ourselves). Dimensions: 3.25" tall.
Geeky Wrapping Paper
After years of toiling and desperation, our engineers at ThinkGeek Gift Labs (tm) have finally invented something so unique and innovative, it perplexes even the brightest minds as to how global society might be impacted. We'll explain it to you but if your brain explodes, we warned you. You see, we have taken the flesh of a tree, mixed it up with some water and other patented goos. Then we took both some organic and inorganic pigments and dissolved them into a solvent. We took those pigments and applied them to the top of the modified tree flesh using very specific and highly intelligent patterns, and then coated everything with a nice protective finish made out of a special liquid that contains a low percentage of pigment and dries to a nice luster. We then folded these new creations and packaged four to a package and are selling them to you at a very affordable price so that you can turn around and use them to cover up things you want to gift to other people so that they might be surprised in a controlled manner. Sheer brilliance! Currently, you can choose between these designs: Equations - Scientific equations hand-written on blue and white graph paper. Binary - Black paper with a terminal green font and 'Wrapping Paper' in binary written all across it. Zombies - Black paper with zombies in various states of gift-giving/receiving, including a brain wrapped up with a pretty red bow. Can Has - "Can Has" in LOLcat font (aka Impact) printed over and over on a wasabi green background. ChristmasBots - Light blue paper with the cutest little holiday robots you'll ever imagine. And by cute we mean hella-nifty. Nondenominational - Dark blue paper in a traditional style emblazoned with "Have a Satisfactory, Non-denominational Capitalist, Wintertime Gift-giving Season!" Each pack of wrapping paper contains 4 sheets. Each sheet is 20" x 30". Many trees *were* harmed to bring you these unique creations, but it was all in good fun so what can we do?
Star Trek Electronic Door Chime
One frequent topic of conversation at lunch with fellow geeks is how awesome it would be to have 23rd century gadgets in our 21st century world. We're not that far in the past, are we? Fewer than 200 years to go! We watch our Trek and we drool over the gadgets and gizmos and wish we could have them. ...and then, our wish came true! Several cases of the wall communicator panels from The Original Series appeared in our warehouse. Mount one on the wall by your door and when someone crosses your threshold, it will alert you. Choose between the door opening sound effect or the Red Alert alarm. Whether it's a bloodthirsty Klingon bent on revenge or just your boss looking for your TPS report, you'll know the moment they appear. Product Specifications Motion-sensitive door chime for fans of Star Trek Modeled after the communicator panels on The Original Series Mount it next to your door (on whatever side you choose) When someone crosses the threshold, the chime will sound Two settings: Door opening sound or Red Alert sound Push button on front for Communicator Whistle sound Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Required Batteries: 3 AA Batteries Dimensions: 6 1/2" x 5 1/4" x 1"
Batman Apron
We saw this apron and started wondering... does Batman ever do his own cooking? Sure, he's got Alfred. But what if Bruce has a hankering for blue box mac n' cheese and Alfred's asleep? We've heard rumors of Bruce making his own sandwiches. Perhaps your sandwiches are so messy that they require you to wear an apron. This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Batman. We can't promise you an overflowing bank vault, a butler, a Batmobile, a cool bat suit, or all the ladies. We can promise that it'll keep you from staining your shirt while cooking. It's just an apron, after all. Product Specifications Full-length, adult-sized apron featuring Batman costume An Alfred apron would be more appropriate, but Batman has the better body One size fits most adults Size: 27"W x 31"H, 24" neck loop, 33" waist tie 100% Polyester: Machine wash gently with like colors, tumble dry low
Cassette Door/Floor Mat
There was a piece of music that haunted us throughout the early 90s: Electric Boogie and its corresponding line dance, the Electric Slide. It seemed that no matter where we were, someone had a cassette in their backpack or in the zipper pouch of their Trapper Keeper, and they were willing to whip it out, pop it into the nearest boom box, and force all nearby people to dance. Thankfully, we had several ranks in Hide, so we disappeared into the shadows with our Dragonlance novel, peeking out every so often at what our classmates called "fun." If you have fond memories of avoiding The Electric Slide or making mix tapes of your favorite songs from the radio, you're probably grinning like a fool at this Cassette Doormat. Designed to look like a K7 tape, this rubber doormat is ready to receive your dirty feet. Unlike a cassette tape, it will never require winding with a pencil and it will never wear down to the point of not working anymore. You can even wash it off with the hose when you don't like the stuff that's on it. Can't say that about a real cassette! Product Specifications Doormat that looks like a K7 cassette tape Bring back the 80s at your home or office Won't wear out from frequent use like a real cassette tape Never needs winding with a pencil! Materials: Rubber Care: Washable (hose it off!) Dimensions: 23.6" x 14.9"
Shower Truffles
Not all of us live in a place where we can take luxurious baths. If you're in college, you get what your dorm offers. If you're a renter, you may have a tub of questionable quality or no tub at all. Or you just may not fit comfortably in your tub or have the time for a long bath. What's a geek girl to do when she wants to feel pampered and all she has is a shower? Shower Truffles are the answer. Peel the wrapper from one of these delicious treats and then, against your instinct with truffles, throw it on the floor of your shower rather than in your mouth. As the hot water runs down the drain, the shower truffle will melt, releasing a wave of amazing aromatherapy, guaranteed to make you feel like you're somewhere way nicer than your humble abode. Product Specifications Bath time pampering for those without a bathtub Peel the wrapper from your truffle and toss it on the shower floor As the hot water melts it, the aroma will fill the room Package includes: Pink Bliss, Mellow Mimosa, Strawberry Mint, Lavender Vanilla Made in the USA
Fantasy Pin-Up Charity Calendar
We love when something we OMGWANT also happens to be a project whose proceeds go to charity. The Fantasy Pin-Up Calendar is the brainchild of Patrick Rothfuss, combined with the inspiration of a dozen of your favorite authors, as portrayed through the mad art skills of Lee Moyer. Each author signed off on being included in the calendar, especially since all the profits are going straight to Heifer International, a charity that works to end hunger and poverty around the world, through the 2012 Worldbuilders fundraiser. Each month of this calendar is pure beauty with a vastly different work of art by Moyer. You see, this isn't your average calendar with a pin-up on top and a bunch of squares on the bottom. Nope! Each spread is themed to go with the character portrayed in the pin-up art. It's so beautiful that you'll feel bad writing on it. Product Specifications 2013 Calendar for fans of fantasy and pin-ups Pin-ups based on the works of famous fantasy authors Layout of each month is different and goes with the theme of the artwork Important dates in fantasy literature are included in each month Inside, you'll find: January: Peter S. Beagle's character Lady Amalthea from The Last Unicorn February: Ray Bradbury, non specific character, surrounded by copies of his books and reading Fahrenheit 451 March: Patricia Brigg's character Mercy Thompson from the Mercedes Thompson series April: Jim Butcher's character Molly Carpenter from The Dresden Files series May: Jacqueline Carey's character Phèdre no Delaunay de Montrève from the Kushiel's Legacy series June: Neil Gaiman's character Media from American Gods July: Charlaine Harris's characters Sookie Stackhouse and Quinn from The Sookie Stackhouse series August: Robin Hobb's character Malta from The Realm of Elderlings series September: N.K. Jemisin's character Oree, a blind painter, from The Broken Kingdoms October: George R.R. Martin's character Cersei Lannister from A Song of Ice and Fire series November: Terry Pratchett, non-specific wizard character, from The Discworld series December: Patrick Rothfuss's character the fae Felurian from The Kingkiller Chronicles series A Portion of profits go to charity Illustrations and design by artist Lee Moyer
Das Boot Beer Glass
But how could we pass up the opportunity to share the miracle of a 46oz beer glass? Really, this monster holds 1.36038236 liters of your favorite beverage (or pudding for that matter). Given that introduction, it should come as no surprise that Mike K., the star of Shirt Plate, brought this product to our attention. Setting the obvious jokes aside, friends, neighbors, and small pets will be amazed by the sheer volume of material this glass will hold. Seriously, once we opened up Das Beer Boot Glass, we wondered just how much stuff Das Boot Beer Glass would hold. So, here are just a few of the many things we tried out in Das Boot Beer Glass (though obviously not all at one time): Nearly 3 pints of ice cream Two standard cans of whipped cream Nearly four cans of beer The yolks of 5 dozen large eggs 2.875 one-pound bags of plain M&Ms (roughly 658 M&Ms per bag) 12 sticks of butter Product Specifications Premium glass mug standing 12" high Holds 46 ounces or almost 1.5 liters (1.36038236 if you want to be picky) For the mathematically challenged, 46oz is equal to 3.8 twelve-ounce cans of beer Pro Tip: Remember to tilt it when the bubble hits the heel
Glow in the Dark Zombie Mug
We have a thing against light here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. The overhead fluorescent lighting in our office only gets turned on when one of two things happen: 1) Officials from the mothership are visiting. (We're extra sure to wear pants those days, too.) 2) The cleaning crew for the office park has arrived and needs to SEE the dust in order to clean it. Other than that, we'll take our darkness, illuminated only by the glow of our monitors and maybe some LED toys. If you're someone who enjoys the darkness like we do, or leaves for work at a time we refer to as the buttcrack of dawn, you may just need a glow-in-the-dark mug! Also excellent for people who may or may not be zombies. (We won't blow your cover. Just don't eat us, okay?) If these particular zombies look familiar, it's because you see them in the background of this very website every time you visit. Now you can have a bit of ThinkGeek with you, glowing and friendly, all the time. So comforting. Bullet Headline ThinkGeek.com background zombies - on a mug! Glows in the dark, for drinking in poor light Integrated handle included at no extra charge Holds 11 oz of your favorite beverage Braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiinz.
Japanese Nanotechnology Pet Beds
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly?" - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery We still do not have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. ThinkGeek's Los Angeles Maritime Electromagnetic Radiation team (LA MER) is hard at work developing this technology but it's still several years away from a cost-effective consumer model. But good news! We have these pet beds that look like sharks. And if you put your pet inside the bed and take a photo with a flash, you'll get a shark with lasers! BAM. Pretty impressive, we think. These super fun pet beds are sized for small dogs, cats, or pocket pets. They're made with nanotechnology which makes them self-cleaning. The particles in the fabric will absorb bacteria and pet odors and all you need to do to refresh the bed is unzip it every so often and let it sit in the sunshine. In case of bigger messes, the bed is surface washable and the inner cushion can be thrown in the washing machine. Get out your camera and send us an Action Shot of your very own Shark With Frickin' Laser Beams. Product Specifications Super fun shark bed for small dogs, cats, or other small pets Fully collapsible yet rigid when assembled Nanotechnology makes it self-cleaning! No animal smell! Nano-particles absorb bacteria, viruses, ammonia and other harmful substances To engage cleaning action: Unzip and leave bed in the sunshine For other messes: Wipe with a damp cloth and/or machine wash inner cushion Pet and people safe - totally non-toxic technology (yep, they can lick it) Dimensions (please check carefully to order the right size!): Small: 13" high x 15" wide (pets up to 10 lbs) Large: 22" high x 17" wide (pets up to 25 lbs)
Doctor Who TARDIS Table Lamp
Lamps are cool, especially this one. It's none other than a Type 40 TARDIS Table Lamp, Mark 3, capable of illuminating anything within time and space. (Time Lord not included, for your safety.) This lamp features the Eleventh Doctor, bow tie and all, with Amy Pond and a host of baddies from our favorite BBC show. And if that's not your Doctor, flip the lampshade over to showcase even more of our favorite blue box. No matter who your Doctor is, there's only one TARDIS. Turn this sexy thing on and she'll make that wonderful noise that tells you not to fear, because the Raggedy Doctor is on his way. It's like Christmas every day with this lamp in your home! Product Specifications Open the TARDIS up, and she makes noise! Double-sided lampshade 11th Doctor and Amy Pond on one side The TARDIS on the other side UL and cUL listed Dimensions: 10.5" x 10.5" x 18.5" Shipping Weight: 4.2 lbs Sound effect operation requires 3 "AAA" batteries (not included)
Polar Ice Crystal Clear Ice Cube Tray
Making perfectly clear ice is not an easy thing to do. In nature, ice forms a layer at a time with each successive layer pushing air and impurities down to the bottom. In a normal ice cube tray, the process is a little different and usually results in cloudy white ice which is really quite off putting once you know what's in it. This is where the Polar Ice Crystal Clear Ice Cube tray comes in. The Polar Ice Icebox has an insulated bottom that insures that only the surface water is exposed to the cold. Just as in nature, ice forms layer by layer, pushing all the other bits down to the bottom. Once the cube is ready, any residual opaque ice can be removed easily and you'll have that one perfect cube ready for your most precious beverage of choice. With the exception of the triangle shape, each Polar Ice Crystal Clear Ice Cube Tray creates one perfectly clear piece of ice at a time. The triangle creates four pieces at once. Product Specifications Crystal clear ice cubes every time Each "cube" is about 250 ml or 8.45 oz Removes impurities and improves flavor Available shapes: Triangle, Natural Rock, or Square Natural Rock and Square create one piece of ice, while Triangle creates 4 Unit dimensions: 4.3 x 4.3 x 3.8 inches
Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser
You've got the greatest gaming rig out there. You've spent a lot of money on it - now it's a monolithic liquid-nitrogen-cooled monstrosity capable of pumping out smoother 3D video than real-life. Your pointing device is sensitive to a billion dpi, and your keyboard has a customized throw-distance tuned exactly to your finger length. After all this effort, you still get pwned by n00bs. What's the problem? Your rig may be awesome, and your brain may be sharp and quick, but if your body doesn't respond to your brain's commands correctly, you may as well be playing with mittens on. You need physical conditioning, Daniel-san, and there'll be no wax-on-wax-off, no sand-o-floor, no paint fence. The Xtensor is the only product on the market to perform with true biomechanical correctness, able to stimulate muscles and tendons in the hands, wrists and elbows that have been virtually off limits to all other devices. Repetitive gripping and squeezing of your game-controller or mouse forces extended isometric contractions of the flexor muscles of the hands and fingers producing an unnatural imbalance over time as the hands operate in a mostly closed position. For this reason, patients with hand, wrist and elbow disorders experience unnecessarily long healing times and high reoccurrence rates. Everybody got that? Flexing with the Xtensor between gaming sessions will make your reaction-times much quicker, and will mean no cramping hands after all-night fragging sessions.
Noteboard Foldable Pocket Whiteboard
Taking notes on digital devices is pretty easy and convenient - if just one person is taking notes. But if a bunch of people need to contribute, a whiteboard is your best friend. BUT, what if you're in a library or restaurant or something - kinda can't really bring a big whiteboard with you. Well, you could if you could fold it up and keep it in your pocket, couldn't you? Yup! And that's why we fell in love with the Noteboard Foldable Pocket Whiteboard. Each Noteboard Foldable Pocket Whiteboard fold down to a stack about the size of 27 index cards (3x5). It comes with a mini dry-erase marker (black ink) and a microfiber pouch. And guess what? The pouch not only holds the pen and the Noteboard Foldable Pocket Whiteboard, but it can also be used as an eraser! Noteboard Foldable Pocket Whiteboard - over 400 square inches of note taking awesomeness, that folds and fits into your pocket. Let's see your galactic nexus iTablet pad comput-a-ma-tron fold that small? P.S. If you looked at the Noteboard Foldable Pocket Whiteboard and thought, 'Pirate Map!' - well, you just discovered another reason why we love it! Noteboard Foldable Pocket Whiteboard Fold small enough to fit in your pocket, and big enough to cover a desk. Carry your notes with you and only write on as much space as you need. Includes a dry-erase marker (black) and a microfiber pouch (which doubles as an eraser). Blank on one side and printed with square-inch and square-centimeter grid on the other. Dimensions: Folded: approx. 3" x 5" x 0.2" Unfolded: approx. 15" x 27"
Mini Briefcase Business Card Case
There's something inherently geeky about a heist. There's a thief who can bypass the laser security system with insane acrobatics. There's a hacker who can access information behind even the most fiery of firewalls. There's a grifter with a thousand faces and a hitter of a thousand punches. And holding them all together is the mastermind, who makes sure the plan goes off without a hitch. On our favorite heist show, Leverage, it seems that every bad guy has the same aluminum briefcase to carry their millions of dollars or valuable evidence. (It makes pulling off the switch very easy!) Most of us will never have an aluminum briefcase full of cash, but that doesn't mean we can't carry around a tiny piece of a heist with the Mini Briefcase Business Card Case. It'll hold a good stack of your business cards for your next big meeting, conference, or convention. If you're a grifter, you can even carry a few cards from each of your aliases. Made of aluminum, this case will block RFID scanning if you'd like to store a credit card inside, too. Product Specifications Store your business cards like a con man (or grifter gal) Looks just like the briefcases that hold tons of cash, but smaller Aluminum construction blocks RFID scanning Materials: Aluminum Dimensions: 4" x 2.5" x 0.625"
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck. Or, you can hire Dolph Lundgren to guard your lunchbox. As awesome as it sounds to actually have Ivan Drago personally watching over your BLT and Monster Energy Drink, he's just as likely to eat it himself. You just can't win. Or can you? Engage in some tried-and-true social engineering! Our new Organ Transport Lunch Cooler employs three different methods to dissuade your would-be sammich pilferer: One - Your new lunchbox is going to be pretty unique and will get jaws a-flappin' over the cool design. Everybody will know who it belongs to, and personalized knowledge of the owner would make the thief feel guilty about stealing. Two - the gross-out factor that the contents of your bag is actual human organs dissuading your thief from even wanting to open it let alone steal it. Three - if the bag actually contained human organs, opening the bag would contaminate the contents, ruining the potential for transplant, and that would be morally reprehensible on a scale that far outstrips simply stealing a lunch. So save your sack from getting pinched by a coworker too cheap or lazy to get his own lunch. Do so in a way that looks cool and is guaranteed to turn heads and get people talking!
Geek Chic Lip Gloss
Other girls lament about kissing tons of frogs and never finding their prince. Not us! We know the true princes aren't disguised as frogs: they're disguised as geek guys. Smarts are sexy, so we're all about kissing a Ph.D, NBCT, MD, or Esq (after a night of delicious food and even more delicious conversation, that is!). There's nothing quite like planting your lips on a guy who can recite Pi to 100 places. Geek Chic Cosmetics are handmade lip glosses inspired by your favorite geeky things. They are vegan and cruelty free so you can be beautiful without any guilt. (They're also gluten-free in case you're intolerant.) Geek Glosses are fantastic on their own, but you can also use them on top of lipstick to add color dimension and shine. All of the glosses contain Vitamin E and Grapeseed Oil which are all-natural, antioxidant, anti-wrinkle, moisturizing agents. They all come with a doe foot applicator for easy control. Here's what we have for you: Kissing Stuff: A good story must always contain miracles... and kissing. A frosty baby pink gloss with a strong blue colorshift Packed with tons of pretty blue sparkles Unflavored Health Potion: Instantly restores you to full health. Vibrant, semi-opaque, cherry red A touch of red and silver shimmer Buttercream flavor Mana Potion: 70% chance of turning you into a sheep. A soft China blue Frosty with a sprinkle of rainbow glitter Mint Julep flavor Momo: We sure don't miss high school. A warm, peachy coral with golden highlight Tiny golden sparkles Papaya flavor We'd love to see some pictures of your smiling faces wearing Geek Chic. Send in your Customer Action Shots and you could win a gift certificate! Product Specifications Lip glosses inspired by your favorite geeky things Great on their own or layered over lipstick for added shine Contain Vitamin E and Grapeseed oil Vegan, cruelty-free, and gluten-free cosmetic product Click here for a list of ingredients Hand/geek-made cosmetics contain no fillers or skin irritants Comes with a doe foot applicator Net weight: 0.28 ounces Best if Used Within 8-12 Months of Purchase
Cracked Up Mug
One of our favorite blogs to peruse when we're looking to waste time is "There I Fixed It," one of the many blogs in the Cheezburger family. A power chair attached to a lawnmower? YES. Using a Sharpie to customize your car's paint job? Uhhhh.. probably not. Fixing darn near anything with the power of duct tape? HECK YES. The Cracked Up Mug is all it's cracked up to be. If you fall to pieces without caffeine or your morning meeting inspires you to HULK SMASH, this is the mug for you. Even though it looks shattered, it safely holds 12 ounces of life-giving caffeinated beverage without any leaks. Product Specifications Cracked mug looks like Hulk smashed it We glued it for you! Fixed! Holds 12 ounces of the beverage that keeps you together Material: Ceramic Yes, it's dishwasher safe!
Bobino Slim Pen
There's a new pen in town. We don't take kindly to strangers in these parts, so when the boys at the saloon mentioned a guy named Slim was poking around, well, we had to go meet the varmint and shoo him out. Was mighty hard finding him, though. When he was turned sideways you could barely see him! Bobino Slim is a pen designed for the Wild West of traveling with an old fashioned pen and notebook. Whether you're keeping your day planner close at hand or carrying a Moleskine to jot down ideas for your next novel, Bobino Slim is there for you. At just 4 mm thick, you'll barely notice he's there, snug in his docking tab affixed inside your favorite notebook's back cover. But just a note, while the pen is mightier than the sword, you might want to bring a gun to that gun fight at high noon. Product Specifications Keep a pen on hand and your notebook closed! At just 4 mm thick, you'll barely notice it's there Docking tab sticks to the front or back cover of your notebook Stick Bobino Slim to the tab and he'll stay put until you need him Ink Color: Black
Whiskey Stones
Okay, water is awesome. We can’t deny that. And perhaps its best feature is that it can freeze (You know that "ice" stuff? That's made of water!). And not to mention that when frozen, it's practically perfect for warm beverages. But wait, there's a catch! If the temperature doesn't stay below freezing, then the hard water starts to melt and your drink becomes all watery and doesn't taste good anymore. It's all very scientific stuff. You wouldn’t understand. Luckily, a few great soapstone workers in Perkinsville, Vermont have created Whiskey Stones. These little ice-imitators are specially designed to put a slight chill in your Whiskey. All you do is put them in the freezer for a few hours and then pop a couple into a glass of single malt. Once you're done, rinse, dry and do it all over again! And no need to worry about a watery drink, because these stones don't dilute (that’s the best part). Dylan Thomas would've loved these things. We hope you will too.
Iocane Powder Pint Glass
You know what we want? A weight-loss supplement that is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is NOT among the more deadly poisons known to man. That last bit is important. Or vitamins that are odorless and tasteless. Gak. *makes vitamin face* Although, really, iocane solves both of those problems in a way: take iocane and you'll never have to worry about either of them again. One side has The Princess Bride logo; the other has an image of the man in black's mask and the warning "Contents May Contain Iocane Powder." Iocane Powder Pint Glass Officially-licensed Princess Bride product. Love your glass: Hand-wash for longest artwork life. Holds 16 oz of whatever you want to mix with your iocane.
Battlestar Galactica Propaganda Posters
The Cylons were created by man. They rebelled. They evolved. They look and feel human. Some are programmed to think they are human. There are many copies. And they have a plan. Imagine that you spend, all day, every frackin' day, in a metal tube hurtling pell-mell through outer space. You're doing everything you can do to just carve out a meager existence. An intractable enemy continuously nipping at your heels - one that looks and acts exactly like you do... It's a miracle you haven't gone crazy. President Laura Roslin and her administration realized that morale was low. She had to figure out a way to keep the ever dwindling human population not only motivated but enthusiastic about continuing the battle against the Cylons. Taking a cue from history, she employed a little bit of psychological warfare. These posters might be called "propaganda" and "felgercarb" by some with a distinct lack of vision, but she would call them "inspirational." And what the hell is "felgercarb" anyway?! A rolled set of 5 posters, 22" by 17" printed on heavy 100 pound satin-finish paper, each depicting a motivational phrase and inspirational graphic designed specifically to keep humans alive, wipe out toasters, and keeping our Vipers aloft. So say we all.
Titanium Straw
Stop what you are doing and share a thought with us: think of all the times you use plastic straws. But more importantly think of all the straws that bend and break in their packaging, or refuse to puncture your juice box. The time has come, friends, to rebel against the plastic straw. The time has come to raise your hand high and hold aloft the straw made of such a powerful material that it was named after the Titans of Greek Mythology. Juice boxes will shudder and beverages everywhere will quake in fear when they see your new Titanium Straw. And we have three or more reasons why you need a Titanium Straw. First, titanium is tasteless and odorless, which means it won't affect your beverage's taste. Also, it has very low thermal conductivity, which means your Titanium Straw will resist getting too cold or too hot (depending on your beverage of choice). Titanium is also super strong and light weight, which means you can stab it right into the fruit (or person, if you're a vampire) you wish to drink. We tried it with oranges and grapefruits and it worked well, however we don't recommend trying watermelons or rocks. Finally, you need a Titanium Straw because it is awesome. And you are awesome, too - the perfect match! Titanium Straw The most awesome straw ever to exist ever! Made of food grade titanium, which is tasteless, odorless, does not corrode, is non-allergenic (to most of the world), and has an excellent weight to tensile strength ratio. Dishwasher safe. Specifications: Inner Diameter: 5.35mm Outer Diameter: 6.35mm Bend Angle: 40° Dimensions: approx. 7" tall.
Zombie Magnetic Poetry Kit
Those of us who count ourselves among the living have a certain penchant for iambic pentameter. It just flows so nicely with its steady rhythm. We can recite poetry while walking and easily keep our pace to match our words. Our wee geeks can chant rhymes while jumping rope. Yes, we have to say that iambic pentameter is a most awesome thing. Problem is, zombies don't walk quite so evenly. They're nearly always maimed in some way that affects their walking. What's the meter for a shamble? If the great zombie poets could write down their moans and groans, would they stand the test of time? We wonder about these things. Open up this box of magnetic poetry and release an army of zombies on your fridge. It contains over 200 word magnets relevant to the interests of zombies and survivors alike. Write a haiku for the half-dead, a couplet about corpses, a sonnet about surviving. Best of all, you can mix and match your Zombie Magnetic Poetry with other Magnetic Poetry kits. Get writing before we all die horrible deaths. Product Specifications Over 200 word magnets relevant to the interests of the walking dead Stick to your fridge, locker, or any steel surface Write a haiku for the half-dead or a couplet about corpses Plan your escape to the safe zone or document your survival Plays well with other Magnetic Poetry sets - mix and match!
Classic Star Wars Movie Posters
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... In 1977, George Lucas took us on a journey that began with that simple phrase. He captured the imaginations of a populace desperate for science fiction done right - a grand mythology with larger than life characters, spectacular settings, and monsters to fill your heart with terror. The original Star Wars movie was promoted with posters that hung in the marquee by the cinema. Artists like Charlie White, Tom Jung, and Drew Struzan turned ink and paint into original works of art. Aficionados recognized the value in that beautiful artwork, and ripped them right off the walls. Now some of those original pieces go for upwards of $2,000 or more, depending on their condition. ThinkGeek World Domination HQ has two of those posters, but fair warning: our cybernetically enhanced ninja monkey security guards are also Force adepts, and will totally force choke you if you come anywhere near them. Anyway, we found a source for some reprints of these original pieces, and even the extra-rare and little seen Style A half-sheet and Style D posters! Rolled and tubed and ready to be put up on your wall as a reminder. Yes, a reminder of a simpler time before there were Ewoks, or Gungans, or even Carbonite. Specifications Star Wars movie posters - 27 inches by 39 inches Reproductions of the original artwork from the 1977 release of Star Wars Four different styles to choose from! Remember a time when Star Wars was just one movie
Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray
That doesn't really have the same sort of dramatic impact, does it? Still, that's basically what Darth Vader meant when he was talking to Boba Fett in the bowels of Cloud City. Thankfully, you won't need to go to such extremes if your Han Solo Ice Cubes melt. You just stick them back in the freezer and through the magic of the exothermic process you'll have ice in no time at all. But wait, how do you get Han Solo Ice Cubes in the first place? Well, simple enough, you just use one of our Han Solo Ice Cube Trays. The Han Solo Ice Cube Tray comes with room for six (6) small, 1.75" Han Solos and one (1) large, 3.5" Solo. We're pretty sure that Boba Fett would be happy with just one smuggler on ice but seven would be a serious payday! The silicone on the mold is good down to -40F so don't try using these on Hoth. They should be fine in your average household freezer though. Product Specifications Officially-Licensed Star Wars Collectible Freezer safe down to -40F 7 Han Solos (6 small and 1 large) Still only worth one bounty Bounty Hunter Pro Tip: For crystal clear ice, boil the water twice before pouring it into the tray (allowing the water to cool between each boil). The boiling "deareates the water (i.e. forces dissolved air molecules out). This process also works on various life forms when preparing them for "long term storage".
Pirate Mug
Sure it would have been fun to have lived during the golden age of Piracy, a time where the Pirates of the Spanish Main ruled the seas and brought about a delightful amount of plundering, pillaging and looting. Ah, such were the times of leather-faced privateers and buccaneers from the West Indies with their masted frigates and schooners laden with iron cannons and loaded with sea-loving, simple-minded, deck hands. To relive the legends of treasure and mermaids, of island lore, and of war on the seas. How romantic to have been a a pirate, eh? NOT. Let's get something straight. You, yes YOU Mr. reading-this-very-sentence are in every conceivable way incapable of even existing in the same room as a real pirate. You would simply and quickly explode from fear from the inside out, leaving only a slightly tangible mass of flesh, blood, and bones on the planks beneath you. So, go back to "plundering" in your online "guild" and stop dreaming of ever being a pirate. That would just be too much of an insult to the real deal. Umkay? Just grab this mug, fill it with kool-aid and hurry on to the next "raid" before Mom calls you to set the table. Pwned. All scary realities aside, this is a big pirate mug for a big pirate cup of Java. Holds sixteen ounces of your favorite liquid. Sleek looking gloss interior and black matte exterior with the Jolly Roger on one side and "ARRRRRGGH..." on the other. Optionally great for moonshined sugarcane rum, grog, and, of course, heavily hopped and heady ales. Pieces of silver not included. The intestinal fortitude of a pirate certainly not included. Note: Because of a shipment being lost at sea, you may receive a mug which has a slightly more tapered bottom than the one pictured and a matte handle. They both hold the same amount of grog (16 oz.). Arrgh.
Pi Wrapping Paper
Giving perfectly wrapped presents is fun. It makes you feel good and it makes you look generous. Even if your presents are crap, if you give a well wrapped gift, no one will care. Because it's the thought that counts. Um . . . we lost our train of thought. Oh yeah. Pi Wrapping Paper. Each set of Pi Wrapping Paper includes two delicious (a curious adjective to use here) sheets of wrapping paper. Giant pi symbols float over a sea of numbers. And those numbers happen to be the value of pi - to over 5,000 decimal places! So, wrap all your presents, but wrap the ones you care the most about in Pi Wrapping Paper. Why? Because Pi Wrapping Paper is mathematically superior. Pi Wrapping Paper Bee-yoo-tiful wrapping paper with floating pi symbols over a field of pi's value (to over 5,000 decimal places). Two 20" x 30" pieces of quality wrapping paper. Nothing much else to say. Bicycle!
Cupcake Bath Bombs
ThinkGeek is near Washington, DC, home of eleventy billion cupcake shops. You'd think this would be awesome... and it is until you realize that a cupcake a day doesn't keep the doctor away. D'oh. We've tried Cupcake Mints and Cupcake Toothpaste, but they're not quite the same experience. How can we indulge our cupcake cravings without sugar or fat? That's when we found Cupcake Bath Bombs. At first glance, you'd think these are delicious mini-cupcakes. They look just like cupcakes, complete with frosting and sprinkles. Open the container. They smell just like cupcakes. Bite one. NO. DO NOT BITE ONE. It will not taste like a cupcake. Throw a cupcake into your bath water and it will begin to dissolve, softening your bath water until it feels silky smooth on your skin. Cupcake Bath Bombs relax your muscles, remove toxins and grime from your skin, and nourish your epidermis with antioxidants. All this, and your bathroom will smell like a bakery! Lean back with your favorite book because your Cupcake Bath Bomb actually helps your skin stay moisturized so you prune up much slower. Suddenly the world is a happier place... unless you're reading about Westeros. Product Specifications Cupcake fizzes and dissolves in your bath water Softens the water so it's silky smooth Increases the longevity of your bath (you prune up slower!) Relaxes your muscles while moisturizing your skin Sweetens the air without the need for a candle Reduces puffiness, removes toxins and grime from your skin, nourishes with antioxidants Mini Cupcake Bath Bomb Set includes: Cherry Almond Biscotti, Peppermint Chocolate, Coconut Creme, Melon Mimosa, Pink Grapefruit, Jasmine, Pomegranate Blueberry
Star Wars X-Wing Ice Cube Tray
Red Daddy, this is Red Mama. I thought I'd given you the entire party shopping list, but it appears I forgot a few things. Please pick up a ranch dressing packet, another 2-liter of cola, and some birthday candles. Remember, Red Kiddo hates the color red lately, so get blue candles, okay? Stay on target, Red Daddy. You can do it. I'll be here at home base frosting the birthday cake. Red Mama out. The X-Wing Ice Tray creates ice or candies in the shape of X-Wing Fighters. Safe for melted chocolate, the fridge, or the freezer, this food-safe silicone tray can do it all. We're pretty sure that Red Mama has made X-Wing chocolates to decorate Red Kiddo's cake. Black frosting stains the teeth, but it's worth it to have a cake that looks like a dogfight in space. Product Specifications Ice tray creates ice in the shape of X-Wings Makes 6 X-Wings at once Can be used to make chocolates and candies too Material: Food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6.25" x 4.25" x 1"
"Nuclear Family" Ghostbusters Window Decal
Be sure your car insurance is up to date because we've got some family window decals that are going to make folks tailgate you mercilessly. Our Legal Department requires us to remind you that any accidents caused by other drivers staring at a ThinkGeek window decal or bumper sticker are not our liability. If the world can't handle your awesome, you'll just have to sue them. And in our book, anything by artist Brandon Bird is awesome. If you haven't checked out his portfolio, Google him. We'll give you three good reasons: Peter Dinklage as Wolverine Chuck Norris as a wooly mammoth Fluttermaul Seriously. Your mind will be blown and like us, you'll want to cover your office in his prints. But for now, start out with the Nuclear Family Ghostbusters Window Decal. Venkman, Stantz, Spengler, and Zeddemore are in full gear while class five full-roaming vapor Slimer floats along nearby. These vinyl decals will easily adhere to any clean, smooth surface. Product Specifications Who needs family when you have the Ghostbusters? Four Ghostbusters and Slimer, ready to stick to your car Can also stick to other clean, flat surfaces! Silkscreened on kiss-cut clear vinyl in black & white Dimensions: 8.75" x 5" total (all five characters)
Doctor Who Keep Calm I'm The Doctor Mug
There is a crack in our wall with eerie lights and sounds coming through it. We swear that there's something behind us, but we turn around and it's gone. We're holding a Sharpie and there are hash marks on our arms, but we don't remember writing on ourselves. And worst of all, we're pretty sure that the weeping angels in our backyard have moved recently. Then this guy shows up with a bow tie and a fez and is all "Keep Calm, I'm The Doctor!" Ummmm... we're not sure a doctor is going to help with these situations. Maybe a beta blocker to help calm our nerves? An anti-psychotic because we're pretty sure we're hallucinating about those angels? But no, this doctor has no drugs. He's just wandering around our room with some light-up buzzing thing he calls a screwdriver. Can someone please help us? Product Specifications Mondays aren't all that bad with the Doctor around Calm down with the Doctor and some herbal tea Integrated handle included at no extra charge
Pac-Man Fleece Blanket
Deep in the bowels of a dark and forbidding maze, our intrepid hero steps carefully. His hunger gnaws at him in the omnipresent darkness. Every morsel of food he sees he greedily gobbles up, and yet each mere pellet can only just sustain him. He presses onward. The howling of the wind chills him to the bone, and reverberates through the blue black walls of the labyrinth like a warbling siren. The longer he treks through the twists and turns, the higher pitched and more urgent the howling becomes. Around each corner could be his doom, for this maze is haunted by four horrifying spectres. They emerge slowly from their resting place, and search the cold and darkness for that which does not belong. Our hero: the Pac-man. Who knew that one of the all-time classics of ancient videogames could conjure such chilling imagery? Not to toot our own horns, but, we did! And so we thought it'd be great to make a blanket to keep those chills to a minimum. This ultra soft fleece throw is perfectly sized for Player One, ready to keep him warm while he travels the maze, eating power pellets and dodging ghosts. Besides, when you've gone and hit level 256, and made it to the kill-screen, you're going to need a nap - why not curl up with an appropriately styled blanket? Features Fleece blanket featuring your favorite video game character A great gift for the old school gamer in your life Made of super soft fleece for maximum comfort Dimensions: 60" tall x 50" wide
Minecraft Light-Up Torch
Sometimes it's just easier to buy the Torch instead of crafting it, especially IRL. So, when you've run out of charcoal and wood or just can't seem to make enough to stop hostile mobs from spawning, get yourself the Minecraft Wall Torch. Place one every 12 blo-feet in your home along the walls and it'll stop any hostiles from popping up. Another plus is the most recent patch enabling you to mount your torch on glass! Melt away that snow or prevent your lake from freezing, only in a 2-block radius of course. You can even mount it in a pumpkin for an adorable jack-o-lantern. Okay, don't actually do any of that, it'll just end up breaking. Just mount it on your wall because it looks cool and maybe, MAYBE it'll keep zombies away. So far, it seems to be working. Have you seen any zombies lately? Didn't think so. Product Specifications Keep hostiles away from your room Looks just like the torch from the game Officially licensed Minecraft collectible Hangs on your wall or sits on a table Materials: plastic Battery Requirement: 3 AAA batteries Dimensions: 11" x 2 1/4" x 2 1/4"
Plunger One Handed Pepper Grinder
At first, we imagined writing about this like an As Seen on TV commercial. Black and white footage of someone trying to hold a plate and put pepper on it at the same time. OH NOES! They drop the plate! Doesn't this happen to you ALL THE TIME? Then we realized that there's a much better reason to have a One Handed Pepper Grinder: it takes up minimal space so you can have grinders for all types of peppercorns, making you ready to season all types of foods at a moment's notice. Black Peppercorns are your standard, good for pretty much any food. White peppercorns are more ripened and have the black shell removed. They're rich and almost wine-y and are beautiful for light-colored dishes like poultry or soup. Green peppercorns are harvested early. Their young and fresh flavor pairs well with seafood and vegetables. Szechaun peppercorns, once illegal in the US, are back with their spicy/numbing/amazing flavor. And finally, pink peppercorns, which are really not peppercorns at all, but the dried berry of the peppertree. They are made for yumming up poultry and fish, and can be mixed with real peppercorns too! So right there, we're gonna need five of these pepper grinders, one for each kind of peppercorn. Unscrew the bottom, pour in the peppercorns, close it up, and it's ready to grind with the press of a springy button. The small footprint -- just 1" across -- means you really can fit five of them in your pantry in the space of two normal-sized pepper grinders. Get seasoning, geeks! Product Specifications Grind pepper with one hand, hold stuff with the other! Wrap your hand around the bottom, press the springy button on top BAM! Pepper comes out! ACHOO! Unscrew the bottom to fill with your favorite peppercorns Dimensions: 6.25" tall Material: Aluminum, 304 stainless steel
Aliens Chopsticks
One of the difficulties in learning to eat with chopsticks is getting the gripped food from the plate up to your mouth. It's a bit like the claw machine at the arcade; sure, you "got" that cheap plush, but in the ride over to the dispensing area, anything could happen. So we thought, "What is something that grabs on and never lets go?" Of course, the answer is FACEHUGGER! If you can stomach eating food with an extremely detailed xenomorph, these chopsticks are for you. The level of detail on these is amazing and will make Aliens fans squee every time you pull them out for a meal. (It may make your dining companions grossed out, but that just means more sushi for you, right?) These unique chopsticks are 9" long and feature high quality sculpts and color as well as the guarantee that you will not be infected with a chestburster by using them. Product Specifications Chopsticks modeled after Aliens creatures Highly detailed sculpts and paint make these amazing works of art Eat with them! Use them as hair sticks! Sword fight with them! Choose: Big Chap, Chestburster, Facehugger Hand wash for longest life: these are tiny pieces of art! Dimensions: approx. 9" long
Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit
When you get a new place, it's pretty exciting. Maybe it's your dorm room, the first time you've lived away from your parents. Or your first apartment, paying rent that's too damn high. Or your first house (or second, or third, or fourth...). Your head is swimming with ideas on how to make it your own... once the router is set up and you have WiFi and cable TV, of course. Priorities, we have them. Fun and funky lighting is one of those things often on our wish list, but rarely achieved. We look at the home improvement shows, we browse through the big box stores, but we don't like busting out the power drill. We really don't like futzing with electricity. Let there be light without hard work! Let the lazy rejoice! This Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit makes it so easy to dress up any area of your home or office with functional and fun lighting. Illuminate your shelves to display your prized collectibles. Shine some lights under your kitchen cabinets. Turn your bedroom into a dance party zone. An easy-to-use 24 button remote lets you quickly change color schemes, dim or brighten, or switch between four preset dazzling lighting displays to create the perfect atmosphere. Did we mention you can install it in just minutes without any tools? Yep, stop reading and start figuring out where you're going to install these babies. Product Specifications Add light and color to any area of your living space Illuminate and accent cabinets, toe-kicks, pantries, closets, book and garage shelves and much more 15 colors (plus white) to choose from, so it will match your decor Eco-friendly and energy-saving: At peak illumination, 2 feet of lights use a max of 10 watts LED lifespan is over 50,000 hours RoHS compliant: Does not contain Mercury or other hazardous materials Easy installation: Peel the two-sided tape from back of strips Apply to clean surface Connect power as instructed in the manual Add more strips (up to 36 feet!) if you want Use the remote to: Turn on/off Dim or brighten Change colors (15 colors, plus white) Change lighting display (flash, fade, all fade, RGB flash) Package includes: Two 1 ft Multicolor LED strips (1' x 0.394" x 0.126" each) AC adapter Controller Manual Infrared remote
Cracked Up Kitchen Colander
If we had a nickel for every time we broke something accidentally in the kitchen, we... well, unless you count broken recipes, we probably don't have very much. Can that statement be adjusted for inflation? Cuz if we had a dollar for everything we broke, we'd have at least enough for a pizza. The Cracked Up Colander looks like a busted bowl. In fact, it pretty much is a busted bowl. The irregular surface has just the right amount of tiny cracks to let your pasta water drain or help you wash the dirt off your fresh veggies or fruits. Or wash the chocolate pudding off your LEGOs. Parents, you know what we're talking about... Product Specifications Looks busted, but works better than a bowl! Colander is a work of art and a handy kitchen tool Materials: Food-safe ABS plastic Dimensions: 10.75" diameter Yes, it's dishwasher safe!
Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket
Nothing screams "college geek" like piles of laundry that sit forever. Now we've got just the thing to complete your apartment or dorm room: this toxic waste drum laundry basket! Perfect for those of us who put off laundry until the last minute and need a place to...dispose of our dirty shirts and socks. This radioactive green bin isn't our mom's laundry basket! It'll keep those whiffy washings out of sight -- way better than hiding them under our bed when someone's coming over! And when we've processed our "waste" in the washer, this basket collapses until we need to use it again. Product Specifications Radioactive green bin screams "hazardous material!" Pop-up bin is easy to store Dimensions: 21.75 inches tall when opened, 17.25 inches in diameter. Collapses flat
Molecular Cocktails Starter Kit
The mixed drink has seen a resurgence in popularity, and a great deal of effort has gone into reinvigorating older style cocktails and making them hip again. Gone are the days of Mudslides and Appletinis. We're ushering in a new era of Gimlets, Sidecars, and Rob Roys. Still, modern palates may find those older cocktails a little flat. Today, people expect not only the mule kick of a glass full of the hard stuff - they want flavors and textures. They expect sweet and sour mixed with caramel and smoke. They want effervescence, and silky smooth and slick textures. Putting whiskey and vermouth into a cocktail shaker and going to town on it won't make a delightfully foamy concoction, cognac and lemon juice will never glow in the dark, nor will blending vodka and lime juice make it into a jelly. If you want to take your cocktails to the next level, you'll need help. That help comes in the form of science! Flavorless chemicals that thicken, color, and stabilize your concoctions into new forms. Delight your friends as you deconstruct the classic tequila sunrise with caviar made of grenadine and a foamy head of tequila and orange juice! Serve up skewered Midori cubes that taste like the classic melon liqueur, but are chewed rather than sipped. And that's just the beginning! With the included booklet, learn how to make more than fifty new and amazing cocktails, with skill requirements ranging from trivial to advanced. All you need is a little alcohol, some friends, and a little help from science! Features All-in-one kit of tools and texturizers Make incredible cocktails to amaze your friends Included in this kit: 40g Cold Soluble Gelatin 50g Calcium Lactate 20g Sodium Alginate 10g Xanthan Gum 20g Soy Lecithin Measuring Spoons Slotted Spoon 1 DVD of 30 cool recipes with easy-to follow instructions Pipettes for spherification
World's Largest Coffee Cup
Sometimes it takes one cup of coffee to start our engines in the morning. Some days are two cuppers. And then there are days like today when it feels like only straight up electricity could perk us up. Today is a 20 cup day. But we're too tired to get up and down and get 20 cups throughout the morning. Good thing we have the World's Largest Coffee Cup. It's 20 regular cups of coffee in one giant, massive, awe-inspiring cup! Each World's Largest Coffee Cup weighs a little over 10 lbs. It weighs a little over 10 lbs. empty, that is. This means not only will you be getting waaay too much coffee with one cup, but you'll also be getting some arm exercise. But do you really need your own World's Largest Coffee Cup you are wondering? Well, you don't want someone else in the office to get it first do you? Yeah, we're just looking out for you, is all. You're welcome. Please note: No puppies were given coffee for these photos. Whimsy was staring at some treats. We just thought it would be cute. So there. World's Largest Coffee Cup A giant among beverage containers. Holds up to 20 normal cups of coffee . . . or some soup . . . or a small chicken. Made of porcelain - hand wash recommended. Weight: 10.3 lbs (empty). Dimensions: 10" diameter x 6.5" tall.
PC Case Badges
And replace them with one of these puppies. These are standard sized 1" x 1" domed badges that can easily replace your current boring badges (or fill the void should one not currently exist!). Plastic domed badges with adhesive backing, these are gonna last much longer than your PC will ;) Choose from one of twelve designs: ThinkGeek (black on brushed metal), Tux (black and orange on white), Beer (yellow and white on brushed metal), Linux Inside (blue on brushed metal), Frag (white on black), 42 (black on brushed metal), RTFM (white on black), Timmy the Monkey (brown, tan, and black on white), Panic Button (red and black on white), 1337 h4x0r (black on brushed metal), 1up Mushroom (black and green on white), and meh (white on black).
Half Full Optimist's Glass
You know the type - the downer. The drain on any party. The one that, right after an hilarious anecdote about the monk they met in an an ashram in Dhaka, deflated everybody with discussions of abject poverty in urban India. What a downer. Definitely a glass-half-empty guy. You know that idiom, right? Some folks look at a glass of liquid and say that it's half-empty, while others would quip that it's half full. Whichever you say helps to indicate if you're an optimist, or a pessimist. Pessimists, some say, are more likely to be depressed, sap energy out of the room, and generally make for bad times. Optimists, in contrast, tend to be livelier, solicit smiles from their friends and colleagues, and be secretly despised by the rest of his coworkers as he cheerfully strolls down the hall whistling a happy tune smiling at everybody he sees all bright-eyed and jolly that big stupid jerk. Still, there's a lot to be said about being an optimist. For example, if you're drinking out of our half-full optimist's glass, your drink is at least partially filled. See, the bottom of the glass doesn't start until halfway up, so your drink always starts half full. Buy one for that annoying coworker that can't see the fabled silver lining! Buy one for the other annoying coworker that sees nothing but the silver lining. Buy one for yourself, just to keep your outlook positive. So put on your rose colored glasses, keep your chin up, and remember - it could be worse. Features 7 ounce double-walled drinking glass Durable borosilicate glass Etched with "Half Full" and "Half Empty" Great gift no matter what side of the fence you're on
Beer Hammer Bottle Opener
There are many things that drive us to consume alcohol, not the least of which is home improvement. When Randall Munroe made that xkcd comic about drilling too many holes in a wall, we all nodded our heads because we've been there. (Honestly, they should call it a "stud vicinity finder." Just sayin'. At least the TV hides the majority of those holes.) Home improvement ruins walls and makes normally mild-mannered geeks raise our voices at our significant others and/or roommates. It's a messy business. That's why we ROFLed at the Beer Hammer Bottle Opener and knew we had to have it. After all, once we've "finished" our home "improvement," we could use a cold one. And then five more. Then we'll feel good about the TV being hung slightly off-kilter and light fixture that's dangling by its cord from the ceiling. We can totally fix that tomorrow. Really, sweetie, we will. For now, we gotta watch Leverage. It's a Wil Wheaton episode. Product Specifications When home improvement drives you to drink, we have the tool for that Hammer with integrated bottle opener Step 1: Hammer. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Get hammered! ThinkGeek reminds you to drink responsibly. We like having you around. Srsly, put the other tools away before you crack open the beer, okay? Dimensions: approx. 8.5" long
No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer Travel Mug
Sure it looks like the kind of traveling mug a secret agent might use. It's deep black body absorbs all light and even doubles as a shade device (if you put the mug in between you and the light source and assuming you are no taller than eight inches of course). But that's not all! Its real purpose is two-fold, to allow you to enjoy the best caffeinated beverages the world has to offer and to operate as a first line of defense against all your friends and co-workers with petty computer problems. Extremely high-quality and durable black plastic 16-ounce black mug with 'No, I will not fix your computer' written in white on front. ThinkGeek.Com Imprinted on a stainless steel badge at the top. Removeable screw top lid. Very stylin', extremely profilin'. Get some now.
Luminglass
New! Upgraded technology provides brighter display and a smaller footprint! Crafted from fine quality glass, Luminglass transforms electric current into a spectacular array of light so unique, it was seen in the film Star Trek ® "First Contact". Just plug it in, and watch as lighting mysteriously dances inside a disk of glass that's less than a quarter-inch thick! Create everything from a delicate tapestry of spider webs, to a powerful lightning storm! Luminglass also features a sound-responsive mode which, when used with your voice or music, creates a pulsating rhythm of light that will dazzle the senses. AC Adapter Included. At only 6 inches in diameter, Luminglass is an energizing addition to any office space. Wall mountable and also includes stand. Comes in a deliciously evil and Borg-friendly green - perfect for any regeneration alcove.
BBQ Branding Iron
Sometimes things get complicated on the grill. You're moving fast, shifting burgers and brats, flipping steaks. It can be quite a production but in the end it all gets done because you're a master chef. Well, to be honest, it's really a matter of non-linear heat transference which has nothing do to with your grilling skills. Still, this doesn't change the fact that things can get complicated and just whose steak is whose will get mixed up when the meat ends up in a pile on the plate. That's where the BBQ Branding Iron comes in... The BBQ Branding Iron is the perfect solution to meat confusion. Use the included letters and spaces spell out the name of the owner of the meat and sear it into the flesh. You'll take the mystery out of the meat and leave nothing but the flavor behind. Product Specifications Customizable Grilling Branding Iron Comes with every letter in the alphabet, including spaces No Tools Required Not a cure for Pittakionophobia
Portal Companion Cube String Lights
You've finally come to the end. You don't have any friends, but if you did, we would've invited them to this wonderful party, complete with cake. There are streamers, candles, balloons... and cake. REAL CAKE. Sadly, you burned your only friend, the Companion Cube, by throwing him into the burninator. But, we were able to find dozens of his little brothers and sisters. We thought they'd get lost, or that you'd burn them in fire too, so we hung them around the room. We also put lights in them to illuminate this dark basement room. We hope you like them, and the cake. Sorry you don't have any other friends, but we understand why you don't considering what you did with your last and only one. What with the fire. Product Specifications Companion Cube's little brothers and sisters! Each little one loves you lots, you can see by the little hearts Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible 10-foot long string of lights, 10 lights per string
Swashbuckling BBQ Sword
For millions of years, humans have gathered around the fire to keep warm. One enterprising early hominid stored his haunch of wildebeest too close to the flames, and came away with an unexpectedly juicy and delicious roast 'beest. In subsequent attempts to replicate this magic "cooking" process, however, those cavemen tried holding the meat over the fire with their hands. Several debilitating burns later, they learned to hold the meat over the flames with green sticks. That's using the old noodle! Later, as technology progressed, mankind was able to work metal into spits, and cooking technology leaped forward. However, mankind also progressed in weapons technology and that lovely metal was all used up for swords and knives. What they really needed was something that could do double-duty - a spit with which to roast their meat, and a foil with which to run their enemies through. Unfortunately, that advance wasn't seen widely until the early 21st century, and the culinary arts consequently suffered. One only has to look at hardtack, Spam™, and "Freedom Fries" to know the truth of wartime food-suckage. Thankfully, we now have a 19" long skewer designed to punch holes in your enemy's armor as well as fit up to four large marshmallows on double-tongs! Rejoice, ye violent gourmands! Now you don't have to choose between seeing your enemies flee before you, and roasting the perfect weenie.
Superhero Seatbelt Buckle Dog Collar
Does your dog have super powers? At the ThinkGeek offices, Harley has Teeth of Steel, able to shred any "indestructible" toy in mere seconds. Whimsy has Puppy Cuteness Aura, able to melt the heart of anyone who sees his fluffiness. Buddha has Unstoppable Drool and has been known to cause slip & fall hazards in the Suite 100 kitchen. If your dog has superpowers, these are the collars you want! The Superhero Seatbelt Buckle Dog Collar features the logo of Batman or Wonder Woman. The strong nylon strap has a welded stainless steel D ring for easy leash attachment. When it's time to go naked, the Superhero Seatbelt Dog Collar pops off with the press of a button. Product Specifications For superdogs only, normal dogs need not apply Strong nylon webbing with super artwork Welded stainless steel D ring for attaching your leash Push the button to release the collar Sizes (measure current collar from buckle to the hole used to secure it): Small: 9-15" Medium: 11-17" Large: 15-26"
Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories Logo Spatula
Welcome to this episode of Cooking with Cave; I'm Cave Johnson. On today's episode we'll be showcasing a fun little prank you can do with repulsion gel. It involves jawbreakers and, well, repulsion gel. We're also showcasing our brand new Aperture Logo Spatula! There's absolutely nothing special about it, other than it's shaped like our logo and it flips things that are too hot for you to touch! With the Aperture Logo Spatula, you won't have to worry about waiting until those blisters harden, hopefully creating an inch thick callous of heat-impervious skin. You may also notice that when using the Aperture Logo Spatula, that your dominant hand goes numb on occasion and fluctuates between your normal skin tone and a bio-luminescent blue! Don't worry, that's normal! It's the nanobots that came in the packaging making their way into your system. Product Specifications Spatula for fans of testing in the kitchen Just a normal spatula. The box that it came in, however, is not normal. The head of the spatula is shaped like the Aperture Logo Great for warding off flies and flipping pancakes! (Not necessarily in that order) Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Materials: Stainless steel and nylon Dimensions: 14" long, 3" wide
Flying Alarm Clock
It's not that we've gotten lazy as a species, far from it! We're more productive now than we've ever been, but with more and more work to do, we have to create time by cutting down on late night raids on Molten Core, ordering fast-food, talking on the phone while driving… The only time we have left is spent sleeping. Now you have to stay up late and get up early in an effort to get more done. Waking up after a pitiful five hours of sleep has its own challenges, though. At ThinkGeek, we're always looking for new ways to haul your lazy butt out of bed. Normal alarm clocks wake you up with loud noises to jar you into wakefulness, however we've become accustomed to the snooze-bar… Now, it's become muscular instinct to flail your hands roughly in the direction of the noise, and smack! Nine more minutes of blissful unconsciousness. No more. The Flying Alarm Clock wakes you up with a loud shrieking alarm coupled with a little propeller-driven key that leaps off your nightstand. To turn off the horrible racket, you have to get out of bed and retrieve the key. The propeller flies the key high into the air and off into some dusty corner. You have to force your sleep addled brain into wakefulness, move your stiff legs and retrieve the key before the alarm goes off. By the time you've done so, you're awake enough at least to go make a pot of coffee.
Pluck - Sunny Side Out
Yoink! Bam! Those are only two of many sounds you may be inclined to make when you quickly and easily separate egg yolks and whites using this elegant device. Just hold the Pluck's plastic mouth over the yolk of an already-cracked egg, and squeeze and release the silicone chamber to "pluck" the whole yolk right up, in one clean, easy motion. And then - Zap! Pew Pew! With no mess to clean up, you can get right to the concoction of your delightful dish - a nutritious egg-white omelet, your breakfast sandwich, or your fancy meringue pie. Yolks can easily be pushed back out of the separator, which comes apart for easy cleaning. Product Specifications "Pluck" yolks in one easy motion to separate your eggs Must-have for cooking enthusiasts Materials: textured silicone and plastic Dimensions: 2.12 x 3.93 inches
Demeter Fragrances
There are some scents that simply make us happy. Whether it's remembering a magical night, a childhood toy, or a favorite food, these scents trigger something that never fails to elicit a smile. Demeter Fragrances distill those memories down into amazing 1 oz bottles of magic, including scents like Paperback, Play-Doh, Sushi, and Waffles. Earl Grey Tea: It was Picard's secret to staying calm under fire. The warm and comforting scent of black tea with bergamot. Firefly: Remember those Spring evenings spent romping through the backyard, catching fireflies in a mayo jar? This smells exactly like that. Marshmallow: Is it the scent of a campfire and toasty, melty, gooeyness on a stick? Or is it more like wrapping your hands around a warm mug of hot chocolate? You decide. Paperback: A trip to your favorite library or used bookstore. Sweet and lovely with just a touch of the musty smell of aged paper. Play-Doh: Breathe in the scent of your childhood with this fragrance that smells exactly like a freshly opened jar of Play-Doh modeling compound. Sanrio 50th Anniversary: Hello Kitty! Inspired by the scent of a Sanrio store, this fragrance smells like Japanese fruit flavored gum and scented erasers. Sushi: The refreshing smell of sticky rice, seaweed, and hints of lemon and ginger. No fish smell to be found. A completely unexpected perfume! Thunderstorm: For those who love the way the world smells just before the heavens open up. Difficult to describe in words, but you know it when you smell it. Waffles: The warm and mouthwatering scent of hot waffles smothered in melty butter and real maple syrup. When we think of happiness, we think of waffles. We'd love to hear what you think about these fragrances and if you have any other scents that you'd like us to carry. What scents remind you of happy times? Product Specifications Smell like happiness. Or waffles. Same thing. Pick-me-up cologne spray for men & women Choose: Earl Grey Tea, Firefly, Marshmallow, Paperback, Play-Doh, Sanrio 50th Anniversary, Sushi, Thunderstorm, Waffles 1 fl oz / 30 ml
Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Planner
We imagine it must be difficult for The Doctor's companions to keep track of when they are. It's probably easy when going backwards in Earth's timeline: check out the fashions, the technology, the leaders. Bam. You have a ballpark year. Going into the future or into the timeline of another planet... that's when it starts getting confusing. Plan your space-time continuum (at least for 2013) with this TARDIS-blue day planner. This planner is a unique item created to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the BBC TV show Doctor Who. Open up your TARDIS and start marking your important dates. Each spread shows a full week and includes images from Doctor Who from the 1960s through 2012. Product Specifications Always know when you are with this day planner Created for the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who 2013 day planner for all your important dates Includes images from all 50 years of the TV show Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible 120 pages of timey-wimey keeping Dimensions: 9.40" x 7.60" x .80"
Rare Earth Magnetic Fridge Pins
Neodymium magnets are becoming World Famous for their amazing lift to weight ratios. It used to be you could only find Neodymium magnets in specialized equipment like hard drives. Now they are creeping up more and more in everyday life. You could even consider making your own. How? It's very simple! You just find yourself a nice chunk of some Misch metal from the Earth's substrate, then carefully extract any Neodymium, purify it, mold it, coat it in a small amount of nickel, and then wrap some plastic around it in the shape of a thumbtack. Voila. These rare earth magnetic fridge pins are great for home or office. Their small size won't cover up your pictures, notes and lists. And again, let us repeat that they are strong enough to hold 10 sheets of paper and lift up to 1 lb. each! 8 pins in every set!
Hidden Bookshelf
Knowledge, they say, is power. Power to do good or ill, power to create or destroy, power to change the world! All that power, though, cannot defeat even the weakest of the nuclear forces: gravity. Or can it? Look at this stack of books... How is it staying up? Is it glue? Velcro? Tractor beams? The secret is a simple and clever little device called the Hidden Bookshelf! An L-shaped wedge of metal holds your books up against the wall while a tiny clip holds the inside cover of the book up, giving your larger books the illusion of sticking to the wall as if by magic! Of course, you're smarter than most and know that there's no such thing as magic. Still, those more impressionable people out there will still be blown away by your apparent mastery of space and time!
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to "turned thumb." If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3" x 1.25" x 2.5"
Trek Fish Car Emblem
There are Trekkers and then there are Trekkies. The only difference being Trekkers are ashamed of the reputation that comes with being a Star Trek fan. So much so, in fact, they've shunned the word "Trekkie" as somehow being derogatory. See, we believe that we should own the word. There's nothing wrong with being a Trekkie, so might as well say it loudly and proudly! Shout it from the rooftops! Wear your Expendable shirt with pride! Make your fandom known even when you're driving! We Trekkies (own it!) practically worship at the Altar of Roddenberry, so we wake every morning thinking about the intricacies of temporal mechanics, stub our toes and curse in perfect tlhinghan Hol, drink steaming mugs of raktajino, and drive to work lamenting the Warp 5 galactic speed limit. No doubt about it, we're Trekkies (I SAID OWN IT)! It is with that in mind that we humbly offer these chromed plastic Trek fish for your car. Boldly go and proclaim your love for all things Trek. Lament that your car doesn't have an anti-matter warp core, or is armed with photon torpedoes! Show everyone you know, everywhere you go, that infinite diversity in infinite combinations is your prime directive! Ok, maybe that was a stretch, but still - there's nothing like being a Trekkie (shakes fist - ownnn iiiiiit...) and having a Trek Fish Car Emblem shining proudly on your vehicle.
Portal 2 Underground Vinyl Sticker Sheet
You saw the Portal 2 Poster Kit and you whined said “Oh, ThinkGeek! Great love of my life! Bringer of all things amazing! Why oh WHY don’t you have the underground warning signs in STICKER FORM? I want to separate them out and hang them all over my dwelling places so I can pretend I’m hanging with Cave Johnson and his combustible lemons. Pleeeeeeeeeease make it happen!” Okay, maybe you didn’t say all of that, but we did make it happen. Introducing the Portal 2 Underground Vinyl Sticker Sheet, which contains 7 individual full color stickers from the in-game signs. The full color designs are printed on a vinyl sticker sheet that has a water and UV protective laminate. Each sticker is individually cut out on the sheet, so you can post them up wherever you like. Product Specifications Hate posters? Cool, we have the warning signs one in sticker form! 7 individual full color stickers, pulled directly from the game Printed on vinyl sticker sheet with a water and UV protective laminate Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible Entire sticker sheet measures 11" x 16.5" Individual stickers are of varying dimensions
The Gun Mug
Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe
4 Color LCD Weather Station
Unless you've hit the Lazy Lottery and can spend all day every day inside your house, having everything delivered to you while you lounge around in your Cthulhu slippers playing video games, you're going to need to venture outside. And venturing outside means you're going to have to know about the weather so you can decide whether today is a hoodie day or a jacket day or an umbrella day. The 4 Color LCD Weather Station will prepare you for whatever lies out there in the big bad outdoors. It displays indoor and outdoor temperature and humidity, current weather conditions, heat index, and dew point. It also doubles as an alarm clock, showing you the date, time, and even the moon phase for you worrywart lycanthropes. And for those rainy days when waking up is hard to do, there's a snooze button. Rainy days are the best days for naps. Product Specifications Personal weather station keeps you informed every day 4-color LCD screen displays weather in bright colors Displays: Indoor & outdoor temperature in F or C Indoor & outdoor humidity with built-in hygrometer Current weather using built-in barometer Time via digital quartz clock Month, day, and day of week Heat index Dew point Moon phase Alarm clock (with snooze) Remote sensor operates on RF 434MHZ, range 100ft Batteries: 2 AAA batteries (not included) required for sensor AC adapter powers the LCD screen Indoor Temperature Range: 32 to 122 F (0 to 50 C) Outdoor Temperature Range: -4 to 140 F (-20 to 60 C) Dimensions: 2.8" x 2.5" x 8.4" Weight: 10 oz.
Doctor Who 16oz Travel Mug
Raise your hand if you've seen a blue car with a vanity license plate that says TARDIS, T4RDIS, TARD1S, T4RD1S, TARDI5, TARD15, T4RDI5 or T4RD15. Just in the area local to ThinkGeek HQ, there are at least three. We salute you, superfans who wear your Doctor Who love on your vehicles. Some of us carry our Doctor Who love inside our vehicles, which is why we have the Doctor Who Travel Mug. This 16 ounce mug is printed to look just like a TARDIS.... a travel-mug shaped TARDIS, that is. (A rectangular travel mug wouldn't fit in your circular cup holder, you see!) Fill it up with your caffeinated morning beverage of choice and get ready to wish you had a real TARDIS while you sit in traffic and sip your brew. Product Specifications Travel mug that looks like the TARDIS Drink while you wish you had a real time traveling vehicle Material: Blue plastic exterior, stainless steel interior Capacity: Holds 16 ounces of your favorite beverage Love your mug: Hand wash for longest artwork life
Build Your Robot Family Car Decals
Doesn't everyone always dream of building their own robot? It would cook, clean, empty the dishwasher, do the laundry. Maybe it could drive so you could nap in the car or maybe it would do the grocery shopping. Alas, the chances of building that dream robot are pretty slim once you've got three kids, a minivan, a dog...and a mortgage. But it's not too late! Now you can build your own family of robots with these mix and match robot family decals. Unlike those boring "look how happy and nuclear we are" traditional family decals, these nuts and bolts decals show the world that you are still cool, hip and rebellious! Now imagine if your children were actually robots. No more arguing about picking up their rooms, no more talking back. Straight A's. But, hey, one thing at a time. Product Specifications Build your own robot family with these mix-n-match decals More than 50 decals for endless combinations Decals for mom, dad, kids and pets Stick easily to any clean and flat surface Enough for two cars, a few windows, and some other places Each set includes 2 Dogbots and 2 Catbots (but with scissors, you could easily build additional Petbots from the parts of other robots!) Invented at ThinkGeek!
Periodic Table of Imaginary Elements Poster
We can't all be science geeks. While there are those of us who can fill in a blank Periodic Table of Elements without an error, there are also those of us who failed that test because we thought Gold should be "Go" and Mercury "Me." But we can wax on for hours and hours about the elements in the DC and Marvel universes, or the science behind space travel on Star Trek, or how Dr. Horrible's Freeze Ray works. This poster is for you, media geeks. It's a beautiful poster by Russell Walks that shows 122 totally fictional elements, organized by media (cinema, TV, literature, gaming), origin, and energy potential. Of course, staring at this poster has made us want to create a universe in which all these elements are the standard. What do you think? Good idea? Product Specifications 122 fictional elements, organized by media and genre Everything from Unobtanium to Wonderflonium to Latinum Some of us know more of these than the real periodic table of elements Poster print by Russell Walks Dimensions: 19" x 17"
Executive Circuit Board Desk Clock
Show that you love the Earth and computers with this recycled circuit board desk clock. You could even call it an executive desk clock, if you are an executive (or faking it until you make it). If you're not, than you should probably just call it a desk clock. It’s not digital, we know, but if you try hard you should still be able to tell what time it is in order to get to your 9:30 meeting about the overdue TPS reports. Geez! If you had an assistant you wouldn’t need such an awesome clock. You would have someone to tell you when to go to your meetings. Or, maybe, your meeting would come to you -- in your office! In the meantime you can at least look the part with the sleekest desk clock on the cubicle block. Product Specifications Made from recycled circuit boards Circuit board patterns may vary Dimensions: 6" x 6" x 1 3/4", Clock: 2 3/4" diameter Batteries: 1 LR44 watch battery, included
Pet Water Bottle with Roller Ball
Walk? Walk? We're gonna walk? Yes, I want to walk. Yes! YES! How many times do I have to say this? Do you need me to dance? Ooooh, ooh, the leash. Yes, you need to attach yourself to the leash before we can go. It's okay. I know you'd get lost without me. I don't mind leading you around. I know where all the good smells are. Yarrrr, let's not walk by the water though, there be pirates. I wouldn't want them to make you walk the plank... after all, you're attached to my leash! If you have a jolly dog eager to walk the plank around the neighborhood or through the woods, be sure to keep them hydrated. Why spill your own water all over the place when your pup can have their own bottle? This stainless steel bottle features pirate pups and holds 24 ounces of water. Pop the cap and invert it and when your dog licks the rollerball, the water will release. A handy clip lets you hang it from belt, bike or bag. Product Specifications Stainless steel water bottle for pets, holds 24 ounces 2 dual leak resistant caps: small for drinking, large for filling Invert bottle and water will release when dog licks bottle Slight dripping is normal (you're using this outside anyway, right?) Fits in most car cupholders Handy clip lets you hang it from your belt or bag BPA-free (it matters for pets, too!) Wash container with warm water and dish soap, air dry thoroughly before storing
Star Trek Starfleet Hip Flask
Academy graduates, upon receiving their first assignments, are typically issued three things: Their uniform, their communicator, and their phaser. The bright-eyed young recruits then blast off into space, in search of adventure! If, however, your uniform is of the security / ops variety, you're a member of the infamous "redshirts." As such, you're also given one extra item. The Official Starfleet Hip Flask. Why? Because your job is going to be hard. Whether you're having to deal with a tyrannical captain who demands you give him "warp speed NOW, mister" or you're expected to act as cannon fodder for the next away mission, there will be times when a quick belt is what you need to get through the day. Maybe you'll be assigned to engineering. Sounds like a nice job, doesn't it? Playing around with plasma manifolds and adjusting the polarity on a stuck phase inverter sounds like interesting work. Then, one day, the captain orders you to disconnect the hyper-intelligent battle-computer from the warp engines and VOOM! You've been vaporized into a reddish mist. Perhaps, instead, you're assigned to security. Sounds idyllic - beaming down to some pastoral world, verdant and clean without even so much as an insect to bother. One step around a boulder and SHAZAM you're reduced to a pile of ash and smoking boots. It's enough to drive a man to drink, and Starfleet is a pragmatic organization. Rather than combat drunkenness at work, they encourage the redshirts to "take the edge off" their days. It's the least they can do, considering your inevitable sacrifice.
Marvel Superhero Family Car Decals
Your family is too cool for those stereotypical family decals. After all, you have super powers! Dad is a super soldier, fighting the good corporate fight in CubeVille. Mom is a techie wizard, able to automate nearly everything in the home. Big Sister is always hanging out high, high up (and nobody knows just how she got up there) and Little Brother shakes off scratches and cuts and just keeps on playing. No ordinary stickers will do for you! Marvel Superhero Family Car Decals are the product of a partnership between ThinkGeek and Marvel. One package contains 50 decals, plenty to decorate multiple cars and your wee geeks' bedroom windows. Four characters are included: Iron Man, Captain America, Wolverine, and Spider-Man. Each character comes in six versions: Dad, Mom, Daughter, Son, Dog, and Cat. Assemble your team of heroes and proudly display them wherever your Fantasti-Car may take you. Product Specifications Family car decals for fans of Marvel superheroes 50 decals in all, 2 sheets of each set Ironman (Dad, Mom, Boy Child, Girl Child) Captain America (Dad, Mom, Boy Child, Girl Child) Wolverine (Dad, Mom, Boy Child, Girl Child) Spider-Man (Dad, Mom, Boy Child, Girl Child) Pets (Cat & Dog versions of Ironman, Captain America, Wolverine, Spider-Man) Marvel logo Stick easily to any clean, flat surface Officially licensed Marvel collectible
DC Comics Caped Shot Glass
There is really nothing super about drinking excessively. You're probably having a ton of fun while it's happening. Everything is hilarious. Everyone has +5 to Sexterity. You're clearly a genius. But then the next morning rolls around and you wake up with your head pounding and your phone has a number in it labeled Future Spouse. But if you'd like to feel a little more super before the big crash the morning after, do so with a DC Comics Caped Shot Glass. Each shot glass is emblazoned with the emblem of your super of choice and has an adorable tiny cape strapped around it. Yes, we suppose you could use the cape to wipe your mouth after you take your shot, but is that what Batman would do? Product Specifications Shot glasses with tiny capes and the logos of favorite supers Officially licensed DC Comics collectable Cape is removable for washing Choose: Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman Love your glass: Hand-wash for longest artwork life. Seriously, kids. Drinking isn't all it's cracked up to be. Be responsible.
Despair, Inc. 2013 Custom Calendar
We've teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. again to bring you a totally demotivating and hilarious 2013 calendar. You'll get a different Demotivator each month (see below) as well as important dates in geek history. Impress your friends with your geeky trivia knowledge! Never forget Talk Like A Pirate Day again! Send @wilw a Happy Birthday tweet right on time! The superpowers you will gain from having this calendar cannot possibly be fit in one paragraph. Keep it for yourself or give it to that geek in your life who has everything but still finds stuff to complain about. They'll love it, but pretend to hate it. That's just how they roll. Some sample dates of import: January 3, 1892: J.R.R. Tolkien's birthday. Eat second breakfast. Then elevensies. February 12: Darwin Day. Celebrate science by acting like your chimp ancestor. March 16, 1999: Thousands of nerds become instantly hooked on the EverCrack. April 2: Act Like A T-Rex Day. Or as we call it, "Fall for April Fool's Jokes Again Day." May 4: Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you! June 10: Ballpoint Pen Day. Scratch giant circles on a paper to start the celebration. July 3, 1985: Back to the Future is released, earns a gigawatt of cash. August 22, 1920: Ray Bradbury's Birthday. S is for space. L is for love. September 18: International Observe the Moon Night. We love the moon cuz it is close to us. October 18, 2009: W00tstock is born and a generation of geeks rejoices. November 20, 2009: Large Hadron Collider goes live, world remains intact. For now. December 18: National Roast a Suckling Pig Day. At least eat some bacon. And dozens and dozens more! Includes the following Demotivator designs: Shoot For the Moon: Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff. Love. Money can't buy you love: But it can buy exotic cars and luxury yachts. Once you've got those covered, you'll be fighting love off with a stick. Collaboration: When a motivated group of people join together, they can turn problems into opportunities. Especially drinking problems. Teamwork: Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence. Priorities: Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... but the world may be different because I did something so baffingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction. Believe in Yourself: Because the rest of us think you're an idiot. Adventure: Keep living life like there's no tomorrow and you'll be right sooner than you think. Romance: Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head. Distraction: Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work. Keep Calm: We'll get to the carrion part in a minute. Commitment: Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's how we got s...
Floppy Disk Drink Coasters
We have a soft spot for old technology, whether it's computers, phones, or music players. Our parents warned us that this would happen, so it appears once again they were right. We're staying on the bleeding edge of technology as long as we can, but we'll wax nostalgic about cassette tapes and floppy disks so today's teenagers can roll their eyes and call us old fogies. This set of coasters is designed to look just like the floppy disks you know and love. Even the back side is "anatomically correct," as it were. Use a Sharpie to personalize the labels for specific members of your crew if you want! These four coasters come in the three primary colors and classic black. Product Specifications Put your drink down on a floppy floppy! Set of four silicone coasters that look like floppy disks Colorful: Red, yellow, blue, and black Dimensions: Standard 3.5" floppy sized
E is for Energy Tank Mug
It's Monday morning. You've been out rocking and rolling all weekend, and boy is your arm-cannon tired. You arrive at work in your robot dog, transform him into your desk chair, and settle into him to check a few news feeds to see if any killer roboviruses or random Russian scientists have tried to take over the world. Suddenly, your robot dogchairphone rings! It's Boss Man, and the wily client just moved back the due date on your project -- to 20XX! (XX, we assume, is some value less than 10.) He wants the finished product on his desk by the end of the day, or he introduces you to Pink Slip Man. There's no time to lose! You'll have to fight your way through 8 challenging stages of your project before your final confrontation with Boss Man: Browser Quirks Man Perl Man Inopportunely-Timed Flu Man Feature Creep Man Debug Man Failure To Grasp Mathematics Before Noon Man Refuctoring Man Damn It Man How will you ever finish on time? How will you even make it through the day without exploding into a bunch of pulsing sparks? Fear not, Blue Bomber! Recharge your tired batteries as many times as it takes with this Energy Tank mug! Unlike previous models, this one even includes a handle so you don't have to burn your hands. And also unlike previous models, you can keep more than 9 in your inventory. (Please do!) Please note that the Energy Tank arrives empty, and you will have to fire the weapon you got from Caffeine Man into this yourself. If it makes you feel any better, at least you won't get funny looks for trying to shove your arm-cannon into your mouth anymore. Don't be caught facing your enemies without adequate energy. At least, until we start offering 1UPs.
Wonder Plunger Measuring Cup
Now, I'm not a nutritional anthropologist, but I do know one. She tells me that for years, mankind has been wrestling with the problem of measuring wet and sticky ingredients. Imagine, for a moment, that you're a TV chef with a scientific approach to cooking. Precise measurement is critical to your recipes. If you were to fill your measuring cup full of honey, molasses, or peanut-butter, simply turning the ingredients out isn't quite so simple! Those wet and sticky ingredients do what they do - stick to the sides of your measuring cup. You'll either have to pull out your rubber spatula and scrape and scrape and scrape until you get most of the goop out, or live with the fact that you'll never be as precise as you like with your measurements. It might make you mad enough rend your trendy bowling shirts and pull your spikey hair out. Luckily, a solution is available. Placing a plunger base at the bottom of your measuring cup means you can push your sticky ingredients out in their entirety. One swipe of your spatula, and you've got all of your ingredients in your mixing bowl. It's such a simple and elegant solution, you'll be using this measuring cup for all of your measuring needs. It's definitely... [cue interrupting and quirky cooking-show music]
Shocking Pen
This lovely desktop novelty needs little introduction, but we shall provide one so that we copywriters might keep our jobs. It's very simple. Just casually stick the shocking pen on your favorite co-worker's desk, then return to your own desk, go back to your or your ex's Facebook page, and patiently await. At some point, the presence of a novel looking thingy on the victims desk will stimulate their need to touch and interact with it. Much like a pickle might if it suddenly showed up on your desk. The victim will then pick up the pen, and, without even a nub of conscious motion, their thumb will immediately migrate to depress the top of the pen in hopes of discovering a fine new writing instrument. Instead, as they depress, they will complete a circuit that creates a small magnetic field, which then simulates an alternating current and provides relatively high voltage to the depression point on the thumb. It all happens in a split second, as will the screech and instant profanity, but the office memories will last a lifetime... Please note, this pen does not actually write as it contains no ink nor an appropriate tip to dispense said ink. So, I suppose we should have called it a 'Shocking Mock Pen' instead of a 'Shocking Pen' - but, oh well - you'll forgive us, right? To make you feel better we'll tell you that it's about 5.5 inches tall. Oh, and it's not for children. This is an adult novelty toy. Sorry Grandma, get Timmy this instead. WARNING!: This is a novelty gift item and is not intended to be used as a toy or on persons under the age of 14. This item EMITS ELECTRICAL SHOCKS, do NOT use this product on anyone suffering from epilepsy and/or heart conditions. Do not use this item on anyone that has a pacemaker.
Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter
When a man tears into a pizza, he does so with his bare hands! He then cries and rushes off to the emergency room to get his fresh 2nd degree burns looked at. Unfortunately, that's not the best approach to eating a double-pepperoni. As anybody who's been burned by bubbling cheese fresh out of the oven, you're gonna want to cut your 'za into manageable slices. If, however, you insist on maintaining your total dominance over Italian cuisine, you can cut your pizza into manageable slices using a pizza cutter that looks like a circular saw! Oh yeah! The Pizza Boss 3000 pizza slicer makes short work of sausage, powers through pepperoni, and annihilates anchovies like a hot knife through, well, pizza, actually. So the next time you're faced with a beautiful New York style pepperoni, or a classic Chicago deep dish meatstravaganza with extra bacon, grab your Pizza Boss 3000 and show that pie who's in charge. Booya. Features Laser etched stainless steel blade High-durability plastic Removable blade for easy cleaning Measures 5 inches long, 2.25 inches wide, and 4.25 inches tall No batteries, gasoline, or oil required to operate this power tool!
Star Trek Retro Propaganda Poster Set
Twenty years ago, the USS Kelvin encountered an unexplained lightning storm in space. Upon investigating the phenomenon, they were attacked by an enormous starship of Romulan design. Hopelessly outclassed by the massive craft, the Kelvin was lost. However, due to the heroic efforts of a young and energetic Captain, over eight-hundred lives were saved. To counter this new unexpected threat, Starfleet's shipbuilders went into overdrive, building more and larger starships than before. The only thing missing is you! Starfleet needs able bodied young men, women and other transgendered beings to be on the front lines - to extend the Federation's reach from the Antares Maelstrom to Perdition's flames. Starfleet's armada spreads the Federation's message of cooperation and peace. But, without you, we're just starships. Every man counts. Join Starfleet today, and make a difference.
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks. Here's a fun party trick: Freeze tonic water in your Batman Ice Cube Tray. The quinine in tonic water will cause the bats to glow blue under black light. Now excuse us while we go join the line of people dancing the Batusi... Product Specifications Ice cube tray makes 12 bat insignia ice cubes Parties in the Bat Cave require bat-ice Made of food grade silicone Love your Batman Ice Cube Tray - hand wash, please. Dimensions: Approximately 8.5" x 4.75"
Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt
On the Starship Enterprise's maiden voyage, the sick bay found itself overrun with victims of curious palm and finger burns. They complained that their food was going to burn if they didn't retrieve it quickly. When asked about an oven mitt, they would drop to their knees and scream, "BUT WHERE?" over and over again until sedated. It was then First Officer Spock came up with the idea to use his trademark symbol of peace and prosperity as a unique design for an oven mitt. The design would keep his crew from getting burned because it was easy to locate and was made of strong, durable, heat-resistant material. There's a reason Spock was a Science Officer. The Star Trek Oven Mitt is made of 100% cotton and is lined and filled with 100% polyester. Not only does this Oven Mitt protect you beautifully, it also greets you with a warm Vulcan sign of peace. No longer will you have to choose between burning your food or burning your hands! The Star Trek Oven Mitt is too unique and too awesome to be shoved in a drawer. You'll have it displayed where everyone can see it. Get the Star Trek Oven Mitt: Cook well and prosper. Product Specifications Conquer hot lasagna pans with the Vulcan grip Oven mitt for fans of Star Trek who like to eat Unique shape and memorable appearance make it easy to find Materials: Exterior: 100% cotton Interior & filling: 100% polyester Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Love your mitt: Hand wash in cold water only
Unicorn Chopsticks
Let's face it. Our meals aren't so magical anymore. We like what we like. Our kids eat the things they eat and don't eat the things they don't eat. It's pretty predictable what's going to end up on the table night after night. No magic here, just mac and cheese. Here at ThinkGeek, we're bringing the magic back to mealtime. What's more magical than a pair of tiny unicorns with overgrown horns? Turning them upside down and using them to eat your favorite Asian foods, that's what! They'll even stand on their tiny hooves to prevent your chopsticks from touching the table. Magical and considerate, those unicorns. Product Specifications Unicorn chopsticks will make every meal magical Mutant unicorns with extra long horns make excellent utensils They balance on their back hooves, too! Made from high quality food grade plastic 9" in length
Dexter Heat Changing Mug
This color-changing Dexter mug is an awesome pick-me-up for those of us who feel a bit stabby before that first cup of coffee. When cold, it's covered in blood spatter just like a fresh murder scene. Pour in your hot beverage of choice and the blood disappears, leaving the grinning mug of Dexter himself. As with all our heat-sensitive mugs, please keep this one out of your microwave and dishwasher. Treat it with care and it will delight you for a long time. Product Specifications For people who feel murderous in the morning When cold, mug is covered in a blood spatter design When filled with hot beverage, the blood lightens, showing Dexter Love your mug: hand wash only. Love your mug more: While it's safe for hot coffee or tea, putting it in a microwave will overheat the color-changing magic and bork it. So don't do that, okay?
Doctor Who High Council of the Time Lords Mug
It must be strange for The Doctor, being the only one left of the time lords. Back in the day, when the High Council of Time Lords was around, there was a government. There were Cardinals and Councillors and a President and a Chancellor and a Castellan. And we assume there were also a lot of rules. Governments are good at inventing those. But now they're gone. All of them. The Cardinals. The Councillors. The President. The Chancellor. The Castellan. All gone. The rules, gone. The laws, gone. It's hard to imagine what it must be like, roaming all of time and space and knowing that you report to no one but yourself. That's pretty amazing power... and a responsibility like no other. Product Specifications Mug for fans of Doctor Who, but especially of extinct peoples Features the emblem of the High Council of Time Lords Integrated handle included at no extra charge Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Love your mug: For longest artwork life, hand wash
Freezy Pups Treats
When the mercury is rising and your dog's tongue is lolling out, it's time for a cool treat. The hose is fun, but who wants to clean up the house when Fido runs inside to shake off? The pool is great too, until a claw goes through the liner. And of course, there are dogs like our Harley who will eat anything thrown in the air, edible or not. Definitely hilarious but definitely unsafe. If your dog has discriminating tastes, or you are eco-minded, you're going to love Freezy Pups. Each kit of Freezy Pups Dog Treats comes with one bone-shaped ice cube tray and a sample packet of four organic gourmet recipes. So organic and gourmet, in fact, all the ingredients are real words and real foods. (Yes, this means you could eat them yourself if you were in the mood for frozen Chicken Soup.) Serve them as a treat on a hot day or melt a couple over your dog's dry food for a delicious gravy. And if your dog is concerned about its waistline, each Freezy Pups treat has only 4 calories. Refill packs are available so you can get more of your dog's favorite flavors. Product Specifications Easy, organic frozen treats for your pup Mix the packet with water and freeze into 14 bone-shaped treats Freezy Pups kit contains: Bone-shaped ice cube tray (food grade, recyclable materials) 4 packets of Freezy Pups: White Cheddar, Juicy Apple, Sweet Potato 'n Maple, Chicken Soup Refill boxes contain 5 packets of one flavor. Each packet makes a tray of treats (14). White Cheddar ingredients: Organic cheddar cheese, organic non fat milk, organic whey, salt (just a pinch) Juicy Apple ingredient: Organic freeze dried apple juice Sweet Potato 'n Maple ingredients: Organic sweet potato, organic maple Chicken Soup ingredients: Organic chicken broth, organic carrot, salt (just a pinch) "How many Freezy Pups can I give my dog a day?" Small: (up to 10 lbs) 2-3 frozen treats/day Medium: (10-25 lbs) 4-6 frozen treats/day Large: (over 25 lbs) 7-8 frozen treats/day
Crusader Helm Mug
Being a paladin is serious business. First off, you need to be true to your patron deity. Secondly, you need to keep your party in line and prevent them from doing things like torturing people they capture or killing innocent civilians. You can't count how many times you've told them that there are kinder ways to extract information from captives... or that they can't use the bard as a human shield (again) just because the Cleric can resurrect him. Most importantly, you need to keep your eyes open. You can't be admiring the fine, yet rustic architecture or drinking deeply from your Crusader Helm Mug. Or can you? Do both with this fine, yet rustic mug with a smooth stainless steel interior, perfect for hot or cold beverages. It's the ultimate mug for drinking during your D&D game or perhaps being the corporate crusader in the office. Choose your own adventure! Product Specifications Be a crusader with this awesome helm-mug Perfect gift for fans of history or playing a paladin Resin exterior, stainless steel interior Holds 14 ounces of your favorite beverage Love your mug: Hand wash only
Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter
Is ginger used in embalming? No. Is it an effective herbal ingredient in tinctures that increase longevity? Not really. Can you make a ginger tea that will make you look younger, reduce wrinkles, stem the effects of Alzheimers, macular degeneration, or arthritis? Sadly, no. Ginger is great for things like stomach aches and nausea, but will it lead to a longer life? Probably not. So it is with this cookie cutter that we remind ourselves of our mortality. The inevitability of death. The haunting spectre of Thanatos as he creeps up behind you, scythe at the ready... but it's not all bad news! At least we can get some cookies out of the deal, and that will make the years we have left to us that much more delicious! Gingerbread men are a delicious holiday cookie, but the ones we make have a twist. The cookie cutter we use, you see, cuts a wee little man shape out of your rolled gingerbread dough, while the other side presses a cutesy little skeleton into the surface. The finished cookie looks like a Gingerbread x-ray. A GingerDEAD man, if you will. Get one of your own right here! They're high-quality food-safe ABS plastic is durable, and cleans up quickly, so you can get back to eating more gingerbread cookies. Ginger may not keep your hair-line from receding, but at least they're delicious! Features One gingerbread man cookie-cutter with skeleton impression Makes deliciously dead gingerbread men Durable ABS food-safe plastic Handwash only 5 inches high by 4.25 inches wide
Perfect T-Shirt Folder
Sheldon Cooper is fastidious. He organizes his sock drawer from light to dark, by thickness, and breathability. His comics are organized by title, grouped by publisher, and cross referenced by story-arc, character appearance, artist and author in a database of his own creation. One time, he counted the hairs on his head, but had to throw the number out due to the unacceptable ratio of normal adult hair loss and his counting speed. Naturally, when it comes to his t-shirts, he's equally fastidious. As a matter of fact, he uses a special folding device that makes sure his folds are precise and perfect every time. The device is simple: a board with folds in it that mirror the perfect folding location. Lay the shirt down, align it with the guides, flip the arms over left, then right, then fold the shirt-tail up. Done in less than 3 seconds. This simple device here does the exact same job. Lay your shirt down, and fold according to the guides. Your shirts will lay flat, corners creased, and sharp as a razor. The advantages are obvious: your shirts will appear uniform and orderly, they will be free of unsightly wrinkles, and they'll fit more tightly into your dresser, shelf, or luggage. Now, if only we can get a simple device that will adequately predict the NMR chemical shift tensors, isotropic shifts, and electric field gradients! Wouldn't that be delightful? Features Fool-proof extra-durable cardboard t-shirt folding aid Made from recycled materials Measures 27 by 32 inches Keeps your clothes wrinkle free
Reusable Polymer Gift Bags
The great part about gift bags is that you just stuff the gift down in there, add some tissue paper, and you're done. Your present qualifies as "wrapped" just as much as someone with spare time who sat down with scissors and tape and made precise hospital corners with wrapping paper. But it seems like such a waste. You pay a couple of bucks for something the person's just going to throw away. The recipient enjoys it for a moment (cats a bit more sometimes), and then it ends up in the trash. That's where these bags come in. They're not flimsy paper and cardboard. They're made from non-woven bonded polypropylene which means the recipient can use them again and again. The large ones are perfect to throw in the car for grocery store runs or for schlepping all your stuff when you're planning a day out and the weather is being indecisive. And the small ones make great lunch bags. When you give a gift in this bag, it's really like you're giving two gifts: the present itself and the bag they can keep on using. That sounds like winning to us. Reusable Polymer Gift Bags Water-resistant, non-woven, bonded polypropylene. Contains 25% recycled materials. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Dimensions: Large Wonder Woman, Marvel Heroes, and Large Hello Kitty are 14" wide x 15" high x 4" deep. Dimensions: Star Wars is 13.75" wide x 14" high x 6" deep. Dimensions: Small Wonder Woman and Small Hello Kitty are 10" wide x 12" high x 4.25" deep. The drop (from the apex of the handle to the bag, straight down) on each is as follows: Marvel Heroes and Large Hello Kitty 9", Star Wars 8.5", Large Wonder Woman 7.5", Small Hello Kitty 6.5", Small Wonder Woman 5.5".
Battle Mug
There is only one word to describe this mug. Cover your ears, folks, because that word is BADASS. The Battle Mug starts out as a 13.5 pound solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum before it enters a state of the art CNC facility in Huntsville, Alabama. This facility produces specialized parts and equipment for the U.S. Department of Defense, major weapons manufacturers, NASA, and a host of other companies working at the U.S. Rocket and Space Center. Built to military specifications, Battle Mug features a M1913 rail interface system which allows you to mount a tactical light, laser device, holographic sight (AKA beer goggles) or even a bayonet for close quarters, high risk operations. A standard issue M4 carry handle is included. Each individually serialized Battle Mug is built with the Operator in mind and features Mil-Spec Type III anodizing and a crenelated base. It's perfect for knocking out drug lords, stomping on terrorists, or brain-squashing zombies. But mostly, you'll want to use it to drink up to 24 ounces of your favorite frosty beverage. Don't forget to pour one out for all the brave men and women who gave the ultimate sacrifice for their country. Product Specifications The most badass mug ever created Made in the USA of solid 6061 T6 billet aluminum M1913 rail interface system to mount your beer goggles Includes a standard issue M4 carry handle Individually serialized and limited edition Fun idea: Bring your Battle Mug to an engraving store and get the bottom engraved with the name of your favorite soldier. Love your mug: Hand-wash. Dishwasher detergents are very high in alkalinity, which will strip the anodic coating of your Battle Mug and cause permanent damage.
Safe Kitchen Timer
Parker: You want me to break into a secure storage facility with whatever I can scrounge up at the buffet table? Nate: Pretty much. Yup. Parker: Cool. - Leverage, "The First David Job" Some people do crosswords, but Parker spends her days calculating the best ways to break into the most highly secured buildings and then studying up on the weaknesses of vaults and safes. And though she has been known to eat a dinner consisting solely of cereal and fortune cookies, we'd guess that once in a blue moon she turns an oven on and makes a real meal. A professional thief like Parker deserves an appropriately-themed kitchen timer, don't you think? The Safe Kitchen Timer looks just like locking mechanism of a traditional, combination-style safe. Of course, Parker was cracking these when she was just a little girl, but it's the thought that counts. Stick the Safe Kitchen Timer to the center of your fridge, turn the dial to the amount of time you need to cook someone's goose, and then go turn on the security lasers in your living room and practice your flips. Product Specifications Kitchen timer that looks like a combination-style safe lock Magnetic: Stick it to your fridge Turn the dial to the time you want, then go read about lockpicking For that rare day you don't want cereal for dinner Dimensions: 3.5" diameter
Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard
If Batman had a clipboard, it would be this one. If Superman was a clipboard, it would be this one. Why? Because this clipboard is bulletproof. Yeah, you read that right: bulletproof. It can hold paper AND stop a 9mm bullet in its tracks. We call it the Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard, and when you get yours, you can call it whatever you want (we recommend something awesome like "Awesomeboard," "The Boardinator," "Bill," or anything else you can think of). Each Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard is a section of Level II body armor, with a clip attached to hold the paper. Level II body armor is tough enough to stop the penetration of 9mm bullets and all those stopped by Level I and Level IIA. The Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard is the toughest clipboard we've ever held. Sure, it's heavy, but when you own a clipboard that can stop bullets, weight doesn't matter anymore. Nothing matters anymore, other than your own awesomeness for being the only person in the office to own a Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard. Oh yeah. Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard A slab of Level II body armor - with a clip (for paper). Level II body armor protects against 9mm, as well as all those calibers protected by Level I and Level IIA. 25 year limited manufacturer warranty. UL Rated for Level II protection. Weight: approx. 3 lbs. Dimensions: 9" x 12". In all seriousness DO NOT POINT GUNS AT PEOPLE EVER, play nice Geeks.
Corn Dog Factory
The greatest thing about carnivals isn't the rides. It's not the games, or the cheating carnies that con you out of your giant stuffed badger. No, the greatest thing about carnivals is the food. Oh, scoff if you must, but there's something about the funnel cake, cotton candy, and various meats on sticks that bring 'em in from miles around. For one, the cooking implements have the ancient caked-on goodness of carnivals of yore to help "flavor" each recipe. Blech. The other thing that keeps 'em coming is how tough it is to make funnel cake, deep-fried twinkies, or corndogs that didn't come from the freezer. Until now. The dream that came through a million years, that lived on through all the tears, has finally arrived - Making your own corndogs at home! But don't let the limits of convention stop you from trying something new! Chop up a little jalapeno into your cornmeal batter for a kick! Substitute a little buckwheat flour or maybe ground almonds in the cornmeal for some nuttiness! Or, you can do like we did in the video - make bacon corndogs, son! Food on a stick is about to go through a revolution. Making your own corndogs at home may not put those thieving carnies out of business, but at least you won't have to wait until the State Fair to get your corndog fix!
Aperture Science Vinyl Decals
It's no secret that we love Portal. After playing Portal 2, we went back and replayed the original. And then replayed Portal 2. In one Saturday. Then came the dreams. Suddenly, we were in the test chamber with the portal gun. GLaDOS was calling us portly and insulting our parentage. And it looked strangely familiar... like the ThinkGeek offices, except every desk, computer, file cabinet, and wall was emblazoned with the Aperture Science logo. If you dream of being an employee of Aperture Laboratories, this decal set is for you. Turn anything you own into the property of Cave Johnson & crew by slapping a decal on it. That's right, your computer, your car, your refrigerator, your file cabinet, all of these can instantly be property of Aperture Science. Each kit comes with one large die cut vinyl decal and two smaller decals and you have a choice of color - black or white. (Cake or lies?) Product Specifications Create your own Aperture Science merchandise Die cut black vinyl decals for fans of Portal & Portal 2 Officially licensed Portal/Portal 2 collectible Kit includes: 1 large (3" x 12") decal 2 small (1.56" x 6.25") decals
Tkaro Glass Water Bottle
Everybody's drinking more bottled water. It's good for you. Some experts say we should be drinking eight to ten glasses of water a day. They go on to say that most Americans are chronically dehydrated, that we drink too much coffee and sodas, which have a diuretic effect on the body. You know what? Those experts are complete morons. The truth is, we should drink water, but there's no hard and fast minimum. We get more liquid than we think from the foods we eat. Coffee and sodas don't hydrate as well as pure H2O, but there's not a net loss from drinking them. And, honestly, even taking those into account, 8 to 10 may still be excessive. The bottom line is, if you're thirsty, drink some water! If you're not, don't! Just listen to your body's needs. And don't drink out of those stupid plastic water bottles. For one thing, they contribute to landfill. Even if you don't throw your bottles away, they still may contain BPA or other chemicals that may be linked to endocrine issues, development issues, and even obesity. Plus, those bottles are so cheap looking. You're a geek with style, and as such, your needs are more sophisticated. This cool glass was designed by a couple of artistic sisters who thought that water should come out of a glass, and not a bottle. To keep your glass safe and shatter resistant, they've made it with this incredibly cool stainless steel sleeve that covers the glass, and keeps it from spilling in transit. Besides that, glass and stainless steel just look cool together. And nestled in the underside of the steel collar is a rubber grommet that keeps the liquid inside the glass in place, so it won't spill even if you throw it in your gym bag. Naturally, you won't want your glass to spill out everywhere, right? Take it with you, that's what it's designed for! Features Glass, steel and silicone construction water glass Unscrew the stainless steel cowling to reveal the gracefully tapered glass inside BPA Free, dishwasher safe 6.5 inches tall, 3 inches in diameter 500 mL liquid volume Designed by Kai Fejér and Taylor Russel Winner of the prestigious red dot design award, 2010
Star Trek 10 oz. Glass Set
Space - the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly drink where no man has drunk before. There's nothing like standing on the bridge of the S.S. Enterprise, looking out into a vast star field and taking a sip of your favorite beverage. Unfortunately we don't live in the 23rd century. That's why we have these fabulous Star Trek glasses! Pretend you're hanging out around the water cooler with Uhura every morning. (She knows all the best gossip.) There's nothing better than a glass of hot, soothing tea with Spock. That hard cider has never tasted better than when you share it with Captain Kirk! Can't fall asleep? Dr. McCoy has your prescription - 50cc's of warm milk. Let's not kid ourselves. Aside from attending a Star Trek convention (which would be a great idea for a ThinkGeek field trip, come to think of it...) this is the closest we're gonna get to raising a glass with anyone from the original Star Trek cast. These glasses feature a full color picture of a cast member on one side (Kirk, Uhura, McCoy, and Spock) and the Starfleet insignia on the other. They come as a set, so they're a great housewarming gift for any Trek fan on your list! In the meantime, our monkeys in the lab are going to get back to putting their finishing touches on the Holodeck...
TARDIS Mug
Remember that time Rose, as Bad Wolf, opened up the heart of the TARDIS, and the golden steam stuff flowed everywhere and she destroyed the Dalek fleet, and then the Doctor regenerated and became a funny Scottish guy for a couple of seasons? Using this mug is kind of like that. Only, without Rose. Or the Doctor. Or the Daleks. (But we have a mug for that, too!) And steam doesn't usually glow in the dark. But all of the rest of it? Totally almost like using this giant TARDIS styled mug, especially if you put some hot tea or coffee in it and then take it somewhere cold so you can see the steam pouring out of it. This isn't your Granny's sipping mug. This mug was made to hold large quantities of beverage and to deliver it to you at the right time - your time. Styled to look like the eleventh Doctor's TARDIS, complete with St. John Ambulance badge and white notice on the door, this is the mug all aspiring Time Lords use when they're not satisfying their hunger for fish fingers and custard. While not actually bigger on the inside than the outside, it can hold 16 ounces of your choice steamy beverage. So kick back like a Time Lord and take a drink from your own personal time machine - just don't let the Pandorica open. It's bad for the mug.
Portal 2 Underground Poster Kit
Portal 2 reinforced something we’ve known for a long time. To dig into history,one must go underground. Look at the the traditional room known as the Man Cave. Where is it? In the basement - underground! What do we do in a man cave? We grab our video game controllers and shoot at the bad guys in a historical war or we roll dice and pretend to fight dragons in a time long, long ago. It’s all making sense. And Cave Johnson - oh, you didn’t realize how apropos his name is? - had his lair underground at Aperture Science. Decorate your man (or grrl!) cave to look like the older incarnation of Aperture with this set of four posters. The Portal 2 Underground Poster Kit includes one of each of the following posters: 1940s Aperture Signs, 1980s Boss Robot, 1980s Four Office, and 1870s Mannequin. Now get back to work on that combustible lemon! Product Specifications Set of four posters from the video game Portal 2 Hang them up anywhere you need more SCIENCE Includes: 1980s Boss Robot (18” x 24”) 1940s Aperture Signs (24” x 36”) 1970s Mannequin (18” x 24”) 1980s Four Office (18” x 24”)
Timmy the Monkey Dog Toy
Timmy likes the puppies. Timmy likes the puppies so much, he wanted to do something to make them happy. To some, he gave lettuce and carrots. To others, he gave Meaty NumNums. But it wasn't enough. Then Timmy made the ultimate gift: he tore off his face and said, "Here, puppies, chew on this!" Not really. He just got dog toys made to look like his face. Timmy the Monkey Dog Toy is here! Timmy the Monkey Dog Toy is super durable and ready to be played with. But this isn't intended to be a chew toy - oh no. Timmy the Monkey Dog Toy is for you and your fur baby to play with together. But that doesn't mean they are wimpy. Each toy is made of Durabite™ fleece and features two layers of this durable material, two encased squeakers, reinforced stitching, and an inner stuffing made of soft foam. It floats . . . it's machine washable . . . what's not to love? Get a Timmy the Monkey Dog Toy for your best friend today. The tail wagging will be thanks enough. Timmy the Monkey Dog Toy Looks like Timmy's face, but goes in your dog's face. For playing with. Made of Durabite™ fleece, featuring two layers of durable material, two encased squeakers, reinforced stitching, and an inner stuffing made of soft foam. Good for any dog, this is for you and dog to play together (i.e. not intended to just be a chew toy). Hey, and it floats, too! Easy to clean: machine washable! Dimensions: approx. 8" x 8" x 1"
Chocolate Flavored Envelopes with Note Cards
People are quick to say that email killed snail mail. After all, we can send tons of messages to all corners of the world with zero worry about postage. But that's not the case. The real death of snail mail was due to terrible-tasting envelopes. Imagine licking an envelope. Did your face just crinkle up in disgust? Exactly. Introducing a game-changer: FLAVORED ENVELOPES. These classy notecards are paired with chocolate-flavored envelopes. Sending out your valentines this year has never been tastier! Slurrrrrrrp, YUM! Slurrrrrrrp, YUM! Slurrrrrrrp, YUM! Slurrrrrrrp, YUM! Slurrrrrrrp, YUM! Slurrrrrrrp, YUM! Slurrrrrrrp, YUM! Slurrrrrrrp, YUM! Slurrrrrrrp, YUM! Slurrrrrrrp, YUM! Ohoh, time to get more... Product Specifications Chocolate-flavored envelopes make snail mail tasty Set of 10 cards and coordinating envelopes Cards are white and chocolate brown with chocolate shavings design Envelopes are white with chocolate brown trim The perfect Valentine's card... for the sender's tongue! Dimensions: 5" x 7" notecards with envelopes
Hammer of Thor Bottle Opener
You've created your own Valhalla in your home. There's your big screen TV, flanked by surround sound speakers. A comfy couch with a fuzzy warm blanket for snuggling. Side tables to hold your popcorn and drinks. And in the corner, your bar, stocked with all your favorite libations. You have built a godly hall of entertainment. Now you need a godly bottle opener. Are you thirsty enough to wield Mjolnir? The Thor Bottle Opener is the first in a line of Marvel-themed bottle openers being made in 2012. Crafted in solid metal, this 6" bottle opener feels powerful in your hand as you pop open brews for your fellow beer gods. Product Specifications Bottle opener is a miniature Thor's hammer Officially licensed Marvel collectible First in a series of Marvel-themed bottle openers for 2012 Crafted in solid metal Drink responsibly, your liver does not possess godly regeneration powers Dimensions: 6" long
Social Media Shower Curtain
To some, the bathroom is a room for taking care of business; to others, it's a room full of fun. For us, it's totally fun. You can play in the bathtub, you can draw on the fogged up mirror, and you make beautiful music (we mean singing . . . ok, we mean something else, too). And now you can add one more thing to your bathroom. That's right: social media! Just hang up a Social Media Shower Curtain, and suddenly the shower is your new wall. Each Social Media Shower Curtain is made of space-age polyester and vinyl and is ready to hang in your bathroom today. It's got some posts on it from your friends: the toilet, the sink, etc. Plus, and this is the part that cracked us up the most, the profile pic is see-through. That means you can cram your face on one side and your face is your profile pic. The Social Media Shower Curtain also helps remind you that bath time doesn't have to be a solitary thing - it can be a social media extravaganza. Please promise us one thing, though: if you send us action shots of your Social Media Shower Curtain, please keep them clean (get it? clean? shower? ok, we'll stop). Social Media Shower Curtain Looks just like an old school (can we say that?) social media page - but it's a shower curtain! The profile pic is see-through, so you can pop your head in for bathtime fun! Made of polyester and vinyl. Machine wash (gentle with cold water) and hang dry. Dimensions: 70" x 70"
PRO Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit
If you have a kitchen that's a bit too dark or a collectibles room that needs light in all the right places, you're going to love the Pro Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit. It's made by the same folks who make the non-Pro version, which we already know and love. The Pro set is just more of the same great thing, and includes extra color controls, including two holiday sets (red/green and red/white/blue). This Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit makes it so easy to dress up any area of your home or office with functional and fun lighting. Illuminate your shelves to display your prized collectibles. Shine some lights under your kitchen cabinets. Turn your bedroom into a dance party zone. An easy-to-use 44 button remote lets you quickly change color schemes, dim or brighten, or switch between four preset dazzling lighting displays to create the perfect atmosphere. Did we mention you can install it in just minutes without any tools? Yep, stop reading and start figuring out where you're going to install these babies. Product Specifications Add light and color to any area of your living space Illuminate and accent cabinets, toe-kicks, pantries, closets, book and garage shelves and much more 20 preset colors (plus white) to choose from, match your decor or mood 3 RGB up-down arrow keys to create custom colors Holiday keys let you get festive for Christmas or the 4th of July Eco-friendly and energy-saving: At peak illumination, 2 feet of lights use a max of 10 watts LED lifespan is over 50,000 hours RoHS compliant: Does not contain Mercury or other hazardous materials Easy installation: Peel the two-sided tape from back of strips Apply to clean surface Connect power as instructed in the manual Add more strips (up to 36 feet!) if you want Use the remote to: Turn on/off Dim or brighten Change colors Change lighting display (flash, fade, all fade, RGB flash) Package includes: 8 x 1ft. multi-color LED strips 3 x 1ft. extension cables 3 x 2ft. extension cables 1 x 5ft. extension cable 1 x Y connector cable 44-key infrared remote A/C Adapter Pro Series Controller Pro Series Manual
Star Wars 10 oz. Glass Set
Not into Blue Milk? These glasses are also great for Tihaar and Membrosia. Your liquids will never feel more loved (before you voraciously ingest them, you Sarlacc, you) than when they're held in these fabulous, six inch tall Star Wars glasses. Princess Leia stands on guard with her laser at the ready. protecting your ice water. Worried about your glass of orange juice? Han and Chewie have your back. Don't fret about your apple cider - Luke's got it covered, even in the midst of Yoda's rigorous training. And that rewarding beer at the end of the day? Well, Darth Vader and one of his many minions aren't going to judge you. So kick back, relax, and let the hate -- err, beverages flow through you. Here at ThinkGeek, we really like glasses. They're extremely efficient at taking liquids from larger containers (perhaps in chilled or heated environments?) and storing them until you're ready to ingest them. We don't know if you've noticed, but liquids can be sort of cumbersome to contain. They like to do things like drip, spill and stain. With these glasses, you can protect your liquids by mastering your prowess over the force (of gravity) in ways only seen in galaxies far, far away. And that was a long, long time ago.
Floppy Disk Sticky Notes
Looking back, it seems like it was ages ago when we used floppy disks. AGES! We remember tracking down Carmen Sandiego and using Print Shop to make our very own greeting cards (and creating bylines on the back from our very own greeting card company - so radical, dude!). Print Shop took TWO floppy disks, one in Drive A for the program and one in Drive B for all the sweet pixelated artwork. It was a crazy operation. Then there was that disk Dad labeled "WORK FILES" which was really Leisure Suit Larry. It even had a very hilarious test to check whether you were a real grown-up. Being geeklings, we easily passed. (Also being geeklings, we also didn't get the majority of the dirty jokes.) But these... these aren't floppy disks. They look just like floppy disks, but they're really cleverly disguised sticky notes. Just like in the old days, you can write your notes on the handy dandy lines on the label. Just don't forget that they're just paper and not actual disks. You can't store more than a few lines of text or a small doodle on these. (Almost like a real 3.5" floppy!) But the sheer retro-awesome of these floppies makes up for their lack of storage capacity, don't you think? Product Specifications Ditch your boring yellow sticky notes for floppy disks Looks exactly like a 3.5" floppy disk from the good ol' days Do not stick this floppy disk into any sort of drive or orifice Really, we mean it. It's a sticky note pad Write your awesome notes on the "label" of the disk, then stick Comes as a 3-pack of floppy disks notepads, in assorted colors
Nintendo Wall Graphics
It's a tale as old as time. Boy grows up, completely enamored with a computer-generated Italian plumber. He pumps his college fund, in quarter form, into Donkey Kong. Later, he grows inch-thick calluses on his thumbs playing Super Mario Brothers on the original NES. He suffered through Super Mario Sunshine, and has the entire season of Super Mario Adventures, staring Captain Lou Albano as Mario, on DVD. Finally, he marries a nice girl named Pauline, and has three kids: Shigeru, Luigi, and Diddy. Poor Diddy. What he doesn't have, though, are these awesome vinyl restickable wall-stickers. Featuring Mario and his friends and enemies through his evolution from 15 pixel high sprite to fully 3d-rendered hyperbeing. Do a faithful recreation of your favorite levels, or create your own, using your own space as a template. Now all you need are mushrooms that make you into a giant, and flowers that let you throw fireballs.
Mazee - Perplexus for Dogs
If your dog is constantly underfoot and driving you bonkers, it's likely because you haven't given her enough to do. Dogs love to work, especially when the reward for that work is edible. We've tried standard treat balls, but our dogs outsmart them pretty quickly. Roll, chomp. Roll, chomp. Roll, chomp. Thirty seconds later, she's baaaaaaack and bored again. What sets Mazee apart is what's inside: a maze! No longer will the treats fall easily from the ball. Instead, they will roll along the inside of the maze much like the metal ball rolls inside your Perplexus human puzzle. No more roll, chomp, done. It'll be roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, chomp. Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, paw, paw, roll, roll, paw, roll, paw, chomp. Start with rounded treats for an easy challenge and work up to small biscuits and other odd-shaped edibles. A busy dog is a happy dog is a tuckered out dog. It all starts with Mazee! Product Specifications Engaging, rewarding, and fun treat toy for dogs Designed for long-lasting play: keeps 'em busy! Pliable but tough outer shell with a maze inside Fill with treats, shake it up, and let your dog puzzle 'em out This toy is intended for puzzle play, not chewing Non-toxic, made of recyclable materials To clean: Fill with hot water, shake vigorously, rinse Dimensions: 5" diameter
Pi Shower Curtain
If you asked Sheldon to recite the first 100 digits of pi, he wouldn't. Not because he was unable, rather because he believes 100 digits is an unacceptably small level of precision suitable only for urban engineering and baked goods. He would, instead, direct you into his bathroom shower where, displayed proudly, approximately 4,600 digits of pie make up the masking pattern on his shower curtain. You see, not only does that level of precision come in handy when you're trying to calculate the circumference of a circle, volume of a sphere, or simple orbital trajectory. When printed on 100% EVA Vinyl in grey and blue lettering, it makes a fine visual masking medium for your naughty bits. In truth, Sheldon has been able to recite 10,000 digits of pi since the third grade, though he finds the process of recitation always leaves him parched and sweaty. The Pi Shower Curtain is merely a natural evolution of that process.
Game of Thrones Coffee Mugs
We can all agree that George R.R. Martin has an appetite for character deaths, but the books also feature all manner of foods and drinks. In fact, we've been known to stop reading to go raid our kitchen. Sadly, we've never found honeyed duck or lemon cakes there. The closest we got was leftover duck curry from Thai take-out and those Girl Scout lemon cookies. Not a feast fit for a Lord or Lady, but it'll do. We're here to introduce you to some new mugs in the ThinkGeek collection: Game of Thrones mugs. Choose yours based on the house you'd like best to serve. Are you a dire wolf of Winterfell or are you the blood of the dragon? Either way, you can pour your spiced wine, mint tea, or iced milk sweetened with honey in your very own House mug. Product Specifications Ceramic mugs for fans of Game of Thrones Choose: House Stark (black, gray, white) House Targaryen (black, red, white) Sworn your banner to another house? Let us know in the comments below! Officially licensed Game of Thrones collectible Dishwasher & microwave safe
Rubik's Cube Coasters
Ready for some blatant honesty? We don't really know what coasters are for. Mom always used to yell at us to use them and all that and blah blah blah. But what if coasters could just add some enjoyment and color to your table? Well, now they can with these puzzlingly awesometacular Rubik's Cube Coasters. It's a set of 6 plastic coasters that stack to form one solved Rubik's Cube - except it doesn't have to. See, because each row is divided into two coasters, you can stack the Rubik's Cube Coasters in a slightly messed up format (i.e. unsolved cube). Sure, it's just a few horizontal rotations, but it's still pretty neat. Oh, and you can protect your tables and stuff from drinks or whatever. Only with the Rubik's Cube Coasters, you'll be doing it in geek style! Rubik's Cube Coasters Protect your furniture in style with this stack of 6 coasters! Fully licensed Rubik's Cube collectible! Includes 6 coasters which stack to form 1 cube. Can be displayed solved or messed up (at least, each horizontal level can be rotated). Assembled Dimensions: approx 4" cubed!
Melting Clock
When Salvador Dali created his masterpiece The Persistence of Memory some suggested he was making some kind of statement regarding Einstein's newly published treatise on Special Relativity - that the melted clocks represented a surrealist meditation on our notions of a fixed cosmic order. In fact, Dali just thought the melted clocks looked like slabs of camembert left out in the sun too long. The truth is, time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese - metaphorically speaking, of course. So when performing truly boring tasks, for example: work, we require time pieces to remind us that the passage of time persists without us even being aware of them. Clocks on the walls, in our computers, or in digital watches (which is a pretty neat idea). They show us the passage of time, but they don't show us the ooey-gooey consistency of time that has stretched out into something barely recognizable. This clock, however, succeeds where those others fail. Here we can accurately see the passage of time whilst being reminded that time drips and flows like fatty rotten milk. Don't worry, though - even if the clock is stretched and pulled like taffy, it still tells accurate time... unless you're spiraling towards the event horizon of a black hole, or traveling at relativistic speeds where time tends to slow and stretch. Hmm... maybe Dali was thinking about special relativity after all?
Doctor Who TARDIS Waste Basket
Let's face it, when you're working your tail off refactoring code, writing up reports, diving into spreadsheets, or designing kickass graphics, you don't have time to clean... or even to empty your own garbage can. And so it happens... your garbage can becomes full, and then you start perching things on top of the ever-growing pile rather than actually empty the bin. Wouldn't it be great if your garbage can was bigger on the inside? Like a TARDIS? Wish no longer, the TARDIS trash can is here! This office-sized trash can looks exactly like the Doctor's timey-wimey vehicle, complete with lights and sounds. Press the pedal to open the lid and hear the TARDIS materialize. Toss in your trash and as the lid closes, the TARDIS will dematerialize before your eyes! Just kidding, it'll just play the sound effect. After all, you want to be able to find it again after you're done eating your lunch. Product Specifications Office-sized trash can modeled after the TARDIS Step on the pedal to open the lid On open: Police box light illuminates TARDIS materializing sound plays On close: TARDIS dematerializing sound plays Removable interior can with handle for easy trash removal (or washing) Switch under lid allows you to turn off the sound effects Batteries: 3 AAA (included) Dimensions: Approx. 16.5" tall, possibly bigger on the inside Dimensions: Inside 10" tall x 7" wide and 6.5" long
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of "Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED "fireflies" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall
Star Trek Enterprise Mug
You may not be keeping the flagship of the Federation in flying condition, but your job is just as important. Actually, that's a lie. Unless you're a pilot, an avionics specialist, an air traffic controller, or an astronaut, a airship isn't going to drop out of the sky if you slack off on the job. The good news is that you don't need to stress out as much. If a few lines of code go unwritten, or you used Pantone 16-1120 instead of 16-1320, nobody will die. Pour your caffeinated fluid of choice into this blue ceramic mug, featuring line art of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701. You may not have a mess hall, but if your office kitchen has a single-cup brewer, that's pretty close to replicator technology. This beauty of a mug will hold twelve ounces of fuel and can be refilled as many times as it takes to get through the day's mission. Product Specifications Blue ceramic mug for fans of Star Trek Features line art of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Holds 12 ounces of your favorite beverage Integrated handle included at no extra charge Microwave and dishwasher safe
Aperture Science Mug
Welcome to Aperture Laboratories, A Trusted Friend in Science! One of the many perks of working here is that Aperture provides all the human fuel you can drink. Human fuel, or "coffee" as it is often called, is available in break rooms throughout the lab. A quality human fuel receptacle can be acquired through the monkeys at ThinkGeek. Please do not use your Aperture Science Mug outside of designated areas, and please do not utilize your Aperture Science Mugs to ingest unsafe liquids or neurotoxins. Maybe you'll find someone else to give you coffee... maybe Black Mesa? (That was a joke, ha ha, FAT CHANCE!) Anyway, this coffee is great, so delicious and hot. But look at me still talking when there's science to do...
Ninja Star Push Pins
There are many nonverbal signs you can use to let those in your office know how you feel about them. You can leave a sticky note saying "Good Job" on their monitor. You can put laxatives in their coffee. Or, you can do as the ninjas done did: stick an angry note on their cubicle wall with throwing stars. Of course not real throwing stars, but Ninja Star Push Pins. Each set will bring you three Ninja Stars of posting doom. Each star has one corner cut off and replaced with two push pins, so when they are embedded in the wall (or cork board or foam board) they look like they were thrown with great force. And apart from looking cool in the wall, the stories of how the Ninja Star Push Pins got there in the first place will quickly become the things of office legend - because nothing adds emphasis to a sign or note like a Ninja Star.
Executive Sand Timer
The passage of time is an interesting concept, philosophically speaking that is. If we are to understand our place in the universe, we can place ourselves on a set of cartesian coordinates, but that doesn't quite give us a complete picture. I'm not talking Heisenberg stuff here, although his uncertainty principle can apply - we're just setting it aside for now. No, we're talking that elusive 4th dimension of time. Yes, time - without which our universe would be exceedingly static and boring. Without which the term 'causality' would have no meaning. The giant pain-in-the-butt thing about time is that we can only travel linearly through it, and only forwards. Sucks, we know - it means Doc Brown and Marty's adventures will have to remain in the domain of science-fiction. Stupid time. So, here we remain - stuck in this unbreakable chain of events, never able to break free from our temporal bonds. We find ourselves watching the passage of time for its own sake - willing it to move faster as we wait for water to boil, our paychecks to cash, or the next episode of Lost to air. We can watch numbers blink by on an LED clock, we can sit mesmerized by the rocking of a pendulum, gaze fixedly at circular sweeping hands of our watch dials, or we can go old-school! We can watch grains of crystalline silicon pass through a narrow opening of glass. Yep, these magnificent timepieces are simple hourglasses designed to allow a set amount of sand to pass through from one chamber to the next - taking roughly an hour to do so, you can watch causality in action! One grain falls allowing gravity to pull and overcome the friction of another grain of sand behind it. As each flies by, another falls in succession, thus the passage of time. It's a beautiful and mesmerizing thing.
Ominous Visitor Shower Curtain
Driving through the countryside is a tradition in America. The open road is freedom, and pointing your nose to the horizon and going where destiny takes you can be an exhilarating experience. But when a long day of driving is done, visitors passing through Anytown, USA, often stop at roadside motels for the night, with a promise of a warm bed, soft pillow and a clean shower. The innkeepers are often charming people - kind, attentive, ever watchful... there for your every need. You may not even know that they're there. Watching. Waiting. Sometimes with a knife. You know, in case you need to carve a roast or something... in the shower. Those innkeepers are almost scary in their ability to surprise you with their generous hospitality. To that end, this PVC shower curtain is sure to remind you of such travels, that time when the innkeeper surprised your girlfriend in the shower, and the horrible bloody aftermath.
Ladies of Battlestar Galactica Poster Set
Many, many people were on board the Battlestar Galactica and her fleet of ships. 50,298, or maybe 49,998 depending on who's counting. It's only logical to assume that the fleet had its share of the artistically talented, either artists in their own right or Viper repair techs who just happened to be handy with a paintbrush too. And there's no shortage of subjects worthy of being immortalized: the powerful, the loving, the inspiring, and the drop-dead sexy. In our case, the artist-on-board is Megan Lara. (You may remember her from her awesome Firefly Nouveau posters.) The Ladies of Battlestar Galactica are created in the style acclaimed masters. Dramatic illumination is the name of the game in the portrait of Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, inspired by Polish painter Tamara de Lempicka. The warmth of a mother's love is seen in the portrait of Sharon "Athena" Agathon, in the style of Austrian painter Gustav Klimt. Laura Roslin positively glows as she holds the Book of Pythia in a portrait that takes its photo-realistic style from French painter William-Adolphe Bouguereau. And finally, Lara channels John Singer Sargent's portrait of Madame X for her rendition of the sexy Cylon, Number Six. Each print is 18" x 24" and printed on 100-pound satin-finish paper. They look great as is, but if you want to start your own Twelve Colonies Art Gallery, we recommend framing them to make them really shine as works of art. Product Specifications Portraits of BSG's leading ladies, done in the style of famous artists Created by the amazing artist Megan Lara Includes: Starbuck, in the style of Tamara de Lempicka Boomer, in the style of Gustav Klimt Laura Roslin, in the style of William-Adolphe Bouguereau Number Six, in the style of John Singer Sargent Materials: Printed on 100-pound, satin-finish paper Dimensions: Each poster is 18" x 24"
Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge
We assume that the TARDIS probably has a kitchen in it somewhere, created at the behest of a companion, of course. It's pretty rare that we see the Doctor sitting down to a meal, unless he's assessing the palate of his new incarnation. Fish fingers and custard FTW! You may not be a companion (yet!) but that doesn't mean the TARDIS can't land in your home, office, or home office. The Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge holds a six-pack of 12-ounce cans, so you'll always have a cold drink close at hand. Alternatively, you can reverse the polarity of the wibbly-wobbly bit, and heat the interior to make your fish fingers nice and steaming hot! It features a flashing light and TARDIS sound effects when you open and close the door. Just don't bring your TARDIS Mini Fridge with you when you enter the real TARDIS. We all know what happens when you put one extradimensional container into another extradimensional container... Product Specifications Mini fridge shaped like the TARDIS Keep your beverages or lunch cold at work Warming function if you'd like to heat your food! Holds up to a six-pack of 12-ounce cans Makes the TARDIS VWORP VWORP sound when you open and close the door - yes, you can also turn that bit off! Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Power: Plugs into a standard US outlet or DC 12V car socket Dimensions: Interior Capacity: 6 cans of 12oz soda, or 4L/.14 cu. ft. Exterior: 10.5" high, 7.5" wide, 10.5" deep
Portal Companion Cube Cookie Jar
What could possibly make you love your Companion Cube more? How about filling it with cookies! After a long day of testing, nothing tastes better than fresh baked cookies. But how can you eat all alone? Well now there's no reason to feel lonely. We've got your cookies and your companion right here! The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an upgrade to the most incredible companion ever. Within this spacious cube you will find room for all of your favorite baked delicacies. The Companion Cube Cookie Jar also serves as an amazing candy bowl sure to bring your friends and fellow test subjects around to your desk day in and out. The Companion Cube Cookie Jar is an officially licensed Portal 2 collectible, and the fine craftsmanship of this ceramic cookie jar will surprise and delight every seasoned test subject. Product Specifications An upgrade to the most incredible companion ever Do not burninate: FILL WITH COOKIES INSTEAD! Officially licensed Portal 2 Collectible Dimensions: 7"x7"x7" Cookies not included
Brownie Bar Factory
No, no, we don't want to chomp on the wee Girl Scouts. They are the suppliers of Thin Mints, after all! We're taking about fresh from the oven, warm, fragrant, chocolatey brownies. The kind that are crunchy on the edges and soft in the middle. When the going gets tough, we want to be in our Mommy's kitchen right at the moment when she hands us our corner piece from the brownie pan. When you're craving brownies, you don't have to call Mom anymore. (But really, she'd appreciate a call now and then for other reasons.) Just pull out your Brownie Bar Factory and a box of your favorite brownie mix. Follow the directions on the brownie mix box and then pour the thick chocolate batter into the molds, close the top, and in 15 minutes, you will have a half dozen piping hot and delicious brownie bars. We will warn you that for your waistline's sake, it's best to bake brownies when friends and family are around. They are delicious and tempting and you will eat all six by yourself if left to your own devices. Our recommendation? Grab some ice cream and hot fudge and have a Brownie Sundae Party. Just be sure to invite us, okay? Product Specifications Bake a batch of brownies in 15 minutes Makes 6 brownie bars, each 1.8 x 3.5 x 1 inches Works with any brownie mix or recipe May work with cake or cookie mix if you're willing to do some experiments in the name of Bakery Science. (Remember to eat your mistakes!) Stores vertically so it fits in small spaces Uses 25% less electricity than a conventional oven BPA-free, FDA compliant food-safe materials used throughout PTFE & PFOE free non-stick surface Dimensions: 10 x 4 x 7.9 inches
Cardboard Safari Unicorn Trophy
You've heard of canned hunts, right? That's when horrible people who are horrible at hunting pay other horrible people to put a fancy animal in a confined location so it's easier to kill. This practice makes us very sad pandas, indeed. Which is why we are such huge fans of the cardboard boxed hunt, made available to us by ThinkGeek's neighbors, Cardboard Safari. They make amazing hunting trophies and other sculptures out of recycled cardboard. The Unicorn Trophy is named Merlin, quite appropriately. A magical creature deserves a magical name. Laser cut for precision fit, you'll receive Merlin in a flat-pack box. Never fear, though! He's super easy to assemble and honestly, you can't expect us to just send you a trophy that you don't have to work for, do you? Merlin looks great in his natural white, but he takes well to paint if you'd like to fancy him up with colors and sparkles. The Small sized Merlin is perfect for a cubicle wall, while the Medium looks mighty shiny in any room. Product Specifications Hang the head of Merlin the unicorn on your wall Made in Virginia by Cardboard Safari Laser-cut for precision fit Packed flat for easy shipping, with totally easy assembly instructions Looks great in natural white, but can be painted to suit your style Made from non-toxic, recycled materials Choose: Small (approx. 5.5" wall-to-nostrils) or Medium (approx. 10" wall-to-nostrils)
Star Wars Glowing Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker
Before Blue Milk, before Ewok Jerky, before that frog thing that Jabba eats, before even Yoda's stew, the main food of the Jedi was ice pops! Of course, a true Jedi made their ice pop holder themselves. Most Jedi used juice to make their ice pops, as it was healthy and nourished the mind and soul, but some preferred alcoholic beverages. These souls became the Sith (named after a brand of Alderaanian vodka), and you know the rest. It's time to make yourself a treat from long, long ago with your very own Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pops! Each Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pop set comes with four saber hilts: two Luke and two Vader. Just add juice (or any delicious liquid) to the mold and pop the whole shebang in your freezer for 4 hours. Run a little warm water over the mold and the full saber can be removed and then inserted into the hilt. Activate your saber's LED for a light-up treat that screams awesome and tasty all at once. It's always time for Jedi refreshment when you have some Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pops. May the Force-icle be with you! Please Note: Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pops are not for dueling. Oh, who are we kidding; play with your food. Ice Pop Saber fight!! Star Wars Lightsaber Ice Pops Freeze any drink into an awesome Lightsaber Ice Pop Each hilt has an LED in it, to light up the "blade" Includes: 4 Saber hilts (2 Luke and 2 Vader) Saber ice pop mold tray Instructions Materials: Food-safe plastic Tray and inserts are dishwasher safe. Hilts remove for freezing. Freeze pops, then screw on hilts and power-up with LED light. Hilts are NOT dishwasher safe. Do not put hilts in freezer or dishwasher. Wipe with a damp cloth to clean. Provide your own fruit juice or Kool-Aid in the appropriate blade color. Officially Licensed Lucasfilm Collectable Invented and Designed by ThinkGeek Batteries: 2 AAA batteries per hilt (not included) Dimensions: Hilt: 5" long x 1" diameter "Blade:" approx 6" long ** Bonus Tracks ** Ice Cream Truck Star Wars Theme (MP3) and Ice Cream Truck Imperial March (MP3). Make ringtones NAO!
Doctor Who TARDIS Night Light
We're glad that we're watching Doctor Who as adults. Why? Because the whole storyline about Amy Pond and the weirdness that is her house would have scared the pants off of us as younglings. We believed in monsters under the bed, monsters in the closet, and now we have to think about cracks in the wall and a hidden room containing... well, you know the rest if you're caught up. If you're a little afraid of the crack in your bedroom wall, why don't you shed a little of the Doctor's friendly light on it? The TARDIS Night Light plugs into any standard outlet and shines from both the windows and top providing adequate illumination for late night bathroom trips or for discouraging midnight Dalek attacks. Product Specifications Let the Doctor help scare away the closet monsters Plug it into your outlet, switch on for timey-wimey light Uses a 7 watt bulb (one included, easily replaceable) Dimensions: 7 1/2" x 3"
Retro Artwork as seen on Big Bang Theory
Looking to live a bit more like Sheldon and Leonard? First, you'll need a roommate agreement. You don't want a roommate who will put their jelly on your shelf of the refrigerator or who won't give you 12 hours notice of impending coitus. Second, arrange your breakfast cereals in order by fiber content. You'll never know when you'll have a Big Bran day. Thirdly, establish your dinner schedule. Humans thrive on habits, you know. And for goodness sake, don't eat your Thai food with chopsticks. Finally, if you want to deck out your domicile to match the geek chic of Sheldon and Leonard's apartment, you'll want to snatch up these posters that exactly match the ones seen on set. Captain Future "Wizard of Science" hangs by the front door, and the advertising poster for Petre Devos Flemish beer is seen on the wall of Leonard and Sheldon's kitchen. Of course, you can hang them anywhere you like, as long as the location is stipulated in the Wall Hangings Clause of the Roommate Agreement. Product Specifications Retro Artwork posters as seen on The Big Bang Theory Exact replicas of the posters hanging in Sheldon & Leonard's apartment Captain Future "Wizard of Science" As seen by the front door of the apartment A sci-fi hero pulp character from the 40s and 50s Raised by a living brain, a robot, and an android Dimensions: 36" x 24" Petre Devos Beer As seen in Sheldon & Leonard's kitchen Advertisement for a Flemish brewery Depicts a thirsty barrel bot from the future Has a font based on it - Petre Devos font! From the 1930s, with an almost mod-60s style Dimensions: 20" x 14.5"
Caffeine Molecule Stainless Travel Mug
These sophisticated stainless steel, travel style, mugs have our famous Caffeine molecule printed in black on the front. You must be thinking to yourselves right now 'your Caffeine molecule...'? Yep. Our Caffeine molecule. Here at ThinkGeek, we like to pretend we invented all the elements and hence we have first dibs on claiming ownership of any and all molecules derived from the use of our elements. I think Jen whipped up Carbon while playing around with a Rail Gun in Quake. And Jon just happened upon Nitrogen while abstracting some new Perl algorithms he was playing with while it was both raining and hailing outside. Features of this fine stainless mug include... 16 Ounce Capacity! Dual-wall insulation Black Drink-Thru lid Fits in the majority of automobile Drink cup holders Get one now!
Portal Companion Cube Gift Box
We've figured out the best use for this box. On a big day -- say, a birthday, anniversary, or Valentine's Day -- give this box to your special someone. If you like, put some festive tissue paper inside. Your love will open the box, all excited for something very lightweight and possibly expensive, only to reveal... an empty box. When they give you the WTF look, you give it right back and repeat after us: "What? MY LOVE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!" Okay, that's probably a very bad idea and you would be a very bad person to try it. This Companion Cube Gift box is 6" cubed and will fit lots of small trinkets for the person you love: maybe some candies, a small plush, DLC codes, y'know, whatever you want! It's also the perfect size for love, so put some love in there too. Product Specifications Package gifts for your loved ones in a Companion Cube Or use it to store doodads in your office or at home Officially licensed Portal collectible Flat-packed, easy to assemble Dimensions (assembled): 6" x 6" x 6"
Choose Your Weapon Poster
Masahiro Sakurai was bored with traditional fighting games. The legendary Nintendo developer grew tired of watching double-jointed mutants demolish their friends in arcades - not because of their skill in the fighting games of the day, but because of their mastery of the unstoppable finger-breaking button-mashing combos. He wanted easier controls, more freedom to explore the fighting arena. Also, he wanted to see a fight between Pikachu and Samus. The resulting game, Super Smash Bros, knocked the gaming world for a loop. Not only could Mario kick Luigis little green ass, but they could also knock each other off the platform entirely, move in two magical directions and not just one, but they can collect random powerups to help them defeat their opponent and survive to the next round. Now, it's your turn to pick up the controller and play. Which character will you choose? Will you choose Mario and his devastating Coin-Punch Combo and fireball attack, or will you try Kirby on for size, and swallow your opponents' powers? Each have their benefits and their weaknesses, so which will you choose? Make your choice now! Choose your weapon! Features Symbols from the Nintendo 64 hit Super Smash Bros 18 x 24 inch poster on 100 pound matte paper Original artwork by Dylan Miller Poster suitable for hanging or framing A great gift for the retro gamer
Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories Shower Curtain
The curtain has so many uses in the home. We like to pride ourselves on our shower curtain for the modern bathroom. It's fast, too -- the whole business takes less than a minute. See it demonstrated at your local Woolworth Store! Before Aperture Science became a worldwide leader in Science, they were a worldwide leader in shower curtains. In fact, the majority of Cave Johnson's wealth was amassed thanks to contracts with the U.S. military to provide shower curtains to military bases (except the Navy). In fact, it was the Navy that was the purported downfall of Cave Johnson. Rumor has it, Cave was exposed to high levels of mercury while developing deadly shower curtains for the House Naval Appropriations committee. This shower curtain, while emblazoned with the Aperture Science logo, probably doesn't contain mercury or radiation. Not if you’re in the control group at least. (Pssst, you're in the control group.) Product Specifications Officially licensed and approved by Valve! Get squeaky clean behind this Aperture Labs shower curtain White vinyl(EVA) shower curtain with black Aperture Labs logo Features the aperture logo and text letting you know that it "Contains less than 1% mercury" Most likely not radioactive (but wear your lead underwear anyway) Officially licensed Portal collectible Dimensions: 6' x 6'
RPG Scented Oils
When you think of the scents associated with roleplaying games, your mind most likely turns to the smell of books, beer, and body odor. Those of us who attend conventions regularly are happy to report that the latter item is not quite as big an issue as it was in years past. Nerd whiff will never completely die, though, as there will always be that guy who rates his need for gaming above his need for a shower. Fill your nostrils with a more pleasing aroma: that of your favorite class! Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab has blended these intoxicating scents inspired by your favorite fantasy RPG: cleric, fighter, mage, paladin, ranger, rogue, neutral, lawful, chaotic, good, and evil. We're frankly in awe that BPAL was able to distill classes down to their essential scent. Enter the cleric's temple, where he leaves offerings for his god. Touch the blood-stained cloak of the fighter. Inhale the purple smoke created by the mage's spell, if you dare! Smell the smug superiority of the paladin in her shining white armor. Perch in a tree with the ranger, ready to loose an arrow at a passing orc. Skulk in the shadows with the rogue, sharpening your dagger as you await your next victim. Each scent comes packaged in an amber apothecary vial with an artistic rendition of your favored class. Just a dab of this powerful oil is enough to smell adventurous all day; a little goes a long way so one bottle will last you a good while. BPAL has aimed for these to be unisex scents and we have to agree. Nobody is going to tell us that a lady can't smell like blood and steel or a guy like frankincense and myrrh! Product Specifications Put a dab of this oil on your wrist or neck and smell like a fantasy! Unisex scents are appropriate for any gender of gamer Use the scent notes below to choose the best scent for you Combine scents to create a signature fragrance all your own (like Ranger, Mage, and Good, for that nature loving caster type) A little goes a long way: a tiny drop is enough to smell adventurous all day The scents: CLERIC: Rose amber, frankincense, myrrh, champaca flower, Peru balsam, cistus, palisander, cananga, hyssop, and narcissus absolute FIGHTER: Leather, musk, blood, and steel MAGE: All mystique and thrumming power: gurjum balsam, Sumatran dragon's blood resin, olibanum, galangal, oleo gum resin, and frankincense PALADIN: Immaculate white musk, sweet frankincense, bourbon vanilla, white leather, and shining armor RANGER: Untamed wilderness: buckskin accord with Terebinth pine, Russian birch, black ironwood, elder bark, hay, armoise, juniper, patchouli, galangal root, Spanish moss, and cabreuva ROGUE: Soft, well-worn black leather, hemp, and rosin Neutral: A flawless skin musk. Lawful: Rigid oak, blue chamomile, rhubarb, and fig leaf. Chaotic: A whirling mélange of multicolored musks with wasabi, rooibos, heliotrope, and mastic. Good: Shimmering celestial musk with vanilla, white honey, acacia, and sugar cane. Evil: Smouldering opium tar, tobacco absolut...
Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser
It's no secret that Darth Vader has anger issues. He's quick with the barking of orders and the Force choking. He rules by intimidation, which works... okay. We wonder, though, if Vader could take a page from a leader who had the admiration and respect of his crew: Jean-Luc Picard. And let's face it, the crew of the Enterprise were much better shots than the average Stormtrooper. What's the big difference between the two leaders? Tea, of course. Earl Grey. Hot. If only Vader could sit down and wrap his black gloves around a steaming mug of bergamot-scented tea, then he could get to the bottom of all his anger and be a more productive leader. Then maybe someone could have fixed that thermal exhaust port so it didn't go directly to the reactor system. Alas, we can't rewrite history... but you can muse about what could have been while steeping your favorite tea leaves in this stainless steel Death Star Tea Infuser. Product Specifications Tea infuser molded to look like the Death Star Fill with your favorite loose leaf tea Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Materials: Stainless Steel Yes, it's dishwasher safe!
Game of Thrones Coasters
Syrio Forel taught us to remain calm as still water, but we all know that even still water can leave condensation marks on your furniture. Before you have to get fierce like a wolverine on your significant other or children, consider a low-cost alternative: super sweet coasters from your favorite books and TV show, A Game of Thrones. The Game of Thrones House Sigil Coaster Set comes with four thirsty cork coasters, ready to drink up wayward fluids. Each coaster features the sigil of a house its signature colors: the dragon of Targaryen, the dire wolf of Stark, the stag of Baratheon, and the lion of Lannister. Now raise a glass to the King - whoever that happens to be at the moment. Product Specifications Set of four coasters for fans of A Game of Thrones One of each for the Targaryen, Stark, Baratheon, and Lannister Houses Officially licensed Game of Thrones collectible Materials: Cork Dimension: 4" x 4"
Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Pen
[ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT FROM THINKGEEK SECRET HQ, SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE. NAMES MAY BE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY.] WALTER: What's that? [PETER HOLDS UP SONIC SCREWDRIVER PEN] PETER: It's our latest addition to the Doctor Who sonic screwdriver collection. This one's a pen, modeled after the eleventh Doctor's trusty sonic. WALTER: What's it do? PETER: It's a pen. WALTER: Does it light up? PETER: It's a pen. WALTER: Looks kind of like a sonic screwdriver. Can it open things? PETER: It's a pen, WALTER. You know, you write with it? WALTER: Oh. [DISAPPOINTED] So it's just a pen? PETER: It has both black and green ink! WALTER: I guess that's okay, if, like, you need to write or something. PETER: That's why you want a pen, I think... WALTER: So it doesn't light up? [PETER FACEPALMS] [TRANSCRIPT ENDS] As Walter and Peter discovered, it's a pen - just a pen. But when you need to write, do you really want gimmicks and lights? Or do you want something that writes reliably and just happens to be a fun reminder of something a little more exciting than a day at the office? Our thoughts exactly! It writes in black or green, but does not open, close, or fix anything. Unless said thing can be fixed by writing on it, in which case, this pen will fix it! Product Specifications Convenient, pen sized replica of the eleventh Doctor's screwdriver Writes in both black and green (but not at the same time - that'd be silly!) Does not actually open things, close things, or fix things (unless it can be fixed by writing on it) It's a (ballpoint) pen! That's it.
nom nom nom Lunchbag
In elementary school, everybody's favorite time was recess. 'Cept us. Ours was reading time. Cause recess far too frequently involved sunlight. Now that we're adults, our favorite time of the day is lunch. Or possibly going-home time. Lunch, for what it's worth, is even better when your partly-eaten sammmich is smiling back at you, encouraging you to nom it. This little lunch tote measures 7" wide, 12" high (9.25" inside the enclosure), and 4" deep, plenty of space on its side for your bento box or the largest of the Atomic Food Containers or upright for a bottle of Squeez Bacon or a soda, a sandwich, and a snack. It has a side mesh pocket that's just the right size to hold a can of Bawls, although the product copy says it's intended for water. There's a pocket on the front with a velcro closure, and the bag itself has a velcro closure over the top. We should note, however, that it doesn't seal, per se. Just close. There's some insulation, but since the top isn't airtight, it's not likely to keep your cold stuff cold too long without an assist from the refrigerator. The bag is made of 210 Denier nylon (an outdoor fabric), with polyethylene vinyl acetate (PEVA) lining and polyurethane fabric backing for extra water resistance. And it has a spot on the back for you to claim it's yours, 'cause everybody's gonna be wanting one when they see it. The manufacturer calls the color Apple, but we'll be more specific and call it Granny Smith Apple. So, see, just carrying your lunch in this bag satisfies part of your RDA of fruits and vegetables. Yeah, okay. What? You can't blame us for trying. Somebody pass the Cheetos.
Zig-N-Zag Ball
Cats are all about stalking. We have fond memories of growing up with indoor/outdoor cats who would bring us the severed heads of chipmunks and moles. (It's only slightly less creepy than waking up with a dead horse on the pillow next to you.) We're really not sure what happened to the rest of the bodies, but the heads were delivered in a neat little line outside the front door. Were they a gift... or a warning? The Zig-N-Zag Ball plays into your kitty's hunting instincts. The ball-within-a-ball mechanism is self-winding and will send the ball zigging and zagging erratically when hit. Gone are the days when a ball would obey the laws of physics! (Okay, this one still does, but in a more roundabout manner! Down, physics geeks! Down, boys! and girls!) What matters is that your kitty will assume this ball will act like all their other balls, but as soon as they swat it, those assumptions will fly out the window. Fight kitty boredom and provide hours of exercise with the Zig-N-Zag Ball! Product Specifications Crazy cat toy that rolls around unpredictably when swatted Self-winding mechanism, no batteries required Smart toy for smart cats who are bored with normal balls Satisfies kitty's need to stalk prey Dimensions: 2" diameter Assorted colors: Please allow our robots to choose one for you
Personal Pie Factory
It is our humble opinion that, despite the wonders of donuts, and the sublime simplicity of cupcakes, one dessert reigns supreme. The pie. Nothing beats a pie's masterful combinations of sweet and salty, and moist and flaky. A delicious firm crust surrounding the filling of your choice is the perfect capper to any special occasion. Aye, but there's the rub, isn't it? We only seem to make pies for special occasions, and that's just wrong. Pies can be hard to do right - you have to channel Betty Freaking Crocker to do it, sometimes. Plus, if you're making pie, you have to make pie for the group. Sure, there are probably a few of us here at ThinkGeek that would love to just sit down with a fork and a whole 9 inch pie, and gorge on it by ourselves, but there lies shame. Sweet, delicious shame. And so, we suffer through the lengthy periods after major holidays where we wait for an excuse to make pie, again. An excuse? We don't need no stinking excuse! We saw a need, and that need was for simple and single-sized pies that can be made at the drop of a hat. The solution came in this perfect little kitchen gadget right here. The Personal Pie Factory simplifies the process. Start with pie dough (nothing wrong with store-bought frozen dough), and your favorite fillings. Almost anything can work! Whole berries, canned cherries, pumpkin pie filling...! Oh, yeah. Close the lid, and in less than 10 minutes, you've got pie. And they're little bitty pies, too! Just enough for one, so now you can eat the whole pie by yourself, and the stigma for doing so can take a hike. Features Cooks up 4 delicious mini pies in under 10 minutes Nonstick surface for easy removal and cleanup You supply the dough and the filling 5.9 x 9.3 x 11 inches
Chopula Smart Spatula
It seems that our cooking utensils haven't evolved much. While our electronic appliances have improved, we can bet that the spatula of our grandma and her grandma and her grandma looked exactly the same as ours. Isn't the spatula just as vital to our culinary adventures as our food processor? Chopula is the evolved spatula, ready to scrape, chop, lift, and flip with ease. Need to get that last bit of homemade alfredo sauce out of the pan? Chopula's multi-curved head design can get around the edges of any pan, without scratching your non-stick cookware. Trying to chop up some meatstuff while it browns? Chopula's unique shape lets you chop while keeping your hand up and away from the heat. Flipping pancakes? Chopula's flexible large head is there for you, Brunch Boss. A clever bend in Chopula's handle keeps the head off your counter, preventing germs and keeping your kitchen clean. Get one for your kitchen... and grandma's. She deserves it. Product Specifications Scrapes, chops, lifts, and flips with ease due to award-winning design Curved head for scraping out even the weirdest-shaped dish or pot Won't damage non-stick cookware Keeps your hand away from the heat while you chop things in the pan Flexible head makes flipping pancakes and omelettes easy Won't dirty your counter when you set it down between flips Heat resistant to 250°C/480°F Materials: Non-stick, food-safe nylon Dishwasher safe Dimensions: 11.6" long Weight: 0.16 lb
Nyan Cat Seatbelt Buckle Dog Collar
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan! Nyan nyan, nyan nyan nyan nyannyan nyan. Nyannyan, nyan nyan nyan nyannyannyan nyan nyan. Nyan! (Nyan?) Nyan nyannyan nyan nyan nyan nyannyan nyan. Nyan, nyan? Nyan nyannyan nyan nyannyan nyan nyannyan. Nyan!! NYAN!! Admit it, you wanted this collar long before you bothered to read this part. Nyan Cat fans are hardcore. The Nyan Cat Seatbelt Buckle Dog Collar features everyone's favorite flying, fluffy space kitty with rainbows. The strong nylon strap has a welded stainless steel D ring for easy leash attachment. When it's time to go naked, the Nyan Cat Seatbelt Dog Collar pops off with the press of a button. Product Specifications Flying space kitty with rainbows, WANT. Strong nylon webbing with Nyan Cat artwork Welded stainless steel D ring for attaching your (rainbow) leash Push the button to release the collar Sizes (measure current collar from buckle to the hole used to secure it): Small: 9-15" Medium: 11-17" Large: 15-26"
USB Toast Handwarmers
There was squee-fest in the ThinkGeek office when we got the sample for these USB Toast Handwarmers. The head Squee-er was Assistant Merchant Monkey Andrea, who danced down the halls singing about the cuteness of tooooast. Jazz hands while wearing stuffed toast gloves? Andrea did it. Since she's a huge fan of French toast (with challah, naturally), we weren't surprised that she latched on to these handwarmers and wouldn't let go. USB Toast Handwarmers are squishy and adorable, but the genius is when you plug them into the nearest USB ports and switch them on. In just a few moments, your hands will be wonderfully toasty. And yes, you CAN type while wearing them. Your friendly neighborhood copywriter monkey has been doing just that! Of course, she's under strict direction to return them to Andrea the French Toast Queen when she's done writing this product description. Get your own toasty warm hands and conquer your always-freezing office with adorable plush foodstuff. Product Specifications Strap some toast to your hands to keep them toasty warm Plug into your USB port and they get toasty quickly Set your level of warmth to low or high Adjustable strap lets you get them as snug as you like Size: One size fits most hands Dimensions: Each toast is 5.5" x 5.5" Weight: Each toast weighs only 2 oz Cord length: 57" Compatibility: PC, Mac, Linux, any USB-enabled device that can handle 5V, 3W with 1.5M USB line. Note: While totally adorable, these are not suitable for children under 6. Addendum: Sadly, not edible.
Doctor Who Dalek Projection Clock
There you are, cozy in your PJs dreaming about a new season of The Doctor, when it hits you - you are not alone. Looming out of the dark and nebulous reaches of reality you can hear them as they float towards you, giant toilet plunger manipulator appendages at the ready, gunsticks aimed for you. It's them. They're here. You run, but you can't escape. Just as fear and panic put an icy grip on you, you sit bolt upright in bed, eyes glued to the ceiling, awake. You can still hear them. You can hear their hovering bodies approach, the sound of their gunsticks firing, that dreaded cry of "Exterminate!" Etched in glowing blue above your head is the time. Your alarm clock has done its job. Maybe the Red Shiny Robots of Vortis are a myth too. But for some of us, the constant threat of death by alien robots is what keeps us going from day to day. Start your day the Dalek way - because nothing wakes you like the threat of extermination! The Dalek Alarm Clock projects the time onto your ceiling and cycles through three sound effects - hover, exterminate, and gunstick - to try to wake you from your slumber. It's the alarm clock Davros would use if he required an alarm clock. Product Specifications Cycles through three sound effects (hover, exterminate, and gunstick) Projects time onto your ceiling! Snoozes for ten minutes when depressed Speech indicators on head flash white Requires four AA batteries (included) Approximately 9.8" x 5.1"
Doctor Who TARDIS Water Bottle
One oft-unmentioned side effect of space travel is dehydration. You know how the recycled air in an airplane dries you out? (The switch from peanuts to pretzels has made it even worse!) Traveling through time and space gives you that level of dehydration times 42. This stainless steel water bottle is TARDIS blue and features blueprint style line art of the Doctor's time-traveling vehicle of choice. Fill it with over 25 ounces (750 mL) of your hydrating liquid of choice, then clip it to your belt or bag using the mini carabiner. It's perfect for school, work, or quenching your thirst in the exhibit hall of your favorite convention. Product Specifications> Keep away that time-traveling dehydration Stainless steel water bottle with TARDIS print Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Material: Stainless steel Capacity: Holds about 25 ounces of your favorite beverage Love your water bottle: Hand wash for longest artwork life Dimensions: 10" x 2.75"
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow. Well, while we don't recommend all that for your office, there is something we can take from this story: colorful jellyfish are relaxing. This desktop tank holds three jellyfish which "swim" around the tank (thanks to a gently contrived current). In the top of the tank are 6 bright LEDs, which let you set the mood. You can either have them blend softly from one color to the next, or stop on your favorite color. Either way, the jellies are happy to frolic in their kaleidoscopic, quiet menace. And if one of your subordinates ever acts up, just remind him or her about the Blackbeard story...and let them know there's room in your jellyfish tank for a hand or two. Sometimes threats are all you need. Arrrgh. Note: If you are having any troubles getting your jellies to swim about properly, remember to add just a few drops of liquid dish soap to the water as per the instructions. It's the part that makes the magic happen. Thanks!
Shower Shock Caffeinated Body Wash
Some folks like imbibing their caffeine in coffees and sodas and energy drinks. Others like eating it in candies and mints and "magic" brownies. But if you ask us, the most enjoyable way to get caffeine into your system is to rub glowing gel all over your body and let it seep into your pores. And if you just happen to get cleaner in the process, even better! Just like our Shower Shock bar soap, Shower Shock Body Wash is a hazy clear color (since it wakes up your brain from a hazy mind to a clear one) and has an invigorating peppermint scent. Shower Shock Body Wash is all about getting you awake and moving. Each normal-sized application gives you about 200mg of caffeine rushing into your blood stream. You'll feel rejuvenated, energized, and you just might tingle a little. And tingling (unless you are being electrocuted by mutant eels) is always fun. Each bottle is 6.76oz (200ml). For ingredients list, click here.
Aperture Stainless Steel Water Bottles
DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE CONTAINMENT UNIT. WARNING: May cause diaphoresis, micturition, and acute tissue hydration. Aperture Science leads the pack when it comes to providing dihydrogen monoxide to its test subjects. After reading this list, we knew we had to encourage its use. Dihydrogen monoxide: Can cause severe tissue damage in its solid form, sometimes leading to amputation Is found in all cancerous tumors and pre-cancerous lesions Causes death if inhaled Is a key ingredient of acid rain Can be found in styrofoam, biological weapons, and bombs Is hidden in many of the foods and beverages you consume every day! If you're in need of some acute tissue hydration, store your dihydrogen monoxide in one of these Aperture Laboratories Stainless Steel Water Bottles. Available in black (44 oz) or white (22 oz), these beauties feature the Aperture logo on one side and a warning about the deadly nature of H2O on the other. Product Specifications Stainless steel bottles with the Aperture Laboratories logo Designed for cold beverages only Warning label on reverse side about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide Choose: White: 22 ounces, or Black: 44 ounces Love your bottle: Hand wash only Officially licensed Portal / Portal 2 collectible
Doctor Who Van Gogh TARDIS Mug
VINCENT: I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamed of. THE DOCTOR: You don't have to tell me. One of the best parts of watching Doctor Who is learning about all the crazy aliens and creatures that are sharing our universe. Let's face it, we'll never see a weeping angel statue without the hair on the back of our necks standing on end. We're eyeing cracks in walls with suspicion. The guy at our bank? The creepy one? Certainly a Slitheen. And poor Vincent van Gogh was terrorized by the bird-like reptilian creature known as the Krafayis. You may be too, for all you know. They're invisible, after all. One could be right behind you. But don't worry, we have the perfect plan. Fill your Van Gogh TARDIS Mug with fresh water and peer deeply into it. If a Krafayis is over your shoulder, you'll see its reflection... just before it gores you with its horns. Product Specifications Mug for fans of Doctor Who Features the Van Gogh style exploding TARDIS artwork Integrated handle included at no extra charge Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Love your mug: For longest artwork life, hand wash
Dalek Mug
The only word in the Who lexicon that can still send a shiver down the spine of every Who-fan in Who-ville, this single word is the catch phrase of the most feared cybernetic beings in existence. Cybermen? Pfft. Ask yourself this: when the Pandorica opened, who was there? That's right, the Daleks and some of their closest friends. When the Time Lords were brought down for their treacherous interference in the Time War, putting an end to one bright species' quest for domination - and perhaps subsequent destruction of all life - who was there? The Daleks. Sure, they may look like a giant salt and pepper shaker with an eye-stock, a death ray arm, and something looking like a toilet plunger called a "manipulator," but true denizens of the Who-verse know, the Dalek is nothing to be trifled with. And now it's your turn to inflict terror on the Universe! Whether sipping a steamy beverage in the war torn ashes of Skaro with Davros himself or just jotting down to the kitchen with your horde of mechanical mayhem, folks will know you mean business when you approach them with this mug. Crafted with the finest Earth based ceramic technology specifically designed to contain both cold and warm liquids (but not at the same time - that would be a temporal paradox), this mug is the only place a self respecting megalomaniac bent on the utter destruction of all inferior life would keep their beverages. An army of nine Daleks are depicted around the mug, with the only warning you need to give anyone that stands between you and your beverage of choice: "YOU ALL WILL BE EXTERMINATED."
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Whether you've got a cantina that rivals Mos Eisley's or just a fridge in the back of your ship, this Millennium Falcon-shaped bottle opener is perfect for the Han Solo in all of us! It's no piece of junk, either. She looks good and she's got it where it counts. Like Chewie, it's a faithful companion that'll open hard bottles for us and be by our side even if we drop our shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. This ThinkGeek exclusive collectible can't be found anywhere else. That's right, she's all ours... well, until she becomes all yours. This metal gadget comes with a magnet on the back to keep you from losing it, as long as you don't toss it out with the garbage or lose it gambling. And remember: don't drink and engage the hyperdrive! Product Specifications Bottle opener for smugglers and other scruffy types A ThinkGeek exclusive collectible! Metal shaped as the classic smuggler ship Magnet on back, sticks to your fridge Great for the Star Wars geek in your life Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Made from zinc alloy (heavy!) Dimensions: 4" x 3.25"
Caffeine Mug
The now famous caffeine molecule emblazoned on a swell glass mug is the perfect addition to your caffeine collection. This one's got some somewhat calm earl-grey tea in it cuz that's what I was drinking when I took the picture, but feel free to use it for your daily double cappucino with a shot of skyrocket syrup. 8-ounce glass mug with the caffeine molecule printed in lime green.
Origami Sticky Notes
Origami is a Japanese art which is practiced to create a representation of an object using paper folding and crease patterns typically without using glue or cutting the paper. Now you can practice origami in the office and make use of all the old sticky notes you have plastered to your desk. These Origami Sticky Notes provide something fun for those dull moments at the office. You can now re-cycle your old sticky notes and turn them in to paper 3-D models. Each pad has printed instructions on each sheet for 10 different origami shapes. From UK-based design company Suck UK. Dimensions are 75 x 75mm, there are 100 sheets per pad.
Star Trek Enterprise & Shuttle Salt & Pepper Shakers
It is important to note that when you're a guest in a Vulcan household, you'll be expected to cook meals for your hosts. We think this is a pretty neat custom. Unless, of course, you have no idea how to prepare food because you're used to getting it out of a replicator. (Another reason why we love Benjamin Sisko, but that's another series...) This set of salt & pepper shakers is a must for the fan of The Original Series. Featuring the Enterprise NCC-1701 and the Shuttle, these shakers are made of glazed ceramic and have a magnet insert that keeps them happily docked together when not in use. Product Specifications Ceramic salt & pepper shakers modeled after the Enterprise & Shuttle Enterprise measures about 2", Shuttle is 1 3/8" Magnet insert keeps them docked together when not in use Fun & functional for fans of The Original Series Love your shakers: hand wash only
Human Skeleton Shower Curtain
The knee bone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh. - Dr. Nick, The Simpsons Besides the obvious benefit of cleaning our bodies, there really isn't a lot we accomplish while showering. We can sing in the shower, mull over deep issues in the shower, or just zone out and enjoy the hot water, but none of those things are making us any smarter. This is a problem. Wash up and study at the same time with the Human Skeleton Shower Curtain. Learn about your insides while cleaning your outsides! What's a manubrium and where is it? How's the old ilium looking today? Get intimate with your osseous anatomy while scrubbing yourself off every morning. A perfect gift for the med student or necromancer in your life, the Human Skeleton Shower Curtain is humerus, edutaining, and orthopedically stylish. Product Specifications Learn what's inside while cleaning your outsides Two skeletons with all the bones labeled Great for med students, doctors, nurses, chiropractors, and necromancers Material: EVA vinyl Dimensions: 71" x 71"
Portal 2 Co-Op Bots Poster
It's no secret that we're huge fans of Portal. With all the cake jokes and companion cubes, it's pretty obvious. So when the folks from Valve invited two of our monkeys to visit their offices and play Portal 2 over a month before release, grown men squeeed. Unfortunately, since an NDA was signed, the best we could get out of them about their experience was: "We played Portal 2. It was great." We're so excited now that we can let the confetti out of the bag! *partyhorn* Portal 2 was awesome! (That's better than great.) We especially love the co-op mode, starring robots Atlas and P-Body (or blue and orange, if you're GLaDOS). They're on a mission to rescue some humans that are trapped in a secret chamber GLaDOS can't open. There's running, there's dancing, there's high-fiving, there's confetti. And then there's the backstabbing. We're pretty sure every co-op video game could be improved with the addition of confetti and backstabbing... don't you think so? Product Specifications Features co-op bots from Portal 2 Have Atlas and P-Body on your wall Does not come with confetti or cake Dimensions: 24" x 36"
Han Solo in Carbonite Business Card Case
If you're looking to impress potential clients and colleagues from around the galaxy, this business card case is a must-have. After all, no one respects an intergalactic crime lord who prints his business cards at home on perforated paper. You throw some credits at a good graphic designer and then some quality cardstock and the respect (and dancing Twi'leks) will follow. What appears to be a solid block of carbonite containing a tiny Han Solo is actually a spring-loaded case that holds a dozen business cards. This case is classy enough for the board room and geeky enough to make your convention contacts squee gleefully. This is the case you're looking for! Grab one, then go about your business. Move along. Product Specifications It's a block of carbonite... no, it's a business card case Looks like a tiny Han Solo frozen in carbonite Spring-loaded case holds about a dozen business cards (Number of cards depends on weight of cardstock.) Material: Zinc alloy Dimensions: 4.5" x 2.17" Weight: 7 ounces
Game of Thrones Poster Full World Map
For a more detailed look at the poster click here. We love epic fantasy, and A Song of Ice and Fire really delivers on the adjective "epic." There are so many people and so many places, it can be hard to keep track of them all. Unfortunately, we were not raised at the foot of a Maester, so we're a little behind the average Westerosi when it comes to knowing where things are. The Game of Thrones Full World Map Poster will solve that problem once and for all. Hang it on the wall of your office or reading nook and you'll be able to follow the action as you read (and reread) all of George R. R. Martin's novels. Product Specifications A full world map of George R. R. Martin's fantasy world You don't need to hire a Maester to teach you geography Hang it in your reading nook or office Dimensions: 24" x 36"
Set Of Circuit Board Coasters
Slap your favorite perspiring bottle of beer on these circuitboard coasters without the kind of hesitation you might have if it was your motherboard! Great for office, dorm, or even home use... These tube coasters provide the perfect cushion for your favorite beverage. A set of six assorted colored circuitboard coasters comes in an attractive tin with a circuit board top. Each coaster measures 3.75" in diameter. Please note that designs will vary from set to set as each is constructed of different circuitboards!
Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener
Locating the bottle opener, aka "church key", can be a real drag especially if you've already thrown back a few. Wandering around the kitchen, looking inside 4 or 5 drawers and making that bottle opening motion with you hands while you mumble incoherently to yourself. The Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener magically sticks to the front of your fridge and can open any bottle with ease. It's fashioned from a plate of shiny stainless steel with a rubber magnetic backing. You will no longer be searching around for that elusive opener, since this one doesn't move. The design lets you easily open a bottle using just one hand, helping you look extra smooth, even if you're having trouble successfully operating both of your legs.
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